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So for some weird reason my male chihuahua, the black one, constantly has an erection and keeps spazzing out. The out female chihuahua, the tan one, hears him spazzing out and responds by biting on his penis. How does one curb this sort of behavior?
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>>2332870
Start by not owning retarded rat dogs
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>>2332872
Noted. But since I'm stuck with them, I do need some advice with this penis biting that's occurring in my basement.
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>>2332870
Please let this thread be as amazing as the last thread to feature a tan and black chihuahua
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It's unsettling to witness. Especially since the black one seems to be enjoying it.
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She spends her whole day just staring at his penis.
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Meanwhile he just screams like a banshee whenever he gets an erection. He only stops screaming when she comes over and bites it.
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You have some pretty kinky Chihuahuas
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Oh god please not another thread of insane chihuahuas. Why is this a thing? Those clearly aren't the same dogs as the last guy but the pictures are similar and the dogs are even the same colors. How is this possible?
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So she'll just waddle over (she's fat for a chihuahua) and proceed to bite on his penis. Now his penis barely retracts any more, which can't be a good thing.
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>>2332888
http://www.petmd.com/blogs/thedailyvet/pmahaney/2013/june/paraphimosis-pet-emergency-or-owner-embrassment-30463
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>>2332890
Three things:

1) no vet is open right now

2) I'm not putting lubricant on my chihuahuas penis as that article recommended

3) the black one seems to be getting off on it.
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>>2332892
That's the face of satisfaction.
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>>2332893
Pretty much. Then he will usually flop over on his back and spasm for a bit after the penis biting session is over.
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What the fuck is wrong with chihuahuas
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>>2332899
Quite a bit. Especially since the female one has cancer(its bad, on her belly) and the male one just doesn't give a fuck about it and still keeps demanding she bite his small pink penis.
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Even if she's sleeping he'll wake her up by biting her in order to get his penis chewed on again.
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Clearly he doesn't give a shit about her cancer. He just wants his balls bitten. Constantly.
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I'm so glad my tan and black chihuahuas will never be like the ones that seem to frequent /an/
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>>2332928
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I'm so glad I have a single golden retriever.
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Op make a video
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>>2332887
OP said they live in the basement too. What the fuck, chihuahua owners?
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Jesus now the tan one has finally snapped. She's just angrily menacing the black one now. Does having cancer make chihuahuas furious and aggressive?
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>>2332967
Being chihuahuas make chihuahuas furious and aggressive.
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>>2332958
Yes they stay in the basement mostly due to their embarrassing menacing behavior like this they need to stay there.
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Now she's like "I said stay down, bitch" to the black one.
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She's definitely snapped at this point. I think her awareness of having cancer makes her want to lash out.
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Crap now she's thinks she has a penis of her own and is trying to furiously mount him
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It's like a full on hate fucking
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Now she's just flopping about on the floor. Apparently her cancerous hatefucking consumes a lot of energy.
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He keeps on presenting his penis to her for biting but she seems to be lost in whatever goes on inside her mind.
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Is he neutered?
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Posting in Epic thread
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>>2332990
Yes he is. It still doesn't stop him from demanding the tan one bite his chihuahua dong all the time
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My fucking sides.


Yep there is something horribly wrong with the breed.
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I think i've sussed out the problem Anon.

Your dogs are fucking insane.
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That cancerous female is bullying the black doggo, who unfortunately is into humilliation.
Take them to the closest church you have.
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My guess is having his dick chewed on distracts him from the pain of the paraphimosis. Either that or there is no explanation and chihuahuas just need to be exterminated.
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So the tan one hasn't moved for about two hours now. She's breathing but lies perfectly still. Meanwhile the tan one is getting pissed that nobody is biting on his penis. So now he's nipping at her. Can dog cancer be transmitted via biting or saliva? I'm concerned that he's been nipping at her tumors.
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He keeps on sitting on her face in hopes that she will bite his penis again. Yet she remains completely motionless, which is uncharacteristic behavior from her.
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>>2333079

Why don't you save her from this.
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>>2333083
No shit.
Put down the phone, stop posting on 4chan, use a little common sense, and separate your stupid fucking dogs.
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>>2333083
Fortunately she did this weird spasming thing and he finally gave up and just sulked off... looks like things are finally calming down.
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>>2333083
Also she's not totally blameless in all this. After all she's the one who's been happily biting on Harlem's penis this whole time. Now suddenly she no longer has a taste for it? That's suspiciously weird.
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>/an/ - Sexually Deviant Dogs' Diary
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Thank God my rat dog doesn't have autism.
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>>2333104
Harlem is only 3 so he's going to be around a while more. The female is 12 and has pretty severe cancer so the vet told us she could drop dead any day now. But yeah, at some point we will probably get calmer dogs once all this craziness passes. I just don't know if Harlem will be accepting of a new dog in the house if they refuse to bite his penis like he's accustomed to.
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Are chihuahuas able to bite their own penises? Maybe he would do it if he could.
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I am growing increasingly concerned about the welfare of Harlem's phallus It does appear to be rather red and enflamed due to all the phallic biting he's been demanding. This is problematic since a good friend had mentioned paying for Harlem's services as a "stud dog." I'll try to get some clearer pictures of his phallus and report back shortly.
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Cut his dick off
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>>2333131
You said he was neutered.>>2333132
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>>2333133
Yeah he is. But he can still be a stud dog I believe. That's my my friend informed me and he's been breeding chihuahuas for a while now.
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>>2333137
Do you...know what testicles do?
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>>2333138
Yes, for humans they serve as sperm repositories. As I understand it, for dogs, the scrotum serves as a gall bladder, hence the need to remove them at the vet. Anyway, I was able to safely get a better picture of Harlem's phallus and the good news is that it appears to have finally retracted.
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>>2332870
"Take responsibility, desu."
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Are we sure these aren't the same dogs from the last thread? I only saw the thumbnails so I can't confirm they're the same dogs but OP talks the same way and posts just as many photos.
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Abort all chihuahuas. They are a genetic dead end and shouldn't be forced to suffer existence.
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>>2333160
They're dofferent. These two are fatter and the black one has a different fur pattern.

Now, only God fucking knows if it's the same guy and how many insane chihuahuas he has.
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>>2333097
>fortunately she had an epileptic fit of cancer
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>>2333144
you know neutering them is specifically to stop them from breeding right?
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>dog has cancer
>remains still for hours
>spasms 'weirdly
Gee, i wonder if something is wrong here
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>>2333211
There's nothing to be done as per the vet. All we can do it wait for nature to claim her. She's going out the way she wants to.
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>>2333101

If I had no hands and someone shoved shit in my face, then I would bite too.
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>>2333202
I bet my life on that it's the same guy. Where the fuck is he getting all these chihuahuas? OP send them back to your shitty parents.
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>>2333228
Yes I'm the same guy as the previous thread. See, after the last debacle, I wanted a mulligan. I still wonder how those dogs are. I felt I failed them somehow. So after discussing it with my therapist, I decided that I should seek to right a wrong and dedicate myself to helping chihuahuas. I started by reading all about them. Did you know that chihuahuas were once considered a delicacy to eat by the Mexican royalty? Did you know that chihuahuas are the #2 most common breed in shelters, second only to pit bulls?

I decided I needed to test my meddle with this napoleonic breed so three weeks ago I went to a shelter and asked to see their two neediest chihuahuas. The lady at the shelter told me she had a 12 year old dying of cancer and a small black one with a genital mutilation fetish. I provide details references and the necessary fee and took them home.

So far it's been a challenge but I think I'm doing well a things considered.

I promise you this, I will keep you all posted as my odyssey unravels.
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>>2333260
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bump
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>>2333260
Did you need to see a therapist as a result of witnessing chihuahua rape and excessive shitting? Or something else?
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>>2333295
Yeah Id been seeing a shrink on and off for a while but i stepped up my therapy after the incident with Bruce and Coltrane.
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>>2333297

TOP KEK
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>>2333297
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Does anybody have an archive of the last insane chihuahua thread? I tried checking before but the shit wasn't working
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Meanwhile, back in the basement, it appears that the routine phallus gnashing has restarted.
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He really is quite demanding
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I've tried a few times to break it up but oddly enough the female gets pissed when I try to intervene. It's not like I'm interested in replacing her role...
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When he's not harassing the tan one, the little black one mostly spends his time in a corner staring into nothingness. I wonder what goes through this creatures mind?
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He doesn't seem mentally well.
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Whatever they seem content enough and they've eaten and used the bathroom so I think we're doing OK all things considered.
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I mean, once you get acclimated to the baseline perversity that appears to be commonplace in the chihuahua breed, they are definitely interesting little dogs.
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Goodnight you strange little dogs, goodnight.
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>>2333076
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I'd be worried about the black dog's penis. I hope you are going to see a vet about it he is definitely not healthy.

It would make sense that his penis itches and burns.
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OP your dogs are complete fucking psychos and you're in a really shitty situation but goddamn these bastards make for good reaction images
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Have you considered that your dogs are acting erratically because they're in pain and need medical treatment? The tan one is dying of cancer and the black one probably has phimosis. I'm glad you're enjoying sitting with your phone taking pictures of your dogs suffering to post on 4chan for laughs, but I think you're probably a really shitty owner if that's the best care you can provide your dogs.
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>>2333327
I saved this from the thread
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What the fuck
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>>2333623
Please post 22 and 35
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BITE MY DICK BITCH
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This morning the female looks like she's decided she wants off this crazy train. She's just screeching a lot and looks like she wants out.
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Meanwhile the male is like "this penis isn't going to bite itself"
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>>2333327
http://yuki.la/an/2306560
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Here is a zip with the entire thread screencapped and every image. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B2skgbNzwCrhWXhfdnBKbHJCY3M/view?usp=sharing
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>>2333327
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fucking kek
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>>2333537
Look I don't need your judgment here. These two dogs aren't in physical pain from what I can tell. Their wounds seems to be of the emotional variety. Cancer isn't an easy thing to come to grips with and who knows how the female one is coping with it. Could that be why she is into the penis biting? Could she perhaps believe that similar to when she was nursing as a puppy, that restorative properties are contained within Harlem's phallus?
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>>2333333
nice digits
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>>2333337
YAMERO
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>>2333701

Do you just go blind when people tell you specifically what could be happening to the black one? Or do you like watching? Or are you underage and can't get mom and daD to take the dog to the vet?
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>>2333689
This is horrifying (funny too, but mostly horrifying).
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>>2332875
First thing I thought of kek
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>>2333719
Yeah I'm taking the black one in to the vet shortly. His eyes are all weird now too for some reason. Time to seek professional attention.
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>>2333761
>Time to seek professional attention.
It's long past time, anon.
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>>2333701
> Penis is red
> Black one demands biting of the penis instead of humping the other dog, clearly it's itching
> "These two dogs aren't in physical pain from what I can tell."

Stop making stupid excuses to continue watching him suffer, you know just as well as everyone else what's happening to him but you want more of those sweet captures to gain attention so that you'll be distracted from the urge to end yourself
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>>2333079
BLACKED
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>>2332875
>>2332875
Chihuahua problems 2.0
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Got the two of them in the dog carrier and were off to the vet. I hear a low growling emanating from the carrier. I unzip it and peek in. Turns out that Harlem does not like this carrier much...
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OP, why did you get these dogs/why did you agree to dog sit them?
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>>2333824
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Yeah he's not happy with being in this carrier case.
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The anger...
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His hatred is staggering
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>>2333839
post a webm. I want to see them in action.
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He seethes with rage
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The self hatred is real
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Why the fuck didn't you get a different breed after you saw what happened last time.
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>>2333855
webm.

now.
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OP, I really don't understand how you get these pictures. I refuse to believe you are this lucky, and randomly get these shots. You have some natural talent for taking pictures that show the insanity of these dogs.
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>>2333875
I usually shoot in burst mode so there's usually a winner in the batch. The results would be far better on my DLSR but I'm too lasy to dig it out.
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>>2332875
>>2332887
What are you guys talking about, please tell me this sounds interdasting
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>>2332951
looool please this is too good
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Please put me in the screencap
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>>2333869
How do I do that on an iPhone?
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>>2333333
Why is no one checking dem
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>>2333911
google mp4 to webm

This might work
http://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
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>>2333920
or post youtube links
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>>2333907
>>2333697
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>>2333949
>topical
>penis

Have fun OP
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>>2333949
This wouldn't happen if people would just circumcise their dogs the way YHVH intended
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>>2332968

This tbqh famalamadingdong
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>>2333076

The new face of /an/
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>>2333101
>Harlem's

I found the problem.
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>>2333144
> for dogs, the scrotum serves as a gall bladder, hence the need to remove them at the vet.
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>>2333260

This can't be real.
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>>2333949
>>2333701

>dude my dogs are fine they're just being funny they arent in pain or anything lolxd!!1

>so i need to apply this topical medication or else my dog will need surgery

You really are 12 years old, aren't you.
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>>2332870
>buys rats
>expects anything but problems
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>>2332887
>Why is this a thing?
It's breed created by Mexicans. nuff said
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>>2334142
Please, actual rats would be better than these
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>>2334124
It's real. ...all of it.
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>>2334139
it is pretty strange that the shelter didn't treat the dog

They already knew something was wrong with his penis according to op.
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>>2333697
Oh dear lord. I'm 10 posts on and I'm laughing harder than I have in years. Why does not sleeping make everything more funny?
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The good news: I was able to get the tropical cream applied on Harlem.

The bad news: the little guy wasn't happy about it and bit the hell out of my hand.
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Little guy will not come out of his hiding spot now when I call him for his ointment application.
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>>2334400

Try biting his peen?
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MY FUCKING SIDES
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Wait, are these Coltrane and Bruce? I thought they were taken by an animal rescue? Did your parents get other shitty dogs OP?
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>>2334417
No these are two new chihuahuas. I explained the circumstances in a previous post, but the short version is that after the last experience with Bruce and Coltrane I became fascinated with the breed of chihuahua and wanted to try again to properly care for these curious little dogs.
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>>2334425
And so after your car getting nearly ruined by dog semen you decided to get a pair with cancer and dick problems.
Yeah, right.
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>>2334334

There was no shelter, that was a bad joke by OP and clearly not true. This obviously isn't the same guy.
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>>2334465
if you look at the way the photos are taken and the way OP writes, it is pretty obvious they are the same person. But why OP has chosen once again to care for this disgusting breed is beyond me.
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OP and his Chihuahuas clearly need to see a priest for and exorcism.
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>>2334467

It's a poor emulation of the writing style and it wouldn't be difficult to take similar pictures. But not only is the story about seeing a therapist and adopting two sick dogs of the same type from the shelter for some sort of mental rehabilitation completely stupid and something only a child would believe, the behaviors are completely different. The original OP actually cared about the state of the animals and found the situation they were in completely unacceptable, going so far as to make his parents come home from their vacation so they could take their dogs back as he wouldn't be responsible for them. This OP on the other hand literally laughed at the suggestion that there was something wrong with the dogs or that they were in physical pain when they clearly were, and resisted the notion that they needed help until he (or his parents) decided to take them to the vet who told them what would be obvious to any other mature adult. The original OP also had a wife who hated his parents' insane dogs, and would never let him adopt more for some bizarre reason.
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These threads are dildos
>attention whore OP spends more time and effort posting these fucked up rat dogs than separating them and getting them proper care
>encouraging faggot OP for le epic reaction images
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>>2334467
>and the way OP writes
It's different from the other thread though.
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This is definitely samefag. I can tell from some of the words and seeing quite a few OPs in my time.
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>>2334476
>i hate fun
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Well the good news of the day is that Harlem's phallus has retracted and looks better. Bad news is that the female still wants to sink her teeth into him, so methinks I'll need to split them up now.
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>>2334524
you really should not get another dog when the tan one dies. You have shit luck with pairs of dogs OP.
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>>2334474
>Implying OP doesn't just make up these backstories while taking funny pictures of dogs
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hey Chihuahua..bite my yeener weiner!
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>>2332870
Chihuahua are a degenerate breed that causes massive pain and health complications to the animal.
People who breed or own Chihuahuas should be sent to work camps to be worked to death and the money should be used to help the poor animals.
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>>2334910
why do u have yeener weiner saved on ur computer tho
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>>2333681
this should be a banner
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>>2335354

So he can yiff in Hell.
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>>2335621
Jesus Christ!
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>>2335621
Op ffs take the carcass of your other yapper away from the other dog WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN
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>see dog chewing on face of dead dog
>better take pics and post about it on 4chinz
Fuck you OP. You and your threads suck, maybe instead of attention whoring you should spend more time learning how to properly care for your animals.
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Why the fuck didn't you take them TO a good veterinary instead of making your house a fucking movies scene?
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>>2335641
For the same reason OP decided to grab a camera and make "le epic posts", instead of separating the rat dog chewing on a dead fucking animal.
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>>2335641
I did bring the female to a vet shout a week ago. He advised that due to the size of the cancer there' was nothing to be done.
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>>2335625
>>2335627
>>2335621
This is a pretty common thing to occur.
Sometimes dogs chew off the face of passed out people in panic of trying to wake them up.
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At least the tan dog died in a home, instead of a shelter.
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>>2335656
At least the tan one died, instead of having to endure OP's shitposting like the black one
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>this entire thread
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This must honestly be the worst case of animal abuse to be posted on an where the OP is proudly doing the wrong.

I mean, i get that you're doing some to help, but you value the quality of the reaction images and the thread over the value of the dogs' feelings and well being.

Can't decide if i like this or not. I laugh but i also die inside
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>>2335625
>obvious photoshop around the mouth
>>2335627
>no woulds on tan dog
>infact, do still looks alive

>so many fucking replies

I can't.

I've had enough for one day.
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>>2335852
I'm sorry, but what the hell are you talking about? These two dogs have been well fed and cared for. Especially the tan one who got love and attention during her final days.
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>>2334326
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>>2335860

>oh jeez, people arent enjoying my shitty thread anymore, better start trolling so they keep responding!

nice effort but isnt there something more productive you could be doing?
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>>2335354
for situations just like these!
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This thread suddenly got more disturbing than the first one
And that's saying something, because the first one had angry rape-shitting
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>>2336160
They are probably both fake.
OP has pretty much established that they are a tremendous faggot.
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If these 4 chihuahas were children I would have reported op of sexual abuse, lol. They show all signs children being molested would.

Also op please give that poor girl a proper funeral.
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My God this is the best thread I've ever seen
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>>2333333
checked
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We buried her a few days ago under a nice shady tree. I'll miss her since she was much more mellow than the black one. But now at least I can focus on curbing the black ones bad behavior.
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>>2333297
Jesus Christ I never come on /an/ but this fucking thread is out of control
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Put me in le reddit screencap!
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>>2333702
>>2333913
>>2336656
I think
>>>/b/
Would be more your speed.
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>Not a single person has asked for a timestamp
At least to know if the tan one is actually dead
I really like the black dog
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>>2336811
>digits are only celebrated on /b/
Lurkmoar faggot
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>>2334402
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>>2336868
>implying /an/ isn't going at a one post per hour rate and that digits matter.
Lurk more fucktard
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Sadly, the passing of his beloved has left the small black one in somewhat of a fugue state. He sulks a lot more now and clearly misses his companion.
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>>2336969

I hope this ratdog dies soon too, at least it'll be released from its suffering.
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His heart filled with sorrow, he forlornly stares at the wall.
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Amidst all the heartbreak, the only thing that remains constant is his erection.
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>>2336976
Relatable
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>>2333203
10/10 still laughing
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>>2336935
Eat shit newfag, it's called board culture and its shared on all boards
>pic very related
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>>2337034
Well have fun being the only person autistically screeching "NICE DIDGOTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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>>2337098
This is fucking cruelty you realize your dog probably has an extreme UTI or blockage and will die of extreme genital infection right? Disgusting you advertise your animals suffering like this. Kys
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>>2332881
Good grief thats alot of penis out of the sheath
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>>2333222
>>2333333
absolutely checkarinoed my famborghinis
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>>2337038
>defecating on the carpet
It begins...
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This thread broke me
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>>2337214
>>2337216
he looks so fucking sad
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>>2332870
Why do you own this type of rats
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>>2336770
>tragedy struck during the night
>we buried her a few days ago
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>>2336935
exactly. gets happen way less often on slow boards and therefore need to be appreciated more. lurk moar
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>>2332870
Chihuahuas are pussies.
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I always wanted to witness the birth of a meme
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>>2335632
This is good education. Toasting in ebin bread.
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>>2332870
Put some hot sauce on the dog penis.
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>>2337251
at least 2 days passed between the annoucement and that post
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Bump for dog penis
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Goddamn what a fucking story. The tan one dying and Harlem getting broken hearted really upset me but holy shit was it entertaining.

Just give Harlem love and attention and he'll come around. And maybe consider fish for your next pet.
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/o/ here
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dogs are fucking retarded
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Damn it man.
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wait
what just happened
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>>2338439
Corvette/GTR shitposting wasn't enough for you?
Welcome to /an/.
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>>2333076
>can cancer be transmitted via biting or saliva
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>>2338582
tasmanian devils transmit cancer via bite
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>>2338589
Dogs do have a contagious sexually transmitted cancer.
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>>2338582
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clonally_transmissible_cancer
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Someone post the original in another format, because I can't access the previous link.
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hmmm
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>>2338638
Did my drive link break? Here is the same file through MediaFire http://download1832.mediafire.com/75ywctwbrgzg/mq5imk4ln3j5fqz/Chihuahua_problems.zip
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>>2338960
Poor Harlem refused to even acknowledge her tumor. As if he knew it harkened the end of his special penis biting privledges.
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>>2338963
Jesus it was a nasty tumor. I'm really nervous she transmitted it to Harlem or even me. Should I dig her up and have a biopsy done on the tumor?
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>>2338964
dig her up and take pictures
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>>2338964
You probably can't catch dog cancer, but sure OP. exhume your dead chihuahua. You've come this far haven't you? You want to win at /an/ don't you?
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>>2338964
No offence but biopsies are done on living creatures, OP. But yeah, I'm morbidly curious so pls dig her up, send it in, and tell us results.
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>>2338964
Yes, but do it late at night during a thunderstorm. Seems fitting.
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>>2338980
yeah and get a webm this time.
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>>2338970
Alright I guess I'll dig her up tomorrow when there's enough light out to accomplish the task. It's probably going to smell a lot isn't it? Well I guess the good news is that little Harlem will be happy to see her again.
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>>2338988
lord.
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>>2338988
hold your nose, you'll be fine.
And yeah, let the other one play around with the body, it'll be fine.

fine.
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>>2335878
This
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>>2338988
God dammit OP just let the thing find some rest. It deserves the gift of death after spending its entire life as a fucking chihuahua
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>>2339033
>spending its entire life as a fucking chihuahua
that's why it needs to be dug up and have its body torn apart.

lop its head off with the shovel and tape the worms burrowing around in there.
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>>2339035
Too far dude.
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>>2337098
You know what you need to do anon. He'll only be able to move on if somebody else can satisfy his penis-biting needs...
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Now I'm worried a chihuahua's gonna leap in through my window and bite my dick.
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beaner dogs have brains too big for their skulls, it probably has a nuerological problem and as a result gets its benis bited by other beaner weiner
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You majestic bastard of a thread, don't you 404 on me
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>>2339980
fucking op just got an other 2 chihuahuas
i dred to think what he did to this black one
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>>2339988
This is the third thread, started in three weeks, with a total of six different dogs.
Every thread is the same, OP attention whoring and dumb fuckers feeding OP cuz "le epic reaction images".
It's bait idiots, stop replying.
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>>2339992
this is not bait, this is probably a case of animal abuse by a mentaly ill person
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>>2339995
6 different dogs?
3 different threads?
Have you read any of the previous threads?
How can you deny what is obviously a troll fishing for reactions, on a board notorious for being piss easy to troll?
I'm not arguing against OPs mental states, you have to be a little daft to continue making these shit threads. I'm saying they are doing it for attention.
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>>2332888
He may have a kidney stone stuck in his balcum. Her biting may be the only thing that stops the pain.
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>>2332881
Holy shit, since when the fuck do dogs have such big dicks.
Must admit, never seen a dog dick before, that's fucking crazy.
>>2332883
>>2332888
Fucking hell, I've had some fucked up animals in my time, but this is mad.
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>>2340004
Dogs have huge dicks, that isn't even big for his size.
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>>2339997

Abusing six dogs so you can get attention on 4chins is just as deplorable (and probably insane) as abusing a number of dogs for any other reason, lazyness or just stupidity. That said, the best we can hope for is that people eventually learn to ignore his shit threads so he stops getting more and more dogs to fuck up just to trelle us.
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>>2340008
How dare you lobby such an accusation. True abuse is denying a poor creature love care shelter and attention that is not what is happening here there is an effort underway to understand how Chihuahuas think and act and give them proper care and attention.
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>>2340004
Dogs have big dicks depending on breeds, That's why they always use dogs for beastiality vids
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>>2340017
Then fucking explain what happened to the black chihuaha with the penis problem.
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>>2340019
Now the curtain must be drawn back. None of these things have happened in real time but you have all witnessed his old pictures from Chihuahua was that we used to own over the years. The true experiment has been upon you 4chan. It is important to understand how people will react to the site of a Chihuahua and it's natural habitat. I feel that my work with you all as advanced research quite a bit over the past several weeks.
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I have deeply enjoyed your Memes and our time together. Rest of sure that all these dogs have lived fine productive and happy lives and what you have seen is what I wanted you to see in order for the work of a troll to continue. Thank you all friends.
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>>2340021
Don't try to sound grandiose when you can't even spell "sight".
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>>2340021
I have no idea what you do or did to all these poor dogs but fuck you, I hope you get your ass handled to you for animal abuse and bestiality.
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>>2340024
My apologies speech to text translation isn't the greatest. But yes I have played you wall like a herb from hell
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>>2340028
Nah, you're just a cunt, fishing for (You) 's.
Don't try to make your bullshit threads in to something they are not. Myself and other anons have been calling you out since the first thread faggot.
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>>2333697
Hope this is worth downloading to my phone.
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>>2340021
the real experiement was that a shit owner can turn 6 unrelated little dogs into equaly nervous, damaged, unhappy messes
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>>2333297
LMAO
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>>2339992
Wait there are 3? I am only aware of two
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>>2340573
Either:

A. He is referring to the old chihuahua thread with the poop raping and is lying/misremembering when that occured

B.He is lying about/ misremembering a thread that never happened.
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>>2340573
>>2340576
>>2339713
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>>2340586
Oh god not again
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>>2334157
>>>/pol/
back to containment
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>>2333761
Are you hurting these dogs
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darn it I've been bamboozled again
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>See this thread at its birth but think nothing of it
>Come back a month later and its still up
>See all of this
I know this is a slow board and all but what the hell
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>>2333101
Is that her tongue or thats his bitten off penis?
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>>2340744
>a month
>hasn't even two weeks
Anon...
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>>2340755
>Hasn't even been two weeks
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More Harlem? Pls OP.
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>>2340688
>replying to my 10 day old post just so you can mention LE /POL/ BOOGEYMAN
Hello, reddit.
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toasting
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>>2333260
>I wanted a mulligan
Nothing can describe the pleasure I got from that entire post.
That one was marinaded in sarcasm.
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>>2332936
story on image?
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>>2342615
strap in, anon
>yuki.la/an/2306560
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It's Shitty Chihuahuas: The Next Generation, holy shit
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>>2342819
>yuki.la/an/2306560

thanks m/an/!!




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