Let's rate each others progress.
First pic is 2011, second 2014, yesterday.
Natty 5'6" 163 lbs
I can already tell this is gonna be a good thread
nice fucking chicken legs
Who took the pictures?
Better form on right pic, good job anon!
Me of course
Show us your dick fag
I'm not sure about your progress. I mean, it's great that you got rid of that bedding, flowers never look good on these. On the other hand, it seems like you had to sell your bed? Sleeping on a mattress only is not good for your spine!
>that awkward feel when I think back of my ex
>remember I used to say "hip draahvee" while putting it in her
>had to explain to her about /fit/ and shit
Now you understand why she's my ex
You turn on your webcam, take a video, then screen cap it.
does your boyfriend wax his legs?
M8 you look exactly the same
you look like you lost 10 pounds over 3 years.
so there's a video...
How big is your penis OP? Do u have to have a big one for that sex position?
virgin reporting in
is OP fucking a dude? i still cant tell if i should be mirin those hams.
Not op, My dick is 7x6.25
I usually do this position if I want to have complete control and having dominance is a huge turn on for me
Post video if dubs
It's average bruv
Not as long for assfucking as pussyfucking
OP must deliver
damn. I post gif then :( one sec
why does everyone on fit have a 7 inch dick
>we're all watching OP have sex in 2011 and 2014
why do you have four legs doe, are you shiva on a leg day?
7 inch isn't big or anything. I'm 7 inch exactly and it looks normal.
could be worse.
is habbedig XDDD
Mine is only 6"
But it's ok, because I'm a manlet
I would say that anything after 6inches doesnt matter, thats when girth comes to play
Dubs are disabled, idiot
dude that's not his legs, that's another dude under there lying under him
Then why did I get 3 of them?
this thread is now a dubs train
Everyone on /fit/ also is 6'2, has 8%bf, is 200lb, squats 500 for reps, makes six figures and has a PhD in theoretical physics
if trips full vid
did you squat at all?
Normal sized dong, in my experience this is a great position to jackhammer in, grills like it too from what I've seen, moreso if you stick a pillow or two under their hips.
>tfw so excited by my own dubs I do it again, twice
Post the vid or more pics c'mon dude!
>tfw will die a KV
Now post the other one
Good job anon!
hehe, this is pretty funny
MIRIN THAT FORM
great a gif of your grundle
>unfappable as fuck
I watched that yesterday. Sound was completely out of sync.
Here is a completely unrelated link.
I want her so badly
GUYS THIS IS A TROLL THREAD
>implying 5'6 boys have sex with girls
Bretty gud, anon. This is also my favorite position.
Of course it looks normal to you, it's your dick. There are some guys with 8x6 dicks who only feel average.
even focusing in on the man-ass, just how /fit/ wants it
I agree. CHeck out what this black dude does to some guy's wife.
D E V I L I S H
>dem fatty legs
yes you made good progress.
>mfw when this is considered "sfw" because no buttholes, balls, or pussies are being shown
looks like a heffer anon
are you fucking a hambeast? Her legs look much swoler than yours.
were you fucking a fat chick?
Tell me what program do you use to record?
This is important
you almost had it
Where are your harpoons?
What is that sexual position called?
That looks disgusting. Congrats on the progress to >>27413604
nope nope nope nope nope nope
Im gonna be sick
DUDE WAHT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DUDE WHAT THE FUCK NO WHY
I knew this thread was gonna be good
I suppose you made good progress then?
god fucking damn son
HIGH TEST ALPHA MALE
>Half of fit fapped to those gifs
>turned out he is fucking a fatty
YA DUN GOOFED
HIGH TEST ALPHA REPORTING IN
The fuck is wrong with you?
Someone man the fucking harpoons. We got a Capt. Ahab here sticking it to a big white whale.
wait is that why the matress got on the floor? Anon did she break your bed
What the fuck happened to this thread
Same grill or different in each pic?
be proud of your alphaness bro
Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you
Btw just wanted to point out your physique hasn't changed in 3years
At least you stopped fucking whales tho. Christ
the fuck? where did you meet a planet?
Are you a male prostitute
>pls be Scooby
Read the fucking thread, retard.
pls be london
5.5 inches doesn't round up to 7 bruh
youre a beta loser bro.
You paid $ for someone to give you a routine
If dubs post a .gif of that position
come the fuck on
You literally look no different.
there's no escape for you OP
Someone archive this thread, it's glorious
So wheres the gif for the hamplanet?
Because /fit/ is in the top 1% of men. /fit/ is the 1% of perfect genetics
lol do u even dubs faglord
nigga that ain't the same girl. nor is it you
Can you feel attraction to them beside sexual urges?
I wouldn't mind fucking a fatty, but at the same time I wouldn't want to become 'involved' with one.
If that makes sense.
Fat chicks are like mopeds - fun to ride but never let you friends catch you on one
Youre doing gods unquantified trolling work, anon ?
>same wall and shit
>OP looks the same
>haven't been on /fit/ for months
>this is the first thread I open
check the bed and door location
Someone cap all this, please
you're not funny, james
i was focusing more on his shoulders and arms. they don't seem that strong in the other pics.
i dont even have a reaction image sufficient for this one
dubs confirm james isn't funny
Bro, I fucked a fatty. Like on the path to being obese. I was misled on OKC but fuck she had redhair and this is my fetish.
It was awful. Can't do doggy properly, rolls everywhere, I literally wanted to barf. I was wearing a condom and lied that I came. It was terrible.
Afterwards I cried in the shower. I was devastated.
It wasn't as bad as when I fucked a supremely anorexic chick, which was like fucking a malnourished boy - no tits, no real ass. My cock couldn't even get inside her withered pussy.
He probably has a huge pump going from trying to man handle a whale. His muscles need to do more work fucking a fat chick so technically he is making gains fucking a fat chick. This means that if you want more gains you should be fucking whales like OP
>not having a reaction image that says you don't have a reaction image for this
Best money I ever spent
I'm bigger and stronger than you will ever be
Stay jealous, faggot
goodbye starting strength. hello starting whale
>beauty and the hambeast.png
Youre under 200lbs
Your total is under 1350
Mine is 1400
>all the fags in this thread hating on that glorious high test alpha male
omegas pls go
If you knew shit about gym you would know routine isn't vital given you have an idea what you are doing.
The effort you put in, appropriate resting and diet are by far the most important factors.
Even if I had the choice, I wouldn't lose my virginity to that thing.
oh gawd that file name
CONFIRMED FOR HIGH TEST
somebody better screen cap dis shit
OP post more and continue the glory of this thread
Highest of test
Srsly why would you do that
>Afterwards I cried in the shower. I was devastated.
i bet she's been going around telling all her friends how she gave you the best night of your life. i bet she posted on her tumblr how real womyn like her can score with hot guys like you whenever they want.
you're setting back our cause, anon.
How heavy was the beast OP?
What ocean did you drag her out of?
OP you fookin legend. high test as fuck
Holy shit how disgusting. Your bed probably smells like fucking death after that
Toasting in an epic bread
Yea my total is 2500
Anyone can type numbers on the internet, faggot. Post pics, lets see that physique, fatty. And no you do not deadlift more than 6plate.
Yes it absolutely is, I'm pursuing powerlifting, there's a specific method of getting exceptionally strong without getting injured. Wouldn't expect you to know anything about that, since you probably haven't even benched 2plate yet.
>Effort + rest + food = 6plate deadlift
It's not hard to believe.
I'm 7.5 x 5.75
I'm also 5'11, 8%bf, 165lbs, 27" waist, 40"chest
[spoiler]If I left it at that, you'd never know I'm also a NEET virgin, non-squatter (homegym-masterrace), who's also in the process of overcoming mental issues.[/spoilers don't work]
Dunno man, sometimes I really believe it can't be all thaaat bad.
Probably just my dick talking though.
Only 2500, brah? Da fuck, do you even lift mang?
I got 3750 within my first three months of lifting!
I know. I was depressed for a while and only recently had gotten swole. I hadn't realised that I was worth more and sexed this monstrous blob. Fuck this high test bullshit. You fuck bigger grills because you are desperate for a fuck.
She constantly messaged me after. I just ignored it and she wrote these dirty stories about us and mailed them to me. I was smart in at least creating a fake email account and never giving her my number.
Anyway, that was about 3.5 years ago. I wouldn't dream of it now. Story is just a cautionary one. Honestly, if you see a fat girl who wants to fuck, fap first and then think about it. You will make the right choice.
Backstory: She sent me a myspace angle picture of her with red hair and the whole 60's look thing fat chicks do. I told her to come over and she showed up looking like that with one of those big gulps soda cups you get at gas stations.
>3750 within three months
Nigga u srs
I broke 10.000 after my first week. I didn't even take it serious - ate like shit the first 4 days.
>hangul in filename
>implying you aren't a neckbeard even manletier than him and confirmed permavirgin
>Dunno man, sometimes I really believe it can't be all thaaat bad.
>Probably just my dick talking though.
It is your dick and its insatiable desire to get wet. You don't want to fuck these kinds of girls. Honestly, if you are that desperate, get a fine escort or something. If you live in a university town, go to a local bar and pick up a hot 18 year old who doesn't know any better. Anything but fatties.
Real human bean
Oh well, at least I made someone really happy.
>You fuck bigger grills because you are desperate for a fuck.
>You fuck bigger grills because you are desperate for a fuck.
>You fuck bigger grills because you are desperate for a fuck.
Quoted for truth.
I get that there are fat fetishists out there, and more power to you guys, but if you're reasonably fit and not ugly you can do better than a fatty. Just because your self esteem sucks doesn't mean it has to or that you have to settle for less.
Fucking grow some self respect guys.
holy jumping shitballs
Jesus christ, it gets worse
if i had any sides theyde be gone
Oh god dude, what the fuck. In the last week I have ditched 3 grills who were at least a 6/10 and not a hair over 5'2 110. How the fuck did you go through with this?
How is it even possible to fuck a hamplanet? I imagine if I was to try I simply wouldn't be able to get hard
Why wouldnt you just ignore her?
How fucking low are your standards?
ahaha this thread
Just when i thought this thread couldn't get any more disgusting.
This is why i love /fit/
oh my god dude you look so uncomfortable in that picture
Jesus dude you can do better than that. What the fuck. No wonder even landwhales have standards now
Im getting more turned on by you than her. She's so fucking ugly I rather fuck you than her
M A S T E R R U S E M A N
>ITT: JELLY FAGS
Christ in hell
This is why the fatty problem is so bad. Because people like you still fuck them instead of treating them like the subhuman pieces of filth and fat they really are.
Fucking knock that shit off.
Please, I'm DYEL and I've fucked better girls.
A lot of people here are elitist assholes and really if you think about it being an elitist asshole and having decent genetics kinda go hand in hand. So...
>OP looks pretty decent and has a good body
>still has low standards and fucks disgusting landwhales
You're the problem with this world OP
wanna fuck?? Or are you scared of handling a real Man
Might I suggest reverse-cowgirl position?
WHY IS MY DICK MOVING
Internet hookups: Not even once.
ITT: High test meme finally dies
HAHAHA, I'm not gay but am I the only one who only kept staring at the male ass? Very nice shape and movements. Not arousing, just very nice and I guess mesmerizing.
What the fuck man, are you into fat chicks or just horny and was the best you could find at the time?
post her deceptive myspace angle pic OP, i wanna compare it to the real deal. also,
>and the whole 60's look thing fat chicks do
dude, the 60's thing is a dead giveaway for fatty status these days. it's 2014.
>big gulps soda cups you get at gas stations.
This is what she looks like with clothes OP?
Jesus christ...never change /fit/.
>I'm not gay but
I got bad news for you, buddy
B& for under age
>best you could find at the time
Where do you think he lives? mordor?
I just realized he's drinking spotted cow. Which is only sold in Wisconsin.
That guy is most likely a wisconsinite.
The only thing I can think about is how fucked up this is.
Imagine if the hamplanet were a male...There's no way he'd be getting laid a lot, let alone with thin relatively more attractive women. This chick trashes her only body and probably fucks regularly, if OP did just like that. What a fucked system honestly.
>No bitter virgin
REQUESTAN DIRTY STORIES.
Dude, do you just record every time you have sex with someone?
I am not OP, I was just another /fit/izen who fucked a fatty ;___;
MOARRRRR GFAT GIRL S PLS
>tfw pencil dick
Why do they even bother with hair and makeup? And is that a wedding ring on her finger...?
I'd rather record everthing than go to jail over rape accusation.
>not watching RedLetterMedia
>not knowing Rich Evans
Red Letter Media is based in Milwaukee I think. Nice detective work
If you want it, gotta put a ring on it I guess.
Invariably, these fatties are always married to some skellington manlet
>MUH HIGH TEST
Just upload the full video OP
im in tears
Wait do what does the new grill look like? How can we judge progress with no after?
Most keks I've ever gotten from a thread on fit.
Too big a video to upload, plus too much work editing my face out. I fucked her for 3 hours.
She then accused me of being gay because I couldn't cum.
pls dont remind me with the face :/
post gif of you fucking her but a shot where she can be seen (shouldn't be too hard since she's huge)
manlets might make it after all
OP-sama, please provide more horrifying pictoral depictions of your whale hunting expeditions
moar moar moar
>accused me of being gay
She tricked you into torturing yourself for 3 hours then insulted you?
>I fucked her for 3 hours.
This is why I love coming here. Thank you, /fit/.
Top thread 2014
if dubz post more
It wasn't good.
>Too big a video
I want to believe this is really OP, but it probably isn't.
BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY HE'S BROKEN IN HALF
MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!
I'm actually crying
How did she not destroy your pelvis
Did he died?
REST IN PIECES
fucking 5 star post nigger
so the hambeast was from 2011?
post some of 2014 then
Post the screen caps pls
TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD
WHAT DO YOU USE TO CAPTURE VIDEO USING UR WEBCAM
ALSO POST VIDS FAGS
OR POST THE AUDIOS IF YOU'RE SCARED
THE BEST THING ABOUT SEX IS HOW IT SOUNDS
This shit is fucking legendary.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Posting in an epic thread.
This is easily the best thread on /fit/ right now.
Thanks OP. You are the reason tumblr persists
i'll tell my grandchildren about this one day
the legend of the highest test alpha male
oh fuck my kidneys hurt from laughing
>there are people out there who think it's better to fuck this rather than a qt trap or twink
that's actually a really good point
no homo, r-right?
Where did this high test alpha came from anyway?
Was the sex good?
Does she have 3 pairs of tits or what
povsting in æpik shred
One guy spends literally all day spamming it on every boards.
I wish I was joking or exaggerating, but no, one guy keeps this garbage alive.
HOW THE FUCK did you get it up and keep it up OP. I have a hard time keeping it hard for beautiful girls, this would be final destination for me
did you have a nice view of her shit covered ass?
Losing my shit over here.
>I have a hard time keeping it hard for beautiful girls
Well I've got some news for you, anon...
We left the bed mid fuck and went into the living room where I fucked her for like 1 and a half hours in a lazy boy chair. The video is 1:16:00 with the part where we left edited out.
>which was like fucking a malnourished boy
waiting for the malnourished boy story
Surely the penalty for recording someone without permission is less than rape? Ah I guess feminists have probably included that in rape too huh
THIS ENTIRE THREAD
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
fucking christ OP...
Jesus fucking christ, why the fuck would you let her ruin all your furniture like that
toasting on a epic bread
having consensual sex is rape if they decide that they don't like you afterwards
this is why fat lazy whales think that they can get a ripped/jacked dude.
You are the problem you fucking faggot I hate you so much.
Did she smell?
Did she spurt out any "real woman" shit?
Did you keep your eyes open?
OP did you eat dat pussy?
CAN SOMEONE DO A BIG PICTURE WITH ALL RELEVANT POSTS OF THIS THREAD IT WILL BE A 10/10 POST FOR FIT HUMOUR THREADS
btw thread of the year
I just want to partake in the most epic thread i've seen on fit in the last 3 years
holy christ OP. you've got some balls
posting in a wew thread
I MUST see this video. Please tell me it has sound
You fucked her once, right? It was one 3 hour journey where you couldn't cum right? PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T FUCK HER MORE THAN ONCE YOU SICK BASTARD
>letting her put her disgusting ass and vagoo (that she hasn't been able to reach and properly wash for, likely, years) all over all your furniture
holy shit those rolls
OP PLS CALL WE'RE WORRED ABT U
>OP is fucking a fucking whale
my fucking sides
>We see here the majestic hippo in its environment, with its kind
this newfag clearly missed the creatinedam
It's a phrase, faglord. "Myspace angle."
Hooooooooly fuck op wtf how did you even get a boner
>people think OP is alpha
>dont realize he's actually a super omega who let a fat disgusting whale walk all over him
>didn't even get to cum
>got called gay
>had disgusting whale sweat all over his house
>to beta to not answer the door
mfw this thread
THIS GUY GETS IT FUCKING HELL
you are the problem OP fucking stop that shit you faggot
do you record these girls without them knowing OP?
no judgement, just curious
What the fuck.
creatinedam pale in comparison to this thread bro
Can tell you're 5'6. It looks like she's taller than you.
>skinny fats with bad tan lines
0/10 would not top
HTAM DETECTED, LOW TEST BETA SHITS BETTER GET OUTTA THE WAY
oh god thank you OP
I recently met a chick on tinder and when she came over she was way fatter than in her pic, but not as fat as your chick. Couldnt fuck her tho, only got head a few times and fingered her. She sucked some really good dick
>she doesn't even hage huge proportionate tits
god damn it OP. You fucking hero
Such is the fate of manlets.
Thank you blessed genetics for making me a 6'9 demigod.
she looks like a walruse
Doesn't matter had s-- Actually NOPE scrap that, wtf were you thinking?
Fucking hell man, get a grip.
thanks for making me feel better about being an underachieving piece of shit loser
what's the routine pls I'm tired of being weak
I can't even op....why would you do this to yourself?
more gifs op
Pls OP enough with the walrus.
Post now some of the other cuties.
/sp/ here. /fit/ I am disappoint
That's a great image
QUICK LOOK IN THE MIRROR
YOU WILL LOOK REALLY HOT AFTER READING THIS THREAD
>you now realize that fucking that fat bitch was just another part of his exercise schedule
>I fucked her for 3 hours.
Whales fuck for three hours. Truth.
HIGH TEST ALPHA MALE ITT
This thread NEEDS to be stickied.
My sides are about to burst out of my cubicle n destroy the building
There are cuties, right, OP?
Holy shit my sides
Ive fucked two girls on tinder, the first was so fat I couldnt get it in doggystyle. She was quite pretty and came though while riding me, the other one had a putrid face but dat ass. Didnt come with either of the girls
<at least OP got laid.
It just keeps getting better
>mfw lurking at work
>coworker walks by
lol turn your trip off cunt. summoning cute tomato
He's a manlet so no
You need to improve the quality of girls you smash bro
>browsing 4chan while at work
the fuck is wrong with you
Who /v/ here
Then what is this >>27413339
and this >>27413604
At least those are average bitches, post them OP.
I actually dated a girl from tinder for 4 months. She was really sweet and gave killer handjobs. Then we broke up and I somehow found that fatty.. god dammit. I have another chick lined up but I'm not sure if I'm up for it. At least she's not fat..
You didn't see the first .gif then
/fit/ is supposedly sfw.
I know it isn't, but Steve sure didn't.
the thing OP fucked
We couldnt see her face at all. She may have been ugly as fuck
>implying youve never done it
thread of the year edition
Fucking thank you for laughing so much. I am in tears right now.
trying to make this thread about you. Get over yourself cunt
That's not the point, shithead. You're at WORK. You're currently getting PAID.
DO SOME GODDAMN WORK.
I actually never have. I have more sense than that.
I'm at work right now on 4chan. I always have the screen at an angle though.
/sp/ here, what the fuck fit
Oi u 1cheeky cunt m8
Please more ebin pics OP
did NOT see that coming!!
Why is there still no cap of this? This thread is almost at 400
>This fucking thread.
No words will ever describe this thread.
I wish it could go on forever.
This shit should replace the sticky as a warning sign of what the high test form lifting will do.
bet you talk with coworkers during breaks, accepts anyone to disturb you while you are busy and never put in unpaid overtime on your own accord
A man needs a break once in a while.
The only thing that could make this thread better is Tony Romo
cap it yourself
OP here. the guy that cried in the shower is another guy, not me. But the fat girl I fucked did try to call me gay because I couldn't cum after fucking her for 3 hours. She said "Ummmm... No offense, are you gay?"
She was just completely oblivious to how bad she looked.
Bonus: I found a scene of the mega gulp thing she brought in. At one time while I was fucking her she screamed for me to stop. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said her body was overheating and she needed to cool down, she had some soda from her mega gulp and then we kept going.
even Satan can't comprehend why you would do such a thing
not sure if troll thread
I FUCKING LOST IT
>"Ummmm... No offense, are you gay?"
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHA das it mane.
I want to see someone try to disturb me while I work. I'm not a patient guy.
SHE ACTUALLY HAD THE MEGA GULP
What the fuck man
please contie OP
Big Gulps eh? Alright!
You're shorter than her
Fucking pathetic manlet
How can you even watch that video without breaking down?
Jesus christ, my sides are in orbit
>goodbye starting strength. hello starting whale
Can somebody make a collage of this thread and save and share it.
I want this shit so fucking bad in the /fit/ hall of fame, but have no time to do this shit, because I'm not a OP fucking hamplanetary orbit inhabitant.
oh my fucking god you weren't kidding
my sides are in orbit
Welcome to /fit/
We have higher standards for our asses than our girls.
No homo though.
Ok OP, now you are inventing stuff.
This out of a porn you idiots
Post the vid on a pornsite and link it to us
not him but all i do is deload trucks on thursdays, put the inventory out, and put boxes in overstock. there's not much to do after.
Keep this video as a reminder of how low you sank. Never let yourself go this low again.
So, who was taping this three hour event.
Is this shit archived yet?
>she's actually drinking a mega gulp
So she stopped, got dressed, and drank soda?
OP you missed your chance to escape while she was distracted
are you blind? he's taller than her dipshit
Jesus fucking Christ. Why did you do it OP? She look so fucking smug and probably won't do anything to change herself now because she knows she can have sex whenever she wants. Disgusting.
he doesn't want his face visible
link? also op why did you blur the genitals?
has anyone archived this?
someone has to make a collage out of this shit im dying right now
MANLET DEFENSE FORCE ACTIVATE
I'm gonna put together a picture once the thread 404's
im sure it has to be. I want someone to make a collage of this shit mane
Someone's gotta put the good fight against lanky retards!
where does it say she got dressed? hambeast probably just reached for the soda trying to burn as few calories as possible
>I couldn't cum after fucking her for 3 hours
That's a classic problem when fucking ugly chicks.
What you need to do is pull out every now and then and jerk yourself off fora few strokes.
It also helps if you close your eyes and imagine your gymbro. n-no homo
I'm laughing my fucking head off here.
This fucking thread.
Posting in a HoF thread
pic very much related
how can I find you
if im unable to find you please post it on every fit humor thread ever made after this!
Fat people, fucking fat people man
>muh natural law-breaking genetiiiiics
She's a cutie but I'm seeing her atm so no pics of her. The fat girl was a one night stand so I don't care about posting her pics. I also found her mugshots when I googled her name. She looks even uglier on those. Not gonna post those though since that falls under personal info.
Or you know...stop fucking uruk hais?
>my face during this entire thread
>he fucked a fat bitch
why didnt you throw her ass out after you saw how fat she was. why. WHY
bro show some material of the nice thin chick and your new sweet gains nohomo
This is why I browse fit
OP confirmed for being Fronk Yong
>Actually has a mega gulp
I'll open a thread
Dude...you can't say that and NOT link/post them. Holy shit, come on.
Also upload the video somewhere and link it.
I don't know about you but I'm pretty sure she has a dress on in this pic and OP is naked.
/r/ing moar pics of qt with her face blurred or something. Gotta get this hambeast out of my head.
posting in an epic thread
why the fuck would anyone want to fuck disgusting fat whores anyway
this thread is glorious
hey there thanks for joining us
/fit/ showing their faggotry again
ill wait for you anon
>this entire thread
Dear god why
I wish I was still on /sp/
Thats from when she arrived
could be a day or two though, I've saved all the pictures posted so far, going out drinking now.
at least he's not gay
so you cheated on someone you're seeing with this fat bitch
what the fuck is wrong with you
Then go back there faggot, and take your shitty tumblr meme with you
You're literally retarded. Read the OP
OH MY GOD
hahahaha op i really really really really like your thread
I would rather try to convince my dick to fuck a good looking dude than try to find the vagina on that monster.
Ill lurk til I see it, be safe
>This entire thread
OP, two dubs and a trips require the vid. OP, your time has come, unlike you in the video.
That's why I keep it, yes.
yeah i'd rather fuck a cute trap than bang this landwhale
YOU ARE THE HERO SOCIETY NEEDS
/mu/ reporting in
toasting on epic bread
I was just thinking the same thing
I rather fuck a cute trap than bang most women cause connecting sexually with a "guy" is much easier
I would rather fuck her than not fuck at all.
>she's a cutie but I'm seeing her atm so no pics of her
are you retarded?
4chans thread of the year
she actually has a cute mischievous face
would fuck and would sniff her feet too
>my body is overheating
this will become a meme
haven't been on /fit/ for months
looks like it's time to come back
No, this is her getting dressed, getting her stuff and getting ready to leave, pretty much the end of the video.
She obviously didn't put her clothes on when she said she was overheating in the middle of me fucking her.
whale lifts for 3 hours
THE REAL BIG GULP
welcome back brother
Hi guys /x/ here, whats goin... HOLY FUCK IS THAT A SHOGGOTH?
for fuck sake /fit/?!
Best posts ITT
Are you serious?
I would absolutely rather jack-off than fuck this beast.
best progress/rating thread ever
thank OP >>27415116
what was it like when she left? Did you want her to leave as quickly as possible yet was stuck in that awkward "I gotta be nice about this" zone?
did you lock the door after she went?
>fucking a landwhale over jacking off
>First pic is 2011, second 2014, yesterday.
>3 years apart
that's gross dude
MORE PICS & GIFS
Did she call you back OP
Jacking off gets old after a while.
OP make a new thread
this is autosaging
>mfw almost eveery board on 4chan is currently represented in this thread
Thanks OP, you brought us all together because of your whalehunting adventures. You should livestream the video for our entertainment too
Low test faggets.
Just please tell me you didn't perform cunnilingus OP.
There is always more porn, anon.
I honestly would not be able to get hard if that naked body was on the bed next to me. Just imagine the smell. Seeing the fat spilling all over your sheets.
I'm gonna need a gif of the landwhale getting speared.
I'm disgusted but interested in what the banging would actually look like.
This thread is /fit/ summed up.
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
Nigga pussy is pussy.
4chan summed up
She's a big girl
This. I want to see her jiggle like a bowl of jello on top of the washer during a spin cycle
not big enough for him apparently
No it isn't.
How fucking low are your standards
please more photos
Just no. This is NOT pussy. It will probably be hosting a fungus.
>There are people in this thread that think banging a whale is worse than having a thing for traps
>There are people in this thread that like traps but still think they're straight
Stop the world, I wanna get off
Was taking a big gulp break part of her plan?
TELL ME ABOUT HAM, WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE FAT?
First bane reference
OP has baffled you niggers with his adventures so hard it took this long to make the big grill joke.
Nice trips btw
SHE DIDN'T COOL SO GOOD
She is probably cleaner than your 9/10s.
I hope this thread is definite proof that "high test girls" threads are just trolls and from now on are banned from /fit/
This motherfucking thread
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
WE'RE ALL ROBOTS
4CHAN HAS MADE US ONE
I THINK WE WERE JUST DUMBFOUNDED BY IT ALL
Nah, I'm done. My current cutie (right side of the first post) is gonna come over and we're gonna bake a pie for her sister that's coming in to visit.
get a fleshlight
> LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE >>27415276
so your telling me you'd rather try fucking a 400lb pile of cottage cheese that probably smells horrible and has a horrible personality over this beauty?
your fucking gay dude. Traps>fat chicks
Do you realize that if you upload that video you'll be the king of /fit/?
What's your ethnicity?
Can we fucking sticky this?.
But fat girls have rolls that can be used as pussies.
>implying she can even see beneath her second chin to wash anything
You are the reason why fat chicks think they are entitled to ripped guys
backstory on pic ?_?
3D is truly PD.
Holyfuck this is me
tell her I said hi.
also, if she's up for it, show her this thread.
would she be able to handle seeing you bang some other chick even though it already happened?
You guys make sick
OP post vid
make one gif of jiggling jello.
We will love you eternally
hm, I never thought about it tht way....
summer as fuck
GIF OF WHALE BLUBBER
I NEED IT
You the smell of her sweet stuck between her rolls gets me hard.
give it to me ?
Pick one, homo
Why don't you figure it out for yourself faggot, that's what he's trying to say.
thats not trap
To be fair, if I had to choose between fucking a trap and OP's hamplanet, I'd chose the trap.
Of course, provided I absolutely have to chose. I would prefer fucking neither.
traps are fucking gay dude. Only woman and shemales are for straight men.
Will OP deliver gif?
use her sweat or add lube and fuck the shit off her rolls.
I was totally expecting you to have shopped op's pic into that gif
Has anyone screencapped the thread yet?
>600 replies in 2 hours
alright Paul Watson, tell me how the next episode of Whale Wars goes.
pic related, another trap.
>fat hate threads everywhere
>absolutely fixated and obsessed with fucking fatties
That's it folks, gotta go. Nothing personnel, kids!
I would rather fuck a 72 year old's crusty cunt than either one
At least she can bake me a nice pie after
Wow she is hot. Sauce?
how long have you been here? its confirmed she has a dick.
>she has a dick
>that hair whip at the beginning
Was she trying to be "sexy"?
OP how can you look back at this and admit you did it?
How can you save these videos?
I feel sick.
autoarchives every time retard redditor
i like how your hand is cautiously hovering just over the surface
torrent of reactions incoming
Is this for real ??
thanks for contributing i guess
In all seriousness, she probably thinks she is.
>come home from work
>see this thread
Oh my fuckin god, op.
You might be fuckin disgusting, but you're doing god's work. My sides are no longer existant.
Mommy... what is that bear doing to that man?
I'll keep you informed Elton John
You look like a short latino, didn't you have problems penetrating all that fat with your little dick?
oh jesus that would be amazing. idk how to do that
IS THIS OC CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM ??
After going through that you even got called gay. Ouch
This is the first time I'm on /fit/ ever. Is this what you guys are all about?
Man vs Wild
Was this you loosing your virginity?
>considering all of this as making it in life
this is the zenith of fit, but its only just been reached today
So close to last image.
Could have been such a perfect summation of the thread.
wait. someone gay did not get his partner ass so he did instead choose a whale to fuck?
/Thread ending music:
shit op why the fuck did you keep on going for 3 hours?
this is bait
Holy Jesus fuck.
I think this is better
>tfw /fit/ doesn't have flags
>5'6 swole manlet
>fuck a landplanet
/fit/ is always right
THIS FUCKING THREAD
They just don't learn.
oh my good god
the worst was saved until last
No saturation of proxy faggots pretending to be from other countries
Best thread in years...
DEATH BY SNU-SNU
Oh my fucking god
I can't even begin to handle this shit
if dubs,this is le best thread in le /fit/
all in one place for your fapping pleasure
archived, good shit op
That's it. I'm done with everyhting. Goodbye /fit/, I'm ascending.
The horror just doesn't stop!
Someone better screencap this shit, it's like the ultimate comeback to the "high-test male" meme.
You utter pig of a man.
adding to reply count.
omar fugging gawd
SHE'S CHEER CAPTAIN AND I'M ON THE BLEACHERS
Seems like a top night out lol. Where did you manage to pull such a high class bird....
>this entire thread
Lacking the last .gif
Lacking the last .gif
Hella f*cking epic