>Your waifu is reborn into the real world as a normal human (if she isn't) and becomes your roommate.
>you're waifu will never be real
she would be a ugly 3dpd
and would not be my waifu
Well this is awkward. Someone was making Mami jokes,and I was trying to get him to stop. So I asked why he hadn't moved on to making Nui jokes. Sorry.
Immediate kinship unto friendship; after 2-3 weeks of closeness and growing closer, likely romance, albeit not necessarily for the lust of sex, only the unequaled intimacy
hell yes this is going to be sweet
Get in here :)
Well gosh, I hope she speaks English well enough and overcomes her shortcomings to communicate with at least me.
If so, she'd have to overcome them even more. Both my other roommates are normalfags and will be engaging her in pointless conversations.
>Don't worry about it!
That's the joke
you just excluded anyone with a non-human waifu from participating in this thread, as that change would turn their waifu into a different person.
Er...this would be interesting.
>tfw we share a kitchen and bathroom.
Better not fuck up my inspections.
I'm sorry again, you were asking a question.
Well my life would get instantly better, that's for sure. And I would hope that I would have the same effect on her. All the time hoping I can convey my feelings properly.
I hope she doesn't mind living on land
but we have a ton of rivers she can do her job in
you depressed roleplay faggots need your own fucking containment board
>no pointy ears
>this kills the elf
If it was really her, however, i would try my best to start a lifelong relationship.
forgot my image
You just loove to bump your cancer don't you
Intelligent and loves to laugh. Everything is good.
You forgot to mention that she's pretty too
We become the ultimate couple. I'd also have to teach her Spanish. She could probably help me reinforce my math... I guess she would be coming to school with me, too.
But I own my home. Does she show up and start paying part of the mortgage? B-because that's essentially marriage, anon.
If she turns into a real human she'll probably just be like every other girl in my life.
Will never know my true feelings and/or won't reciprocate them. ;_;
>wanting to turn your waifu into 3dpd
Satan pls go and take your hell with you
So you're basically admitting that she'd never be into you? You need to step it up then, and become somebody she would be into.
>As your roommate.
But my campus doesn't allow co-ed rooms. What do I do?!
She's there secretly, because she wants to be close to you.
Is dat Nui? She is the cutest.
Does she live in the closet with the guns and washed clothes?
I'd drop my spaghetti and never talk to her, just like with real girls
Why yes it is.
>that shit-tier gif is 2.7 MB
Jesus, I know webm has spoiled me lately, but this is just terrifying.
Yeah, and then at night she sneaks into bed with her husbando.
I enjoy her company for a while...
...then I wake up ;_;
And what becomes of my current roommate?
B-but I still live at home, how might that work?
>my mom's face when
I hate C.C.anons so much. Fucking Creayus is obsessed with her. I'd give so much to have an artist of their caliber that's obsessed with Kallen.
Does her age scale? If it doesn't, nothing would happen except everything being really creepy.
Threaten to murder him if he tells anyone about your lover staying with you.
>She would probably become annoying after a while as all anime tropes are irl.
>she would take social justice clases, cut her hair, get tramp stamps,and get a closet full of tanktops and yoga pants.
>continue normal daily routine except im probably getting leached out of rent.
It's been a while, I thought you left for good
So you're waifu is the kind of person to leech off you and be a cunt to you? You don't seem to have much faith in her.
stop being so clingy.
that or you're just ugly and or fat. If that' the case their is not much you can do.
That might make things a little uncomfortable around here, but then again, he just finished Code Geass for the first time, two days ago, so he'd probably be too confused by seeing Kallen to say a thing.
It has been quite a while indeed. Greetings anon.
a women a perfect from birth anon.
It's just this smog of progressive poison makes women into 3DPD.
Remember back in our grandparents day, they got married to their kawaii classmates and childhood friend just like our Chinese cartoons.
I'd also try to find what force brought her here and use it to get my daughteru as well. Pic related.
She's the same as she was before except the whole god thing and I bet after one or two drunk parties I'll be able to get in her pants.
>not much you can do
Losing weight really isn't that hard, and unless you have a really fucked-up looking face covered in pepperoni and shit, women don't really care too much about your looks so long as you keep clean.
She's a big girl.
Nothing, she would take no interest in me.
>tfw I didn't even know about Creayus for the first year
God damn I'm loving life now.
How am I supposed to find the privacy to masturbate if my waifu is my roommate?
With Haruhi you'll have to play the game her way. Basically she is going to be the won that gets in your pants.
No Nyaruko, nobody to be obsessed over.
No Mahiro, I'm now the closest friendly "shounen"
She's no longer a horrifying fire monster in disguise, so there's no sanity loss or impregnation to worry about.
What would happen? Video games and anime punctuated by sex, in all likelihood.
Please, C.C.friend! Convince them to show Kallen some love! I scrounge through every dump they put on Pixiv just hoping for a Kallen image or two.
ask her to help
Masturbate in the bathroom. That's what most married men do.
I'm not ruining my waifu's purity before marriage.
You expect me to bring my laptop into the bathroom? That's incredibly suspicious. Plus it's not comfortable at all, and cumming in the shower creates a huge mess.
>being so unimaginative you need a computer to wax your carrot
If she's your roommate, you're pretty much married already.
get a tablet yah poorfag.
Why would you masturbate when you have a perfectly good waifu to use instead?
Anon, I think she can help you with that problem.
Nothing will have changed 1101
I have been betrayed by captcha
>have a perfectly good waifu to use
I dont think thats the right word, maybe something that involves swooning and love making.
>If she's your roommate, you're pretty much married already.
This is how restraining orders happen.
>Nothing will have changed
What about the fact that your motzagrill waifu will lose her snake form and have two legs instead?
Best bros for life.
She wouldn't be a lamia anymore. She can't coil you up with her tail, which is the fucking best thing about lamias. What would even be the point.
She can still wrap her legs around me
>nothing has changed
What would your waifu say is your best quality /a/non?
She would look at me with comtempt and finally move out
I want to impregnate my waifu so badly!
>This is how restraining orders happen.
Weren't you just telling me to threaten my roommate with murder?
Why's that, anon?
My sense of humor, or my hair.
Thank god I finally moved out.
Walk around wearing nothing but socks and trunks and drink from a wine bottle while I watch tv in the living room.
He's just a guy, who cares, would you risk creeping out your waifu and having her avoid you forever?
Dont blow it.
We'd probably get along pretty damn well, it'd just be like having a total bro as a roommate A bro that I want to fuck and who's hair I want to gently stroke as I whisper sweet nothings into their ear
You're waifu is seriously the prettiest, i even admit she has mine outclassed in th beauty department.
Who is she? GRIS doesn't bring up anything.
I want to be possessed by my waifu. I want her to make me hers and only hers, to the point that being without her love doesn't even cross my mind.
Why can't I have this?
>>Your waifu is reborn into the real world as a normal human
So she's fully human instead of 50%. She'd just be a clone of her mother then, just dense, lighter haired, and possibly taller. I'd miss her fangs, wings and red orange eyes though. If she was my roommate I'd probably spaghetti like the MC of her manga, she'd never notice my feelings and possibly dates other men. I'd hate to get pseudo NTR'd.
We'd finally be able to be together, even if in a less than desirable world.
We'd still be overjoyed so that now we can finally begin our life together!
I want to hug my waifu so badly!
Hey we finally got our threads back it seems
I want to hug my waifu too!
Seemed like everyone was going to sleep, so I'm pleasantly surprised.
>we finally got our threads back it seems
No, I'm talking about THOSE threads
Just ignore us.
I'm so confused.
I don't have a waifu. I wish I had one.
I think in one point in my life I just lost the ability to love. I love cute girls but it's not "that" kind of love.
I feel kinda empty.
The waifu impregnation ones?
Don't worry about it.
You can't just pique my curiosity like that, anon.
I'm just talking about /v/ waifu threads
Have you ever drawn your waifu?
Oh, now I see what you mean. It still is surprising.
Waifu threads were banned on /v/? When? Last time I've been was mid last year, but I thought they seemed pretty popular.
I would miss her features, but as long as personality stays the same, I'm ok with it.
I would rather move over to her world though, I think it would be easier or the both of us.
Working on a pic of Ahiru poking Kino.
They were banned for about a week because some faggot started spamming them, but he's gone now, hopefully forever.
That's nice, I hope you post it when it's done.
Sure thing. Might be a day or two though.
>living with a loli in a frat house
should be interesting
I get turned into her personal sex slave so I guess..it's good?
I don't think I could be happier.
Nichijou can go to school as long as she's home when I'm back from work, so I can have the bestest dinner every day.
Isn't her name Nano?
>having a literal toaster as a waifu
Nano confirmed for most useful waifu.
And she has cool weapons too.
For those of you with a school-age waifu, would you be willing to help her with her homework?
My waifu never went to school. I wonder if she knows how to read and write, she probably can't do basic math. It would be fun and cute to teach her.
>Nichijou can go to school as long as she's home
I.........what? I don't even-
>tfw Nano is my actually waifu and now I find this upsetting.
N-Nano isn't a girl?
Being a history/literature academic guy, I'd try, but she'd probably be better than me at math despite her being a high school dropout.
My waifu is a quick learner. If she went back to school, she probably wouldn't need my help.
Goodnight waifu thread.
She's a hard worker, she doesn't have much problem with schoolwork.
But I'd definitely help her out to make her life that much easier! At least I know I can help her with English for sure.
Would mai waifu be a girl?
When I'm drawing Kino, you know what gets my procrastination sense going. Her outfit. I can never find a good place to start.
If she were real, there's no way she could ever fall for a guy like me.
I'm sorry, this is really sneaky, but I thought you made a good point in the previous thread so I responded to you. I hope you'll read it.
What would you do if you were in the process of lovemaking and your waifu asked you do her doggystyle while pulling her hair and spanking her?
Would you be able to?
Replied right there!
It certainly is a somewhat elaborate outfit! But I'm sure that you'll be able to make her look wonderful in it.