Do Hachikuji and Shinobu shop for bracelets at the same store?
No, a nice man called Poyoyon Rock gives them out to young girls for free. They just have to come with him to his van. He also has sticking plasters.
Those transparent jelly bracelets are a trademark of characters designed by Watanabe Akio. The majority of girls he draws have them.
I want it.
It's how Araragi marks his territory
Dead fuckbuddy - New fuckbuddy - Life partner
Fun fact: One of these girls is a corpse, one a ghost, and one an undead vampire.
You say that like its a bad thing.
He did say it was a fun fact.
I lack the capacity to condense my love of these adorable girls into witty posts. Spaghetti is erupting from between my keys and also my fingertips.
How come Snail has the best loli legs?
me on the right
It's because she's the best girl.
I want to ravage snail in every way imaginable. I almost wish ebola wouldn't take everyone so that VR becomes a thing in my lifetime. Or I have enough time to create some kind of egregore altar in a cave with photographs of hachikuji, and little girls' panties strewn about where I do acid and try to lucid dream.
>a living corpse
>a blood-sucking melancholiac
shinobu's celiac shits
how is this not a doujin?
Not even google knows what that is..
>Only two doujins with Ononoki
What does the middle one say?
It looks like 女家, but I can't find that word in a dictionary.
I mean I assume it's wife, but still can't find it.
It was translated as bride, but i don't know.
>Only two doujins with Ononoki scanned
Oooh, holy damn I'm retarded.
Sorry, I just started learning these.
I feel like Shinobu works better as the mistress than the sex friend.
This, she is the mistress and snail the waifu.
At least they're both pretty good
It's not enough.
Tsukihi is best girl.
Like most gataris, she's not the best, but still pretty great
>better than a loli
Funny you say that, the lolis are older than most of the cast.
Comes with lots of wandering around, also
>you will never have a qt 3.14 loli vampire living in your shadow
Why even live?
A doll, Yotsugi is a DOLL
Made out of a corpse.
Fucking based Kaiki. Fuck the context to that scene
Tsukihi, not the Phoenix.
yay, peace peace
If you buried Ononoki in the sand and pissed on her every day, would she become a white people delicacy?
She is more than 100 years old, so she already is.
Perfect paradise indeed.
>you'll never eat donuts with Kaiki
fuck you nisio
ano desu ne, Araragi-san~
someone hasn't read the LN spoilers
Correct. Kaiki not Aragi-san. Who would want to eat donuts with that punk when you can eat with Kaiki?
Snail died for the greater good allowing Kaiki to become the new Lost Cow enabling him to finally talk to Monkey.
And Araragi drags her out of hell anyway.
That looks cool but needs coloring
fuck Kizu, I want to see this
Give me exactly one reason as to why Kaiki is not best girl.
Pro-tip: You can't
The whole Phoenix Arc
Pick one. Either is best girl
He's not a girl.
I'd like links to all the untranslated/adapted LN spoilers, if anyone has them handy.
Gaen is totally best girl. She's at the very least better than Kaiki
Also, where the fuck is Oshino? What was Episode there for? Wtf is Ougi? Am I right in wanting it dead?
No, she's not, she's almost as shit as Nadeko
Whoa whoa whoa. You can say Gaen is shit all you want and I'll accept that but saying nearly as shit as Nadeko is going too far man.
Being even close to Nadeko levels of shit is an insult you can't take back. That's the kind of thing you say when you really want to hurt someone
Tsukihi is the best, but I love snail too
I just can't sexualise her though
That's the worst thing you can say about somebody.
>you will never go to mister donut with kaiki
>he will never offer to buy you donuts
>you will never refuse and then steal his donuts like a fucking punk
Why is Crab such a shit?
Kaiki is best girl. He's also best boy, best conman, and best fake.
We may not come to a compromise when it comes to best girl, but at least there's one thing we can all agree on.
Snake a absolute dog shit.
No, fuck you and your shit taste.
We may not be united in our love, but we are one in our hate?
Snake is shit-tier, bro.
This is all true.
Only Crab and Bat are shit, rest of the girls are nice.
I disagree. While I may not like either Crab or Bat. They are nowhere near the Nadeko levels of bad. There is a special tier for her and her alone
you done goofed
Again with this shit.
say that to my face and see what happen
Can I watch this without having watched any of the other monogatari series, or should I start someplace else?
Meme is far away in the cold.
Start at the beginning.
If you're in it to just watch lolis you should try something else.
Along with Kaiki bat is the best character in terms of writing and personality
And she's the only one who can actually do shit in the series
Writing maybe, she has a lot of screen time to develop.
Personality is a matter of opinion.
Well... Maybe Kanbaru too
Girl on right is Monkey, right?
Holy shit no.
She's right there with Snake in garbage tier.
No, Snake a second best.
Yup, Nisemonogatari Kanbaru
And in a case like that, wrong opinions
Is she forever dead, never to hang with Arararagi ever again?
The correct rankings
God tier: Snake and Bat
Platinum tier: Fire Sisters
Knows Everything tier: Gaen
Top tier: Crab and Cat
Braceleto tier: Monkey
Unlimited Rulebook tier: Corpse
I don't what the fuck it is tier: Ougi
He's a fucking guy, you faggots tier: Kaiki
Also bro tier: Snail
I was about to say you where wrong putting Snake in god tier but then I realized I'm retarded
Shit tier list is shit
You realized it was a literal pun?
That's just like, you opinion, man.
...That lack of R on YOUR is going to bother me more than your tier list.
what happens next? i can't remember
Your don't like my rankings?
If I tell you that Araragi is proposing to her in this scene after saying that Crab is only his girlfriend and Cat is only his lover, will you remember?
being Ara isn't to bad
yes, many thanks
That doesn't bother me so much because it is deliberate. It is when you read something and the flow is stopped because it's missing a letter.
Last time I checked Ellipsis were fine. Actually going to ask this but is there an issue you have with them?
I'm not so good at the art of 'trolling'
Ononoki the cutest
Snail and Bat the sexiest
not piss piss that's for sure
>Be it's servant trough all eternity
>Killing a little girl
Sh'es 100 years old, my conscience is clear.
Age doesn't matter, you wouldn't kill a Shinobu
>Killing something that's already dead
She can't die, not even if she where killed
So you can't kill her then?
Your shit taste is showing.
No, because she's dead
You forgot Mayoi in best girl tier.
I know, didn't mean to forget best bro so I appended with >>115342049
I guess I'm okay with your list then.
I wouldn't kill a Shinobu, but as everyone pointed out, you can't kill a corpse so I'm still clear.
What the fuck is braceleto tier?
An obscure reference to Nisemonogatari episode 2 where Araragi and Kanbaru discuss mis-speaks Kanbaru would do. IE Mishearing Family Rate as Family Rape...errr Family Hate
Kanbaru's mistaken way of announcing victory or something of the sort.
Vamp > Snail > Zombie
All are perfect though.
All Monogataris are best Monogataris, but we all know who the most best is.
One of those has a penis and it's Nadeko
A Mamaragi fan? That's fucking rare.
Actual Spoilers: I can't wait for the Tooe scene. We can finally see what she looks like
If you say Kaiki, I will hunt you down and shove a cactus up your ass for being a faggot.
>Catfag Mad because she gets BTFO by bat every single time
I don't like her either.
Then why you post cat?
I like that idea.
Maybe it's a picture of himself?
Don't be mad, anon.
What Monogatari does she appear in?
>those fat tits
>all this shit taste
Spoiler or Mamaragi? Mamaragi is S2. Spoiler is in one of the later books. Though technically she has a speaking role in Hana
Who is this dashing gentleman?
What's written in Kanbaru's red books? What do they represent?
It's all yaoi.
It's a reference to Mao's Little Red Book. Shaft tends to be pretty pro communist in their shows.
I think they just represent how her room is always a fucking mess because she's a disgusting fujoshi dyke.
They represent a limited animation budget.
Someone please post spoilers.
ur a faget
In Bakemonogatari they were called Barazoku which was a BL magazine. Though in Nise they were just Blah and the glasses-wearing Blah
They represent books full of hot yaoi.
Why does nobody break it to Alalagi that perversion is evil?
Sorry to break it to you but Hanekawa did but she stopped the moment she found out he was getting off on it
Because it's not.
Then why didn't she break it to him that masochism is evil too?
My waifu is not evil
I don't think you get how that works.
Because that would be detrimental to his sex life with Crab.
Well, she can do that gently.
>Hey, you should stop doing that naughty naughty Maso thing.
>It's bad for you, you'll get hurt and it'll just stimulate your self-sacrificing complex
Araragi would be fucking over the moon if Hanekawa did that kind of shit for him
A lack of perversions is evil. Hell, even if you were to avoid all "evils", you total avoidance of vices could be seen as perverse.
>with implied gang rape
>canon domestic abuse victim
So how many times has cat get an abortion?
>implied gang rape
u fugn wot
About nine before it kills her.
>What is Koimonogatari
Remember that scene in her OP where she got dozens of black arms groping her while being naked?
>what is Ougi
What's it like to kiss a ghost?
Soft, and a bit cold sometimes.
>What is Koimonogatari
It's actually a thing.
Hmm...last I checked it was a chapter in the Katanagatari series
How does that even make any sense, fuck you Araragi.
The thing i hate the most about Hachikuji moving on is that we never got to see her with ther hair down.
I bought this doujin at NYCC.
>No character development
Araragi is a pervert, anon. I thought that was obvious.
Too bad the series is over, Nisio will never cut her hair.
It any good?
Well , thinking about it this way i think it's for the best.
It's symbolism for sexual frustration, that's the entire point of the arc.
If you like HUGE areolas and lactation, yes. Also full color.
>Nisio will never cut her hair.
Thank you based God
Araragi suave as fuck.
>mfw this is true
Even Nadeko cuts hers short
I think you mean Goddess.
I don't NOT like them. I'll give it a try.
>not downloading the LN
Who /k/ommando Hachikuji here?
While I'm in a monogatari thread, I might as well ask.
In the parallel world, how exactly did bat become kiss-shot after she ran away again? I thought she could only survive off araragi's blood, but she went on to destroy the world. If she always has the potential to become kiss-shot again, what exactly did oshino's ritual do?
I marathoned S2 during a huge insomnia episode so I probably missed something really important.
What's the point
Araragi was kill, so she became Kiss-shot again. I thought that was obvious.
If Arararagi dies then she goes back to full power.
If one of them dies they are freed from each other.
Oh, I get it, they really are bound to each other. Thanks.
Ougi is Giant Black Ball of - DARKNESS tier.
Also, who the fuck is Bat? I'm trying to remember but I cant
Stop, I don't want this.
Oh, I'm an idiot. But I don't remember her ever referred to as bat, just as a vampire.
Agreed, Oppai hanekawa or no hanekawa
Koyami is referred to as vampire in kizu: Vampire Koyami I think. Bat is the fan name for shinobu.
Vampires are technically glorified bats.
fuck you Nisio and your new novel
>kamiya's sex moaning
Anon I love you.
I like loli Hanekawa but I don't anything bad happening to her.
Whats wrong with the new novel?
Yeah, I understand the connection, just couldn't remember where they referred to her as that.
Then again, I'm an infidel that watched the shows and haven't read the light novels. Gonna search for Kizu though, cause I can't wait until 2098 for the film
You will never be this happy in your lifetime, ever.
That hurts anon.
I know this feeling
That moment Araragi goes all bad-ass on Kako to the final scene was the only scene where I actually liked Hanekawa.
>tfw no qt 2D loli to molest
I think she's wonderful.
So what does Hanekawa do after her graduation?
And that is an alright opinion to have. I too have Hanekawa 's Tiger Stripes in one of my higher tiers
She becomes a low budget JAV actress , specializing in gangbangs
Continues being perfect.
Can't let those funbags go to waste.
I wish I still had that webm of her traveling.
because she isn't real ;_;
green loli a shit, heart under blade best shinobu, hachikuji is the true best loli
Man her oppais just keep getting bigger.
I wish adult snail had her hair done like kid snail.
Pls no open. CP inside.
>The series is over.
That's what you think.
That chub destroys muh dick.
Is that cat?
I don't remember this.
New book by the author.
Don't mind him, he's not an alligator
Doujin name please?
Nevermind, found it.
You know the character, why can't you find it?
Was being lazy, this is my post. >>115350080
You eyeballin' me?
I got you anon.
>Not liking lolis
I like Shinobu and Nadeko, but Mayoi is crossing the line for me.
Dear diary, the ass was indeed phat.
I think the line was crossed at Shinobu.
Embrace it anon.
It's okay, she is older than Araragi.
If the ass isn't phat there's no point tapping that.
so is Nisio writing Tsugimonogatari and that new novel at the same time?
I don't like lolis, but I've always made an exception for Shinobu. She's pure sex at any age.
Shinobu looks like an 8-10yo and Mayoi as an 11yo so you have already crossed the line and leaved it behind quite ago
>I'd fuck a middle schooler and an 8 year old but a 10 year old is going too far
>but Mayoi is crossing the line for me.
Hachikuji is 2 years older than Shinobu, current physical body wise
and Nadeko isn't loli at all
Gotta leave my bite mark on that.
I think I ran out of Kanbaru's ass.
It's you again.
We went over this.
No marking of any kind.
It's not that i want, it's because i must.
>I don't like loli
don't lie to yourself
Why don't You Just shut up
>those delicious legs
>Lick them anon
every time i see that picture i want to suck her toes
Shinobu is a miracle of the universe
I want to be Hachikuji.
I want to be those panties
Sounds like a plan.