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>that shitty range of motion

Are we supposed to be impressed with Shirou here? He's pretty much doing girl pushups.
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I wish I was this fit.
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>>115351098
>He's pretty much doing girl pushups
Shirou was trained by Kiritsugu who was trained by Natalia.

It all makes sense.
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>Doesn't even go down to the floor
>sweating by just pushups

Quit cutting corners and being a pansy Shirou.
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I am so hardcore I could do 4 push-ups straight without any hiccups.
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>>115351098
Thats why he could do shit without hax power and plot armor.
>Wanting to be a hero of justice
>Capable of doing magic
Yet not training magic nor his magic properly
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>>115353069
How do you train magic without a teacher? Do you try to bend spoons with your mind or something?
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>>115351098
Manlets, when will they learn??
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>>115353451
Based on Shirou's example you do it by inserting the magical equivalent of a sword heated to 500 degrees, Fahrenheit straight into your chest night after night without reprieve, even though you could have stopped after the first time.
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>>115352164
why not just workout a bit instead of complaining about it? 40 minutes a day and you'll be there in a few months, assuming you're not some fatass american.
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>>115351098
Read the fucking VN.
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>>115353753

Shirou a shit
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alright faggots this is now a push-up thread

last digit for pussy mode
last two for semi-respectable
last three for manly workout

ROLLIN
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>>115353792

Like hell, man. I just fapped.
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>>115353792
Semi for me, be gentle.
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>>115351098
Here OP, a chart for secondaries just like you.
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>>115353792
With shirou as my inspiration, I'll go for the manly workout.
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>>115353792
shiieeeet!
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>>115353792
I just poured a bowl of frosted flakes, I will train my body for my king after I finish them.
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>>115353792
semi
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>>115353792
Manly
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>>115353921
Seems I forgot to mention, I will be doing all three categories.
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>>115353792
semi roll
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>>115353792
Rolling.
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>>115353792
PUSSY MODE REPORTING IN
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>>115353792
lets do this shit
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>>115354174
nah fuck you
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>>115353570
>assuming you're not some fatass american
I am, currently in the middle of losing weight. From what I've read lifting will only let me preserve what muscle I have on me right now and not get any gains. I don't have any muscle on me so I don't really see the point in lifting at this point.
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>>115353792
Semi.
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>>115354254
Say that to my face, not over the internet, and see what happens.
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>>115353792
roll
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>>115353792
lets go pussy roll.
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>>115353570
>tfw fatass amerilard
>5'11 127kg
>haven't lost any weight despite starting to work out 8 months ago
I really need to start eating less. At least I can squat 300 pounds now.
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>>115353792
/fit/ stop following me ;_;

rolling
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>>115353792

might as well
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>>115354332
Hey, I picked my drunken ass up off my chair, and did my god damn pushups. How many of you are even lifting yourself up and down repeatedly?
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>>115353883
Seems legit
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>>115354367
>>>5'11 127kg

Nigga it's either one measuring system or the other my autism is acting up FUCK
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>>115354294
Alright, faggot. Meet me at the full moon.
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>>115354367
your metabolism is shit, blame your parents.
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>>115354367
What kind of stuff do you eat and how much?
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>>115354448
>full moon
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serious question which fate extra hero should I go with
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>>115354512
Archer
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>>115354247
ok so 247 push up was nice but id like to do a bit more so secondary semi-roll for burpies
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>>115354512
Caster
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>>115353792
Semi before i go to bed
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Holy shit, Japan is actually retarded.

Pushups are not a good method of building muscle. Or working out at all for that matter. Pushups do not effectively build any arm strength.

By doing pushups, you make yourself better at doing pushups and nothing else. Do some lifts, squats, fucking ANYTHING. It will be more beneficial than doing pushups.

The number of pushups you end up being able to do after doing other workouts is more to show how your body has improved.
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>>115354512

First time playing->Seiba
Playing as a girl->Archer
Playing as a male->Caster
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>>115354535
fuck that, re-roll for more burpies
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>>115354367
Do more cardio.
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>>115354540
>40
Fuck that. Doing 50
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>>115354477
Lots of canned tuna, pasta and lentils recently in addition to most other meats and veggies. I don't feel like I'm eating junk, just way too much.
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>>115354367
This was the hottest episode of the show.

>tfw high test
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>>115353792
Roling for a semi-
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>>115354571
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That feel when can rep 225 lb bench press but look like shit with no muscle definition.
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>>115351098
>I must complain over every small detail, like this maybe /a/-sempai will notice me
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>>115354534 archer
>>115354538 caster
>>115354555 seiba
Sasuga 4chan
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>>115354553
You're an idiot.
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>>115354655
Nice argument.
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>>115354612
I got a semi for ya right here
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>>115354666
I don't argue with morons, it isn't very fair.
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>>115354620
Maybe you should just ignore OP's thread instead of bumping it.
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>>115354553
Do one handed push-ups then!
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>>115353792
semi
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>>115354609
>tfw she was always a little chubby, we just hardly ever got to see it
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>>115354695
So, you don't have an argument, you were just baiting. Okay.
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>>115353792
i'm doing it!
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>>115354698
How do you know he didn't sage?
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>>115354624

No, seriously. Seiba is good for first timers, do your shit with her, she's easy mode. Archer has a very nice connection to the FeMC as a caring older brother, isn't as hard to roll with during early game as Caster without New Game + bonuses. Caster is better for the third playthrough so you have the better gear to make early game easier and you know where to place your points. Remember not to go EX on anything as the points required to go from A++ to EX aren't worth it.
I played EX Luck Archer to go against Cu and eat his boy pussy raw
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>>115354733
I wish I was that white. ;_;
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>>115354742
Again, I don't argue with those that are mentally incapable of arguing.

You are free to disregard me as a le ebin troll or something so your feelings remain unhurt though.
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>>115353792
alrighty.
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>>115353792
Semi
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>>115354789
Are you of Argentinian descent?
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>>115354801
Okay.
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>>115354392
Why's everyone on night time /a/ drunk? Myself included.
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>>115351098
Is OP the same cancerous Fate /fit/fag spamming /fit/ threads on /a/ everyday?
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>>115354788
So if I'm the kind of person who likes losing over and over and picking hard first play through I should start with caster?

Does FemC have any kind of connection with Caster or am I going to miss all kind of fun dialogue?
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>>115354789
>posting in 4chan
>not being white
fuck off
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>>115354838
Being drunk at night while watching anime/posting on /a/ is honestly the only reason I don't kill myself
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>>115354817
No Im born in somalia but german by heart
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>>115354857

I think so, but not even that, all servants should be played once. Saber in NG+ is just boring.
Caster has tons of great dialogue with MC, she wants to marry him by the end after all.
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>>115353792
ok, semi-respectable.
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>>115353792
MANLTY
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>>115353792

MAN MODE. I'VE GOT ALL NIGHT.
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>>115353792

MANLY ROLL HERE WE GO
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>>115354978
I was going for 999 but of well.
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>>115354999
shieeeet
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>>115355002

YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

I JUST ROLLED THIS SHIT.

>>115354999
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>>115354999
>>115355002

Someone is very lucky and someone isn't.
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>>115355002
>>115354999
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>>115354999
How did you do?

>>115355002
Lucky fucking fuck
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>>115354999
Congrats
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>>115355002

And done.
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>>115354999
>999
now do it
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>>115354999
git gud
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>>115354999
>>115355002
brrrrprptpt ahhahaha
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>>115353792
Man-mod

>>115354999
Top kek
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>>115354999
RIP in pieces anon.

>>115355002
Well you've got it easy this time.
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>>115353792
Rollin' for manly
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>>115353792
manly
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>>115354367
> Amerilard
> Not measuring weight in pounds
I smell a brit. TFW forever 5'11'' 50kg skeleton.
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>>115355050
>>115355051
>>115355056
>>115355059
>>115355062

50/999

This won't end well.
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>>115353792
semi
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>>115355234
Lift for those who can't
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>>115354999
Sasuga anon.
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>>115355234
you can do it
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>>115353792
ok then
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>>115355234
You can do this anon!
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>>115353792
Rollin.
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>all those fatties that can't shut up about /fit/ matters because they actually believe they "could become fit if they wanted".
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>>115355234
Just give up and fap.
We all know you aren't doing close to 1000 pushups tonight
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>>115353792
man mode
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>>115355368
fuck you, anime told me that I have willpowers
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>>115353792
ROLLING
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Ufotable should have used this song for the opening (not the animation spoils so much) I just dislike the opening they picked.
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>>115353792
Rollin' for semi
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>>115353792
Semi respectable roll
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>>115353792
Lets do it faggots.
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>>115355396

Fapping is for secondaries.

175/999
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>>115353792
This thread is now incredibly manly.
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>>115355584
I'll fap for you anon.
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>>115353792
Rolling for semi.
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>>115354999
Are you done yet, anon?
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>>115355692
>>115355784

250/999

Armstrong give me strength!
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>>115355882
If you're actually doing this your arms are gonna be jelly come tomorrow.
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>>115353792
Semi.
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pushup are fun!
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>>115355882
Any tag you want me to fap to?

I'm fapping to satsuki itsuka's shit right now.
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>>115355982

rolling
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>>115353792
>implying anyone would do this shit
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>>115355882
anon if you're telling the truth you're my new waifu
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>>115354255
Lifting doesn't give you muscle cells, but it does make those that you have significantly bigger (increasing the number of protein fibres that they contain). Your muscles will get bigger if you lift.
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>>115355917

333/999

They're basically numb now. It's the shoulders and core that are starting to give out.
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>>115355882
Only the greatest respect to anon. He will become the hero that we all need!
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>>115353792
Doing semi
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>>115354367
>American
>Using the Imperial system

Nice try.
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>>115354367
176cm 74kg athletic master race.
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>>115356375
>>115356384

420/999

If I don't reach at least halfway, I can't respect myself in the morning.

Being manly is suffering.
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>>115356375
GO ANON I BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>115354999
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>>115356631
>implying this anon is actually doing any pushups and not just posting intermittently to give the impression
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>>115353792
Man mode
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>>115356747
If you complete them, you turn into a plane.
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If you're depressed, read the /fit/ sticky and hit the gym every week on schedule until you like it. I haven't lifted in at least a year but god damn I was a much more confident, outgoing, happy man when I did.
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If I remember correctly he did at least 100 pushups in the VN
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>>115356777
He ran 15km a day, that shit is rough. Inhuman.
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>>115353792
Semi here. Its too late and I'm too weak.
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>>115356777

I thought he did 1000 pushups and situps every morning.
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>>115355882
Seems it will be a really long night.
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>>115356765
It's all them brain chemicals.
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>>115353792
fuckin' rolling
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>>115356777
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>>115356871
>>115356849
Wait, why didn't he go bald?
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>>115356918
>All of that easy shit and then 10km a day.
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>>115356910
Cup >>>> Cat
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>>115356777
I remember him doing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_ymP_W9c5E
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>>115356631
>/a/ssburger
>actually doing 400 push-ups in fifty minutes
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>>115356925
Because he's not Daiz.
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>>115353792
All 3, baby!
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>>115356704

I assure you, I am not your average anon.

500/999

Help me Scooby. Show me the way.
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>>115356997
We got another
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>>115357000
You're slowing down.
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>>115357000

Go for it anonymous, you have the power of the trips now.
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>>115356997
Are you rounding up or down?
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>>115353792
rollan
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>>115353792
I'll run miles equal to the last 2 digits I get when I wake up
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>>115354367
Rolling for semi. WIll do them after breakfast.
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>>115353792
Roll
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>>115357099
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>>115354255
Cardio and diet lowers metabolism, lifting keeps it up, and actually increases it.

You gotta lift to lose weight. Even if it didn't burn calories (which it does), you gotta do it to counteract the metabolic effects of cardio and dieting.
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>>115357018
I was hoping for 001 or something but this works

Can't promise I'll do all 1080~ though, as much as I would like to.

>>115357099
Ouch
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>>115357099
99 miles, have fun being a Kenyan.
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>>115357099
Have fun.
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>>115357099
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>>115357026

Fuck you. This shit sucks.

600/999

I'm trying to figure out how to take a picture or something. I'm running out of swole /a/ images.
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>>115357099
KEEPING MY EYES ON THE ROAD, I SEE YOU
KEEPING MY HANDS ON THE WHEEL, I HOLD YOU
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>>115353792
100+last two digits.
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>>115357277
Getting there, anon.
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>>115357277
You're 2/3 there. Also, take a picture of your hands maybe they have a noticeable change from 600 push ups.
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>>115357277
I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR STORY IS PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE AGES
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>>115357371
Wow, so epic.
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>>115353792
time for pain
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>>115357371
Man, and here I am suffering about my 56 ones. I managed to run out of strenght and fall on my face from 53 to 54.
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>>115357348

666/999

NOW I'm 2/3 of the way there.

I don't really see anything interesting about my hands. Been watching Haruhi S2 to get through this. E8 is weirdly therapeutic in this state.
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>>115353792
roll
going semi
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>>115353792
Guess ill join in semi workout
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>>115353883
Shit taste.
Carnival Phantasm is the worst shit ever devised.
Tsukihime, on the other hand, is a great VN.
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>>115353792
pls be gentle
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>>115353792
Last two all in one set.
Last three throughout the rest of the day.
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>>115353792
rollin
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>>115353792
Let's try semi-respectable then
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>>115353792
I'll do it for my waifu.
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>>115353792
Pussy mode but I still want a 0.
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>>115353792
Rolling.
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>>115357489

750/999

I've been doing more watching Haruhi than pushups...
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>>115357927
Post shirtless pic pls
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>>115351098
>I don't know what range of motion is!
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>>115353792
Semi just to get pumped up to write that paper
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manmoding it
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>>115353792
I'll take the semi one but only if you notice me, senpai
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>>115357927

Jesus Christ. Those first 200 seem so easy at this point.

800/999
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>>115358003
you lucked out gaylord
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>>115358001
What, fuck that, rerolling.
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Since I'm going on a business trip tomorrow I'll do last 4 digits spread throughout 5 days.

>inb4 the qt co-worker walks into the hotel room
>"a-anon we're lat-... ara ara~"
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>>115358032
Do your one push-up and get to work on your paper, anon. It's your future.
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>>115353792
le manly face
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>>115358040
>8040 pushups in 5 days
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>>115358014
Only about 200 to go, anon!
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>>115358040
Do women really like push-ups? In my experience they don't seem to care much. One-handed pull-ups on the other hand...
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>>115358094
One-day record is 46,001. His arms will be pretty fatigued probably, but it's not at all impossible.
http://www.recordholders.org/en/list/pushups.html
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>>115358014
I believe in you, anon. Don't give up. After I finish my 80, I'm rolling for another manly. I'm here with you.
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>>115353792
Last two.
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>>115358102
>>115358165

850/999

I was trying to finish before 1 am, but that's not happening.
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>>115358185
>before 1 AM
West coast bro?
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>>115353792

Not like I have anything better to do with my life
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>>115358185
Just give up, even One Punch Man doesn't do that many a day.
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>>115358185

900/999

I can't get more than 10 at a time out anymore. It's just too fucking much.
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>>115353792
It's too late for this shit, but rolling.`
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>>115358269
But One Punch Man is dead.
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>>115358307
C'mon fatass, just 99 more.
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>>115358307
Progress is progress! Don't give up now.
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>>115358307
Git
Gud
Shitter
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>>115358307
>"did" 50 more in 6 minutes after "doing" hundreds
We know you're lying.
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>>115351098
The funny thing is that when the point-of-view shifts, he's doing real pushups.
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>>115358307
You got 99 problems, but a being a bitch ain't one.
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>>115358368

Wait 60 seconds. Do 10 pushups. Wait 60 seconds. Do 10 pushups.

It's not that bad. The pain comes tomorrow morning.

950/999
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>>115358459
You're almost there. We believe in you.
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>>115353792
Rolling for last two.
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>>115358459
Ganbare.
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>>115358459
Are you kill?
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>>115353792
My day should be better if I do a semi-rollin!
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>>115353792
Last 4 for Kinnikuman tier workout
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>>115358459
Anon, it's 3AM. I stayed up to see you win the Gainsb owl. You wouldn't want to disappoint your fans right?
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>>115353792
Rolling for semi.
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>>115353792
Fine, semi it is.
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>>115358757
I think he is.
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>>115353792
rolling
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>>115358912
>>115358757
Nigga, he dead.
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>>115358879
LET'S DO THIS SHIT
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Great job /a/. You killed another person.
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>>115358757
He's dead jim
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>>115359040
RIP in pieces anon

Let it be known he died with massive gains.
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>>115358757
heart attack
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>>115358757
Probably had a heart attack at 998. This shouldn't have ever been attempted on /a/.
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>>115353792
GO
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>>115358757
>>115359040
>>115359072
>>115359077
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>>115359116
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>>115359116
B-but he wasn't the average anon!
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>>115358307
Fucking dammit anon
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>>115359168
Which just means it's impossible, even for the most exceptional /a/non.
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>>115359155
http://mashable.com/2014/02/05/suicide-my-little-pony/
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>>115358757

I had to download some camera app with a timer to get a picture.

999/999

I'm not really swole, but pushups aren't about swole. It's about endurance.

I'm going to fucking sleep.
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>>115353792
Let's dance!
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>>115353792
Bring it
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>>115353792
Ok i am liking it, anyone care to explain how that works?
>>115357099
I will do the same but in KM. Okay here i go.
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>>115359155
anyone feel bad for them? the show was the last straw for them and it still wasn't enough.
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>>115359242
Motherfucker!
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>>115359242
Bravo anon bravo
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>>115359242
YOU DID IT

SWEET SWEET VICTORY
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>>115359242
Didn't even break a sweat at all?
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>>115359242
I really doubt you did 999 pushups with such an unhealthy physique.
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>>115359242

I'm very proud of you anon.
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>>115359242
Sasuga anon. Good night.
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>>115359217
The curse is broken! Now /a/nons can become /fit/ enough to carry their waifus

>>115359304
It did take him 2.5 hours, not unreasonable.
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>>115359242
yes my sweet anon, you're Shirou... you can now have a heart attack in peace
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>>115359252
Forget it i read that again and got it i seriously should go to sleep.

Fuck 52km even more than a marathon and i never have run longer than 20km i will try not to die or loose my feet.
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>>115353792
I'm prepared
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>>115357371
>>115359242
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>>115359462
Capture all his posts along the way and some reactions for good measure.
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>>115353792
I can barely do 5 but let's go with the last two numbers this time.
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>>115353792
niggas be chillin
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>>115359497
Heh.
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>>115359494
I'm not that anon haha just a reminder
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>>115359497
This was a short life.
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I can't even do one pushup. I don't know how.
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>>115353792
Rolling for 999-chan
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>>115359602
the secret is that you have to tense your ass like rock solid diamond
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>>115359602
Lie down, belly on the ground. Push your feet together and your toes to the floor, arms straight out, then 90 degrees down at the elbows.

When you are in this position, lift your chest off your ground, do not bend your knees, try to keep as straight as possible, no jutting your ass in the air. Push up, then bend your arms again until you're just barely off the ground, repeat for-fucking-ever.
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>>115353451
Magic is something that's really hard to teach. Like *insanely* hard to teach because magic functions differently for practically every person in the world.

How people use their magic and what it does is largely determind by origin, What people can do with it is further augmented by what their elements are. Tohsaka family uses jewels I've seen stuff that says their origin is jewels, others have said it's imaginary numbers though and then with those jewels they do stuff like store wind or fire spells in them or even just store mana that can be later converted into something else. Magic is largely experimentation, and eventually when you come to the 'end' of your career as a magus, it's your duty to bind all the knowledge you've acquired into one of your magic circuits and then forcibly turn that circuit into a spellbook of a kind called a 'crest' and pass that on to your heir (usually a son or daughter because it'd be impossible to use the crest without the same origin, and origins / elements tend to run in families).

It's possible to be taught theories and stuff like that by people who have the same elements but different origins, but in the end all of your magic will be your own.

Shirou is a special case as both his element and his origin are 'sword' - he cannot do regular magic, which is also why it's so hard to teach him anything beyond the fundamentals. But because his magic is ultra-specialized, he can do certain things like pull swords out of thin air... because his place in the metaphysical sense of the universe is that he *is* a sword and he cannot be distinguished from other swords.

Magic is also affected by where your magic circuits are located - if they're in your eyes doing magic can be quite painful but you'll have some advantages like potentially gaining "Mystic Eyes' - Look at someone the right way, say a few words to prepare your mind and you've just set someone on fire with a glance.
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>>115359602
how fat or anorexic are you exactly?
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I am the bone of my gains
Steel is my body and oats are my blood
I have done over a thousand squats
Unknown to cardio, Nor known to curls
Have withstood pain to do many pushups
Yet, those hands will never lift anything
So as I pray, unlimited /fit/ works
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>>115359679
96 kgs, 185 cms
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>>115359673

The Tohsaka magecraft is "transference". The magical alignment of Rin is "Average One", which is all five primary magical elements. The alignment of Sakura is "Imaginary Numbers" or the extremely rare sixth element, shadow. The gem magic they work is simply an application of Transference, they can use anything as their magical batteries so long as it has the aptitude for holding onto magical energy (which gems have a high quality for).

Rin and Sakura's origins are not known, and origins are not inheritable, nor do they have immediate relevancy to the magic crest.
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>>115359673
That's all fascinating, is all this covered in the visual novels? honestly I am not a typemoon fag at all but the concept and setting sounds amazing.
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>>115359800
It's touched upon extremely lightly.

Expect to do a lot of reading outside of the visual novels for the world building and actual concepts.
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>>115359673
Origins got nothing to do with magecraft, even normal people have origins, mages can use their origins to their advantage but it has nothing to do with how they'll learn.
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Last 4 digits. Oh wait, it's probably some small ass number like 0010
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>>115359673
>>115359800
Oh and later generations who receive the crest have the duty of expanding it... so having a 1000 year old crest is kind of a big deal as it means having more magic circuits to work with and having a huge repertoire of spells available to work with.

Turning away from your lineage (like kariya did) is considered to be the worst thing possible for a person capable of magic. If one has two heirs they'll generally pick the stronger and set up an arranged marriage / adoption for the second, as if both stay in the house you can end up with siblings murdering siblings just to have possession of the crest this is actually pretty common.

The clocktower has devised a method of 'storing' a crest in the case of someone important dying (probably something to do with homunculi), but it requires fast action.
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>>115359977
Everyone has an origin correct, but you're incorrect in saying they have nothing to do with magecraft - they're incredibly important to it.
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>>115360007
You literally waited for the last four digits to reach the high 9900s, knowing it'd be something small. Stop acting like you're hot shit.
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>>115353792
hi
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>>115353792
fug
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>>115352164
>>115351098
Shiro make me feel things...
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>>115353792
Manly roll. i don't give a fuck.
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>>115360046
No fucking shit, I was implying that I did check what the next post numbers will be. I'm surprised you're dumb enough to actually tell me what I already said in my post.



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