>You will never have a elf-waifu.
'waifu' you mean sex slave, right?
Elves are for tender loving only.
Elves are so cute. I don't really understand why /tg/ and some of you guys hate on them.
If I had one I would cuddle her every day, multiple times a day. Pretty much the whole day, honestly.
From the thumbnail I thought she was licking the top right of the box
Yes you can
Ever since Archeage came out I've been having an amazing time by being an elven ojou-sama.
I love it.
You can't fool me, you goddamn homo.
Slay the gays.
Please be a girl, I'm getting demoralized by all the shotas.
Brown and dark elves can be reaped tenderly?
I won't, but that's by choice. I'm perfectly happy with mai human waifu.
Because outside of japan, elves aren't just a slender character design with pointy ears, they're a species of racist, haughty, holier than thou dickwads that cause most of the problems in fantasy settings and then leave it to 'lesser races' to clean up. They're pretentious libertines.
But how will elves appreciate tender loving if you don't rape them as sex slaves first? check and mate
And so you come to spite and mock our pain?
Get a human waifu too. The extra feat and bonus skill points are pretty nice.
But I'm in love with elves. I've got forest fever.
But then your children will be angsty half-elves, like Tanis Half-Elven was.
and then he got sold as a hooker
Yuugi, is that you?
I'm fine with that. I'd shower them with enough love to let them know that there's nothing wrong with them.
>You will never have space adventures with your space elf waifu ;_;
>You will never marry and impregnate a cute elven woman and have lots of children together and live a happy life
>You will never have any adventures with any elf
di dhe got castrated or something
where are the balls
Girls don't have balls, dingus
She's a girl.
Hurry up VR
How will you complete your fantasies with VR?
Will you love your elf tenderly?
Will you let a lovely elf dominate you?
Or will you become an elf, and have tender yuri relations?
So many possibilities.
Why are elves so lewd?
All options sound nice. Maybe I'll go for elf yuri with lots of handholding.
Sorry, don't know the artist.
A-are buttcheeks like that even possible?
why are you so heretical /a/?
Eprah knows I love some brown elf booty
Have some more.
I'd go all-natural on that booty
because your emperor is a raging homosexual faggot who likes to fuck his marines in the ass with their balls touching
Jesus christ, why would they even bother wearing anything? That looks like it's going to be a hinderance at one point or another
Which do you choose /a/?
Right still feels like it's been rotting under the sea some time
would you a caster
All of them at the same time, nigga.
Those tits are lewd
Dark skin is so repulsive
To each his own.
Please take your shitty taste elsewhere
That steep? Something must be wrong
>Maybe I'll go for elf yuri
The choice of champions
I cant wait to view POV of an elf girl eating out my pussy
I want them all.
But those are boys.
What's your point?
Praise the emprah I'm ready
That means they have penises.
Did I ask?
Gender is not relevant when it comes to cuteness. All they need is a wet hole.
Where's that page from Needless when you need it?
Well said, all elfs are girls especially when they aren't.
Is that supposed to be sakura?
The first thing Blade did once he got godlike power was to turn Yamada into a real girl. Thus he proved in practice that he didn't truly believe all that stuff about gender not being important.
I'm would get NTRd so hard.
It's definitely relevant. You can't start a family with a male elf.
I would ntr you bro, I'm a bear man.
since when sakura is an elf
Well okay then.
I guess that's the way it will be.
I thought maybe they just gave her elf ears
You can watch if you want.
>living the dream
We need more elves in modern clothing.
Poor (lucky) Yamada.
And Blade of course followed Yamada's example.
Gosh, I wonder who's behind this post
Elves are for rape, not for waifus.
Its possible for traps to get pregnant.
Why must you make me remember, OP?
Do you wish to lead me to suicide?
No thank you.
So boy elves or girl elves?
What's the difference?
A dick or a hole.
Girl elves are cuter.
Is there a race more butthurt than dwarves?
Mountain jews belong in the caves.
/a/, I think I love fictional elves more than I love actual, real human beings.
I don't know if this is okay.
It's fine as long as you have fortitude to withstand the fact that you will never get to be with an elf.
I don't. I want to die.
Real women are shit so I don't blame you
But if you die, you'll never be able to date on-- oh.
But at least I won't suffer anymore that way.
Why is she feeding that bonehead
Looks like I'll be drinking today.
>you see your dark elf waifu wearing this
Hug her tight.
>you will never have a dark elf that you can tenderly love
Filthy elves, always deceiving me. I don't know who to trust anymore.
>I will never give the ring to my elf waifu after a passionate night of lovemaking
And rub your crotch against her thonged butt?
>You will never get to gaze at the stars with you elf waifu beside you, holding your hand.
I'd rather gaze into her wonderful, beautiful eyes.
Of course, while nibbling on her ear.
I'm intimidated by having an elf waifu, they are so much more superior to people and i would feel self conscious all the time.
So would I.
And what if she uses her dark elf skill to restrain you to a chair and use you to satiate her crazy dark elf lust?
Would you be able to keep up with her?
But she picked you anon. That would mean you're a lot better than you think.
>Would you be able to keep up with her?
Probably not, but that sure as hell won't stop me from trying.
How would you deal with the fact your elf waifu lives so much longer than you do.
When you are laying dying in your bed next to her, you will be old and decrepit, but she will look as young and beautiful as the day you met her.
She'll live with the memory of her lost lover for hundreds of years.
I would search the secret of immortality and spend forever next to her.
Basically beg the elven eldar on my knees with my head on the ground and tell him I will do anything and everything for him to please, please help me.
It's okay, anon, maybe she brought some of her medicine from the Underdark.
With medicine I mean heavy aphrodisiacs.
Oh man, the pleasure would drive a man insane.
I would actually like it if some of them actually caused a small amount of pain. Sexually speaking, the thing that attracts me to drow/dark elves is the pain-pleasure aspect.
Of course I'd love with all my heart to have full lovemaking sessions with her that after climax ended up with cuddling and kissing and ear nibbling and hugging and lots of "I love you", but every once in a while try something different.
See this. Wat do?
She looks angry, so release and take her to safety.
No bowl of eggs.
>Earth gets invaded by space elves
>They drain Earth of it's resources then take men as prizes to pleasure themselves with and keep as sex slaves for their home planet
"Ahh, the Child of Bhaal has awoken. It is time for more... experiments."
I heard it. And saw it.
If you had a love child with your elf waifu would you risk sending her to a human public school?
I'm afraid someone might bully her, or kids would hurt her ears.
Clip her ears. People do it to dogs all the time.
This is the real problem. Your Elf waifu, if you manage to even snag one, would move on past you, fall in love again, marry again, and have children again. You are nothing but a minute of her life time, a speck of dust in a giant ocean, a single object in the vast nothingness of space.
Poor the parent of the child that bullied my half-elf daughteru.
Their ears would bleed from all my anger-venting.
Not to mention I'd tell her to punch the next kid who bullies her in the nose. Half-elves are faster than humans anyways.
Elves marry only once, if we go by widely accepted versions of them.
And if you aren't a pleb and a bad husband, you'll achieve immortality for her.
I'd give her a gun and tell her to empty the clip into the next person that gives her trouble.
But you'd go to jail, anon.
I want to _be_/spoiler] a cute and sexy naughty dark elf and snatch a cute, nice and shy /a/non all for myself and very gently and lovingly dominate him with my wide arrange of aphrodisiacs, BDSM tools and masterful sex-techniques so hard he faints from the pleasure most of the times.
>you'll never press your nose into your qt elf waifus hair and smell it
literally why bother living
Would you cuddle after he passes out?
Until he wakes up.
Also I fucked the spoiler up, it doesn't have the same impact now.
>you will never be the shota sex object of a delicious brown MELF
Why is life suffering?
>literally why bother living
It's getting harder and harder, especially when I'm constantly reminded by other anons about the joys I'll never get to experience. Why do I even browse these threads?
>literally why bother living
I don't know.
I don't know anymore.
Right on cue.
I'd rather be the loli sex object of a delicious blue MELF.
It was a reference.
>You will never have a loving dark elf to dominate you
Someone said in the last thread that starting a thread about his story/views on lesbian elves on /d/ would not be popular.
I'd like just to inform him (and whoever else is reading this thread), that that is actually the theme of an ongoing quest on /d/ (with no futa included) that has grown quite popular:
The MC is an elf that manages to seduce a fellow elf inventor into using her as guinea pig for her /d/eviant collars (that depending on the magic involve mind control, increasing and/or decreasing the breast size, just act as aphrodisiacs, etc).
It's quite a wild and fun read if you guys are interested in elves and so far the author has managed to keep it futafree (though he's thrown in strap-ons every now and then as a placebo).
Is there love?
What game was that again?
>And if you aren't a pleb and a bad husband, you'll achieve immortality for her.
Become a Lich King with his Elf waifu?
Would you want to be the elf?
If I was one you would, anon.
My only bigger dream is to be with my waifu.
Just keep casting Clone spells and transferring your soul to younger clones once you age.
It's all agreed upon and only a few things are bit a questionable (the MC used a bit of mind control to seduce the inventor elf) but ever since then they've been quite lovey-dovey, even if the inventor is pretty deadpan at times when she's focusing on new ideas (you basically double as her PR agent)
Yes, that would mean both me and my elf waifu could be near immortal and live a long, long life together.
Problem is you'd be a skeleton and you would not be able to bone her.
Best thing you could do is become a wizard and just tell Death to fuck off, you're going to live forever with your waifu.
Wouldn't that cause his mind to keep regressing though?
Is there a purer love?
Not in 3rd or later editions.
I know this probably will kill the thread but I'm glad there are so many people that love them as much as I do and not just like "that". I always felt so alone before.
Rune Factory 3.
I hope you like RAINBOW.
>Would you want to be the elf?
Would I be a male or a female elf?
Would I be captured?
Only if I get cute elf friends with it.
This place is surprisingly nice, cute, and full of love for a thread talking about elves.
I think I'd rather be a female elf.
Elves really are amazing. I'd never want to hurt one.
I've alway loved elves, even when i knew elves to be "nerdy" because i only ever seen ones from D&D and lord of the rings, after seeing Japanese versions of elves it was like a whole new world, waifuing an elf was impossible not to do.
I still think they're the ideal life partner, and everything a humanoid should be.
Cute elf friends to be lewd with?
Dark, blue or white?
A pure, innocent white elf.
Would you mind if I picked tall, lewd, curvy blue elf and tried to win your heart through pure and non-seducing methods, both unfamiliar to my evil-trying-to-become-good mind?
That sounds lovely. I now want to read a manga like that, it would be so cute.
It would be beautiful.
There are not enough blue elf pictures.
>I will never wake up to this
I know, not an elf.
Can there even be an ugly elf, they all seem so fit and healthy and beautiful, unlike humans.
I need this image. I love her
>I need this image. I love her
Welcome to 4chan, the board features a set of tools that allow you to automatically reverse image search any picture you see posted on the site (even edits) that should allow you to seek what you are looking for.
Please kindly make use of these tools and avoid littering threads with requests to sources for easily findable art/pictures/images/series
Being a douche isn't funny or helpful, i'm sure you think someone is impressed or that you're somehow being a hero, but thats false.
Congratulation, now instead of learning how to look up for the stuff himself he'll keep asking for source the next time he wants something while contributing nothing to the thread
I know who I want to marry.
Imagine all the fun adventures to be had with an elf. Exploring uncharted forests, fighting goblins and trolls, learning new types of magic, participating in a Colosseum type team competition, going around solving problems in every town you visit, all the while slowly falling deeper in love with each other.
You are contributing nothing but hate. Please take your leave
>You are contributing nothing but hate. Please take your leave
Since when is spoonfeeding acceptable?
People know how to use google, you're just looking for a reason to be a pretentious dickhead, like i said, nobody is impressed.
And again, what is bad about putting sources of anime content into an anime thread instead of just yelling GOOGLE at people?
Clicking /a/ should just link people straight to the Google web browser, huh?
Considering its just a forced meme made up by angry elitists like you, and isn't in any way enforced by actual rules, you can shove your buzzword up your ass.
Less hate more elves
I hope the adventures continue after we fall in love.
Including hot in-tent lovemaking and afterwards cuddling at night.
please stop it
Can we get back to elves?
What do elves dream of
I can't. That elitist-wannabe ruined my mojo. I'm outta here
What the fuck?
I want a belly dancing dark elf waifu.
Why must life be so cruel.
Will you let your horny, drunk elf nee-san steal your virginity?
But what if she regrets it?
Fantastic joke, 10/10, would laugh again
Would you be okay with being a slave to a tribe of elves?
I would be okay being a servant to a cute elf girl.
Am I having sex with them? If not no.
>Am I having sex with them?
If you call getting used as a masturbation tool sex, then yes.
I'd happily give up my current life to be a slave to the superior elven race.
Wives have to be women, you know.
>implying they didn't work their asses off for every ore
>implying elves aren't the real jews manipulating cultural perceptions and editing history to make everyone else look bad and paint themselves as victims
Piss the fuck off you filthy degenerate EIDF faggot.
You posted it again.
Are you happy?
Boys can be waifus too.
Bromont has always been terrible at writing.
How is that a boy.
Large elven chocotits.
Isn't that from some eroge?
>You will never get to rub a dark elf's tits.
The love between a brother and a sister, platonic or otherwise.
I want to rub a dark elf's tits as we wake up in the morning together in our bed and she lazily calls me a naughty boy.
You can if you get help from a kinky high elf.
I hated that doujin.
I hate all elf rape doujin.
But where do I even find a kinky high elf?
Nobody cares that you are a homosexual.
>I will never have a waifu
In an enchanted forest, you knucklehead. Remember, the purest looking ones are usually the sluttiest. Lift up their modest, flowing gowns and you'll see underwear that make pole-dancers look wholesome. If any at all, of course.
Maybe you're actually in hell.
>UEFA Champions League
Would elves be good at football?
Ever been tackled by an elf?
That's not football, that's handegg.
Ever seen an elf take a dive?
They're great actors.
They'd put the cut inside diveman to shame.
>still no Amazon Chieftess x shota elf
I was wondering when you'd show up.
>Being a filthy elf degenerate
>Elves are for tender loving only.
this sounds familiar...