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>>309585034Thank you for the fresh thread. Also
>>309585357>AlsoAlso what, anon?
>>309585647Public disturbances are illegal
>>309585647leaked photo of yeb gang
can we start a new thread?
>>309585703Boyflops are very good and should be appreciated more.>>309586164The yebs are building camaraderie, strengthened bonds, and true connections. Good Yeb Gang.
Anybody have the Sunset Orca Hi-Tops with Ink Saver Sub?0176-1262-2439
>>309587087Got it in drop roller, sorry.
>>309587585>>309588128yebby and woomy in an equal, loving relationship
>>309590152>unh ah n-noomy...
Haha, they said I could never teach a Woomy to drive!
can y'all not be so gay
>>309592627Yebby fucking woomy
>>309592446Woomies are not good drivers.
>>309592291flops are nice
>>309592291Woombo the Flying Squid
>>309598873Splatoon on Virtual Boy
Kind of a strange question, but I have been wanting to go "back to basics" recently, as I feel that it will be for the best. Perhaps once I get better with said basics, I can move back to using the weapon classes I genuinely like. Would the Toni Kensa Splattershot suffice for this kind of training? Or, is there a weapon set that is more recommended for such a purpose?Also should I play as a yeb or a weyy today. As always, the decision is terribly tough.
>>309601595Ttk is better, but kensashot is fine too.And yeb, always.
>>309601595Yebs are cuter. If you want to be chad go for afro weyyo.
>>309602239I shall go with the Tentatek Splattershot/Octo Shot, in that case. I like what TK Splattershot offers more, but, it's probably going to do me better to learn with the Splat Bombs and Inkjet. Thank you for the advice.That is one for the yeb.>>309602943They are both too cute for words! My weyyo runs the mohawk though, so it looks like my yeb wins out today. Thank you for the help friends.
>>309602943NahWeys are cuterEven afro weyys still swing their hips like girls.
>>309603148Do you play with the thread? You sound nice and wholesome but I don't think I've ever seen you in game. I like playing with nice people.
>>309603272This Anon, they have good tastes. Good weyy.>>309603320You're embarrassing me! But, I can't say I mind it either. :DI played alongside /ink/ a handful of times. Primarily in Turf War, with just a little bit of Salmon Run here and there. If it helps, I go by Z, or ZZ. More or less one of the 2020 newbies haha. I alternate very frequently between yebby and weyyo.
>>309604231Maybe we will meet in the salmon fields eventually.
This is the best weyy
All kinds of cephs are good, I do not discriminate.Even (you)r ceph.
>>309605710Once I get back up to par, or maybe even better, let us give things a shot! Do not believe I will be of much use currently, unfortunately.>>309605846That is one very good weyyo.
>>309606571lies, my yeb is not good
>>309606686there's a woomy for him
POST the yebbiest yeb you know
>>309606686Post yeb RIGHT NOW.Weyys will high five him every day.
>>309606768maybe>>309606790>>309607106maybe in 5 years
>>309606686But... just about every yebby is good, Anon.>>309606739Oh! Well, I am taking just a short break for now with a spot of tea. Might be back online within an hour or so, depending. Would you want to play a few rounds?>>309606803Awaiting the results... in the name of "special interests".
>>309607572i didnt say ugliest yeb
How Pearl looks before she heads off for some fishing
>>309608161stop being gross
>>309608519unironically one of the best yebs
>>309608710>tfw they only started caring after he died
>>309608710He's a weyyo now
>>309608710stop replying to yourself
what factors determine how good a yeb is?
By how much they booyah while slamming fish.
>>309609953By how much they booyah, how much they high five and if they are part of the yeb gang or not.
>>309609953A few things off hand such asis he a part of the Yeb gangDoes he do as Woomy saysBeing in Yeb gang takes points away while doing as his Woomy tells him will keep points
>>309609953Whether or not they listen to their woomy.
>>309609953If he has a good woomy friend or not
>>309610305>>309610369woomcels out of this thread, go back to c rank
>>309609953His personality is a big part of it!>>309610305>>309610369>>309610410Woomies you will find your special yebfriends someday I promise you.
>"I want to poorly influence yebs and make it so they can't fit in society to feed a cycle that fits my nefarious aims"ok good luck with that
>>309609953Egg protection skill
Would anyone else like to join in for some Turf Wars? The current stages are Sturgeon Shipyard, and Snapper Canal. Next rotation they will be Starfish Mainstage, and Wahoo World.>>309610523Apologies for the wait friend, I am finally here! If you are still around and up for it, at least. Sorry for making you wait.
>>309611969I still don't understand this
>>309612423wheres the room boy
>>309613101ghgh Sorry, I forgot to say I was going to wait a moment just in case I had to add anyone. I will open it right now, and drop out if need be.It is now open.
>>309613597doubt, also dont do that and just start it next time, if someone wants to join and doesnt have u added, u can just dip and add. cos i stopped working to play and it just wastes my time
>>309613930Sorry for doing that to you. I didn't mean to infringe on you like that. I'll keep it in mind if I host again.
>>309613930truly a modern tragedy, im fuckin crying right now anon
BewareCallie has a case of the h o r n y
partyers deserve death
>>309615671I was really confused with what was happening in that Starfish match. Never understood why they could never simply go into a PB.
ggs z and li, starting to feel sick so stopping for now
>>309617959Good Games, k! Thank you for playing with me... or us? I'm sorry again for earlier. Please take your time, if you can.
>>309618498li is from /gum/ and was in the same lobby as us
>>309615405Callie loves to bounce on cockhttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4136847
>>309618631Ah, neat! It was like a crossover lol. Three /ink/-/gum/ Anons.
>>309619119Well, at least they're in-character, which, despite the off-model artstyle, already sends this leaps and fucking bounds over most hardcore stuff with them.Not too bad, really.
>>309619119>Marie is a tender maiden>Callie is a ravenous whorePerfect.
>>309621281>no ahegao or corny porn dialogue.I think "happy sex" describes Callie far better in this.
>>309621824Callie is a proud slut with a loose well-travelled vagina.
>>309622479Your mom is not a splatoon character, anon.
>>309622564Your waifu is a used whore, get over it.
>>309622808>my waifu is a used whoreAnon, that's no way to address your mother.
Typical Calliefag coping. Amazed there are any of these retards left.
If Callie's so good then why isn't there an /aco/ thread dedicated to her?
>>309623889/aco/ is trash and a massive disappointment.Ever since that one autist on /d/ threw a shitfit about any and all western art, they've become /d/'s dumping ground ever since.
>>309624075Wait western art isn't allowed on /d/? What the fuck that explains so much about the state of the board. Either way splatoon /aco/ threads are decent. A lot of shit but the good stuff is fucking good.
>>309624169The only time I've ever given a shit about them was when our own artists went there.
>>309624248The art requests are always nice in there. anearbyanimal took requests once but I don't think they lurk /ink/ but they delivered some good shit.
>lewding a cephbro wtf...???
>>309624539I've paid to have cephs lewded
>>309624539Cute lewds are good.
>>309625074I've paid a lot of money, and I'm not the only one in this thread that has
>>309624808Aren't you the same dude who paid to have the dork beebs lewded to spite the red ponytail one?
>>309625294No, there's only one ceph that wasn't mine that I lewded and they were already inherently lewd.
>>309625403I kinda assume most coom-issioners posting is all done by one person, my bad anon
>>309625479That's alright anon, I can only think of one other coommissioner but I know they keep it solely to their cephs as well and keep it lowkey. I have no idea who you're talking about or the lewds they commed.
>>309626021It's been posted here before (ages ago) but I prefer now to keep my degeneracy lowkey. Whenever there are /aco/ threads though I occasionally post my comms there.Also I've posted my shit on rule34.paheal as well
>>309628001these are the best squids
>>309635205this is true
Do you ever close your eyes and pretend she’s woomy
>>309637590i like to close my eyes and pretend woomy exists
what would you do if skinny and naked pale skinned woomy and yebby grasped and squeezed each other tightly as they simultaneously orgasmed?
>>309626189it's the gross slut woomy, isn't it?tell us which ceph.
S3 should have some rewards for mastery of weapons.
>>309644529the medals in turf wars are that
>>309640668Wonder how I got there in the first place and be embarrassed that I'm intruding on their private time.
>>309645271Those only indicate how much ground has been covered in total.
>>309647030wait, I got confused with the freshness flagsalso woomy shandwich OP when?
POSTCARDS ARE BACK IN STOCK QUICK GET THEM WHILE YOU CAN
>>309645271That's barely a reward, and it should cover overall wins instead of turf inked or turf war achievements.
>>309648060FUCK I SPENT ALL MY POINTS ON ANIMAL CROSSING SHIT, REEEE
>>309648060I got the postcards and I don't really know what to do with them. They're just card so I don't want to have them out in case they get damaged.
>>309649261hahahahahahhah how gay are you
>>309649261frame them and put 'em on a wall
>>309650010no women will ever sleep with you again
>>309650110who needs women when we have woomy?
>>309650215one is real one is Adam Sadler
>>309652321Why does Adam sadler fits so right as a description of women?
>>309645316It's okay anon, they forgive you
post an ceph
post hnnghpost posst WOOMY POST HER AAAAGH
>>309655305>b-b-b-but its crashing
>>309658080She's nice anon, but not my most preferred type of woomy
>>309658080Incredibly deceased woomy
>>309658519isn't that woomy still around?
>>309658645Most of my favourite western cartoon porn is drawn by Mexicans
>>309658739you like the cartoon though not the artist. They just have a ton of time on their hands from never working
If we were to get a rerun of Halloween Splatfest they'd have already announced it right?
>>309659293I'd think so.
>>309658692Not really, no.
>>309659293The previous repeat fests were announced a month in advance, so unless we're having halloween in november yeah.
>>309658205What is your preferred type of woomy?
>>309660167the kind that doesn't woom
>>309660167light skinslenderflat chested
>>309660309Oh and I like the splatoon 1 woomy hairstyle more than the 3 new others
>>309660635eeeeeeeeh?there's spahetti hair... cut off flops... one sided wavy flop... oh yeah I forgot short flops. I do like that one actually. And the wavy one isn't so bad I guessss
what if woomy wanted to give you a hug
>>309660309>>309660425How about this one?
>>309662937good woomybut she has something on her face...
>>309663028Beggars can't choosers
>>309663427>showing off suckerpost more
Playing during the morning=loser's queue
>>309649261Yeah me too. I grew out of putting posters and shit on my walls 10 years ago. Haven’t looked at them since they arrived.
>>309667198I don't see any centimeters
loading more woomy
>>309668774you jack off to feet or "tootsies" or whatever you degenerates call them, sniff and want to be stomped on by them. you are all the same and continously shill your fetish and play dumb by posting "innocent" woomy images that always feature bare feet. none of the other fetishposters even come close to being annoying with their shit.
>random forcing flyfish to face the wrong way on cannon waves while spamming this way as if to taunt us while throwing>random intentionally leads a maws under my feet while i have the stingray, squidbags and booyahs me as i die>random lures a scrapper underneath my inkjet landing zone then shoots at it till it's crashed out and keeps shooting the front but not the backAnyone else running into a lot of these bastards who're just out to fuck other people over for no reason? I've noticed it's mostly yebs but I doubt that's the reason and it's just a coincidence
>>309670883A few times I have encountered such retards. Throwing is bad in pvp but I can see why some people do it. It's inexcusable in pve modes like salmon run, those lowlifes just want to ruin everything for "fun." I just let them die and refuse to revive them.
how do i get this
>>309672232be JP or play during primetime jap hours
>>309670820>immediately takes bait and spergs outstay mad
>>309672715damn, very good agents
post dum (but good)
>>309673283dum = goodYou should know this.
>>309673283>(but good)Good in what regard?
>>309673863good in many regards
>>309668309that's a delicious looking woomy, anonmay I taste it?
>>309674613do not consumy the woomy
>>309673863A lot of things but principally aesthetically pleasing, likeable.
>>309671752>>309670883The rank inflation in salmon run is so ridiculosuly high that throwers don't matter.
>>309674232That still doesn’t make this any easier.
>>309674895Ah that makes it all the more easier.
>>309675069what does inkling taste likewhat if i niblled squid flopers?[/splatoon]
>>309674903Pretty much this. There's almost no point in having different ranks. With enough time you could quite literally "luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" your way to Profresh
>>309676165>[/splatoon]help, i am dum
>>309676165like squid and brinetry control+s
>>309676165>[/splatoon]that's it, splatoon is finishedeveryone pack up and go home
>>309676351What if they implemented a new rank after Profresh 400 where everyone has individual power egg and golden egg quotas to meet, and those who fall short gets penalized?
>>309678464Yeah. Have it start at 600. By the end of the shift you have to be atleast 700 or higher to stay in the rank. If you team up with anyone you don't gain any points but you can still lose points if you don't meet all quota or wipe. Instead of 20/10/0 make it 40/20/10 and you still gain the standard 20 for completing all waves.
>>309680074God I want a braid like that in game so bad
how to fix salmon>new title profreshional+>players must surpass 599 in order to obtain this title>the closer you get to this threshold, the less points you get for winning>prioritize rank, will allow standard profresional players to join if matchmaking takes too long>once past 400, it is no longer possible to gain points through playing with friends
>>309680576I don't want to have play every rotation to maintain.
Someone keeps joining me in turf war and disconnecting, I blocked them about an hour ago but for some reason they keep entering the lobbies I'm in after a little while then they disconnect as soon as the round starts. How is this happening and why is it happening?
>>309681618It's a way to keep people invested in playing. Also prevents skipping "harder" sets or not using X weapon(s).
>>309678464Nah, no individual achievement needed, just make the ranking system harsher in Profresh. >-40 for wave 1 loss>-20 for wave 2 loss>-10 for wave 3 loss>further -10 penalty if you wipe instead of going under quota>0 for win>+5 for going over 125% of quota on any wave, further +5 if you do it on all three wavesThe only individual "achievement" I would reward is +5 for not using specials. Yes, I am aware that people already don't use them, this is specifically to play on people's greed.
>>309681028>>309680576600 is baisically HLM all the time.
>>309682103Yes that's the whole point of making 600 the cutoff. HLM every time in the top rank
>>309681845Why would you want to make the boring side more of a chore than the actual game?>>309681724Either their internet is that shitty or they're that petty, is there anyone else you're playing with that they could potentially join off of? I would assume that after so many disconnections they would get hit with bans.
>>309682260The top rank should be for enthusiasts of the mode. If you're a "supers and done" player then nothing will change for you.
wowthis squid is pretty good
>>309683184Fact check: True.
>3v1>both team mates start shooting at me thinking I'm on the other team>all 3 of us dieWell that was something special I've never encountered before
>>309683184Casual Marie is a treasure and I hope we see her and Marie in a cafe or something as an easter egg in Splat 3
>>309684497>Casual Marie>Marie>Both in a cafe at onceYou fool, that's too much Marie! You'll kill us all!
>>309685340sounds like the best way to go out if you ask me
>>309685340>>309685557Too much Marie to handle
I WANT TO CUDDLE AN IDOLANY OF THEM
>>309685706Post the other one
I want to coomy in woomy while hug hug hugging
Those splatoon post cards are back in stock if anyone cares
>>309644529Late but I wish they would add something like tf2 strangeifiers where it tracks how many splats you got with a weapon and gave rewards based on it.
>>309690732splatoon 3 needs crates, hats, and random crits
>>309690898But splatoon already has hats.>blobbler/expo random critspls no
>>309690898It needs taunts. Squidparty Conga.
>>309692685You posted it
>>309691986That was kind of the idea.Maybe in game rewards based on what mode the wins are in or something.
>>309690898>>309691154>bloblobber with random critsAll we need is a sticky launcher
I want to be nibbled by Woomy!
aight who SR now
what if i bamboozled your woomy
>>309694026she wears ink resistance up
>>309693845Maybe in 5 minutes when the rotation changes
>>309694186won't help you because because bamboozled means he did two half charges99.9 boozlers have no honor
ohey im late
>>309696515It's still day 8 here, if it makes you feel betterGood woomy, too.
>>309696515I love and respect you anon.
>>309696515good dynogood sleevesgood hatgood everything elsecertified sick, thanks dude
Quite a lot of egg lag today, this doesn't usually happen
>>309698696I thought it was just me, dang.
>>309696515Dude, the shading on that Dynamo. You almost want to touch it.
>>309694026i would call you ugly.
GGs bros thats a lil over uno horawe did gud now be free
Good games BB and C, it's been a while since I saw numbers like this
>>309701531>>309701560GGs fish, coulda tried getting more egg in the beginning, but i got a little caught up, haha. Very good runs nonetheless!
>>309691741Yes it does
lazy woomyshe sleep on your couch
>*yebs in your path*
Imagine cuddling a woomyGood times
>>309704431Yes thank you Cod Almighty, finally. A yebby, here and now, right before me.Good yeb.
>>309704994Very good woomyWould cuddle
Order was robbed
>>309707838I know 'Rina's supposed to be like a foot taller than everyone else, but holy shit.
>>309707838Marina's choices were robbed a lot.
turf for a little bit?
>>309709580I could yes
>>309709828come on in
Howdy R! Wonderful for you to join me! :D
>>309709861Good floppy woomy
>Splatoon gatcha private beta>keep rolling yebswtf these rates are terrible
btw if i get raspberry pink, i'll stop.
>>309711315Mini yebby is on par with woomies
That's kinda last minute, isn't it?
>>309712192Compared to other announcements, I mean.
>>309712192I like Trick Orange so it's all good to me
>>309712192Aww man I wanted Vampire vs Werewolf Rematch
>>309712754I'm gonna go for Trick Orange again. Even though it's gonna lose to Treat once again.
>>309711854That's a rare Commander
>>309712192Never got to do this one, so this should be a treat. or a trick
>>309712192Unexpected, but welcome.
Splatoon please I just want to eat my peanut bar thing in relative peace.>>309712192Huh, neat! So they went with the Splatoween Fest.
>>309713191Yeah it is.
>>309712192Maybe I'll place 4th on the Top 100 again.>>309713583Thanks anon.
Excuse me, R. I will have to drop for a moment. I would be happy to join back in if you are still around!
>>309714909I'll probably stop for now, ggs
For Splatoween, they said they're re-running the gear in an article, so if you're somewhat newish, check the news.
I'M IN GREAT NEED TO COPULATE WITH WOOMY
>>309715243No need to worry, good games! So lovely to play with you again!If it isn't too weird, I took a picture of your adorable woomy because lobby pictures are the best. That and I just really like taking pictures of the cephs I play with. If you would like me to delete it from here and/or my device though, just let me know. :D
>>309716871yeah no problem, it's tradition here at this point sorry for not taking one of yours since i press continue and dropped me on another match so you won't show up in my plaza
>>309717017Ah, perfect! Just wanted to make sure. You don't need to worry about that either, I'm just happy we got to play. :)
>>309719027Can't draw feet so veemo is cursed to wear socks with sandals now.
woomies are pretty epic
>>309719027that question mark looks like it wants to beat me up. Nice beeb though
>>309724130Adorable Enchanted woomy
so, trick or treat?
>>309725304i suppose trick or treating is pretty much banned everywhere due to chinaso team trick fits more, i guess
This is you /ink/
>>309726396me on the left
>>309726396where did you get this image of me
>>309726396Fuck I'm an idiot forgot the image
>>309726862Still me on the left.
>>309726396NO DON"T POST MY YEBBIES EXPOSED FEET FAGGOT!
Is that turf war tourney worth doing
>>309732930coming from a competitive player, no.
>>309732930coming from a competitive player, why not?
>>309732930coming from a competitive player, yeah.
>>309732930coming from a competitive player
wo o o my
>>309744656How is Orange-chan always so smug?
>>309745214sex with yebs and smash bros shotas has empowered her
>>309752706she is only loyal to young link
>>309754083wow babt is a smart rich man who gives useful tips to underage faglords that just dont listen because they are poor Mexicans with $5 for tacos
>>309754334>that just dont listenbut i did buy right about then, i just don't find it appropriate religiously report about it in a cephalopod thread because i'm not an attention-starved faggot
>>309755008/ink/ split off before the game even released because it positively took over /nintyg/and /wug/ was never a thing
>>309754409Grizz is going to repair the space shuttleWoomy is going to go to space to fight space salmon
>>309755635What the fuck are you talking Bout /wug/ was 100% before nintyg. We became nintyg when ink split. Learn your fucking history pleb
>>309756125anon, wiiu was a fail, there was a 3ds general long before /ink/ that was then expanded to /nintyg/ to house wiiu stuff too.
>>309756485wug was still when the bitcoin to wiiu challenge existed, bitcoin was roughly $260 then, the same price as a wiiu.
>>309756667might be a bit off with that timeline>https://archived.moe/vg/thread/163749782/#163837801according to this we started the NX challenge when it was at $540 in August of 2016. Although the WiiU was released then so im not sure why it would have still been called the NX challenge....
>>309757351$540!!!!!! Its $11,100 currently.
>>309732930Not really, unless you wanna get stomp some b rank casual timmies and play against tim's 2800+ friends shortly afterwards and lose. Plus top 8 is always just high level pickups who just join for easy money.
>>309756089yebs will raise
>>309759916squibs at home
>>309760561yebs only work to go into space
>>309767721that looks disgusting.
how many bitcoin to buy 1 woomy
>>309768159Then have this
>>30976824070000 to buy used woomy shirt
>>309768240the inkling girl amiibo is $9.99. That is 0.0009017 btc
>>309767721>>309768409those are both trashpost some real woomy butt
>>309768409This guy's art is shit.
>>309769413the art subject is shit
>>309769474you're right, woomies are shit
>>309768687>>309769413>>309769474Well sorry if like his art
>>309769626That's actually a lot better
>>309770602More proof all Dynamo users are massive bullies.Poor Veemo.
>>309770602That luna's looking a little lewd
>>309770776My woomy only bullies fish.Sometimes.
woomy butts are dumb they are the subpar hole for gays with beards
>>309770776dynamo gets bullied
>>309772328you've never gotten shitdjck just use the vag
>>309772463Woomy butts are a work of art and I will give them their due reverence
>>309771327Idiot fish (food).
I wish woomy would woomy me
>>309774931I wish yebby would rise
>>309775182Weighing down Yebs so they can't rise!
>>309776547Weighing anon down with concrete so his chest can't rise!
>>309776775Yebs are dangerous!This is why we need the Woomy police!
>>309769626You don't have to reply to shitposters, you know.
R8 my fish
>>309777129only that third one was shitposting though?
>>309777189Good fish (squid).
>>309777189fish don't wear socks with sandals
Woomy sees your dick
>>309778803Why would I show woomy my dick, gross.
>>309778803Woomy is a flithy hoomieShe gets weird porn drawn of her human oc
>>309777129>I don't like this guy's art>wow a shitposter
>>309778925your compliance is not a factor
>woomies making human OCsDo they really?
>>309775182Very good Anon who supports the yebbies.
what if woomy tricked you
>>309782236what if woomy offered herself as a treat
>>309782502tender love making
a ravenous pack of woomies at your door looking for treats
>>309781396Yes, and they give them eyemasks and pointy fin ears because they are dum and think hoomans looked like them.Except Marina who makes hers look like an Octoling and is called a snowflake for it
>>309783523>m-my hooman is special! his father was a hooman, and his mother was an ancient octopus!
finding yebby's deviantart and bullying him
>>309784061Dum Marina, with her dum sparklehuman. I bet Pearl poke fun at her because of it
>>309784912Whoa whoa whoa, you leave yebby alone he's trying his best.
>>309784912Yebby for some reason keeps drawing really large belly buttons and woomies with dirty belly buttons and picking dirt and lint out of them
>>309783309wtf? let them in!
>>309783523>>309784061>>309785296Pretty sure Marina has one or more live human specimens locked in her basement so she knows exactly what they look like.
hi i'm pink now
>>309788485what in particular makes woomy so good?
>>309789158not being a yebby
>>309789158Her shredded woomy flops. Her woomy bandana. Her woomy shirt. Her woomy shorts. Her woomy shoes. Very good Woomy.
>>309789158adding onto >>309790306, her woomy thighs
>>309790306and her woomy penis
>>309790306beautifully put anon. this is truly a good woomy in every conceivable aspect>>309790963yes.>>309790976no.
>>309790976theres only one woomy here that had a dick but according to canon its gone now
>>309791834Mutey? I remember that one Talked via phone messages because manly yeb voice gave him away. Fun woom from better times.
>>309793865>>309794201>lots of frens to play with at any time of day>tons of drawbros>chaos still hasn't won
>>309793416i've poured way too much autism into this. after i told you i had settled on blue, i was still trying some other colors for weeks after. i find that raspberry works just a little better.
>>309794571>lots of frens to play with at any time of dayGod I miss that so much. Running into other/ink/ teams in league hell even at like 3am during a CB rotation it was still easy to get full quads going. Good times indeed.
>>309794571>lots of frens to play with at any time of dayMake better friends that give a shit about Splatoon and that isn't an issue.>tons of drawbrosQuality > QuantityOur newer drawfrens are some of the best.>chaos still hasn't won3-0 and don't you forget it, salty degen.
>>309795702>3-0 and don't you forget itit's hard to forget it when her win spilled into the real world
>>309795219But pink is such a generic color for Splatoon 2. Hell, half of the standard turf war/ranked ink color palette is some shade of pink.
>>309795849Yeah I hate how overused pink is in Splat2. Alot of them are ugly on top of it. Softer pinks like Love or Hare pink are so much better than the pinks used in normal play.
>>309795847Would've happened regardless.>>309795219Try some Splatfest colors m8.
>>309796265Nah, I choose to believe that it's all Pearl's fault, that way I won't have an urge to just pack up and go on a crusade.
>>309795707>>309795849aw man now you're making me reconsider>>309796265i would but it's such a pain
>>309797483I wish that was me.
What's a good amount of SPU for Bubble Blower?
>>309799061All of it
>>309799061a main or two
>Mainly uses Splattershots and N-zaps What are the usual opinions on those?
>>309802623Tentatek and 85
>>309802623Baisic bitch. That's not a bad thing.
>>309803061Im conent with being a basic bitch.
>>309803039Yeah i do in fact use ink armor to atleast be somewhat useful to the team.
what kind of woomy do you want
another day another betting pool
>>309806840calling it now, ink saver main
>>309806840ink saver sub
>>309806961>>309807004The results are in. The house wins again
Post good woomy right now
>>309807640take a look:>>309807635
day 9, woomy has woomed
>>309807923Cute woomy with stupid fish, I like it
>>309807640it doesn't get any better than this
>>309807923Love the woomy, love the fish so much. Thank you, k!
/ink/ is team trick, right?
>>309807923Very good fishDum woomy.
>>309810143I dunno, wich team has the cute woomies?
>>309807635Fuck, there go my winnings
>>309810143I'm here for the treats.
Phone case has finally arrived, /ink/. I no longer have to live in fear
>>309807923Extremely good woomy, extremely based drawanon
>>309813338Samsung Galaxt S10 I wanted something that still had a headphone jack
>>309813505is the case offical for phone or is it some site you used online that makes for most phones?
Look out, it's Woomy.
>>309814713I would stick my hand over that fence
>>309814713reaching over the fence and immediately headpatting this woomy
>>309813660My guess is RedBubble
>>309815064>>309815087you are both losing hands
>>309815629worth iti have two for a reason
>>309813660Yes I used redbubble. The aux cord doesnt fit all the way in my car
>>309816904woomy has tasted your blood nowwoomy will hunt you down and take your other hand
>>309817749she can take me all
>want to draw woomies>draw woomies badly>stop drawing woomiesnice
>>309818662sometimes you need a little less woom
>>309818662draw veemo instead
>>309818662Do like I do pay others to draw for you
What music is your ceph listening to on this fine evening?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EEACrlmWS4
>>309821413i've just realised i have no pictures of cephs listening to thingshave this anywayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY1EVRNT4ss
Imagine snuggling your ceph.
>>309823565I would but senda gaped her asshole with his shoe so I erased her
>>309823804second best vocaloid
>>309824468u take that back, best vocaloid
>>309825206As much as I like Flower, nothing can quite match the charm of ye olde V2 Miku. There's a certain serene quality to her voice that even most of her later voicebanks are lacking, and all the hoops people had to jump through to make her sound half-decent back in the day made everyone's attempts distinct. Most modern Vocaloid songs sound like just raw output from synth itsslf, cheap and cheerful; back then it was an art and a half. Shit just got too real. ...Manmenmi!
>>309822753It's always fascinating listening to rap produced in other countries.
>>309826703nostalgiafag... i get where you're coming from but flower sounds like a babi shota
Salmon run anyone?
>>309829067In a few minutes.Lemme get out of this cave in Crystal Chronicles first.
I have 21 cephs out of 31u guys failed mehere's day 9
>>309830747Alright, I'm busy in another game too but should be out soon as well
>>309829067new phone, who this?
>>309830747>>309831443Will post room in a few minutes, unless you want to go next rotation?
>>309831672I'll just do two for now
>wave 1 loss -10>wave 2 loss -5When did this happen?
>>309833932if you have time to post here you have time to play the gamestop trying to act like a regular only when it suits you
is a salmon room still up?
>>309835373Yes. Was that just you that joined?
Imagine being so butthurt about people calling you out for how much of a shitstain you are that you constantly spam the thread trying to prove them wrong (and fail)
>>309821413https://youtu.be/UdNlsYY2waUbeen playing a lot of rocket league recently
>>309835759what compels you to post this?
I'm starting to get the feeling that tonight's not our night.
>>309836797Mods deleted the post already, don't worry about it
>>309837663I'm a bit rusty from not playing in over a week, my bad.
>>309838020good beeb, good song
>>309837951good thing archives will be there to prove he is a genius like always. >>309757351
>>309821413Bet you can't unmask this ceph.https://youtu.be/5EIxieH9lhE
>>309839626>Yebby t poses powerfully
BB come back
>>309840484my internets takin a big ol dump on meill try one more time bro
GGs MK, Y, and BB!
Thanks for having me and sorry for playing like a timmy.
Imagine woomies and veemos doing voice chat SR.
>>309844639>why is he standing by the fucking shore guarding eggs?>I swear to Cod, these stupid yebbies>I think he's kind of cute>oh good, he's down, no one revive him lol
i like it when woomy
>>309844639Imagine woomy calling you a nigger, and telling you about how she fucked your dad, and she's making peanut butter and jelly ass sandwich, but tonight you'll be calling it lunch, and says she'll take nice shit down your throat before decapitating (you)all because (you) collected 1 less egg than her and that means (you) were being dead weight.
>>309830814I think I already gave you my woomy but you can have my yeb too
>>309845256The only thing that bothers me about this is woomy calling someone a nigger.Squids would obviously use the term squigger.
>>309846105Using human words sound edgier to her.
what if woomy said fuck
>>309821413The sound of a coffee machine making coffee.
>>309839626Good yeb with good taste.
>>309854475uhhh...*spaguetti falls of pockets*
i'mma sleepi hope i dream of woomy
>>309857356>You)I hope you dream of yebby
>>309857425i said dream not nightmare
>>309857465Nightmares are still dreams
don't mind me, just posting cutest agent
>>309857660>Agent 4>Not Agent 8Let me fix that for you.
>>309859346dum agents are the best agents
>just realised that the UK Nintendo store restocked amiibos on the 8th>Callie is already sold outi got Off the Hook and Marie, kinda weird how they ran out of Callies though.
>>309863480Not surprised, since Callie is best girl.
>>309863554>short flops calliei'm scared and aroused
>>309863894I have a shitload of Callie are on this computer that I can upload someplace. :P
>>309863480This game is discontinued
Did somebody say "harmless woomy"?
Woomies are dangerous. Do not approach Woomy. Call the Woomy Help Hotline and they will dispatch an officer to your location.
woomy with slightly more ham
woomy who got the ham fucked out of her
I'm trying to get all the Splatoon soundtrack on my phone. I've got the soundtracks from Splatoon and Splatoon 2 sorted, but I can't find the Octo Expansions OST anywhere, doesn't seem to be sold digitally and it's not on nyaa.si. Anyone know where I can get it?
>favorite maps and ranked rotations are always on during the time i need to sleepI just want to have fun playing this game again
>>309876986just play league
>>309840152This and Mystic Mansion are good spooktunes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCbZddJt_V0
>>309881956>chromatic abberationdelete yourself bitch
>>309881956ow my eye
I JUST BROKE MY RANK ON A DISCONNECTI BROKE MY RANK FROM A FUCKING DISCONNECTI HATE THIS SHITTY GAME AND MY SHITTY INTERNET SO MUCH
what happened to the anon I told to use dmz? did it fix something??
>>309887021If you're at a point where one disconnect would do that you probably would have lost it anyways
>>309887956I'd love to make myself feel better by telling myself that but a lot of my "losses" are due to disconnectingWhich basically makes me confront the fact I probably shouldn't even be playing this goddamn game with this internet
what if you looked out your windowand your ceph was there, watching you.
>>309890080I realize I'm hallucinating and go to sleep.
>>309890080I live on 21st floor so I'll open the window to let her in
so trck or treath?
>>309890960PB is over, go home.
anyone have any nice splatoon merch in the form of hats? a quick search gave me nothing, the king flip hat doesn’t match the shape in the game and the grizzco hat doesn’t even have the right color scheme. I wear hats at work and really need a splatoon one
PB in an hour or so?
>>309891807thanks. still wish there was a bigger selection, I work in fine dining so I don’t want anything to video gamey
>>309890080Why is he outside. Could he not have given me a call to say he was here. Come inside love, it is cold out there.
>>309893359It was a serial killer disguised as your ceph, game over.
>>309893573He can still have a drink and a treat before he kills me.
>>309896153Woomy should be careful, she might get a Splat Bomb for lunch.
>>309896828Bombing big fish is instinctual for dum squids at this point.
>>309897549woomy is as woomy does, anon
>>309898287Here, PB going upDoes anyone know how to make hq webms by the way the first few frames kept getting fucked
>>309898529>set myself to offline>why is no one comingI'm retarded
>>3098985294/10 pls come
>>309899358pls come inside woooooomy she NEEDS IT
5/10Do you guys wanna go with turf or 2v2 ranked if no one else comes>>309899704But am yeb
>>309899916woomy want YOUR yeb cum
>>309900130Ok I'll loop back to turf after TC then
>>309899916yeb need it even more
>>309863894Try this on for size
>>309899916i would join but i am on wifi and handheldi don't want to be worse than i normally am
>1 hour announcementI thought you guys didn't want a PB
I am sad cuz my aim is bad.
>10/10Amazing>>309901117I didn't but someone mentioned PB and I felt like it>>309901228Are you me?
>>309901228try to practice with chargers, I feel more is more easy to aim if I have the weight of the controller rest on the dominant hand kinda like a basketball
>>309900297Almost looks like Pearl cosplaying as Callie.
hello brosi'm woomy
>>309904395wowhi woomywhere's yebby, i want him to sign my autograph book
Since when R uses ballpoint?
>>309905437I want to blow raspberries on her tummy.
>>309905209About a month ago iirc
>>309905893Very cute suckers, you should make an onlycephs
booyah bomb is a silly special
>>309905625let her sleep!
Round 3 since I couldn't get into the PB. Betting time
>>309905209When he realized how fun the game can be by using other weapons instead of chargers all the time
>>3099079071 slot open
>>309907907All in on Special Saver Up!
>>309907907we 8/10 thou
>>309907907sub saver, go
Hey /ink/,SO vgl dates have been announced for November 20th and I'm wondering if you guys are wanting to particpate again >I don't know what you meanthat's okay, every 6 months the generals of /vg/ get together and play in a tournament of virtual soccer on a heavily modified version of pro evolution soccer. each general fields a team consisting of memes and other aspects of itself with custom models to represent each player, all of which gets streamed live for everyone to watch and meme on.If you wanna see /ink/ play give a (you) with ideas for players models and music. Expect a poll within a couple days. Pic related is the current roster.
>>309908092>>309908167Close but no cigar>>309908045>>309908129Coming if there's still room
I thought squelchies were unbeatable
>>309908531fuck, i shoulda stuck with ink saver main
>>309908383How does superscript work with PES? I'd put forth ʷᵒᵒᵐʸ if it'd show up smallTiny woomy model
>>309908383Just get rid of the egg guarding yebby.
>>309909058Never tried it. Can try it to see if it displays properly
someone repost this yebby, I saved it normally but it came out as thumbnail, it was normal in my folder and it just updated to be super fuzzy too.:<
Sometimes I wonder what's the point of even challenging anyone.
Fuck I'm retardedAnyway photoshoot after RM > SZ > TC, taking map suggestions now otherwise I'm going with skipper
What happened.I blinked and missed it.
>rollers do different amount of hit sounds depending on how hard the hit was, just like in s1, single if it's a oneshot and multiple if isn't>but only in spectate modewhy
>>309909839Yab>>309910029It's better not to remember
>>309908383Make a CQ Cumber player complete with a tiny hat>>309909059But it fits the theme for goalkeeper so well.
>>309908383>>309909059this please. replace with footfag™
>>309910296It does but just like an actual egg guarding yebby he is as bad at goalkeeping as he is at salmon run
>>309910662here's an upvote
>>309910662no that's even more retarded than usual
>>309910174Dum evil yeb, will high five someday before dying forever.
GGs PB!>>309910706>3 shots on net>3 goalsget this yebby outta here
>>309910772Make that today you cowardOr next year idk
back to drawing
GG's PBI liked the match when the woomy said "woomy"
>>309909929GG PB>>309910829GG PB!>>309911750GGs psbdb>>309911969ggs pb>>309912030gg drawing
GGPB thanks for comingDumb photobombing burst bomb
GG's, PB.I'm rusty as hell.
>>309912224Very good cephs.
What if the Mario Splatfest's Shifty has teleportation pipes as a gimmick?
>>309912224Hey Sally, look, it's me! It's me in the photo!
>>309912224why did g hit that woomy
ggs all. Glad I could get in a few rounds
>>309912890she was hungry
>>309912890She got in the way, it was an accident.>>309913141?
>>309909059>>309908383NOOOOOOOOOOOOhes my fav and a classic
>>309917797>that additional bad endAHHH
post the cute woomyyou know the one
I'd rather someone post the forbidden webms.
>>309920351now thisthis is good wommy
>>309920351Thank you so much. Love it
>>309920351very good woomy very good squib
>>309922256woomy is a racist
what if woomy liked to crossdress
>>309922947That's fine. It's weird when yebby does it
what kind of weapon should i use for the next splatfest? i already used the splat brella and mini splatling for the last twoalso tell me if there is a hero skin variant
your ceph sitting in your lappatting your ceph's head
>>309934726>smelling woomy head
Late I played crash 4 todayAnd I never played a crash game before, so 90% of my deaths were from me jumping, go further then I expeted and panicing then jumping back into pit because if took commitment to it I would have actually hit box and be safe.And my depth perception for this game is bad, everything feels much closer than it is.Retro difficulty, every other difficulty is dum This one didn't turn out to well, Maybe on the last day of the month I'll redo this yebby and bring him some justice
>>309931078use the hero bucket
>>309936418That's a pretty good yebby anon. You're using Krita, right? The assistant tool might be helpful for you, it's the right-angle triangle icon on the left. Helps with drawing circles.
>>309937398thank you, I forgot to do that.
>>309937479No problem! And if you ever think that you did a drawing poorly, just remember that at the very least you drew something! Unlike me, who just leaves drawings unfinished forever or doesn't start them.
>>309934726Stop that's too cute. ;_;
Its Saturday night why aren't you faggots out with friends
>>309939914Don't get me wrong I LOVE that pic but Callie strikes me as more of a splat roller girl
>>309940152I'd think she's well rounded with rollers in general. Maximum unga bunga energy.
>>309940117I live in America and don't want to get the rona
>>309940117I made a choice between schoolwork/art/vidya and a social life.Guess which side won.
>>309943980Literally nothing's changed except a few more people actually wash their hands regularly now. Yay.
>>309952603depends on where you live
>>309960387Why is Marie suddenly a veemo.
>>309960517>"Why is Marie suddenly a veemo?">Marie clearly has Inkling ears in the artI- What.
>>309960659Eyemask, anonI was being a smartass.
>>309960737Oh.Probably a stylistic choice. Whichdoll made the art.
>>309960967Yeah i know.He's just a little inconsistent at times, nothing too big.
woomy quietly slinks into the kitchen and grabs a late night snack
>>309937852I feel that, /ink/tober is good way to force me to actually draw consistently.
>>309967292That's absolutely cute.
>>309967452She's naturally good at doing that.
woomy's soft, supple squid hands
>>309974206>>309974342I love these.Sauce?
>>309974587Sorry. It's been awhile since I saved them. I found them on pixiv. I'll try to find the artist. In the meantime, see if reverse image search does you any good.I just know it's the same artist who made this.
>>309974741This is why you keep the pixiv image id in the filename.
>>309974741Thanks, based anon.Also that's some hot Callie art.
>>309973318kocchi wo miro
holding hands with woomy!
quick, get on, it's gonna pop up, it will be fun!
>>309976841I always love doing this in Salmon Run.
>>309977790Very floppy Marie
>>309980620I love Marie! She is very cute and sarcastic.
>>309980929I love sarcasm.I remember having a fridge magnet that said "Sarcasm: Just another free service we offer". It was the best fridge magnet ever.
Both Marie and sendarum are ingame characters. Why is one acceptable to talk about but not the oth3r?
>>309983068Sauce? It's absolutely adorable.