Go to https://www.2chan.net/ and bring something back
Imagine the smell.
pray for them
i'd really like to learn jap
>if face I win
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS
>>194769389>Kimi no Nawa
>Asheladd should be killed in a miserable situation. No more.Heh, plebs.
>>194769575based on what?
>>194769314Baby metal tour
>>194769715I would watch it
They shitpost harder than /v/
>>194769973sorry i can't read atomicrunes
>>194768237>>194769484It's like looking in a mirror
>>194769973Neat Ultraseven ref
>>194770023It just says 7
>>194769715>Reddit tier meme
Bring some ryona
>>194769715You're awful, Kazuma.
>>194770043Why don't we have smart memes like this?
>>194769715Made me smile for half a second
>>194770318But we do
>can't english translate the pages>the threads can't be linked since it stays on the 2chan urlThese fuckers sure are petty huh
>>194770128Are you sure? I think I saw a 3 somewhere
>smoking in 2019
>>194770541The lighters look like they have faces
>two different threads asking if Jesus was whiteWhat's going on here
>>194768237I got bird flu.
>>194770567Well, was he?
>>194769973SEVEN, SEVEN SEVEN, SEVENSEVENSEVENSEVENSEVENSEVENSEVEN
can anyone explain this recurring image
>>194770592No, he was jewish
>they can post pornI-im not jealous
>>194770773More importantly they can post loli porn
>>194768237kek, just like here
>>194770592>>194770756Jews/israelties back then were white.Edomites are the long nosed kikes we know today and they call themselves jews, they are the ones that went into judea and took it over.>those who call themsleves jews but are of the synagogue of satan
>>194770744That's from しょくぶつ(Shokubutsu - vegetables)>Agriculture has many scientific parts>A thermal photo of a cactus on a very hot day of the year.>Ordinary plants are fighting heat from leaves with heat of vaporization (top)<On the other hand, cactus has nothing to do (bottom)>This is a story about heat, but don't absorb even electromagnetic waves>I think it reflects more than other plants.>If you go inside the cactus, it may prevent electromagnetic waves.>Will electromagnetic waves increase rather if placed next to it?
>>194770874So can you, on /b/. Even though it's illegal under US Code 1466.
>>194770747That's fine, I thought I would tell you.
>>194770931>Even though it's illegal under US Code 1466.Why haven't all the hentai sites been busted?
>>194770899Except a thread like that, even using a sfw pic, would get deleted pretty fast here since all our mods and jannnies are certified gays.
>>194770929>>If you go inside the cactus, it may prevent electromagnetic waves.ah, I think I see what they're going with here.I assumed it was loss though.
>>194770965US are niggers, fuck you glownigggers
>>194770931It's not in many states though.Regardless, it's tyranny and people should ignore it.
>>194771202What part of the last panel looks like loss to you?
I found this>>194769787
>>194771287I don't know.
>>194771236>glownigggersWhat's this new meme about?
>>194770874>>1947709312chan also has junior idol threads. I don't think that would even be allowed on /b/.
>>194769715How would he fare in the Konosuba world?
2 > 4
>>194770931fuck off moralfag
>>194771287Look you post an image divided into fourths anons are going to think it's lossIt's a reflex
>>194769715I don't get it
>>194771362Don't go to /g/. It is a foul place of glowing ghouls.
>>194771459he got isekai'd
>taking content from other boardsthis board is dead
>>194771362they are accusing posters of being alphabet agency disinfo shills
>>194770874You will hang soon, paedo.
>>194771698>Hanging for having thoughtsWho'd want to live in such a hellish world?
>>194771728You can have any thoughts you like as long as they aren't wrong.
>>194771698can your filthy normalfag ass fuck off back to where it came from?
>>194771842All my thoughts are correct though.Your thoughts are wrong, hence why you have shit taste.
>>194771881If they were correct they would not be against the laws, try again.
>look around for 5 minutes>find straight up CP through a linkWell, that's enough 2chan for today!
>>194771951based tab poster
>>194771596I wish they'd at least try to not be such blatant outsiders.
>>194771949>not telling us where it isDevilish
>>194772046And have you fags report my new source? Hell no.
>>194771930>If they were correct they would not be against the laws, try again.Actually, if the laws were correct they would never exist to begin with.
>>194770931>So can you, on /b/good one
>>194772157>tiny pic>hands free orgasm>cuck porn10/10
>>194772133>Actually, if the laws were correct they would never exist to begin with.I won't make the argument that it's immoral, that doesn't make you sweat. I'll just remind you who'll be waiting on your curb if the member list gets cracked again and your ip ends up public.
>>194772162Technically it's only illegal until you go to jail.
>There's a dedicated board for Idolmaster onlyNot bad.
>>194772255Living the dream
>>194772223>member listhuh.You should go to jail to for your cache on this site then. Well done anon.Your legal system at work. It's finished. Useless.
>>194772255lmao he even bought her a fucking schoolbag
>>194772223>>194772133what is this bullshit are you still talking about loli?in America loli is legal to own and even import in most states, however it's illegal to sell in all but one iircit's not considered child porn, however I wouldn't recommend letting customs see it because they might be inclined to confiscate in on grounds of obscenity
>>194772315nah she was just wearing one before he dismembered her
>>194771596>/pol/tards It’s a /g/ meme, you fucking retard.
>>194772356>5 maanden geleden>>194772320are we talking about CP or loli?
>>194772317I remember seeing this cannibalism shit a lot on /b/ when I was depraved and underaged.Also that gif with the loli getting skinned by the machine. Or fluffy gore pr0n.Jesus ... i've been on this site too long
>>194772320It's probably not legal.And it's everywhere too.Every person in America with a computer is likely to be impacted by full enforcement of this law. The law is just useless and impractical. If it is enacted it would bloat the jail system to a spectacular level to the point where you will lack the manpower the protect the USA. This is why the system is adversarial and why in the past bills were extremely limited and vague.The legislative industry ruined the beast it leeched from.
>>194772437Nice leash, he's such a nice guy to get his dog[loli] some nice cloth.NAISU
>>194772437>furpawswho'd have guessed
>>194770363Who's this punk ass bitch
>>194772366>190>downloading a trackerOh, so anons on zerochan or some other collective that pissed off the cartels controlling the USA?Who do you think plants the real CP anon?
>>194768237Wait a bit, I thought 2chan was almost dead and 5chan was it's replacement?
>>194772317I will never understand this shit.It's like a turd cake.
>>194772408loli. CP is always illegal. loli is usually safe, really only because american lawmakers aren't aware of it>>194772472what law are you talking about? I can guarantee you loli is mostly legal. again, there are some states where it's treated like CP but that's in the minority. outside America it's pretty hit and miss, I'm aware of a few anons in Canada and Australia in particular who have been fucked over pretty hard for it, but nobody who went to jail. Yes bills are intentionally vague, and yes loli is a "gray area" however loli images aren't patrolled, loli imports will at worst be confiscated (and if you ask the shipper to leave the package unmarked not even that) hell, you can even buy loli onaholes and have them shipped right to your doorstep without a problem if you live in a state like Cali. Of course I wouldn't recommend any of this because it's still incredibly degenerate behavior, but as it stands, you won't get arrested on CP charges.
>>194772255Still missing something
>>194770318we used to, now everything is shitty and forced
>>194772459>that gif with the loli getting skinned by the machineI remember when that was briefly a normie meme a year or two ago, I was surprised
Alright, fess up. Who made this thread?
>>194772692eh, as long as you stay off the big boards the culture is mostly the same, if just a little dead
>>194772566That's 2channel, not 2chan, 2channel was the one with text boards that's now called 5channel. Also USA ips have been banned from viewing the site for like half a year now
>>194772729>implying anyone on /a/ likes haruhi>implying anyone on /a/ can read moon>implying anyone on /a/ knows how to use an imageboard
>>194772654It's fucking retarded in most states. You draw three lines, call it a loli cunny and then you go to jail for CP charges. People are just so frightened of facing their own inner demons here. They're frightened of questioning their morals.
>>194772315it's the little things that keeps us going
>>1947725662channel (2ch.net) was the one which changed addresses to 5ch.netIt was Hiro's site and is now owned by the guy who owned cripplechan before it got killed.2chan is another site, the one this was based on.
>>194772692Yeah internet 2.0 forced fags to seek this place as it's basically an oasis of speech.
>>194772692>if it's not my nostalgic boomer meme it's forced and unfunny/a/ in a nutshell
Japan is so wise.
>>194772863>CRINGE SEETHING BASED INCEL COPE XDXDXDXDGet out.
Goddammit, the moment I discovered that I can autotranslate an entire page, 2chan became a laughter goldmine for me
>>194772654Western (and here to a degree Japanese) society as a whole is degenerate AF and has completely dropped its idea and pursuit of ethics (as you can see with casual sex roasties being allowed as part of the catholic church, when it's inherently based on a viceful mindset that is irreconcilable with its beliefs). Why do you draw arbitrary lines and let some be degenerate and others not? I don't "recommend" it either. But unethical people in general playing thought police today has got to be the most comical and ironic shit ever.
>>194772925Please explain how you do it. I've been trying to get it to work with no success.
>>194772777Don't project himself on everyone here, fag
Super jelly of these internet speeds.
>>194772777What's an imageboard?This is a "wall" right?How do I upvote?
>>194772978>>194773021not him but if you put a link into google translate's site you can browse the page in whatever lang you want
>>194771930no thoughts are against lawtry again, kiddo
>>194772981frankly every line is arbitrary, I just choose to draw the line wherever will keep me from getting on a watchlist. I only wrote that last bit so the FBI won't think I support loli. Which I don't because it's degenerate. I agree the world we live in is far less than ideal, but who drew the line at casual sex being degenerate? animals do far more degenerate things but because it's in their nature we write it off as only natural. What is our nature? Aren't we going against our sex drive and biological imperative being monogamous? what biological reason do we have to abstain from sex until marriage? isn't that degenerate if we're going against our nature so abruptly?I digress, don't think about it too hard
>>194769314nuclear bomb targets
>>194769484An ocean apart, yet more of the same, huh?
>>194769484based and funny
>>194772495>not knowing of the images where lolis are dressed up with nekomimi and giant paws like that for soft handjobsWhy are you such a fag
Where do I get a 自慰Force video card?
>>194769484based and cunnypilled
>>194770899Nah, they don't have a group that acts like /v/ or /pol/ and tries ruining all discussion while posting forced memes. They still know how to have fun
>>194773583>60 GB hdd>memory measured in MBkek based phoenix 1
>>194773737well, there's a strange charm to something so uniquely 4chan, I guess
>>194772317Oh Jesus, it's the guro board...https://cgi.2chan.net/o/res/212283.htm
>>194771951>KF shitposting threads and the hate for Mine is still running strongSugoi
>>194773828>uniquely 4chanbut they are mostly outsiders and newfag coming here because of /pol/'s reputation.
>>194773737They do still have loads of shitposters though
>>194773895eh, those shitters usually stick to /pol/ and /b/I seriously think a lot of the dumb shitposting like onions wojack and COOOOOOM and whatever flavor of the month meme is up next are just bored anons who get their kicks shitting up the place
I am unsure of the use of the 安倍晋三 (Shinzo Abe) board.
>>194774004You post Abe.
>>194773583They have /vr/ board?
>>194773993Aren't those proven discordfags organizing and forcing memes?
What's a foolproof way of posting on 2chan without moving to Japan? I tried setting my VPN to Japan but it doesn't work.
>>194774022But it is not all pics of Abe and most are not even funny.
>>194774004that's the board where female government workers arrange to meet with the hikis that use 2chan to make japanese babies
>>194773828Forcing discussions about irrelevant topics and erasing fun for everyone is not charming or unique. At least their shitposters make things fun while shitting things up, here they just constantly use the next template meme or push their agendas instead of sticking to where they should be contained
>>194774102It's probably just general politics relating to Japan's parties.
>>194774004>abe shitposting 24/7 board
>>194769738why don't we have board just for cats?
>>194769475>NawaWhat does it mean? Because I don't get the joke
>blue LEDs are actually Cherenkov radiation
>>194769484thanks for the filename
Something tells me that a lot of guys there are saying how everything in the past was better.
>>194773988True, but shitposting can take on many forms of varying quality.
>>194774090idk, even the discordfagging seems like a forced meme at this pointI just don't think about it too much, every shitter on this site seems to try and pull you in whatever direction, the best thing is to not really care. i think 4chan has dropped in quality overall but there are still good threads, probably the same amount there's just a lot more shit to sift through now. Well, whatever, I don't see 4chan being a reddit shithole 10 years from now. Frankly, I don't see 4chan existing 10 years from now, but if by some miracle it does, it'd probably be largely the same, with some new cancer to get steamed about
>go to /b/ but japanese
>>194774273>on a board dedicated to watching cartoons but japanesewhat did you expect?
>>194774209link the thread
Do they use the insult "niwaka" over there?
>>194770318because reddit exist
>>194774255>kimi no nawa
They have a military board, I wonder if it's their version of /k/?
>>194774356Artist on sankakucomplex is aaaa
>>194774531I'm still sad it didn't become popular on /a/
>>194773078>How do I upvote?>he doesn't know 2chan literally does have upvotes
>>194774044fuck off namefag
Looks like their variation of abe posting??Abe popularity is a big favorite> Japan is becoming a prime minister> The Prime Minister has taken a generous policy toward the public> Japan is becoming a prime minister> The Prime Minister has taken a generous policy toward the public> Japan is becoming a prime minister> The Prime Minister has taken a generous policy toward the public> Japan is becoming a prime minister> The Prime Minister has taken a generous policy toward the public> Japan is becoming a prime minister> The Prime Minister has taken a generous policy toward the public> Japan is becoming a prime minister> The Prime Minister has taken a generous policy toward the public> Japan is becoming a prime minister> The Prime Minister has taken a generous policy toward the public
>>194774841no, just cats
>>194774654zoom zoom zoom zoomjet plane
>>194774004I checked it out, it's either threads about recent political news related to Abe (and people talking about it), people having an unpopular political opinion and baiting replies or just making fun of a political group's recent activitiesThey seem to argue just like /pol/ with eachother
>>194774754>he doesn't know 2chan literally does have upvotesWhaaa? Tell me how they work!
>>194775054Basically identical to this year's April Fools.
>>194775054you need a Japanese IP
>>194775122>>194772774Why are they so discriminating against white piggus?
>>194775054if you like a post, you upvote it! it's a great way to show your fellow 2channers that you thought what they said was funny or wholesome! like this; (I just upvoted your post if you didn't notice ;) )edit: whoa! didn't expect this post to blow up like it did! I was just trying to help a friend in need from my phone while I cleaned the house before my wife got home from work! never in my life did I expect to become so internet famousedit2: WOW! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!!! (sorry for caps)
Do you guys know who Shoko Asahara is?A lot of years ago, he managed to form a cult with some very influential and powerful people and at one point their shady stuff became terrorism and mass murder. This guy claimed he is the Christ reborn and advertised his own cult with their own anime, exercise videos, etc.Anyway, the guy was executed.I am currently just losing my shit because on 2chan theyre jokingly/shitpostingly worshipping him like 4chan worships Hitlerhttp://dec.2chan.net/79/res/1010.htm
>>194775214is that the guy from the train gassings?
https://may.2chan.net/webm/res/18213.htmwhich one of you faggots made this thread?
Do they have a /tg/ equivalent?
>>194775214>he didn't know shoko asahara is an animefuck off newfaghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVnscHsPfR4
>>194775236Yes>>194775305I do though? And ive known about it for years? I was just saying it for any people who didnt know...
>>194775376>And ive known about it for years?you clearly didn't. just admit it, fag.
>>194775214>Do you guys know who Shoko Asahara is?
>>194775197Based and redpilled
The fuck is this board evenI autotranslated, and the board is called "That's right" and almost all posts only say "Yeah"http://dec.2chan.net/71/futaba.htm
>>194770559Anon drugs are bad.>>194772259Well ofcourse they have containment boards too.
>>194775471sou da ne
>>194773737But they do have /pol/ though?
>>194769973dumb phone poster
>>194775471そ う だ ね
>>194775588i miss this show
>>194773583He could use a CF card.
>>194775471at first glance, looks similar to [s4s]
>>194775290Repeating my question again:Do they have a /tg/ board?
Do they have /a/ or any close analogue? What series do they discuss there?
>>194771951isn't t there a way to activate furigana in the browser? i can never read these kanjis
>>194775749Not that I can see. If it's an actual board game, it'll probably be on their toy board, if it's discussion of models for tabletop games, it'll probably be on their models board. I don't see any dedicated board just for tabletop games though.
>>194775571Yeah but their /pol/ actually sticks to /pol/
>>194775079Wait I thought those point allocations were almost comically random and pointless. Or is that the whole point?
I wish they had a gaijin/4chan observation board where they posted translations and discussed us.
>>194775954no if you got enough you could buy cool things like skeletons and dinosaurs
>>194775954Hiro was floating the idea of converting us to the japanese standard.
>>194775970they don't have a board like that but they do have threads like this
>>194775902They have one "2D" and like half a dozen "back-2D" (nsfw) boards, I don't know of any difference between them.
>>194775970I saw one thread where they posted translations from /int/ where people from all over the world were saying how much they hated the JapaneseNot sure if it was a troll or no
>>194768237What's with the "Go to X and bring something back" template? Can't do your own OC?
>>194775954Basically their upvote system is you click on the plus symbol next to a post and it gives it 1 "soudane", which just means "I agree". There's no benefits like posting emojis or skeletons for getting a lot of likes on posts there I don't think, but the way it functioned was identical to how the likes for our April Fools functioned.
>>194775970They have specialized sites for that, like kaigaichan.net
Do any of you go 2chan frequently?Is it fun, or does it become too repetitive in the long run?
>>194776081Dont you get it?It's like going to the moon, grabbing some moon rocks and then returning
>>194775214>Random pics of anime Jesus>Based Porn poster derails thread
>>194776157>Do any of you go 4chan frequently?>Is it fun, or does it become too repetitive in the long run?If I ever manage escape the N3 plateau I'm leaving you suckers behind forever, Japan has much better taste.
>>194776081this has been a staple on /a/ for as long as I can remember. not everything is about OC, this is 4chan, not a fucking joke factory>>194776157I do, but it's to help me learn moon, so it's more work than fun really
>>194776157Boards are pretty slow
>>194775471A gimmick board where everyone has to say so da ne or something, and people communicate only through images. This results in a lot of shitty paint.
What's the mecha board like. It's really weird to navigate the place, also came across a medaka box thread but it was filled with hentai
>>194776157I used to go there mainly for the Kemono Friends and Kemurikusa threads. It had some quality funposting, plus some artists had NSFW stuff posted there you couldn't find elsewhere or as easily. It's a pretty nice experience
>It seems that the walk of the dog has been made into a car recently.>Symbol of China's developmenti want to laugh but also cry
>>194776287go to the board list, mecha is ろぼ
>>194775749last I checked dice rpgs aren't too popular there
>>194776157if you actually know japanese you'll realize the humor is pretty shit there
>>194776381I think I may have found it already, here's what I got
>>194776532Can't be worse than here. I mean I haven't seen a single wojak there ever.
whats this about?
>>194775173the only way to maintain the quality>>194775248not me
literally what the fuck. cant read handwritten kanji for shit
>>194776568that's the coom board bro
>>194776532Isn't Jap humor all based on puns anyway? Regardless most of 4chan's humor in the modern day is now extremely derivative, in that we make jokes based on our own internal references and templates. It's like saying some 3rd string derivative of the navy seal copy pasta isn't funny, when you don't even have the context of the original.
>>194776723Fuck off tranny
>>194776723Don't worry I found the real one shortly afterwards. Also NO
>>194772777Heard you talkin' shit?
>>194772366/b/ sure has come a long way targeting their past personality.
>>194776532Humor is tied pretty closely to culture so it isn't that surprising. Also it's pretty personal as well. A good wordplay can always get a chuckle out of me at least they have that covered
>going to futaba for anything other than guro and ryona
>>194777094You are disgusting loli rape ftw
found a 4chan webm. now the circle is complete.
>>194777316isn't that from the "hello from 4chan" thread?
>>194774004Wow, Abe looks cool here.
>>194776374Is this delivery?
>>194777316Huh so the glowniggers are browsing nip sites as well.
Don't they have an entire board dedicated to pre pubescent girls in skimpy cosplay?
>>194777032>what is reverse image searchretard newfag
>>194778568I'll need proof
where's is their /tv/
What the fuck do this runes meanWhich one is /r9k/
>>194776961You either die a hero...
>>194774004I wonder why they blurred that guy out.
what are their boards anyway, I saw a gay porn thread and some other thread with only pictures of the weather in the same board
>>194775471I like this
>>194768237I have found the moon rune /k/ommamdo residence
>>194770517セブンIt is se bu n => seven. It is pretty shitpost
>>194779122I'm not going to visit http://hotidols.net, dumb spambot.
>>194778874I like this too
>>194778719Look for 映画
do they really fucking have a cat boardHOLY BASED
>>194776115>kaigaichan.netSo not only do they lurk our threads, but they save and show off our best reaction imagesI love this
>>194776715you know when they said 'practice writing' and people told you no it's a meme don't do itpractice writing, you'll be able to identify kanji by stroke order alone if you just beat it into your head; I had to do it as a kid, no reason you shouldn't have to as well(((don't do classical japanese or chinese or whatver that was a waste and I forgot already)))
>>194779458>there could be nip tourists in this thread RIGHT NOWI get a feeling so complicated
>>194779458There's something really bizarre about reading a thread I was in but in Japanese.
>>194779458Also their discussions about our threads are great, usually more interesting than the thread itself.
>>194771202i can see it
>>194779458Now we know those egg rice threads are just posted by nips to farm replies, like the "Do you like Japan?" posts on /int/
>>194772356anon those people think anything related to old 4chan traditions is /pol/you cant call someone a normalfag that they will complain about /pol/
>>194768999haha get fucked island monkeysnow move to a real place like canada
>>194772315i mean you wouldnt?dont you love her?
>>194773490>windows vistahe had it coming
>>194779458It makes me very happy to know that someone sat down and translated every single thing Yuuribro likes about Yuuri
how do i enable the lewd boards
the fuck is wrong with 2chanthey have a ton of useless and repeated boards
>>194771951>How to take a screenshot>What is cheese pizzza>9gag
>>194780250>They actually translated the whole thingThat's pretty funny
>>194768237I missed the days when Tomu drew lolis instead of hags.
>>194780339Indeed, who the fuck misses gay sex with HATS on?
>>194780560You mean a month ago?
>>194780627Yea, 1 out of like 50 nowadays, which isn't much considering how frequent his releases are.
Do they also use the insult s(o)yboy?
>>194774877This. If /mlp/ can have its own board despite it being one of many cartoons then so should cats.
>>194779720i have been studying japanese for 3 years and never wrote 1 kanji in my life because djt told me it's useless
>>194776115>>194779458>kaigaichan.netAre there any blogs/boards like this but with more comments? I want to know what they are saying about us?
>>194769484Who is this handsome cunny?
>>194779860>>194780250what anime is this
>>194780560I'm most disappointed that he no longer does defloration.
>>194780924Girls Last Tour
>>194779777>2chan posters make a thread about 4chan making a thread about 2chan>they might be reading this post right now about 2chan posters reading a post about 2chan posters making a thread about 4chan making a thread about 2chanwe're getting meta
>>194781004That's pretty funny
>>194781112No problem but see >>194781066
>>194781138Let me thank him right now:Hello Translator!Thank you for connecting people to each other.I hope you enjoy reading these as much as I enjoy reading japanese posts. :)
>>194781189You are not him fag. No thanks to you.
Their sites are so bad and barren.Just copy 4chan please, it will make things easier for you.
>>194781218I'm not going to not help a brother out but you should at least feel bad for not even trying
>>194781300phoneposters get the FUCK out
>>194781217We should organize some cultural exchange threadsSomeone who knows Nip could make one thread here and one over there, then translate and crosspost the repliesOr maybe this is too complicated
>>194781300Spoonfeeding helps no one.
Saw their version of a "see this wat do" thread.
>>194781373it pisses off newfag phoneposters
>>194781300>cancermobile talking shit about anyone
>>194781373>picYes because mods of the site are people I look up to and whose opinion I hold up to high regard.
>>194781326http://shii.bibanon.org/shii.org/knows/World2ch.htmlIs there any place on the Internet like this today?
>>194781300>snapchat>instagram>spoonfeeder>North AmericanI hope you're working under a million layers of irony because I am disgusted right now.
So, let me get this straight - they don't have an actual dedicated anime board like /a/?All I see are multiple boards for what seem like random 2D stuff.Where do they go when they want to discuss an airing show?
>>194781515you baiting nigger
>>194774674>That one dude who complained it wasn't Nagisa roaches instead
>>194781528二次元 is the /a/ board. The 裏 boards are all random variants.
>>194781534He wasn't baiting, >>194781515 is someone else
>>194778161It seems alphabet agencies are not immune to subversion.
So...About these junior idols. Can I get a lead? For purely...Innocent reasons, of course.
>>194781049Is this meant to be an optical illusion? Why the hell does it work?
>>194781670what is this screenshot supposed to imply
>>194779720I mean, I'm not a japanese kid and there are other more pressing issues with identifying kanji
>>194781217It seems he translates all instances of "jap" to ジャップ though, when a lot of the time people are just using it as a shorthand for "Japanese", not as an insult.
>>194781326would do that if I knew more nip than I do nowbut I wonder if the anons over there would even be interested
Link to 2chan thread about 4chan?
>>194768237Wish we could've thread like this again just inane fun posting. Now /a/ is a no fun elitist shithole and other boards are just wojak and pepe rehash shitposting.
>>194782084Daisuke Tashiro has been doing videos translating bits of threads here for over a year now, and seems to be good enough at English by now to enjoy them.I assume some other people would find some of the site fun as well.
Very cute Eila thread.https://nov.2chan.net/34/res/9201360.htm
>>194781690The closest I could find is a parenting board.
>>194782323>lol, they're sillya weird kind of happiness
>>194782379I hope you can look harder for my sake
>>194782339Alive and well.
>>194779458>looking at a thread>footnote on "fpbp" on a website called the english netslang dictionary>it's literally just 4chan shitposting words, what they mean and how they're usedlooking at the "/thread" page rn
>>194782323>of course I mean チョコnice pure poster
>>194782671There's an entire page dedicated to explaining what QUALITY is. https://eigo-net-slang-jiten.blogspot.com/2013/12/quality.html
>>194782339There's a lewd Hartmann in there too.
I hope this thread gets a translation on that site.
>>194782729I just found the page for "Hiroshimoot" this shit is fucking hilarious https://eigo-net-slang-jiten.blogspot.com/2019/04/hiroshimoot-4chan4chan.html
>>194782845That's great, but why is there an entire section dedicated to some random guy called "moot"? I've never seen that guy before in my life.
>>194782784>Hartmannbut that's a cute and fluffy Nipa
>>194770318We already HAD the exactly same thing with Superman instead of Oruga or whatever that is.
They have such better memes and OC than us....I'm honestly embarrassed. How have we sunken so low?
>>194782908I think it's some lost in translation thing, it's probably just a japanese phrase we don't have a word for cause moot is a weird name for a person
>>194782912Oops. I just looked at the thumbnail.
>>194782845>By the way, moot is a word that is mainly used to mean “controversial”.
>>194781690Yeah, the thread about real little girls in leotards and swimsuits was a little bit too much for me.
>>194781580Thanks.Is it just me or do their board feel kinda dead though?It feels like we have 50 times more traffic. Is it 5ch where all the posters actually go to?
>>194782729they also have a page explaining what "cuck" means, I think I'm gonna browse there for a while..
>>194783441running these through google translate is fucking goldpetition to add "that's a laugh, nameless" to our list of slang
>>194783524That's a wwwww, Toshiaki.
>>194783524My fuckin sides, 名無しさん
>>194773490This reads like tortillas in the optical drive.
>>194782729why do they seem so wholesome?
>>194774004Why is honest Abe wearing female footwear with socks?
>>194783524That caused me to cachinnate, 無名殿
>>194782729>>194782845>Mfw most of the memes they explained are oldGuess they don't like the "memes" we currently have on this site
>>194783765The wholesome sense of just trying to learn a language dampens what would otherwise be considered bad here. https://eigo-net-slang-jiten.blogspot.com/2018/04/brainlet.html uses wojaks to try to explain what "brainlet" is, but it doesn't feel bad coming from someone who is genuinely teaching or learning.
Translate it weebs.
>>194783441>The page for cuck has a picture of mootAlright, that got me.
>>194783924I think it's just not very updated. They already have "cuck" "incel" and "chad", so it's really only a matter of time until newer variants like "onions" get addedfrankly, not that it matters much, we pump out so many dumb phrases cause they're all so shitty>explaining COOOOOM to a foreigner
>>194784011>that last onesaid no one ever
>>194768237This isn't the original 2ch right? That site was renamed 5ch and is now owned by Hiro's Flip company.
>>1947840692chan is Futaba, the site 4chan was based on, and unrelated to 2ch, which is a text-only site.
>>194770931Go nail Jewcob with that law first.
>>194781326I believe I've seen one of those on /v/ many years ago, if you can believe it
>>194784202Did he died?
>>194780250Some japanese guy translated all the 500 items on that list.
>new boards >FGO>VtuberI havent visit this website for the longest time and how uncanny it feel to the current state of 4chan.
>>194779777I imagine that he looks something like this
>>194784202>Confidently steps into the shadows where an elevator used to beDude is braindead
>>194784688Just normal dead.
>>194784688and bodydead now too
Wow, their loli threads are wild.
>>194769715This would actually work really well. It could be an uplifting story about the joker finding happiness and losing his bitter view whilst in a fun fantasy would.
>>194784863What are they saying? I can't read kanji well.
>>194778934>moon /k/Are they all noguns just like us?
>>194784969"No text here", it's the default message for images with no text on that particular board. What the text is varies depending on the board.
>>194778934is it that deer thread at 2hu
>>194784795>It's okay, my uncle's cock is just the right size for kids.Absolute gold
>>194785014I thought the default post body on most boards was ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!
>>194785014I see. I understood the 無し but I don't know what that character next to 本 is.
>>194785100not this one clearlyそ う だ ね
>>194780759Generally, beyond special circumstances and the old boards, whenever a new board is made it's always as a form of containment board. /bant/ was to try and draw away some of the shitposting from /int/ and /pol/, /mlp/ is a biohazard waste disposal site for ponyfags, etc. Cats have not shown themselves to be insufferable enough to need a new board.
>>194768545wtf is this
What does this thread have to do with anime again?
>>194784686>you could be posting with the creator of Castlevania right now
>>194785225It's /a/ culture
>>194785225It's board culture, tourist-kun.
>>194785138iirc it means sentence 本文（ほんぶん) would mean text
>>194785262Even /v/ periodically has these threads, fuck off
>>194785262Lurk more, newfag.
>>194785289Hey, I don't blame you, I wouldn't want to talk about anime on this shit board either.>>194785300Prove it.
>>194785319The answer will always be absolutely fucking nothing, kid.
>>194785325what a thread shitter
>>194785439I'm still waiting for proof kiddo.
Any day now.
From touhou ? board.
>>19478545>>194785508>>194785537Go back your generals you underage fag. This is infinitely more interesting than constantly disusing the same dozen shows that are popular right now.
I'm never going to get that proof am I.
>>194785579>This is infinitely more interesting than constantly disusing the same dozen shows that are popular right now.That's probably because /a/ is garbage at discussing anime.This is just one of those off-topic /b/ threads that janitors begrudgingly allow because you'd throw a shitfit if the mods took it away. That's all you're really known for.
>>194785579Also, I've been here longer than you've been alive.
>>194785607We're having fun, and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>194785533It seems they have something like "Touhou", followed by "Touhou/Random"
>>194785646Obviously, shitpost threads are better than anything ontopic you can come with.
This newfag is fuming.
>>194785458proof of what? I'm none of the anons you replied to, I just saw your shit post and got sad for the fact that we can't have a fun thread on /a/ without newfags stinking it up
>>194785705>I'm none of the anons you replied to,Jesus christ, so you got offended on somebody elses behalf and had to jump in? That's how asshurt you are?
>>194779996>CanadaYou faggots can't even handle loli
this was a very good threadnow the question is, how do you learn jap
>>194785699>I've been here longer than a week!You were retarded 10 years ago too.
>>194771364fuck you none of the boards were that I checked all of them
>>194773108google translate also works website blocker counter, like some kind of pseudo-vpn. I used it to browse 4chan at work, thought it does break the site a bit.
>>194785769>this was a very good thread>now the question is, how do you learn japBased on your thing, you don't have the brain capacity.
>>194785732genuinely disappointed, yeah. Call it whatever you want, people like you just make me sad.>>>/out/ here's the door, it's not locked. I can't force you to leave but I can't imagine you'll find this fun much longer
Japan Airlines has been around since before airplanes. (1889)Wait....?
>>194785851Laughing at you little kids for 10 minutes was pretty fun. It was more than "lol I can't read moon" for 9 hours like you did.
>>194785788>>194785819thanks for giving me 2 separate (you)s anon it's very appreciated
So many Abe posts.
>>194785923It really is a goldmine of Abe pictures.
>>194785973It's お前にはできないThis thread really is pathetic.
I hate 2chan so much.
>>194785884Appear to be celebrating thishttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kure_Naval_District
>>194774141the problem is they are original and if you want to post a meme of the month1 poster is enough(You)s probably ruined the website because people spam the same shit thinking its funny
Crazy old man.Doesn't look like it's in Japan, though.
where are the idol boards/threads
>>194786124China probably, that country is a sewer
>>194786124What the fuck.
>>194786012not by you? why thoughisn't ga fine? I'm emphasizing that it's HIM that can't do it. I was taught that ga is more suitable if that's where the emphasis is
>>194786124dont japan treat inus like ours? this must be vietname or something kek
>>194786221it's probably chinksthere was another similar webm posted itt
>>194786037>(You)s probably ruined the websiteThey probably did. They must trigger some kind of hormonal secretion reward mechanism in the brain, like leveling up in MMOs, considering how massive a tantrum the site collectively threw when they were disabled for a while.
>>194786210お前ができない would mean "You can't be done."Maybe instead of posting in off-topic threads about Japanese boards, you should be learning Japanese first.
>>194786287huh, when you put it that way I realize I was completely retardedstill don't understand お前には vs お前は though
>>194786210because you're not specifying a direct object, the ga particle acts more like "omae is the thing that cannot be done">>194786287nah, who the fuck cares about knowing Japanese lol. /a/ wouldn't be /a/ if someone didn't post an entire sentence in katakana or something anyway
>>194786377It doesn't really make a huge difference, but には emphasizes the "you" part. It's kind of a subtle nuance thing but it's kind of like it turns from "You can't do it." into it "It's impossible for you."
>>194786377omae wa -> about me, cannot be doneomae niwa -> about my action, cannot do itni isn't really specifying your action, but that's how I think would best explain the difference. ni is targeting you
Shitposting on my pasokon.
>>194786448>>194786377from my humble grammar lessons, putting に or の without the after-part is always a means of emphasizing
Do the nips every complain about having shitty moderation?
>>194786936It finds a way.
>>194786377no, I mean what is ni ha vs ha in this particular useI get why ga was wrong
>>194785644>I've been here longer than you've been alive>never saw a futaba thread before
>>194786448>>194786383nvm wasn't expecting two replies
>>194786966They didn't magically stop being off-topic kid.
>>194787001And you didn't stop being new when Summer ended.
>>194785369Go back to >>>/Reddit/ if you can't be bothered to learn about board culture, shitposter-kun.
>>194787056Board culture =/= it's okay to be garbage
you guys really gotta stop replying to him. makes me think he's replying to himself to stay relevant
>>194787037When you stop being a newfag you'll realize how shit things really are.
>>194787062IF you think this is garbage then you have no idea what /a/'s board culture is.
>>194787107More importantly, don't reply to me if you're just going to say stupid ass shit about garbage off-topic "board culture.">>194787144Like this guy.
>>194787108>no uCool argument tourist.
>>194786936The plot thickens.
>>194787191I'll give you a tip, all the oldfags already left.
I don't know when the expression "don't feed the trolls" fell out of the style, but you people seem to need to have it drilled it into your skulls.
>>194786036>mobile linkty but no ty
>>194787212Guess they're newfags, newfag.
>>194787161Yeah, I'm thinking you can go back to /r/4chan now and be proud you told those 4channers how to be on-topic with their website while ignoring board culture.
>>194787212At least this troll had the common decency to wait until we nearly hit the bump limit. This was a good thread.
>>194787272Sorry, I meant all the smart ones did.>>194787276Are you the same guy who just gave advice about not replying? Nobody wants to hear your stupid shit.
>>194787330Then why are you talking to me?
>>194787303Too bad you can't block my stupid shit like in /r/4chan, amirite?
Posting in an angry thread
>>194787365I could, but your stupidity is more entertaining than any of the 2chan finds.
>>194787208Which explains why you're so new.
such is the fate of many a thread on /a/.... one has to wonder, did they ever know the result of their great success would be the cause of their eventual undoing?
>>194787442I'm just re-visiting for the 1 good anime this season. It's even worse than I remember.
>>194787405Oh so you're just fishing for (You)'s then? Did your mommy stopped giving you any fucks and now you have to come here for those? Cool.
>>194787484Trick statement, there are no good anime this season.
>>194787492I'm fishing for entertainment since none of this 2chan shit is fun for more than 6 seconds. I don't even remember any of the finds.
>>194787530Look at it this way: it's keeping one of the worst posters on /a/ away from other threads for a few more minutes, while the thread was already running out of steam anyway.
>>194787575>it's keeping one of the worst posters on /a/ away from other threads for a few more minutes,The rest of /a/ is still shit anyway, your off-topic thread is not the savior of /a/. Idiot.
>trolling because he isn't entertained with 2chan threads>coming into threads he doesn't find interesting in the first placeBased retard.
>>194787734My lecture on が vs には was the only good thing to come out of your shit thread. You're welcome.
>>194787753domo arigato n5-kun
>>194787517I have an ultra rare loli lewd from there at least
>>194787783>jealous because you don't even know basic grammarWow anon.