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The Jesus arc sucks, I mean come on, it doesn't have any of the gore, sex, or intrigue of Samson, Jericho and David arcs. It's just about some hippie walking around and preaching about shit no one cares about. The only good thing is when he's finally tortured and crucified.

The Revelations arc looks promising though, even if it is a blatant rip-off of End of Evangelion.
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>>115326129
>he didn't think the alternate reality spin-off Paradise Lost isn't the best in the franchise
Typical KyoAnusfags and their source material.
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>>115326129
SHAFT Revelations adaptation when?
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>>115326129
And you didn't see anything yet. Just watch the gospels.
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>>115326129
fucking gary stu piece of shit. got what he deserved
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The only part that was good since messiah arc was the las one, shit was fucking symbolic and a masterpiece
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>>115326129
>not dropping it when it was at the release the jews from egypt arc
worst decision ever
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>>115327553
Come on, the whole david arc was rich in plot
betsabe best girl
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>>115326129
Yeah but the previews for when he comes back look badass.
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>>115327628
batsheba
and no everyone knows that pharoahs daughter the wife of solomon is best girl hell she even won the harem
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Jesus arc is a fujo paradise.
Judas kissed Jesus?
Fucking dropped.
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>>115327662
>dies
>lol not rly I was jk
dropped
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>>115327702
solomon is worst then kirito and youma
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>>115327792
dont hate the playa hate the game
solomon a best he made hell his bitch
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Shit taste. I bet you didn't like Ecclesiastes too.
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>>115327819
I mean he's so fucking op, the wisest and richest man on history with the biggest harem ever?
Not even onii-sama is that fucking overpowered
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Numbers and Psalms worst arc
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Mary is mai waifu
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Judas a best, Peter a shit
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Can Jesus kill servants?
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>>115327932

Dat NTR tho
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>>115327932
>liking sluts
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Mc is his own father ans is narcissistic as fuck, its okay.
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>>115327932
mary a shit, esther a best
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So Jesus is the also the Holy Ghost and God? This is the most inconsistent piece of shit ever written
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>>115327976
>Joseph is so beta he actually accepts the child
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>>115327955
Judas did literally nothing wrong.
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>>115327980
i think he meant the mother not magdalene
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>>115328041
Why did he kill himself?
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>>115326129
>inb4 author does a bullshit asspull and have him mysteriously revive

You know it'll happen.
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>>115328076
Yes, the NTRing slut.
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>>115328085
welcome to 2000 years ago
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Why did New Testament turn into such a tame piece of shit with no redeeming quality whatsoever, I knew Christianity becoming popular would ruin it
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>>115328155
Blame KyoAni for doing S2.
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>>115328155
revelations was great tho
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Song of Songs adaptation when?
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>>115326129
>Samson arc
>good
Overrated shit just like Jesus arc.
Old Testament is best testament, prove me wrong.
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>>115328232
revelations was a bunch of pretentious 2deep4u bullshit is what it was
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>>115328232
>liking the chuuni arc
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>>115328265
>samson arc
>not old testament
You what?
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>>115328316
>but m-muh shonen!!
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>>115328265
do you even read the bible?
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>>115328343
>reading LNs
>reading LNs without pictures
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>>115328370
>he didnt play the VN
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>>115328370
>reading the poorfag's version
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>Lot's arc
>Ends with him fucking both of his daughters
I didn't read this for incestshit
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>>115328343
>Reading a LN full of plotholes.
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Mahomet anime when
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Why no book of Enoch arc?

Angels fucking shit up and breeding with the sons of man to create Giants.

Did they not think it was canon?
too much for Moeshitters to handle?
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Just like on SEED once Jesus came back from dead it all went to shit.
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Is Jesus gay for John?
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>>115328481
>being an onlymangafag
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>>115328531
Jesus arc is fujoshi pandering.
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>>115326129
>reading the revisionists version
the real version is the one where he and his apostles were little girls
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They totally ripped off the whole Antichrist thing fro m Miura

Unoriginal trash

3/10
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIDYvg73RuM

>tfw the Resurrection arc will never be animated
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>>115328531
>>115328575
David and Jonathan were better fujo pandering anyway
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>>115328531
He certainly didn't covet his neighbors wife.
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>so i create those two. and don't give them the capacity to understand good and evil
>but i tell them to not eat the fruit
>but they can't understand that it would be a bad thing to do so
>they eventually eat it because one of my other creations tells them to
>now i finally can be a dick to them and thousand of generations to come, as i already foresaw with my perfect omniscience, and everyone will blame her, not me
>creating a gamebreaking fruit to begin with
God's ruse cruise never ends
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>>115328506
Have you watched the Apocrypha OVAs yet? I'm not entirely sure because it's been a while, but it might have been in there.
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>>115326129
Jesus dies
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>>115328702
God confirmed for Kubo
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It's like how that serpent allllll the way back in chapter one is probably just a snake but they decided to connect him to Satan because they're lazy and can only think of one main villain
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>The only good thing is when he's finally tortured and crucified.

Edgemaster in the building
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>>115328622
>Generic shonen bullshit.
I'm glad BONES didn't animated that kind of bullshit.
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>>115328718
>watching the fanmade films
i bet you draw OCs on deviantart too
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>>115328762
>Jesus died and came back
>John the Baptist stayed dead
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Jonah was a huge asshat
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>>115328718
Nahh man Book of Enoch is an OVA in itself
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>HighSchool/SoL/Harem
>Jesus is the Tsukkomi/Tsundere
>Animated by KyoAni
Will you watch it?
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>making Mary a milf AND a Christmas cake
I'm impressed by such ingenious omnipandering.
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>>115328930
>tsundere
>not the joker best friend of the MC
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>>115326129
I'd watch an actual bible adaptation. I'm christian and still don't know shit about it
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>>115328930
After Saint Young Man I can't accept Jesus as anything besides the boke
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>>115328830
Bros always dies because for the shitty gary stu MC and development.
I really hate that shit.
RIP in pieces best boy.

Yeah, fuck you, Akame ga Kill and Takahiro.
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They killed my bro John the Baptist.
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>>115326129
Eat shit edgelord
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Fucking ufotable
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>>115329013
>my bro
He was your husbando. Admit it.
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>>115326129
You think the Jesus arc is bad, try the arcs written by Paul. Dude has some sort of cuckold NTR denial fetish. He makes the Jesus arc look like fun times.
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>>115328949

You may say she's a Christian cake.
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Why is Thomas such a shit
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Magdalene best girl ;_;
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What can't Jusus do?
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>>115329141
why 2deep4u?
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>>115329116
Carlos pls.
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I stopped reading during Moses' arc.

Are they still in Egypt?
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>>115329160
Save his husbando Judas
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>>115329059
>King James fags

You folks are scum. You think your precious little TV movie edited version is so superior. Fucking secondaries. Try reading the original VN, faggots.
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>>115329160
Bring Ed's mother back to life.

She's atheist.
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>>115329160
Being Tatsuya.

>>115329205
It's been ages since that, because timeskip
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>Saul tries to genocide the Christians
>Gets blinded, becomes Paul
>Then acts as if he was Jesus' best pal, and acts as if he's more righteous than Peter.

Paul is worst apostle.
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>>115329219
>he hasn't watched the harrowing movie yet
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>>115326129
That fujobait Sodom and Gomorrah filler was the worst
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>>115329289

Dem doujins, tho
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>short and concise
>simple story with no muh prophecies bullshit
>doesn't even need to add the retarded resurrection arc (but got tacked on by editors later)

Why is Mark so based?

in b4 Qfags
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Who has the 2nd highest power level?
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>>115329289
At least that arc had Lot fucking his daughters, Jesus arc it's just SoL and fishing shit with an all main male cast and barely any cute girls, the worst kind of fujobait
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Why are Lot's children both massive sluts?
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>>115329289
>fujobait
not to get off topic but the original story of sodom and gomora was that Sodom was yaoi heaven and Gomorrah was yuri heaven, they just changed both to yaoi because they thought male homosexuality is worst than female one and was the more prevalent
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>>115329381
Samson arc. God, I hate that fucking ending.
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Why is god such an asshole? Is he actually the villain?
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Who's the spookiest Angel?
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>>115329446
Antiyuri fags are the worst.
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>>115329381
holy spirit
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The old testament was way better, all this new crap is just to appeal to normalfags.
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>>115329381
Moses
fucking OP
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>>115329473
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>>115329524
Overleveled clerics are pretty interesting.
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>>115329524
10 fucking plagues? They gave him all the powers. Way too overpowered Gary Stu.
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>>115329561
and dont get me started on that pillar of fire bullshit
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>>115329593
I thought that was just him abusing drugs.
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>>115329381
Solomon is the strongest magus
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>Genesis Arc
Forced drama is forced
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Joshua is mai husbando
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>>115329542
Die in a holy fire, Mastema.
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Who's tougher
Jacob or Samson?
I know you guys probably think Samson, but remember, God had to cheat to beat Jacob in a wrestling match.
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Raphael>Gabriel>Michael>Uriel
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>>115329473
throne angels, literally glowing rings of light checkered with eyes
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>>115329746
>Liking the slut.
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>>115329702
>implying that was god
that was an angel and samson has bonus points for killing the jews of his time
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>>115329561
His movie is GOAT though
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>>115329702
Samson before delilah
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>reading gary stu chuuni LNs
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>>115329746
At least Gabriel was into incest with her brother.
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>>115328008
Wait until The Oecumenical Councils data books are released...
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Is there a bigger asspull than Jesus reviving?
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>>115329985
The beginning and the end of Job's arc
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>>115329985
the last plague that hit egypt
>muh lambs blood
the fucking angel of death would be the last thing afraid of blood
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Would you watch a Book of Job adaptation animated by Shaft?
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>>115329985
>Can resurrect the dead
>Surprised when he resurrects himself

L2R
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>>115329911
>Gabriel
>Her
>Incest with her brother

The fuck are you talking about?
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>>115329985
The Mark of the Beast.
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>LN
>>>/jp/
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>>115330138
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>>115329985
What is the entirety of he Old Testament?

Seriously, it's like they were told to just throw caution to he wind and disregard any and all forms of conventional story telling.

I tried to just enjoy it for what it was for, but they used THAT the great flood way too soon. If /a/ hadn't hyped up the upcoming Revelations OVA I probably wouldn't have picked it back up.
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NIV is best subs, KJV is for weebs
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Japs making an LN about Islam and getting suicide bombed as a result when?
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>>115330340
RVR>NIV
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>>115330339
Old writer followed the zero no tsukaima route and bailed on us
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>>115329911
>her

Western censorship really this hard in its entirety.
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>>115330340
>>115330392
>not reading it in the original latin
fucking secondaries i swear
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Hey guys!

Magdalene is a slut and she fucks other guys to!
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>>115330457
>latin
>original
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>>115326129
>S2
Have fun with your UNDERSTANDING nonsense, I'll be enjoying God murdering everyone for no reason.
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>>115330481
>implying anything else before the churches latin translation is canon or original
are you some kind of heretic anon?
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This thread actually makes the Bible seem like a fun read.
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>>115330558
>not reading it for the plot
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>>115330523
>not even aramaic
old testament is in hebrew you dingus
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>>115330523
What if I am, I didnt expect a kind of spanish inquisition on /a/
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Which arcs are filters?
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>>115328702
God is truly best villian.
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>>115330601
>understanding the alphabetized jew
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>>115330644
You called?
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>>115330558
>He didn't read the Bible
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>>115330683
>God
>villain
יהוה did nothing wrong
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>>115330686
>2007+7
>not being a jew
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>>115329381
Mohammad

I'm sick of this fanfiction that keeps portraying him as the main character though.
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This thread reminds me that I'm going to Israel in a few days.
Is there anything I should look out for, other than rockets?
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>>115330558
>2014
>not reading the bible
you wanna be left behind with nicholas cage?
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>>115330780
not even judeo-christian
gtfo with osama you terrorist
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>>115330780
They really are the worst. Not only do they add their own chapter of fanfic and call it canon, they also say it's the only 100% accurate canon. It's one thing to be a secondary, but to rank your secondary fanfic above the original? Delusional.
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>>115330783
your wallet
no seriusly i lost $12,000 to pickpockets alone
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>>115330783
Beware the merchant
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>>115330558
Once you get past all the setup and get to the hype god being a dick part, things are great. It just has a slow start. Also, don't read the New Testament, not by the same writer and is a shit story with gay pandering.
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>>115330780
>reading zankyou no terror
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>yfw Lucifer went full yandere and Satan tries to NTR Eve

Was not expecting that.
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>>115330882
I seriously hope you lost that through credit cards or something and were not stupid enough to carry 12 grand in your pocket in a foreign country.
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>>115330947
It was my first time and i was naive, i had always thought it was safe since it was israel and all meaning no muslims
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>>115330783
The jews.
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>>115331013
>I thought it was safe to bring 12 grand to jew central
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>God may never whisk you away in a fiery chariot from this gay earth
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>>115331013
>In 2006, the official number of Arab residents in Israel was 1,413,500 people, about 20 percent of Israel’s population. This figure includes 209,000 Arabs (14% of the Israeli Arab population) in East Jerusalem, also counted in the Palestinian statistics, although 98 percent of East Jerusalem Palestinians have either Israeli residency or Israeli citizenship.[24] Most Arab citizens of Israel are Muslim, particularly of the Sunni branch of Islam,
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>>115331013
>being more afraid of muslims than jews when it comes to money
>being afraid of anything more than jews when it comes to money
not to go all /pol/ but they are always right
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There will never be an anime about Jesus and the Apostles as little girls. Why live?
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>>115331331
Because committing suicide makes you go to hell anon.
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>>115331331
People can only see Jesus when they accept her into their hearts.
Ignorant fools go about their lives every day without realizing that Jesus is by their side.

The rapes are symbolic for the misuse of religion for political means.
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>>115326129

Jesus and the bible are pure evil

>smashing children into rocks
>If you are unlucky and have a miserable life full of suffering you'll grow up evil and be thrown into hell
>angels coming down onto the battlefield and eating the flesh men and their horses
>in the end your entire existence will revolve around worshiping Jesus 24/7.
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>mfw you know atheists wanna jump in this thread and sperg, but because they've never read it and all they think they know about the Bible comes from googling inconsistencies, zeitgeist and Religulous, they know they'll get called out on their shit.
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>>115331896
>>115331656
Ha, told you
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>>115331896
>implying atheists and agnostics are not sometimes just as well read when it comes to the Bible.

Sure, the average fedoratard atheist is pretty ignorant, but a lot of non-religious people come from a religious upbringing or have otherwise read the myths themselves and just choose not to believe.
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>>115331896
nigga i was raised in the most catholic environment available and even went to a monastery for high school hell i needed to learn the 20 mysteries of the rosary before learning basic algebra and had to read the bible cover to cover during the weekends
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>>115332214
So?
Do you believe in good parenting?
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>>115332264
yes, if i had one
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>>115332214
>Catholic that became atheist

I AM SHOCKED!
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>>115332386
>implying im catholic
>implying im athiest
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>>115332386
YOU WA SHOCK!
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>>115332417
So what are you then?
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>>115332561
the void
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Catholics are the worst fanbase, and are ruining it for everyone.
They are to Christianity, what California is to America.
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>>115332588
ExDeath, pls go and stay go
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Whoa, thread about catholics.
I had an extremely strict and bigot upbringing forced down my throat starting from a certain point in my childhood, and the only result is that I sided with demons, monsters and whatever atagonized the good christians in every piece of fiction I ever laid my eyes upon. the shadow side is, my favorite girl in general is the one that sides with the evil church. example: currybutt
I also do volunteering at my local soup kitchen, managed by friars, but I still refuse to do the fucking sign of the cross
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>>115328930
>tsundere
>not a cute and horny onee-sama
Ara ara! Is it time for your second cumming already?
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>>115332781
Not your blog.
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Proverbs is the most pretentious and boring arc I've ever seen, just some guy telling us what he we already know.
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>tfw the entire series is one giant build up as to how YWHW is the final bossu and also an eldritch monstrosity and that the devil is in on the whole ordeal
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>>115332847
Gomen gomen~
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>>115326129
Come on OP this thread is only funny when you do it once every couple months, not every week
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>>115332861
David became much worst than Saul.

Poor Saul.



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