They actually did it, fucking based.
Those beautiful bastards.
Is this the new general, bros?
you damn right it is
Wow, they did it! Without censoring or mosiac too
Heh. The dickhand was pretty funny, I admit. I almost peed meself hhahahaha. This is one of the most animes I've seen.
I don't know how I'm going to restrain myself when Shinichi drops the glasses for good.
>MADHOUSE gave you the D
>migi's eye and mouth
>Nagai likes Murano
Haha, time for NT-NOT!
>This fucking WUBWUB
It's the only problem I'm having with this
I don't like it either, and they're doing everything else so well
I dislike dubstep outside of anime, but those wubwubs get my hype when I'm watching Parasyte. I can't help it.
I don't particularly like it but I don't get why some of you get so roused and bothered. I hope it's not just /mu/tants being obnoxious.
It'd be so much better with a soundtrack that's more like the techno/chanting they have during the episode previews.
well 90% of music in anime is shit anyway so I have got used to it to be honest.
She grabbed his
we need that fight scene webm that was hype
Same, I just ignore it.
being so happy over a penis
i knew /a/ was gay all along
I thought I was the only one.
Everything else is perfect, animation, pacing, tweaked character desings are not as bad as I thought, animation, faithful to the source material.
But how am I supposed to keep myself from laughing after the WUBWUBWUB screech* dubsteb shit?
I get myself immersed and then that music starts playing
Takes away from the horror/thriller aspec
It's not ruining the ride for me really, it's just a bit disconcerting
No, it was a penis arm and we called no homo.
Does anyone know whether they'll stick true to the manga? The beginning was good but I disliked the last ~40%. An original end would make it much fresher since usually it's source > adaptation.
If you buy the BD, it will have the full scene with no cuts, I guarantee it!
parasite is more interesting than the half of the anime this season.
Felt unnecessary as fuck for the part where he caught the rocks. Like he just caught some rocks it was cool but not intense enough to warrant dubstep.
>not being happy over best studio giving us the D
But anon, he's bioweapon Neo now.
Really? I liked the ending, even if it sidetracked with the serial killer. But seeing as how he appeared (at least, I'm pretty sure that was him) in this episode at the start, they're going for the true ending.
I don't remember Migi giving him a hand job in the manga
THEY FUCKING DID IT
Anyone got a CoD hit symbol edit for him catching the rocks? Would work great with the dub wubs.
>you lived to see Aya Hirano transform into a giant penis
This truly is a great age to be alive.
I just acquired a new fetish
>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Not >>115333387 but I'd prefer an anime original ending too. That's because I feel that there's no point in doing an exact copy of something that has already been done better. I wish they'd take more liberties with the adaptation.
I like the OST, sorry guys.
Dubstep aside it's actually okay
I like the dubstep
A-Aya-chan, but that's....
Dog was better in the manga.
>Bass drops on tension scenes
Even being a slut while she is doing Voice acting.
No rest for the wicket in Aya.
They opted for the kawaii corgi-lookalike
Fuck off, it was good enough as it is.
>there's no point in doing an exact copy of something that has already been done better
Your sentiments echo my own swimmingly.
doggie dog world
Daily reminder that parasytes did nothing wrong
>not liking Corgis
Someone please make the dick shake around with a boner intensifies caption.
I liked that they made the dog a corgi, it was cute.
Migi faggot confirmed
>Not intense enough to warrant dubstep
>dubstep is okay if something is "intense"
what the fuck is wrong with you mate.
It was better in the manga but also unrealistic. I mean that's a real mean-looking son of a bitch right there, he almost looks like a wolf, pretty big too. Why would something like that be wandering around the suburbs in Nippon?
Is the dick hand appeared in the manga as well? Or this is just MadHouse making fun of Aya?
Doesn't work that way.
Will we get this part?
Read the thread
Just wondering... Have any of you not read the manga? If yes: why? It takes only about 3-4 hours to read and is definitely worth it.
The manga is better period.
she craved dick so much she became one
madhouse confirmed for bros
I'm not gay.
Some stuff doesn't fit quite well into the current time.
Stuff like the cat in the sandbox. This is 80s as fuck. Giving the characters smartphones and modern clothes doesn't make it modern.
I'm still mad the OP is auto-tuned shit. I don't even remember what the ED was, but it was probably lame too.
I like to watch things moving by they own.
You are reading right now.
I like the preview music.
Manga designs look too old for my liking.
Your face looks too old for fuck you
>the feahters flying out of the feathered vest when cut
That was a really nice touch, based Madhouse.
what with all the fcking maymays in this thread ?
well yer that is the case for every series ever almost.
>Stuff like the cat in the sandbox. This is 80s as fuck.
Oh shit I didn't even notice that was what it was. That looks good.
Was he a chicken?
>Stuff like the cat in the sandbox. This is 80s as fuck.
Sure Mr. expert on cat torture, what kind of animal cruelty is in style in 2014?
I thought they would not do it.
That kind of bullies/kids entertaining themselves. Same with the whole fighting in the manga.
Nobody does that anymore today because you entertain yourself on different ways.
Metal as fuck and beautiful at the same time.
>my reaction when the cat scene
Don't you fucking hit that fucking cat you sons of bitches. Dismembering people and eating them, sure - but don't abuse my fucking cats.
>not liking the k-pop-esque ED
Throwing dogs out of a bridge and watch it slowly die.
People are pussies these days.
>some guy binds his dog against a traffic sign and leaves it
>''Oh, how could he?! Literally worse than Hitler that poor animal all alone - He deserves 20 years min''
I've read the first volume, I'll probably read the next one this week. I want to have the manga fresh in my mind while watching the adaptation.
Right, it's okay now that I reminded myself of what it was. Pretty chill. Piano plus drums is pretty classic.
The OP though.
ED feels like something out of Backstreet Boys
I wish lived in your world but sociopaths still torture animals for fun.
Well the cat is pretty fucking moe.
The basketball and Nagai scenes reminded me of Summer Wars for some reason
I'm pretty sure torturing animals doesn't really have a time frame reference. What do you want, for them to shoot it with airsoft rifles?
Edgyfags pls go.
edgy as fuck bro, I'm tipping my fedora in your direction at this very moment.
Madhouse saving the anime.
I was just waiting this to pick up.
THEY FUCKING DID IT
The OST usage in the rock scene seems like something out of those MLG montage parody or something. Just need some camera shakes and lens flares
How the fuck did they manage to bury that cat in the first place?
Whey the parasyte in the beginning helped the girl instead of killing everyone on the spot?
To be honest. I don't know why all of you complain about the WUBWUB. It's not that terrible and in my opinion it fits in this show.
Madhouse is fucking amazing
Popped a boner here, great voice-acting by Hirano. She speaks from experience after all
They also had a decapitation scene that wasn't just a fucking black screen or a fucking circle.
Buy being more fucking powerful than it?
Are you retarded?
To eat her obviously
so next episode is when the parasites are having ecchi?
As an animeonlyfag, my guess is either:
1. Isolate prey
2. Sexytimes, as sort of shown in the last scene
Was gonna lure her away to eat her. Didn't want to make more of a mess than necessary.
Doesn't it bother you that it's basically the same stuff twice? I have read Kiseijuu so long ago that it is at least somewhat fresh and interesting to me.
Reading and watching at the same time could be good though for more insight if there was any complexity in Asian entertainment.
Bah gawd Madhouse did it!
If it's a kitten it's probably easy to distract or hold still
>place cat in it
>shove extra sand over cat
Mean as fuck to do but yeah
It's Migi's face that kills me the most
Remember when people thought it was going to be something more innocent instead, like a fork?
>Catch a few rocks
Pretty much this, I guess.
He beat them up to take the girl out for a quiet night of dinner.
Remember when everyone thought this was going to be shit?
So much better without that track in the background
Why not. It's cool. Just shows he becomes fucking badass. Stop picking on everything that doesn't fit you personal taste. Holy shit
It's over used, repetitive and it lost it's appeal after the first time.
There is a difference between building tension and just playing the same shit over and over again.
>not 90% black screen
How about this? One of them get the cat, the other ones build the whole and they fucking put it? Hell if you first do the hole you may even do with alone just with your hands. You don't even have to act as if it you have to do some keikaku doori to fucking trap it.
>That hand switch at the end
Ummmmmmmmm, What the fuck that is just weird. Who even does that.
I've read it last year, though I'm enjoying the adaptation more.
The parasites keep their existence secret or they would all be killed.
They have special eating places called restaurants if I remember correctly. Needless to say, they all die anyway.
Okay but why is this allowed on air without censors?
Can't wait to see how well they animate the fight in school.
How come Parasyte is this good but Terraniggers gets all that censoring?
Oh look hanakana voicing another moe character.
I actually do
I don't feel comfortable being on the right side of a girl when we walk together
>A parasite voiced by a cute girl will never move into your right hand and make you into alpha male
I nearly forgot about this and how many time it gets repeated.
Different TV stations have different regulations in Japan.
The one that Parasite is airing gives zero fucks about it apparently.
The one that funds Terra Formars hates everything.
To get my point across, you'd be complaining if they had used the upbeat equivalent of a country song
You're trolling, right Lelouch?
Migi's "facial" expressions are amazing.
>A parasite voiced by a cute girl will never move into your right hand and make fart noises
I assumed she switched hands cause something felt off about the right one maybe it was cold or she sensed something or whatever.
Johj pls go.
It's just that as a cat owner I couldn't imagine a cat being okay with being held by a stranger without throwing a fit - then again it's an anime cat, which sits in boxes without moving or being instantly friendly with humans, so I was wrong to question this.
No, I know Migi is on that side but she doesn't even know about it, She takes his right then suddenly switches to his left for no reason.
>A parasite voiced by a cute girl will never move into your right hand and shapeshift into a hot chick for great sex all day every day
Why even live?
aren't cats mostly immobile if you pinch/grasp the back of their neck? I have cats and this seem to work on mine
they really are
Also the rock-throwing. I can imagine the WUBWUBWUBWUB building up before the drop
Nippon TV also has a majority stake in Madhouse.
>Owners Nippon Television (95%)
Make sense they would allow as much as possible to air.
I have owned tons of cats in my life too, but guess what. Even the most violence ones were just fucking cats at the end of the day.
Are you so fucking beta a fucking cat would escape you from your hands?
The direction is really skilled here.
Lots of censorship probably gets avoided by simply changing the perspective a bit so there is no gore.
Blood is alright. Crimes against animals are alright. And the dick scene was so short and barely noticeable that you might even not get that it was supposed to show a dick.
Yeah but some snot nosed brats wouldn't know what unless they actually looked it up before hand. Meaning they had to be dead set on looking for a cat to bury rather than just seeing it on the side of the road wanting to grab it.
> she doesn't even know about it
Except she obviously senses it, which was heavily (rather blatantly, really) hinted at several times during the episode.
>but she doesn't even know about it
She can sense that something is wrong with it.
Please stop pretending to be extra dense, or just stop watching the show.
Why are you so angry, anon?
It works on most cats.
Unfortunately it doesn't work on mine. Has the exact opposite effect, actually. She goes completely berserk.
That's her character, she senses that MC-kun is somewhat different and even more after he man up. After that, she won't be much present anymore and will only appear to guilty trip the guy by constantly asking if he's the same person.
So if Madhouse had done Terraformars it wouldn't have been 50 shades of black?
I want a gif of this. Migi was intimidating as fuck here.
Because you ask a fucking retarded question and act as if the solution is not the simplest shit.
>Implying you picked the exact right spot
Probably also doesn't work if they were never carried around by the mother as a kitten but were immediately seperated to be sold.
>your right hand will never learn Japanese in a day and translate stuff for you
He probably doesn't care about the cat, he just wanted to confirm his feelings for Migi, who he considers an animal.
I find it hard to believe that you owned cats.
I'm loving the adaptation. I feared the worst at first when I saw the revamped style but they are pulling it off pretty much flawlessly so far.
So you're getting mad because people ask dumb questions?
Are you okay?
>tfw I'm retarded and don't understand what the ED slideshow means
I wonder if the Terraformars author is contemplating suicide be seeing how much gore is in Parasyte and how he should've gone to Madhouse instead of blindly signing papers and promises of easy money.
If I remember correctly it's Shinichi who does the switch in the manga, and she just looks puzzled.
Damn this looks nice so far. Better adaptation than terraformars by a long shit, thank you madhouse
I've finally stop resisting and opened my heart to the WUB. Made the action scenes far more enjoyable it seems
I want to impregnate Migi.
You don't remember correctly.
I want to fap with Migi.
Only because you asked nicely. For you, anon.
Is Migi able to imitate a full female body?
Well this thread went to shit quickly.
Why not have Migi take the full form of a woman and bang it.
Dithering is shit, but well, ok
i'm rusty on my parasytes. but i think he can if he studies their anatomy
you're questioning why someone would get mad?
are you really anonymous?
Not really, anime and manga are different experiences.
>wanting to leave instead of saving the cat
The girl is shit tier.
Say that again when it gets an anime-only ending and no hope of a second season.
I love you
Pretty much, although I guess that without an OVA treatment or a very late time-slot they would have to get really creative with angles.
I don't read or watch edgy shit.
Actually it implied that she doesn't believe the MC can handle it, while not being some generic "I don't think the situation" cunt that gets the useless MC intro trouble. But what she didn't know, was that the MC was WUBWUB all along.
>not knowing Parasyte is a prequel to Midori no Hibi
She's suspicious, so Shinichi switches hands
you should make a jewtube vid
add some WUB WUBWUB
What if Migi infected his dick? Could we have gotten a forbidden mushroom?
But why doesn't she interfere herself? I don't see how she could walk away if she's supposed to like animals. They're just kids, all they can do is throw stones.
Eh, it's fairly common knowledge. I can believe that one of them might know.
It's more comedic than edgy.
>while not being some generic "I don't think the situation" cunt that gets the useless MC intro trouble.
Do you read? And the difference between them doesn't seem to be much, especially in the anime. Excuse her for not jumping into a position that she cannot win like a dumb anime moeblob #101.
He's just happy from cash from manga sales
Do you think they'll show Shinichi throwing the cat into the trash?
In ends, so between never and they have to be crazy to make it when no one is going to buy it anyway.
to be fair it becomes more than warranted once he starts questioning his own humanity
They have to, it's an important scene
The only reason you can do that for your own is because they know you and aren't expecting it. I have to give mine medicine by holding the back of her neck, so she stretches her neck out completely which makes it really hard to grasp anything. You get the occasional friendly cat that doesn't know to be wary of people, but most cats wouldn't let a stranger get that close.
That would take some time and the thread will be dead probably, but i'm on it
It's quite an important scene. I don't see why they should omit it since they did have the cat-bullying scene
When did this happen again? I haven't read the manga in a long time.
Soon after his new parasite heart
If the dickhand is there then everything is possible.
it was a dog
How can she not win it? If she's realistic she can yell and make a scene. They're just kids. They can't overpower the two of them, and they wouldn't want to get into an actual tooth and nail fight over a cat. The fact that they're picking on something that can't fight back shows they have no spine.
these models are hilarious
Just like the bullies that picked on you back in school, right anon?
i hope so. I hope the inter-school brawl doesn't get cut either. This episode got my hopes up.
Shinichi's avarage day
They cut out the lion, right?
>Actually it implied that she doesn't believe the MC can handle it
No, that's literally how people are.
"Its terrible but since it's not happening to me it's not my problem"- Spectator mentality.
I think it was a dog.
And of course they will, it is one of the most defining moments in Shinichi's changes.
Yes and yes, they will do it justice.
The episode stopped right before the lion scene.
Maybe they'll open up next week's episode with it.
I didn't get bullied, I wasn't a pushover.
Can they please start his transformation to alpha early? i can't stand this pussy version of shinichi.
These farting noises are killing me. Shit foley, the director should be ashamed.
Only shitty people have spectator mentality, which is why she's shit tier.
It's actually not "It's not happening to me, not my Problem", it's "there are other people here, someone will do something", which is equally retarded.
Why the dog attacked him if dogs can only eat dogs anyway?
I didn't trust having a human know
Please tell me this girl and the MC have hot steaming sex later on...
My boner demands it.
Already confirmed for 10/10 adaptation right here. Nothing can ruin this anymore no matter what they change in the future, we will always have "Penis arm"
it's consensual sex in the missionary position.
They actually do.
Cockpit toilets almost had it but this right here beats all.
>Already confirmed for 10/10 adaptation
Whatever. It's already losing momentum and the 1970's-vintage "man is the only one who kills his own" guilt-trip bullshit is fucking lame.
Of course it's only ep 2 and it could pick up.
Oh fuck yes
Time to see however if it's directly shown or "implied" now.
>that fucking farting noise at the dickhand scene
pure genious right there
The penis hand wasn't implied so why should they chiccken out now?
Glorious 80's man faces.
I can't wait for the moaning and SFX:Sound of insertion.
Why did they give him glasses? He looks like a nerd now.
Jesus fuck- I'd forgotten this.
He's giving her the Tamura 'dissect you with my stare' look.
I just love how cheeky they were with it to get it past the censors.
Not worried at all. I have faith in Madhouse after this episode.
God damn those character designs are old and ugly as shit. Thank god MADHOUSE did some updating.
> SFX:Sound of insertion.
Voiced by Hirano
>Why did they give him glasses? He looks like a nerd now.
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
Get ready for those Kana Hana moans.
Wait until parasite in his eyes. No need for glasses.
I...I had to do it
To give his change into an alpha male more impact.
I had the same thought.
Wait,wat? Hirano is dickhand? Damn perfect role for her!
Optometrists HATE him
Would be perfect if vagoo-hand
So is this the famous "FUCKING AWESOME" dickhand?
ANIME OF THE FUCKING DECADE
I hope they animate Historie next.
Well, I don't know about the others, but I'm hyped as fuck. It's really refreshing and fun to watch. Like Level E, but with more horror.
>8 Volumes (Ongoing)
how can they animate that which is not finished
PLEASE STOP WITH THE FART NOISES
They actually did it?
I can't wait to watch this when I get home from work tonight.
Too bad Historie moves at a glacial pace and even after over ten years there's only like eight or nine volumes.
Is it Migi blowing raspberries?
Iwaaki really needs to stop doing it alone and get some assistants
you mean the stomach growl when they're hungry?
it does sound a little bit like a fart
This show looks pretty damn good so far, and when I'll get used with the WUBWUB it'll probably became one of my AOTS candidates, if not the very one.
Plus, I don't mind the little variations from the manga.
Let's just hope they don't fuck up somehow, but the source material is good so it would be difficult I guess.
After Terraniggers I had lost hope.
Does anybody know what the song from the PV is? I really hope they use it for when mom comes home.
Is dis bait?
Don't you hear it? Every time Migi moves there are fart noises.
>Using the right hand to fap
I agree. The glasses especially are helping emphasize his change. (I disliked them initially)
The one thing that bothers me is that they've made Murano less proactive and more timid.
Like everyone else.
>using the wrong hand
DAE use their dominant hand to fap, but their non-dominant hand to piss?
>not having your right hand more developed than your left one purely by fapping
>not using both
I just switch to the other one when it tires.
>fapping till your hand's tired
i've found that my left hand is better for jerking. it gives a nice twist that my right hand can't. but my right hand has more endurance
>not edging for at least an hour
I always use my left hand to fap even though my dominant hand is the right one.
Are you a quickshot?
>not fapping until it bleeds
that's my worst fear
>not fapping with your feet
Are you telling me that you use your right hand to fap and also use it for other stuff like eating as well? Disgusting.
The 3D people walking by is the worse.
What the fuck.
>This is one of the most animes I've seen.
Oh so it's your third anime?
I like not having a shattered spine.
>not sucking your own dick
But how could both your feet reach your dick and stroke it to cap? That seems impossible
This guy ruined it.
Moslem get out
So they're not dating and they fuck?
At least that worm didn't infect his dick, I can't imagine how this conversation would have turned out.
i fap with you in my lap
>the mirror image is copy-pasted
I liked it because the dog in the manga looks like a stray, it's less weird for a mangey stray to prey upon another dog, it happens in cities more than you would think. With the corgi you know something is wrong straight away. I think the change was to elicit a stronger response.
You forgot to quote the other 345 posts in the thread, including yourself.
Get out of here you non-virgin.
I thought Aya was already an expert on the matter.
Muslims wipe their asses with their left hands in the Middle East. In fact, its a huge cultural taboo to do anything with your left hand other than clean your stinky asshole.
I thought they do it with the right hand and that's the reason they don't shake hands.
Unless you've got an ambidextrous/left-handed mouse and can use your left hand well, why the fuck are you fapping with your right?
It's not really a guilt trip, is it? If anything it claimed that man is the only one who indiscriminately preys on other species even when there's no need such as with the kitten. I interpreted that as just thinking that all life has some intrinsic value and that we shouldn't hurt or kill for no reason, certainly not that all life is equal or that we shouldn't kill for good reason.
And what if you need both hands to do something? They call an other man?
Pff, shit taste.
>using your appendages/orifices to manipulate it
Now that is a shit wubwub. The one that is in the anime is a lot better. It needs a melody not just noise.
>being right handed
it's what's hip today, get with the times grandpa, even jojo 2012 had wub.
>what kind of animal cruelty is in style in 2014?
Quick for who, exactly?
Just make the parasytes merge and coexist with society this time, finding that the only way to survive since the most motherfucking OP parasyte was still beaten by Shinichi in the end because of bullshit but that's besides the point.
Jojo's WUBWUB was fitting, for some reason.
Nichijouirgins cant edge. Try again quick shooting virgin.
>not going for the wizard route
Your loss m8.
Virgins cant edge. Try again quick shooting virgin.
The parasites did learn to coexist in the manga.
someday the mutants in this planet known as left-handed people will die out and society will finally stop have to give a shit about them and waste time and money modifying stuff for their convenience.
where did you hear that?
>parasytes go to sleep for a long time
>someone finds them and start to develop hybrid biotech based on them
>her husband runs away to raise their daughter in secret and create a parasyte kamui
I'm a virgin and I edge my ass off
Really? Im a Muslim but never heard of that before. Though im not from Middle East, my friends who come from there never mention anything like what you said.
It's an Arab, not Muslim costum
He did something stupid near the end, and Migi also thought he was insane for taking a stupid chance and getting lucky.
It was a dog. It's an essential step in the development of the character.
All wubwub is fitting
They should make anime series with wubwub all-through the 23 minutes
(and epic battles/dialogues)
Who will voice him?
Please tell me he ends up with Migi, she is best girl.
>not just going hard and going again
>Why not. It's cool
that's the kind of the shit that you'd see in MLG parody montages, dude.
I wish the new MH was Futari wa S2 with 45 minute episodes and constant wubwub. The see you're reaction.
He could just shape his hand into any loli and fuck it.
>Muslims wipe their asses with their left hands in the Middle East.
>implying I didn't learn that in Primary School
Caring whether somebody does a particular thing with one hand or the other is stupid in the developed world where we have soap and running water.
does that mean they're also gonna show the naked decapitated girl getting necro-fucked by the serial killer.
Astute as always, autism-chan!
They really dont know where to put the dubstep, its horribly timed.
Which in fact doesn't kill the bacteria that lives around us so it's just a placebo effect. Unless you use a real cleaning agent.
They already showed him fucking a corpse in episode one so why not.
>why the fuck are you fapping with your right?
yeah but eeeh, she still had all her extremities attached and most importantly her clothes, we only saw a dry hump at best.
That's not how soap works.
Hey, that's my keyboard.
Honestly, I wouldn't mind the dubstep if they didn't put the fucking drop right in the middle of the tense moments, ruining the atmostphere.
The drop should be timed when the tension breaks, like say when the actual fight begins, not while the two of them are staring at each other like in the scene in this episode between Shinichi and the other parasite. Right in the middle of the scene the music stops building tension and just goes full wubtard, ruining the tension. Dubstep can be done well in soundtracks, but this is not how to do it. Doesn't help that the actual track sounds like a copycat of Skrillex.
Enjoy your short lifespan.
Okay, you wash hands to clean the shitstains as well, but your average "antibacterial" soap won't kill the bacteria.
How do you edge?
I've only done once in my life where I masturbated and felt like I had two climaxes happen within 5 seconds of each other. Up and down then up again basically.
I don't know how to reproduce it, and I don't feel anything externally stimulating my prostate anymore. What do I do? Start limiting myself to once a week instead of once a day?
>it's just a placebo effect.
are you fucking stupid
Do you know what cell membranes are made of? Do you know what soap is made of?
That's not really what edging is.
Also, you might have fucked yourself in the ass too much if you don't feel anything anymore.
>implying soap and water aren't a benefit to hygeine
>trying to tell a student of microbiology how soap works
It shows us they're being faithful to the original despite the updated setting.
Plus, they got a dick onto Japanese TV when Terraformars can't even get basic violence. That's hilarious.
I've never actually gone into my ass.
It's the external-external way where you push in between your anus and where your balls end. The first time I did it, I felt like I was going to pass out by the shock of the sensation, but now eh.
Yes and yes, and it's a proven fact that common soap is often infected with bacteria.
>A parasite voiced by a cute slut will never move into your right hand and make you kill the final boss by yourself
when the dubstep started playing in the part where Shinichi captures the rocks behind him I laughed my ass off.
It has these keys too. They are just positioned differently.
Never change /a/, never change.
The dubstep reminds me of my little brother telling me about his high school finance class, and how the videos they were taking notes from had fucking wubwub all over it. It's hilarious
cant wait for the penn edits
>still using bar soap
I use foam/liquid soap. It may not be as effective as bleach, but it sure is going to disrupt most of the bacteria's cell membranes.
It's a huge difference to bar soap. You only use that shit for moisturizing your skin or something, not actually sanitizing beyond getting oily grimes off.
All I could think was https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pD_imYhNoQ4#t=12
You mean that hole where your balls dropped? It freakes me out by being there, I could never finger that.
Not gonna lie I'm going to cry like a bitch when best girl dies
What if there is another mirror on other side
shit I don't understand it either
Why am I fapping with my left hand when I'm right-handed?
Ok, that's fine, also there's actual liquid soap that kills almost everything.
>not using hand made soap bars
How pleb can you be
IM RIGHT HANDED BUT I FAP WITH THE LEFT HAND SO THAT I CAN READ DOUJINS WHILE I FAP
i dunno if I'm explaining it correctly to you.
and I don't really remember if the first time I did, I did it in the spot between the anus and the balls or between the penis and the balls.
I just googled lingam massage or something, but basically somewhere there is the male equivalent of the g-spot.
jesus even skrillex is better then whatever that is
Do you happen to work in restaurants and movie theaters?
You can scroll down and click with your left hand
>not helping the kitty
why wouldn't you be able to read doujins by fapping with your right hand? I do it all the time.
even less so by pressing F11.
That's what I do, with my track pad
I was afraid they'd fuck it up.
I should've never doubted BASED MADHOUSE.
>requiring more than imagination to fap
I bet you can't even orgasm unless you touch your dick. It takes zen-levels of relaxation and concentration, but it's glorious.
Just make sure you put a plastic bag over your dick before attempting, or you'll be bothered by thoughts of clean-up.
>all this uneducated pleb talk about soap
>implying anything more than bar soap for handwashing isn't misguided germophobia
Please tell me you retards don't actually use soap with antimicrobials in it. You're not performing surgery FFS.
>she didn't do the hand holding scene right
nigga, foam soap is awesome
Just to make it clear: I grew up in the country eating dirt and unwashed fruits from the ground. When you grow up and you want to feel clean though, you use actual soaps, not that shit bar soap.
I'm talking about my own soap.
I wouldn't go against hygiene regulations at my workplace.
How can madhouse get a way with this and yet we have tokyo ghoul and terrafromars censored like it was airing on nick jr.
What is this blog shit
She wants him to only care about her pussy.
because it has an eye and mouth
cause parasyte plays at night.
Are you dense on purpose?
What are you even talking about?
because terraformars is played in the afternoon and parasyte is played at night
it's like how comedy central can play uncensored movies late at night because there are different rules
Because terraformars and tokyo ghoul are for kids
I only want to share the knowledge of the male g-spot.
>Find and massage the male Sacred Spot. There is a small indentation about the size of a pea or maybe larger midway between the testicles and anus. Be gentle and push inward. He will feel the pressure deep inside and it may be uncomfortable at first. Eventually, as this area is worked on and softened, he will be able to expand his orgasms and master ejaculatory control. You can massage his Lingam with your right hand and massage his Sacred Spot with your left hand.
>Not having the tabs aligned and using Ctrl+Tab/Ctrl+Shift+Tab
source, google won't give the full version
Who fucking uses the soap for bacteria?
Are you some kind of weakling?
I use soap to remove the dirty, like grease, from my hands, nothing beats classic soap for that.
I fall ill once every 3 years. Fucking sissies.
>Not giving it your all physically
They seem to be leading each episode with parasites doing parasite things, so it's a safe assumption
Parasyte airs an hour later and both are latenight. Why do you explain things you know nothing about?
What the fuck, how did I not notice that.
>implying I didn't grow up in the country as well
I had the good sense as a kid to wash shit before putting it in my mouth. That's the difference between you and I.
>I use soap to remove the dirty, like grease, from my hands, nothing beats classic soap for that.
You can't be more wrong than that, Grease and oil and shit like that is really hard to wash off unless you use some special cream. Unless you talk about your penis grease.
I've been told by /a/nons that terraformars airs in the afternoon
blame them and not me
No, the actual difference is that I have an immune system, while you are allergic to even water.
Are you fucking stupid? Use every kind of foam/liquid soap for oil and you'll need to wash your hands 10 times, use the classic marsille soap and you'll need 3 times max.
I wash my hands 30 times a day, I have OCD, nigga.
>3 times max.
Yes, I mean that. I use stuff that cleans that in one go.
Enjoy your ruined hand skin.
Is it just me or does this show look fucking terrible all of a sudden? Aside from the fight scenes, there's QUALITY everywhere, especially with that beginning gym scene.
>I have OCD
all input immediately discarded
mentally unstable individuals please leave
My hands are perfect. I don't usually cover them in oil, retard.
That would be the end of /a/.
Nah, I'm fine, I bet I'm even more stable than the majority of the people in here.
Yet you still wash your hands 30 times a day. Do you at least use some good hand cream?
It's not particularly magnificent, but aside from the hilarious 3D crowds it's not particularly offensive either.
There is no QUALITY.
It's not bad just because you don't like the art style.
>Not using the cheapest soap you can get
Cannot blame her.
Mango kitten was scared and looked pitiful.
Anime one looks like retard 2/10 will help thugs in bulling.
First episode always looks the best.
>implying shovelling filth down one's throat is the appropriate way to build a strong immune system
You're lucky you didn't ingested some Clostridia, m8, or you simply wouldn't be here to spout bullshit.
She's going to die, isn't she?
Has reading anything beforehand ever made a series better? You are always going to be comparing it in your head
I told you I wash my hands all those times and you still ask me if I put some shit on my hands voluntarily?
My hands are fine, really.
>you use actual soaps, not that shit bar soap.
bar soap is the original fucking soap, baka.
her faces in that encounter were especially shitty.
But it is. Do you know how immuning works against bacteria in general?
But it literally is.
Children who did that are statistically healthier and less likely to develop asthma and autism.
Parasyte thread devolves into masturbation techinques and soap disscution
judging quality from 50*50px
Is this your first show anon?
Nigger, that's not even a word.
>Do you know how immuning works against bacteria in general?
At the least I've spent a few months more than you studying it, so yes.
I'm guessing you get your health advice from Cracked articles and Reddit posts, or someone else who does.
One post past max, retard.
Why? It's in fucking page 2, don't start making generals.
>Nigger, that's not even a word.
Now it is. Get with the times.
Also, you do know that injections contain dead/weakened bacteria to make your immune system practice on them?
What did you expect would happen once the dickhand showed up?
adapt to lonely masturbation
How to kill a thread:
Duplicate it before limit
Who doesn't know that?
It looks fine, nothing outstanding but its good.
>Also, you do know that injections contain dead/weakened bacteria to make your immune system practice on them?
You're coming at a microbiologist with some cereal box-level immunology there, bud.
Soiled fruit off the ground ≠ non-viable microbes. lr2n pathogenicity
You can't trick me with you're mind control injections. I bet you work for Jews.
>Soiled fruit off the ground ≠ non-viable microbes.
True. But it's has the same effect. Unless you are unlucky and you die.
God damn farting sounds when the hand moves. I can't stop laughing when I hear it.
I like how they put her two "sides" on the OP, I guess the OP is spoilerific as fuck to anyone who read the manga
-Shit yourself to a slow, agonising, and electrolytically-imbalanced death.
Unless it's Clostridia, in which case you're also in for a fun neuromuscular ride.
> Dat screaming
Matte kudosai! I mean Motto, Motto!
her failure to intimidate three guys would make for a hot doujin though
Fuck everything I love it when the bass drops when shit goes down. Only thing is it slightly distracts from reading subs, but that's on me.
No the other side of his face just looks identical. He's perfectly symmetric.
LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE!!!