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>Your waifu is reborn into the real world as a normal human (if she isn't) and becomes your roommate.

What happens?
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>you're waifu will never be real
:^)
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>>115349501
she would be a ugly 3dpd
and would not be my waifu
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>>115349501
Well this is awkward. Someone was making Mami jokes,and I was trying to get him to stop. So I asked why he hadn't moved on to making Nui jokes. Sorry.
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Immediate kinship unto friendship; after 2-3 weeks of closeness and growing closer, likely romance, albeit not necessarily for the lust of sex, only the unequaled intimacy
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>>115349501
hell yes this is going to be sweet
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http://wut.realniggasdo.com

Get in here :)
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Well gosh, I hope she speaks English well enough and overcomes her shortcomings to communicate with at least me.

If so, she'd have to overcome them even more. Both my other roommates are normalfags and will be engaging her in pointless conversations.

>Hey Tomoko!
>N-Nani?
>Don't worry about it!

That's the joke
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>normal human
you just excluded anyone with a non-human waifu from participating in this thread, as that change would turn their waifu into a different person.
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Er...this would be interesting.
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>>115349501
>tfw we share a kitchen and bathroom.

Better not fuck up my inspections.
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>>115349501
I'm sorry again, you were asking a question.

Well my life would get instantly better, that's for sure. And I would hope that I would have the same effect on her. All the time hoping I can convey my feelings properly.
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I hope she doesn't mind living on land

but we have a ton of rivers she can do her job in
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>>115349501
you depressed roleplay faggots need your own fucking containment board
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>>115349501
>normal human
>no pointy ears
>this kills the elf

If it was really her, however, i would try my best to start a lifelong relationship.
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>>115351193
forgot my image
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>>115351313
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>>115352218
You just loove to bump your cancer don't you
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Intelligent and loves to laugh. Everything is good.
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>>115352453
You forgot to mention that she's pretty too
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>>115349501
We become the ultimate couple. I'd also have to teach her Spanish. She could probably help me reinforce my math... I guess she would be coming to school with me, too.
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>>115349501
>roommate
But I own my home. Does she show up and start paying part of the mortgage? B-because that's essentially marriage, anon.
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If she turns into a real human she'll probably just be like every other girl in my life.

Will never know my true feelings and/or won't reciprocate them. ;_;
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>>115349501
>wanting to turn your waifu into 3dpd
Satan pls go and take your hell with you
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>>115353232
So you're basically admitting that she'd never be into you? You need to step it up then, and become somebody she would be into.
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>As your roommate.
But my campus doesn't allow co-ed rooms. What do I do?!
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>>115353446
She's there secretly, because she wants to be close to you.
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>>115349501

Is dat Nui? She is the cutest.
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>>115353532
Does she live in the closet with the guns and washed clothes?
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I'd drop my spaghetti and never talk to her, just like with real girls
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>>115353536
Why yes it is.
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>>115353561
>that shit-tier gif is 2.7 MB
Jesus, I know webm has spoiled me lately, but this is just terrifying.
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>>115353586
Yeah, and then at night she sneaks into bed with her husbando.
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I enjoy her company for a while...

...then I wake up ;_;
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>>115353532
And what becomes of my current roommate?
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>>115353601
this
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B-but I still live at home, how might that work?
>my mom's face when
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>>115353773
I hate C.C.anons so much. Fucking Creayus is obsessed with her. I'd give so much to have an artist of their caliber that's obsessed with Kallen.
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Does her age scale? If it doesn't, nothing would happen except everything being really creepy.
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>>115353808
Threaten to murder him if he tells anyone about your lover staying with you.
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>3DPD
>She would probably become annoying after a while as all anime tropes are irl.
>she would take social justice clases, cut her hair, get tramp stamps,and get a closet full of tanktops and yoga pants.
>continue normal daily routine except im probably getting leached out of rent.

thanks OP
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>>115353808
It's been a while, I thought you left for good
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>>115353925
So you're waifu is the kind of person to leech off you and be a cunt to you? You don't seem to have much faith in her.
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>>115353232
>tips fedora

stop being so clingy.

that or you're just ugly and or fat. If that' the case their is not much you can do.
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>>115353914
That might make things a little uncomfortable around here, but then again, he just finished Code Geass for the first time, two days ago, so he'd probably be too confused by seeing Kallen to say a thing.

>>115353943
It has been quite a while indeed. Greetings anon.
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>>115354083
a women a perfect from birth anon.
It's just this smog of progressive poison makes women into 3DPD.

Remember back in our grandparents day, they got married to their kawaii classmates and childhood friend just like our Chinese cartoons.
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I'd also try to find what force brought her here and use it to get my daughteru as well. Pic related.
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She's the same as she was before except the whole god thing and I bet after one or two drunk parties I'll be able to get in her pants.
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>>115354097
>not much you can do
Losing weight really isn't that hard, and unless you have a really fucked-up looking face covered in pepperoni and shit, women don't really care too much about your looks so long as you keep clean.

>>115354184
She's a big girl.
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>>115349501
Nothing, she would take no interest in me.
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>>115353868
>tfw I didn't even know about Creayus for the first year

God damn I'm loving life now.
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>>115353911
Yes.
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How am I supposed to find the privacy to masturbate if my waifu is my roommate?
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>>115354208
With Haruhi you'll have to play the game her way. Basically she is going to be the won that gets in your pants.
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>>115349501

No Nyaruko, nobody to be obsessed over.
No Mahiro, I'm now the closest friendly "shounen"
She's no longer a horrifying fire monster in disguise, so there's no sanity loss or impregnation to worry about.

What would happen? Video games and anime punctuated by sex, in all likelihood.
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>>115354324
Please, C.C.friend! Convince them to show Kallen some love! I scrounge through every dump they put on Pixiv just hoping for a Kallen image or two.
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>>115354356
ask her to help
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>>115354356
Masturbate in the bathroom. That's what most married men do.
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>>115354421
I'm not ruining my waifu's purity before marriage.

>>115354515
You expect me to bring my laptop into the bathroom? That's incredibly suspicious. Plus it's not comfortable at all, and cumming in the shower creates a huge mess.
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>>115354593
>being so unimaginative you need a computer to wax your carrot
If she's your roommate, you're pretty much married already.
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>>115354593
get a tablet yah poorfag.

>>115354377
Lovely waifu
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>>115354356
Why would you masturbate when you have a perfectly good waifu to use instead?
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>>115354356
Anon, I think she can help you with that problem.
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Nothing will have changed 1101
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>>115354845
I have been betrayed by captcha
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>>115354683
>have a perfectly good waifu to use
>use
I dont think thats the right word, maybe something that involves swooning and love making.

>>115354664
>If she's your roommate, you're pretty much married already.
This is how restraining orders happen.

>>115354845
>Nothing will have changed
What about the fact that your motzagrill waifu will lose her snake form and have two legs instead?
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>>115349501
Best bros for life.
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>>115354845
She wouldn't be a lamia anymore. She can't coil you up with her tail, which is the fucking best thing about lamias. What would even be the point.
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>>115354977
She can still wrap her legs around me
>nothing has changed

What would your waifu say is your best quality /a/non?
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She would look at me with comtempt and finally move out
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I want to impregnate my waifu so badly!
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>>115355100
_____ pls
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>>115354977
>This is how restraining orders happen.
Weren't you just telling me to threaten my roommate with murder?
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>>115355091
Why's that, anon?
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>>115355075
My sense of humor, or my hair.
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Thank god I finally moved out.

Walk around wearing nothing but socks and trunks and drink from a wine bottle while I watch tv in the living room.
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>>115355309
He's just a guy, who cares, would you risk creeping out your waifu and having her avoid you forever?
Dont blow it.
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>>115355549
True enough!
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>>115349501
We'd probably get along pretty damn well, it'd just be like having a total bro as a roommate A bro that I want to fuck and who's hair I want to gently stroke as I whisper sweet nothings into their ear
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>>115350813
Militarybro?
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>>115355767
You're waifu is seriously the prettiest, i even admit she has mine outclassed in th beauty department.
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>>115355767
Who is she? GRIS doesn't bring up anything.
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I want to be possessed by my waifu. I want her to make me hers and only hers, to the point that being without her love doesn't even cross my mind.
Why can't I have this?
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>>Your waifu is reborn into the real world as a normal human

So she's fully human instead of 50%. She'd just be a clone of her mother then, just dense, lighter haired, and possibly taller. I'd miss her fangs, wings and red orange eyes though. If she was my roommate I'd probably spaghetti like the MC of her manga, she'd never notice my feelings and possibly dates other men. I'd hate to get pseudo NTR'd.
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>>115349501
We'd finally be able to be together, even if in a less than desirable world.

We'd still be overjoyed so that now we can finally begin our life together!
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>>115355100
I want to hug my waifu so badly!
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>>115357420
Hey we finally got our threads back it seems

I want to hug my waifu too!
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>>115357458
Seemed like everyone was going to sleep, so I'm pleasantly surprised.
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>>115357458
>we finally got our threads back it seems
Huh?
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>>115357522
No, I'm talking about THOSE threads
>>115357539
Just ignore us.
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>>115357558
I'm so confused.
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I don't have a waifu. I wish I had one.
I think in one point in my life I just lost the ability to love. I love cute girls but it's not "that" kind of love.
I feel kinda empty.
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>>115357558
The waifu impregnation ones?
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>>115357581
Don't worry about it.
>>115357603
No.
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>>115357644
You can't just pique my curiosity like that, anon.
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>>115357710
I'm just talking about /v/ waifu threads
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Have you ever drawn your waifu?
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>>115357750
Oh, now I see what you mean. It still is surprising.
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>>115357750
Waifu threads were banned on /v/? When? Last time I've been was mid last year, but I thought they seemed pretty popular.
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>>115349501
I would miss her features, but as long as personality stays the same, I'm ok with it.

I would rather move over to her world though, I think it would be easier or the both of us.
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>>115357847
Working on a pic of Ahiru poking Kino.
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>>115357880
They were banned for about a week because some faggot started spamming them, but he's gone now, hopefully forever.
>>115357910
That's nice, I hope you post it when it's done.
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>>115357933
Sure thing. Might be a day or two though.
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>living with a loli in a frat house
should be interesting
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>>115349501
I get turned into her personal sex slave so I guess..it's good?

It's Momo
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>>115349501
I don't think I could be happier.
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>>115349501
Nichijou can go to school as long as she's home when I'm back from work, so I can have the bestest dinner every day.
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>>115358211
Isn't her name Nano?
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>>115358211
>having a literal toaster as a waifu
Nano confirmed for most useful waifu.
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>>115358245
And she has cool weapons too.
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For those of you with a school-age waifu, would you be willing to help her with her homework?
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>>115358373
My waifu never went to school. I wonder if she knows how to read and write, she probably can't do basic math. It would be fun and cute to teach her.
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>>115358211
>Nichijou can go to school as long as she's home
>Nichijou
>she

I.........what? I don't even-

>tfw Nano is my actually waifu and now I find this upsetting.
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>>115358492
N-Nano isn't a girl?
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>>115358373
Being a history/literature academic guy, I'd try, but she'd probably be better than me at math despite her being a high school dropout.
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>>115358373
My waifu is a quick learner. If she went back to school, she probably wouldn't need my help.
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Goodnight waifu thread.
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>>115358373
She's a hard worker, she doesn't have much problem with schoolwork.

But I'd definitely help her out to make her life that much easier! At least I know I can help her with English for sure.
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>>115349501
Would mai waifu be a girl?
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When I'm drawing Kino, you know what gets my procrastination sense going. Her outfit. I can never find a good place to start.
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>>115349501
If she were real, there's no way she could ever fall for a guy like me.
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>>115358851
I'm sorry, this is really sneaky, but I thought you made a good point in the previous thread so I responded to you. I hope you'll read it.
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What would you do if you were in the process of lovemaking and your waifu asked you do her doggystyle while pulling her hair and spanking her?
Would you be able to?
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>>115359874
Replied right there!

>>115359407
It certainly is a somewhat elaborate outfit! But I'm sure that you'll be able to make her look wonderful in it.



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