Would you offer her your neck, /a/?
If I get Kizu in return.
Sure. I'm a high school student with nothing to lose anyway.
>high school student
18 y/o senior, right?
Why does Araragi want to be human when being a Vamp means he won't ever get old and die?
Vampires are edgy and Araragi has taste.
But i'd offer her my dick.
Just about to graduate this spring.
Because he doesn't want to see his loved ones die away and remain all alone.
The pain of seeing everyone he loves pass away would be worse than dying for him, that's how big his sacrifice in coming to the 'terms of agreement' with his and Kissshots relationship at the end of Kizu.
I will offer my shaft.
But he will be with best girl for ever.
true but then he loses Mamaragi, Tsukihi, and Karen
wouldn't Tsukihi outlive all of them too?
He'd also keep Hachikuji and Yotsugi though.
Tsukihi's phoenix lives by impregnating itself into a woman, right? Does that mean sometime down the line, Tsukihi will impregnate some girl? Or will she self-impregnate herself?
The immortality just prevents premature death, so "Tsukihi" will age and die. Then the oddity gets reborn.
But didn't Yozuru say that Tsukihi would outlive everyone and see her family die? Or did I just imagine that.
Read the novels, Hachikuji is ok
Spending eternity with just one person while watching everyone you've ever held dear age and slowly die is suffering.
No matter how you look at it, it's not that much of a blessing than it is a curse.
I thought Araragi is already immortal, he's an immortal human. That's why Oshino kept reminding him that in order to become human again he needs to abandon Shinobu, but Araragi refuses. Pretty sure it was explicitly stated as well that Araragi will eventually be alone with Shinobu as their loved ones die.
He will be with Shinobu and Hachikuji at least. And I do believe that Ononoki doesn't age either. That's 3 lolis to be with for eternity.
If she doesn't eat me and lets me be with her, sure.
But you'd have literally forever to get over it.
Araragi is a pseudo-vampire and still partly undead, rather than human, and Shinobu does speculates about whether his lifespan is greatly extended, but it's not confirmed.
Or you could have literally forever to wallow in despair.
Besides, the real reason he doesn't want to go full vampire is that he'd have to eat people.
stupid. they will die anyway eventually
this is a fuckin dumb question
she'd need a dick though, doesnt have to be big or anything
and need to be loli mode all the time...
doesn't she eat you whole when she's in adult form?
She didn't eat Ararararagi when he offered her his neck
How about your humanity? Wanna be chewing on people's corpses for the rest of your (very long lived) life?
This. I'd rather see my beloved ones die than let them see me dying instead.
Meh as long as I don't have kids I agree with this. I don't think has a parent I could handle watch my children die.
Can Kiss-Shot have children?
No but she can have my cum every day.
She drains you first, then eats the body to prevent it rising as a new vampire.
She omitted the latter part of the deal for Arararagi after being touched at how he offered his life to save her.
so Hanekawa's panties set the monogatari series into motion?
Why not. I demand my vampire daughterus.
What am I supposed to do when the Monogatari series is over? How am I supposed to move on with my life with no Senjougahara, no Karen or Tsuiki, no Hanekawa, Nadeko and the others?
Give me one good reason not to sudoku
Kiss-Shot going to see the southern lights set it in motion
Tsukihi, the person, dies eventually.
The Phoenix lives on forever.
Reminder that Crow is best girl.
Think about that when it's over. You will probably die before watching the whole thing gets animated.
I dont know what this thread is about, but never forget I am your queen!
Being a vampire only has advantages, right?
That's not my queen.
surely you jest
becoming a vampire stops most of your biological processes
I can't into moonrunes.
>Being a vampire only has advantages, right?
If you're NEET, then yes.
You'd have another reason not to go outside.
It probably stops being fun when you hit the point where you've seen and done everything or want to stay in a place for a much longer time.
>facing eternity as a partial oddity with oddities for company
>the same oddities that can never truly be friends or companions with you by their very nature
>while watching everyone you know and love wither and die while you remain as you ever were
>and should you dare to let any human become close to you, it'll happen all over again
the magnitude of arararagi's commitment is staggering
>what are parasols
>If you're NEET, then yes.
You have to go out even more, you're not gonna get your blood at home.
Imagine having two beautiful sisters. Imagine lusting over them. Imagine them lusting over you. Imagine a life wonderful life together. Imagine the beautiful babies you could have. Imagine them playing around innocently. Imagine how cute they would look taking after their wonderful mother. Imagine the happiness you would feel at this blissful life.
Now imagine them all growing old and dying while you don't age a singe year. Imagine their old wrinkled faces looking to you, the playful innocence you once saw in their eyes gone and replaced by a faded spark of acceptance of the inevitable. Imagine holding their hands as they spend their last breath. Imagine having to live the rest of eternity lingering over those memories. Imagine trying to forget the happiness you felt. Imagine actually forgetting it and beating yourself over that. Imagine the loneliness you would share with the three other immortal lolis who have also lost the love they had. Imagine the pain that gradually numbs out. Imagine remembering that pain as the last thing you ever felt that made you feel alive.
Imagine slowly drifting into madness as centuries go by. Imagine the gruesome things you might do to feel the beatings of your heart again. Imagine destroying the world.
Imagine a human girl approaching you as you wipe out civilizations. Imagine her getting through to your numb heart. Imagine happiness you had forgotten centuries ago. Imagine how the cycle repeats.
Do you think you could live with that?
But you might not have to see them and feel the pain.
Could you really love your sister/brother and parents and say you could see them die any day and be okay with that?
Imagine being dead, and the cold void that awaits you for all eternity the very moment you die
>Even an eternity of suffering is better than death
It's probably not going to be animated for a long time, but Hachikuji turns into a god.
Imagine the accepting embrace of death after a life worth living. Imagine being dead after being the happiest you could ever hope to be. Imagine the feeling of fulfillment from having all your loved ones around you, or them awaiting you past the harsh embrace of your own body.
Imagine letting go.
I know, I managed to read some info on it but no actual translated novel. I haven't read anything since kizu. That made me extremely glad as Hachikuji is one of my favourite characters tho
No, only my heart.
Probably not. Why would I give my life to some woman on the street.
I can't wrap my head around this reasoning
You can't accept death, any concept of acceptance, happiness or peace cease to exist for you the moment you die. It does not matter whether your life was a complete and utter hell or the very best a human being could ever hope to achieve. You won't remember it, and you will not comprehend or experience your death since your life is over. All pain and all happiness you've ever felt or feel upto your moment of death become void. Those who loved you won't remember either, the moment their own death comes. Given enough time, your very existence will be wiped from the face of the universe, your life as meaningless and forgotten as a single bacterium among billions on the tip of your finger
How can death be positive?
>How can death be positive?
If you approach it knowing you've done your best and you're happy with the results, it could be positive. You'd have pleasant memories and people to support you in your last hours. It would be easier than just being alone.
As for immortality, imagine what you described but being alive for all of it and after.
>You won't remember it, and you will not comprehend or experience your death since your life is over. All pain and all happiness you've ever felt or feel upto your moment of death become void. Those who loved you won't remember either, the moment their own death comes. Given enough time, your very existence will be wiped from the face of the universe, your life as meaningless and forgotten as a single bacterium among billions on the tip of your finger
because she is best girl ofcourse
No. Kaiki best girl