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Statler: So this is the anime, Naruto these kids watch these days?
Waldorf: Yea, It's amazing how they can animate all this but there is one thing they can't draw.
Statler:Whats that?
Waldorf: My attention
DOHOHOHO!
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We didn't need another one of these.

But I did lol.
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Aww, you missed, didn't you?
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lol
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>>11527016
made a mistake ><
-op
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>>11527034

Well, so far this thread has a 100% funny ratio. Now, let's see if we can't reduce it to 40%!
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i lol'd
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I lol'd and its a good way to purge the other topic of the shit it descended into
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>>11527064
>>11527088
-op
you gotta have some respect for our elder trolls ;)
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>>11527121
It's past 7:00, so sage away.
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Oh man
I lol'd hard.
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>>11527102

I'd sage for emoticons, but it's night time /a/, so I'm going tolerate this.
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>>11527121
I'd her tolerate.
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>>11527141

I'd her tolerate to, but I'll take a while to relate to her first.
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Waldorf: You know Statler, after watching the last three hundred and fifty episodes of One Piece, I think I've come to a conclusion.

Statler: No you haven't.

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11527250
*milk out of nose*
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>>11527102
>>11527034
>>11527265
ITT Shounenfags are pathetic trolls
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> *milk out of nose*
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>>11526978
>>11527250

ITT we respect the Old-School
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>>11527319
It's not me trolling it's them, They Rip on Passion of the Christ if they could.
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Statler: You know what's good about /a/ at this time of day?
Waldorf: No?
Statler: Neither do I.

DOHOHOHO!
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>>11527351

Woldorf: Hey Statler, will you go see the Passion of the Christ with me?

Statler: I'd really prefer not to, I saw the previews and found the movie deeply offensive.

Woldorf: Because it villainizes the Jews?

Statler: No, because the actor they have portraying me does a horrible job.

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11527453
XD
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Statler: So, have you been enjoying Soul Eater?
Waldorf: Indeed I have. There's just one thing that bugs me though. What exactly is the difference between the daytime and evening broadcasts?
Statler: Simple. The evening broadcast is uncensored for immature audiences.

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: Gurren Lagann sure had a sad death scene, didn't it?
Waldorf: Which? Episode 8 with Kamina, or episode 27 with Nia?
Statler: Episode 4 with my interest in the series.

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: You know, our jokes just don't seem to be going over as well nowadays as they used to. I think we should try changing something.

Woldorf: Great idea. But what should we change? Our roles? Our routines?

Statler: Our audience.

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: You know Lucky Star was so shit I shit my pants while watching it.

Woldorf: Yeah? I thought it was a masterpiece.

Statler: ....

Statler: DOHOHOHOHOHO! You sarcastic cunt!
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>>11528030

Jesus FUCK. Could we please get somebody who can make actual jokes?
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>>11528037
Butthead: There once was a man from Nantucket...
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Statler: >>11528037

Woldorf: Butthurt Rucky Shit fan?

Statler: HAI DESUUU!!!!!

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11528030
They aren't the Angry Videogame Nerd you know
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>>11528091

That's not the problem, the problem is that the "joke" reads like a 13 year old wrote it. Out of character, no punchline, uses swearing to cover up for said lack of punchline...
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Statler: Do you know why they call the series "D.Gray-man"?

Waldorf: No, why?

Statler: BECAUSE IT SUCKS.

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11528091
>>11528121
>>11528030
This thread is now dead.
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Statler: You know Woldorf, I take the internetz seriously.

Woldorf: Really? Why?

Statler: Because I'm a nerd.

DOHOHOHOHOHO
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>>11528127
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This thread went to hell fast it seems.

I lol'd good at OP's joke though. Only joke worth something in this whole thread.
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>>11526978
Funny.

>>11527250
Hilarious.

>>11527386
Stupid.

>>11527453
Stupid.

>>11527656
Punchline might be funny if used as an answer to people actually asking that question, but it doesn't work in the routine.
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>>11528655
FUCK. I meant punchline not punchine.
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Statler: Hey Waldorf, have you seen Code Geass?
Waldorf: Yes I have.
Statler: What did you think of the male actors?
Waldorf: Male actors? I thought they were all women
DOHOHOHO!

Yes this is bad. I'm bad at punchlines.
Can anon make another one with a better punchine?
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>>11528655

Try this on for size:

Statler: They should have made Lelouch's character design in season two less androgynous.
Waldorf: Who do you think he should look like?
Statler: David Bowie.

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: Why am I holding this?
Waldorf: How would I know, looks like a star.
Statler: Sounds familiar, I always thought it was a starfish.
Waldorf: I can't remember anything!
DOHOHOHO!
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>>11528108
i think THAT was the underlying joke itself.
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Statler: "This Code Geass show is really promising."

Waldorf: "Promising? How so?"

Statler: "It made me promise to never watch anything with Clamp designs again!"

DOHOHOHO!
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>>11528756

...Was that some sort of Clannad joke that only people who watched the series would get?
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>>11528756
well i lol'd
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>>11528814
Then you should try watching paint dry, it's a fucking riot.
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Statler-kun, hey, Statler-kun!

Why don't we have a 4koma?

Because putting our audience through just one coma is bad enough already.

DOHOHOHOHO~N
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>>11528865

Somebody draw this one up.
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>>11528830

ROFLOL!!!! You should do comedy, man youre hilarious! Youre a comedic GENIUS!!! LOLOLOLOLOL! Your post is the funniest thing on the net to date. QUICK! Someone archive his post before it is lost and mankind will never know true laughter ever again.
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>>11528905
Oh fuck off.
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>DOHOHOHOHO~N
oh fuck you i lol'd
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>>11528865
Oh, fuck, this needs to be done.
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>DOHOHOHOHO~N

Wow, haven't seen that meme in months.
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Newfags ruin everything. ;_;
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>>11528865
Holy shit, funny in my morning /a/!
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>>11528756
DOZOZOZOZOZO!
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>>11529002
West coast holdover from nightshift /a/, I'm afraid...
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>>11528830

missed the DOZOZOZOZO, did you?
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Bah, I want to do something for Darker Than Black, but all I can think of when I start brainstorming is the frankly idiotic non-joke "Why did the nigger cross the road? To pick up a dead chicken on the way to the watermelon patch." Which might get some points on /b/, but is completely irrelevant here.

And before you ask why I'm saying it at all, it's because it's stuck in my head and I'm hoping that telling it will get the mental block out of the way.
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Tsukkomi
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>>11528865

Here yeh go.
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>>11531635

Awesome.

Awesome timing as well, since I literally just logged back onto /a/ 30 seconds ago.
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bumped for humour
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I lol'd OP.
Clap Clap Clap.
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>>11532571

In three words, you've revealed yourself to be both a newfag and a Brit.
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>>11531635
I've just realized how phallic his head looks.
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Actually it's threads like this where I want the opposite of forced anonymous
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>>11532612
In two words, you will realise that you've lost SPANISH INQUISITION
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>>11528756
DOHOZO
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>>11532717
Shit, I never expected the spanish inquisition.
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>>11532717

Fuck, I loled.
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>>11527250
I'm an OP fan, and I chuckled
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>>11531635
Bump for good comic.
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Code Geass eh?
Code Geass? I thought they said Chode Gayass!
DOHOHOHOHO
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There was another continuity error in Higurashi this week.
What was that?
I continued to watch it.
DOHOHOHOHOHO.



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