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Karen is _____
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cute and athletic.
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>>115280132
Best girl.
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Shit.
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worse sister
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Kanbaru lite
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Sweaty
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>>115280274
>>115280257
>>115280324
Say that to my face fucker not online see what happens.
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What would sex with her be like?
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>>115280830
Are you mouthing off to your senpai?
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>>115280895
Surprise buttsecks, followed by Justice.
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>>115280132
good but she's worse sister.
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>>115280324
Kanbaru is a bitch and worst girl. She tried to murder a person just because that person hooked up with the person she loves.

Can you imagine Karen turning out to be such a bitch that she tries to kill Crab out of jealousy? Of course not, that would not be justice.
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>>115280132
カレンダゼ
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>>115281371
She was friendzoned, by Senjougahara of all people. It's understandable.
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very cute
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Sexy, sporty, has a nice body and is not my waifu.
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>>115280132
Best sister.
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>>115280132
A shining example of good dental hygene
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>>115281362
What do you mean "worse sister"? Araragi only has one sister, since a monster killed her other sister before she was even born and tried to trick everyone by taking her place.
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>>115280132
Karen is love. She is best Monogatari together with her sister and are prime breeding materials.
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The real question is, who had best OP?

http://youtu.be/RQ0ymYGQNa8
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>>115283036
In animation the other one.
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>>115280132
pure sex
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>>115283036
I really like Marshmallow Justice, the name is funny and (I don't really know to explain this) it seems to really highlight the sound of KitaEri's voice.
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>>115280132
doing anal with me. My waifu.
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>>115283607
You know I can't really recall any Karen anal pics/doujins, are there any?
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>>115280132
Awesome.
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>>115281371
>Kanbaru is a bitch and worst girl
Why you do this?
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>>115283832
For example1
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>>115283607
Karen would never do anal.
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>>115284044
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>>115284044
Is that them getting fucked by their boyfriends?
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>>115280132
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>>115281371
Pretty much all the girls in the series tried to kill Koyomi at one point or another.
At least Kanbaru offered up her arm as penance.
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>>115281371
Kanbaru is just alpha. Araragi stole her bitch so she whooped his ass.
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>>115284323
It's obviously Araragi's arms.
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>>115280132
second best girl.
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>>115280132
A amazon.
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>>115284599
>2014
>choosing "another tsundere girl" over anything
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>>115285224
>2014
>calling crab tsundere
It's like you want me to associate Shinobu with stupid people.
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>>115285271
Not him, but she is violent with Araragi while still showing him her affection.
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>>115285271
I don't wan t oassociate with Shinobu I just used her as image. And crab is shit.
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>>115280132
worst gril and a shit
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>>115285367
That's true, but the general accepted definition of "tsundere" isn't just that both elements are present, but that the unique personality archetype is achieved by using the violence to cover up the affection. When crab says she's tsundere, she's basically admitting it's an act and not her personality.
>>115285376
It is becoming increasingly apparent that you are new to English. Good luck.
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>>115285271
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>>115285367
>Not him, but she is violent with Araragi
No she isn't. She makes threats but she doesnt actually do anything.
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>>115285544
too late m8
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>>115285519
I Was in a hurry if you really want to know.
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>>115280132
boring, but she has an excellent ass.
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>>115285544
>Calls herself tsundere
>you believe it

crab a shit but not tsundere
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>>115285568
That proves she's also edgy crap.
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>There are people that don't think either crab or snake are worst girl in this thread

Shiggy
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>>115285568
I should have said "verbally abusive".
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>>115285686
>Worst
>Not cat
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>>115285716
That's just her satisfying Koyomi's masochism.
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>>115285716
It's fine, doesn't really change what I posted earlier about it not making her tsundere
>>115285646
kek
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>>115285686
I don't hate Snake, but of all girls she is the least interesting one and was only good while she was a medusa, unlike the others who always had something to say and amuse us.
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>>115285966
>but of all girls she is the least interesting one
Tsukihi. She had some interesting dialogue in Neko black but otherwise she never really did anything. Even her arc had very little of her.
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a baka
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>>115285966
>cat
>always had something to say and amuse us
Although she still beats Snake because Black Hanekawa > Medusa
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>>115284485
>Pretty much all the girls in the series tried to kill Koyomi at one point or another.
Yeah, but only monkey was a scheming bitch about it.
Cat was completely out of control from stress and just wanted to relive it by mauling shit up. Crab didn't even try to kill him, she's just insecure and hides it with violent actions. Snake went insane, but at least her logic was internally consistent: "I can't get Araragi and even if I could, it wouldn't be a perfect relationship and he would end up hurting me so better to kill him so I can spend rest of eternity idolizing him" - it makes sense in a warped kind of way. She's not being intentionally malicious, she's just batshit crazy at this point.

But Kanbaru was just a scheming, backstabbing bitch. "Ran into" Araragi while she was stalking him, smiled and greeted him and acted nice towards him, then went home and plotted his death. Or even later, when he was risking his life to help her lift the curse, she was still hoping to kill him and only gave up when crab showed up and told her they would never be together.

I have no doubt that even after everything they went through (Say, after the events of Hanamonogatari), if crab even hinted at dating Kanbaru if Araragi was out of the picture, she would try to kill him again.
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>>115286279
not him but I was under the impression that she was intentionally uninteresting because she's a monster simulating a human and not a real human character
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>>115286330
Cat always had two things to amuse us.
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>>115286399
Ears?
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>>115286279
Tsukihi might not be interesting in psychological sense like most other girls, but she's fun as fuck to watch talking and interacting with others.
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>>115286330
>Black Hanekawa > Medusa
Nyah, nyigga. Nyah.
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>>115286430
Think of the bigger picture anon.
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>>115286279
>Even her arc had very little of her
So did Nadeko in her first arc, and like i said she was only fun as Medusa.
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>>115286387
No, she's ironically normal because she's essentially a human raised in a perfectly healthy enviroment. All the Araragis are like that.
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>>115284044
>>115284224
Now I'm curious as to what that was.
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>>115286801
Gaping holes.
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>>115286357
>scheming

>told him exactly what she was doing
>asked him for help

Really anon, what the hell where you watching?

>when he was risking his life to help her lift the curse, she was still hoping to kill him

Both she and Meme straight up told Koyomi that, he was just to stupid to listen.

>if crab even hinted at dating Kanbaru if Araragi was out of the picture, she would try to kill him again

No she wouldn't. She just lost control once, because that was the first time she saw Hitagi with someone. She had to live with the devil's paw for years and has controlled herself since middle school.

Maybe try backing up your crazy assumptions with evidence?
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/asp/, Kanbaru is /sp/.
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How did Kagenui know that Tsukihi was a phoenix?
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>>115289306
Kaiki told her
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>>115289407

ok then that leads me to the question of how did Kaiki know?
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>>115289454
He probably just felt a weird aura or something, like he did with Kanbaru and Shinobu.
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a bee
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My waifu. Best girl all time.
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SEX
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kill
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>>115281676

月火だよ
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>>115280132
Justice!
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>Hanamonogatari
>Araragi explicitly specifies he wants sex with Karen, but not Tsukihi

Why not both
fuck you araragi
why do you neglect tsukihi
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>>115291874
>wanting to have sex with a fake sister
Anon pls. That's disgusting.
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>>115291198
NO
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>>115291874
Because saying that will fuck with Kanbaru more since that was his intent.
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>>115280132
Hanekawa is the worst girl
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Next season when? Don't fuck with me shaft.
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>>115291952
fake is just as good as the real stupid retard
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Karen is pretty good but I prefer my waifu.
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>>115292263
Okay?
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>>115292708
Why not both?
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>>115292800
Of course this is the best possible result.
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>>115283036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvIEztK_gwQ
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>>115292874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N6IM-L7fLw
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>>115293005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wSGTEm-Lmg
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>>115292874
This version of disco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-FKnK0volE
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>>115293005
Monogatari has some of the best Openings

I never heeded any attention to bake's ED until the Araragi/Senjou date episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2TJ1qqeRD8
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>>115293188
platinum disco is only good because of the vocals.
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>>115293188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dooYOXYl7U
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>>115293005
I read that as "Renal circulation"
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>>115293305
proper kidney function is important.
almost as important as meat.
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>>115285544
more like "tsundra" amirite amirite
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>>115283036
Snake, Renai Circulation is god tier

Platinum Disco and Marshmellow Justice are also fantastic
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>>115283036
Why does that sound sped up?
Also >that guy in the comments
>says the watching order of this show is about tastes
>says he watched it in the order of nise, SS, neko, bake
>says watching it in chronological order starting with neko is OK
>people like this actually exist
I'm platinum mad
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>>115293421
I don't think there is a single bad OP.
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Would you rather have sex with Karen of Kanbaru?

You can't pick both, you have to pick one.
I think I'd go with Kanbaru because her voice is a miracle of the universe.
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>>115293476
Is there even a worse order to watch this in? Jesus
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>>115292013
That makes a lot of sense since Karen and Kanbaru are besties.
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>>115293546
Kanbaru by far.
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>>115293546
Kanbaru.

But having sex with Karen while Kanbaru watches would also be pretty good.
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I wish I could watch bakemonogatari again for the first time again.
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>>115293546
I think there is no universe in which you are wrong.
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>>115293546
Kanbaru is a lesbian so she probably wouldn't enjoy it as much.
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>>115293671
Maybe she's bi.

I mean how aware of your sexuality are you at 18?
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>>115293737
Very. And I mean Kanbarus been dyking it up for 3-4 years at this point. The only man she'd probably ever sleep with is Araragi and that's mostly to lick Senjougaharas pussy juice off his dick.
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>>115293476
>not adblocking the comment section on youtube
Why do you do this to yourself?
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>>115293972
Good idea, doing that right now.
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>>115280132
Teyotsonagi!
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>>115280132
a girl with a pillow-tier ass.
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Reminder that Karen is not a virgin, she has a boyfriend and they're in their teens when they're most horny so he's probably fucked her countless times.

Karen is _______

USED GOODS
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>>115294639
What does that make this then?
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>>115294698
Her boyfriend is nise
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>>115294763
I want to leave a bite mark on it.
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>>115295028
What's her butt smell like?
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>>115295028
>Spoiling that perfect ass.

You're a monster anon.
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>>115295058
Like peaches.
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>>115295109
Just marking the territory.
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>>115294698
Karens a;sp probably been sexually assaulted by Kanbaru plenty of times at this point.
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>>115295158
Kanbaru's ass is a miracle of the universe.

You can't just go around messing with it.
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>>115294763
I like Karen's and Snail's better.
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>>115295262
>snail
>ass

Let's be serious here.
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Can someone post Tsukihi in Hana?
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>>115295253
It's show that i belongs to me, and me only
>>115295295
Snail doesn't have ass, but she still got nice legs.
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>>115294698
>Tsukihi says they don't get along well
>Karen is focused on justice and athleticism almost all the time
>implying she didn't just get with him in order to make her brother want her more
>implying sukimonogatari isn't entirely accurate
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>>115295422
This kind of wanton disregard for perfection is exactly why Kanbaru's ass can never be yours.
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>>115295493
Just a little bite, she will like it.
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>>115295295
Lolibutt makes a nice pillow.
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>>115294698
We don't even know what her relationship with him is like or if he's even real. By that logic she's more likely to have fucked Araragi.
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All Monogataris are pure maidens.

Except for pic related.
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>>115280360
I want to drink all of it
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>>115295804
I think that's actually canon.
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>>115293546
I wouldn't be able to choose so I would toss a coin.
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>>115295804
I liked Senjougahara. Fuck your shit nigga
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>>115295976
Senjougahara is my favorite and best girl, anon.

Being a pure maiden isn't always a good thing.
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>>115295804
>this shit again
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>>115296062
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>>115296060
Ah naruhodo. I apologize then anon-kun
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>>115295976
Having sex doesn't make you less of a person anon.

Get your priorities straight anon.
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>>115286433

Do Jap still use magazines for porn? Let alone buying porn.
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>>115295804
Flirting with best girl doesn't make her any less pure.
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>>115296233
Taking the D on the regular usually results in being impure.
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>>115296098
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>>115296369
I can't tell if that or episode 12 of Bake is the best Monogatari episode.
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>>115295253
Is Kanbaru's ass the best ass?
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>>115298208
It sure is firm since she runs around all the time, but Hanekawa may have a bigger one.
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>>115298283
I'm not sure it's bigger. It's nice and all and her tits are bigger but I have to go with Kanbaru on ass.
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Monogatari series started going downhill after the first season ended.
Discuss.
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>>115298787
ya blew it
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love.
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>>115298441
Her ass is fatter than Kanbaru's, so you can have a variety.
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>>115298787
Bake was the high point and it certainly went downhill. Nise was enjoyable but nothing really special. Neko Black was alright. Second Season redeemed the series though and brought it back on track so I'm confident that the eventual Third Season will be great.
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>>115298283
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>>115298917
>liking 100 recaps: The season
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>>115298960
The recaps were excessive but that doesn't mean that most of the arcs were great. The only one that I thought was really hurt by the recaps was Kabuki which could have used some of those episodes to develop the new world and Kisshot.
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What does Senjougahara think of Arararagi doing his sisters?
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Shinobu, Karen and Kanbaru.
Best Three.
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>>115299202
How about no.

Best are bird, snake and crab.
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>>115299180
she's into it
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>>115299254
>Bird
>Snake

How is taste this shit even possible?
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>>115299254
>bird, snake and crab.
Your Taste is Appalling.
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Cat a shit
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>>115299202
switch monkey for crab
>>115299254
>people falling for it
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>>115299393
Why people hate Cat?
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>>115285568
I'd play devil's advocate and say that "The threat of violence is often just as scarring as enacted violence itself"

Which is true. Then again, while Crab is tsun-like, every Monogatari character is a bit of a caricature of their intended archetype. In that way, she isn't strictly tsundere

But she's intended to play with the trope. I think we'll call it 50/50
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>>115299398
Why would you get rid of the best part?
You don't make sense anon.
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>>115299350
Every character but cat is top-tier (relative to anime in general). Monogatari truly is a wealth of riches regarding females

Crab, Snake, Bee, Monkey, even the secondary characters...so much pelvic floor-twitching material
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>>115299508
Karen is just my preferred tomboy, sorry anon
monkey's cool
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>>115299575
I guess I can live with that.
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>>115299557
Why not cat? She's not my favorite, but maybe second place or something. After she lost the glasses and you got some insight on her character I found her very appealing.
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>>115299530
As expected from Kaiki.
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The name of my little sister believe it or not.
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>>115300196
I don't believe it.
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>>115300254
Well it is
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Which gatari would you most want to receive a handjob from?

Pic related.
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>>115300371
But that's a boy.
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>>115300337
You're lying.
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>>115299202
Crab, Monkey and Snail
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All of the Monogataris are the best Monogatari
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>>115299180
Araragi has never and never will have sex with his sisters.

But he does molest them.

And Crab has an NTR fetish, so she's probably happy about it.
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>>115300394
>implying you wouldn't want one even if it was a boy
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>>115300196

Do you brush her teeth?
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>>115300196
>>115300839
And is she hot?
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>>115300371
Monkey would tease you about it and stop right before you finish followed by vigorous motions
or
snake nervously touching it and taking quick glances at your eyes as she fumbles around shyly with it
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>>115301227
Crab would just berate you until you lose your boner and then leave.

Unless you enjoy the abuse in which case she'd get you halfway and then also leave.
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>>115301332
Sounds about right.
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>>115301332
>>115301371
I imagine her and Araragis sex life is immensely interesting.
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>>115301227
Monkey or normal hand?
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>>115301473
Both
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>>115301473
Monkey hand must have such a strong but soft grip.
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>>115301427
He's a Jap so probably not.
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>>115301332

>implying crab's talk wouldn't get me harder
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>>115300371
Kaiki if I could afford it.
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>>115301914
She would still blue ball you.
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>>115301991

That's even better.
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>>115300487
>Araragi has never and never will have sex with his sisters.
He may have done something with Karen after toothbrushing. Whether that was just feeling her up or something more I dont know.
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>>115301473
monkey
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>>115280132
bee
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>>115292505
until the movie m8
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>>115298932
Jesus Christ. Those thighs are abnormal.
Since when did Hanekawa got this voluptuous? I remember that Araragi mentioned in Kizu that Hanekawa's figure is god-tier because of her oppais but he never mentioned something about her ass/thighs.
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>>115280132
Eggscelent.
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>>115293225
Important question.
When Kizu airs, will Kamiyan be singing the OP?
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You know. I don't even watch nor read monogatari in any capacity, and yet I still love this opening.



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