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>Falling in love with a girl I have never even met
>stalk her on VK and Instagram
>don't even live on the same continent as her
>even considering just messaging her and trying to strike up a conversation
>realize that doing so would probably just make her hate me
>considering it anyway
I only first saw a picture of her here a couple weeks ago, but now I managed to find her VK and have pictures of her from it, and it is driving me crazy now. I hate this. If I tell my psychologist this week, they will just tell me I am a nut, but I really am in-love.

Pic very related.
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She's very Kawaii anon
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Don't blame you, she is a qt3.14
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>>29219066
Probably just lust. Beware, she has many like you before and she is prepared. She also has anton her bf.
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Miru has a boyfriend, you cuck.
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mirukawa?
one of the qtest of all time defo
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>>29219114
Does she really have a bf?
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>>29219164
You are not good at this are you
https://www.instagram.com/p/7du9EUFhrD/?taken-by=mirukawa
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>>29219189
Some random commenter saying it doesn't necessarily mean it is true, plus it was 39 weeks ago.
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>>29219066
mirubro is this you
kys
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>>29219221
I honestly don't know who Mirubro is. I have only started getting really obsessed with her since last night.
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>>29219216
A man can dream, can he not?
vk dot c o m slashtony_scaret
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>>29219066
I suggest you get off the Internet if you want to overcome your obsession.
if she ever loved you, she is over you by now. following and creeping on her will only turn you into a pest, Christ man, what are you hanging around for?
then again, the fact that she continues to troll this place probably feeds into your obsession.
>>29219123
glad to hear she has a new boyfriend.
hopefully she aint cucking him.
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>>29219221
Mirubro was this guy like you, infatuated with Miru. I last saw him in a cara thread.
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>>29219300
I've never met her. Pretty sure I mentioned in my OP that I am not even on the same continent. I'm just really fucking lonely, and noticed on her pictures that she seems to have a lot of the same interests as me (Anime, tabletop, armor, for example), and she is studying a semi-practical field.
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>>29219334
i am not infatuated with miru
she gives me a fake vibe
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>>29219274
He... actually looks a lot less handsome than I would have expected her boyfriend to look. I mean, I could be wrong, but I honestly think I might be better looking than him.

>still live on a completely different continent
I blame Tzeentch for this.
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>>29219410
Wait, if I'm OP, who the fuck are you? Are you Mirubro?
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>>29219066
More of her?
She is indeed very cute
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>>29219066
>VK
Fucking ruskis
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>>29219828
Sure, here you go.

Oy vey, I was muted.

This is the first picture I saw of her. Some anons may even remember the thread.
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>>29219066
HOLY SHIT thats an ugly bitch unlike crispy the purest and best women
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>>29220102
bitch looks like filthy frank.
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>>29220102
This isn't a waifu-shilling thread, this is a feels thread. Please go.
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>>29220126
LIES she's perfect in every why and you know it YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN SUM
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>>29220154
IT IS NOW MOTHERFUCKER WELCOME TO THE CRISPY THREAD BITCHES
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>>29220195
In that case, is it possible for me to delet the thread just to fuck you over?
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>>29220154
SHES PERFECT FUCK YOUR FEELS
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>>29220232
>>29220195
>>29220163

Ah fuck she's coming to my city and going to a school in the same neighborhood. I dress relatively nicely and am not ugly how do I land this?
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>>29220225
it wont change the fact thats shes THE BEST
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>>29220247
You cant shes to PURE for anybody to have
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Fuck the waifu shillers, I am deleting this thread. This was meant to be a feels thread, and I refuse to let it degenerate further.

Exterminatus requested on this thread.
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>>29220272
Do you think she's too pure to go to the Strand in NYC? Would she frequent some little out of the way bookshop instead? I've been to 5 of them in the neighborhood.

I just want to bask in her darkness anons.
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>>29219066
I know that feel

We all know that feel op
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>>29220251
>>29220302
What's the point, she has like 20 orbiters. Don't bother anons, cry yourself to sleep like I plan on doing.
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>>29220277
>you can't delete a post this old

>>29220305
Thanks for trying to bring it back on thrack, anon.
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>>29220277
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>>29220330
>20 orbiters
TOP KEK im sure she has over 1000
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>>29220330
Also the New School is fucking degenerate, I tell you what when they came over to my apartment they stole my fucking posters. She will succumb just watch her instagram.
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>>29220350
Well yeah... tfw she'll never be yours because she's moving away. Besides I'm just 1 out of 1000 guys. I'm not special, might as well an hero now.
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>>29220370
>She will succumb
:( she probably will and i wont ever spank that pussy why even live GOD DAMN IT
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>>29219066
Dedicate your life to hunting her down

it's not like you're living for anything better
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>>29220383
im not even in the usa so 0% i will never have her the feel it its to strong
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>>29220419
I fucking hate.... that you're right.

>>29220420
I have the slim chance but it's gone once she moves. Kill me man
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>>29220370
who are those guys???
please gibe any info to me they look v sexually appealing
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>>29220420
It's okay I will actually force myself to go outside and walk around the cesspools that are Washington and Union squares to catch a glimpse.

I'll do it for you, Anon.
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FUCK YOU OP i came here to spread crispy and now i wanna to kill myself i hope your happy you fucking faggot
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>>29220457
Take many pics anon plz im so lonely
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>>29219066
>>2921906 Believe it or not, I have a similar problem, OP.
>A couple years ago i started chatting with a qt Indian girl on IG
>We slowly become the best thing in each other's lives
>talk each other through depressive episodes
>practically live for each other like misaki and satou
>inevitably friendship turns to sappy-ass love
>we end up planning to meet up and go to college together despite her living in fucking muscat
>Tfw deep inside you both know you'll never meet
>Tfw we are too co-dependent to stop talking

Fuck.
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>>29220456
OC, I took it on the train headed to Brooklyn. Probably Parsons or Pratt kids heading to their hip swankster pad.
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>>29219066
Don't even bother, man. You're just another one, she has thousands of people orbiting her. I speak by my own experiences.
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>>29220457
New York has like 8.46 million people, good luck. She's short too.
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>>29219066
I have all of her pictures, and have stalked every one of her social media sites. I check her VK every few weeks for new content, but she doesn't add new pictures very often.

I tried learning Russian so I could talk to her, but I stopped after I found it impossible to roll my R's.

Good luck anon, she is perfect and worth the effort.

Try not to post her pictures or anything of her on 4chan. Keep her pure.
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well at least i made a crispy thread kek OP i win
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>>29220498
There are a few congregation points for freshmen in the Village. Mostly Washington Square or St. Marks Place, I guarantee she'll fucking get a Washington Square arch pic I fucking bet you.
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>>29220558
I wouldn't deny that but the chances of you just "happening" upon her without stalking her. That's slime to none.
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>>29220558
you should camp out there for a few days till she comes to take the pic
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>>29220163
>implying papa franku isn't perfect
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>>29220578
Yeah, you got me. I'll probably forget, but I live nearby and I'd probably have to stalk her twitter/instagram and 'casually' show up. Is it taking it too far? Maybe.
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>tfw you'll never have crispy as your gf
>tfw you'll never have a gf like crispy
>tfw never have a gf
id kill my self but... well i dont know why im not killing myself right now
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>>29220334
Crispy is ugly as sin you degenerate betafag.
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Who the fuck is Crispy, why should I care, and why are you virgins stalking her?
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>>29220678
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN YOUR A NORMIE ARNT YOU ILL FUCKING END YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29220695
>Who the fuck is Crispy
shes the pure one the best one the only one
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>>29220698
Oh, I just remembered. The art supply store near her school is hiring (went there a week ago to get nice pens). I wouldn't go that fucking far, but if any NY anons want to have their chance, that's it.
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>>29220664
I think a lot of you guys have a warped view of her
I was talking about this last night to some other guy
I went to school with her and she was just another normal girl

You guys need to stop obsessing
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>>29220721
>NY
I live in NY...
I am a filthy Mexinigger as well...
Who would've thunk it eh?
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>>29220733
>another normal girl
no anon she much more so much more shes shes shes fucking immaculate
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>>29220721
That's pretty fucking weird. But respect to any anon that would go through with it.

>>29220733
No shit of course they do, we're on r9k. Any girl who fits their mold of "pure" is instantly put on waifu status.
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>>29220733
PLZ PLZ PLZ ANON i beg you tell me tails about
her i need to know plz anon anything
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>>29220809
>looks at img file name
>crispy8.jpg

Jesus christ dude, you have a folder on this don't you.
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>>29220809
Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

Reported, :DDD
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>>29220827
yes i do i love her so fucking much but ill never have here god damn it
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>>29220827
>Not having multiple folders filled with pictures of your waifu
Look at this casual
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>>29220860
That kinda scares me a little bit, but alright. Why though?

>>29220862
Am I supposed to?
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>>29220809
She is a normal regular girl dude
You need to drop this mental fantasy image you have of her

I'll admit I saw her times at school sitting alone or walking alone and I wanted to talk to her or something but I never did.
And that was only after she started getting posted on 4chan that I noticed who she was

But she always seemed like a really nice girl so I'm kind of disturbed by this freakshow of a following she has on this board
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Who /Ashley/ here
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>>29220884
shes just so fucking pure i just love her i might kill my self 2 day
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>>29220893
So you're just an asshole then? Kidding, but you won't get through to them anon. Must be weird having your own following.
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>>29220914
you know she's not a virgin right?
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>>29220913
FUCK that ugly ass bitch CRISPY IS BEST
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>>29220940
I am not also, and?
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>>29220952
how the fuck can she be pure then?
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>>29220893
thank you for the info anon i wont kill myself today thanks to you
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>>29220940
lies FUCKING LIES
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>>29220966
Because some delusional anon thinks that, idfk ask him.
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>>29221004
Why the fuck did you answer me in the first place then
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>>29221018
Well don't get angry about it baby :^)
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>>29220940
do you have proof i need to know if if if shes not pure plzx tell me its not true
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>>29220247
Dude this is a sick fucking mentality
It's never going to happen

Your depraved fantasy world will never intersect with real life
She isnt interested in some creep from the internet who jacks off to her pictures

move on now
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>>29221084
Just observation from her Twitter
She seems very normal so probably not a virgin
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>>29221084
Sorry my friend, first hand account from one of her ex-Chad's friends retelling. Can confirm she has been fucked well.
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>>29221099
How is she not the creep for posting LEWD pictures?
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>>29221099
>jacks off to her pictures
iv never don such a thing shes to pure to please myself to the only person that should be pleased is her
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>>29221137
Jesus how fucking autistic can you get
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>>29221106
>ex-Chad's
thank you for the info im gonna kill my self in a few days ill post a live stream link to r9k
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>>29221106
Since I went to class with her senior year I feel kind of protective of her when assholes like you on the internet just talk shit for fun
You don't know her or any of her friends just stop spreading lies man
Worst part is I know she reads these threads
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>>29221179
https://twitter.com/taeko_ludenberg/status/739958146689441792
She's mad at someone calling her a virgin
Which means she's not
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>>29221179
Please don't forget the link!!! Nice knowing you also :)
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>>29221214
You're just as autistic as the other dude holy shit. I think she's insulted that people perceive her to be a loser. She might very well not be a virgin, who cares but that tweet isn't evidence. Watch some stupid cuck will tweet her about this thread and then she'll respond in her twitter.
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>>29221217
i wont ill post it i promise it was good knowing all you im gonna go for a walk now and make plans
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>>29221259
Some anon pls tweet this to her

She can save a life by pretending to be a virgin for one day
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>>29221296
See? What did I just fucking say....>>29221256
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>>29221214
she was actually made because anons perceive her interest in spider-man as sexual, which it isnt
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>>29221340
Dude let's be honest it really is. She's fucking obsessed with spiderman.
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>>29219066
This isn't love. It's a creepy obsession. Stop it
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>>29221373
Yeah pretty much, bad OP bad!
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>>29221373
What is really the difference?

OP, btw.
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>>29221206
Aww how noble of you, don't really care what you think tbqh. You are not wrong though btw kek.
Nope I don't, but I'm interacting with her, so probably will know more at this rate. Gotta thank you guys though, for giving me access to her ;)
If that is true let her come and defend herself then, not some "knight" in shining white armour.
>>29221259
I am waiting patiently
>mfw
Ain't I a stinker or hwut?
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>>29221541
Fucking autists here holy shit.
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>>29221595
Am I suppose to know what this is?
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>Miru
LMAO OP YOUR TASTE IS SHIT

Cue in never_ever_yellowface.jpg I don't currently have
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>>29220913
Get that FAS bitch outta here.
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>>29220195
Finally a good and original thread
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>>29220514
She deleted some of her VK photos

Where can I find them
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>>29220940
She has said she's a virgin
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>>29222682

Oh thank God. I was under the impression that bitches never lie.
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>>29222682
What disturbs me the most is that if you see her in real life she is just a small rather fragile looking girl, not this mysterious powerful meme sex goddess people make her out to be

I admit I had a little crush on her senior year but I probably shouldn't have come on this board and read all these things people are saying

Now I just feel overly protective of her
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>>29219066
>post during real nigga hours
>expect the gloves

you wanted this sikko
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>>29222754
She has no friends, spends her time talking about Spiderman, and she moved to a different school every year. I doubt she's lying
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>>29219066
The dyed hair ruins it for me
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>also falling in love with a girl I have never even met
>stalk her on YouTube
>don't even know if I live on the same continent as her
>would never consider messaging her, then at least I can still dream
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she really is utter perfection



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