This game probably has one of the best soundtracks everAlso play it this December 13th
>>488219171>play it this December 13thwhy?
>>488219171didn't play long enough to enjoy the soundtrackthe writing felt snarky and sub-par, so I refunded it
>>488219493Game begins in December 13th
boring ass motherfucking nigger shitonly virgin losers would enjoy this garbage
I LOVE JILL!Also, here's the GOG version of Vallhalla in a MEGA link for everyone.https://mega.nz/#!00cSRCrT!e7YKwzDJ41GrVwnHFawGfabL_NvmVKfiJDNdj0rkMns
I only heard about this VN because of the gacha collab
>>488219171And writing and characters, sure. Did I miss the physical limited release
>>488219171It's got a decent soundtrack, but I never know the best way to set up the jukebox.
Ah, I can't wait to go back home for the holidays, get some nice whiskey, cover myself in a blanket and play through it again.Also, Meet the Staff is the best track.
I love my used goods lesbian wife Jill!
>>488220415The main game or prologue chapters?
>>488221036I go welcome to va11-hall-a for the first track and then just lead each other song in to another, like the chill ones into similarly chill ones and the energetic ones into energetic ones
>>488221228How do you get from Chill to Energetic and Energetic to Chill?
>>488220756>>488221148>>488219171god I want a jill gf irl so bad
>>488221127Is whiskey good? I'm a novice when it comes to alcohol.
>>488221207Main game. Prologue starts today. Sukeban's twitter always lights up this time of year with trivia.
disappointing ending that just kind of fizzled out and focused too much on Jill's ex drama
>>488220836best collab story I've even seen in a gacha, and thanks to that I got to play this so that's good.
>>488221036just Base of the Titans x 10
good ost, ive heard better though
for me, it's a lewd loli robot prostitute gf.the best fast food sandwich
>>488221416Jill is an r/depression tier melodramatic edgelord. She’ll drive you crazy with her “le epic nihilist humor”. Dana is the true best girl
>>488222178thats what I like about her
>>488221862She is legitmately hilarious though. Probably the funniest character in the game.
>>488221428It's definitely not a novice drink, overall it has a very strong taste, it's harsh on the throat (excessive whiskey drinking can damage it, giving you a smoker's voice) and it really lingers in the pit of your stomach. But the reason I personally love it is because it's a great choice for moods where you just wanna relax and take in the atmosphere. I sip it, and let it linger on my tongue, so that it slowly gets soaked in. Gives me a nice, warm feeling and a nice buzz, absolutely fantastic for the winter time. I'm not a hard drinker either or anything, so the great thing is that a single glass filled just past halfway can last me an hour or two.If you're interested you should swing by your local liquor store and talk to the staff, get their opinions on certain brands and ease yourself into it. Drinks like that should be cherished and enjoyed, not abused.
What would a *Kira* Miki concert be like? Also, what's her best song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE8vyNahJ-Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kartDCAF2mQ
Garoad isn't coming back to compose the next game, but the new guy is pretty okay so far. Link related.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgHD-n4qgVU
>>488222178>>488222538She's written like a real person, she's not a fucking nihilist either
venezuela mary sue, PASS
people really be hating jill for not being a fuckdoll huh
>>488222916>Also, what's her best song?Your Love is a Drug but the real one, not that jazz abomination.
>>488219171>(((bisexual))) representationNah, m8. Miss me with that gay shit.
>>488223546Hours without /v/ calling someone a mary sue for no discernible reason: 0
>Take a depressed /lit/fag>Make them a bartender>Make them a girlWhy do people like Jill again?
>>488224401because she's a girl duh
>>488224401She's a degenerate like her fans.
>>488224401She's not depressed though? Have you people played the fucking game.
>>488224401>Take a depressed /lit/fag>Make them a bartender>Make them a girlall of these are good qualities tbqh
>>488221465I've known about this game for years but never realized this. Cute.
>>488224169it's literally a game about venezuela on a sci fi skin, are you retarded? as if it wasn't fucking obvious from minute 1
>>488224690She's not an aything amazing and she even has a backstory for being a bartender. I
>>488224690Not the person you're replying to, but if I've never been to Venezuela or anywhere near it how the fuck would I know? Does it even matter considering we don't see the outside world at all?
>>488225173It's obvious people are just making shit up to dunk on the game.>She's depressedExcept she isn't>She's a mary sureShe's a fucking bartender>It's set in Venzuela!!!and?
>>488220885Preorders end Friday the 13th. You still have time
Would you date Jill IRL?
You did get your special edition, right...?
Since when was Jill THAT popular in Japan? She even bet Snake.
>>488220756Any confirmation if this is clean?
>>488225968>Dating a smokerNo thanks.
>>488219171what's more intersesting (for me) is that this game was developed by a couple of venezuelans at the high tide of Maduro's regime. That's fascinating.
>>488225173you need to literally live under a rock. mary sues have a background, are you guys actually retarded? Is this what it takes to like a game like this?
>>488226456I feel bad for them. Some of the team's trapped their still and still suffering.
>>488221319I guess you just gotta blend em in, if I had the game up right now I’d screenshot my setup, but Im in town
>>488225968>dating a biphobic womanSure.
>Jill is a Mary Sue???>Struggles to pay rent>Works as a bartender>Has relationship issues
>>488226461Please anon, by all means, use your big boy voice and clearly explain to us how Jill is a mary sue
>>488226669le bislut game hahaha shit game XD>imagine liking a game where people talk like actual peoplenerds haha
>>488226298Looks clean to me, played through the entire thing. no abnormal CPU or GPU usage.
>>488226456what's more relevant to me is that the game was published by playism so I can pirate it without remorse seeing as I know the devs won't ever see the money if I paid for their game.
>>488225452Aaaand ordered. Thank you based reminder anon.
If Japan really does love Va11-Hall-a so much, can we finally get some good merch?
>>488226890Playism doesn't publish it neither in GOG.com nor Humble Store nor itch.io.
>>488219171More quirky indie junk, I wonder if Sans and Shovel Knight make an appearance
>>488219171My crush recommended it and she wears shirts of it and she strongly reassured me that it wasn't a dating sim after she said it was a visual novel
>>488227178There are references to YIIK.
>>488226725Sure. >young>get's attention from everyone and the story revolves around her instead of her revolving around the story>not a well developed personality other than the common problems of the author.>barely any defects>romance optionsAnd a long etc.
>>488227178>quirky>I'm allergic to good writing>>488227279Makes me sick that Jill is in that shit game
>>488227290>barely any defectsShe's (((bi))), though.
>>488227468Very very cool
>>488227229your tranny boyfriend seems a little retarded.
>>488227384She's (((bisexual))), she deserves it.
>>488227178It's the most weeb game ever made. It's a concentration of weebiness /v/ and /a/ would only hope to reach. Katawa Shoujo is a game akin to Crysis compared to Valhalla. I'm not joking.
>>488220836It was surprisingly touching. I only play GFL because it's so hands off so I can play it super casually but it was a fun event for sure.Stella is pretty strong too, at least against stuff without super heavy armor.
>>488227290>NOt a WEll DEveLoPED PErsONaLiTY
>>488227989Shes just an average young person, having average young person problems in vene... erm VA-11 Hall-A in the city
>>488227853I agree with you. It's obviously inspired by old-school animes from the 80s and most of /v/ are zoomers who don't have the least idea what the game is referencing 90% of the time. /a/ has a better idea but they never played it.
>>488227290First of all, a character being young is not one of the conditions of being a mary sue. She gets attention because she's a bartender, part of the job is socializing with customers, which is why people jokingly refer to them as "part time therapists". And the game doesn't really have a story anyway, it's a slice of life. Her personality is kind of bland I'll give you that, and it's fair to say she's the author's self insert. The entire last third of the game is dedicated to her coming to terms with that the fact that she has no idea how to deal with intimacy and growing up, and has to try and move forward.And lastly, it's fucking waifu bartending, and she's a girl, yeah she's gonna have romance options. Seriously, please have another look at the definition of what a mary sue is, I think you might have missed a few paragraphs.
>VGAs are the day before the 13th>Sukeban games hyping up something big recentlyDare I say that, she's in?
N1rvanna looks kinda shit not gonna lie
>>488228207Yeah, like Bubblegum Crisis is obscure or something.
>>488228164She's supposed to be an 'everyman' the 'straightman' (so to speak) to all the clowns she serves. You can say she's boring if you want but she obviously has a personality
>>488227290>youngSure I guess.>>get's attention from everyone and the story revolves around her instead of her revolving around the storyThe game is literally about people coming to the bar to talk. She's the bartender. There are even characters that prefer talking to the other bartender. >not a well developed personality other than the common problems of the authorUnsubstantiated. Poverty is a common problem.>barely any defectslol>romance optionsNothing to do with being a Mary Sue.
>>488228221Nigga this reads like a fanfic, shes a mary sue, why does this triggers you so much? It doesn't make the game or the story bad at all, it's ok if you like it but Jill is the exact definition of a Mary Sue.Example of good mary sues:Tails get trolledMy Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie
>>4882282981/3 of this site won't watch anything made before 2000.
>>48822846150 shades of greyHarry PotterVall-Hall-A
>>488228461I can't tell if you're trolling or serious.
>>488228461Gimme some actual arguments then
>>488228164Since when is being an uninteresting foil for the other characters a Mary Sue. Say she's boring all you want but you're not even close to using that term right. You're just using it as a /v/ buzzword because you can't think for yourself. As stated >>488224169
>>488228349>She's supposed to be an 'everyman' the 'straightman' (so to speak) to all the clowns she serves.A bland one, Frank has the same role in his game and he has way more personality than Jill will ever have.
So what happened with the sequel? Is it in development?
>>488228221>yeah she's gonna have romance optionsWhat romance options? Am I missing something here because I don't remember being able to romance anyone?>>488228731Because she's not an arsehole? I mean, you don't consider her sarcasm or sense of humour part of her personality? Frank is a good character but he's nothing like any real person would be in that situation.
>>488228698not him, but I honestly don't think you understand what mary sue means. I know the main designer for this game (I'm chilean but my mother is venezuelan and I used to post a lot on his forum) and the girl is a Mary sue. He openly admits it. She was even supposed to be a transsexual but some people from the team thought it would be too much.
>>488228985Yeah, I played the demo at PAX East earlier this year.
>>488228698The fact that shes bland as af and everyone and everything revolves around her is what makes her a mary sue.
>>488229242But it literally doesn't. People just come to the bar to drink and talk. Some of the connections she's made listen to her problems when she runs into them.
>>488226153>switch gets poster>vita got some coasters and a pin or some dumb shitfuck......... I missed this, would have actuallly put it up. game is literally the only reason i check limited run, it has best aesthetic
>>488226926Do we have doujins or anything?Would be funny if they liked it enough to make some.
>>488229242You speak for yourselves, I don't think she's bland at all. Like I said before, the writing is so good she acts and talks like a real person which is worth more to me than 'Bartender: but she's wacky :^)' or whatever the fuck you guys even want.
>>488229143are you implying the guy is a tranny or something?
>>488220836>tfw the only dlc came in as limited content for a gacha
Reminder Jill ate her gf's coochie flavored cucumber
>>488229640I'm not implying anything. He's openly gay and likes wearing women's clothes. If anything it's explicit.
>>488229242>revolve around her Dude she’s the player character - the VN is written from her perspective. She’s a bartender who talks to people, so yes of course she’s going to be in the majority of conversations. Jill is not made to be infallible either - she has her vices and is stuck in a dead end job at a bar talking to people with richer life experiences than herself. You could call her a plain Jane or boring, but you’re misusing the term Mary Sue.>young The majority of characters in Japanese video games are highschool and college aged, especially in VNs. She’s in her mid 20s.>underdeveloped personality Confirmed to have not read the actual VN>no problems Confirmed to have not read the actual VN>romance Romantic options via paying attention to people and giving them drinks / interesting discussion does not a Mary Sue make.
>>488229143I straight up don’t believe you. Link to where he openly admits it.
>>488229808>Romantic options via paying attention to people and giving them drinksThis isn't even romance though? Jill can'tg et with Dana, Dorothy or titty hacker. Why do people keep entertaining this nonsense?
>>488229083>he's nothing like any real person would be in that situation.He acts as predictable as a man of his experience can in his situation, especially when you account for the absurdity of the situation and the characters he has to interact with in Dead Rising 1.
>>488219171Nah it fucking sucks
>>488220885Nah that sucked too
>>488229808>Jill is not made to be infallible either - she has her vices and is stuck in a dead end job at a bar talking to people with richer life experiences than herself. You could call her a plain Jane or boringLike Jill says in the game herself, the job/game is all about the connections between people and how everyone has a story, even salraymen or cops of prostitutes, even her which is the main part of the last portion of the game.
>>488229808The majority of VNs are literal Mary Sue's as well or just straight chuni. When was the last time you saw someone go to a bar to have long talks with the bartender? This is the thing that a irl bartender probably craves.
>>488229907lmao, why would I care if you believe or not? I'm not trying to prove anything. His blog/forum was a very active community, but it's dead now. I just find it funny you talking out of your ass when you obviously don't have the least idea what you're talking about.
Kinda wish the final game had your drinks have more impacts on events like the prologue
This game makes being a bartender sound comfy as FUCK. I'd say it isn't and it's actually more stressful and busy than that but when I went to the Golden Gai in Shinjuku a month ago I found bar with that kind of comfy atmosphere and a bartender who talked to customers like Jill did.
This bit was cute
>>488223023I'm really worried they've sacrificed SOUL for accuracy with the PC98 thing, which is weird because PC98 is the definition of soul, but they gave up va-11 hall-a's own soul, in a way, to emulate an older type of soul.
>>488230701Sounds like that bartender was a dirty mary sue.
>>488230804Yeah that section is where I started to really like the game.
>all this moaning about Jill being bisexualguess pic related is like salting a slug for you idiots eh
>>488230863They need a proper crt filter this time
>>488219171I remember playing it every december morning as the game went by. One of my few comfy moments.
>>488231125Nah, Anna isn't a disgusting (((fence sitter))).
>>488231038She spoke perfect english as well as her native japanese and she played metal and not japanese music....so maybe
>>488231316Shit I need to do this.Will be my third time
>>488226153Nah. But i will probably pick up the standard. Just need to decide between ps4 and switch.
Grab a choice of drink, and play only 1 episode per night. It keeps a nice pace as if going work to bartend.
>>488226153>didn't have kenya suzuki's artnope. wish I had gotten the jap version ages ago though
ironic weeb fake anime shite like way forward games. Never gonna play it, always gonna hate it.
>>488231579The point is that pic related didn't provoke anything on me.
>>488223112She's written as what all dykes see themselves as
>>488220756>>488219171Thanks for the mega link. I've been playing the first prologue day and I had to stop.It's so good that I'll continue once I get to buy it on Steam.
>>488231880I guess the japs are ironic weebs now.
>>488232514another retarded weeb who doesn't know that japanese unironically cringe at the sight of "otakus".
>>488232459I stole it on the vita but later bought it on steam too. Only game I've purchased in recent years.
>>488232441which isn't very realistic. I've never met anyone more unlikable than a dyke.
>>488233648You never met a trucker dyke then. They are worse than dykes.
>>488232871Same here, but PC. Realized I was feeling something I hadn't felt for a long time and bought it.
Any differences between ps4 and switch?
>>488234086why the fuck there would be? it's a fucking indie game made of pixels, retard.
>>488234119in the ps4 version vagina and cunt are censored and written as @$!@#$@ and @#$%
>>488234119SG Elite had console specific bonuses. And that was just fucking VN with shitty anime artstyle, retard.
>>488233648>>488234025look at these two virgin incels feeling insecure some women don't like their digustingly little pee-pee and would rather have a taste of some wet pussy.
>>488234526I wish I was still a virgin, but yes my pee pee is small and I'm proud of it. Nothing can change this.
>>488234469>Steins;Gate>indieLMAO. kys absolute retard. it's almost a miracle that game was released on consoles in the first place.
>>488234972i guess switch gamers are hungry for some games other than mario and zelda.
>>488234635>Steins;Gate>indieNever said it was fag. Nice cope though.
>>488226153>59 dollars for a cheap book of less than 20 pages>I won't even mention the retarded soundtrack you can listen on fucking youtube
>>488235323yeah, it's me who's coping. kys, retard. and don't reply to me. there's nothing I hate more than doubling down faggots who keep replying so they can "win".
>>488235467>still copingSad. I never said SG was an indie title. You just implied i did you dumb fuck. Nothing funnier than a moron.
>>488235467Calm down. Its ok to be wrong once in a while.
>>488219171This game has no gameplay and a really basic, shitty setting.
>>488221127>Meet the Staff is the best track Based
>>488219171Yuricucks belong in front of speeding trucks.
>>488225968>smoker alcoholic who doesn't really like talking to peopleNah. Jill's only sufferable because we see the world through her eyes. If we were playing based Gil's game and Jill was just an NPC character we could talk to, she would just be the QT coworker who says annoying doomer things 50% of the rare times she opens her mouth.
>>488227290One of the main selling points of the game (which is 100% upheld) is that the story does NOT revolve around Jill. She gets bits and pieces of peripheral peeks into other people's far more interesting lives as they stop by the bar, but nothing except her personal relationship drama which comes out at the end revolves around her.>romance optionsShe doesn't though? Optional endings are all joke endings that add on to the static predetermined ending which still has Jill as single. She still wants to bang her boss and will probably never do anything about it.>not a well developed personality other than the common problems of the author.Baseless and irrelevant criticism. Even if it were proveable or true, an author writing from their own experiences is not a bad thing.
>>488222916You forgot Lifebeat of Lilim there.
>>488229940>Why do people keep entertaining this nonsense?I'm with you there man, there's like 5 different posters arguing with each other and they all feel like trolls on some level.
>>488230804>drinking all night in your apartment with your boss that you want to fuck>absolutely nothing comes close to happening and your relationship remains healthy and platonictoo real desu
i want to see anna dom jill
I have all the achievements already. No point for me to play again. I'd rather move on to my backlog.
>>488242803How long did it take you? I have these ones left only now.
>>488246057>She can vibrate while your dick is inside her
>>488240682>>488246057Is Dorothy the epitome of "Cute and Funny"?
I love the game, but it feels like all Jill does on her days off is watch tv, get drunk, and masturbate.Is this what real girls are like?
>>488248948I mean it's what boys do too.
>>488249003I know that.
>>488248948she also goes shopping and plays vidya
>>488235257It's been on the Switch since May thiugh. Nice cope.
>>488219171It's basically a rip off of Front mission 3s ost
>>488219171>that artstyleunless it has top tier gameplay, I'll pass, doesn't look like something that would interest me
>>488257080>GameplayIt's a Visual Novel anon
>>488231374the fuck is a fence sitter?
How is Dana unaware of Jill's crush for her?
>>488258174He's jealous because Jill will fuck both genders whilst he's too pussy to do so.
Jill is cute. CUTE.