I'm going to marry Kyouko-chan!
She isn't real
What does your dad think?
>implying child of a healthy household
Love won't be able to find a way anon
I bet the dress is stolen because she is too poor to ever buy one.
>Till death do us part
I feel like thats cheating when you go into it knowing she's got an expiration date stamped on her foot.
You're going to die alone. No one will be by your side when you die.
>Magical girls would survive long enough to experience marriage.
Kyouko is a good girl and wouldnt do those kinds of things
>implying you cant just diddle with her limp lifeless corpse
Cleopatra did, there's still hope.
Cleopatra, a magical girl, lived till her 39 years. The witch Roberta "wasn't a girl" when she turned into one, according to the production notes about her and the obvious implications of her barrier. They will all ultimately fall, but they still have the possibility of surviving that long.
And 14 years isn't far from the legal age of marriage in plenty of countries
>marrying a gross glutinous hobo
It's gluttonous. Unless you're implying she's like glutin.
I want to knead her butt like I'm making Wheat Gluten if thats what you mean.