Because you couldn't think of anything else to say and you'd rather sacrifice your anal virginity than not shitpost on /a/.
Funny since it's both got to do with your ass. You don't seem to be using any other part of your body.
But I don't even like men...
Beato, pls, your not even real.
Battler is bullying material only.
I'm on Episode 6 of the VN. Beato will return, right? The real one and not the shitty moe version or the indifferent to Battler version, right?
pls dont bully battler
nah, she confirmed as shannon so it's kinda end for 'beato'
Not a chance in hell.ahahahaha.wav
>goat with no love
Seriously though, [spoilers]Beato is no more 'Shannon' than she was 'Kanon'. All three personalities branched off of Yasu and don't overlap which is how they can individually "die" without contradicting Red Truth. The original "Yasu" personality also stopped existing after metamorphism into Beatrice after solving the epitaph the year before, so she can be said to actually exist in Red. Although its her Golden truth trump card.[/spoiler:lit]
Battler might like the idea if you were female.
Can't prove I'm not, its a catbox.
>decently sized breasts
Would Battler ravage me?
>faggot trying to sound smart
fuck off gayscum
Erika what are you doing on /a/?
I desire a deito with Lucifer.
>giving a shit on /a/
>no 愛 on seacats thread
>trying this hard to not be a faggot
well good to know that you know you are a fag but pls try to do something about it.
>You will never read seacats for the first time again.
Man, that first time ride was so fun.
Especially all the threads with /a/.
why don't you an hero and stop shitting up /a/
a fag in denial is no use to anyone, might as find a glory hole and make yourself useful to piss-covered anon dicks
Try the manga, its pretty good for a new angle. They tweaked the story a bit to be more consistent with the Single Truth. Great art inserts too.
I'm buying the entire mango once it gets finished and translated.
You see, she's busy at them moment:
the manga has some changes in design, though, since it's been done by several artists. But it's overall nice.
There is a lot of content already out there, you will be waiting for years for it to finish its run in English. I think they are only up to Chapter 4 at this point.
but can you handle her[spoilers] stake gouging your ass raw[/spoilers]?
>but can you handle her[spoilers] stake gouging your ass raw[/spoilers]?
Lucifer is M, so I'd be gouging her ass raw.
>Try the manga
Will do. By the way, is it true the manga finally gave a design to Yasu?
kind of, Yasu's design is still vague, but you can easily imagine a smaller, frailer version of Rion who dresses in girl clothing. Thats really the only physical difference between the two.
That and Yasu has a gash that superficially looks like a vagina instead of a dick and balls like Rion.
The best Detective, the best Rapist and THE BEST SEACAT.
step up to Ange, who can handle them alltogether.
Is the manga good?
Very good. I think so far it stands on its own without the need for the VN. Of course the VN is an amazing experience, but this is good too.
quite good, but you should be able to handle some gore, since you get closeups of smashed Ushiromiya faces in volume1.
Oh I see. Is anyone good scanlating it?
i think it is already.
I'd rather have more Umineko doujins translated...
You know I hate to ask this again, but anyone proficient in moon? Any approximate translation/
unfortunately i'm not good enough (too many Kanji)
There are so many 4komas and doujinshis that need to be translated...
I have a friend who knows moon pretty well, but he's reading Umineko very slowly, so I don't want to spoil anything for the guy
true, that would be unfair, and most of the stories spoil more or less.
ufotable should've adapted this instead.
But then they wouldn't be rolling in money
I see your Lucifer and raise you a Lewdcifer
Then explain why he falls in love with his crossdressing tranny uncle?
He doesn't, that's the tragedy. He never understood Beato's heart until after he died.
That would probably work better with Asmodeus.
also, rest of them.
I want to marry Lucifer!
and finally an infiltrator.
so do George and Jessica.
>Battler was in love with Beato
>George was in love with Shannon
>Jessica was in love with Kanon
>tfw Yasu died without anyone ever accepting him for who he was
George and Jessica didn't even know.
but imagine the family meetings, anon. 6 sisters spreading chaos.
Yeah, its pretty rough. Only those with AI YO can truly understand it all, and why Yasu is a tragic character.
As a consolation though, Yasu got their wish to be acknowledged as a witch granted in the end.
Ange is the only living person to understand the Single Truth, and she decided to keep the catbox closed to preserve the Golden Land and everyone in it. She revives Beato so the legend of the Golden Witch will persist indefinitely.
Not the best end, but an acceptable one considering the circumstances.
Everyone died not knowing the truth, Ange committed suicide when she jumped off the building, Black Battler existed, Shkannon died on the first twilight, George would have never loved Yasu, Jessica was just curious about Kanon and Rosa never loved Maria.
Come at me you love faggots. Even a thousand fedora posts would not sate me
that contradicts itself, if Black Battler existed, HE knew the truth.
Ground-beef Ange is from a fragment where Eva never escaped alive and therefor never left the diary for Ange to discover the Single Truth. With no way of learning the truth, she killed herself and became Bern's piece in exchange for seeing Battler again and was then removed when she broke the rule of telling him who she was.
The Ange in the real world is from a fragment where Eva survived and left the diary behind, her struggle with learning the Single Truth of that day is what makes up most of the last scenes.
Although she made the "wrong' choice of ignoring the happy memories and learning the truth of Rokkenjima prime, she was able to overcome and overrule the Red with her own Gold so as to not lose hope in her wish to see her family again. This wish is granted in the "Magic" fragment by meeting Tohya after he recovers Battler's memories. It doesn't contradict the Red that Battler died, because his personality died in the by the same definition that Beato used in her mysteries.
I SEE PANTIES