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Are elves the pinnacle of cute?
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Go away, male elves are shit.
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>>115248621
>knowing that he's male
Son...
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>>115248779
I only read it for the story.
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NEVER
TRUST
AN
ELF
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Elves are love. Elves are light. Elves are life.
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>>115248779
That's clearly a male elf, though.
>consensual sex
>not a single orc in sight
>still wearing clothing
He's easily the most masculine elf I've ever seen.
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>>115248875
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>>115248561
An elf can never love a human
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>>115248561
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>>115248561
>>115249328
Why is La La so best?
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>>115249372
Lolo*
Got you back m800000
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Everyday huh?
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>>115249675
Lala is for tender loving.
Lolo is for hardcore assfucking and bullying.
Lulu is for the rape dungeon.
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Elves are shit!
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>>115249675
>You will never chew on a elf trap's ears
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>>115249943
>>115249943
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>>115249372
>>115249675
I'm a LuLu fan myself>>115249675
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Are these threads even really about elves? Or are they just a way to get past the shota ban?
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ELVES?!
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>>115250453
According to the rules you must throw a D20 and if it's 10 or less you'll defend to the death that it's about elves, if it's more you'll complain about it being about shotas.
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>>115250453
Stealth ERP thread.
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>>115248561

What's the source of this?
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>>115250527
Alright, I guess it is about elves.
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>>115250527
Am I the only one who thinks D20 are retarded? The middle values shouldn't happen as often as the extremes, 3D6 makes way more sense as it introduces a relatively steep normal distribution that makes a 3 or an 18 highly unlikely, while an 7-11 is that you'll get most of the time. Critical successes and failures should be wide outliers.
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>>115250761
I like it when the dice hit the table.
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I'm interested in elves. Where do I find one to bear my children?
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i wish there were more elf doujins without rape
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>>115248561

I'd say magical boys are.
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>>115251458
You will need
>a forest, any will do
>be faceless, an evil smirk max
>rope
>a mighty japanese aphrodisiac purified over a 1000 thousand times

That's it, go out there and make us proud.
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>>115251570
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>>115248561
is that elf a lolo?
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>>115250605
1. Read the thread, wherein the names of three characters can be found, as well as their race.
2. Google it.
3. Shoot yourself.
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>>115251570
Fuck those videos for confusing my sexuality.
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>>115250605
Here you go friend
http://exhentai.org/g/743968/e30bf1df2d/

The author is nagi ichi
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>>115248875
Time to play Warcraft III again.
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>>115251570
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>>115250761
>The middle values shouldn't happen as often as the extremes
Why?
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>>115251570
Not even a fucking elf.
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>>115250761
Yeah, that's why I don't roll D20, I always go with 7d2 instead
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>>115252068
In terms of an RPG, you should be getting medium numbers most often. Very under-powered and high-damage attacks should be rarer, for example.
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>>115252068
Fuck, I meant it the other way around, he middle values should happen far more often than the extremes, to make average hits more likely than critical successes and failiures
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>>115251570
Fuck I watched that about 10 times, time to fap
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>>115252168
>In terms of an RPG, you should be getting medium numbers most often
Why?
>Very under-powered and high-damage attacks should be rarer, for example.
Why?

It's stupid because the system is already built and balanced around a type of roll. You will get the kind of damage output the designers wanted you to get. If they want half your attacks to be criticals and the other half botches, that's how the game will work.
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>>115251570
>boy
I see breasts. Also that looks very painful.
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>>115252147
>I always go with 7d2 instead

For fuck's sake, just throw one dice.
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>>115251570
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>>115252421
Alright, I'll throw one dice. Just let me wash down this slices of pizza with a bottles of Pepsi, playing Dungeon and Dragon is hard works.
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>>115252369
Which is why most systems use multiple dice for those types of rolls. Dice with lots of sides are usually only used in special cases.

I don't really know why
>>115250761
brought it up in the first place, since in this context, it's a 50/50 chance no matter how you roll it.
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>>115252369
For the record I think there is some merit in having a more constant damage output in general, but complaining about the type of dice used is putting the cart before the oxen.
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>>115252417
this is not the face of pain
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>>115252147
A d20 is just a less granular version of the most logical option, the percentile die (d100). Everything just works in chunks of 5%.
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>>115251570
Fuck, these videos always the hottest thing in the universe, no matter how much I watch them
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>>115251570
A rigid object that long shoved up your ass would tear through your intestinal lining, the intestine makes a sharp turn after the rectum. The globs of blood waterfalling out his ass are missing
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>>115252562
Eh, not really; the EV is the same in both cases - 10.5 - but the distribution is different. With 3d6 you more consistently get middle-of-the-road output.

>>115252643
That makes sense when it's used that way, but the D20 systems have burdened the poor D20 with too much.
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>>115251570
I have fapped to this studios stuff like crazy, it just never gets old for me.
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>>115252734
Stop ruining the lewd
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>>115252734
Magical nanomachines, son.
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>>115252734
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>>115252734
It's a magical boypussy arrow. Stop over thinking.

Can't wait for episode 2, she will become a magical pig slut.
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>>115252734
You're assuming it's a rigid object while sheathed inside the rectum, which isn't predicated on any given observations - merely that it is rigid afterwards.

Do you, likewise, observe uncooked spaghetti and write it off as inedibly brittle and solid? Please refrain from such unscientific assertations.
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Sasuga fags, you've succeeded in ruining elf threads.
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>>115252734
Nigga, it's magic; ain't gotta 'splain shit.

>>115251570
I just watched this yesterday. Way more "plot" than other Mimia Cute productions. While still fantastic, definitely not my favorite since its like an hour long and the best scenes are in the latter 15-20 minutes.
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>>115252546
>most systems use multiple dice for those types of rolls.
Like what? D20 is D20, Storyteller system rolls several D10 separately against a difficulty and counts the successes with the 1s subtracting successes and 10s exploding, WH40k RPGs rolls on D100 for the skill test and then one or more D10s (usually modified) for damage etc.
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>>115248779
>>115248835
>implying you didn't jack off furiously to that shit
I know I did, and I'm not even gay
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>>115252927
Bitch, I snack on uncooked spaghetti. Get on my level.
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>>115252950
This, so much tentacle isn't fun when you aren't interested in tentacles.
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>>115252766
Well, that's what I meant by more constant. "More reliable" would have been a better way to put it maybe.
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>>115252942
Fuck off, dices are SERIOUS BUSINESS.
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>>115253000
>I masturbated to a man having sex with boys
>I'm not even gay
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>>115252942
It's all because you're taking too long to roll for anal circumference.
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>>115252942
We can have the elf thread if you contriboot. But you don't.
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>>115252927
>assertations
>it's a word
>it means an assertion
wat
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Daily reminder that /tg/ are actually the elves.
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>>115251570
Holy fuck new MiMiA Cute, why did no one tell me.
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>>115253273
>/tg/ is the best board on 4chan, and even moot has said this
Must have been a long time.
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Animu elves are uguu cute XD
Western elves are "hurr we're fucking idiots who look like fags"

Correct elves are the toughest shit
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>>115253179
I was referring to the actual fags.

>>115253227
I prefer to lurk, but this thread is all about shota elves.
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Okay, time to make this thread about elves again instead of gay.
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>>115253273
i've wanted to anally rape /tg/ all this time and i had no idea.
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>>115251570
does anyone have a torrent of this
typing with my dick is hard
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>>115253332
Check your expectations at the door. It's still good, but it's sorta a departure from their earlier work. Also, it's really fucking long.
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"let me go you pig!"
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>>115253350
In that case, you're wrong.
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>>115253353
>elves
>instead of gay
Why not both?
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>>115253353
>implying it's gay if it's an elf
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>>115253227
Her ears aren't even visible, she might as well be human.
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>>115253568
Fine. Happy now?
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>>115253495
"Shush. I'm Anon, and I'm here to save you BEFORE you get raped. Follow me and I'll take you home."
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>>115253495
>>115253645
What is it with elves and those ugly ear rings? They look like something a gay nigger pirate would wear.
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>>115253708
And the you rape her after getting her hopes up. Genius!
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>>115253708
I know you're joking, but having just come out of a cringe thread, I'll have you know I'm painfully grinding my teeth at this post.
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>>115253758
It's not rape with her consent.
>>115253495
You are going to give me thank you sex right?
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>>115250761
>not using 4d6-4
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>>115253710
Pierced ears makes you an outcast of the elf population.
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Why are male elves so great?
http://exhentai.org/g/732885/e5b374137c/
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>>115253826
On what board? I don't see one in our catalog
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>>115253710
They're tags from the slavers.
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>>115248561
Anything can be made cute, even dragons.
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>>115249328
Who's that Pokemon?
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Recuesting op's pic source
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I DEMAND cute vanilla elf love.

Come on, move it, I do't have all day.
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>>115252734
You need to read more doujins. 2D anatomy is superior in flexibility to 3D. Just look at all the stomach_bulge tags.
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>>115254148
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>>115254150
http://exhentai.org/g/518013/c7608461f1/
http://exhentai.org/g/623819/8cb794c7f5/
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>>115253881
IT"S A TRAP
DON"T GO PAST PAGE 14
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
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>>115254050
I love dragons.
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>>115254406
>implying things weren't improved with the dick
Are you gay?
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>>115254476
read the tags, m8
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>>115254476
I think he's talking about the tittymonster starting on p15

now I like tits and even that bothers me; they must be soooo saggy
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>>115254476
Yes, some of us are vanilla-liking faggots, so what?
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>>115254528
I really, really wish that vanilla had a tag. I have a hard time finding good vanilla tales, and they're always my favorite.
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>>115254050
>>115254417
Dragons!
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>>115251570
That's fucking magical.
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>>115254566
just filter out the worst tags you don't like

>>115254657
she was great. for one episode. then she started to talk.
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>>115254657
>>115254050
>>115254417
RETARDED dragons
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>>115254679
no, it's magical fucking
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>>115254354
>Lolo has the fattest ass
Best girl.
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>>115254701
>just filter out the worst tags you don't like
Every time I try I just find another tag I didn't even think to filter. It's a never ending battle.
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>>115254566
It's been debated many times, but nobody can seem to conclusively agree on what vanilla is.

>>115254701
>filtering tags
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>>115254050
>>115254417
>>115254657
>>115254701
>>115254708
H-hey guys, can I join too?
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>>115254793
>but nobody can seem to conclusively agree on what vanilla is.
true, yuri sometimes is very vanilla in their relationship dynamics. and even some incest has them act very lovey-dovey and all that.
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lolo a shit
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>>115254902
/v/ pls
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>>115253708
Do you plan on feeding her eggs too?
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>>115254793
>It's been debated many times, but nobody can seem to conclusively agree on what vanilla is.
Honestly I'd just say consensual sex that's happy throughout. The rest can be ignored based on tastes.
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>>115255002
Sure, I have a leathery sack with 2 eggs in them that she can eat. She'll have to close her eyes though
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blue> brown> white
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>>115253708
>save you before you get raped
There is more than one way to read that.
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>>115254476
You're the gay one.
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>>115255230
Why do so many people not like Lala? I guess I can see the appeal of Brown but Blue is more annoying than hot for me. I don't have that kind of sex drive.
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>>115255290
>Read 2 shota elf doujins
>no boner
How should i feel about this ?
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>>115255355
Yep, gay.
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>>115255355
Be happy, you're not a fag.
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>>115255307
because he is the personification of the word generic
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>>115255355
What are you, a faggot?
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>>115255307
Blue is Konata
Brown is Buttercup
White is any moeblob character ever
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>>115255355
ur gay m8
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>>115255441
Male tsundere has also been done over and over again by trap artists.

>>115255479
>moeblob
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>>115255542
>Implying he isn't
he I the "perfect" character the author has a stiffy for it
he a shit
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>>115255431
No, google doesn't help and I don't recognize the artist amongst hundreds; now don't be a reactionary faggot and give me the sauce.
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>>115254657
Best dragon coming through.
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>>115254050
What about dragon boys?
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can someone hook a nigga up with some delicious brown boy doujins
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>>115255715
Are you prepared to accept what lies ahead?

http://exhentai.org/g/405604/bf0681f0fb/
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>>115255756
Also best Kugimiya tsunloli.
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>>115255756
I wanted to watch this, but the zombie dragon tentacle rape was too much.
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>>115255810
Why must you make everything gay?
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>>115255600
I have no idea what you said, but moeblob doesn't mean "acts perfect." It's a stupid insult and I bet you say "moeshit" without joking too, but if you're going to use it at all use it better.
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>>115255831
http://exhentai.org/g/258929/47ea9808c4/
http://exhentai.org/g/538105/3dc08f64d5/
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>>115255913
It's not gay if it's cute or not human
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>>115255847
Is the author doing CGs for a nukige or something? I haven't scene any new releases from her for a long time.
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>>115255862
Eh? I think you've made a mistake.
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>>115255962
He's got a point. If it's cute and feminine enough, I'll fap.
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>>115255962
Well then we're in agreement since boys can't be cute.
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>>115254657
She was cute, but I had to drop the show on the last episode when they suddenly made her tsundere.

I like tsunderes, but you don't just fuck around the characterisation like that. Fuck.
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>>115255887
picked up
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>>115256263
You've made the right decision.
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>>115256127
>me when I did the same thing
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>>115256392
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>>115256120
Why do you lie /a/non?

>>115255913
Why must you refuse to accept the superiority of little boys?
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>>115255887
Did someone say tentacle rape
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>>115255887
Zombie dragons?
I am curious
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>>115256392
wow, that loli is THIRSTY
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>>115255831
my niggas.

Here, have a favorite.
http://exhentai.org/g/584546/c61524b9e7/
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>>115256627
I'll never accept boys.
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>>115256392
Where is the one where she's naked and crawls into his bed?
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>>115255926
Those aren't elves.
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>>115248561

Hell♂ fuccb♂i
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>>115256883
Here you go.
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Why are fuccbois so lovable?
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>>115256961
Bless you anon. Is this stuff frequent in the anime?
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>>115257489
One of those is a girl and the other is a female pig. What are you talking about?
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>>115253193
as long as it's male dominance it isn't gay.
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>>115248561
Nope, loli
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>>115257625
>Implying trap 'femdom' is gay
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>>115257616
That glorious translation.
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>>115257625
Anon please just accept that you are a raging homosexual, it's honestly not that bad.
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>>115257649
Define trap 'femdom'.
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>>115253000
>>115248835
S-source? The image brings up nothing on google or saucenao.
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>>115257700
But I'm not interested in men that actually look like men.
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>>115257732
You are too stupid.
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>>115257706
Like typical femdom, but with traps dominating instead of a girl. Girls dominating traps is already clearly not gay.
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>>115257732
MAYBE IF YOU COULD LOOK THROUGH THE FUCKING THREAD YOU'D FIND IT YOU GODDAMN RETARD
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>>115248561
How can anyone fap to all of that material

It's impossible

doesn't mean I've stopped trying
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>>115257629
This
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>>115257821
I sure as hell did. As a journeyman of the fascinating world of traps, it's a very good series.
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Elves are just human with long ears. Unless you have ears fetish its completely pointless
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>>115257565
Nope, don't watch it, Seikoku no Dragonar is a piece of trash. Don't be fooled.
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>>115257700
Actual homosexuals don't fap to traps.
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>>115257931
What?! What the hell is your problem? It's completely different, how can't you see that?
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>>115256016
But they're the same girl.
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>>115257955
What bullshit. Homosexuals do like traps, they just don't realize their homos. Case in point, you. If you like members of your own sex you're gay.
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>>115248779
Of course I know since it is always the same shota elf doujin these crops are from.

Fuck you /a/. Moot should make a board for gay anime shit so this board would be clean again.
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>>115257565
Yeah, plus tentacle rape and Eco being cute.
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>>115257931
The ears look aesthetically awful to me and distract me, actually ruining what could be a cute girl otherwise.
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>>115258120
You do realize that sexuality isn't a black and white dichotomy, right?
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>>115258120
I'm actually gay though, traps aren't very sexy. They look like girls.
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>>115249328
>>115249561
This
is my fetish
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>>115258120
Trapbros are usually bisexual.

Us bis want both a girly body and dick, traps provide both.
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>>115258192
Your opinion doesn't mean shit, you're a faggot. You don't get to decide what's straight. I'm a straight man and I say traps are for homos.
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>>115256789
>says no to being the bottom
Shitty self-insert.
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>>115258304
Your opinion doesn't mean shit, you're a hetfag. You don't get to decide what's gay. I'm a faggot and I say traps are for heteros.
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>>115257764
>wanting to be dominated by a guy isn't gay

Holy shit, you fags are so far gone.
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>>115258482
Traps are girls as long as they wear girly clothes, shitlord.
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>>115258290
This.
There's something about a feminine dick that really gets my mouth salivating. Just thinking about it makes my cock twitch and my asshole pucker from excitement.
>>115258482
What if I want to dominate the trap?
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>>115258514
>shitlord
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>>115258482
>a guy

girl with a penis
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>>115258344
No, they're not.
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>>115258587
Totally are.
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>>115258514
Nope.
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>brown skin white hair
>not a stupid fucking elf
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Leave it to cancerous trapfags to create /soc/ /lgbt/ circlejerks on /a/.

No wonder why they are so hated. They even make badly faked threads just to stir up shit with other people.
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>>115258612
No.
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>>115258723
Yup.

can we talk about this over a nice dutch rudder?
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>>115258706
I'm pretty sure it's the ones being argumentative for it's own sake that are the problem.
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>>115258746
Listen anon, I am a straight man, I know what's straight and what isn't. Traps are not straight because straight men would not be attracted to dick. Straight men do not like other guys. I do not like guys because I am straight. What don't you understand?
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>>115258888
And true gay men do not like women's clothing or find it attractive, they don't like men that look girly and feminine.
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>>115258888
Being attracted to traps or crossdressers is a definite sign one is not straight, at least for guys. But gay men do NOT like traps specifically because the emphasis is on femininity and feminization.
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>>115251889

not him, but thx friend
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>>115254050
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>>115258635
Are you my Master?
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>>115259142
GAOOOOO~
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>>115248561
The only show I've ever found with a tsundere elf is french
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>>115248561
>>115249328
what is this from
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>>115260672
You think you're fucking funny?
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>>115249328
Why can't you be a girl dammit?
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>>115259142
Dragon girls are the best.
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>>115260752
Girls are gross, they have cooties and shit.
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>>115260752
I could pretend to be girl for you, anon.
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>>115260742
No sir for I do not lurk here and would like ot know what this is from thank you.
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>>115260803
>not just being yourself
0/10 would not awkwardly grope.
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>>115260849
I can do that too. I just want to make anon happy.
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>>115260782
Faggot.
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Can we get back to elves?
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>>115260890
That's gay, anon.
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>>115260992
Yeah but I can't help it. Thinking about doing nice things for anons like cooking them yummy food and cuddling with them while they watch anime makes me feel fuzzy and warm.
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>>115260672
come n someone tell me I want to go to bed already but need a quick fix
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Is this what elf threads are going to be like from now on?
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>>115261163
No, read the fucming thread.
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God bless chocolate.
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help
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>>115261163
Here you go buddy.
http://exhentai.org/g/743968/e30bf1df2d/
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>>115261293
>dark skin
>white hair

Perfect.
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>>115260945
sweet, sweet elf girls

their only flaw is that they are too optimized for breeding
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>>115261293
Too brown for my taste,
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>>115261403
It can't be helped.
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>>115261436
Alright I'm going to bed, I suddenly got very depressed that I'll never have an elf wife after posting that image.
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>>115261565
don't give up anon, you'll find your elfu someday
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>>115261565
>>115262153
No you won't. You will grow old and lonely, never seeing the elf girl of your dreams except when you close your eyes to sleep at night.
You will die all by yourself, the last thought to pass through your head is that you never got the chance to kiss her soft lips
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>>115262395
>vaderwaifu.jpg
>>
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Chocolate elf best elf.
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>>115256392
Alright, I think I'm going to pick this back up. I kinda forgot about its existence since I had a shit ton of other shows to watch.
Any reason to get the BDs?
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>>115261303
Just lay down and accept it. You'll never outrun them, especially not in the woods. If you insist on running, go for the ears when she catches you.
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>>115264484
The best way to survive an elf attack is to immediately attempt to rape them
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>>115248875
Remove treehuggers from the premises.
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>>115264700
Generally true, but once they've started the hunt you'll never be rid of them.
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>>115265303
That's actually sort of true.

If you fall in love with an elf, she'll love you forever. Literally.
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>>115256668
Why can't wyrms be more demonic like most of this picture rather than having rotting flesh? I fucking hate the rot.
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>>115265667
But wyrms are snakedragons.
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>>115265490
At least as far as a human is concerned anyway. They aren't all bad at least.
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>>115265710
I thought wyrms were undead dragons resurrected by dark forces and made stronger by it. Son of a bitch.
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>>115265973
At least you know the difference now.
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>>115251570
Can you imagine how filthy this would be if it was a trap?

>My cock would explode
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What's with these faggots starting elf threads with traps and shotas.
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>>115266602
>it is a trap

oh shit! oh snap!

>they need to work on the bulge
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Would you make him pregnant?
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>>115266831
by the power of the gods and the will of my ancestors, I would
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I never knew /a/ and /tg/ where so similiar.
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>>115267192
Good thing I looked at the tags or you would have upset me more. Fuck off.
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>>115267222
lol pussy
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>>115266950
/tg/ is just /a/ with 100% less craving for girl dicks and boy pussy.
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cute cute
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>>115262395
;_;

please kill me I don't want to live if it's without my elven waifu
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>>115267440
>tfw no mischievous Deedlit to have adventures with
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>>115248561
>doujin looks good
>traps
Into the trash.
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>>115254902
link to lewd vanilla Nowi and u has deal
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>>115264875
pelinal pls
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>You will never life in the woods together with your trap elf-waifu.
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>>115267192
>>115267222
The scat and vomit shit is right at the very end and isn't part of the main story.
The rest of the book is fucking incredible.
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>>115268576
Fuck off.
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>>115253344
Yeah, /tg/ as a board pretty much died in, uh, 2011 I think, when a shitty mod destroyed it and chased away most older posters. moot did eventually get rid of that asshole, but it was too late. Board still hasn't recovered from him, and probably never will. /tg/ now is barely above /co/ in quality.
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>>115251570
>99.2%
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>>115266950
Elf threads are pretty universal, but there is one MAJOR difference between the attitudes on the two boards.

/a/ generally likes it's Elf rape, but it's common knowledge on /tg/ that it isn't rape if it's an Elf.

>>115269012
While I definately wouldn't go that far (/co/ is fucking awful) the complete saturation of the board with bad Quest Threads really made it take a turn for the worse. Still, when actual discussion gets rolling it's not that bad, and at least there's no constant shitty 'mastermind.jpg' threads anymore.
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>>115269191
elf rape a shit

elf love a best
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>>115261403

No they aren't. If they were, the world would be full of them given their long lifespans, but elves are a minority in nearly every fantasy setting.

They're probably only fertile once a decade or something.
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>>115267192
This is the best Meme doujin ever. More when?
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>>115262904
Yes, more nipples.
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>>115249328

http://exhentai.org/g/713204/69f8e2f55f/

spoonfeeding newfags because I feel like it, take a chance, will not happen next time
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>>115266686
They're trying to merge into elf threads, and it's working.
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>>115269803
I completely agree, I just wish more people did too.
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>>115248875
GARITHOS WAS RIGHT.
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Best elf.

Too bad the series was complete wank. Not in a good way, either.
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What's your favorite type of elf /a/? Do you like them with breasts or a flat chests? Do you like their ears long or short? Pointing up or to the sides?
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>>115270160
We don't need anyone else anon.

It's you and me, versus the world.
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>>115270455
DFC > all
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>>115248561
If op's series ever gets animated it will be more known then Boku no Pico
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>>115270565
I dunno. Hentai OVAs these days are really poorly animated.
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>>115270565
>Animating those elves
>Not these.
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>>115270635
Or these
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>>115270635
Source, please.
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>>115270749
Google
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>>115271324
Gives fucking nothing but 4chan results. If that worked, I wouldn't be asking you.

And no, screencapping YOUR results doesn't mean they'll be MY results. Google likes to 'personalize' search results, remember?
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>>115254417
i love bbq'd dragons
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elves the pinnacle of rape
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>>115248561
Why is mysterymeat3 so based

what a god
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>>115271479
>google stole the results
yeah no
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>>115258888
>straight men would not be attracted to dick
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>>115248561
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>>115271713
Just give me the fucking source.
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>>115270455
'Just right' size is best.
Long is best for nibbling and teasing.
Pointing up is classier, I think.
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>>115271808
it's 2nd result on google you cancerous newfag
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>>115272108
It's not.
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>>115271801
miracle of the universe
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>>115248875
>>115270306
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>>115272108
Go on, tell me which one of these is the result I'm looking for, you moron.

See >>115271479
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>>115272246
http://pururin.com/gallery/12001/ibunkakouryuu-2.html

faggot
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>>115272806
Thank you. Do you understand that an entire hour has passed? You could have just gave me the source in the first place. It's not my fault that exlinks is busted, and it's not my fault that google is shitty about showing proper results.
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>>115272947
Perhaps you'd have had more luck if you'd actually searched the image, not just the thumbnail.
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>>115273070
I tried both.
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Elves are dangerous, just look at this killing machine.
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>ufufu
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>>115254050
Japan truly is the world of wonders, where everything can be cute.
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>>115275140
Niggers cant be cute
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>>115276035
People seem to like dark elves for whatever reason.
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>>115276052
Dark elves aren't black people, they just have dark skin.
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>>115274062
Gotta be careful.
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>>115276079
and black people are people with dark skin
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>>115253000
that's what you think
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>>115251570
What in the fucking world is this?
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You find an elf resting near a river in a forest.
What do you do?
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>>115276471
Say hello.
Go on my way.
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>>115276471
I know why you cropped that image
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>>115276471
Source on the full picture?
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>>115276554
I really like the picture aside from that one issue.
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>>115276611
nevermind. found it
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>>115276729
I can see what you mean now that I've seen the full image for myself. Man, I've really come to dislike those kinds of people over the years.
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>>115276763
Are you disappointed with what you found?
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>>115276763
post it friendo
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>>115251570
Finished fapping to this.

I wish they would not use such great character design for traps and stellar production quality on femdom.
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>>115269191
How bad is /co/ anyways? It scares me, I don't want to go there.
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>>115276800
http://archive.moe/a/thread/114340778/#114343914
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>>115276790
Nah, it's all good

>>115276800
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1331252?tags=spear+elf
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>>115276839
You're gay, next you're going to talk shit about futas, impregnation and lacation as well right?
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>>115276969
Heaven forbid somebody dare to say they dislike futa in your presence, am I right?

Fuck you.
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>>115276940
The people who draw this must be burned alive
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>>115276969
He's right though. It'd be better if they weren't traps, I have no problem with futas though.
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>>115276940
>>115277048
>all this plebs that don't understand the beauty of dicks

Disgusting.
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>>115277103
>beauty
>dicks
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>>115276206
would bang
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>>115277178
Vaginas are gross while dicks are perfect.

There's literally no way to argue this, you're fooling yourself if you think otherwise because "i-im not gay", it's not gay to admire the beauty of a good cock.
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>>115277048
Burn anyone who dares draw anything differently right?
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Knowing I'll never love an elf girl in the missionary position while holding hands and kissing after marriage makes me want to kill myself.
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>>115277260
>vaginas are gross while dicks are perfect

Please contain your gayness, dicks are gross.
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>>115271801
WHAT SCIENCE HAVE DONE!
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>>115277312
You will never get to go on adventures with her exploring a magical world full of excitement.
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>>115277432
;_;
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>>115277312
If elves exist they would be enslaved by whites, white washed, forced to pay taxes and they would be like any other whore teenager and middle aged woman you see on the streets in modern times, it wouldn't matter.
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>>115277521
Very doubtful.
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>>115277365
It's not faggotry, it's just common sense.

Vaginas smell, got worse the longer you use them, the flesh sags with age, and they bled once every month, while dicks look always beautiful when erect, rigid, with an erotic drop of precum that accentuates their beauty and a smell that invites your more lustful thouhgts.

Surely, dicks are a miracle of the universe.
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>>115277620
Fuck off, faggot. I hate homos. I really do.
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>>115277678
I'm not homo, I like girls, I just don't like vaginas.

Do you want to tell us something anon?
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>>115277503
You will never discover the secrets to eternal life and eternal youth and live together forever.
You will never have a daughter with her to dote on and carry on your shoulder.
You will never teach your elf daughter to hunt while your wife sits under a tree watching you two have fun.
You will never tell her bedtime stories about all the adventures you went on with your elf wife.
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>>115277521
These aren't orcs, anon. Now if only we could exchange all niggers for qt elves. The world would be a better place.
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>>115277521
But elves ARE white people.
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>>115277678
You sound insecure
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>>115277710
Stop it anon.
Please.
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>>115277717
Wooooooooow. Way to be a racist you fucking twat
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>>115277620
What the fuck are you talking about? This is 2D where everything is perfected.
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>>115277678
I just hate faggots, not homos.
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>>115277775
Not even 2D can make vaginas beautiful, im sorry.
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>>115277699
>>115277718
Said by the faggots.

>>115277796
Homos are faggots. There is no 'distinction' to be made. Just look at how they're infesting the thread right now.

>>115277816
>im
Kill yourself.
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>>115277759
Yeah, I'll stop. I'm actually making myself depressed.
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>>115277775
>everything is perfected

you're still imperfect
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>>115277816
>Not liking puffy vulva

Homo.
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>>115277831
Why are you so upset anon, we are just peacefully discussing why dicks are better than vaginas even in 2D.
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>>115277831
>Liking this is gay
Nevermind the fact that it's 2D
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Why are you even giving the fags attention?
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>>115277841
Then I will end it.
>you will never fall asleep holding hands with your elf wife and your half-elf daughter between you two

And I will end myself now, goodbye.
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>>115277987
I wish they would leave.
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>>115277995
Why did I have to be born in the wrong world? ;_;
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>>115278055
Yes, because telling people to leave on 4chan always helps right? Just shut up and deal with it you insecure faggot
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>People in this thread do not love their own dick
This is a sad world.
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>>115277987
There are people being wrong on the internet, I can't simply ignore them.
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>>115278172
Dicks are gross.
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>>115278096
I wonder that too anon.
I wonder that too.

Maybe this time I'll be born in the right one.
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>>115278172
I imagine them having panic attacks whenever they look down their pants
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>>115278241
Ever tried lucid dreaming dude? Maybe that works
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>there are people on /a/, on this very thread, that don't like traps

What a sad world we live in.
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>>115278294
But it's not real, anon.
And if I did I'd want to stay asleep more than I'd want to be awake.

My life would crumble. I would not be able to do anything anymore. I'd become useless.
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>>115249561
Sauce?
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>>115278385
Artist looks like Konpeto
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>>115278223
So you wanted to be a girl rather than a boy then?
Or do you seriously hate your dick?
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I want my old elf threads back, without the shotas and traps.
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>>115278444
Where it's just about raping elves?
That would be boring anon.
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>>115278355
At least wait until VR anon. Don't do it.
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>>115278355
It's not? I lazily tried it for a while. Some weird things happened.

At one point I swear I was close. It felt like I realized I was in a dream while I was dreaming, but the shock was too much that it woke me up. I think it happened two times in a row
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>>115278420
Being a 2D little girl would be best, but I'm perfectly fine the way I am. I simply don't like dicks, mine included, I see it as a tool.
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>>115278489
But it's not real anon.

It's not going to be real.
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>>115278487
I just want a nice thread about loving elves where every other post isn't about sucking cocks.
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What kind of creature is this?
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>>115278710
Anon please, it's the only thing I have left to look forward to in this world.
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Why is this thread filled with faggots.
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>>115278782
It's not a creature, it's a filthy catamite.
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>>115278749
Personally, this particular picture aroused me way more than it had any right to. 10/10 would marry and get her to give me a buttjob while wearing this.

That's a pro for dark elves, I think, nothing you can think of is too kinky for them.
However, almost everything they can think of will be too kinky for you, so it can be a con, too.

>>115278898
Me too anon.
Me too.
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>>115278906
/a/ is full of faggots at this point, there's no safe place.
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>>115278906
That's a girl right?
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>>115250313
Lulu > Lala > Lolo
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>>115278933
What creature is this?
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>>115278987
He's whatever you want anon.
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>>115278898
Woops, just remembered she's not actually an elf.
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>>115262904
Sauce? tried google no found images
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>>115279094
Dammit. This is the danger of loving flat chests.
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>>115248561
Humans are pig mon'keigh disgusting. Elves are cute. Fuck human race.
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>>115253000
>2014
>not being gay
dude
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>>115278955
Yeah, dark elves are a ton of fun. They'd make for great adventure companions.
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>>115279242
Double mon'keighs, indeed.
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>>115279253
No gays.
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>>115279056
Looks like some sort of wolfman girl.
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>>115279322
Not to say vanilla elves aren't fun either.

Just more prudish.
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>>115279799
I want to go on an adventure with a prudish high-born vanilla elf and a rough-and-tumble genki perverted dark elf.
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>can fap to futa
>can't fap to traps
Fetishes are fucking weird man.
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>>115279983
One will eventually bleed into another, just give it time. That's what happened to me.
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Maybe this is just a long dream and when I wake up I'll find myself in a magical world with elves. Right?
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>>115280155
One can only hope.
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>>115280057
Yeah, same. It started to get out of hand so I had to cut myself off from everything but vanilla until I reset. Now I'm back to futa again.
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>>115280155
Maybe we will, anon.
Maybe we will.

We won't.
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>>115279983
because traps are gay, futa is not

Dont be ashamed of not being a faggot
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>>115280310
>this whole post
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>>115248561
>mfw I somehow know he's a trap
I've never even read the doujin.
It's all your fault /a/.
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>>115280294
Well I can at least post happy elves to balance out my sorrow.
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>>115280219
>wake up one day
>see this
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>>115280310
THis got me into the trap region
http://exhentai.org/g/110683/05a10f879e/
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Hello /a/, I am /tg/. Let me tell you something. You are supposed to hate elf.
That's it. You should be angry. Angry about the elves.
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>>115280310
But traps are basically flat chested futa with balls. I can fap to flat chested futa.

I think it's the fucking balls.
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>>115280681
Does angry sex count?
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>>115280588
Let us balance it out, then.

>>115280681
Fuck off wannabe.
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>>115280601
Some god must be playing a cruel trick on me.
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>>115280681
/tg/ pls
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>Grab my hand anon! Let's go on an adventure!
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>>115280681
Angry sex is angry.
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>>115280681
But I do hate elf. That's why I want to fuck them.
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>>115248561
Its not gay if its an elf. Not rape either
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>>115280608
I got tricked by what I thought would be cute femdom. I should've known better from the title.

http://exhentai.org/g/215924/76d329e712/
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>>115280937
Now you're getting it.
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I miss the /tg/ of a few years back, when we could have elf threads and lewd drawfaggotry for 40k. When you weren't banned for having an unpopular opinion.
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Dammit, it's not fair.
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>>115281170
How long were you absent? You have warhammer wankery absolutely everywhere and drawfags are at large as well.

To have fun just wait when that faggot janitor leaves and then discuss how halberd is the best weapon, how Tom was Tolkien's biggest blunder and how all elves are mary sues to your heart's content.
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>>115281215
;_;

>>115281170
>/tg/
>elf threads
You mean roleplaying threads?
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>>115281306
But Masterwork bastard sword is best weapon.
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>>115281410
First of all, best dueling weapon is rapier, best sidearm is a saber with a handguard and THE BEST main weapon on the field is retarded love child of a poleaxe and spear, halberd, I am starting to suspect your inner /tg/.

Best range, is a pointy stick, can cut, can stab, has armor penetrating fang, can hook shields, can smash armor joints.....
It is not pictured as much as a sidearm because nobles always carried swords and civilians always carried swords, cant really go to a market/tavern with a giant pointy stick while in town....

There is a reason why from Iberian to Swiss/German mercs halberds are a main weapon and why men at arms who actually fought (as opposed to getting ransomed) always carried one.
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>>115281787
We all know who the best really were, or have you forgotten that it was cavalry, not infantry, that won the Battle of Vienna and saves the rest of Europe from the Ottomans?
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>>115281916
And with that out of my system, it's back to elves.
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>>115281977
I thought she was a dwarf or something. At least, that's what I've been told.
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>>115281787
This is wrong. Masterwork Bastard swords are the pinnacle. Its why katana users have been butthurt forever and keep proposing new stat blocks more in line with their respected killing potential.
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>>115281977
Best elf.
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>>115281977
>Elf
>Brown
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>>115282038
Mecha spider.

And dies.
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>>115282092
>1,000 year old virgin
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>>115282101
>not loving delicious heresy
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>>115282265
I love heresy chocolate
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>>115282217
my waifu
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>>115282265
>I love heresy
Son, not even dark eldars like heresy, not anymore.... and for a reason!
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Why do elf women like molesting little human shotas?
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I want an elf to love.
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>>115282478
>You will never be a shota and get molested by a drunk elf.
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>>115282323
You're waifu is pretty sexual. I'm also going to be picking up Queen's Blade now.
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>>115282528
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>>115282717
>not having cake and tea before raping your elves
Gotta have some manners, ya know?
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>>115282717
That doujin was great. I much prefer abgrund drawing girls.
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>>115282717
Never read that doujin. Does he dick the elf?
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Soon my brethern, soon
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>>115276867
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>>115282478
In human society, women prefer older men because maturity is valued in a species that dies so quickly.
In elfen society, women prefer younger men because everyone is old and they want to feel young and innocent again.
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>>115282862
Dicked her until she told him she's not leaving till she's pregnant and she considers them as good as married
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>>115282862
Repeatedly. Delicious vanilla too.

Title is Stop, you intend to rape me just like in an ero dojin
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>>115282862
Nah, he just hugs her.
Of course he dicks her, and he dicks her hard.
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>>115282974
>he just hugs her.
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>>115282704
She's cute.
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What would be a perfect elf for you, /a/?
Hair color? Length of ears? Skin and eye color? Personality type? Body type? Origin?
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>>115283045
I want to be a cute elven girl and get dicked hard by an elven knight and then marry him.
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>>115283150
So many to choose from...
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>>115282877
>centuries later, aliens arrive at earth
>they see a world filled with humans in VR
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>>115283150
any elf, mostly because they have standards that the average human doesnt have
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>>115283150
Silver, long and drooped down (gets horny if you rub them), delicious brown and purple, tsundere but loyal and secretly wants the D, I dunno.
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>still no Amazon Chieftess x shota elf
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>>115283150
>Blonde
>About 15cm, horizontal ears
>White and blue eye
>Severe and serious, warm and caring when she loves me
>slender but curvy
>wood elf clean though
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>>115248875
>The only good non-human is a dead non-human
Words to live by.
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>>115283311
If the Amazon is a futa, sure.
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>>115283150
Twilight Princess Zelda, the best version
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>>115283167
>Not a manly but shy human farmer with a 14 inch dick.
What a shitty taste.

Next you will tell me you don't want him to carry you around he house when he comes come and hiss you in the forehead.
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>>115283150
A short dark elf tomboy with body type of pic related and a carefree attitude and somewhat competitive. Red eyes and medium length ears that point up. She'd have short hair, or maybe a pony tail. Bonus points if she has a height complex and gets fussy when I call her shorty or pat her head.
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>>115283418
But how else is the amazon supposed to have an hier?
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>>115283357
The only good elf is a dead elf. The only thing better than a dead elf is a dying elf that tells you where their friends are.
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>>115283495
>implying male elves can't get pregnant
They're just like seahorses.
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>go to he/a/ven
>watch anime in your heavenly neet basement while cuddling your elven waifu
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>>115283150
Blonde is classier, but silver is more exotic. The latter I guess.
Sideways with a bit of elevation.
Aquamarine blue, or viridian green.
Mischievous happy-go-lucky.
Slightly fit.
Wood elves are the genki'est, so those.
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>>115283535

but thats not an elf thats a dwarf
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>>115283673
Perfect butt
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>>115283547
Yeah /a/non, do it.
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>>115283453
Oh but I'd want to go on adventures with him anon. I wouldn't want to be a fragile elven maiden. I want to hunt and battle, a farmer just can't do those, he's too tied down.

Besides if it's an elf male, then he kinda looks like a girl, so I don't feel so gay right now.
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>>115283673
Not this time. I know what's on the other side of that amazing ass.
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>>115283495
he is the heir, that's how it starts.

>Futa amazon milf finds cute shota elf
>Trains him and give him some magic liquids
>With time and training Shota elf grows up as futa elf
>Becomes Futa elf amazon chief when she's old enough.

by Uno Makoto.
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>Thread has reached its sunset
It was good loving elves with you all
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>>115283746
>tfw I dont know the ritual to reach he/a/ven yet
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>>115283547
>>115283746
>>115283809
Just grab her hand.
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>>115283752
>Not this time. I know what's on the other side of that amazing ass.
And why would you still care after that?
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>>115283775
I love these threads when people are nice and love elves.

I love them so much /a/, I don't know what to do.
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>>115283942
You know what to do.
>>115283865
>>115283746
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>>115284035
B-but I can't. I can't anon.

Help me, please.
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>>115283923
Cause I lead my dick, not the other way around.
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>>115284120
>Cause I lead my dick, not the other way around.
You may just aswell put it into a chastity belt
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>>115283752
I don't know man.

Dick or not, I'd slam that ass pronebone until his buttcheeks are red from my crotch spanking them.
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>>115283673
Those nips could probably poke somebody's eye out.

>>115283752
If the ass is amazing, does it really matter? A hole's a hole.
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>>115284172
You shouldn't give in to debauchery anon.
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>>115284036
would impregnate/10
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>>115284203
I would too, but that's a slippery slope.
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>>115284312
I don't get you anon.

If you like it, if it's cute, if it loves you, if you love it, if it makes your dick hard, why not?

I've always thought the correct way wasn't loving someone because he or she is a man or a woman, rather, loving someone because how he or she is, how he or she acts, if he or she makes your pants tight, if he or she makes your heart beat and your mind run with lovely thoughts.

If it checks them all, then why not?
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>>115284203
This nigga knows what's up.
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>>115284426
because im not a faggot
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>>115283535
>Muramasa
>elf
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>>115284457
>because im not a faggot
Your penis says otherwise
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>>115284426
I suppose, as long as I don't see the dick though.
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>>115284559
It's okay, you'll want it eventually.
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>>115279983
I only managed vanilla 10 years ago but now I've conquered everything, almost.
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>>115251570
Source please. Google isn't giving me shit.
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>>115284648
I don't think so.
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>>115284787
Read the filename newfriend
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>All these disgusting elf lovers ITT
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>>115284870
>m-muh beard
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>>115284865
Never mind, I found it.
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>>115284870
I don't see anyone else bringing anything to the table.
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>>115282877
I just want a simulation where I AM the elf, i want to view myself sitting in front of a mirror touching my tender body, or watching myself in a mirror having my body be touched by another beautiful elf.
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>>115285210
Fucking whore.
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>>115285210
Me too.

Maybe when VR comes up we can organize something up.
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>>115285210
Sounds like fub
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>>115285210
>I just want a simulation where I AM the elf, i want to view myself sitting in front of a mirror touching my tender body, or watching myself in a mirror having my body be touched by another beautiful elf.
Pitch the idea to /d/ (yes, there are non-futa threads, just filter with the catalog), they actually have been doing quite interesting things with the CYOA engine Twine, it shouldn't be too hard to write a story where you are an elf and have several outcomes where you get captured (or capture men to satiate your lusts)
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>>115285532
>get captured

But I don't want that, I just want tender slow vanilla sensual, almost elegant lovemaking with another cute elf girl.

/d/ won't like that.
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Goodbye my friend, will I ever love again?
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Last post for Dark Elves are shit
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>>115285889
Dark elves are love



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