Daily reminder that Gappy is evil
what week does the chapter come out?
ZA HUROOKO TOKI WA SMASHE
Doppio did nothing wrong
>Taking a photo of your monitor
On a 1 to 10 scale, how retarded are you op
Is this a mistranslation or is Araki a total poser
pretty sure it must be a mistranslation, i asked the same some months ago but nobody knew
Even if this is a mistransation Daiya still anoying as fuck...also a cute
He was Diavolo and didn't know it. It's pretty wrong.
shared the same body but didn't polnareff say they were different souls?
She will never ride your bicycle.
I really hate jo2uke's design
It's all correct, though the EN->JP->EN translation of the line "And I don't like Star Wars" kind of got fucked in the process.
Sorry guys, my teacher was having a lecture on comics, i found it.
Has anyone heard of that RPG Maker game of Stardust Crusaders that has been translated recently, where you get to self-insert yourself into Jotaro's group?
A short personality quiz in the beginning decides what your stand is.
hasn't luke always worn yellow?
seventh stand I think
Only during the medal ceremony at the end of ANH.
...if we're talking films.
Im implying Araki didint copy this design for Dio.
So how do you think Part 6 would play out if Araki didn't feel the need for a reset? I heard he changed his original direction but that seems like bullshit since Pucci's stand is introduced early.
he looks more like hol horse
Joshuu please leave
It took me a second to adjust and read this left to right,
At first I thought those were elephants in the thumbnail.
Norisuke will make sure Yasuho marries Joshuu, no matter the cost
I think Josuke's response is Araki's way of saying "I know it doesn't go like that; she's just an idiot."
I wonder if he'd stay goofy if Yasuho had stayed with him or if he'd become more evil faster out of her in harm's way all the time
Does Josuke even know any songs?
7th Stand User. It's pretty rad. They did a pretty good job of rewriting the story to include an extra character. Plus, there are a lot of fun little extras.
I hear the game has a lot of replay value, was deveoped over the course of five years.
The game really is insanely detailed, like how certain small things (like taking items, or even the character body type) will influence your character or dialogue.
>implying he isn't literally the single nicest Jojo. Though I predict he's going to flip near the end when the other half takes over and starts using Soft and Wet's bubbles properly.
Yasuho confirmed for first girlfriend.
Oh yeah. There are 19 different endings which can each vary depending on gender and stand. From what I've seen the script differs radically in some parts if you play as a girl; the first encounter with Hol Horse is really different, for example.
Or at one point a character asked if I liked the view from a high spot. I answered that I wasn't good with heights and it still gets referenced at several points in the game.
>single nicest Jojo
he hasn't done one nice thing since he came to be
Not to mention the work of designing and balancing 18 OC stands. I'm on my first playthrough and I'm loving Deep Purple.
He is gonna be evil when Jobin kills Yasuho
He hasn't killed anyone. That puts him at perfectly even Karma. Even Josuke killed motherfuckers and he doesn't have an excuse. He can heal bitches
I chose the short character, and at Jotaro's house after the Kakyoin fight he told me to carry Kakyoin. My character remarked that Kakyoin's like twice his own height or something.
I hear that dialogue also varies on your character's personality, but I'm not sure on that.
The explaination with the player's character and other cameos being in SC is really great too, it's almost as great as canon in my opinion.
I'm playing two files simultaneously because I wanted to check out the alternate path. I've got Adam Ant going. It's...decent enough. It's at its best when paired up with a close range stand, though.
You're going to need many, many seperate files if you want to check out everything.
>Even Josuke killed motherfuckers
Spreading lies about based Josuke
I'm gonna piss myself laughing if "Miracles" is named after that Insane Clown Posse song.
Oh shit no wait...he turned a guy to stone and forced him to live out the rest of his existence getting dog shit put in front of him
That's right he just handed out ironic punishments that he could have stopped.
I chose the average girl and her remark was "You're making the girl do it?" For a fangame it's really well made. Especially since they used RPGmaker2K. All the little variables are really great.
I wonder if the body type of the character affects stats?
Deep Purple's flaws are its speed, health and short range. Facing fast/multiple long/middle ranged enemies is the only huge pain.
>Turning you into a pokemon
I don't doubt it. I'm checking out as much as I can, but I know I've missed a lot of the original stand fights and some little events. I couldn't get the cellar scene on the Submarine route because I was only on say 19 or something.
If I recall correctly, he had a water type stand. That shits super effective against him man
He also turned a guy who didn't kill anyone into a book for all eternity
>you will never have a hot chick or successful manga artist lust after your dick
I got the stand Miracles.
I really like the idea of its ability probably because it reminds me of Komeiji Koishi, but it's pretty shitty. It seems to be pretty useful on some maps though, like turning invisible in Hong Kong and gaining experience and money from eavesdropping.
Total dickery at its finest. Gappy starts off with being made up of half a guy who did nothing wrong and half another guy who possibly did nothing wrong and yet he's managed to split even.
Josuke has no such excuse
He don't need his stand now that he has Explosion and Earthquake.
Anduro used Earthquake.
Aqua Necklace is unaffected
Morioh 4 is unaffected
Morioh 8 is hit. ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
In "7th Stand User", is it even possible to defeat Terence D'arby at F-Mega?
Yeah, but it takes a shitton of practice. If you start a new game, your character has F-Mega in their room.
Just found out that 7th Stand User skips over the Oingo and Boingo chapter. I can get why since there wouldn't be any combat to go through, but still.
I'm gonna try to go for it. Will probably be restarting a shitton.
I had that F-Mega game in my character's room in my first playthrough, though.
I worded that badly. Not everybody knows it's there, so I've seen some people completely miss it on their first play through.
I guess I'm the type of person who checks things very carefully, for items and things.
I still miss a lot in a game like this, however.
It sucks that speedwagon is sort of useless because of the inability to control him.
You can pretend to be a young Speedwagon with a stand in japan.
It doesn't skip it, if you have 10FP or higher with Kakyoin you get to do a small segment and get free stat up items in the hospital.
No kidding. Stroheim still manages to be really useful but that motherfucker guzzles SP like nobody's business.
Fuck, I forgot that Speedwagon can join your party. Nevermind.
>tfw no stand ability that does hat damage
>implying he won't tell Joshuu to suplex Josuke to death for his right to mate with Yasuho
Jobin was probably there for their playdates and thinks he's dating her just like Norisuke does
Skips it as in not going through it; I just had a scene between Polnareff and Jotaro where Polarneff is asking about all the weird stuff Jotaro supposedly did in the car.
I've got 13 FP with Kakyoin though...Do I have to just go to the hospital and activate that segment or what?
You need 10FP before completing the ruins battle against Vins. You'll have an option to stay with Kakyoin or go with the rest of the group. You'll skip kom ombo for a small hospital segment with Kakyoin. It's not really worth it because of all the bosses and exp you miss. You do get some stat ups though.
I once had Kakyoin in my party and got coffee. He fucked up my order on purpose as a prank and got a friendship point.
I don't understand.
I'll probably do another separate save then. Honestly, I'm just getting a kick out of all these little scenes and events. I'm just running around Aswan trying to see if I can activate any right now.
Why does the text for the 7th stand user game look so messed up for me? I see all these screenshots with dialogue that is actually readable unlike whatever I downloaded.
Make some EDs anons
Kakyoin doesn't know how to friends.
If you play as a girl, he seems to be way nicer to you though. The first segment where you get to walk around with party members he just straight up offered to buy me jewelry.
I chose brass knuckles.
Read the "read me" in the game's folder. There should be a solution there.
You need to download a certain text font.
Technically Yagiyama could've still been alive during that crumbling if he just went unconscious from lack of oxygen since noone knows how his body works.
You have to download the font files. I had to manually copy and paste them to my font folder before it would work.
He bought flowers for my male character. He either don't know how to friends or is a little bit gay.
When you play as a girl she takes him aside and gets mad at him for using her as an excuse to buy the girl's flowers, so...
Shoving someone's frozen arm up against your chest is "wisdom" now.
Did anyone playing the game choose a nickname and/or catchphrase for themselves? What was it?
There are a gorillion things to do, but most of the challenging stuff can be done on the first playthrough save for two bosses.
Jolyne defeat Pucci and the world is saved. The end
I find easier to believe that a magical arrow made of a meteor can give some people magical powers than a beta midget receiving so much unwarranted attention.
anyone got the edit of this with Part 5 characters?
DIO or Dio?
Dino Dio>Dio>Denis leary with time stop power.
>He hasn't killed anyone
>implying SBRillar men are people
>no match for a MEGYAAN at your side, kid
The World sure has some puffy lips
Part 3 TW looks like a fucking beast
part 7 TW looks like he sucks dicks for free
everyone in Part 7 looks like they suck dicks for free
not that i mind
What exactly is with the brackets around every other word in the later parts? Some I understand but others just seem to be there.
Yotsuyu was a lonely, sad person who just wanted to live in the house he built, drink cherry cola and kill the frankenstein monster, we now know to be pure evil, who's walking around town being a thug and cornering the assholes of innocent people.
He even saved the life of a dog.
Yotsuyu did nothing wrong.
Jo2uke a shit.
They just 「exist」, anon. There is absolutely no 「need」 to mind them. Do you find them a 「bother」?
On Josuke's route you skip Death 13 and instead fight Okuyasu's dad and his stand, The Tyde
Anyone know the fastest way to 50 in 7th stand user?
So whats the best/favorite stand in the seventh stand?
I got SPECIALS and imo theyre pretty cool. Lots of funny dialogue from those guys. Niggaz make puns all the time
if you're on your first playthrough just focus on getting Joseph to 40 then fight Kars and the Creator, once in the debug room you can make all your characters level 50 by talking to Rohan
Oh, I thought you needed to beat true claymore and get the developers journal or whatever to change things like that. The japanese wiki is really confusing sometimes.
The english wiki has the debug room part translated, you just need to beat Kars and get his arm, then use that against the Creator to get access
When did Gappy ever hurt an innocent? He just fucks up people that hurt/mess with Yasuho.
>When did Gappy ever hurt an innocent?
he hurt Jobin's pride which is the most innocent and pure thing in existence
why are we calling jo2uke gappy
Just finished the first Vins fight.
this plot just went full JRPG, didn't it?
nevermind I got it
Jojobros, how do we fix the opening in January to rival Bloody Stream?
Jobin a autistic manchild of epic proportions, he needed to be brought back down to Earth.
but being an autistic manchild who was content with playing with toys and always winning at bug fights was keeping him from being a murderous villain with a giant ego
We need a villain, plus he was acting strange and slightly suspicious in his introduction.
>plus he was acting strange and slightly suspicious in his introduction
he was just being nice to someone who would later be a shit to him
>doesn't know Queen's Bicycle Race
You are evil aren't you?
Everyone in Part 7 has the same fucking face.
Jojo started getting sameface around part 5
Outside of the covers not really
So were/was the 'scariest' villain(s) to you?
For me it was the pillarmen. The fact that they just didn't care and could outright do so much damage while easily eating anyone by absorbing them. That and the mix of Kars' ultimate life form transformation and if you want to take their themes from the anime they just give off a whole sensation of power.
It really outdoes Diavolo's spooky secret or Pucci's untouchability.
I asked this to a few friends the other day, but I'm curious what /a/ thinks
Which would you rather have, a 2d waifu who loves you eternally or a stand?
Hurry and choose wisely!
Fuck waifus, get Stands.
A stand, just as long as it isn't Cheap Trick.
>Having a conversation about Jojo elsewhere.
>Faggot calls the new anime a reboot
Yeah, I'd agree with you on the Pillar Men. They were really overpowered compared to the heroes, who were essentially glass cannons. Their nonchalant attitudes helped as well; they didn't give a shit.
Still the worst villains because of their lack of personality though.
Can you post the picture of Eifel's face being smushed with his tongue hanging out?
Fuck you, anon
See you niggas got smarts.
Both of the guys I asked went with waifus.
It ain't gonna be cheap trick, it'd be a stand that's not super shitty but not OP like a main jojo stand.
get a stand that can turn into a 2d waifu?
I could go for Pearl Jam or something like that.
araki sure loves drawing punchrobots
I haven't read anything of part 8 and am sort of uninterested due to being thrown off by the characters. But I'm curious, why do people say that Gappy is the villain as a joke?
If I was to have like a minor character/minor villian's stand it'd probably be like Man in the Mirror or Surface.
Man in the Mirror would actually be pretty rad to have. Go to an area, find a reflective surface and suddenly you can store all kinds of shit there without taking up space.
God dammit why aren't stands real it's all I want in this life.
They were pretty imposing at first, but ACDC getting killed like a chump kinda ruined that aspect for me
Because he don't fuck around.
The first time he ends a fight, he tells his girl Yasuho to turn around. Then precedes to curbstomp a motherfucker into giving him answers.
He only gets better. He's cooler than Jotaro could ever hope to be.
You can get a gross approximation of a 2D waifu in real life if you work at it and maybe lock somebody in your basement. But unless you employ somebody full-time to stand behind you wearing a stupid costume and punch whoever you point at, a stand is something unique
>unless you employ somebody full-time to stand behind you wearing a stupid costume and punch whoever you point at
One day, when I'm rich, I'll totally do that.
>why do people say that Gappy is the villain as a joke
>as a joke
He first wakes up and ends up on top of a girl, naked. Her childhood friend shows up understandably enraged and Gappy blinds him then punches him in the gut, putting him into a coma.
The girl is smitten with him anyway.
He then ends up adopted into that guy's family where he takes his room/takes his dad/takes his based brother/takes his maid/nearly plunders his little sister's virginity.
And he only gets worse from there.
>he tells his girl Yasuho to turn around.
>Not using his stand to do it
Is gappy a retard?
>He first wakes up and ends up on top of a girl.
What is my stereotypical perverse situation?
> Her childhood friend shows up understandably enraged and Gappy blinds him then punches him in the gut, putting him into a coma.
The alternative was letting Joshuu kill Jo2uke. Gappy was being a wingman. Nothing turns off a girl more than killing someone in front of them.(Unless your DIO.)
>The girl is smitten with him anyway.
This isn't Jo2uke's fault, at best this is just another reason it sucks to be Joshuu.
>He then ends up adopted into that guy's family where he takes his room
Not villain, just dickish. Like Jotaro level dickish
>takes his dad
Who was trying to control him for 15 chapters
>takes his based brother
We haven't seen the end of Beetlemania, who knows, maybe Joubin was only pretending to be based the whole time.
>takes his maid
He's basically that maids Brother, or a half brother at least.
>nearly plunders his little sister's virginity.
Who was only craving the Gappy's D. Again, this is the girls fault, not Jo2uke's. He's just a chick magnet.
>And he only gets worse from there.
Aren't we all caught up? we haven't seen much after the Joubin appearance.
>Girlfriend sees a guy getting pummeled to death by nothing.
>Who was trying to control him for 15 chapters
I'm sure there's a reason Kyou, Yagiyama and Norisuke who all knew he was part Kira who they were fine with, were trying to control and/or kill Gappy. That reason being his other half (more like 2/3 of him) is (was) the main villain of part 8.
You mean this one?
>The main vallain isn't a Kars Diavolo love child.
Get on my level.
>Hol Horse looks like a grown man pretending to shoot things
>The dog that was eaten by Yellow Temperance just disintegrated mid-air.
Actually, people can see Yellow Temperance because it absorbs physical matter.
The fool on the other hand
>Iggy is just flying over the desert
>Whenever Kira poses, random things explode around him.
Diavolo, unlike the other villains he is more like a force than a human. He has barely any resemblance to a personality and character besides his anger and goal, he has no relationships unlike the other villains, he is scarily, everytime (besides GER) someone went against him they got fucked, his stand is abnormal even by jojo standards, and it's implied that the Diavolo persona isn't even human. he's like uncanny valley in a nutshell
>Bruno is unzipped into pieces on the ground. People only see a cut up Italian.
>implying Yagiyama wasn't the Kars Diavolo love child
Nigga, I just gave up eternal happiness with mai waifu for a Stand. It better be fucking D4C or else.
Filthy acts at a reasonable price is fine too.
The oblivious boypussy following him around everywhere doesn't really help though.
Nigga maybe just having a stand will give you the confidence to go out and find your own eternal happiness.
Maybe you'll get D4C if you become the president.
>go over to alternate universe where I picked mai waifu instead
I don't know how to feel about this.
If I can't have Star Platinum, I want a stand that can manipulate the subconscious.
>manipulate peoples' subconscious so that no one notices me
I've said my catchphrase "Nyo'ho" once or twice and they've never said my nickname. I just got to Egypt
What other shit can you pick? Is dojyan an option?
They call you by your nickname when you FP is 10 or higher
Nigga you can type your own in.
They only say your nickname if you have a certain level of FP with them.
I just noticed that this orange border isn't actually a rectangle. Is it some kind of a symbol?
>isn't actually a rectangle
Then how the fuck am I supposed to Spin with this shit?
Cute bird. I wanna see a bird going WHAMMU!
The bird has great taste. I kind of want to eat it.
Why does Star Platinum look so much like Kars?
Can someone explain to me why the characters cloths in Jojo are fashionably fabulous? Did the creator used to be a fashion designer or what?
He just loves that shit. He even names some characters after fashion labels.
SP was written to be what is essentially a perfect Stand.
Because it actually looks like Bruford.
If Jotaro and Yukako had a kid that kid would be Bruford.
>Jotaro and Yukako have a kid
>that kid is Bruford
>the guy with a pompadour who helped Tomoko take Josuke to the hospital is a descendant of Bruford's
>still the second least bizarre part of the Joestar family tree regarding characters in parts 4, 5 and 6
>the guy with a pompadour who helped Tomoko take Josuke to the hospital is a descendant of Bruford's
>implying it wasn't secretly Speedwagon
>mullet in the late 19th century
>pompadour like the one Josuke had in the 80's
Why must Speedwagon always have such based hair?
>tfw Speedwagon was secretly married.
>He didn't die alone
>His son carried on, working from the shadows.
Man why are Pillar Men such bros they didn't do nuffin just wanted to make butterflies out of their arms and shit and the ripple users had to go and kill them I'm sure Cars would've made a boss ecosystem for everyone to be happy and people would've actually fought for the honor of being fed to him
I mean it's not like the dude wanted to kill everyone or repopulate the world with pillar men and that picture in the manga said he doesn't really need to eat that often I'm sure we can afford to feed him vampires every hour of every day
And Acdc and Wham were actually pretty cool guys and Wham and Jojo had a bromance and shit and they weren't running around killing people for fun like DIO! and shit
Just have a stand that prints money
You can crush economies with that stand and you can kill people by printing several tons of money and crushing the people with that
Or cutting them with bills or something
The whole "incredibly powerful inhuman beings that feed on things that feed on humans and sometimes they also feed on humans and they also are looking for a way to become even more invincible" thing really wasn't doing them any favors. Santana and Kars being assholes also didn't help, although Santana can be excused for being cranky after being woken up by primitives in the middle of his nap. Whamu's "disregard weaklings, acquire gains and worthy opponents" mentality was also a huge cultural difference between him and the relatively modern humanity.
will Joshuu ever get a cover to a volume where he's in the forefront?
Looks like Doppio hit the coke too hard again.
Yeah but you can potentially feed them vat-grown humans or whatever. I'm sure they wouldn't mind, Kars even saved that puppy.
Plus Santana probably understood that those nazi nerds were trying to kill him once they figured out they couldn't control him.
>hitting the coke too hard
I don't understand that phrase. You make no sense, anon.
>You make no sense, anon
Your faces make no fucking sense.
Im gonna be pissed if DIO doesn't get the lipstick in the anime.
>Is it some kind of a symbol?
no, it just symbolically turns into a road next to paisley park who is a roadmap
Why are you so mean?
Araki has always highlighted words but not with bracets until the later parts
>all KC ever wanted was to be the little girl
No wonder he's so angry all the damn time.
Is the anime keeping true to the manga so far? Are Iggy and Petshop in it? What about that comic book kid?
everything is in it, but it wont start again until next year
It'll be a faithful adaption with some added content, and we won't see Iggy or Boingo until January.
I can't wait to see David take on DiU.
Anyone want me to draw them some jojo stuff?
Draw Jotaro smuggling a photo of a Dolphin past Jolyne
DIO talking shit about dolphins.
you draw bad
Why is Diavolo such a boring villain?
A stand ofc.
so let's get this shit started... what stand do we get?
Priestess Flame, capable of controlling repulsion!
Can I get a picture of Jobin and Tsurugi trying to some father/____son__ bonding time.
Jolyne looking like a sexual predator lusting for Gappy's extra set. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
No! None of that! Shame on you.
He has Doppio though, that makes him more interesting than Kars at least.
holy fuck mai waifu shares voices second best jojo, this is exactly the seiyuu I was thinking about when I read her lines. I could not be happier
You mean Jolyne's ASB voice? I thought she sounded familiar.
shares voices with*
fuck I need to sleep
I don't know how to feel about this
Creamy Pleasure, capable of negating semen! Rank: D
On that note
Strong Elopement, capable of sleeping with movement! Rank: E
>Shame on you
Shame on you's stand is Hazy Program, capable of destroying kicks! Rank: A-
What am I supposed to be looking at?
>MiH is actually a donkey
>The Monsters, capable of becoming dimensions! Rank: E+
The rankings are always as arbitrary as the powers, still, get ready for some serious mindfuckery with this guy.
Speaking of ranks, where do those come from anyway? Especially for part 7, which never actually listed the ranking of each Stand.
Araki usually set the ranks of each stand after it was fully disclosed, I guess the stands in SBR where such bullshit every time that he sopped bothering ranking them.
>mfw the humanoid head of MIH is the tail hanging of a donkeys ass, his arms are the back legs.
Yeah, but still. I like how after this stand came SBR
The only stand that feel under normal parameters was D4C. How is Araki supposed to explain the parameters of Scary Monsters? How about Tusk?
if GER was all 0's, Tusk 4 should be all infinites.
>The only stand that feel under normal parameters was D4C
>look up D4C on the wiki
>same stats as Star Platinum
tusk is overhyped, the infinite rotation part is only relevant if your character is immortal on some degree or another, otherwise it's just a OHK, besides it cannot move during stopped time
That would be so ballin. You don't even know. But what about Tusk Act 1-3? Especially shoot myself ability, that is hard to fucking quantify.
>besides it cannot move during stopped time
Except when it did.
>Tusk can't move during stop time.
Not sure if troll or dumbass. I'll roll troll this round.
just me who is retarded, long time ago since i read part 7, sorry guys, but still, KC or DIO would probably manage to get around it
>DIO read Jotaro's diary
>Jotaro tries to get revenge on DIO by reading his
>Everything is gay fanfiction that he wrote about Jonathan while trapped in a coffin for 100 years.
>the "14 special words and phrases" are actually things DIO wanted to use to kink up the gaysex
What the fuck would he do with 4 rhinoceros beetles and a fucking pear tart?
Who 7th Stand User here?
Pharaoh Sanders is the best fucking Stand.
I don't know. All I know is that it would have been incredibly lewd.
Joubin would be horrified.
I always climax when the universe gets plunged into a singularity point
Fuck off, Pucci.
>mfw DIO was fantasizing about having gay sex with Jonathan on a Spiral Staircase in the middle of a Ghost Town next to Via Dolerosa, strapped to a rock launched out of a volcano, headed towards two black holes.
>Mean time, they get the exhibition going on by having DIO revive Giolotto to watch while he eats a pair tart. Suddenly Diavolo shows up with "The Secret Emperor" King Crimson.
>All this time, Dio has used his vampiric powers to give himself angel wings, and he has anointed Jonathan with the smell of Hydragea.
>As they climax, Kars shows up, turns his hands into 4 Rhinocerous Beetles to try and kill the two, when suddenly a hamon and vampiric climax tear the universe apart.
>Polnareff Land being real in the SBRverse
Tusk 4 could move in time stop yeah.
But still Diavolo would be able to rape Johnny
Would you rather teach Narancia math or play Telephone with Doppio, /a/?
Draw DMQ Kira and a pouty Reimi waiting in the queue to enter 'Heaven'.
Thanks Jorge. Things always make more sense when you're around.
>tusk is able to move in time stop
remind me how this happened again?
but that isn't possible
Infinite rotation. My theory is since Johnny's holes almost act as a separate dimension Tusk is immune to the time stop while inside that space.
Oh, i can kind of see how it's able to bypass it.
I just can't remember the situation in which it happened
You get to cockslap him every time he gets a question wrong.
It's just a fact. Tusk breaks through dimensions. Time being just another one, it's simple to say he can break that one too.
>working in stopped time
>Time being just another one, it's simple to say he can break that one too
Let's go with that.
>"Will I cockslap you?"
Then he'll have his mind on dicks and won't be able to concentrate.
If gravity didn't work in stopped time. What stops DIO from floating in time stop?
>Narancia is actually a math enius
>just can't math when distracted by thinking about dicks
>What stops DIO from floating in time stop?
That's the idea: time stops for everything except him. Unless TA4 carries its own gravity then it shouldn't be able to move.
Wait, so DIO doesn't float in time pause because Gravity is unaffected, and Tusk can't move because gravity is affected.
The more I think about it, there was really no reason for people to be mad that Whitesnake was able to beat Jotaro, though it might not be as strong its abilities more than make up for it.
It has super speed and agility (it requires it for the disc-attack to be useful at all).
Super strength and flight.
The weird acidic mist that it dissolves whatever is in it is also useful for stealth, and that goes perfectly with its super speed. Not to mention the illusions it can create.
I think C-Moon and Made in Heaven's crazy powerlevels made Whitesnake look weaker, but they are highly specific abilities, they do not have the sheer potential Whitesnake has outside those crazy status-effects.
I think that Whitesnake could easily handle a lot of the other more powerful stands due to Pucci clearly being an expert, and because it has some extreme potential.
>asking him philosophical questions
Easy there, anon. Don't want to break the li'l guy. Or do you?
Won't he bump into the air and be unable to move in his time stop then
IMO it's much easier to view time stop as DIO going into hyperhyperhyperspeed, and his body being able to handle it.
>and Tusk can't move because gravity is affected
Yes, but not for Tusk, because it can move during stopped time.
So were we argueing? Or...
No, he stops time. And only he can interact with objects in stopped time, but as soon as they leave his person they go back to being frozen, i.e. the knives he throws at Jotaro stopping in front of his face.
There's no "IMO" here. That's just what The World does.
If The World is about [time] than perhaps Tusk is about [space], you could see it as not exactly moving while frozen, but changing where its frozen.
To Dio it looks like it is moving, but all its doing is simply moving to a potential location, like a physical version of KC
>To Dio it looks like it is moving, but all its doing is simply moving to a potential location, like a physical version of KC
Holy shit, all things can be contained in the Golden Rectangle through spin, so Tusk merely is changing the central spiral point of its own space.
Meh. Whitensake's the least interesting out of all the main antagonist Stands. Good thing Pucci got C-Moon and MiH.
I think it just controls gravity which allows it to move in stopped time. The World affects everything except alt-DIO and it.
>ask Narancia what the meaning of life is
>he goes limp with an ahegao face
Who's dumber: Narancia or Okuyasu? Bear in mind that Okuyasu is somehow surviving high school whereas Narancia can't even solve elementary school math equations.
Narancia. Okuyasu was smart enough to decide to punch both guys when he was unsure of who was the guy smoking a cigarette.
>Okuyasu was smart enough to decide to punch both guys
>implying Narancia wouldn't be smart enough to decide to blow both guys
Punching is smarter though.
But not nearly as fun.
>tfw Diavolo was going to let Narancia live if he could answer a simple question
>a math question
Poor bitch never stood a chance.
>when deciding that someone absolutely MUST die because they know too much Diavolo decides to give them a slight chance of surviving
>the person can live if they can answer an incredibly difficult question about telephones
I bet he's going to off the main bad without killing him. Taking away all 5 senses, but leaving him alive. That sounds like Gappy.
maybe even taking death way from him
>Johnny's holes almost act as a separate dimension Tusk is immune to the time stop while inside that space
Dont forget that ACDC and Kars were lovers
>tfw Polnareff only survived because he had extensive knowledge of telephones
First: Before Kars become Ultimate Kars, sex wasnt useless
Second: Since when it has to have an use (for it to be fun)?
That would actually be pretty great.
Forgot to add, love is love, baby
A stand of course.
Thoth, because i love reading wacky adventures about myself
>Secco is a naked guy who dives in the ground
he seems to enjoy fighting to the death though according to that greek imagery and his ecstasy during that beetle fight
>implying Kars even knows what sex is
>diego two started floating in the air and his leg flew off while he screamed muda
>tens of thousand of people saw this
12K years with ACDC just going arround looking for a stone?
I don't think so.
>12K years with ACDC just going arround looking for a stone?
>Santana was jealous of mom and enticed dad and got kicked out of the family for it
Let me enlight your life, sweetheart.
>"See anything you like?"
>"I like the earrings."
>"Not what I meant."
>"The necklace is nice too."
>"Still not what I meant.
>"The nose ring? That thing's hideous."
But who's mom?
That's what I was waiting for. Fuck off back to tumblr, landwhale.
No tumblr, no landwhale.
Keep hating SWEETHEART
There's actually a doujin like this.
A guy with a body like Kars definitely knows what sex is.
A guy as single-mindedly obsessed with his goal that is not sex has no time to know what sex is.
Stop conversing with the fangirl.
He had loads of time though.
Loads of time to find the stone.
And to do other stuff.
Why are BTfags the most obnoxious?
He didn't find the stone though. He was probably busy doing other stuff,
There are people who are obnoxious about Magical Boy BT?
I thought it was pretty cool, but nothing to be obnoxious about.
Trying to discern the location of the Stone, experimenting with smaller Stones, dreaming about the Stone, pretending you have the Stone and posing with it.
The pillarmen have it pretty good when it comes to their work and leisure time.
>Kars just works because he's the bossman and because the goal of their work is so goddamn important to him
>something something Esidisi lusting for Kars
>Whamu's mostly responsible for the heavy lifting which is what he'd spend the time on anyway
Nobody cares about Santana.
>Joubin would be horrified.
you mean aroused
>tfw the only horror Jobin has known is watching baby Tsurugi scream like a girl and swat away his first beetle
>tfw Jobin never interacted with him again except to beat him
I feel bad for Santana. The others just left him home while they went out on their fancy Europe tour.
hes probably stayed at home cuz he a pussy LOL!
If that tennis ball hits the top of a net and bounces straight up, which side will it land on?
Wow. Polnareff was actually threatening when he had Anubis. Who knew?
the wild one
If DIO had sent Anubis with Polnareff the crusarers would have been quite sworded.
Polnareff's stand probably could've beaten any of them aside from Avdol, yo.
Silver Chariot is way faster than Star Platinum and Hierophant Green. The only things that could counter him from those two stands would be if Hierophant green grabbed him, and Silver Chariot could simply cut off any part connected to him. Stop time I can give you, but if he fought Jotaro back when he was an actual antagonist then it would've been over.
I'm late as fuck to this conversation, but what's the best DL link for this? The one I found has a bit of garbled text.
Faggot got his shit pushed in by fucking Hol Horse. Any decent long distance Stand user would wipe the floor with him.
Why people say Kira is the villain of Part 4? I mean, I still have a few volumes left but so far this part is about 'teens' slice of life with stands and a serial killer which is not really the villain, but just a 'bad guy' who was there. If it wasnt for Killer Queen the would not give a fuck about him.
I dont know, maybe that is the thing about this part.
He decides to stay in Morioh and kill them instead of just leaving
sp blocked sc's moves when he had two swords and was boosted by anubis's never lose to the same thing twice shit.
And you haven't reached Another One Bites the Dust yet have you? Kira goes from mid-tier antagonist to OP as fuck.
Check the readme. There's a link to downloading the right fonts rpg maker 2000 uses to fix the text.
i thought he was avoiding them because he didn't want to fight.
Pretty much. He decides to stay in Morioh and hold his ground otherwise he'd be on the run forever.
Poor Kira. All he wanted to do is live a quiet, peaceful life and murder sloots. Is that so wrong?
but that's the thing of Kira. In a sol part the antagonist is just a serial killer, only with a stand. He is meant to be "nothing eye-catching".
She killed the girl who threw Rohan out of a window. That's about as wrong as things done by people who are not Dio Brando can get.
He has his new face and body and 'his kid' has found out about him, I wanted Kira to kill the kid but meh, aparently he is being blackmailed. Stupid kid.
if he wasn't handsome he would not be interesting to us. But for protagonists he is yet another citizen. And he hides a dark secret that he indulges healthily in regularly.
By "nothing eye-catching" I mean he is not trying to constrict a country in crime anonymously or trying to heaven. Just a guy who wants to kill people from time to time. But for a sol story, that is a serious danger, since he is..well, a serial killer in a town.
Reimi was his first. He was just getting out his nerves. After killing a pure creature like her he vowed only to kill wretched sloots from then on.
You have about one homoerotic NAMBLA-tier bath scene to go and then Kira goes through his final transformation.
>you will never have a serial killer in your group of delinquent friends.
Hoho, I just read that scene. Cool, lets see what happens with Kira.
I god, I wanted so badly to see that kid destroyed.
Does anyone know if the FemC pisses down the tube with Polnareff?
Part 4 is the most disjointed of all since it goes through 3 villians.
Kira is considered the main villian in spite of the whole killer thing starts at the half of the part.
Nah. It's a sprinkler instead of a hose. Then again Polnareff's probably into that shit. Fucking Frenchman.
>be ready to rurururururu~ Doppio all night long
>he gets a call from the Boss
>phone is dick
>dick is phone
Who´s gappy other half?
This guy is referring to MiH looking kinda like Johnny Joestar
See? It's a donkey. That or a very strangely proportioned horse.
To be Honest the second Kira put BtD on Hayato his fate was sealed. If you think about it even if Kira didn't scream out his name and his third attempt worked. Hayato could have easily pressured Kira into cancelling it when he hulked up?
How? Well let's say In order to smoke him out Hayato runs into the busiest street in Morioh during rush Hour Shouting "My Dad is Yoshikage Kira"
The Day Resets and the Loop is now in effect.
Hayato tells Kira what he's done.
Kira has no choice but to cancel BtD considering Dozens of people exploding out of nowhere might interfere with his quiet life.
>Kira has no choice but to cancel BtD considering Dozens of people exploding out of nowhere might interfere with his quiet life
It'd put a damper on things for sure, but he'd probably release it and then kill him before he could do that. In fact, that was his plan after Hayato attacked him with Stray Cat.
Speaking of which, why did Hayato have to be such a little shit? Kira wasn't going to hurt Shinobu like he thought. Hell, he was starting to fall for her.
I hate Hayato too, but to be fair when a serial killer who's known for blowing up women and taking their hands suddenly shows up disguised as your dad after he killed him... you're gonna feel pretty worried. All Relationships with you parents aside
>guy kills your dad
>be mad at him
He is the good guy.
What I wanna know is Why the fuck did Hayato have a Camera set up in his parents room, AND in the bathroom? Was he into watching his Mom and Dad fuck?
Hayato never cared much for his father. Kira would have been a much better dad.
Maybe if the fucker spent less time playing with his dick and more time watching his not-dad trying to put the moves on mommy none of this would have happened. Hayato ruined everything.
Apparently that was a weird hobby of his.
>Was he into watching his Mom and Dad fuck?
>having sex with Kosaku
It's a miracle she didn't cheat on him. Shinobu a good girl.
He did know they hadn't fucked in 3 years. What I really wanna know is if that guy was really an alien.
Can anyone help me with the 7th jojo game? im kind of stuck fighting polnareff, and am too noobish too beat him. Till what level do i need to grind to beat him?:
Did you even pay attention to the text. Hayato himself says they don't fuck (not explicitly, but context clues, man) and his mom double confirms it. As for the why, who knows, he was portrayed as a creepy kid. the memory of him fighting against kira is just stronger in our heads.
If you could have any stand which would you pick?
This is assuming that other people in the world will get stands too and you'll probably have to fight them at some point.
he still killed his father. Even if he didn't like the guy, the guy who replaced him is still a fucking psycho murderer
D4C. Even if you fags get Stands I'll just fuck off to another universe.
If you want, here's a walkthrough:
I forgot what level I was at when I beat Polnareff.
Stand Users attract Stand Users, so fuck that if this is a realistic setting.
The only cool time to have a Stand is if you live in a universe where it's only you.
>the guy who replaced him is still a fucking psycho murderer
Who just wanted to live a quiet life. Go to bed, Hayato. But take a bath first.
The World. I always loved the design. That or Pearl Jam assuming I got the cooking skills too
Star Platinum, The World, or Crazy Diamond.
make every girl your sex slave
So what did it matter if Giorno and the team knew that the boss's name was Diavolo? It barely revealed any kind of information and how did Polnareff learn about Diavolo's past? Did the reveal of the Boss's name indicate that Diavolo was the original persona?
>Doppio will never get to go to Polnareffland
Why is the world so cruel?
>is still a fucking psycho murderer
Why is everyone so much against psycho killers? Hell, give them a rest.
You'd become the main villain and would get killed by Jojo.
>Did the reveal of the Boss's name indicate that Diavolo was the original persona?
He probably said it before he ripped Polnareff a new asshole. Just wait until we get non-shitty translations.
Not every stand user is a psycho murderer dude.
You could attract a qt stand user too.
oops, wrong link
The World. Obviously. Or Heaven's Door
I feel like the whole Possession thing would make Life a lot easier
Now all I need is a 14 year-old girl and the corpse of Jesus.
Bohemian Rhapsody so I could bring mai waifu to life.
Bohemian Rhapsody to bring you're waifu to life and Heaven's Door to make her love you.
You could just use Bohemian Rhapsody to bring a slightly altered version of you're waifu that loves of your own creation to life.
No need for Heaven's door.
It's so strange seeing those early Jojo threads that barely broke 100 posts
but you could do the same thing with Heavens door
>it's paint asshole
>ay this juice is bangin yo
Y'all niggas not recognizing the best Joestar
Don't try to sell me on your heavens Door Bullshit.
Everyone and their Mother would want Heavens Door.
Plus we've seen a few times in part 4 where It just doesn't work
I'll stick to my Splashing Emeralds and Fucking milfs lifestyle
All I have to do is not travel to Egypt...ever
What best Joestar? I see no Joestar there.
just calling the writer an uncultured swine
I want Man in the Mirror
I could just carry a pocket mirror around and store shit errywhere.
A stand that crawls up peoples' anuses to possess them.
You're right Joseph is the best.
I'm always the one to take Anal virginity.
Even yours anon
i'm the writer
it didn't work the other way
Speaking of Mirrors Who would win, Man in the Mirror of Hanged Man?
Hanged Man, because HM is light itself, MitM is literally a world inside the mirror
>No need for Heaven's door
You want the real thing though, right?
I'd be ok with that
if I'd get to fuck said JoJo's mom/wife/girlfriend
Probably Man in the Mirror, he could just hide in mirrors until he found J.Geil
There's no such thing as a "world inside the mirror", are you stupid?
Why does that baby have lipstick?
Everyone wears lipstick.
What baby, anon? There's no baby in there.
It's JJBA. Everyone has lipstick.
isnt there a stand user named mr president?
I think we've uncovered something boys
It's just a dog, polnareff.
Anyone know where I can watch the anime? I just finished the manga and require animated homosexual super cavemen.
OH MY GOD JOTARO A STAND!
I download everything from horriblesubs
Mr President is the Stand.
The User is called Coco Jumbo.
Yeah, I'm just a dog...
fuck off iggy
DEETI DEEZ DONE DEETI CHEEP
Until he fucked the princess, yeah.
>implying it's possible to rape the willing
Is it just me or has it been much longer than usual since the last chapter?
Last I saw Gappy won the Stag Brawl 5000 and Jobin getting ready to shave off his eyebrow
Why do you fuckers care so much about this useless ass baby? Her stand powers were shit. In terms of baby stands Mannish Boy is more interesting than her and the green faggot baby.
FUCK. I've seen that image countless times in these threads and just realized that it's JC Denton's face. I'm feeling hella dumb.
Yeah, there was a hiatus last month because Araki was drawing a Rohan chapter instead
I wanna get Specials. Specials looks like a fucking Kickass Stand.
>talking shit bout best baseball
I would like to tell you all something very important.
But first, I must ask.
How do you like your steak?
Specials is fucking kickass, I love that shit.
It'd be like having 6 radical bodyguards hangin round.
Well done, smothered in ketchup and Heinz 57 sauce.
Burn in hell George.
I don't like steak
Either Star Platinum: The World or Gold Experience Requiem.
Bloody and full of knives. Just how I like my women.
>Gold Experience Requiem
Yep. Sure glad I picked D4C and stay far the hell away from you.
I'd prefer a nice tofu salad.
It's really hard to choose, GER is the perfect shield and weapon, but SPTW just has all that much utility to it.
Like I said, I'll be in a neighboring world and if you bother me I'll throw an alternate you at you.
What level should I grind to before leaving the fishing village in Egypt? After I saw Abdul was 26 when we met up and I was only 15 I started grinding and am now at 19. When should I stop?
stand of the Nijimura father
Cheap Trick Requiem
I got to level 40 while grinding levels in Cairo. I feel like I fucked up.
i mean how the fuck putting granite blood floating around white album could help mista passing throught the stand defence ?
i did not understood that
Assuming you meant Giorno's blood it likely functioned as a mirror, letting Mista see where the air hole was and knowing where to fire.
I was rusing you. I got to level 30 before I left, but an enemy encounter in the next town made it crash, so I've had to start from the beginning in a newer version.
Enjoy being a deformed blob
D4C sounds neat, I could imagine grabbing a couple of myself and playing some games together.
he couldn't see the ice crystals i guess so now he can navigate them, probably the translation though. i was under the impression ghiaccio could freeze any portion of the air he wanted.
the mirror explaination sounds quite good to me
sorry i did not quite understood your point
It just let him see the crystals and aim around them. That's all.
I once tried to do the boss rush, but the game crashed when I got to Hanged Man.
I was pretty annoyed.
Okyasu's father became deformed only after DIO's death, as the undead mind-control thingy in his head went all sorts of fucked up.
Supreme regeneration is a pretty neat stand ability you know.
Has anyone here ever won against Terence D'arby in F-Mega? What happens?
>Supreme regeneration is a pretty neat stand ability you know
D4Cfag here. Got that too. Just gotta swap bodies with an alternate me. Can even steal the gains of a /fit/ me from another world.
Goddamn I love D4C.
>tfw you could pull out a black version of you so you can chill with niggas
I'm pretty sure it's not like that.
Your stand moves on, but to a different you. That you gets your memories and thoughts, but the you that is thinking right now or loses D4C.
Why the fuck would I ever do that?
You fight him
And also get a free Badge of Honor.
I'm pretty sure it's bugged, though, because I can't fucking BOOST when I face him but back in Morioh I'm perfectly fine.
when he first did it they couldn't see the bullets being redirected, they only herd them.
>pull out a dark matter version of yourself
>I'm pretty sure it's not like that
It's not explained very well. There's only two beliefs about how it works: either it swaps your memories and your consciousness, or it swaps your memories. Both of them have their respective flaws. However, I prefer the first one because it explains every Valentine who obtains D4C.
I thought it was explained pretty well when nearly every Valentine that swapped near the end always said something like "I understand" like they had gotten the new knowledge of the base world from the old Valentine's memories.
You still can be killed by an instant death
So you can commit crimes without being penalized obviously.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
Doesn't happen as often as you think.
What's more likely: that there is one Valentine exchanging his consciousness and memories with another via D4C or that all Valentines across an infinite number of universes are the exact fucking same and want the same thing?
Also, the part where Valentine is talking about his father and his handkerchief give the impression that's it's the same ol' Valentine even though he's swapped countless bodies since then. It's more than just memories.
Finally, I don't think Araki was paying particular attention to the details of how it works, rather just using it as a convenient way to keep Valentine around and show off all the cool shit he can do.
I'm in the middle of part 4, I like side character nerdlord Jotaro more than MC Jotaro. He's kinda moe.
>stops using Hamon so he could grow old together with his beloved wife
Truly the best JoJo
>so he could grow old together with his beloved wife
You mean the one he cheated on with a Japanese college student?
ayyy now sometimes you gotta get some fresh meat
Saying that really didn't help the current situation. It's a good thing that Kira's Kira otherwise that shit would have probably ended with Hayato waking up on the floor with a sore ass.
I mean Joseph already cheated on Shiza with Suzie Q. so what harm will 1 more do?
Shiza died. But Suzie was still alive.
What kind of priest would name his son Diavolo or Doppio (which means sinner or something along those lines)?
>Just wait until we get non-shitty translations.
>Implying that's ever happening
What happend to that one anon trying to get people to do it? did he die?
I don't think Diavolo is his given name
also isn't it weird that Doppio is usually in control of the body when he's supposed to be the split?
Diavolo = Diablo = Devil
Probably asked all the time but does it ever go into any further detail about why the pillar men even existed? I'm almost done with stardust crusaders and it still bothers me cause they were fucking ridiculous.
It was literally just
>AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS
>also isn't it weird that Doppio is usually in control of the body when he's supposed to be the split?
Nah. We just see more of him than Diavolo. I'm pretty sure Coke Lord is the main personality.
Most children don't sew their mother's mouth shut and seal her inside a concrete foundation. Seriously, what was up with that?
I now realise that all attempts to dress up as a Jojo character for Halloween are futile.
Makes sense, really.
Araki killed of Dio in that asplosion, which meant immediately bringing him back was a bad idea.
They broke the stone mask so the villain couldn't be another vampire, and I think he didn't hink of Stands then.
So one of the best ideas there were to introduce more vampires is to introduce the creators of the masks since Dio didn't create any Vampires.
They were a different species that lived on earth before the humans.
They were few and paceful.
Then Kars appeared and decided that they should and could walk under the sun and rule the world.
He created the mask.
Chan chan chan, his people didn't approved.
He killed all of his kind except his partner lover ACDC and two babies: Wham (the future slave) and Santana (forever alone in México).
It's all there, read it again.
>They were few and paceful
And they had some really hot chicks among them. Like that bombshell with the white hair.
I mean Doppio means "sinner".
Also, Doppio is not that moe. He is clumsy and a bit scatterbrain. But he is a gangster. Even with bad translation it's seen good enough that he is a criminal. He takes orders from Boss of mafia and follows them on his own accord, else Diavolo wouldn't get that fucked up by Metallica.
>Also, Doppio is not that moe
The Boss disagrees.
wouldn't you jerk off to yourself if you were King Coke?
Doppio means double
and he is a qt dammit
Where's my end to part 3, /a/? Ive read it already and know what happens, I just want some closure on the trainwreck that was stardust crusaders animated
its in january land
He's more moe than Speedwagon.
I wish Doppio had more lines, dat Ishida.
Seems legit. Their powers and control over blood vessels and shit was stupid though.
It was an upgrade on the vampire abilities. Hell, Dio was almost a Pillar Man in his own right with that Freezing Touch bullshit.
I want to fuck a piller girl
Too bad. Kars killed them all. You'll never have sex with an organism that has 100% control over every facet of her body.
Part 6's setting makes me uncomfortable
Are you a fag?
Kars did everything wrong
I don't like jail
Not even the Pillar Lolis survived.
He had a bad personality (not well designed or worked on) but he was and still is the most powerfull of all characters in JoJo
They barely reproduced, Satanta was probably the only baby when they killed them all.
You get your butt buggered by a wise magical negro sage?
Fucking Kars is a motherfucker
He was pretty hot, though.
>but he was and still is the most powerfull of all characters in JoJo
Every main antagonist from every other part would like to have a word with you.
Part 1 Dio probably couldn't touch him, that's it.
True. He'd be snacked on as soon as Kars heard about the Danny incident.
>Kars turns out to be a PETA member
I am not going to prove you wrong point by point, you know that it is true. It doesnt mean that you cannot like or prefer other characters.
It also doesnt make him better, he had the worst and most stupid ending posible, and we are talking about Jojo, where the nonsense and stupidity rules.