Was becoming Chaika part of your plan?
It was some guy's plan.
No one cared who I was until I became Chaika.
Of course... Chaika refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.
I wish I could become a half Chaika. Of course, that includes becoming a little girl.
Chaika plan, next step?
Crashing this thread. With no survivors.
Carlos saw what you did there
Chaika! Big guy!
If I took the eyebrows off would you die?
Would be. Extreme pain!
You're an annoying cunt.
You're a big chaika
I will always hate and love /tv/ for inventing baneposting.
It sure isn't part of her plan. The intense trauma pain causes vivi to awaken as chaika.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Chaika thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" mwee face girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a moe anime. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Chaikafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is " YES CHAIKA YES CHAIKA YES CHAIKA YES CHAIKA ." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
That guy Gillette he didn't die so good.
he wonder! Why Chaika, when man die
Some bigguy's plan?
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
Isn't it Chaika posting in this instance
Well, Gaz is actually a pretty big guy.
>not already being a cute little girl
>if not the alternative trap chaika
When does Gillette come back?
Purple Chaika is love. I hope she will get the T man eventually.
Crash, fortress, no survivors!
I still wonder. Why do none of them even look Russian despite clearly being Russian?
Russians always have white hair in anime though
Not sure, should be on Vol 9 events but Bones is going to show the Chaika twins (Vol 8) first similar to how Red was introduced earier in season 1
YOU SUCK AS CHIAKA!! FUCKING DIE!
VIVI BEST CHAIKA
BADASS OF S2
What about Balalaika? She's blonde.
And she looks more Russian than someone whose name are actual words in Russian, though noone is retarded enough to call their kid Seagull Car.
My african friends.
You're saying that like you have something against breasts that sag a bit.
As expected of natural breasts with decent size
Nah. It's just the anime design being retarded.
>More firm and a bit smaller
>Saggier and a bit stretched
Damn it, BONES.
I honestly like both.
>caring more about girl's body than about her personality
So much shit taste on this board.
Disappearing neck scar?
Who said I only care about her body?
I like tha package for what's inside.
>not massaging Viivi's breasts so they become firmer and bigger
Nah, massage doesn't do that.
IT MAKES SOMETHING FIRMER
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I set myself up for that one.