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>You will never have a elf-waifu.
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'waifu' you mean sex slave, right?
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>>115317565
Elves are for tender loving only.
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Elves are so cute. I don't really understand why /tg/ and some of you guys hate on them.

If I had one I would cuddle her every day, multiple times a day. Pretty much the whole day, honestly.
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>>115319878
From the thumbnail I thought she was licking the top right of the box
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>>115317336
Yes you can
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Ever since Archeage came out I've been having an amazing time by being an elven ojou-sama.

I love it.
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>>115317336
You can't fool me, you goddamn homo.

Slay the gays.
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>>115317336
Please be a girl, I'm getting demoralized by all the shotas.
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>that bulge
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>>115317686

Brown and dark elves can be reaped tenderly?
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>>115317336
I won't, but that's by choice. I'm perfectly happy with mai human waifu.
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>>115319878
Because outside of japan, elves aren't just a slender character design with pointy ears, they're a species of racist, haughty, holier than thou dickwads that cause most of the problems in fantasy settings and then leave it to 'lesser races' to clean up. They're pretentious libertines.
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>>115317686
But how will elves appreciate tender loving if you don't rape them as sex slaves first? check and mate
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>>115320752
And so you come to spite and mock our pain?
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>>115320817
Get a human waifu too. The extra feat and bonus skill points are pretty nice.
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>>115320901
But I'm in love with elves. I've got forest fever.
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>>115321000
But then your children will be angsty half-elves, like Tanis Half-Elven was.
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>>115320664
and then he got sold as a hooker
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>>115319878

Yuugi, is that you?
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>>115321059
I'm fine with that. I'd shower them with enough love to let them know that there's nothing wrong with them.
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>You will never have space adventures with your space elf waifu ;_;
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>You will never marry and impregnate a cute elven woman and have lots of children together and live a happy life
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>>115321359
>You will never have any adventures with any elf
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>>115321000
di dhe got castrated or something

where are the balls
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It hurts.
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>>115321566
Girls don't have balls, dingus
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>>115321566
She's a girl.
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Hurry up VR
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>>115321994
How will you complete your fantasies with VR?
Will you love your elf tenderly?
Will you let a lovely elf dominate you?
Or will you become an elf, and have tender yuri relations?
So many possibilities.
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>>115321994
M-moar?
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Why are elves so lewd?
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>>115322145
All options sound nice. Maybe I'll go for elf yuri with lots of handholding.
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>>115319569
>>115317565
dicks
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Reminder
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>>115322189
Sorry, don't know the artist.
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>>115322701
A-are buttcheeks like that even possible?
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why are you so heretical /a/?
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>>115322836
Yeah.
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>>115322901
Eprah knows I love some brown elf booty
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>>115322967
Have some more.
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>>115323010
I'd go all-natural on that booty
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>>115323075
Good tastes.
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>>115322901
because your emperor is a raging homosexual faggot who likes to fuck his marines in the ass with their balls touching
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>>115323139
Jesus christ, why would they even bother wearing anything? That looks like it's going to be a hinderance at one point or another
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Which do you choose /a/?
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>>115323287
Right still feels like it's been rotting under the sea some time
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would you a caster
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So cute.
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>>115323287
All of them at the same time, nigga.
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>>115323356
Those tits are lewd
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>>115323139
Dark skin is so repulsive
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>>115323287
Yes.
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>>115323354
Yes.
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>>115323356
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>>115323401
To each his own.
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>>115323401
Please take your shitty taste elsewhere
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Would you?
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>>115323553
That steep? Something must be wrong
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>>115323553
Yeah baby
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>>115323287
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>>115322223
>Maybe I'll go for elf yuri
The choice of champions
I cant wait to view POV of an elf girl eating out my pussy
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>>115323628
I want them all.
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>>115323628
But those are boys.
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>>115323747
What's your point?
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>>115323747
Yes, and?
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>>115323287
High Elves.

420.
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>>115323597
Praise the emprah I'm ready
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>>115323788
>>115323805
That means they have penises.
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>>115323833
...and?
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>>115323747
Did I ask?
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>>115323859
Nevermind.
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>>115323747
Gender is not relevant when it comes to cuteness. All they need is a wet hole.
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>>115323833
Your point?
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>>115323401
Wrong.
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>>115323833
>>115323747
Where's that page from Needless when you need it?
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>>115323951
Well said, all elfs are girls especially when they aren't.
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>>115324003
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>>115323354
Is that supposed to be sakura?
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>>115324003
The first thing Blade did once he got godlike power was to turn Yamada into a real girl. Thus he proved in practice that he didn't truly believe all that stuff about gender not being important.
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>Elf waifu

I'm would get NTRd so hard.
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>>115324003
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>>115323951
It's definitely relevant. You can't start a family with a male elf.
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>>115324143
I would ntr you bro, I'm a bear man.
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>>115324077
since when sakura is an elf
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>>115324203
Well okay then.
I guess that's the way it will be.
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>>115324254
I thought maybe they just gave her elf ears
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>>115324259
You can watch if you want.
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>>115324174
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>>115324321
And fap?
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>>115324336
>living the dream
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We need more elves in modern clothing.
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>>115324482
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>>115324336
Poor (lucky) Yamada.
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>>115324440
And Blade of course followed Yamada's example.
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>>115324508
Gosh, I wonder who's behind this post
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Elves are for rape, not for waifus.
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>>115324195
Its possible for traps to get pregnant.

http://exhentai.org/g/668434/6e1a81449c/
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Why must you make me remember, OP?

Do you wish to lead me to suicide?
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>>115325121
No thank you.
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>>115325121
Ass babies?
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So boy elves or girl elves?
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>>115325512
What's the difference?
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>>115325542
A dick or a hole.
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>>115325512
Girl elves are cuter.
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>>115324508
>>115324984
>>115325590
Is there a race more butthurt than dwarves?

Mountain jews belong in the caves.
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/a/, I think I love fictional elves more than I love actual, real human beings.

I don't know if this is okay.
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>>115325611
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>>115325743
It's fine as long as you have fortitude to withstand the fact that you will never get to be with an elf.
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>>115325843
I don't. I want to die.
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>>115325743
Real women are shit so I don't blame you
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>implying
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>>115325896
But if you die, you'll never be able to date on-- oh.
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>>115326064
But at least I won't suffer anymore that way.
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>>115326264
;_;
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>>115326264
Why is she feeding that bonehead
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>>115326264
Looks like I'll be drinking today.
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>>115326264
reported
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>>115326505
Stop it.

Please.
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>>115326505
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>you see your dark elf waifu wearing this
what do?
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>>115326680
Hug her tight.
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>you will never have a dark elf that you can tenderly love
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>>115317336
Filthy elves, always deceiving me. I don't know who to trust anymore.
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>I will never give the ring to my elf waifu after a passionate night of lovemaking
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>>115326719
And rub your crotch against her thonged butt?
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>>115326977
>You will never get to gaze at the stars with you elf waifu beside you, holding your hand.
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>>115327111
I'd rather gaze into her wonderful, beautiful eyes.
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>>115327094
Of course, while nibbling on her ear.
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I'm intimidated by having an elf waifu, they are so much more superior to people and i would feel self conscious all the time.
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>>115327290
So would I.
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>>115327313
And what if she uses her dark elf skill to restrain you to a chair and use you to satiate her crazy dark elf lust?
Would you be able to keep up with her?

>>115327356
But she picked you anon. That would mean you're a lot better than you think.
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>>115327417
>Would you be able to keep up with her?

Probably not, but that sure as hell won't stop me from trying.
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How would you deal with the fact your elf waifu lives so much longer than you do.
When you are laying dying in your bed next to her, you will be old and decrepit, but she will look as young and beautiful as the day you met her.
She'll live with the memory of her lost lover for hundreds of years.
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>>115327591
I would search the secret of immortality and spend forever next to her.

Basically beg the elven eldar on my knees with my head on the ground and tell him I will do anything and everything for him to please, please help me.
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>>115327478
It's okay, anon, maybe she brought some of her medicine from the Underdark.

With medicine I mean heavy aphrodisiacs.
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>>115328005
Oh man, the pleasure would drive a man insane.
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>>115328181
I would actually like it if some of them actually caused a small amount of pain. Sexually speaking, the thing that attracts me to drow/dark elves is the pain-pleasure aspect.

Of course I'd love with all my heart to have full lovemaking sessions with her that after climax ended up with cuddling and kissing and ear nibbling and hugging and lots of "I love you", but every once in a while try something different.
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See this. Wat do?
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>>115328385
She looks angry, so release and take her to safety.

No bowl of eggs.
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>2032
>Earth gets invaded by space elves
>They drain Earth of it's resources then take men as prizes to pleasure themselves with and keep as sex slaves for their home planet
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>>115328385
Fondle breasts.
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>>115328385
"Ahh, the Child of Bhaal has awoken. It is time for more... experiments."
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>>115328539
I heard it. And saw it.
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If you had a love child with your elf waifu would you risk sending her to a human public school?

I'm afraid someone might bully her, or kids would hurt her ears.
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>>115328701
Clip her ears. People do it to dogs all the time.
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>>115326264
This is the real problem. Your Elf waifu, if you manage to even snag one, would move on past you, fall in love again, marry again, and have children again. You are nothing but a minute of her life time, a speck of dust in a giant ocean, a single object in the vast nothingness of space.
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>>115328701
Poor the parent of the child that bullied my half-elf daughteru.

Their ears would bleed from all my anger-venting.

Not to mention I'd tell her to punch the next kid who bullies her in the nose. Half-elves are faster than humans anyways.
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>>115328766
Elves marry only once, if we go by widely accepted versions of them.

And if you aren't a pleb and a bad husband, you'll achieve immortality for her.
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>>115328769
I'd give her a gun and tell her to empty the clip into the next person that gives her trouble.
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>>115328867
But you'd go to jail, anon.
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I want to _be_/spoiler] a cute and sexy naughty dark elf and snatch a cute, nice and shy /a/non all for myself and very gently and lovingly dominate him with my wide arrange of aphrodisiacs, BDSM tools and masterful sex-techniques so hard he faints from the pleasure most of the times.
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>you'll never press your nose into your qt elf waifus hair and smell it

literally why bother living
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>>115328965
Would you cuddle after he passes out?
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>>115329040
Of course.
Until he wakes up.

Also I fucked the spoiler up, it doesn't have the same impact now.
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>you will never be the shota sex object of a delicious brown MELF
Why is life suffering?
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>>115329032
>literally why bother living

It's getting harder and harder, especially when I'm constantly reminded by other anons about the joys I'll never get to experience. Why do I even browse these threads?
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>>115329032
>literally why bother living

I don't know.
I don't know anymore.
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>>115329123
Right on cue.
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>>115329123
I'd rather be the loli sex object of a delicious blue MELF.
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>>115328867
>clip
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>>115329277
It was a reference.
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>>115328965
>>115329078
>You will never have a loving dark elf to dominate you
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Someone said in the last thread that starting a thread about his story/views on lesbian elves on /d/ would not be popular.

I'd like just to inform him (and whoever else is reading this thread), that that is actually the theme of an ongoing quest on /d/ (with no futa included) that has grown quite popular:
http://archive.loveisover.me/d/search/subject/Heat/username/KiKu/

The MC is an elf that manages to seduce a fellow elf inventor into using her as guinea pig for her /d/eviant collars (that depending on the magic involve mind control, increasing and/or decreasing the breast size, just act as aphrodisiacs, etc).

It's quite a wild and fun read if you guys are interested in elves and so far the author has managed to keep it futafree (though he's thrown in strap-ons every now and then as a placebo).
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>>115329434
Is there love?
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>>115326264
>>115326505
>>115326628
What game was that again?
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>>115328815
>And if you aren't a pleb and a bad husband, you'll achieve immortality for her.
Become a Lich King with his Elf waifu?
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Would you want to be the elf?
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>>115329390
If I was one you would, anon.

>>115329611
My only bigger dream is to be with my waifu.
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>>115329589
Just keep casting Clone spells and transferring your soul to younger clones once you age.
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>>115329553
Yes.
It's all agreed upon and only a few things are bit a questionable (the MC used a bit of mind control to seduce the inventor elf) but ever since then they've been quite lovey-dovey, even if the inventor is pretty deadpan at times when she's focusing on new ideas (you basically double as her PR agent)
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>>115329611
Yes, that would mean both me and my elf waifu could be near immortal and live a long, long life together.
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>>115329589
Problem is you'd be a skeleton and you would not be able to bone her.

Best thing you could do is become a wizard and just tell Death to fuck off, you're going to live forever with your waifu.
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>>115329675
Wouldn't that cause his mind to keep regressing though?
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>>115329716
>elf yuri

Is there a purer love?
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>>115329780
Not in 3rd or later editions.
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I know this probably will kill the thread but I'm glad there are so many people that love them as much as I do and not just like "that". I always felt so alone before.
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>>115329579
Rune Factory 3.
I hope you like RAINBOW.
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>>115329611
>Would you want to be the elf?
Would I be a male or a female elf?
Would I be captured?
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>>115329805
Elf masturbation
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>>115329611
Only if I get cute elf friends with it.
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This place is surprisingly nice, cute, and full of love for a thread talking about elves.
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>>115329889
I think I'd rather be a female elf.
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>>115329866
Elves really are amazing. I'd never want to hurt one.
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>>115329866
I've alway loved elves, even when i knew elves to be "nerdy" because i only ever seen ones from D&D and lord of the rings, after seeing Japanese versions of elves it was like a whole new world, waifuing an elf was impossible not to do.
I still think they're the ideal life partner, and everything a humanoid should be.
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>>115329970
Cute elf friends to be lewd with?
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>>115330001
Dark, blue or white?
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>>115330205
A pure, innocent white elf.
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>>115330308
Would you mind if I picked tall, lewd, curvy blue elf and tried to win your heart through pure and non-seducing methods, both unfamiliar to my evil-trying-to-become-good mind?
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>>115330184
obviously.
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>>115330387
That sounds lovely. I now want to read a manga like that, it would be so cute.
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>>115330510
It would be beautiful.

There are not enough blue elf pictures.
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>I will never wake up to this

I know, not an elf.
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Can there even be an ugly elf, they all seem so fit and healthy and beautiful, unlike humans.
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>>115329889
I need this image. I love her
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>I need this image. I love her
Welcome to 4chan, the board features a set of tools that allow you to automatically reverse image search any picture you see posted on the site (even edits) that should allow you to seek what you are looking for.

Please kindly make use of these tools and avoid littering threads with requests to sources for easily findable art/pictures/images/series
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>>115331922
Being a douche isn't funny or helpful, i'm sure you think someone is impressed or that you're somehow being a hero, but thats false.

>>115329889
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>>115332092
Congratulation, now instead of learning how to look up for the stuff himself he'll keep asking for source the next time he wants something while contributing nothing to the thread
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>>115332394
I know who I want to marry.
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Imagine all the fun adventures to be had with an elf. Exploring uncharted forests, fighting goblins and trolls, learning new types of magic, participating in a Colosseum type team competition, going around solving problems in every town you visit, all the while slowly falling deeper in love with each other.
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>>115332254
You are contributing nothing but hate. Please take your leave
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>>115332575
>You are contributing nothing but hate. Please take your leave
Since when is spoonfeeding acceptable?
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>>115332254
People know how to use google, you're just looking for a reason to be a pretentious dickhead, like i said, nobody is impressed.

And again, what is bad about putting sources of anime content into an anime thread instead of just yelling GOOGLE at people?

Clicking /a/ should just link people straight to the Google web browser, huh?
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>>115332731
Considering its just a forced meme made up by angry elitists like you, and isn't in any way enforced by actual rules, you can shove your buzzword up your ass.
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>>115332575
Less hate more elves
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>>115332571
I hope the adventures continue after we fall in love.
Including hot in-tent lovemaking and afterwards cuddling at night.

>>115332575
>>115332731
>>115332771
please stop it
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Can we get back to elves?
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What do elves dream of
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>>115332914
I can't. That elitist-wannabe ruined my mojo. I'm outta here
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>>115333001
Me.
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>>115333001
dicks
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>>115322499
What the fuck?
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I want a belly dancing dark elf waifu.

Why must life be so cruel.
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Will you let your horny, drunk elf nee-san steal your virginity?
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>>115333728
But what if she regrets it?

I couldn't.
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>>115334261
>elf
>regret sex

Fantastic joke, 10/10, would laugh again
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>>115334478
pls go
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Would you be okay with being a slave to a tribe of elves?
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>>115334867
I would be okay being a servant to a cute elf girl.
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>>115334867
Am I having sex with them? If not no.
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>>115334993
>Am I having sex with them?
If you call getting used as a masturbation tool sex, then yes.
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>>115334867
I'd happily give up my current life to be a slave to the superior elven race.
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>>115317336
>waifu
Wives have to be women, you know.
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>>115325656
>implying they didn't work their asses off for every ore
>implying elves aren't the real jews manipulating cultural perceptions and editing history to make everyone else look bad and paint themselves as victims
Piss the fuck off you filthy degenerate EIDF faggot.
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>>115335538
You posted it again.

Are you happy?
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>>115335297
Boys can be waifus too.
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>>115335538
Bromont has always been terrible at writing.
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>>115335734
How is that a boy.
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Large elven chocotits.
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>>115328385
Isn't that from some eroge?
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>>115336430
>You will never get to rub a dark elf's tits.
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>>115329805
The love between a brother and a sister, platonic or otherwise.
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>>115337596
I want to rub a dark elf's tits as we wake up in the morning together in our bed and she lazily calls me a naughty boy.
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>>115337596
You can if you get help from a kinky high elf.
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>>115338130
I hated that doujin.

I hate all elf rape doujin.
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>>115338130
But where do I even find a kinky high elf?
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>>115338232
Nobody cares that you are a homosexual.
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>>115317336
>I will never have a waifu
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>>115338253
In an enchanted forest, you knucklehead. Remember, the purest looking ones are usually the sluttiest. Lift up their modest, flowing gowns and you'll see underwear that make pole-dancers look wholesome. If any at all, of course.
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>>115338584
Maybe you're actually in hell.
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>>115338727
>UEFA Champions League

Would elves be good at football?
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>>115339457
Ever been tackled by an elf?
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>>115339581
That's not football, that's handegg.
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>>115339610
Ever seen an elf take a dive?
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>>115339696
They're great actors.

They'd put the cut inside diveman to shame.
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>still no Amazon Chieftess x shota elf
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>>115340437
I was wondering when you'd show up.
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>2014
>Being a filthy elf degenerate
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>>115317686
>Elves are for tender loving only.

this sounds familiar...



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