>that shitty range of motion
Are we supposed to be impressed with Shirou here? He's pretty much doing girl pushups.
I wish I was this fit.
>He's pretty much doing girl pushups
Shirou was trained by Kiritsugu who was trained by Natalia.
It all makes sense.
>Doesn't even go down to the floor
>sweating by just pushups
Quit cutting corners and being a pansy Shirou.
I am so hardcore I could do 4 push-ups straight without any hiccups.
Thats why he could do shit without hax power and plot armor.
>Wanting to be a hero of justice
>Capable of doing magic
Yet not training magic nor his magic properly
How do you train magic without a teacher? Do you try to bend spoons with your mind or something?
Manlets, when will they learn??
Based on Shirou's example you do it by inserting the magical equivalent of a sword heated to 500 degrees, Fahrenheit straight into your chest night after night without reprieve, even though you could have stopped after the first time.
why not just workout a bit instead of complaining about it? 40 minutes a day and you'll be there in a few months, assuming you're not some fatass american.
Read the fucking VN.
Shirou a shit
alright faggots this is now a push-up thread
last digit for pussy mode
last two for semi-respectable
last three for manly workout
Like hell, man. I just fapped.
Semi for me, be gentle.
Here OP, a chart for secondaries just like you.
With shirou as my inspiration, I'll go for the manly workout.
I just poured a bowl of frosted flakes, I will train my body for my king after I finish them.
Seems I forgot to mention, I will be doing all three categories.
PUSSY MODE REPORTING IN
lets do this shit
nah fuck you
>assuming you're not some fatass american
I am, currently in the middle of losing weight. From what I've read lifting will only let me preserve what muscle I have on me right now and not get any gains. I don't have any muscle on me so I don't really see the point in lifting at this point.
Say that to my face, not over the internet, and see what happens.
lets go pussy roll.
>tfw fatass amerilard
>haven't lost any weight despite starting to work out 8 months ago
I really need to start eating less. At least I can squat 300 pounds now.
/fit/ stop following me ;_;
might as well
Hey, I picked my drunken ass up off my chair, and did my god damn pushups. How many of you are even lifting yourself up and down repeatedly?
Nigga it's either one measuring system or the other my autism is acting up FUCK
Alright, faggot. Meet me at the full moon.
your metabolism is shit, blame your parents.
What kind of stuff do you eat and how much?
serious question which fate extra hero should I go with
ok so 247 push up was nice but id like to do a bit more so secondary semi-roll for burpies
Semi before i go to bed
Holy shit, Japan is actually retarded.
Pushups are not a good method of building muscle. Or working out at all for that matter. Pushups do not effectively build any arm strength.
By doing pushups, you make yourself better at doing pushups and nothing else. Do some lifts, squats, fucking ANYTHING. It will be more beneficial than doing pushups.
The number of pushups you end up being able to do after doing other workouts is more to show how your body has improved.
First time playing->Seiba
Playing as a girl->Archer
Playing as a male->Caster
fuck that, re-roll for more burpies
Do more cardio.
Fuck that. Doing 50
Lots of canned tuna, pasta and lentils recently in addition to most other meats and veggies. I don't feel like I'm eating junk, just way too much.
This was the hottest episode of the show.
>tfw high test
Roling for a semi-
That feel when can rep 225 lb bench press but look like shit with no muscle definition.
>I must complain over every small detail, like this maybe /a/-sempai will notice me
You're an idiot.
I got a semi for ya right here
I don't argue with morons, it isn't very fair.
Maybe you should just ignore OP's thread instead of bumping it.
Do one handed push-ups then!
>tfw she was always a little chubby, we just hardly ever got to see it
So, you don't have an argument, you were just baiting. Okay.
i'm doing it!
How do you know he didn't sage?
No, seriously. Seiba is good for first timers, do your shit with her, she's easy mode. Archer has a very nice connection to the FeMC as a caring older brother, isn't as hard to roll with during early game as Caster without New Game + bonuses. Caster is better for the third playthrough so you have the better gear to make early game easier and you know where to place your points. Remember not to go EX on anything as the points required to go from A++ to EX aren't worth it.
I played EX Luck Archer to go against Cu and eat his boy pussy raw
I wish I was that white. ;_;
Again, I don't argue with those that are mentally incapable of arguing.
You are free to disregard me as a le ebin troll or something so your feelings remain unhurt though.
Are you of Argentinian descent?
Why's everyone on night time /a/ drunk? Myself included.
Is OP the same cancerous Fate /fit/fag spamming /fit/ threads on /a/ everyday?
So if I'm the kind of person who likes losing over and over and picking hard first play through I should start with caster?
Does FemC have any kind of connection with Caster or am I going to miss all kind of fun dialogue?
>posting in 4chan
>not being white
Being drunk at night while watching anime/posting on /a/ is honestly the only reason I don't kill myself
No Im born in somalia but german by heart
I think so, but not even that, all servants should be played once. Saber in NG+ is just boring.
Caster has tons of great dialogue with MC, she wants to marry him by the end after all.
MAN MODE. I'VE GOT ALL NIGHT.
MANLY ROLL HERE WE GO
I was going for 999 but of well.
I JUST ROLLED THIS SHIT.
Someone is very lucky and someone isn't.
How did you do?
Lucky fucking fuck
now do it
RIP in pieces anon.
Well you've got it easy this time.
Rollin' for manly
> Not measuring weight in pounds
I smell a brit. TFW forever 5'11'' 50kg skeleton.
This won't end well.
Lift for those who can't
you can do it
You can do this anon!
>all those fatties that can't shut up about /fit/ matters because they actually believe they "could become fit if they wanted".
Just give up and fap.
We all know you aren't doing close to 1000 pushups tonight
fuck you, anime told me that I have willpowers
Ufotable should have used this song for the opening (not the animation spoils so much) I just dislike the opening they picked.
Rollin' for semi
Semi respectable roll
Lets do it faggots.
Fapping is for secondaries.
This thread is now incredibly manly.
I'll fap for you anon.
Rolling for semi.
Are you done yet, anon?
Armstrong give me strength!
If you're actually doing this your arms are gonna be jelly come tomorrow.
pushup are fun!
Any tag you want me to fap to?
I'm fapping to satsuki itsuka's shit right now.
>implying anyone would do this shit
anon if you're telling the truth you're my new waifu
Lifting doesn't give you muscle cells, but it does make those that you have significantly bigger (increasing the number of protein fibres that they contain). Your muscles will get bigger if you lift.
They're basically numb now. It's the shoulders and core that are starting to give out.
Only the greatest respect to anon. He will become the hero that we all need!
>Using the Imperial system
176cm 74kg athletic master race.
If I don't reach at least halfway, I can't respect myself in the morning.
Being manly is suffering.
GO ANON I BELIEVE IN YOU
>implying this anon is actually doing any pushups and not just posting intermittently to give the impression
If you complete them, you turn into a plane.
If you're depressed, read the /fit/ sticky and hit the gym every week on schedule until you like it. I haven't lifted in at least a year but god damn I was a much more confident, outgoing, happy man when I did.
If I remember correctly he did at least 100 pushups in the VN
He ran 15km a day, that shit is rough. Inhuman.
Semi here. Its too late and I'm too weak.
I thought he did 1000 pushups and situps every morning.
Seems it will be a really long night.
It's all them brain chemicals.
Wait, why didn't he go bald?
>All of that easy shit and then 10km a day.
Cup >>>> Cat
I remember him doing this
>actually doing 400 push-ups in fifty minutes
Because he's not Daiz.
All 3, baby!
I assure you, I am not your average anon.
Help me Scooby. Show me the way.
We got another
You're slowing down.
Go for it anonymous, you have the power of the trips now.
Are you rounding up or down?
I'll run miles equal to the last 2 digits I get when I wake up
Rolling for semi. WIll do them after breakfast.
Cardio and diet lowers metabolism, lifting keeps it up, and actually increases it.
You gotta lift to lose weight. Even if it didn't burn calories (which it does), you gotta do it to counteract the metabolic effects of cardio and dieting.
I was hoping for 001 or something but this works
Can't promise I'll do all 1080~ though, as much as I would like to.
99 miles, have fun being a Kenyan.
Fuck you. This shit sucks.
I'm trying to figure out how to take a picture or something. I'm running out of swole /a/ images.
KEEPING MY EYES ON THE ROAD, I SEE YOU
KEEPING MY HANDS ON THE WHEEL, I HOLD YOU
100+last two digits.
Getting there, anon.
You're 2/3 there. Also, take a picture of your hands maybe they have a noticeable change from 600 push ups.
I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR STORY IS PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE AGES
Wow, so epic.
time for pain
Man, and here I am suffering about my 56 ones. I managed to run out of strenght and fall on my face from 53 to 54.
NOW I'm 2/3 of the way there.
I don't really see anything interesting about my hands. Been watching Haruhi S2 to get through this. E8 is weirdly therapeutic in this state.
Guess ill join in semi workout
Carnival Phantasm is the worst shit ever devised.
Tsukihime, on the other hand, is a great VN.
pls be gentle
Last two all in one set.
Last three throughout the rest of the day.
Let's try semi-respectable then
I'll do it for my waifu.
Pussy mode but I still want a 0.
I've been doing more watching Haruhi than pushups...
Post shirtless pic pls
>I don't know what range of motion is!
Semi just to get pumped up to write that paper
I'll take the semi one but only if you notice me, senpai
Jesus Christ. Those first 200 seem so easy at this point.
you lucked out gaylord
What, fuck that, rerolling.
Since I'm going on a business trip tomorrow I'll do last 4 digits spread throughout 5 days.
>inb4 the qt co-worker walks into the hotel room
>"a-anon we're lat-... ara ara~"
Do your one push-up and get to work on your paper, anon. It's your future.
le manly face
>8040 pushups in 5 days
Only about 200 to go, anon!
Do women really like push-ups? In my experience they don't seem to care much. One-handed pull-ups on the other hand...
One-day record is 46,001. His arms will be pretty fatigued probably, but it's not at all impossible.
I believe in you, anon. Don't give up. After I finish my 80, I'm rolling for another manly. I'm here with you.
I was trying to finish before 1 am, but that's not happening.
>before 1 AM
West coast bro?
Not like I have anything better to do with my life
Just give up, even One Punch Man doesn't do that many a day.
I can't get more than 10 at a time out anymore. It's just too fucking much.
It's too late for this shit, but rolling.`
But One Punch Man is dead.
C'mon fatass, just 99 more.
Progress is progress! Don't give up now.
>"did" 50 more in 6 minutes after "doing" hundreds
We know you're lying.
The funny thing is that when the point-of-view shifts, he's doing real pushups.
You got 99 problems, but a being a bitch ain't one.
Wait 60 seconds. Do 10 pushups. Wait 60 seconds. Do 10 pushups.
It's not that bad. The pain comes tomorrow morning.
You're almost there. We believe in you.
Rolling for last two.
Are you kill?
My day should be better if I do a semi-rollin!
Last 4 for Kinnikuman tier workout
Anon, it's 3AM. I stayed up to see you win the Gainsb owl. You wouldn't want to disappoint your fans right?
Fine, semi it is.
I think he is.
Nigga, he dead.
LET'S DO THIS SHIT
Great job /a/. You killed another person.
He's dead jim
RIP in pieces anon
Let it be known he died with massive gains.
Probably had a heart attack at 998. This shouldn't have ever been attempted on /a/.
B-but he wasn't the average anon!
Fucking dammit anon
Which just means it's impossible, even for the most exceptional /a/non.
I had to download some camera app with a timer to get a picture.
I'm not really swole, but pushups aren't about swole. It's about endurance.
I'm going to fucking sleep.
Ok i am liking it, anyone care to explain how that works?
I will do the same but in KM. Okay here i go.
anyone feel bad for them? the show was the last straw for them and it still wasn't enough.
Bravo anon bravo
YOU DID IT
SWEET SWEET VICTORY
Didn't even break a sweat at all?
I really doubt you did 999 pushups with such an unhealthy physique.
I'm very proud of you anon.
Sasuga anon. Good night.
The curse is broken! Now /a/nons can become /fit/ enough to carry their waifus
It did take him 2.5 hours, not unreasonable.
yes my sweet anon, you're Shirou... you can now have a heart attack in peace
Forget it i read that again and got it i seriously should go to sleep.
Fuck 52km even more than a marathon and i never have run longer than 20km i will try not to die or loose my feet.
Capture all his posts along the way and some reactions for good measure.
I can barely do 5 but let's go with the last two numbers this time.
niggas be chillin
I'm not that anon haha just a reminder
This was a short life.
I can't even do one pushup. I don't know how.
Rolling for 999-chan
the secret is that you have to tense your ass like rock solid diamond
Lie down, belly on the ground. Push your feet together and your toes to the floor, arms straight out, then 90 degrees down at the elbows.
When you are in this position, lift your chest off your ground, do not bend your knees, try to keep as straight as possible, no jutting your ass in the air. Push up, then bend your arms again until you're just barely off the ground, repeat for-fucking-ever.
Magic is something that's really hard to teach. Like *insanely* hard to teach because magic functions differently for practically every person in the world.
How people use their magic and what it does is largely determind by origin, What people can do with it is further augmented by what their elements are. Tohsaka family uses jewels I've seen stuff that says their origin is jewels, others have said it's imaginary numbers though and then with those jewels they do stuff like store wind or fire spells in them or even just store mana that can be later converted into something else. Magic is largely experimentation, and eventually when you come to the 'end' of your career as a magus, it's your duty to bind all the knowledge you've acquired into one of your magic circuits and then forcibly turn that circuit into a spellbook of a kind called a 'crest' and pass that on to your heir (usually a son or daughter because it'd be impossible to use the crest without the same origin, and origins / elements tend to run in families).
It's possible to be taught theories and stuff like that by people who have the same elements but different origins, but in the end all of your magic will be your own.
Shirou is a special case as both his element and his origin are 'sword' - he cannot do regular magic, which is also why it's so hard to teach him anything beyond the fundamentals. But because his magic is ultra-specialized, he can do certain things like pull swords out of thin air... because his place in the metaphysical sense of the universe is that he *is* a sword and he cannot be distinguished from other swords.
Magic is also affected by where your magic circuits are located - if they're in your eyes doing magic can be quite painful but you'll have some advantages like potentially gaining "Mystic Eyes' - Look at someone the right way, say a few words to prepare your mind and you've just set someone on fire with a glance.
how fat or anorexic are you exactly?
I am the bone of my gains
Steel is my body and oats are my blood
I have done over a thousand squats
Unknown to cardio, Nor known to curls
Have withstood pain to do many pushups
Yet, those hands will never lift anything
So as I pray, unlimited /fit/ works
96 kgs, 185 cms
The Tohsaka magecraft is "transference". The magical alignment of Rin is "Average One", which is all five primary magical elements. The alignment of Sakura is "Imaginary Numbers" or the extremely rare sixth element, shadow. The gem magic they work is simply an application of Transference, they can use anything as their magical batteries so long as it has the aptitude for holding onto magical energy (which gems have a high quality for).
Rin and Sakura's origins are not known, and origins are not inheritable, nor do they have immediate relevancy to the magic crest.
That's all fascinating, is all this covered in the visual novels? honestly I am not a typemoon fag at all but the concept and setting sounds amazing.
It's touched upon extremely lightly.
Expect to do a lot of reading outside of the visual novels for the world building and actual concepts.
Origins got nothing to do with magecraft, even normal people have origins, mages can use their origins to their advantage but it has nothing to do with how they'll learn.
Last 4 digits. Oh wait, it's probably some small ass number like 0010
Oh and later generations who receive the crest have the duty of expanding it... so having a 1000 year old crest is kind of a big deal as it means having more magic circuits to work with and having a huge repertoire of spells available to work with.
Turning away from your lineage (like kariya did) is considered to be the worst thing possible for a person capable of magic. If one has two heirs they'll generally pick the stronger and set up an arranged marriage / adoption for the second, as if both stay in the house you can end up with siblings murdering siblings just to have possession of the crest this is actually pretty common.
The clocktower has devised a method of 'storing' a crest in the case of someone important dying (probably something to do with homunculi), but it requires fast action.
Everyone has an origin correct, but you're incorrect in saying they have nothing to do with magecraft - they're incredibly important to it.
You literally waited for the last four digits to reach the high 9900s, knowing it'd be something small. Stop acting like you're hot shit.
Shiro make me feel things...
Manly roll. i don't give a fuck.
No fucking shit, I was implying that I did check what the next post numbers will be. I'm surprised you're dumb enough to actually tell me what I already said in my post.