You are put in charge of making a live action adaptation of any JoJo parts. You have an unlimited budget and full creative control but the only catch is that you have to use western actors. Who do you go with for your cast? What's your movie like?
>playing white characters
yeah as if
>Dwayne Jhonson as Kars
>Roided up Keanu Reeves as Jotaro
>Hugh Jackman as Dio Brando. Hairdyes are a thing, he's got the brows and face. Roid him up even further for Part 3.
>Will Smith as Pucci.
>Jim Carrey as Stroheim.
Hate it all you want but you bitches know you'd pay just to ride that rollercoaster at least once.
>Will Smith as Pucci
>Carlton as Weather Report
Well shit, I didn't consider to draw from BB. Consider that proposal withdrawn and replaced.
In other news, Angelina Jolie as LisaLisa?
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Whamu
Hell, with enough CGI Arnold can be anyone in the series.
Michael Cera as Josuke.
Gilbert Gottfried as Valentine
>Jeff Bridges as Old Joseph
You know you want this.
Sean Connery as Old Joseph
Too serious, needs more silly.
I just want to see him scream "Oh! My! God!" repeatedly. Is that wrong?
Are we allowed to bring back the dead?
Because if so, Bruce Lee for Jotaro.
I giggled when thinking of Connery saying that
David Bowie as everyone.
"AOH MAI GOHT"
Not sure if want.
Tommy Lee Jones as someone. I don't know who.
Tim Curry as someone
remake brokeback mountain, add jesus and golden rectangles
A Horse With No Name is an ED
>Not Eddie Murphy
Nicolas Cage as Diavolo and Doppio
Live-action Crispin Freeman as young Joseph. Think about it.
Part 2 Speedwagon?
John Claude Van Damme with a wig as Polnareff.
Steven Seagal as Jotaro.
Carrot Top as Kakyoin.
Terry Crews as Avdol.
Harrison Ford as Old Joseph.
Billy Idol as Dio, I guess.
>not Tim Curry in a wig and some military-grade CGI
Anyone have Johnny calling Diego a double nigger?
>Carrot top as Joseph
>Kira played by David Bowie
>Killer Queen portrayed by Michael Bay
But who plays Polnareff?
How would someone adapt King Crimson?
Myley Circus as Jolyne
It doesn't matter what you do. It'll just work.
With the little ass and boobs she has, hell no.
Eva Green. And she would have to squat a lot