Why is she so perfect?
Are the boobs real?
Thats it folks
Anyone else feel like contributing
oh my, she's so experienced with anything than sticking random things in a pussy. she must be a real fire in a bed /s
Yeah they are
found the neckbeard.
any butthole stuff yet?
they've had a bit of help, very well done though
Yes. Some people win the genetic lottery.
>they've had a bit of help, very well done though
>Yes. Some people win the genetic lottery.
Well, which is it?
well, as a miss alice obsessed i am i can say that both, you can compare.
Why would someone with fantastic tits to begin with get implants?
Because she is fucking insecure like every hoe in the world my fellow anon.
because they look way better
Her tits always look different.
Her tits always look awesome
her face at 0:54
I find her trademark bottom-lip-bite very affected, but I don't give a shit and love it anyway.
that may just be natural growth, from diet changes or pills.
The difference is not enough for that to be implants.
does she ever squirt?
nice example, but this is evidence you have never had a relationship with a girl for longer than a month. The difference is that women's boobs get tighter/firmer through the month and deflate rapidly right after their period. When they are inflated like the right is her prime breeding time. That is, you naturally want to fuck her more but she's more likely to get pregnant. Now you know.
Is it just me or has she gotten kinda disgusting lately?
A year or two ago she was at a healthy weight and looked like a 10/10 goddess
Now she's all skin and bones and her face looks like Skeletor. Which also affected her ass btw. Now you can actually see her ass bones when she bends over. And now this talk of implants.
I don't know why she'd fuck herself up like that but it's obvious the bitch has some major issues.
she needs to get blacked
I'm honestly surprised she's still in the cam business.
I mean someone liker her with all the notoriety she has should have easily been able to find a rich guy by now. And I'm not even talking about a disgusting old rich guy. I'm talking hot alpha millionaire in his 20s
i guess she's a strong, independent woman that don't need no man to make bank. Except the mans that pay for her vids/shows.
That's for sure a very vocal very ill-guided minority of women.
Most women want nothing more than a strong protector/provider male.
>a strong protector/provider male.
That's like 80%+ of 4chan out of the running.
I'd want her to be my girlfriend.
She looks fun, aside from being 10/10.
>I'd want her to be my girlfriend.
Yeah but the original point of the post is that I don't just want to fukk her.
She seems nice, and that's particularly strange coming from a camwhore.
>She seems nice
Don't be an idiot. You only think that because she's a 10/10
I mean it because of her tweets and blog and stuff.
I might be wrong. It's more probable that I am wrong, yes.
But it's nice to dream, anon.
hot alpha millionaire doesnt have to take a cheap cam girl; he attracts tons of woman and can pick. probably way hotter, smarter and better in bed than her
The other two points probably, hotter probably not though that's subjective.
Meh, it's all speculation. She could have husband in army deployed abroad or whatever.
There was a glitch that revealed everyones token score
Alice makes like 30 thousand dollars a month after taxes.
but hes right though
that's wrong, they're real
there's no difference
You mean BLACKED.
fuck man, MFC takes half the profits from tokens. Can you imagine how much money those guys make for a website that looks like it was make for windows 1995?
nigga pls she's as hot as it gets
I still wonder how this is possible.
You could tell me that she's just beautiful but not only.. She's perfect in every points. She listen to great music, she likes evangelion, south park and other stuff like that... She's funny too, like hiking, traveling...
there's one perfect girl in the world and she's on the other side of the planet. why ? just why ?
I studied the case for some times, watched a lot of videos of her, have read what she said about those boobs.
They are real.
and her boobs nowadays :
who is this??? sauce please
She has that stupid fucking nose ring nowadays that makes her look about 100 times less appealing. Why do bitches use those?
>sexual selection has nothing to do with generation after generation of good choices.
are there any videos of her actually banging someone?
she's Neymar's twin. disgusting
Women are addicted to changing how they look.
Get tired of how they look so the start adding shit.
If a guy infects her mind and starts saying shit about piercings and tattoos she will get her own eventually.
Basically people's minds infected with a disease.
Those just look like post period vs pre period tits
Except for the fact that she's a prostitute
A-are you fucking serious? These days I can't even tell what is bait anymore.
We're never getting this with sound are we?
Hey man, no need to put yourself down.
I swear this one is new. I've never seen it anywhere but /gif/
Her voice is disgusting, though
That's how I feel about that blue haired glitter slut. Her voice is a boner killer.
wtf is she even doing here?! Trying to finger her bunghole and failing miserably?
Showing off her pussy and asscheeks, but she has an intriguing reluctance to display her bunghole
probably horribly busted I suppose. Also disgusting hemorrhoids.
>Hidden behind a pinky finger
It may be one little hemorrhoid, but it could be just silliness.
makes her seem like a real cunt after everything else she shows. I bet she doesn't even stick sharpies in her pooper. What kind of legit camwhore won't do that?!
>Full of motion
>Stiff as a board
she admitted on twitter she got implants
>makes her seem like a real cunt after everything else she shows
No, it makes her silly. You're the one being a cunt about it. I don't care for anal, she may be the same. Here's a little asshole peek for you.
You're probably another troll, but I'm telling you >>7617273 or monthly period changes are what's going on here.
No one goes through surgery to make their cup size a 1/3 bigger. NO ONE.
And I'm a woman damnit.
>And i'm a woman
There goes your credibility.
The credibility of this implant theory has been shot to hell. Women's bodies change like this.
You're either trolls or you've never had a girlfriend.
Have another peek at her asshole, virgin.
i will literally stab everyone of you faggots for the sauce on these
is that really her ? or not ? doesn't seems so.
Anyway, sauce on those
that's not really prostitution, but yeah she's just a camwhore.
Also I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a bf but a gf so no chance for us anyway.
Nice try, neckbeard.
What's with her never showing her asshole btw?
she's cute but she has a tired look in her eyes and honestly someone like her as got to have a lot of emotional baggage. my guess is she can't get close to people. she me be an alcoholic or on pharmaceuticals.
Imagine you are boss of some local business and shes working at the office with all formal shit and all
my dick would probably assplode
nigga u dum
Alice has said repeatedly on her Stream that she got new implants back in August of 2014 lol Under the muscle implants to keep the jiggle going.
i would probably go 5-6 times a day to the toilet to lower the presure
I'm looking for people who can help me to complete my collection of miss alice.
I have at least hundred video... but i'm sure i don't have all. A lot of people share a mega link,this is very old stuff. I'm talking about new stuff.
I can share my collection with serious people but not here, we can make o website, you can give advice i don't really understand...
So be serious please
found the nigger
Weak counter, trollbaby.
This isn't a ylyl thread.
Alice and I were just reading this thread together. We were both laughing at how rude and absurd you all are.
her usual reponse is she would get too many anal requests if she showed it, which happens to most other girls.
Welcome to 4chan. Rude and absurd are pretty much the only constants. 2/3rds of all posters are coming to you live from mom's basement, fedoras on and neckbeards in full bloom.
>She listen to great music
i'm sure noone is wondering but if you were by any chance the song she's listening to is Lorn - Ghosst(s)
bitch please. i'm pretty sure i have biggest collection of miss alice.
I'm running on a couple hours of sleep, and I just read that as, "she admitted she got glitter implants"
this needs a LOT more attention.
I NEED this vid!
Why is she so fucking good at hiding her asshole?!?!!
is that in her ass????? thats literally source required if so
no lol, it's just that weird filter that makes it harder to see where it's going.
Is there a good download of her stuff anywhere? I need the shower scene.
boo hole @ 0:08
download link please?
>Posting an older video
lots of missalice vids there, get it while it's hot
she's better now than when she started. she was too ditzy and babyfaced back then, but then again that turns on pedos.
come at me plebs
Doesn't matter, they're perfect.
Come to my place if you want your well earned cookie.
>Not posting new content
Here's that asshole you've been craving
Her vocal cords didn't
Plenty of surgery
Is she virgin?
Is it just me or does she have really wide shoulders?
that a nice tipping of the fedora you got going on there.
you must get all the pussy
I like her voice
Not really, but we can tell you are.
All a matter of proportion. Looks good to me.
Oh shit son
>her sister had a black guy's baby
Only a matter of time now
similarly to intelligence, sex appeal tends to be a recessive trait
>two retard parents
>two uggo parents
>their kid is hot af
>Most women want nothing more than a strong protector/provider male.
maybe if you live out in the sticks, but most women who live in cities want to try out being the dominant party in a relationship
She's gorgeous but Forest_Nymph is the hottest New Zealand camgirl.
Good sir, sauce please.
Sample or gtfo
She loves Lord of the Rings and The Witcher, and Metal Gear Solid is apparently her favorite game series.
They did like a week long cam show together, I cant believe you didnt see it.
6 of one half a dozen of another.
Dont let this thread die!
That's called a shit-test. Alphas dismiss women that do this and therefore women use it as a test to see if you are a beta. If you fail a shit-test by letting a women take the lead, you are implying to her that you can be walked over. It's the beginning of the end for your control of the relationship.
wooo evolutionary psychology 101 gtfo faggot
post moooree assholee
She gets that fitting in the screen is maximizing the erotisation of her body. Very few get that.
>goes back for the chicken
You don't pick your parents and even if you have hot parents you can get unlucky. It's 100% lottery.
You ask stupid questions, you get shitty answers.
I wouldn't deny that Forest_Nymph is gorgeous, but she's so damn BORING. She just sits there doing nothing on the camera whereas Alice dances or touches herself or uses toys.
Link link link link?!?
anyone has the webm where she squirts?
Anyone have a webm of her talking? I've heard twice today that her voice is fucked up.
well, Alice has two jobs: teasing and fapping on cam, and talking about her life while listening to her regulars talk about theirs. The latter is a lot more profitable but it's unreliable, she can always get guaranteed money if she gets naked.
Girls like Forest do mostly the talking/listening and eventually some teasing. They're pretty enough to make a living with that.
holy shit that pussy looks like heaven
>She just sits there doing nothing on the camera whereas Alice dances or touches herself or uses toys.
Bull fucking shit. Alice 99% of the time just sits there and drinks tea.
wtf does she live alone?
shes like always masturbating
her parents must have a bad times
she had a fugly ass redhead boyfriend for a while. think they broke up last year
shes fkin doped
must have real great life to go like this all time
r u fuking retarded?
shes growing up not haveing surgeries
she must have nice money of camwhoring
how is possible later vid has shit lightning/qual
dat deadmau5. noice
She makes 25 thousand a month
She has a room mate/fuck buddy who is black
She's had none.
I know most 4channers don't like reddit but this seems like one you'd like.
"Other side of the world"? Where is she from then?
Prove there's a nigger man, please don't tell me it's true...
she screwed up and lost the sound or didn't even record it in the first place. there's no sound version.
Thanks for the link man much appreciated
She talks about it plenty on cam, son. Go download her shows this month and you'll hear about it.
Do you have a sauce? Couldnt find anything in the net.
first time i've seen her asshole and damn, i have a new goal in life, to see her shove a dildo in there
Thank you so much.
>She has a room mate/fuck buddy who is black
Boner status : Ruined
I can't feel a drop of attraction to a girl that has been with a nigger.
>falling for /pol/ memes
there aren't even any blacks in new zealand
Fucks sake, knew she was too good to be true. Muh boner...
>My attraction to this chick's nigh perfect body is absolutely ruined because shes had sex with someone youve never even met nor will likely ever meet
You know how retarded you sound?
You typed a lot of words but all you said was that you love the dip of the tarbrush
And you are a fucking retard.
she got that coon stank
reminder that her boobs are real
Why people mix with nigger apes?
brb fap of millenium
And this is why we can't have nice thing. The cult of anal can just shove it up their own ass.
You too, Bubba.
For those of you who know a lot of Miss Alice... what was her first video? Do you have links to it? Google doesn't seem to answer my question.
I'm always interested in seeing the true first porn video for popular porn stars... see how nervous they were, or if they REALLY enjoyed it. Since the more and more they do it the more contrived it becomes.
>And this is why we can't have nice thing. The cult of anal can just shove it up their own ass.
I think her first recorded content was her Hong Kong stuff like
the ones with her on a blue bed. probably this one >>7613804 or maybe this one >>7624138.
She started camming on 5/8/12, the earliest recording I have is dated 5/23/12.
Look mate, I like how you mentioned surface stuff in your idea of a perfect woman. Alice, as of now, doesn't have any real world skills that would be helpful in your life. Everything you could do, in terms of skill, Alice could do. The thing is Alice is hot and well-off, of course she can afford to travel and will have people offering to show her/take her to things.
If your comparing her life to your life, then she seems perfect. But the world treats a man differently, a lot of the things Alice gets by default you'll have to work for.
I have something about her from 2012-05-10 and also from the 2012-05-21.
I'll check what I got in my other partitions, I'm still moving stuff on my linux system
okay, post a link right now. Right fucking now.
Streaming, download, anything.
I got 58 vids of her. Most of them aren't dated. The best way to find out the older one is according her face, hair style and more than anything else : the dildo.
but yeah >>7624138 is one of the first she did probably.
now i love her even more
>inb4 "I knew her in high school"
Yeah, that's fair enough. I understand the distinction, for sure. Thing is that I like fapping on cam more than I do looking at a pretty girl talk. I can listen to pretty girls in the real world, but getting girls this attractive naked in real life is another story altogether (hence the internet).
99% is better than 100% though, isn't it?
I guess, but there's girls that are a peg less hot than her on cam sites that have have better odds than Alice of doing something interesting on cam consistently
When someone asks me if I'm a boob- or assman, I usually answer "whichever was was pointing at missAlice's camera last"
WHAT THE FUCK
I have been waiting for her to start doing deepthroat shit and that video with the pink dildo is one thing but... holy shit. There is a god and he is merciful
well nobody's perfect
source would be very appreciated
POST A LINK OR SOMETHING ANON DON'T LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>Alice shows asshole in one video
>Anal-wart demands sharpie in pooper
>Alice avoids showing asshole in all future videos
And you want *me* to kill myself.
The "I Remember" video is a classic Alice clip. She puts on these cute frilly heart stockings
Think you might be confused on how things work, anon.
Is dlc. You got to buy it before you get to see it.
forest nymph and miss alice did shit together?
Post dat link
is that more than any pro porn star makes?
The front is damn hot and then she turns around and it is somehow better..
It's fucking shit anyways, they only rub their boobs and ass a little and that's it. Does forest nymph actually have any masturbation/pussy closeups or is it just talking to loners while being naked? because she is hotter than miss alice.
Probably the same as the contract stars like Riley Reid
I wish I could show you all this photo I took of one of my skype sessions with Alice. Sadly I'm merely viewing it one more time before I delete it. That girl is too badass to betray. It would blow your minds though...and deleted...my cock was in the photo anyhow...
I wish I could show you all this photo I took of one of my bukl sessions with this anon's mother. Sadly I'm merely viewing it one more time before I delete it. That girl is too much of a complete whore for me to show to the world. It would blow your minds though...and deleted...his dad was crying in the corner of the photo anyway
aww don't be angry. Maybe if you're nice to her she will show you too.
Some of you seem so entitled
Her boobs looked a lot bigger in the past.
Could be a sign that she's done fat transplants.
Same reason why Kim Kardashian her ass transforms in size from time to time.
>And now this talk of implants
I'm certain she had no implants, but fat transplants is very much a possibility
Her boobs looked bigger because now she's a fitness nut. It's why she's skinnier now and has a higher ass
Are you guys fucking idiots? It's literally been on her twitter. She had completely normal implants but had an inflammation, so she got them removed again.
This happened months ago.
post the link to the tweet then ya dingus
How is this a bad thing?
Many people have STDs without performing prostitution.
Like your mother for example
Exactly. Me too, I have oral herpes.
Did you also get it from that anon's mom?
are these comments randomly generated by bots?
No, I've got it from my aunt lipstick when I was 4 years old. (true story)
Dude another anon posted the webm of her anal show>>7621953
How did she get a pussy like that? Why aren't they the norm?
No it's not, it's based on your parents, retard.
>there's one perfect girl in the world and she's on the other side of the planet
Disregarding the rest of your post, you think she'd even throw her snotty tissue your way?
She makes 6 figures
She could pick any man she wants
I bet there are much much MUCH better suited males in that 60k something twitter followers of hers and given that we're having this discussion on here, you're probably a boring and antisocial fat fuck.
I saw that, they did more stuff though.
They made a shower video together you could only buy through tokens, anyone have it?
she's a freelance escort, so if you're ever in wellington look her up
Is her name actually Alice?
Why do females always find a way to make themselves ugly with adding retarded shit to their natural beautiful bodies
does she have nice feets?
If you could post the sauce on those webms I'll post more OC.
And I guarantee you'll not be disappointed.
made this one for you.
>>7664743 was a fail I did, but since I done it I thought it would be better to keep it and post it.
I'll lurk moar if I find something nice. I'm pretty sure she did a foot job video. I don't know why since I don't remember
Son, you might be new to 4chan, we prefer to use the word "faggot" or a racial slur when insulting each other. I find it improves the 4chan experience for everyone involved :)
Are you japanese, why is so much of the nudity pixelated?
To look even more fantastic, Lily Roma and Ava Addams are the best example of this
No, they aren't, and no Alice hasn't any half a cup implant she puts in and out periodically. Just drop it.
thank you senpai
People say that a lot, probably a lot of look a likes around.
There was a girl in my class who looks exactly like Dillion Harper but she's also a bunch of years younger than her.
Girls like that have a price. They all do. Trust me.
Same way many porn stars are also high priced escorts. Hell prostituting herself to Charlie sheen the night he went crazy and almost killed her is what got gigi Rivera out of porn. He bought her and Melanie rios because he liked their scene together.
That's where the real money is made. This girl could make a lot of it.
If she did have a bf she wouldn't let us know anyways, bad for business
That's just unfair.
This girl is also a perfect example to use to convince girls to lift free weights to work their chests. Girls always think they'll look like those manly body builders. It takes a lot of work to get like that.
Based on her other stuff her boobs aren't fake, but you don't get that level of perkieness by accident. That's the beauty of free weights
It's the "daddy touched me when I was little" voice. Adam corolla and the other doctor guy on loveline had like a 100% success rate identifying girls who had been molested when young if they had that type of voice
There is a measurable drop in a pornstars market value when she has sex with a black. Because of this pornstars will usually wait until later in their careers to do interracial, and they'll charge more for it to account for the lost audience.
It's well known that interracial pornography actually loses money, the most commonly preferred type of porn is that of similar race (black women not included, even black men find black women least attractive)
Most men aren't in to women that are in to bestiality.
Also it's a tribal thing, a woman crossing tribes to go fuck men like that is of lower value. You should see how pissed the nips get when an Asian woman gets with a white man. Go to reddit and laugh at /r/hapas
It's literally a bunch of pissed off little elliot rodgers. The sons of a white father and asian mother. They all hate their white dad. They all hate that the asians don't accept them as one of their own. They hate that whites have stereotypically bigger cocks than them. They hate their own women prefer white men. They hate how white men they perceive as "losers" get all the high quality women.
It's hilarious. We are basically to them what nig nogs are to racially insecure white men.
I drop in every now and again like
>hey where da yellow bitches at
Just to fuck with them
Is it bad that this made me even more erect?
Looks like she's missing a few chromosomes here and there.
>There is a measurable drop in a pornstars market value when she has sex with a black
That's a myth perpetuated by porn star agents that want to keep a strangle hold on their clients. Tori Black, Lexi Belle, Riley Reid and Remy LaCroix all did interracial early on and their market value only went up because of it.
She doesn't lift though. It's all yoga, squats, and juicing.
Alice is actually one of the most legit, genuine, cool, loyal, and badass motherfuckers on the planet, and none of you would say the things you say if you were friends with her. She's a one of a kind dime. An anomaly. An extraterrestrial.
Alice posted these herself
maybe also these three, I'm not tooo sure
100% agree. i used to watch her hang out on cam just to... watch her hang out. if even 20% of camgirls were like her, MFC would make 100x more $
too bad her taste in music is getting progressively worse
>none of you would say the things you say if you were friends with her.
Just cause you tipped her don't mean she love you man. You're sprung
>if even 20% of camgirls were like her, MFC would make 100x more $
She wasn't even in the top earners this year. If MFC had more girls like her they'd go broke
That's because her camshows are boring. Only desperately lonely people could watch and worse pay a girl to do nothing.
im trying to whack it with my mom in the room rn. I have a youtube video going on one screen as a decoy and have made sure to use the setting that makes webms start off muted unless i manually turn the volume up on the webm itself. today, though, a few webms are opening with sound regardless, and im not tryna get caught right now. help. how do i fix this problem
Ask your mom for a hand.
Or your dads you faggot.
honestly i would but im a scared of potential consequences. i would absolutely love to get freaky with my mom. just thinking about it makes me hard
that aint me
Got a link?
But she still begs for fucking tips when it's slow.
That is actually bullshit. I know how much she makes cause she tells me. She definitely doesn't make the same amount each month. None of the girls do really. Camming income is volatile.
Of course she begs for tips. If you have a expectancy that you'll make X anount per day to meet your average goal, you're gonna whine when you have an off day.
Only problem is when they start crying about how poor they are when we know how mich they make. Even before rhe token leak you could tell by her daily goals she wasn't as bad off as she makes it seems.
she just logs off and tries again later or calls it a day. the girls in the top 20 are the ones that are always bitching about how people don't tip enough, alice is too classy for that.
The worst is when they ask for more tokens but set their goals to such a high amount that anybody who does tips will miss the actual show in the hours it takes to reach the goal. Also buying videos always feels like your getting ripped off, some models have grainy 15min long videos for 600 tokens. I'd rather spend my money on a gdp account if they don't want to have competitive pricing. I think some of them do it because they don't want people to share their videos after buying them but if your attractive enough everything you do will find its way online eventually.
She isn't well off. The entertainment industry is, as the anon above said, volatile. She could be making bank for a good while and very little a much longer stretch. But unlike an actor, she's got one show. Who'd gonna pay her to do this in her thirties or forties?
If she's smart she'd be taking some classes in something
she's talked about her "exit strategy" a few times.
basically she wants to pay off her debts, become a homeowner, study something and start some kind of business. she could realistically pull this off in 4 or 5 years.
That all sounds pretty vague. And the 4-5 years is like the old stripper "med school in the next two years line"
It's me being vague, I can't really remember her exact words and she's probably changed her mind a bit since then. She doesn't want to retire though, she's going to cam until she can't enjoy it anymore.
name of song?