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Statler: "Boy, this Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann anime sure raises a lot of thought provoking questions."

Waldorf: "Oh yeah? Like what?"

Statler: "Why did they have to make it?"

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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I lol'd
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Statler: "What are you watching?"
Waldorf: "Code Geass."
Statler: "Isn't that a show about terrorism?"
Waldorf: "Well it sure terrorizes it's audience."

DOHOHOHOHO!
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Ahahaha!
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>>11525119

Good one.
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>>11525122
scaaary
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LOL

Well played.
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>>11525132

seconded
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OK OK, I lol'ed.
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It's better if they're combos ;_;

With the "asking"

"reply"

"punch line"

"dohoho" images seperate. DAMNIT.
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>>11525185
they're not
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moar
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Statler: "Have you seen this show Kaiba, yet?"

Waldorf: "Kaiba? You mean I *didn't* drop acid and watch Astro Boy, the other day"

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler and Waldorf are always awesome.
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Statler: "Clannad is what I'd call a medium series."

Waldorf: "Oh yeah? Why?"

Statler: "Because it wasn't rare, and it definitely wasn't well done!"

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11525185
Sorry, as cool as spamming is on /b/, other boards don't have raging hardons for OMGCOMBOS
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Evangelion is such a deep anime

Why do you say that

It put me into a deep sleep instantly

DO-HO-HO-HO
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>>11525224
Brilliant
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Statler: "Yo know, all this anime on TV makes me think that America should give something to Japan."

Waldorf: "Like what?"

Statler: "A third bomb."

DOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: "Hey, did you hear that Code Geass had a suprise ending."

Waldorf: "Oh yeah? What was it?"

Statler: "They gave it a second season"

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11525248

aahahaha
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>>11525224

lol'd
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>>11525236
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>>11525254
lol'd
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>>11525224
>>11525248
>>11525254
So much win in this thread. I can't stop laughing.
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>>11525026
>>11525119
>>11525224
>>11525248
>>11525254

These are fucking class.
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Q: How many Bleach characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 15, but he'll bring 4 friends with him for moral support.
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Statler: "Can you believe they aired all the Haruhi episodes out of order?"
Waldorf: "Can't be any worse than watching them in order."

DOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11525305
UR DOIN IT WRONG
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Statler: "Did you hear about the second season of the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya?"

Waldorf: "I heard that there was a high demand for it from the fans."

Statler: "Oh yeah? Do you know why?"

Waldorf: "So that Haruhi would finally end their universe."

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
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I love you, /a/.
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>>11525224
That's a classic variation.
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Statler: KnJ is all wrong, they should have had another loli than Rin

Waldorf: Then Who?

Statler: Vicky, at least she goes all the way!

Waldorf: ..that's just wrong...

Statler: .......

DOHOHOHOHOHO!!!
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>>11525355
I give up, I lol'd
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>>11525344
HUR HUR!
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Statler: "Did you watch the latest episode of Bleach?"

Waldorf: "No, was it bad?"

Statler: "Bad?! I didn't just watch it, I drank it!"

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11525411
*Orange juice shoots out of nose*
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>>11525411
Fuck, I was about to post virtually the same joke.
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As usual the thread started good, and went to shit in no time.
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Statler: "I tell you, I have never been effected by a show as deeply as Evangelion."

Waldorf: "What was so deep about it?"

Statler: "The sleep it induces!"

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11525458
lol
Okay that one was better than the other one posted.
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Statler: "You know Waldorf, we live in a world where bears do stand-up, frogs date pigs, and crazy blue creatures live with rats."

Waldorf: "And?"

Statler: "And this still makes more sense than Evangelion."

DOHOHOHOHO!
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"Wake me up when Soul Eater starts."
"It already is."
"Then wake me up when it's over."
DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: Wake up you old fool. You slept through the show.
Waldorf: Who's a fool? You watched it.

* * *

Waldorf: That seemed like something very different.
Statler: Did you like it?
Waldorf: No.
Statler: Than it wasn't different.
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Statler: "Ohh, ow."

Waldorf: "What's wrong?"

Statler: "It's either this anime, or indigestion. I hope it's indigestion."

Waldorf: "Why's that?"
Statler: "It'll get better in a while."

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Waldorf: Just when you think this show is terrible something wonderful happens.
Statler: What?
Waldorf: It ends.
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Statler "You know Dragonauts isn't half bad"

Waldorf "it isn't"

Statler "Nope, its all bad"

DOHOHOHOHOHO
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Statler: "They expect Naruto to keep airing for several more years"

Waldorf: "That's fine by me."

Statler: "Oh, why?"

Waldorf: "I'll be dead before too long."

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: "I used to think that most anime fans couldn't get any dumber."

Waldorf: "Oh yeah? What changed your mind?"

Statler: "I went to /a/!"

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: "I'm glad I waited to see Death Note until they started showing it on Adult Swim, it's much more entertaining this way."

Waldorf: "Why, because you can understand the dialogue more easily when it's in English?"

Statler: "No, because it breaks for commercials."

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: "Hey Waldorf, all the horrible jokes above us have put this thread on the brink of death."

Waldorf: "I'll give up my pacemaker."

Statler: "But why? You'll die!"

Waldorf: "Yeah, but then I won't have to read it anymore."

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11525544

That has nothing to do with the actual series. LAME.
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Statler " Lain sure is a god"

Waldorf "God of what"

Statler "God, I am bored out of mind"

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
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Statler: Wow, I just watched the first episode of Hokuto no Ken and wish this was for real!

Waldorf: Why is that?

Statler: Because I'd be already dead!

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11525605

...OK, the thread can stop now unless someone has something to say that's ACTUALLY FUNNY.
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>>11525610
lol
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Statler: "Boy, I like Hayate no Gotoku."

Waldorf: "Yup, me too."

Statler: "Yup, pretty good show."
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>>11525695
DOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: "You know, I think Naruto would be a lot better of a series if they switched who the main character was."

Waldorf: "Who do you have in mind for the new lead?"

Statler: "Naruto."

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: So, I see that they're remaking Evangelion.

Waldorf: Remaking it? Into what?

Statler: Potato chips, soda, dishwear, bedsheets, colastomy bags, condoms, panty shields....

Waldorf: DOHO-

Statler: ... soap, detergent, sneakers, party hats, mud flaps, enemas...

Waldorf: DO-

Statler: ... pregenancy tests, gimp masks, bento lunchboxes, sunglasses, candy....

Waldorf: Hey, Statler.
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Statler: "What did you think of Evangelion."

Waldorf: "It really made me think of abandonment."

Statler: "Really?"

Waldorf: "Yeah, I thought of abandoning it right in the garbage."

DOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: So, I saw the first Renewel of Evangelion movie.

Waldorf: Really? What did you think?

Statler: I wish it had expired!

DOHOHOHO!
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>>11525723
lol epic
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How this thread is evolving into a eva bashing thread makes it 10 times more awesome.
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Statler: "If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you were watching Rozen Maiden."

Waldorf: "If I didn't know any better, I WOULD be watching Rozen Maiden!"

DOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: "I saw a anime last night about people with extra hands called vectors that blow peoples heads off.

Waldorf: "I saw that too, that pink haired girl was fairly hot naked. What was it called? Elfen something?"

Statler: "Laid? Your never going to."

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: "Hey Waldorf, do you know why they call it Bleach?"

Waldorf: "No, do you?"

Statler: "Because none of the characters dyes, they're just slowly drained of all color instead."

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: "Hey Waldorf, do you know why they call it Bleach?"

Waldorf: "No, do you?"

Statler: "Because none of the characters in it dye, they're just slowly drained of all color instead."

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: Hey Waldorf, what do you think of Naruto

Waldorf: It's terrible, the stories cliche and unfocused, the art sucks, and the anime is stuck in eternal filler hell

Statler: I agree with you

THERE'S NO JOKE
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>>11525941

TOUHOUHOUHOUHOUHOUHOHOHOHO
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Statler: "For being a baker, that American girl in Yakitake Japan sure doesn't wear much clothing. I think we should change her title."

Waldorf: "What should we call her instead?"

Statler: "..."

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: Come to think of it, we don't really watch anime do we?

Waldorf: That's okay, neither do these /a/ssholes!

DOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11525941

Oo. Ohhh..ooooh youuu are a smart one! I understand now!
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>>11525987

I see what you did there.
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>>11525987


...?
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>>11526032

Read it aloud.
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>>11525987
The best
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>>11526054
.....?
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>>11525987
It took me a full minute to get, but DOHOHOHOHO'd out loud and headdesked for not getting it sooner.
Winner!
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>>11526054

PERIOD! PERIOD! PERIOD! ???
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>>11526092
For God's sake, somebody explain it!
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Statler: "So Waldorf, what do you think the best anime of 2007 was?"

Waldorf: "Probably Gurren Lagann, I can't remember a single bad thing about it."

Statler: "Neither can I, but I'm hoping my psychologist can fix that."

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11526005
>>11526032
>>11526054
>>11526067
>>11526083
>>11526092
>>11526097
>>11526105

I'm not sure which is funnier, the joke itself or the people not getting it. Either way, I loled heartily.
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DOUGH HO HO HO HO HO!
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>>11526136

do I need to read this cooking animu?
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Statler: "Is that the special Christmas edition of Shonen Jump you have?"

Waldorf: "Yes, it is, I've always liked the seasonal specials."

Statler: "Me too, one holiday edition in particular."

Waldorf: "Which one?"

Statler: "Golden Week."
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Statler: "Is that the special Christmas edition of Shonen Jump you have?"

Waldorf: "Yes, it is, I've always liked the seasonal specials."

Statler: "Me too, one holiday special in particular."

Waldorf: "Which one?"

Statler: "Golden Week's."

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11526202

Not to get the joke, no.
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>>11525987
haha ok I lol'd. people not getting it are idiots.
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>>11526224

I fucking loled
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>>11526224
You have to know about Japanese culture to get that one, but lol-worthy nonetheless.
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>>11526244
Just explain it already you Cunt.
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>>11525987
They should call her nothing because she should wear nothing? Am I close?
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>>11526268

Nowhere near.
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>>11525987
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>>11526254
>Waldorf: "What should we call her instead?"

>Statler: "..."

>DOHOHOHOHOHO!
>DOHOHOHOHOHO!
>Dough 'ho 'ho
>Dough whore.

There, that explain for people?
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I'm DOHOHOHOing because someone's already explained it.
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>>11526297
I know! Someone explained it earlier, but I thought I'd make it fucking clear to the idiots who can't be bothered to read the thread.
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Hey, you fags aren't stealing my line are you?
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>>11526296
hahaha
The joke and the explaining
great
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Statler: I don't get the joke in >>11525987.

Waldorf: That's okay, I don't think any of these posers get it either.

DOHOHOHOHO!
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An anime about bread and a scantilly clad woman. Now DOHOHOHOHOHO.
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>>11526296
How the fuck do you get that from an ellipsis?
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>>11526338
The laugh is the fucking punchline, retard!
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Goddammit, don't throw the fucking ellipsis in next time and it wouldn't be so damn confusing.
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>>11526338

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11526357
Eat a dick. The laugh follows the punchline. That's the fucking formula.
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>>11526380
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This thread went from win ---> fail and back to win after all those posters not getting the joke.
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>>11526367

I added the ellipse to so that the timing would be right on the joke.

Besides, judging by the people in this thread, the only difference if I HADN'T put in the ellipse would be that the people would be going "lol you forgot to put in Statler's punchline".
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>>11526426
Timing doesn't really matter when you're reading the joke. The ellipsis was just confusing.
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>>11526444
>The ellipsis was just confusing.

No they weren't! Stop being so butthurt about not getting the joke.
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>>11526452
It threw the rhythm off, cockbot.
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/a/ - comedic theory and debate.
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archive this.
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Statler: "Shonen series would be a lot better if they could be more like Buso Renkin."

Waldorf: "Containing lots of self parody and well-developed characters?"

Statler: "Prematurely canceled."

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11526512

There we go, back on track. Lol
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>>11526452
when the punchline isn't where its supposed to be, you won't get it, because you'll be looking in all the wrong places
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>>11526512
Mx0 soon to follow
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seriously, this needs to be archived. If only so others can see how serious /a/ takes their jokes.
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>>11526538 If only so others can what a bunch of dickless whiny morons we are.

fix'd
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>>11526562
I think you forgot some words there fellow /a/non
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ITT: Pregnant pauses confuse the shit out of half of /a/.
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OK so no jokes then? I was getting a good laugh before all the whiny bitches starting complaining
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>>11526588
don't point it out, FIX IT!
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>>11526526

>Mx0 soon to follow

Fuck you, that's not funny at all.
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>>11526598

Sadly, none of /a/ will find out, because none of /a/ will ever get anyone pregnant.
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>>11526618

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>If only so others can see we are a bunch of dickless whiny morons.

There, also fix'd your grammar.
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>>11526618
I lol'd.
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>>11526618
Okay, I fucking LOL'D.
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Threads like these are why I love nighttime /a/.
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>>11526618
...

Wow, you need to go check the fucking dictionary. Multiple contexts, genius, do you know it?
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Statler: "Hey Waldorf, what are you watching?"

Waldorf: "Higurashi. It has a lot of fanservice."

Statler: "Fanservice? How so?"

Waldorf: "It gives me hope that I'll wake up one day without remembering I watched this crap!"

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11526670

I did, and I also check the entry for you. You know what it says?
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Statler: "You know, Haruhi was a pretty lousy show until the middle."
Waldorf: "What happened in the middle?"
Statler: "It ended!"

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: "I could really relate to Gantz."

Waldorf: "Because life is a bizarre game that we are thrust into with little understanding of and you never know what's going to happen next?"

Statler: "No. Because I'd want to have my head explode if I ever told anyone about it"

DOHOHOHOHOH- *splat*
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>>11526752

ahahahhahaha
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Statler: "So at the end of Evangelion, exploding into orange jello?"
Waldorf: "Yep."
Statler: "I can sympathize!"

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: So which character did you like better in D.Gray-man? Allen or Kanda?

Waldorf: Statler, don't ask me questions like that. You know I'm the straight man here.

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11526688
Lawl

In that context, "meaningful", as in the silence is meant to convey something.

In the case of that quote, it's that the silence means she should have as much of a name as she does clothes.
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>>11526881

No, that wasn't the joke at all.
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Statler: "So, at the end of Evangelion, everyone explodes into orange jello?"
Waldorf: "Yep."
Statler: "I can sympathize!"

DOHOHOHOHO!
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If you can't get a simple pun, you really don't have any room to be complaining about how people write their jokes.
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>>11526887

So what the fuck is it?
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>>11526912

For the third or fourth time, DOUGH HO HO HO HO HO!
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>>11526881

Actually, the entry said, "You didn't get the joke at all."
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>>11526877

In before nobody getting this one because it breaks the formula.
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>>11526930
Don't tell me that's really it..
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This thread is now terrible and extremely annoying.
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>>11526912

You say we don't get "multiple contexts" yet you didn't get the pun with the word "pregnant" and what /a/ is composed of?
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>>11526972

So think of a good joke to improve it.
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I think we're going to need air traffic control for all the jokes going over peoples heads.
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>>11526972

then hide it you shitbag
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Statler: "I think someone should set out to make more things like Akira."
Waldorf: "Why's that?"
Statler: "Because otherwise nothing will like it!"

DOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: "Weekends on /a/ are the worst"

Waldorf: "Waiting for subs?"

Statler: "No, waiting for a single good post"


/a/'s over till sunday, its daytime now. peace.
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>>11526945
You really are butthurt Mr>>11525987
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Statler: You ever wonder if there are any 4chan boards better than /a/?

Waldorf: Why not? They can't be any worse.

DOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: "One episode in, and Naruto's already picked up a new ability!"
Waldorf: "Yep, he can make over a hundred copies of himself."
Statler: "That's right. Bleach, One Piece.."

DOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11527209
You missed your thread. >>11526978
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Statler: "I was just watching Macross Frontier the other day."
Waldorf: "Everytime I talk to someone about it, all they can remember is that dancing girl."
Statler: "Better than remembering the whole thing!"

DOHOHOHOHO!
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Statler: "Gah, Berserk ended right when it got to the good part!"
Waldorf: "What's the good part?"
Statler: "The ending!"

DOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11527320

I enjoyed Macross F, and I still laughed with this one. Kudos.
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>>11527363

DOHO - No.
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Statler: "The entirety of Hunter X Hunter is a tournament!"
Waldorf: "It is?"
Statler: "Yep. You get seated, make it through one fight, but after 10 minutes you're completely unconscious!"

DOHOHOHOHOHO!
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>>11527320

Fail.
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>>11527544
I dunno, I think there should be some spikes in there during the butthurt "i don't get the joke" fags giving us lulz.



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