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so today my friend invited me to go to his anime club. I'm just going to fucking with people there.
post anime club stories.
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>I'm just going to fucking with people there
Remember to use protection, wouldn't want any STDs.
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>join anime club
>realize everyone are faggots
>leave anime club

Rate and Subscribe.
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Freshman year, I signed up for the club on Quad day. The first email I get is addressing complaints the club is getting about hygiene issues. It asked members to shower and use deodorant before coming. Needless to say, I never showed up.
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Not your blog fuckface
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>>>/cgl/
Fuck off with your anime club threads you faggots.
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>>115272036
cool blog upboated :)
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>>115272036
Wow you're so cool dude, I also like to pick on betas and post about it on a website. Don't forget to bring your skeleton gloves you beast.
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>>115272036
I joined an anime club this year, since its my senior year.

When I got there, they were all meme-spouting sperglords with absolute shit taste. They only talked about shit like Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, and whatever Toonami was pluging.

Its only two months in, but I fixed that shit real quick, showed them some decent shit, told them to shower more often, and that internet memes belong on the internet.

I like to think its half-way decent now.

I mean, it was really fucking bad before. Even the teacher who was the supervisor was a fucking weeb. It was absolutely disgusting.

Now, they have a steady diet of JoJo, Chaos Head, Steins Gate, and whatever else I find.
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>>115272818
cool friend where can i subscribe ur blog
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>>115272036
I learned the hard way that /a/ hates anime club threads. Save yourself, friend, before it's too late!
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>>115272818
>Chaos Head
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>>115272036
You forgot to post the Misaka anime club.
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Anime clubs exist?
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>>115272862
Check Tumblr.

I also talk about how women are being oppressed all over the world, how I'm being gang stalked, and sometimes, my headmates answer some questions.

Don't forget to reblog!
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>>115272036
>Not joyning the literature group instead.
>Not trying to make Senpai notice you.
>Not giving him blowjobs when both of you are alone in the room.

What a weaboo faggot.
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>>115272908
I liked the VN.

I-Is the anime not good?

I thought it was alright.
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I don't have any

Because I already know they are filled with fucking autists.

>Haven't seen good friend for years
>Find him on Facebook
>He's wearing cat ears and some weeaboo shirt

Safe to say I didn't bother to catch up with him.
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>>115273002
The anime is pretty shit. The VN had great atmosphere, though.
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>>115273009
>Facebook
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>>115272988
>Not giving senpai blowjobs under the table while other girls are in the room talking to senpai while strangely unaware of all the slurping sounds you're making
Step it up anon-kun.
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>>115272036
>fucking with people from anime club
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Who the fuck joins anime clubs? Are you fags really that introverted that you can't find at least one guy or one girl with the same interest as you?
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>>115273058
B-but I'm too shy anon ;.;
Maybe one day, if I work hard enough, I will become a gyaru slut for senpai.
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>>115272036
>friend invited me to go to his anime club
>friend
>his anime club
>anime club
>his
>friend

I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, OP. Your taste in friends has already outed your true character.
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>>115272268
Is showering and using deodorant really that hard for you anon?
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Are anime clubs really that bad? There's one at my school but after seeing all these about them I kinda don't to join now
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>>115272036

>I go to an anime store (and a club to)
>Ask about a game and Monogatari series.
>Some girl next to me ask me if is a yaoi anime.
>I go away.
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All the people that like anime here are those weird girls that only like grimdark anime and SAO. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
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I went to want for this Miku birthday celebration this year. Met this guy who is so crazy about Miku that he traveled 600km just to attend the party, there was even this contest where they wanted us to name who dressed up as Miku in Lucky Star. Dumb idiots didn't seem to know that Lucky Star is old and I was literally the only person who even saw it. Was good food too I must add.
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>>115273188

It depends. It's highly likely that you'll just find a couple plebs who have only watched a couple anime or some guy who's a huge weafag. Go ask them what they do and converse with the prez of the club or something.
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>anime club

I was convinced those things only existed in Murrica, until I found out that my uni has one as well.
I'm never going there, IRL anime fans are some of the worst people you can associate with. All of them are faggots and shitty people in general, no exceptions.
The only good ones are the ones who will never reveal that they watch anime.
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>>115272036
The Anime Society at my university is great. I'm literally the most autistic person there. The only loli-love yuri fan with a Magical Girl obsession.

Almost everyone else is actually pretty cool.
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>>115273321
>actually joining the anime club
>thinking that it's great
I can smell the autism from your post.
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>>115273321
No.
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It always happens
>at college
>club shit laid out in main entrance
>anime club?
>naruto and some vampire bullshit
Maybe it's just me that has shit taste
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Never got to join any clubs or circles since I only studied in college, never socialised, and got a government job right after but I'm thinking of quitting and going to university to join clubs for shits and giggles

Will join anime club and kill myself from cringe
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>>115273246
>mfw
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>>115273432
>Vampire Knight

every fucking time
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The anime club at my university was apparently showing some at the time new season stuff, like Tokyo Ghoul and some other bullshit.
I was told it got canceled and they all went to someone's house and watched amvs and abridged series.
I'm glad I didn't go.
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>>115273515
I meant I went to one anime club celebration a few months ago. It was for Miku's birthday
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Anime fans IRL boil down in to two groups.

Casuals. People who say they like anime but the only anime they have ever seen is Naruto, Bleach and a few OVAs like Samurai X.

Neckbeads. People who say they like anime but the only anime they know is Sailor moon and go on and one talking about Sailor moon and their perverted fantasies sailors. They also watch lots of hentai and will make the leap from talking about Sailor moon in to talking about hentai instantly, as its pretty much the same thing in their own heads. They are likely closet homosexuals as they will try to lure you with hentai in to their dungeon, as its the only thing they know about, it seams perfectly normal to ask someone to their house to watch porn. These people are dangerous, dont turn your back on them.

Anon does not exit IRL. Normal balanced anime fans are like ninjas, you will never know they are there.
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>>115273587
>Normal balanced anime fans are like ninjas, you will never know they are there.

This.
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>Watching Gunbuster in anime club
>Watching the physics lessons before each episode
>Something brings up redshifiting, this one fucker flips shits
>"Light can't redshift, it's a constant"
>Later on in the episode, some lasers bend around the planet when fired
>"How did the light bend? Light is a constant!"

This guy is the most annoying, dumb piece of shit I've met. He and his friend who also shows up to the club spent 3 hours arguing about modern usage of battleships after one showed up in nobanagun.
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>>115272818

> Chaos Head
> Steins Gate

From Shounen Cancer to VN Cancer you're no fucking better.
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>>115273587
>Normal balanced anime fans are like ninjas, you will never know they are there.

Because they really don't exist. /a/nons try to give a classy picture of themselves by lying on the internet, while in real life they are all either casuals or neckbeards.
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>I'm just going to fucking with people there.
You're gonna come off as an even bigger autist than them, don't
My only experience was in highschool going to finish an assignment from my physics teacher (who was also my football coach) during free block (basically a long lunch). The anime club met in that same room at the same time.

I was basically harrassed, poked, and "glomped" by very overweight ladies wearing colorful socks, cat ears, and tails. I also garnered the attention of one decent looking girl and the subsequent ire and mockery of the guys there.
I was the center of attention and it was pissing me off.
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>>115273674
I'm a fit handsome male with perfect anime taste and I could fuck your sister and mother at the same time if I wanted to.
Just because you're a pathetic neckbeard with shit taste, doesn't mean that the rest of /a/ is the same.
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>>115273703
dont forget about the NYA~~~ING
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>>115273674
Please, I said they dont exist IRL. Once a ninja leaves the house, he masks his presence so that he is dead to the world.

Someone has to be watching great anime like Sword Art Online II and Illya as I get to talk about anime on 4chan thats not Bleach, Naruto and Sailor Moon...

Unless im the only thing thats real and Anon is really just phantom/bot/my own delusion?
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>>115273764
There's only you and me here anon.
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>>115273188
How old are you?
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>>115273764
>Great anime
>SAO II
You had me going for a second
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We have the Japanese Pop-Culture Appreciation Club here on our campus. When I first showed up, I had just started downloading anime like Azumanga Daiohand had bought that I ask if they wanted to show. Man, did I feel like a loser when the Vice-President showed me his external with a terabyte of anime on it. The club was /a/ incarnate - Bleach, One Piece and Naruto were banned from being shown, the VP kept calling my waifu shit and everyone was too lazy to do any actual events. We'd have karaoke night or go to the beach every now and then but we mostly would just watch stuff. I think my favorite semester was when we watched Kamen Rider W, JJBA, Steins;Gate and a few others that were pretty nice. I think our biggest group was 40 people weekly showing up to the auditorium with 0 hambeasts and just one black guy who is 27 or something and thinks he's kawaii uguu; people don't talk to him too much.

>>115273321

>tfw you wonder if you're the most autistic there
>tfw there's someone who seems to literally have autism
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>Anime club at my uni uses NGNL and Log Horizon posters for their advertising

Never been to a meeting. At least their taste is decent. This place is 90% Asian so I guess that's to be expected.

My high school's anime club was a completely different story.

>Show is run by lolsorandumb yaoi obsessed tumblr-core girls with pastel hair
>Rest of the club is made up of beta-orbiter-kuns who stick around for the small glimpses of female attention
>They almost never even discuss anime


They met in the library where I hung out after school. I had quite a bit of fun observing them. The least beta of them actually ended up getting together with the least intolerable of the girls. That's more than I can say for myself.

They still had shit taste, though, which is unforgivable. They're probably corrupting my imouto with it, since she still attends that school.

The asians were the ones worth discussing anime with, and funnily enough, there weren't any of them in the anime club.
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>>115273783

But anon, thou art I and I am thou.
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There are a variety of tastes among the club members and officers. You find a group of faggots who share the same interests and then you chill with them. Nobody is club is an unbearable weeaboo (curretnly), thank god.


Screener gets to choose what we watch as a club and that takes up 60% of the meeting, the rest is just talking and chilling.

But by god is there a lot of "drama",amongst the regular members.
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>>115273405
I have the benefit of not living in 'Murrica, so anime fans aren't generally the "DARKER AND EDGIER" types that you'd assume. So far, we've watched Mushishi, Space Dandy, a bit of Log Horizon, and some Baccano.

They're still pretty indifferent to moeshit, though, sadly.
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Mfw no one in the anime club cares about japanese culture beyond anime
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>>115273747
>I'm a fit handsome male with perfect anime taste and I could fuck your sister and mother at the same time if I wanted to.

I'm sure.
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what has this board become
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>>115273812
I dont care what you say. SAO II was better than SAO. Even if I picked that specifically as bait.
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>>115273873
You should be.
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>>115273572

>Could have been watching Tokyo Ghoul
>AMVs instead

Why. It could have been good but they had to ruin it. Is Tokyo Ghoul the new SnK?

>>115273587

That or, classification three, there's some of us who are turbo weebs who know how to act like functioning members of society?
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>>115273816
That doesn't sound too bad, honestly.
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>>115273865
As it should be. Japanese culture is shit.
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>>115272818
Wow dude you sound like the saviour that all anime clubs need.

Muh hero.

Do you have a twitter?
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>>115273646

>Gunbuster

Mah nigga. Good shit. That'd piss me off, but honestly, I like talking about physics and shit in anime for the fun of it.
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The only people that I know that like anime are fujoshit girlsBlack Butler, especially and entry-levelers that love Bleach and SAO.

I don't even say anime outside of the internet. I call them TV shows.
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>>115273747

Shaun, please go.
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>>115272036
>Anime Club
>Club

Club doesn't exist in my country.
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>>115273646
Did anyone tell him to take a physics class? Light is a constant my fucking ass.
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>>115273892
>That or, classification three, there's some of us who are turbo weebs who know how to act like functioning members of society?

Thats pretty much my self but Its impossible to say if I am. I have only ever met people who actually watch real anime and that was in college. Never seen one since. I have no shame in telling people I watch anime but it rarely comes up in subjects. When I meet someone that watches anime, its always from one of the two groups above and I never discuss anime further with those people other than to say that I watch anime.
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>>115273944
I call them chinese cartoons in real life.
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>>115273944
Normal people know about SAO? Did it end up on the cartoon network?
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It'll be more bearable if the "elitists" didn't shit on people who don't based their lives around anime who have other obligations to other aspects of RL.
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>>115273587
>Anon does not exit IRL. Normal balanced anime fans are like ninjas, you will never know they are there.

Fucking this. To be honest the last place an anon will ever go is an anime club. I popped into my university's one once or twice, literally casual centre. I remember one of the guys kept earnestly proclaiming that SAO was the best anime that aired that year, and another one wore fucking nyan cat t-shirts while doing the Lucky Star dance.

The people in general were massive attention whores, loud and obnoxious as hell. And the guys were far, far worse than the girls.
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>>115273893

It's pretty alright. Most of the freshmen who show up generally stop showing up when they don't notice we're not watching what they usually do and, if they stick around, they generally turn out to be pretty cool. We don't have many members this semester since we didn't advertise so it's just a bunch of ten friends or so who watch anime on a projector while dicking around for 4 hours or so.
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>>115273885
SAO II catered to entry-levels so hardcore that it is basically Naruto/Fairy Tail 2.0
SAO was entry-level as well, but it didn't take itself too seriously and stuff actually happened.
>muh phantom bullet
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>>115273747
>I'm a fit handsome male with perfect anime taste and I could fuck your sister and mother at the same time if I wanted to.
What the hell are you doing here?
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I got them to watch Daily Lives of High School Boys. They also watch The Hero Yoshihiko and Heroman.

I count that as a victory.
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>>115273952
>Shaun, please go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og
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>>115273970
>mfw I watch anime and follow several current series
>mfw I also lift and am part of the thousand club
>mfw I'm a functioning member of society that doesn't spout memes
>mfw there are quite a few of us at the anime club

It's entirely possible you know.
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I dont have a anime club per se but I'm part of a group that likes anime. First I arrived there every person was a naruto/bleach/one piece fag I like oncepiece however

I simply converted them to my superior tastes by making them avoid anything moe and watch shit like recent stuff I made them watch was Sabagebu, Nagi no Asakura, Mahouka etc.

After a few months of reforming them, were having fights over best girls, whose the cancer within the show, etc
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kill everyone in this thread except these guys
>>115272340
>>115272342
>>115273872
>>115273876
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>>115274004
nigga, my 32 year old half-brother that came illegally from another country knows about SAO. Then again he also knows about hellsing ultimate and Shingeki no Kyojin
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>>115272036
>I'm just going to fucking
>>115274008
>people who don't based
dirty romanian gypsy scum
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>>115272893
>I learned the hard way that /a/ hates anime club threads.
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>>115273646
>Doesn't know about redshift
As astronomy was my favourite past of physics I am legitimately rustled. If you don't know shit then fucking listen.
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>>115274048
Having fun.
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>>115273830

>They're probably corrupting my imouoto with it
>KNEE-CHAN, DO YOU LIKE KAWAII DAYSOO NAY SASUKE-KUN?
>"It'd be nii-chan, and no."
>WELL DO YOU LIKE STUFF LIKE ROSARIO VAMPIRE?

Oh God. I can only see it now. Help her while you still can, Anon. Also, I've noticed that anime clubs at colleges tend to have a better chance of being more chill than highschool.
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>>115272036
>not going to an anime NIGHT club instead

I laugh at your miserable pathetic way of living your life
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ITT: 40+ year olds that recall the days they walked into anime club and saw bleach, naruto being showed and euphorically walked out

You know those series are no longer popular right?
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>>115272036
The day when Tohsaka's anus: Unheterosexual Bulge Works wasn' t just an anime.
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>>115274070
>superior taste
>Okadashit
>Oniisama self-insert shit

Good one mate.
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>>115274070
Sorry m8, but your taste is complete shit.
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>>115274036
SAO II had a trap, it had a cyberpunk setting, which was beautiful, the love interest was pretty hot and that hecate II-chan, I would stick my magazine in her delicious chamber.
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>>115274087
>SnK
Does anybody but fujoshits watch this? It was merely a 5/10. Somehow it's blown over to "greatest thing ever" to casuals and Yaoi shipping.
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>>115273944
>Call everything show
>Call everything books
Its not like I hide cartoons/anime/tv and comics/manga/novels if people ask Its just easier to generalize.
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Blogshit is not allowed on /a/.
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>my senpai (club leader) won't watch moeshit
>He ead Shingeki long before it airing and don't want to watch the anime cause he's so shit
>He said that if someone haven't watch Chihayafuru that means he/she faggot
>Know about tokusatsu more than anyone that I know before
>His taste is absolute
>I leave the club

I don't really enjoy being in otaku club, the member have their own taste and it would be bad if we met and talk about our opinions.

Literally like being in IRL /a/
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>>115274151
Im sorry, cant remember every single shit I made these fools watch. Only the newer ones I can remember. I do remember however watching danshi nichijou with them was a riot.
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>>115274126
She can't be helped. There is no cure for clinical autism.

>tfw walking through house and see Inu-yasha manga left on counter by imouto
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>>115272963
What's wrong with you? Have you ever heard of the wage gap? Women are being raped on a daily basis.Go educate yourself
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>>115274181
whoops, I mean read
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>>115274064

>tfw 7 or 8 or us in our anime club do martial arts of some sorts
>tfw we're all black-belt level martial artists
>tfw we would work out together and talk about our various styles at dinner after club every week

And then we would laugh about Baki the Grappler.
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>>115273904
But anon, Shobon are a miracle of the universe
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>>115272036
made this for some anon who took this recording. and yea I'm, a huge shitlord who doesn't have a proper video capture www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFnn53DaqLU



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