Heaven or hell?
I want my servings of baguette and sauerkraut, please. All other countries need not apply.
>Wearing plaid skirts
>wearing skirts at all
Unless she's a paid porno whore this is highly inaccurate and thus unacceptable.
Great Britain and Northern Ireland are north of France, so Charlotte is hell, right?
I choose to straddle the Rhine.
I only see heaven there
Onee-san all day every day.
France is the only true waifu material
Which one would you eat?
Can I have a burger?
Raw eggs are gross.
Delicious salisbury steak
They're both hell, although UK is still the worst hellhole on Earth.
She wears it to attract the African well-endowed cultural enrichers, or perhaps to "provoke" the "Asian minority" (if you know what I mean) into enriching her by wearing a slut outfit instead of a hijab.
If I betray my fellow English for France am I going to hell anyway?
Posting a better English girl.
Isn't that the anime where half plane bitches fly without panties?
Don't worry England and France are the best bro on earth you will be fine.
It's also what brought Gonzo back from the dead.
The one who doesn't spray perfume on fucking food. Seriously, there's sheltered, then there's too stupid to live.
it's not like i want you to eat me or anything!
What a Heavy Day
Gonzo is still alive and well?
Well, they went from dead to undead.
Both are shit, but at least French people can cook.
British food is utter shit.
What kind of dumbass eats beans for breakfast?
Oi you talking shit about my baked beans on toast?
charlotte is heaven
i'd fuck a France, China and the black haired girl.
Holy shit, this is why no one can stand british people
Your only aportations to the world are heart diseases and american language
Beans on toast is food of the gods, nigga.
Needs more fried/scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, fried tomato and mushrooms.
The chaos gods?
If by chaos you mean tasty food then yes.
You forgot lorne sausage, hash browns and black pudding, stay pleb.
>Classy lady or twintail tsundere
The choice is obvious
Forgot Hashbrowns and Lorne Sausage is pretty damn uncommon in England. Black pudding is nasty though
Who fuck can wake up an coock all this shit, leave alone eating it
>Black pudding is nasty
Stay pleb faggot.
inb4 shit flinging over bacon preferences
Easily, glorious breakfast
Some people don't like to eat coagulated blood with onions
a classy twintail tsundere lady
Man, those sausages look like they're 70% rusk.
Some people are weird. What's the difference between eating blood and eating meat anyway?
The same as licking a pussy and licking a used pad I guess
they are called "faggots"
ara ara UKchan, let's France onee-san make the breakfast next time.
>not wanting to taste every part of your waifu
It's like you don't even love her.
A ton of croissants?
I rather take the beans
I agree, France stay out of the kitchen you are fucking useless
Seriously, what the fuck does French people aside baguettes croissants and losing wars?
>France x UK yuri
>Tsundere UK imouto
There are no words for how much I dig this
Fancy dancy food for wankers
France won more wars than any other nation.
French scrambled eggs take too long.
Go to sleep napoleon
Why is the reverse trap the best girl? Its like the other girls are not even trying.
>the other girls are not even trying.
But Cecilia was never a reverse trap, anon.
You're probably thinking of Charlotte, which is only the second best girl.
>Not Pas de Calais
Even while shes being giddy, I dont sense any softness from her. Charles radiates feminine softness in every way. I can imagine waking up to her making breakfast in nothing but an apron. Laura could not even find the kitchen.
lol you're so fucking original m8 never in the history of 4chan has this joke been made every other day not in the last 7 years at all so epic man 10/10 upboated and liked
Laura would suck you dry every morning if you tell her that means breakfast
But Charles would suck you dry every morning just because she loves you. But I digress. I dont feel like having a waifu battle.
I like france the best but england and germany are equals
>making breakfast in nothing but an apron
That's not feminine, that's disgustingly whorish.
Bitch should be dressed to make my meals, like a decent housewife, not some fucking bimbo. What does she think this house is? A brothel? I don't work my ass off every day so that she can lead an easy life and be prepared to bear my children for her to be acting like a prostitute when I wake up.
You just passed the gay test. No thats not a good thing.
Fuck off, slut enabler.
>passing the gay test
>not a good thing
I was looking for that one.
Butthurt Frenchie / Jean luc duc Mohammed detected.
Houki, of course.
Old and busted.
>liking red rin
Blade Dance is shit though.
You called, baby?
There needs to be more anime about other world leaders other than Nip ones all the time. I would watch an anime about Napoleon, gender swapped.
Are you talking about fate?
Gender swapped leaders
french girls > british girls
french men < british men
don't even bother arguing
Englishman here, I agree with French girls being better than ours, more cultured and interesting to talk too not to mention better looking. France also has the superiority when it comes to things like classical music and novels.
Everything here in the UK is bland and boring.
No, just an anime in general. Just imagine an anime about a loli Nepoleon leading an army of lolis with a climax in Russia, thousands of lolis in the cold stow, naked under the blankets cuddleing to keep warm.
Someone needs to take care of this problem, the lack of an anime like that.
Whiter than America :^)
Dude, everyones girls are better than yours.
Emptied my tank to this picture, thanks friend.
success breeds jealousy
>french men < british men
>frogs vs pasty faggots and chavs
I like it.
Success in destroying your own country, perhaps.
DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES!
Holy fucking shit, have you even heard of China?
Their entire fucking history is China destroying themselves over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...
The UK surprisingly is the opposite of this throughout it's history.
Why doesn't his pipe smoke form the British Isles?
Maybe you should lay off the wine for a while Jean.
Maybe they did that until recently. Just like the UK started destroying itself only recently (around the 60s).
Now, in the britbongs defense, that's just karma stored up from their glorious past. That tiny island colonized half the world, it's only natural they're being colonized back right now.
I'm sure China won the most.
Are Brit bongs the sonyggers of geopolitics?
I think the fact that they likewise lost the most since most of their losses and victories were to them selves, they cancel out.
>Less than 5% is being 'colonised'.
Yep, we're so fucked.
Aren't you the impatient one.
Even then, it's only a few cities in England that have the upset coloureds.
Up here all our pakis don't cause any grief, same with Wales.
God damn, Charles is so fucking bro. I want a reverse trap for a roommate.
It's pretty much just the big cities like London and the rest. Feels pretty good living in Norfolk.
Until the sandniggers consume all available space and declare Sharia law and invade the rest.
Well, I'm glad things are working out for you guys.
It was never really a reverse trap just asspull magic boob-removing clothes
The amount of farmers with shotguns here I think we'll be fine.
Where was that?
>Even then, it's only a few cities in England that have the upset coloureds.
>The actual BBC Tyne Tees & Cumbria North
>Only coloured people are from India
>They've been here for decades
>and spend all their time talking about and playing cricket
I just hope the next Labour government doesn't force me to move to London. Hharhar.
No, it was by definition a reverse trap.
>Where was that?
Australia is a england island
America is a British isle.
Europe is a British isle.
Earth is a British isle.
Feels good being god emperor
French food is disgusting. It can look nice and it probably takes a lot of expertise to make, but it tastes like shit. I visited France and I nearly starved to death, and probably would have if I didn't find a McDonald's. And French people are huge cunts, holy shit, they're quite literally the worst people on the continent, and we're talking about a continent that includes both Germany and (the important part of) Russia.
I visited England shortly after and I expected to have a miserable time there and was pleasantly surprised just how nice and polite all the people were, and food was pretty great too, the exact opposite of France. I visited it again several times and I greatly enjoyed myself every time. A shame about their women, but eh, I guess you just can't have it all.
I'm from eastern Europe, in case the Germany and Russia part of the post didn't make that obvious.
>french food is disgusting
>goes to McDonald's
What are you doing?
Buying french fries, I guess
It could be worse
Hold on, let me check my info pics.
>same old lady
Yeah, it's Britain.
Funny thing the "french fries" might not originated from France but Belgium.
Of course, only the murricans call them french fries, same with french bread and a lot of french shit, retarded beings they are
Are you implying that American Hamburgers are not the food of the gods?
American food can't be more disgusting
Coming from a mongrel, its not much of an insult. Enjoy your kidneys and snails, Europoor.
Everything about Britain is disgusting apart from Celia.
if you're Polish and you just said French food is disgusting, your argument is invalid.
Same with French people not being friendly to annoying tourists, try the Warsaw special brand of customer service and then even the worst Parisian taxi driver will seem like a very nice guy to you.
Kidneys can actually be really nice though.
>organs specifically designated to filter waste can be really nice.
Does it matter what the function used to be if they taste good and don't make you ill?
>Urine tastes great.
Thats nice. Im happy for you.
>not drinking you're waifu's urine
I'm an American and I eat beans on toast because of you guys. Thanks UK anons.
N-no problem, America-chan.
I'm European and I'm obese because of you guys. Thanks USA anons
It's funny to think that the English/British and French have fought each other for longer than most ancient empires actually lasted. The frequent conflict between the two nations certainly made them stronger in the long run.
its like an infestation thats spreading
>You will never be wake up to the sweet smell of cooked bacon and sausage meat your partner is preparing for you in the kitchen.
True. Good things foreigners still swoon over non-shitty English accents.
Americans mistaking me for Australian still gets me mad though.
Left: short skirt slut
Right: pure maiden
And now they have achieved peace and are unironically being invaded and exterminated.
I pick fight
Liver does the job of turning crap inside you into less crappy things too and it is delicious.
Cow liver + onions = best possible thing to eat while drinking vodka and watching a game on TV. 8/10 food in terms of taste plus easiness to make. Everything better than it is either not worthy the while or too expensive.
Why did they all get breast augmentation surgeries? They look like they have balloons on their chests.
America is not an Arab country silly anon.
>liver is delicious
Nice b8 m8
I thought it was called "French fries" due to frenching being the technique of cutting potatoes like that.
Liver is great when cooked well, but when it's cooked badly it is horrible.
>Not enjoying steak kidney pies
All this English and French talk and no Portugal
Come on Britain what happened to the Treaty of Windsor? What happened to the two of us against the world?
Eh, no more than mexicans replacing everyone in clapistan
I prefer this.
Mexicans dont Jihad.
Emiya Shirou has Portuguese ancestry. That's about as much care anyone can spare.
The hilarious thing is that your own source proves you wrong
>Gérard has not produced the manuscript that supports this claim, which, even if true, is unrelated to the later history of the French fry, as the potato did not arrive in the region until around 1735. Also, given 18th century economic conditions: "It is absolutely unthinkable that a peasant could have dedicated large quantities of fat for cooking potatoes. At most they were sautéed in a pan...".
They just shoot you instead.
You are thinking of niggers, which are no big deal because they are aborting them selves in to extinction.
Charlotte is superior in every way. I love that one picture where she gets cummed inside and she's like literally saying "your baby-making fluid is flowing inside my vagina" or something like that.
L-l-ink? I need it for research purposes.
Whats the timeline on season 2s dvd releases? I would kinda like to wait to see the full thing with glorious nipples.
Clapistani education at work
Shit, right in the feels.
Still makes me smile every time.
usually the noodles are steaming hot, and when you pour the raw egg on the noodles it kinda cooks it.
but that definetly looks gross.
Go back to Algeria
omlette du fromage
Is season 2 worth watching if I only care about Laura?
No, Laura got her time cut so Cecilia could poison the harem.
I fail to see the downside to that.
Close your eyes and I will be with you
I'm in the song that's rising over you
Close your eyes and drift away
Nah its just another challenge in a history full of them. We'll survive
I rather see the girls reenact the Boxer Rebellion.
Hell. Go there. Immediately.
Is this show worth pushing through for the cute girls?
Do you still approve of the new illustrator?
(Not like the old one was any good, to be fair.)
First season, yes probably. The sequel is much less fun, and might be significantly more difficult to sit through.
Choco's Cecilia is really good.
They zerg rush the border and displace the indigenous populace on the northern side.
Why do you think Dems are promoting the zerg rush?
Because unlike niggers, Tacos work and democrats will whore them selves out all day every day for votes. They have no morals.
but Cecilia is retarded...nice, but retarded
Thou what, mate.
I like the fact that some guy ripped off Infinite Stratos and remade it with a better not-ichika and not-charlotte as main girl (with a side of not-cecilia)
It's probably even better than the original and most off, no houki.
I would go hungry that day.
I think it was "Hundred" or smt..
No, bongs are our natural enemy.
I see her fans and Cecilia are a lot alike.
A limey and a frog would never shake hands.
Bunny kidneys are delicious m8
Dunno, I found it on Sankkaku Complex.
What a fatty
In splendid places, yes.
I just want to marry Charlotte.
You're not wrong.
That perky tail.
Screw Earth, colonies ftw. Sieg Zeon
I love Charlotte.
Not letting you die.
I want to give Charlotte a family.
Single men can't adopt.
I mean I want to put my baby-making fluid inside her pussy and give her family this way.
Perfect amount of vagina bone.
Only if it's missionary under the covers.
Germany is cool too, mann.
Those thigh bands.
Does she have British pride?
I don't get this show.
France is a much better country than Britain, but Cecilia is a much better girl than Charlotte.
Is that because the Japanese can't into geography or did they just mix the flags?
Oh that doujin
>imagine the NTR!
>pisses him off so he fucks them
>imagine if we married someone else!
The perfect method to get an harem MC.
and then the artist makes an NTR doujin.
Why would any of you choose any of these psychopaths?
Even with my personal dislike of France and french things, I still find it a hard choice between the two. I think I'd still swing towards the brit, it'd be a tough choice for sure.
>he thinks that a girl being a psychopath matters at all
We're all just attracted to the tits and the moe.
I don't know, man. She's from the country, so I bet France would make some good, simple food. I'll take having fresh egg-filled croissants for breakfast over fish and chips that I can make better myself any day.
>Why would any of you choose anyone but Charlotte?
>Even with my personal dislike of France and french things,
How come ?
Cecilia's cooking is a fucking biohazard, nigga
I dropped this show halfway through the first season.
>British cooking is a biohazard, chap.
The show needs more of this combo.
We may need some bread because I think he's jelly.
Why would you pair best girl with worst girl?
I know. Charlotte's total dogshit.
I guess he doesn't like this ship.
But Char is 3 times faster than all the others.>>115334646
3 times sluttier and shittier too.
Looks like Char's about to make Laura a prolific mother just like she wanted.
Houki has been surpassed. The original is obsolete.
What's that, yuri for ants?
HOW ABOUT HELL AND HEAVEN!!!
Black > light brown
i lost my sides
I'll cook food for you anon.
It won't taste very good though.
I'm also a guy.
If anything, she's the most pure. She actually strives for Ichikas sake rather than only wanting him. She's also the one to deal the least amount of physical harm to him.
Funny, I thought of Naru first due to the similar hair color/colour.
>pretends to be a man
>thinks lewd thoughts are lewd, even in private
HEAVEN OR HELL! FINAL!
Wait, people still try to deny Char's a slut? You'd think after all the fillers reaffirming her sluttyness they'd be ashamed, but no.
There's a skirt right there. Your claims have been proven false.
Say what you will but if Houki was in that place, she would have flashed them and then hit him for looking. Houki's double standards in lewdness and perversion know no bounds.
want extra fries with that?
>she would have flashed them
Except that's completely out of character, unlike Charlotte flashing herself for the umpteenth time.
>b-but Houki is a slut too
The best you could hope to see is Ichika finding one of her panties.
In her room.
Char is indeed a slut like all French girls
but I still like her the most
Being the least slutty girl in a harem of slutty girls is like being the least smelly turd. Houki is still shit.
What Houki lacks in sluttiness, she makes up in violence.
Will Houki's blood lust ever be quenched?
>Houki is the least shit
At least we can all agree on that.
I'd take the 14 yo punching girl over the disease-ridden French slut any time.
>disease-ridden French slut any time
She's never even kissed a guy before. She's as pure as them come.
>implying her father didn't let the whole Foreign Legion have their way with her to pay for all the expensive IS
Just the same mad Houkifag that can't get over how shit Houki is.
Houki isn't a Tsundere, she's just a bitch. Not ina good way.
Oops, you got me. Did you find that out by yourself? You're so smart, anon. I was trying my best to hide in the middle of this conversation between me and one or two other anons, but I guess I can't fool such a capable investigator like you.
It's funny how that GIF keeps getting posted as if it was supposed to prove that Houki did anything wrong. The first scene shows Houki stopping Ichika from getting himself killed by Laura while the second scene is entirely Ichika's fault (even Charlotte agrees to this).
I think she's too nice to Ichika. The neutron star deserves everything he gets from the girls and more. Even his own sister cracks his skull once in a while.
Just cut the shit and stop acting like Houki is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Fuck I'm Aussie and the moment I saw the cork hat and HDI I lost my shit
>Go to watch OVA again because delicious Charlotte
>I have deleted IS for some reason
what the fuck past me
what were you thinking
kampfer is still here
Houki doesn't need a reason to cause violence, even when it's her fault, she still beats up Ichika.
Say with Charlotte, when it's her fault, she doesn't beat him up. Him walking in on her while she showers. her flashing him, or even when he grabbed her ass when she landed on him. None of which did Charlotte ever beat him up.
Momentary enlightenment. You knew you shouldn't waste your time watching this shit.
Charlotte is just lenient. She was pampered by her mother and then raised to be servile by her father, while Houki grew up as the typical samurai girl playing with swords. Neither one is really thinking about what is best for Ichika, they're just acting out of their natural impulses.
>charfags being this deluded
Thats because she is a ojou, she have servants that coock for her so they can do the breakfast while you remain with her in bed
>thinks lewd thoughts are lewd, even in private
>her panties are removed and cunt exposed
>she say this
>Not being honest with your significant other
What kind of broken relationships have you been in?
Why is japanese water green
True, it's a spaniard country.
I don't think you know what that means.
How did someone as wonderful as Charlotte come out of such a horrible fucking series, I still don't get it
It means Charlotte and Ichika are destined to be together since they first met.
Trips don't lie.
In a spin-off, yes.
She'll win, I know she will. She's a winner.
A man and woman being roommates is as good as them having been married for forty years. How do you not know this?
Houki just beat him up and forced him to move out
The equivalent of divorcing him to marry somebody who could be their grandson, for his money. Confirmed for shit significant other.
Yeah, it's really like they were married for forty years.
Ichika divorced Houki and married Charlotte. It was the only logical decision.
>implying she wasn't the one that kicked him out
He was cool with it the whole time. Charlotte was a real bro-tier roommate though.
The fact that she can make edible food now only further cements her best status.
Houki should just give up now.
ichika is a shit MC
Why? She is winning, after all.
what has kyoani sunk to...
>He doesn't watch IS.
Greentext isn't for posting about yourself in the third person, you know.
The only reason to watch this garbage is Charlotte x Laura
Puffy as fuck
Would you buy this girl a drink?
He's right, though. Beans on toast is objectively shit. Beans and cornbread is where it's at.
>reply to a 20 hours ago post
Beans a shit, but healthy.
>Beans a fart
Whether it be shits or farts depends on what else you eat with those beans.
>displace the indigenous populace on the northern side
B-b-but the white man come and steal the natives' land!
Nigger & Muslim central
>Stuck up bitch < Germany
Did the animator not look at that and think "Something looks off here?"
>beans a shit
Beans are GOAT fruit, you fruit. They are a fart, certainly, but they are also a protein and a long-lasting cheap energy source.
This was a damn good IS doujin. It's right up there with Himura's IS doujin where Ichika fucks Cecilia and Charlotte and just titfucks Houki.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
What has she got in her mouth?
That's one of my favorites too because Houki loses hard.
I just fapped to france and now I feel sad
Everyone except the German slut look like they have fucking Down syndrome or something.
They all are after Ichika's dick, of course they have downs
Charlotte-kun doesn't have Down's syndrome, she just looks like that in the picture.
Who is a kun, I'll fight you
..? What's your problem??
I'm on the Highway to hell!
Why does such terrible series produce the best doujins?
Also, how fuck is this thread still alive
Well, I'm going to sleep (again) die with a Germany, thread
>Heaven or hell?
I pick Houki.
So you pick shit
Nope. Unlike you, my taste is excellent.
Houki really wanted the D in that doujin