Chaika on the front page!
Send help! My dick is experiencing rapid expansion.
Send Freddy, My dick is experiencing rapid expansion.
chaika is epic!
What does it feel like to be inside a Chaika
What does Chaika taste like?
Glad we got to see red chaika and her delicious thighs again also she's hot for toru
>tfw no harem of Chaikas
Calm down, Tooru. Akari is watching.
I wanna cum on her eyebrows
this is my favorite animeme
He wants her to watch.
I think I have diabetes now.
That's reason to go keep going.
Glorious red ass of the people.
Weekly Chaika's face is the best thing to happen to /a/ in a long time. Prove me wrong.
I'd imagine like potatoes.
Is Chaika part of a balanced breakfast?
why the fuck would we want to prove you wrong?
We're all brothers in chaika here anon.
Chaika. Want Toru! Feel moist!
Those hambones are always visible so they are not special.
Chaika is viable for all meals
Chaika should Chaika Chaika
is it ok to have sex with chaika
With blue Chaika
Only blue chaika. She a slut
How much would you give red Chaika for a lap dance?
Twins next episode baby. It's happening.
So many Chaika in the world. I want to impregnate them all.
How about consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands and being leg-locked?
None. I don't want her to break my hips. I'll use my money on Freddy lap dances.
That's a given. Except with blue, you dick would die.
My secret body part. If you know what I mean.
What are you getting at anon
blue chaika is dead
you lost me.
>there are people who have NEVER EVER had Church's Chicken
Why isn't there a Chaika edit yet?
Is that an innuendo?
It ain't that good. I'd say they overcook it and their spicy's pretty terrible.
>there are people who have never had home made fried chicken from Louisiana
Feel sorry for you guys.
Chicken a shit. Fish is way better
Fuck you faggots, KFC is shit and I don't want to waste the money but you made me hungry and I don't want to drive very far.
Fish has bones.
Fuck that noise, never again.
>That feel when you got food poisoning from some spoiled fried chicken last week
Can we not talk about chicken.
Who are these semen demons?
Slightly off black Chaikas.
I'd love that place a lot more if it wasn't so fucking expensive.
>chicken doesn't have bones
Why are there not more Golden Chicks? I want chicken tenders and cream gravy now. Also chaika.
That ass simply must be illegal because it's too fine.
>not liking bones
>not being a neanderthal
stay civilian, pleb.
Fred's starting to give me a vore fetish
>tfw moving away from the deep south
At least I can buy alcohol on sundays and no more guns around me...
I pledge allegiance to that ass.
Chicken bones are huge and don't stick in your throat like a pin needle.
Chicken is far superior.
>doesn't like guns
Cut off your balls and get it over with, hippie faggot.
I will give ATK a blowjob on the spot if he's into that for gratitude of these glorious images
I'm not very religious
>being from the south
>not liking guns
I don't think so.
woah dude calm down
It's just weird we complain about militarized police force but it's totally ok to have guns in church.
I just lived there for a few years, Iced tea was fucking GOAT
What the fuck man.
What does Chaika's pubes look like?
> no more guns around me...
Well then, that explains everything,
Never come back.
She 14, she has few to none.
Her eyebrows beg to differ
>It's just weird we complain about militarized police force but it's totally ok to have guns in church.
That's really more on principal than anything, really. Don't complain to me, I think open carry is for retards and I usually don't bother doing things on principal, but you have to understand how stubborn some of these guys can be. I'm quite sure you already do.
And to a lot of these guys, the guns are a counter to said police force. Let's not get into an argument over the particulars of such a notion in a chaika thread.
Eyebrows have no coloration to pubes.
It's great that we get one each week.
What the fuck man
>two melee fighters and a magic user vs one guy with a bow
Did she always talk like that? I thought she spoke normally in S1
No, it's perfect.
Who has bushier eyebrows anyway, Chaika or Satsuki?
Broken speech in s1 as well
Don't know but this i know, Satsuki a shit and Chaika a perfect.
>not liking hairy girls
Nothing. It's just funny how that guy had absolutely no chance.
How do you think your fluffy white chicken nuggets are made new friends? By hugging the chickens to death?
I was quite hairy before 14 and it starts to grow earlier for girls.
I'm not a spic or have a fetish for shitty hygiene.
Supersize Me taught me how they made chicken nuggets. They said they used chickens after they got old and stopped laying eggs
By using mature chickens, not baby chicks? I don't know man.
No, we fucking know how they're made. No one wants to see that shit though.
Girls are not as hairy as guys. It won't start growing before puberty.
The essence of strategy
False, chick aren't used for human food.
Whats the difference, at least the baby chick doesn't have to live in a 6inch by 6inch pumped full of steroids with its brain lapsing for a few years.
>Breast development, usually the first noticeable sign of puberty in girls, may begin anytime between ages 8 and 13.
>Pubic hair begins to appear, usually 6 to 12 months after the start of breast development. About 15% of girls will develop pubic hair before breast development starts.
Is this how they make Chaikas?
If there's grass on the field...
>tfw discovering my first daughteru
I want to give her lots of hugs and buy her stuff
You just backed what I said with a factoid of a small percentage being an exception.
Gaz pls go
>le cherry picking face
Do any of you have any [eyebrows intensify]
Disgusting, well at least the one in Miami.
You said earlier she has few to none pubic hair while that site states it can start growing at the age of 8. That's a lot of time for hair growth.
Not at all. A small percentage done not apply generally for an entire group.
What are the other Chaikas like?
Is there a Yandere Chaika?
So Vivi is purple Chaika, right? Or she still doesn't have a set color?
>It won't start growing before puberty
>Guy provides proof that sometimes it does
>NU UH, SMALL PERCENTAGE DOESN'T COUNT, HAHA I WIN
>Chaika Souls gank squad.
A very small chance of it starting so early. realistically she may have only been in puberty for 1-2 years.
I want to pinch those cheeks of hers
Never said that, and it never said pubic hair will grow before puberty, just pubic hair can grow before breast start.
Also 15% is in no way a small percentage. There are literally billions of womans.
Hew new clothes are purple and white so yeah, she is Purple Chaika
I want to pinch your fucking dick
15% is small, the number of people it applies to is irrelevant.
This is why I don't eat at Mc Donald's anymore.
Average for girls puberty to begin is 10–11. Still a lot of time.
You have literally no idea what you are talking about, just stop.
You're going too far anon
Because of a gif from a feed house?
There's no such thing as too far anon
There's no such thing
Think of all the chicks!
from 1 to chaika how chaika do you think chaika is?
The irony. With it not happening to 85% it is not even close to common making it uncommon and a small percentage.
Jesus, did you flunk every math class you took since the third grade? 15% is a very significant percentage.
Would Chaika agree to a threesome with Akari
eh, makes sense just to keep calling her Viivi. She's mostly white, and her purple and yellow are both secondary colors in her design, and nearly the same amount, so there's no 'best' color to refer to her as.
No it is not see >>115346447.
If you where going into surgery and they said you have a 15% chance of survival would you brush it off as a significant parentage of survival?
>not liking chicken of the sea
Whats wrong with you?
I grew up eating cactus in the desert and I still like fish. Pleb pls go.
Shit taste that's what
Anime girls aren't exactly common anyway so why are we comparing them to real girls in the first place? They seem to be usually hairless regardless of age. She might as well have a penis for all we know.
It's good for your heart and high in protein.
it's all relative anon
That would explain why your taste is so shit, you never learned what real food is.
Here anon, I made it better.
They brought up real world girls puberty stats.
MAN DUDE CAN YOU NOT
I'm kind of with you, anon. Oily fish like salmon and tuna are great, everything else sucks.
brought up age.
Don't we have proof that Chaika is bald down there from the springs?
It's a secret... cause no one has ever seen it?
But that's not how chicken nuggets are made at all you stupid faggot.
That gif is from a hatchery, it's what they do with the male chicks, only female chicks bring a profit (being egg layers), male chicks are worthless, therefore they are all just disposed of. Normally they just throw them all in a bin and gas them though.
don't mind me
Now it's even worse since you can see how the individual bits of chick gore correspond to the whole.
What does the age of an anime girl have to due with real world girls? Nothing.
Somehow expected of Chaikautists.
Yes. Visual proof and text too when Toru describes her naked body
Anon pls, no FB memes.
What does the age of anime girl have to do with anything? We all know those hundred years old girls with bodies of children.
>Toru describes her naked body
i still love chaika
statistically significant != the majority
I like this hero the most, I think she'd make a cool caster servant.
Implying I said that. Less then average is not significant.
Irrelevant filler anime character.
What's that spiderman image from.
I need to fap.
Even so I liked her and her spells. I thought wizards were useless against fast movers.
I brought him as soon as I could.
Would you guys fuck blue Chaika?
If you don't mind aids...
Thats the wrong one. His name is spelled different.
IF she is STD-free sure, I bet she fucks like a tiger.
freckle chaika a best
Is there a draw back to Toru and best girl using his iron blood? They seem to hold back on using it.
different meanings of significant
It means sufficiently great, 15% is not a sufficiently great number.
It puts a lot of stress on their bodies and they'd die if they use it too much
Does it wear off or is it permanent damage?
she seems to have downs in that image
No, I don't want syphilis.
Why is White Chaika so perfect?
It's a law of the universe.
Red chaika is perfecter.
i prefer the man in red, man in blue is an asshole
I can dig that. My friend is a faggot and doesn't like her eyebrows and refuses to watch the show because of it.
Miracle of the universe
>having social life
this is why you should become a neet and shitpost all day with us
Kill your friend, he sounds like a huge homo.
>Hey /a/ guess what I learned at school today!
Just stop that shit. Seriously, stop it. You're acting like a bunch of idiots.
I want to be a neet but I can't.
I'll have to when he gets back and then claim all his possessions + gf and turn her into a Chaika.
Which part of "different meanings" did you not understand? Words can have more than one.
Heh. Projecting much, grasshopper?
I don't see a problem
Quiet anon I'm trying to do my homework.
When was this?!
Third volume, before they meet the third hero. Not present in the anime because the scene was too lewd for christian TVs. But maybe will happen in OVA.
Has the third volume been translated yet?
I've only got the first two that were posted in the Chaika threads.
I didn't realise any of them were translated
Is this show worth watching? I want a Chaika in my life
V1 & 2 were translated, bits of 3 were and then it stopped. Someone picked it up again, then he quit after like a month.
yes, its good
Yeah, don't let the chaika circlejerk fool you. The show actually has a plot.
eh in that case I'll just wait until more gets done
I read the manga but jesus its going so slow
>mfw blue chaika doujin
Wait...so what do we call her?
>previous hair color
>color scheme of clothing
>color of head piece
Blame the magazine.
Half-Chaika or Vivi
QUALITY chaika Purple
No one has picked it up since April. Pray Yen press go and localize it.
She's not waifu material, but she's still hot
Just call her worst girl.
Well don't stop, give us these other meaning that somehow differ from the actual meanings.
she's a fucking slut.
You'll get aids just looking at that thing.
Decide on your own.
You guys are just exaggerating
the shit chaika. i thought everyone was in agreement with that at least
>1. important; of consequence.
>2. having or expressing a meaning; indicative; suggestive:
>a significant wink.
>3. Statistics. of or pertaining to observations that are unlikely to occur by chance and that therefore indicate a systematic cause.
Think of it this way: What's a significant amount of salt in a soup? Does it have to consist of > 50% of salt to contain a significant amount of salt?
She's second best Chaika
>the shit chaika. i thought everyone was in agreement with that at least
Fuck off with you hive mind mentality you ugly faced poop head.
Saggy titty no-fun failure.
Nope, happened to my friend, he;s dead now.
Yen Press has the Chaika manga but I do hope the get the LN.
>two episodes into the new season and Chaika has not said Shocking Truth again
Im a sad panda
Yep, we just gotta believe and buy it.
Around blue, you lose.
Pretty sure the LN says that they can only use it in spurts and they'll be fine. If they have to abuse the shit out of it then their bodies start getting messed up.
The bottom 2 do not apply in the context it is being used, and the 3 supprots what I already stated that 15% is small and not of important consequence.
where are the first two
Slander and lies.
>and the 3 supprots what I already stated that 15% is small and not of important consequence
What are you smoking? 15% is considered statistically significant in all but the noisiest measurements.
Depending on how clean your data sets or how important some outcomes are even 2% can be significant. Put it another way, if an anthrax vaccine has a 2% chance of causing lethal organ failures then that is a small but significant risk. 2 out of 100 people would die.
In statistics significance has nothing to do with quantiles. It's just relevant whether a value rises above measurement noise.
>TFW only one good chaika doujin
Kutani's was so short too.
The question is whether they would be white or black.
Who has the least pubes then?
Why not the blue Chaika doujin?
If people were capable of that, there'd be no /a/.
that's one too many
You even think 2% is significant then you're just an idiot and there's no reason to keep talking to you. You will simply keep saying "Nah uh".
Blue because she's a slut and pussy brows get in the way of slutting.
Starting from the hairiest
White > Purple > Red > Black > Blue
Does seagull taste like chicken?
>you will never work in an egg hatchery playing pretend Hitler
>youngest and smallest has most pubes
I stand corrected. Only TWO good chaika doujins. But it doeswn't have ntr and mind break.
These ones are good:
Why are people talking about Chaika in a lewd manner...
>limiting your taste
Can't be helped, the artists work with the available material.
You are completely wrong, Chaika canonically has a pubic forest.
Toru. He has like, one.
Altered art is not canon.
You can't ruse me, anon.
OH JESUS FUCK IT'S WORSE
>All these blue Chaikafags
>Getting it up for a fodder villain
But guys, she's LITERALLY mugi.
Which anime girl has the bushiest eyebrows?
But her love interest is (presumably) white.
Hitsugi no Chaika is older, so nope.
You say that as if it were a bad thing.
Mugi a shit, go away.
This is no trick, I am not a magician. I've never pulled a rabbit out of my hat and my sleight of hand is mediocre at best. This is real life, and you cannot run from the truth forever. No matter how hard you wash, the sin will never come off.
Exactly what a ruseman would say.
I can't fap to this.
The ruseman's greatest trick was convincing the world that the other guy is the real ruseman, which is exactly what you're doing now.
You cannot fool me. I've pierced your veil, ruseman. Confess to your crimes
>Akari will never win the Tooru bowl
So why doesn't Toru just http://youtu.be/uaFRRTyOAeY?t=7m49s
She must become the Chaika, or destroy it
Reverse psychology won't help you here, trickster.
All the chaikas entering school spinoff when?
I could say the same to you, wicked deciever.
Get a room you two.
Maybe we will!
But we're the same person.
C-can I come?
Akari is beautiful
So did Claudia want the T as well? She's a milf for sure.
holy fuck why do people do that shit
i thought there was a rule about not talking about 4chan outside of 4chan
you cant even defend this shit with "muh secret club" thats just fucking autistic
She will never win the T though. Property of white Chaika.
>i thought there was a rule about not talking about 4chan outside of 4chan
You mean rules 1 and 2? Yeah those died out a long time ago and only applied to raids.
No, but you can be cum.
Holy shit I can read Chinese
I want to fuck Akari right in the pussy.
Bonus if it was against her wilkl but then she slowly comes to like it and turns in to a min broken cock hungry slut.
You can come alright.
if you know what i mean
She's a shit and your lingo is not of one from /a/.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one
Will Vivi ever get the G?
White Chaika will become like Blue Chaika!
Its still poor form to bring it up or act as though you're on 4chan when you're not. Not just poor, but downright cringeworthy. Can you imagine how autistic one must be to see the things we do here and honestly believe it a good idea to act them out in any other medium? That's just asinine.
Isn't it from /tv/?
Is there anyone in this story that isn't a chaika?
Not sure but I've seen people call it out before.
I wish Dominica got more love. I like cute girls more than the next guy but Strong women get me hard like nobody's business
>Chicken is far superior.
Red chaika is the best fucking chaika!
No one that matters.
The dragon isn't a Chaika
I don't think Akari is a Chaika but I could be wrong
Why are Blue and Red such sluts?
>isn't a chaika
Does not compute, everything is Chaika all the tiime. It's the law.
Dominica had a tough life.
Upcoming new "female"
Hot damn the anime fucked up her tits.
Because they are.
Dominica is so beautiful
You can fit a third tit in the middle. Worst chest.
Do you think Dominica has a raging dragon boner?
red chaika is the best chaika for fucking
Red is not a slut yet
Do you want to do rude things with Red Chaika too?
Why's it say lucle in the middle?
Dominica's imouto whose form Freddy takes
Her sister, who frederica takes form as. I'm an anime only pleb and I know this.
I get the feeling that Dominica/Frederica would morph into a dragon or something terrifying in the middle of sex just to fuck with you or fuck you
Is too, she knew toru for a few hours and already wanted the D. Slut.
Frederika is so gorgeous. I would treat her to a nice fancy lunch at Church's Chicken.
>Not enjoying delicious perky DFC.
How can you not like nice things.
And if you just keep thrusting she probably gets even lewder
>It's just weird we complain about militarized police force but it's totally ok to have guns in church.
You either trust abstract entities (e.g., the government) or you trust the people you hang around with (friends, family, etc.) Liberals ironically distrust other people the most but put full faith in strangers that have official titles.
Because that's Dominica's little sister which Fredrica's appearance is based on. When Dominica was off during the war the local peasants broke into their family manor and started stealing everything. When Lucie refused to hand over a family heirloom the crowd beat her badly enough that she died soon after which lead Dominica to slaughter all of them when she came home from the war and learned what happened.
Pick one. They fucked them up.
Thingken of T
Lucie is Dominica's sister who Fredrica bases her appearance off of. Her death is the reason why Dominica went on a rampage and then lost the will to live. For whatever reason she's cut from the anime and mentioned only in the LN and Manga
Now I'm sad.
And not only that, months have passed and she still desires the T
She wanted to become cum anon.
In the anime, sure. In the LN illustration they don't look saggy at all.
Maybe is she stopped desiring like a slut and got to work she'd have more then on remain.
So he now has the power to age really fast? Or will this be a vision of the future?
>Planning to caress!
Made her even worse. Good job.
He's their sensei
Chaika is always funny.
I want to protect that smile.
Can guys become Chaikas?
He's their senpai from their saboteur village
Guy's can't be sluts so no.
White already did
Sure. White Chaika did.
White is a girl, right?
It's Wednesday Anon. Do the Math.
What makes you think that?
Is Guy Gay?
Yes, it's just Akari samefagging.
Guy is a qt.
Is Guy even a guy?
What the fuck did she just say?
Which Guy? Guy LeDouche? Both are pronounced the same way.
Guy is the DM
I would say he's pretty good but just falls short of the best a man can get.
Truly the saggiest.
You say what. About Chaika? Chaika, graduated top of class. Chaika Seals. Involved, lots of raids. Secret raids! Hero-fighting! Over 300 exploded breads, confirmed! Chaika, trained in eyebrow warfare. Top wizard. Entire Chaika armed foces! You, nothing but another bread. Chaika, cook you out. Precision, never seen before! Mark Chaika's words. You, get away? Think you can? Say stuff over Internet. Shocking truth! You think wrong! Secret saboteur network, contacting! Right now! Your house, being traced. Storm, coming! Brace! Storm, wipe out you! You, little. You, pathetic. You, dead. Kid! Chaika, anywhere! Everywhere! Can drive car, over 700 ways! Just with Chaika hands! Chaika, trained in unarmed cuteness. Also, access to entire coffin! All of Chaika's dad, parts. Chaika, use. Full extent! You, miserable! Wipe bum off face of continent! You, should have known. Unholy retribution! Clever comment, bring down. On you. Held your tongue, should have. But, couldn't. Didn't. Pay price. Baka. Chaika, super angry! All over you! You, drown in hugs! Kid. Smothered.
I don't even see how it's possible. They're too small and she's too young for that sag.
Like billiard balls in socks.
Damn vivi those are some grandma tits right there.
still 2nd best chaika
>chaika will never drown you in hugs
Holy shit, that just made everything about her all the sadder.
>Tits like that .
No wonder guy didn't want to hit that.
In my entire 4chan carreer, I've never once seen an Anon with a granny fetish.
>inb4 several posts full of grandma tagged exhentai doujins are posted
I like grandmas
Chaika penis hand.
>Adult people that look like lolis
so why does japan do this?
Me first please.
>shock at this execution
Tell me about how unhmane and suffering full this was for them.
My thoughts exactly. How the fuck is this a grandma?
Because it's genius.
>Senior citizens that look like loli's.
>Chicken bones are huge and don't stick in your throat like a pin needle.
No one told you to swallow the bones. Do you just gobble down food like a pig?
Wednesdays are my favorite day of the week thanks to Chaika and Parasyte
Why can't they get native Japanese-English speakers to translate?
Because that's neither jap or english.
What emotion is this face trying to convey /a/?
Hunger, tubs likes the food.
Because native translators usually have jobs.
Me eating her cootch and her pretending not to like it.
>i want to get fucked by toru
thinking of cum
>I will never have the T between my legs
Well who doesn't.
>ALL DOIS POIPLE. ALL DOISE HAMBOIGAHS
Bones made the anime a happy theme instead the depressing theme
Nigga u wot.
>Not wanting to get fucked by Toru
Are we watching the same thing? Clearly she just loves her brother in a completely platonic way.
It would be the most broken Engrish you've seen
Dominika still died and left Freddy alone, how is that happy?
Yeah she wants to plow him in a platonic way.
NO ONE SLEEPS IN GAZ EMPIRE
ALL RIGHT CROSSING THE LINE
So can we address how Chaika team cheated?
Eh, anime's portrayal of it is more sad/tragic rather than outright depressing.
You should watch the first season again and see if Bones made you sad, and then you will realize how they completely remove the sad part.
It was on the hero's own terms so it's not cheating.
Toru is all about cheating yo
It was very Chaika.
It wasn't on purpose, Freddy just wanted to have some screentime
The terms were 3 against 1 but Frederick distracted the hero, whether Chaika team knew or not.
The Patrician Opinion is that this show would be upwards of 100% better if the Chaikas were now boys.
>Using the word patrician non-ironically
>Being a gaylord
RUNNING WITH THE CHAIKAS
Red Chaika is amazing, why can't she be main chaicka?
Who is this chaicka you speak of?
Because she's too violent for an audience that wants cute little girls as main characters
Who is this masked man of mystery?
Some healthy ass thighs though.
Imagine an advanced alien civilization viewing this gif but with humans in it.
>It's OK Xyorpktza, it was quick and painless.
damn son, we know where all the effort went now
Because red symbolizes passion and is an immediate reminder of your lust for your own mother.
BE MY CHAIKA TONIGHT, BE MY CHAIKA TONIGHT
>that last I AM CUM
Damnit it people. it's an INBETWEEN frame of movement. She standing up while lifting her cover armor. Ihe "sagginess' that you're seeing is nothing more than an illusion of movement.
So her tits are so saggy they need a frame for movement? Fucking grandma.
He's american, what do you expect?
I got the 1st two novels that the old TNfag did before ragequitting.
Is there anything else from Vol3?
why do people hate vivi chaika? the fuck she ever do to you?
She has saggy tits and she's always "muh gillette-sama!"
Saggy tits are bad, but her tits aren't saggy in the LN.
Granny chaser go away.
>Saggy tits are bad
>not liking sag
God, I share a board with your pleb ass.
As opposed to a bad translation? You obviously know only one language.
So is Vivi now an old person? A grandma?
Are all Chaikas grandmas?
I like Vivi's sag.
your'e a monster. you don't deserve a petite, fit Chaika!
>Not even Ippon-zeoi
No. This is not a general.
Threads for current airing shows or manga aren't considered generals if they are continuous. Only circlejerk shit is deleted for that.
For example: Strike witches or best key girl general.