Today is December 13thPlay her game
>>488899597Do you think she has a smelly butt
Did you order the collector's edition of her game?
>>488899597Too poor to buy a 6-pack of some nice stout beer to go along with it.
>>488899597Is there some kind of achievement for playing the game on December 13th or something?
>>488899597its been a year since I last played it so I willI think VA-11 Hall-A will become a yearly tradition of mine
I want to fuck the glitchy ghost girl
>December 13He doesn't start with the demo days
>>488900952Unless you're a cute girl it's not happening
>>488901335I am perfectly happy r63ing myself for the sake of perverted fetishes.
>>488899597I can't play a game that thinks YUKK is the best thing ever.
>>488901485Well what is the best thing ever, in your opinion?Because there is an objectively correct answer.
I'll have a Bad Touch
>Jill is nearly 50/50 against Kirby
>>488902624Might be some other Jill, I know there's one in Biohazard that avoided becoming a sandwich.
>>488902768No, it's Va-11 Jill
>>488902624>>488903226I want to see a Jill Kirby now
>>488899597Nah, it's shit.
>>488899597>Today is December 13th>12/14/19(Sat)12:02:33what did he mean by this?
>>488899597How you Venezuelans holding up?
>>488900372No, but the devs always light up their twitter with trivia and insight into development. They're running their daily valhalla 1 day ahead due to GMT, so they're talking about day 2 on twitter tonight
>>488899597I'm not playing any garbage game coming out of /vg/ agdg
>>488907309time zones bro, its 9:40 on the pacific coast right now
>>488902624I love her but I had no idea she was this powerful. Holy shit.
>>488910734Is this supposed to be someone I care about?
>>488899597>playing anything with (((bisexual))) representation
>>488900372No but the game takes place around this time.
>>488899801There is no way in hell that Kiririn hasn't fapped to Jill while drawing her.
So does Jill have 3 or 4 tails on her hair?
>>488912385Only two, anon.
>>4889123854 I guess, two in back two in front
>>488912718I don't know if I'd really call those tails, but then again I'm no hair expert.
>>488909151>he doesn't use 24 hour timestampsI live on the Pacific coast too. The Pacific coast of ASIA
>>488912385She gains a new one every time the seal on her inner power weakens.
>>488912718Holy shit is she really that tiny?
>>488899597The only thing this game lacked atmospherically was an animated window in the backdrop. I want to stare at Cyberpunk weather like tears in the rain.
>>488912718Thanks. Trying to make them in Code Bein, starting with Stella. Need to wait for the height slider update to make Dorothy
whats this i hear about a playthrough to line up with christmas?
>>488914407I've already seen a Jill. I can look for the image if you want.
>>488899597Massively overrated game and you're cringe if you think otherwise. People who praise this game just want hidden gem hipster clout.The story just never goes anywhere and the game ends up as a snorefest as a result. It had a chance to be good if the writers had gotten their heads out of their lesbian asses.
>>488914480Nah it’s fine. I find it more enjoyable to remake characters by myself. Not that you can export preset to file anyway.
>>488914795Pretty no-effort criticisms. It's a vn meant to be laid back and relaxing, and it does just that.
>>488912718Fucking, Girl's Frontline height breakdowns are always fucking hilarious.
This game is just a "SHE'S JUST LIKE ME" for 24 year old losers who wish they were girls
>in our game, you are the best girlFucking spics, how did they do it?
>>488915147Yeah, they make my dick laugh too
>>488915268>>488912018Based and retardpilled
>>488915357You should really get that checked out by a doctor, dude.
>>488915434Keep seething. Bisexuality is abnormal.
>>488915594>consumes cyberpunk genre media>mad that it's cyberpunk>misses the entire theme>but somehow still states part of it while oblivious
>>488915357Your not alone.
>>488915472Nice projecting, faggot. You don't have to be a trannie to enjoy this game, you just need a long day of work and an attention span longer than two seconds. You know, things you apparently don't have.
>>488916619Anon I was telling him to go to a doctor because dicks aren't supposed to laugh.
>>488916338>cyberpunk always has (((fence sitters)))Yeah, I doubt it.
>>488899597but I already played it twice and I don't care for the YIIK crossover content
>>488915268Probably the best summation of this game I've seen, good work anon. You've gotta be one fucking retarded kid to see anything worthwhile in a OELVN written by ESLshitters with obnoxious internet references all over the place. You know, the kind that uses greentext syntax outside this site and can only communicate to other humans through memes? Arrested development 101, they'll never truly be capable of discerning good from bad with a critical eye.
>>488916729>deconstruction of normal social structures and normsShitposters aren't always illiterate, but when they are, they seem to be (you).
>>488916729>Politics out of nowhereOk, retard.
>>488916338>cyberpunkPlease, retard. Nothing about this piece of utter dogshit is cyberpunk except the title.>cyberpunk is when it's in the future and the more future it is the more cyberpunk it is
>>488916930So? That doesn't means you have to feature undecided deviants to make cyberpunk.
>>488917081Hey, I can't help an illiterate fuck figure out themes and subtext. I'm sure you enjoy your picture books just fine, don't let anyone knock you for just liking bright pictures.>>488917236And yet it's a prominent feature in just about every noteworthy piece of Cyberpunk media from the last 4 decades. Sexuality is a cornerstone to social normality. People getting triggered by it's inclusion is, quite literally, part of the point.
>>488917532Akira and Blade Runner are the most queer films of the century.
>>488899597Not a game
I've bought her game twice and have her plushie.
>>488917795You're the kind of person who I assume would die on a hill to argue there's zero homoeroticism wrestling or football.
>>488918197post picture of your cat
>>488918237I don't care about sports.
>>488918361which one I have three
>>488918429The Caterhoof Behemoth isn't a fucking cat you idiot.
actually you probably mean the one that's vaguely in frame of that picturehere's one of her>>488918581His name is Craterhoof Behemoth though, it's even on file at the vet.
The usual anon?
>>488918965God I love Jill's legs
>>488919057Yes, that's right.
>>488919057What would you order at VA-11 Hall-A, /v/?
>>488919057give me your best cyanide i'm going all out tonight
>>488919301Unironically a Beer just because I'm curious what the fuck the difference is taste wise is with their abomination version.
>>488919057I wish the place served chocolate milk. It's been too long since last it saved my soul.
>>488919301Sugar Rush. I'm a pansy when it comes to strong drinks and I'm curious how sweet they actually are.
>>488919301i don't actually drink so i'd probably just try a sugar rush or one of the other girly drinks
>>488919426why did i cancel my odyssey+ order. I could've wait into VRChat and bought beer at 1 am from Jill ;_;Now its sold out.
>>488919426Already the usual hur
>>488899597She's going to show up in N1RV Ann-A right?Maybe with Best Boss?
>>488919719Not sure why he'd show up in this game but why not?
>>488919476isn't one of the drinks supposed to be chocolate milk? sunshine something iirc
Bisexuality is based, cope harder stormweenies.
Jill should have a slumber party where all the other girls she knows come over and they play Twister with her and then they tie her up and tickle and ravage her!
>>488919865Good God I am marrying this bartender.
>>488919804He already showed up
>>488912018>bisexualI thought she was just gay?
>>488921323No, she talks about times she's fucked dudes.
>>488921323She's mostly les
>>488921323Literally spends a whole scene talking about fucking guys and how penises are hilarious. She just has her active crush on BestBoss, who's a chick. She's 100% bi though.
>>488921413She's the shy kind of les that fantasizes about being taken hard by other girls! And she tries to escape only for the other girl to pull her by the leg back in for another round!
>>488921383>>488921413>>488921502Is it ever implied that she still has an interest in men, or has she just "switched teams," as it were?I still need to play it, obviously. Seems like it'd be something I would be interested in, even if I got kinda burned on VNs by Katawa Shoujo
>>488921595Dana should quit wasting time and fuck her already. Or move aside so Dorothy can have her
>>488921706She's had casual (sexual) relationships with (unnamed) men, but her only serious relationship was with a girl and spends most of the game crushing on her girl boss and wanting to fuck her female friend
>>488921706See >>488921820. She does explicitly state she doesn't dislike men. Romantically speaking she only has one relationship with a female which ended so poorly she's remained single since. That and she crushes hard on her female boss.
>>488921706She likes both, it's just that the only two of her relationships that are directly relevant to the plot are with girls.
>>488921820>>488921974>>488922016So definitely bi, just with a preference. Thanks anons. Maybe I wouldn't have had to have it spelled out for me if I PLAYED THE FUCKING GAME
>>488922106It's unironically the best time to play it given the game takes place between the 13th and christmas.
>>488922272You mean Megachristmas
>>488922272That's Mega-Christmas to you.
>>488922272>>488922456more cute escort girl
>>488922272>dat damaged art
>>488921729Well didn't the game's ending imply that Jill and Dana went on a romantic trip together?
>>488919426What model is that? It looks like it uses that sexed up Miku Hatsune model as a base.
>>488922786Sex toaster is great
>>488923631>Gun fingers.>Radiation shielding.She's not just a sex toaster. She's a sex terminator.
>>488923739I mean, you're not wrong.
>>488923919Wtf is this?
>>488924135Some dude attention whoring for a suicide stream. It says in like thirty minutes but he's been posting it in here for like two hours.
>>488912718built for princess-carrying
You are going to spend Christmas with her right anon?
>>488924810I don't have the game but she'll always be in my heart.
>>488899597i want to, solely for the blonde bitch
>>488899801I didn't know this existed, I would have bought it in a second
>>488924867What keeps you from getting it?
>>488924950Gotta love Titty Hacker
>>488919539I wonder if the new game is going to have as much silly shit like the talking corgis or any inexplicable magic shit like how Robert died.
>>488902624I love jill but kirby isd just a ball of joy. Whats up with nips.
>>488899801I bought the standard Switch version.
>>488929450Was 50/50 at one point but Kirby wins at 53%