Statler: So this is the anime, Naruto these kids watch these days?
Waldorf: Yea, It's amazing how they can animate all this but there is one thing they can't draw.
Waldorf: My attention
We didn't need another one of these.
But I did lol.
Aww, you missed, didn't you?
made a mistake ><
Well, so far this thread has a 100% funny ratio. Now, let's see if we can't reduce it to 40%!
I lol'd and its a good way to purge the other topic of the shit it descended into
you gotta have some respect for our elder trolls ;)
It's past 7:00, so sage away.
I lol'd hard.
I'd sage for emoticons, but it's night time /a/, so I'm going tolerate this.
I'd her tolerate.
I'd her tolerate to, but I'll take a while to relate to her first.
Waldorf: You know Statler, after watching the last three hundred and fifty episodes of One Piece, I think I've come to a conclusion.
Statler: No you haven't.
*milk out of nose*
ITT Shounenfags are pathetic trolls
> *milk out of nose*
ITT we respect the Old-School
It's not me trolling it's them, They Rip on Passion of the Christ if they could.
Statler: You know what's good about /a/ at this time of day?
Statler: Neither do I.
Woldorf: Hey Statler, will you go see the Passion of the Christ with me?
Statler: I'd really prefer not to, I saw the previews and found the movie deeply offensive.
Woldorf: Because it villainizes the Jews?
Statler: No, because the actor they have portraying me does a horrible job.
Statler: So, have you been enjoying Soul Eater?
Waldorf: Indeed I have. There's just one thing that bugs me though. What exactly is the difference between the daytime and evening broadcasts?
Statler: Simple. The evening broadcast is uncensored for immature audiences.
Statler: Gurren Lagann sure had a sad death scene, didn't it?
Waldorf: Which? Episode 8 with Kamina, or episode 27 with Nia?
Statler: Episode 4 with my interest in the series.
Statler: You know, our jokes just don't seem to be going over as well nowadays as they used to. I think we should try changing something.
Woldorf: Great idea. But what should we change? Our roles? Our routines?
Statler: Our audience.
Statler: You know Lucky Star was so shit I shit my pants while watching it.
Woldorf: Yeah? I thought it was a masterpiece.
Statler: DOHOHOHOHOHO! You sarcastic cunt!
Jesus FUCK. Could we please get somebody who can make actual jokes?
Butthead: There once was a man from Nantucket...
Woldorf: Butthurt Rucky Shit fan?
Statler: HAI DESUUU!!!!!
They aren't the Angry Videogame Nerd you know
That's not the problem, the problem is that the "joke" reads like a 13 year old wrote it. Out of character, no punchline, uses swearing to cover up for said lack of punchline...
Statler: Do you know why they call the series "D.Gray-man"?
Waldorf: No, why?
Statler: BECAUSE IT SUCKS.
This thread is now dead.
Statler: You know Woldorf, I take the internetz seriously.
Woldorf: Really? Why?
Statler: Because I'm a nerd.
This thread went to hell fast it seems.
I lol'd good at OP's joke though. Only joke worth something in this whole thread.
Punchline might be funny if used as an answer to people actually asking that question, but it doesn't work in the routine.
FUCK. I meant punchline not punchine.
Statler: Hey Waldorf, have you seen Code Geass?
Waldorf: Yes I have.
Statler: What did you think of the male actors?
Waldorf: Male actors? I thought they were all women
Yes this is bad. I'm bad at punchlines.
Can anon make another one with a better punchine?
Try this on for size:
Statler: They should have made Lelouch's character design in season two less androgynous.
Waldorf: Who do you think he should look like?
Statler: David Bowie.
Statler: Why am I holding this?
Waldorf: How would I know, looks like a star.
Statler: Sounds familiar, I always thought it was a starfish.
Waldorf: I can't remember anything!
i think THAT was the underlying joke itself.
Statler: "This Code Geass show is really promising."
Waldorf: "Promising? How so?"
Statler: "It made me promise to never watch anything with Clamp designs again!"
...Was that some sort of Clannad joke that only people who watched the series would get?
well i lol'd
Then you should try watching paint dry, it's a fucking riot.
Statler-kun, hey, Statler-kun!
Why don't we have a 4koma?
Because putting our audience through just one coma is bad enough already.
Somebody draw this one up.
ROFLOL!!!! You should do comedy, man youre hilarious! Youre a comedic GENIUS!!! LOLOLOLOLOL! Your post is the funniest thing on the net to date. QUICK! Someone archive his post before it is lost and mankind will never know true laughter ever again.
Oh fuck off.
oh fuck you i lol'd
Oh, fuck, this needs to be done.
Wow, haven't seen that meme in months.
Newfags ruin everything. ;_;
Holy shit, funny in my morning /a/!
West coast holdover from nightshift /a/, I'm afraid...
missed the DOZOZOZOZO, did you?
Bah, I want to do something for Darker Than Black, but all I can think of when I start brainstorming is the frankly idiotic non-joke "Why did the nigger cross the road? To pick up a dead chicken on the way to the watermelon patch." Which might get some points on /b/, but is completely irrelevant here.
And before you ask why I'm saying it at all, it's because it's stuck in my head and I'm hoping that telling it will get the mental block out of the way.
Here yeh go.
Awesome timing as well, since I literally just logged back onto /a/ 30 seconds ago.
bumped for humour
I lol'd OP.
Clap Clap Clap.
In three words, you've revealed yourself to be both a newfag and a Brit.
I've just realized how phallic his head looks.
Actually it's threads like this where I want the opposite of forced anonymous
In two words, you will realise that you've lost SPANISH INQUISITION
Shit, I never expected the spanish inquisition.
Fuck, I loled.
I'm an OP fan, and I chuckled
Bump for good comic.
Code Geass eh?
Code Geass? I thought they said Chode Gayass!
There was another continuity error in Higurashi this week.
What was that?
I continued to watch it.