It happened, everyone who ever posted on /mlp/ is now in Equestria and is a pony, the Royals were informed and we now stay in our slowly growing frontier settlement known as Four Cannon.
***What skills do you possess that would be of value to this new community?***
In theory our population is made an even split of Male/Female.
The last digit of your post number designates form
Odds is Earth Pony
Evens is your choice of Pegasus or Unicorn
0-4 is male
5-9 is female
Pegasi can be Bat Ponies or Moth Ponies and Earth Ponies can be Zebras or Wolf Ponies.
Everyone enters as a blank flank and remains a blank flank.
We have now progressed past the arranged 6 months mark for training of our talents in both magic, flying, and now posses the same level of abilities as your average Equestrian that still have room to grow and sharpen their skills to an even higher level.
The point of these threads is an adventure focused ***writefaggotry, drawfagging, world building***, role play, and DnD/PnP. We aren’t full grimderp but we have a bit of a gritty reality. This is a frontier after all.
No roleplaying in the thread. All role play is to be in the IRC channels we have set up.
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General talk: #FourCannon
Jolly Forest Adventure – FourCannon
>(The music, art style and references used in this thing are property of their respective owners, I don’t get crap for this blah blah blah)
EPISODE 1: Encounter (IN COLOR)
(BG music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVXcu6KSiq0 )
>Mariel: “It should be around here”
One day blonde girl was walking through the forest doing her daily foraging, it was a beautiful morning and the cold autumn wind could be felt all across the woods.
Using an old, ruined book as only keep for her goal, the armored mare scouts the surroundings every morning.
>Mariel: “If only the pages weren’t so damaged…”
As time passes, she started going deeper and deeper into the forest, walking aimlessly without finding what she is looking for.
>Mariel: “No…no…not here… not here either!”
Slowly losing her patience, she loses herself in her thoughts.
>Mariel: “I am getting sick of this!”
The exploration took our protagonist to a beautiful scenery and a comfortable weather, but none of these make the small being happy, her mind is completely focused on a single thing.
Tired of insulting everything around her, she stays completely silent as she keeps moving everything around, no stone or fallen trunk is safe from her anger.
Hours later, she still finds herself in the woods, about to burst in anger she keeps looking for that certain object.
So far, literal shit personified. No content would be preferable to this autistic garbage. Also, considering your armor isn't canon, this obviously isn't either.
The well-geared girl’s will finally breaks and gives up on her journey, she picks up everything that she thinks could be interesting, useful and/or valuable in a sad attempt to justify her failed expedition.
>Mariel: “Ohhh this is cool!”
>Mariel: “Ah this will be delicious on a stew!”
>Mariel: “I bet I can sell this for a lot!”
>Mariel: “…..GOD DAMMIT!!”
Her little tantrum is stopped by a strange noise coming from the bushes, The blonde mare instantly freezes, scared and embarrassed on the thought of the possibility that someone might have watched her pathetic performance.
The sound of rustling in the bushes increase, it seems that whatever that might be inside will surely come out.
(Current BG music stops here)
How bout no
For her surprise, a small ferret comes out of the bushes not so far from her position, crawling over the grass and doing some weak squeaking noises.
The tiny creature is heavily wounded, leaving a small trail of blood behind it.
Mariel is speechless, confused as she watches the critter crawling towards her with the little strength it has left.
>Mariel: “wha-what the…!”
The ferret closes his eyes and stops moving, not showing signs of life, the armored mare starts walking towards it.
Is it dead? Is it just unconscious? What happened?
Those questions flood the blonde girl’s head as she approaches to the little being.
She is just half way there when another strange sound is heard, coming right behind from where the ferret is but way louder.
Mariel raises her guard.
>Mariel: “…That sounds like something bigger”
(BG music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReODhx9WjMY )
A large sillouette emerges slowly from the bushes.
>Mariel: “Oh, damn”
The eyes of the beast focus entirely on the new target.
The creature emerges entirely from the bush, revealing a 2-headed white wolf, almost twice as large as your average wolf, with shiny and soul-piercing yellow eyes that can freeze its prey out of fear.
>Mariel: “So that was it, huh?”
One of the abomination’s head does a terrifying howl, while the other keeps staring at Mariel, without blinking, it completely keeps track of her movements.
The armored mare draws her sword, ready for battle.
TO BE CONTINUED…
I am not sure how to feel about these post of Mariels now. The autism is off the charts and its a good thing I think...
Holy shit this is autistic.
I think 4chan ate my post about Mariel. Wonder where it went.
Right here, loli fuck
Shit happens anon. It was delayed as fuck.
Still less autistic than Mariel
I never thought I'd see the day where I'd prefer no content and 4c dying over this swill.
This looked like it had potential, but if this is the quality of work you produce, then I want no part here.
Ladies and Gentlemen from the sunny shores of /v/ we have Mariels Fanclub, Lets send them back to their homeland before they get raped.
Well, everything went better than expected, to say the least. The ride in on the train was longer than I had hoped it would be, though no one took the time to tell me exactly how long it would take. They were just happy to be rid of me. And I of them.
Got some sleep on the train, but not as much as I'd have liked. Kept an eye out the window for most of the trip, too. There's not much out here. Maybe that's a good thing.
Pulled into Town just as the sun was going down. Probably not the best time to show up somewhere you're not familiar with, but I gave it a go, anyhow. Didn't have much to lose, really. It's a respectable looking town, a lot better than some I've seen. Plenty of shops here and there, though the streets were pretty empty. Really wasn't sure what to expect or what I would find, but it didn't take me too long to encounter some of the locals.
Ran into a friendly Mare by the name of Aurora whom I spoke to for a time, ended up walking with her through the town. Didn't know really where we were headed, though it really didn't matter to me. She mentioned she lived on a farm, at least part of the time, with a fellow named Green Hoof. I really couldn't help but ask if there was any work to be found on said farm. It's only what I've been doing for most of my time here, couldn't hurt to stick with it.
She offered to take me to meet Hoof without a second thought and off we went. Still had no idea where we were headed in relation to anything else, but Aurora seemed trustworthy enough and I followed along, over a bridge and a ways out of town.
Didn't take too long to get out to the farm. Pretty standard looking setup. Wheat's the main crop, it seems. Hasn't been harvested yet, either. Definitely meant I had a shot at employment. At least for the harvest...
This is what we need more of, people.
Nice! what happened to the days when we had these?
I NEED MORE PEANUT BUTTER, ANON
WHO BUYS ONLY A JAR OF JELLY FOR THEIR PB&J SANDWICHES?
Nice to see this, been a while since these.
Welcome to 4C belatedly and gope to see more of your stuff.
Alas this is true
Things change, people come and go, we are trying to work through these dark times at the moment but after over a year. Alot of people feel burnt out, disappointed, and slowly growing apart so only time will tell.
I-Im still around guys
It's been a while since I wrote in this thing, hasn't it? Went to the mountain a few days ago with Liven to investigate the curious site that was discovered there. Apparently it houses a model of our town and has information on the names, appearance, and desires of each individual here. The staircase up needs a little work, though. Liven almost fell off the side of the mountain, but I was able to catch him in time. That board over the broken stairs isn't too sturdy.
Whatever the intended purpose was, it is quite large. After going up, we then went down inside the mountain to a library. The location of the card catalog telling which books are located there is still unknown. After a while, we traversed further down and came to a hall full of many doors. One of them opened.
Our trial was something personal, but the inscription on our final door confirms my suspicions that something is calling me to the west. My plans to explore that way come spring remain unchanged, but the so called prophecy I was told later by Aurora is troubling. I've yet to read the translation, but giants sweeping the town out of the way during a blood red sun, or moon is disconcerting. The structures in the mountains seem sturdy enough to house the town if we have to flee, but more research into that is needed.
Or the giants mean opposing nations and we're going to get caught in a war. Does it refer to the thing that Earth Real claimed was below the town? The damn thing about prophecies is that they're usually so vague that just about anything can come to look like the answer in time.
If it is Starswirl that instructed the ruins and such to be built, it gives one pause to consider the words. Still, we know something is up and can't do anything about it other than play our parts and be aware of any loose threads that will help unravel this mystery.
As for Aurora....her current situation involves rain and I'll save that story when my coat is dry again.
dump of the towering mountain run that Spark ran on Sunday. Now that I've run through it, I can hold them, too. If someone wants to go on one next week, reply to this post before Sunday. If you haven't filled out the original form yet to let Spark know your info, go here:
As long as you do both those things, you now have an alternative to staying up late on a Sunday night!
Whenever the next best Friday or Saturday evening is an option, by all means I'll be willing to oblige.
Is this usable for the new field farming rules?
Updated them slightly to remove the take 10 rolls as recommended. Irrigation now grants you +2 to weather rolls if you roll below a 10, barring a critical failure.
http://derpy.me/e6wny for the complete list of farm rules and new earth pony plant school magics for SLSS if you missed it in the last two threads.
I might be interested.. depending
The hell are those?
OP is trolling again with moth and wolf pones.
I'm not against people playing breezies, but you'll most likely be killed on "accident" within the first few minutes of arriving in town.
Buttershy almost killed one by sitting on it. They're that weak.
This is the shittiest 4c thread yet.
Actually I think this may be one of th best lately. Someone should screencap that Mariel stuff for later use in cringe threads.
THERE'S SO MUCH INFORMATION HERE!!!!!!!!1
Can someone give me the TL;DR version please??
I just got back from the camping trip, or survival class. Whatever... it was a good experience. It's been so long since I'd interacted with others. I taught them some of the basics, I think Star and Curious seemed genuinely interested. Met Mariel for the first time, the rumored hermit in the woods. She seemed like she knew what she was doing. It's a struggle to bring myself to write in here again... I ripped out all the old pages that talked about... him. I haven't been sleeping much, but I'm trying to focus my energy on other projects. Less ti.. think when I'm working. I'll try to keep you ... often, I'm not goi...ble to sleep in here. Not yet.
fuck I forgot this.
what if I got Quints?
>I'm not against people playing breezies
And I'm not against people playing mothponies since they're about as fanon as those batponies who has fangs.
Honest to god, I cannot understand why everyone here has such a huge fucking problem with moths.
It's a thread about reading. If you can't do that then I'm not sure this is the place for you. It's not all mandatory anyway.
You a pony, son!
You've been sent to a newly formed colony because there's not enough room for us all in Equestria, use what skills and knowledge you've acquired IRL to help it prosper.
That's really all there is...
Most of the information is completely useless, don't bother.
Bat Ponies probably shouldn't have been a option.
Let's not make it worse with this Moth shit.
They have fangs in show.
Problem is the retards who thought that makes them vampires or carnivores.
But two wrongs don't make a right, and we should be retconning stupidity, not introducing more of it
This Anon's got the right idea.
wrong post there kiddo. you want this asshole
>They have fangs in show.
>Being this autistic
Why don't you just go ahead and post a pic from the show then?
huh... my mistake, they actually don't...
Rest of the post still stands, though.
>fags still RPing in 4C
Losers please. Corvus Rock is the new pony rp where all the inner circle hang out. It's invite only though. You know who to ask, if you think you're good enough.
>they actually don't
Which means that my point still stands: The batponies everyone here plays as are about as canon as mothponies.
>implying anyone wants to join another circle jerk
With the exception of those decent enough to not be a carnivorous faggot or sparkle in the sunlight.
Which is nopony
You would think that, but two people have asked me to join since I posted that.
Of course they did anon
What's wrong? Don't know who to ask about joining? I'm sure you could figure it out. Just follow the white rabbit, anons.~
Reminder: Pretty Penny was right.
If we thought they were good enough we would have already invited them.
... Get back to GMing faggot, you're taking too long between this and shitposting.
Nigga chill. I needed a break from rolling for 8 goddamn skeletons.
>that nat 1
fuck. Serves me right for bitching.
See ya 4c, have fun going tits up while we produce content like a motherfucka!
Just take it easy
>Hey we have this special group!
>You want to be part? LEL too bad you're not allowed!
>Look at all this stuff we can do (even though none of us ever produced one worthwhile thing for 4c).
No one said you can't join, you just need to know who to ask. Consider it the entry exam.
Geez, it's been forever since I've written in this book. Usually, it's just doodles of ponies around town...but I feel this is worth writing.
I got called on by an old friend last night. Her name's Company...she's a ghost. And she's in more trouble than I previously thought. For some reason, she's fading from reality, and it isn't by her doing. She's disappearing, and I don't know why. She thinks it's because she's too far away from her body. We both know it isn't in the graveyard...I checked there. She says she can't survive for much longer without it. I don't know what to do to help her.
I had a dream last night. Misery, Company's sister, tells me that they're both fading. Neither know exactly why, but...whatever's fueling them just isn't there anymore. At least, it isn't as abundant as it was before. At the rate Misery is burning her energy, she can make it through the winter, but...Company isn't thinking that far ahead. She's already getting weaker and weaker and doesn't show signs of keeping still. Misery is worried for her sister, and it seems that even though it's against her desire to keep Company hidden away and safe, she's willing to disclose the information of her body's whereabouts.
Company's skeleton body is currently being animated in the woods outside of town along with many others in a high-magic 'zone', but...Misery doesn't know why. Apparently, it's dangerous to go out there alone due to the number of magical creatures in that area...but it's the only shot I have of helping Company. I'll look for a few ponies to help me search if I have to. Seems that's the best solution I have right now.
Umbra's not carnivorous
Al Dente only eats bacon
Minus the sausage eaters, the only edge lords for bats in the past were Red and Blue, who got better. Unless you're counting the people who autismed for a week at most and then left because nobody paid attention to their special hamburger snowflakes.
I miss the people RPing as Christian fundies that wanted to make a church then got upset because everyone isn't a fedora tipper, with the theists we do have beating them at their own game.
lel remember all that fun we had and kept you all from doing the same? when we "ran the game" in a way that made it more fun for us and less fun for you and then got mad when we called you out on it, well we are doing it again, just this time we are being extra sekrit about it and just popping in to shitpost about it! haha, losers!
And then there was one.
I hate Nova, but damn that's adorable.
rolling for shits
>minor detail added to canon race
>same as completely non-canon
>my point still stands and we should make it worse by adding more retarded shit on top of the retarded shit we already have.
oh muh god it's a one eyed wonder worm! Kill it before it lays eggs in your soul!
nice lo-quality b8 m80
well, roll then, fgt.
(im willing to help joo der m8.)
Why dis niggas kawaii?
does nigga when?
>Implying that doesn't make any difference
By that logic, someone might as well give the Pegasi microscopic razors at the tip of their wings and say that it is canon, or claim that all earth ponies has tiny claws or something at the bottom of their front hooves which allows them to grab things. I mean, hey, it's just a tiny detail, right?
You are a genuine fucking retard, you know that?
>"wah! wah! fangs aren't canon!"
>wants to introduce moth ponies
How retarded can you get?
I'm seriously asking, you might be able to contend for the world record, here...
Don't put words in my mouth, you faggot. I only said that the batponies everyone here play as are as canon as mothponies.
The batponies don't have fangs, yet those who play as bats still behave as if they do have fangs like those fanon bats in the horrible bat general have.
Hey, I know! Since details aren't such a big issue, then how about making Breezies huge like normal ponies? Sure, the breezies are normally small, but it's just a tiny detail. After all, breezies are still canon.
>I only said that the batponies everyone here play as are as canon as mothponies.
>I'm not against people playing mothponies since they're about as fanon as those batponies who has fangs.
>I'm not against people playing mothponies
>I only said that the batponies everyone here play as are as canon as mothponies.
>I'm not against people playing mothponies
Sooo.... your argument is that since bats are retarded, we should just open the floodgates for all the other retarded shit as well rather than retcon them into oblivion and laugh at the faggots who played them?
Meaning that the shit with breezies, which I assumed you said derisively, is the exact thing you're arguing for...
Bamp for pairings
Yes! Bats with fangs are retarded, which means that we should either get rid of them so this place isn't retarded, or allow an equally retarded species to join in.
>bats don't have fangs
What is this kind of new level of shitposting tier that we have reached?
If you're allowing moth ponies, you might as well allow draconiquises, too.
>Being this fucking autistic
Alright, I'm going to ask something I asked another guy in this very thread: Why don't you just go ahead and post a screencap from the show that shows that Luna's guards has fangs, then? Go ahead, I'll be waiting.
I feel like I'm watching a documentary on autism, or a reality TV show.
nigga i haven't seen you in like 5ever
I'm guessing you're the star of that show.
Just gonna post the image I saw earlier when I admitted to my mistake.
Note the smiles of the ponies, note the rows of teeth, unbroken by fangs.
I honestly respect you for admitting that you were mistaken about something.
Oh, for anyone who wants to check for themselves. S02E04 ~06:20
Perpetuating an idea you know is wrong is one of the most retarded things I can imagine...
I dislike being stupid.
Fluttershy had fangs when she was turned into a bat pone and kept them despite Twilight reversing the rest of the spell.
Counterpoint to the counterpoint;
That was a spell gone wrong and not a living race, and also a shit episode.
Doesn't matter. It's still canon. Bat pones can have fangs.
This isn't the FourCannon I knew and loved. Why can't this game thread operate without the Inner Circle? It's time to wake up and learn to do stuff without their approval. Evolve or die. Seems some folks would rather die, that's their choice.
>implying it was an iota better with them.
>implying they aren't the ones shitting it up now
you're part right. quick, honey, and merc have admitted to it on skype. sleeves and cury were never a part of the inner circle.
funny how those who actually made content get shat on by those unwilling to even try. the new inner circle of pump, titus, star, and mary is better than anything anon could come up with. euros just mad that people who made stuff in their time zones left.
>All these allegations
Anyway I'm planning to set up a thing for Saturday or Sunday Evening for a little get together for anyone to come. Like another cookout/picnic on the river side because reasons. Anyone interested?
Sure, I'll go Nova! Seems like it'll be the last one this year because of weather, right?
Also, because you asked, I delivered. Pic related.
Reminder. What actually happened proved Pretty Penny was wrong.
sounds interesting. Will get me away from grinding in STO.
>cringe when you see a klingon brony fleet in the game
>Implying Sling/Pump is good enough to be New Inner Circle
Slingy would be down, he's all new and stuff! A cookout could be fun.
Oh god I know that feel when I was playing BF4 a while ago against brony clan. I shrekt them
Yeah come down! Invite others!
What do I have to with this? I don't really do much but make random appearances of diamond dogs and at rare times some npc happening.
That's the joke. You made something and now people are mad that they didn't think of it first.
>Forgot to hold shift.
Welp time for a new trip
This is probably what Dusk and Dawn look like in 4C now.
Rolling for being a slutty little mare that's the town bicycle. You fags get to ride for free.
Nope, but you can be a little shota fag.
I'm a slutty little trap in that case.
We already have quite a few slutty town bicycles as it is, anyway.
Do you have an annual whore-off to see who's the biggest slut of all?
No, magical abominations can have fangs.
Bat ponies have only been shown without fangs.
Are the bat ponies in 4c bat ponies or are they mindless magical abominations?
no, it's more of a continuous event
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
So now i gotta choose between Pega and Uni... Mmmhh
>the new inner
I don't think you understand how this shit works.
I know, we should catch up sometime after today. Tests and all that shit.
You got that much right, Anon.
Because it's full of the shit players that never did anything, and can continue to like you.
Dead ship, one left.
Dead ship, one left.
~UPCOMING QUEST ALERT~
Name: Keeping Company
# of Players: 3 [Excluding Star]
Scheduled Time: This Saturday sometime in the evening, let me know what time people are free.
Description: Star has heard of his spirit friend's tragic fading and has decided to do something about it. He figures the best way to help her is to retrieve her re-animated and shambling remains from a high-magic zone deep into the woods...but he needs a little help getting past the other things there to find what he's looking for..and maybe more.
Good luck and Godspeed
I should be able to go
Has this thread ever produced any mildly interesting content or is it just an IRC circlejerk?
Was decent back in the day, now it's mostly just a circlejerk.
At the start, and then once every few months or so after that. Lots of art. Most of the people who made the place fun left. Most people are tired of playing ponies but are too scared to try something else or losing their friends here.
I would like to go if possible.
I am willing to assist. not like I'm doing anything IC anyways.
is this thing dead yet? (pic not related)
No Honey, it's not.
Old innercircle confirmed to still shit post thread.
#InnerCircle members that never did anything yet do all the shitposting:
>When has she ever cared about the thread or 4C as a whole?
>Never gave a fuck about the thread, or anything other than Able
>Shitposts with her name on usually, and is better at it than the skrubs that shitpost here
>Neither #innercircle nor has any reasons/balls to shitpost in thread
>May be on to something
Overall, you are a shitposter.
>suckles on Able Tome's left nut
>suckles on Able Tome's right nut
>was a good enough person, if not a bit secluded towards the innercircle, actually contributed in a helpful manner but was ignored
If a spot opens up I'll go
>Forgetting actual circle members
You forgot Rain and >anyone who sucked their dicks 24/7.
One of the few that deserves praise, but isn't the god people here make her out to be. Yes she had good ideas, but most of her champions were that same circle.
Good for book keeping, hasn't had any other ideas or contributed anything else of value or note.
Same as Lucy, but had to have his sticky fingers in everything and threw a shit-fit when things didn't go his way. Tried to sabotage several players because they didn't shill to him.
Did nothing for most of the game, then came up with one good idea, rode those coat-tails for as long as she could, then was reduced to nothing again.
A combination of Lucy and Cheren, but less competent or talented. Also something of a whiny cunt.
>mfw none of these people even know who's in charge anymore
>Implying anyone is in charge anymore
That just means we are doing it right.
No one person or group of persons should be in control of a project by the people and for the people.
>Anon thinks that 4C is a community effort
You just earned your boyscout badge for shitposting.
got no problem with that nugget
can i go if i have the time?
German schizo who turned thread's spaghetti into actual game with rules. A good gm, but mediocre player who used her character as a plot device.
A jew who helped to shape the game through irc, side quests, guides and town's ledger as well as being a great player.
Commie ruski who was game's omnipresent archivist, lorekeeper and npc master. One of the best roleplayers that 4cannon had.
Americlap and thread's resident shitposter on par with Sleeves who was a good player, both with Honey and Hazel.
Was a good britbong player and a gm with great potential, but quickly lost her faith from 4cannon's autism and drama.
Four Cannon's second original gm with an interesting story up until his arc was aborted by drama. Guilty of canadian special snowflake syndrome.
You're forgetting Bacon and Nova. They were #innercircle too until they got expelled for disobedience and powergrab.
Ever. You're not fooling anyone Nova.
No anon I am not that shitty.
>Being part of innercircle
friendly reminder that the innercircle was perpetrated by the likes of Honey Able and Quicksilver as an excuse for not wanting to bring anyone else along on the fun
If you're innercircle... and im innercircle... then who's creating content?!
Get a load of this guy
>Mariel criticizing anyone
might as well get into this, rolling
>not a part of innercircle
>not that shitty
You enjoyed being a part of it until your unmedicated shitfits made others cast you aside
Don't be a bitch, stick with what you have and make something out of undesired circumstances.
Protip: Its not an actual reroll, its just shitposting.
Even if all but a few of those ships are broken or gone, the spirit of shipping lives on in our hearts.
Reminder; I'd fug Pretty Penny
Are SIR RICHARD BRANSON and Feldspar still together?
As far as I know, yes. They're just busy/a little distant from 4C, but IC they're still one of the longest, happiest ongoing couples we have.
Out of all the things Four Cannon has done in its lifespan, you're proud of the ships...
Are you really that dead for new...
>new WoW expansion
nevermind, I'll just be off autisming until you guys finish the flavor of the week fun.
There's a few ships missing but most of them are missing pics, or can't be posted because LELBLUEBOARD
Don't you know? This is a dating game, not a town builder.
What you up to Four Cannon?
>Reading that Magic Book for Beginners
>Looking for a spot to actually have my own home and get the break room back for the workshop
>Designing a house
>Designing a firetruck thingy
>Waiting for more applications for housing
Also I think this maybe the last batch of houses to get built so ponies please fill it out if you don't have your own home!
>Implying anything you do is canon
Please nova, go away and never come back. I mean, no one gives a shit of whatever you do anymore.
Go home Alten Stahl you're drunk
>Making Inquiries at the Embassy about various subjects
>Learning surgery from Liven
>Taking care of children
>Harvesting a garden.
>being an annoying, rage-filled twat
Define interesting Anon? I could weave a tale or two if you want?
Are you actually doing any of these things in character or just saying you are? Being in the main chat doesn't count as actually playing.
Saved for the next cringe thread
>Implying you're not as autistic
Just so you guys know i finally opened my general store for business! Everyone is welcome to come see what i have for now. I'll be getting more stock over the weeks so come by and check out my wares
>Running the inn
>thinking of ways to get running water to our town
>taking care of ember
>working in my little wood shop when i feel like it
Daily reminder that Nova is the only autist left that we can make fun of.
>Doing nothing productive
Anything in particular to speak of in stock? I know I'm gonna need to get a supply of blankets for one, my old one is sorta getting a bit raggedy to be honest.
Please, there are plenty more. But Nova is a prime choice.
Where has all the autism gone
And where are all the NEETs?
Where's the /pol/ chat in main
To fight euphoria?
Isn't there a Sarge to sow his autistic seed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need
I need an autist!
I'm holding out for an autist 'til the end of 4C
He's gotta be dumb, he's gotta be wrong
And he's gotta fuck plushies all night
I need an autist
I'm holding out for an autist 'til the morning light
He's gotta be shit, he's gotta have sass
And he's gotta be larger than life, larger than life
>NEETS doesn't rhyme with Euphoria
>4C doesn't rhyme with night
I seem to recall you being better at this, Ikea
>he didn't check the rhyming scheme of the original song before posting
>Where have all the good men gone
>And where are all the -Gods-?
>Where's the street-wise Hercules
>To fight the rising -odds-?
>Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
>Late at night I toss and I turn
>And I dream of what I need
>I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero
>'Til the end of the -night-
>He's gotta be strong
>And he's gotta be fast
>And he's gotta be fresh from the -fight-
>I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero
>'Til the morning light
>He's gotta be sure
>And it's gotta be soon
>And he's gotta be larger than life
>(Larger than life)
>he actually checked
Are you sure that you're not the one who is Ikea?
I'm not the one posting dolphins
Okay, for one that's a Killer Whale not a dolphin and two I DO NOT post dolphins that often.
Technically, the orca is a dolphin...
It's a member of the family Delphinidae, which is the last common grouping of all dolphins
So, what have we learned today?
Simple 3 step guide to summoning Ikea.
1. Draw the blood sigil (You know which one)
2. Chat the Deep Magic
3. Post incorrect things about dolphins in the internet
Now you're getting it!
It's the same thing as calling Scootaloo a chicken!
While not accurate by commoner standards, Scootaloo is a chicken using the scientific method!
>forestalling my pipe dreams by having brain hemorrhages every time I try and talk with engineers
but anyway IC
>trying to get pinkie copter working (or at least some form of powered flight, either hooves or wrangling pegasi if I have to)
>Cowculations for getting bovines to 4c because why not
>trying to make public appearances and interact with the newponies despite being swamped ooc
>getting a boat: kayak and canoe most likely atm.
>would love to discuss thermite production but not even sure if we can get aluminum shavings.
ooc just trying to make some time to work on 4c related stuff at all. adventures, art, whichever. current workload is not looking so good but hopefully can at least slip in more pics.
also might be able to help with whatever enourmous project cherenkov is working on since he seems to be redoing the bit system, and charging for stuff isnt gonna happen till people actually have an income.
actually, that's not quite true... Delphinidae are -oceanic- dolphins.
To encompass all dolphins, you must also include the river dolphin families: Iniidae (South American river dolphins), Pontoporiidae (La Plata dolphin), Lipotidae (Yangtze river dolphin, extinct) and Platanistidae (Ganges river dolphin and Indus river dolphin).
Well not much for now. But i'll be getting some more supplies withing the week from moon and nova as well. For now a few things but no blankets yet
This is Ikea.
Ikea is worst nord
>Not being glorious blond, blue eyed, and tall.
Alrighty then gimme a line when you have something in stock or just a general list of goods you currently have. If I recall there was some parttime furniture that Iw as making on my off days if anyone was willing to buy, though no one really seemed to want the furntiure for some reason.
Do you by any chance happen to have any coats or something for heavy travel? I know Moon Chaser would be the one to ask, but I dunno if she lurks here or not.
>not being a bald, strong and bearded dolphin pillager like a true viking
Aryan whimp pls go
Well i have a partnership with moon but i'm waiting for her to have the things ready and also get things settled correctly. i'll tell you when i have more things ready
Oh and i also do buy items from others as to enlarge my stock for the moment, so feel free to pass by and look around with what i have and have me look at things you might want to sell me as well
>Porpoises, along with whales and dolphins, are descendants of land-living ungulates (hoofed animals) that first entered the oceans around 50 million years ago (Mya)
>Porpoises, along with whales and dolphins, are descendants of land-living ungulates (hoofed animals)
>descendants of land-living ungulates (hoofed animals)
dophin ponies confirmed for plausible canon equestrian race
Neat you willing to barter a bit once the stock comes in? I was thinking about maybe a duo of coats and in return I make like a chair in return? That sound fair?
>what are merponies
well i'd love to get a little more than just a chair for 2 coats. But come by once i get the stock from moon and i'll think about it
Well considering the amount of time and effort ti takes to make my furniture I figure that two palry coats ain't that hard is it?
Well again, i'll think about it. I have to speak with moon for more details first
>Porpoises, along with whales and dolphins
It always irks me when people do this...
Porpoises (members of the familty phocoenidae) are a kind of dolphin (members of the superfamily delphinoidae), which in turn are a kind of whale (members of the order cetacea, aka whales).
It's a bit like how humans are hominids (members of the family hominidae), which is a type of simian (member of the infraorder simiiformes), which in turn are a kind of primate (member of the order primates)
It ought to be
>Porpoises, along with other whales and dolphins
Or maybe even
>Porpoises, along with other whales
since 'whales' by definition also includes dolphins...
Earth Pony Male?
Shit, I dunno. I can cook, some rudimentary farming knowledge I could probably expand on.
Anything else you can do? Can you fight or anything like that? Any special knowledge from school or the like?
Fuck..probably nothing to differentiate myself enough. Some first aid, that's really about it.
I'm happy to try and learn new skills though.
>cleaning up B24 and making it into an actual home again, instead of just a spooky abandoned warehouse
>hunting and gathering stockpiles both in town and in #SwampShack
>Trying to get a weather team together in time for winter
Gotta keep busy. Winter is cumming after all.
I've tried in the past, no one cared, no one else is now so why should I?
You shouldn't be proud of being a pointless leech, for one. You've never been anything but a drag on resources from day one, just leave already.
While surfing through booru, I found Flora and Mary, thought I'd share.
Let this nightmare end. Please.
nah, still did more than you
You'd be surprised, my greatest accomplishment is still better than "being the laughing stock and ass-end of every joke of 4c"
I highly doubt that
isnt that sarge
Could be, same level of bitching
Nah, sarge was more of a "victim" kind of bitching, rarely on the offensive.
good point, either way i tried to help but no one listened. I don't blame them but we could have had running water by now if we started when i wanted.
I doubt you even know that running water doesn't come from invisible drain faeries. Thinking you know things better than some of the other people here who are actually trying to make something of themselves in real life (as annoying as they may be) shows just how much of a worthless, drunk piece of shit you are.
Well, i am still laughing at the fact that i said a completely functional steel system that got blocked just "because", then someone asks ferric about how he makes steel and he prett much uses the system i talked about, being completely fine.
To be fair, you wouldn't know your face from your ass, as nothing but shit spews from each end.
You know my pain booze, I even tried to make a well with a filter system so it would feed from the river, but you know.....only rage anons and idiots.
You being the biggest idiot of all
>Complaining about yourself
You really are shit Alten.
>only rage anons and idiots
Yup point proven,this is why we cant have nice [and critically basic things/services/infrastructure] in 4c. And rage anons appeared as I foretold!
Shit I'm Alten too.
I didn't know the truth and calling you out for being a a shit was rage, you fake engineer. How's that internship at McDonalds treating you, fucking liar?
Welp I can only tell you that replacing a vapor recovery unit in a fuel distrubution complex is a lot of hardwork and politics. But you wont probably even understand what vapor is...or fuel...or....wait----you wont understand anything at all!
Also remembering this pic [crude 5min pic in paint for the well if anyone is interested]
You can try and sound smart all you want, but I have google too.
Council meeting tomorrow evening. We are going to progress the plot now. We'll have a full-month to prepare before the cold winds start. That's DOUBLE the amount of time given for troll hunting preparations. Be there and as long as your ideas make sense, I will personally approve them myself by voting with well-qualified veteran players. Ready to have fun guys?
>Redlight calling a council meeting
>Still trying to troll hunt after the stupidity of that caused Penny to kill herself.
>Thinking she has any power what-so-ever
The quality of these players certainly has gone down, I mean look at these "people."
Yup just look at yourself. Shame on you anon
>Trying to solve issues with Company/Misery
>Looking for peppermint for Lemon and her shop to possibly make peppermint
>Getting coats for my family
>Planning to have another child
Also, about my quest. Setting it for tomorrow at 8:00 PM Central Standard time, and the time can be moved an hour or so in either direction if people need.
Possible Players: Tide, Curious, Mariel, Gearbox, Whitelight, Hoof, Flora.
The only ponies I think ICly would go on something like this is Tide, Hoof, and maybe Whitelight, with Mariel coming in from the woods.
Huh. well I'll be damned.
Glad to see people are also doing things.
So who ready for Picnic possibly tomorrow!
>I will personally approve them myself.
So Redlight is now the new Bacon? Didn't know you all elected her as supreme leader.
We didn't Redlight's just full of shit as usual
>Still no running water
>Innfags with no homes
Its not like winter will actually be a challenge since you all will handwave it.
>People want realism
>Give them it
>People want plumbing
>Explain I have no real knowledge to do it correctly nor the material to get it accomplished anytime soon
>Suddenly doesn't want it the realistic way and wants easy way out
>Complains about easy way out
Also which innfags have no homes yes? This is of up most importance to get as many PC homes. We have many NPCs that have homes.
The community needs leaders. No denying that. While the elected officials are sleeping though, I'll take initiative. Don't worry, I only expect to stay in charge until the real leaders are done with naptime. Thus I consider my brazen convictions a service for the players. In other words, I'm making Lucy-sama proud.
Nos energy drinks are good for your health.
>Working on Green Hoof's farm, livin' in his barn!
>Considering moving in with Titus for the Winter and working for him on the farm in the spring
>Trying his best to help Aurora and Green Hoof mend their friendship.
>Considering seeking out the town's medically-skilled to gain insight on Equine-Physiology-specific first aid.
Slingy's ready for the Picnic!
Nice dubs, earth/zebra mare!
Earth Mother. I g-guess nobody noticed me before...I planted some potatoes. Help me find them?
Potatoes, eh?...might not be the best season for them, but I'mm sure you could find a way to grow them inside. Your name's gonna be Earth Mother?
Star potatoes can grow practically all year long, even in subzero climate [although -5°C is around the lowest climate in can thrive in] , yeah the yield maybe low, but having a yield in winter is very good at this point.
So I rolled this.>>20225943 now what?
Um...our winters have gotten down to -20, -30 degrees C on moderate days. If you tried to grow potatoes in the winter, you would have...not a lot of potatoes.
Now you have a choice, male pony. Do you wanna be a unicorn, a batpony, or a pegasus?
Wait, wait...I goofed. You can either be a zebra or an earthie.
My IC is half insane, he would go along because people were leaving town.
>Guilty of canadian special snowflake syndrome.
I'll show you the big boss
>finding a decent toilet instead of pooping in the woods
>figuring out some plant stuff
>learning about these odd bone charms
>returning to the desert for a summer house
>learning more about the witches
do you have a channel or is it townsquare?
why does this look so strangely specific? and i swear my oc get used a lot or something just look on e621
nigga why the fuck are you having another kid? Those things are hard work! also hit me up for that mint, I got you.
Its just at town square. prefer to not have a unneaded channel
also pick up your phone fgt
Flora stop commissioning furry porn artists.
im getting jelly.
lookin good mary
Alright, guys. quest tonight. Tide and Mariel are going for sure. I think Gear said he couldn't go. That leaves a max of 2 spots. I'll say in chat, but first 2 to respond are in. If I don't get any other responses, I suppose it'll be just me, Tide, and Mariel.
Clock is ticking, ponies. 5 hours and 30 minutes remain!
alright, i'll be there.
We seem to have a decent number of new rolls these past few days. To everyone new, why not spend some time telling us about you, what you did before coming to Equestria, and what you hope to accomplish/contribute to 4c?
I shitposted in a thread for months then finally decided to give it a chance.
Well, that's informational.
>Finished designing a sledge - I'll spend much of my spare time building it for the next week or so (I want a fancy carved one). Not sure if it will work properly, but we'll see once the snow hits. I could probably make similar sledges for others if there is interest.
>Worrying about how long my mane and tail have grown - is it just natural, or is all that attempts at spellcasting finally catching up with me?
>Getting ready for the November 'crank out the winter gear for town' flurry of work in the tailoring shop. Which I don't think we've properly named still.
>Doing some local foraging for extra supplies when I get the time - although nearby locations are probably already picked well-clean. But I'll get what I can in the limited time I have.
>Do a bit more of those rockfarming experiments I try off and on.
>Be too stubborn to read the book on rockfarming we recovered from that castle in the hills.
>Write a letter to send to Princess Luna and Celestria, asking if they'd possibly consider making the days about 12-16 hours long so I can get longer work days in.
I'll be supplying Orange Burst with some basic clothing and adventuring supplies when needed (cloaks, warm vests, cloth rope) as it's not always possible for me to be about.
I'd suggest others who can make things (like baskets, pottery and such) help stock the store. Perhaps work out a deal where you get a commission for sales or somesuch.
Orange, if you need anything like salves and ointments, I'd be glad to make and supply them for you.
Do energy drinks exist in this pony world?I rolled this piece of poopoo >>20226934
Attention all Corvus Rock players, big event tonight, 8PM PST. Everyone is invited, but priority to ponies in the Trailmaker's guild, the Tavern Circuit, and specifically Boca Mist and that one pegasus who's name I keep forgetting. Get in IRC and reserve your spot with any of the Global GMs. We should have enough GMs for anyone who wants to get involved THIS time (not making that mistake twice! 5 players per GM and no more!) but please still reserve your spot in advanced.
Idea meeting is ongoing. I'll be idling at fourcannon-plan for the next couple hours. Run your idea at that room when you're ready and I will consider it in the grand scheme of things. You want to host an expedition? You want to invent something? You want to introduce a new character for story progression? We're your one-stop shop for fun approval. Hearing great concepts is our pleasure.
>Redlight things his circle is worth the shit it's posted on
Redlight has always had delusions of power and influence when he's got nothing worth two sheckles. It's players like him that made me leave this dump.
Aaaaaaaand once again I need to use a tripcode.
Nope, you're not that lucky.
This one should go... smoother than last time...
Haha alright. No offense but that post came off like you had typed it. I was honestly surprised.
I don't disagree, but if Red thinks she can change Four Cannon, more power to her. I doubt anything will happen, so I'm going to just sit back and watch.
Yeah, but Redlight is a shit. It may be better than no one but anyone is better than Redlight.
Is Akel done writing his part yet? I'm at work and can't get on IRC to ask.
What the hell is this shit and why is it here?
Who the fuck is Akel?
Was that seal mount I discussed ever approved?
Should be. He says that it's "definitely a full glass." Whatever that is supposed to mean.
Yes sir! Every last bit. Harmony wants you to wait until next week though before introducing it to avoid splitting the attention of the Magisters, though it's really your call.
I think you should do it just to see them break under the workload. Fuck the Magisters.
Are you doing this for free, Sleeves?
Now that's a filename I haven't seen in a long time, Bacon the transvestite janitor.
what is this?
Pretty much this.
If not retards who can't understand how to create a new thread.
Are you upset?
In the previous episode, a creature in need, a lone explorer and a vicious beast.
Time for battle
EPISODE 2: Darkness
The wounded ferret is awake but it is on critical condition, unable to move, the creature uses all its strength left to remain conscious.
The tiny being starts hearing some strange noises coming not so far from its position, shaking off the fear, it slowly opens its eyes.
It cant see anything, probably facing in a different direction from where the sounds are coming from?
The ferret is not sure at all, its body is completely numb from the pain and the blood loss.
Protip: No one cares, don't wast the bandwidth.
Not giving up, the ferret does what he can to at least move its neck to where it presumes the noise is coming from.
The pain is unbearable, but the critter is so exhausted it cant even scream.
After what for it was an eternity of pain, the hurt animal manages to face the right direction.
The vision is blurry, it is enough to know there is a battle going on though, the ferret identifies its pursuer, filling the creature’s heart once again with terror, but there is also that “other” creature.
It cant tell what it is, neither can tell if its an ally, or just another predator fighting over the prey.
The confused ferret runs out of strength and closes its eyes.
AUTISM ALERT: MARIEL IS AT IT AGAIN.
The wounded animal can only hear the battle sounds.
>??? ”No way!”
The sound stops, are they gone?
The ferret is at its limit, the pain is way too much and whoever comes back will probably finish the job and claim it as prize.
The darkness surrounds the ferret as the pain and suffering starts separating it from the world, the little critter cant see, hear or feel anything.
The ferret’s mind floats in the void, without direction, it seems theres nothing left for it to do.
>”…I am sorry”
The tiny being is ready to give up, when suddenly…
>Familiar Voice “So I sacrificed, for this?!”
>Familiar voice “Wake up!”
>Familiar Voice “Wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeup!!”
>Familiar Voice “Do it for me~”
The ferret opens its eyes once again, there is something right in front of it, standing still, observing.
Out of willpower, the tiny creature starts crawling to what at first glance seems like feet, boosted by the familiar voice, it launches an all out attack.
The weak bite lands on a really hard surface doing no damage to the unknown being, after using its remaining energy, the ferret falls unconscious, confused by the unknown feeling on its mouth.
Everything is dark again, and the critter starts dreaming.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Even Mariel is creating more content than the rest of you.
Okay, I'm working at some shirt designs, and the first on the list is updating the Four Cannon Patches. I'd like to know how many of you would actually be interested in buying one of these, and if so, which ones? Tell me through this form or on the thread.
we have coffee if that's what you mean. otherwise not that im aware of
no idea if we found any ginseng or whatever in addition to that.
No content is better then this autistic swill. It's like saying that the sonic community is better for creating content; yes, they're making stuff, but the world would be a better place did they not.
If this wasn't Mariel posting, I'm sure you would praise them for this.
Even if it were Lucy posting I'd say the same thing. Go shill to Mariel some more Red, it's all you're good for these days.
You have my attention, it might be a bit belated. But count me in.
Hey um If there is room I could join in too if that's alright?
I'd also like to go if there's room
And that's five. I'll accept backups in case people can't make it.
Does Friday evening after 8pm Eastern work for everyone? Or would Saturday evening work better?
I'm not particular in either case, since I have both evenings off. 8 PM EST is the perfect time, but I'm flexible depending on how other people's schedules fall.
if you've filled out the sheet and I can get in touch with spark before then about what he has planned.
I'll go, since Spark has been wanting for me to go.
both work for me, just shoot me a PM before we start
big dick powers
Goddammit, I'm a fucking Unicorn lady-pone.
Then I I guess this is the end for Nos energy drinks.
Make this anon a politician
The shitposting has reached new levels.