Are elves the pinnacle of cute?
Go away, male elves are shit.
>knowing that he's male
I only read it for the story.
Elves are love. Elves are light. Elves are life.
That's clearly a male elf, though.
>not a single orc in sight
>still wearing clothing
He's easily the most masculine elf I've ever seen.
An elf can never love a human
Why is La La so best?
Got you back m800000
Lala is for tender loving.
Lolo is for hardcore assfucking and bullying.
Lulu is for the rape dungeon.
Elves are shit!
>You will never chew on a elf trap's ears
I'm a LuLu fan myself>>115249675
Are these threads even really about elves? Or are they just a way to get past the shota ban?
According to the rules you must throw a D20 and if it's 10 or less you'll defend to the death that it's about elves, if it's more you'll complain about it being about shotas.
Stealth ERP thread.
What's the source of this?
Alright, I guess it is about elves.
Am I the only one who thinks D20 are retarded? The middle values shouldn't happen as often as the extremes, 3D6 makes way more sense as it introduces a relatively steep normal distribution that makes a 3 or an 18 highly unlikely, while an 7-11 is that you'll get most of the time. Critical successes and failures should be wide outliers.
I like it when the dice hit the table.
I'm interested in elves. Where do I find one to bear my children?
i wish there were more elf doujins without rape
I'd say magical boys are.
You will need
>a forest, any will do
>be faceless, an evil smirk max
>a mighty japanese aphrodisiac purified over a 1000 thousand times
That's it, go out there and make us proud.
is that elf a lolo?
1. Read the thread, wherein the names of three characters can be found, as well as their race.
2. Google it.
3. Shoot yourself.
Fuck those videos for confusing my sexuality.
Here you go friend
The author is nagi ichi
Time to play Warcraft III again.
>The middle values shouldn't happen as often as the extremes
Not even a fucking elf.
Yeah, that's why I don't roll D20, I always go with 7d2 instead
In terms of an RPG, you should be getting medium numbers most often. Very under-powered and high-damage attacks should be rarer, for example.
Fuck, I meant it the other way around, he middle values should happen far more often than the extremes, to make average hits more likely than critical successes and failiures
Fuck I watched that about 10 times, time to fap
>In terms of an RPG, you should be getting medium numbers most often
>Very under-powered and high-damage attacks should be rarer, for example.
It's stupid because the system is already built and balanced around a type of roll. You will get the kind of damage output the designers wanted you to get. If they want half your attacks to be criticals and the other half botches, that's how the game will work.
I see breasts. Also that looks very painful.
>I always go with 7d2 instead
For fuck's sake, just throw one dice.
Alright, I'll throw one dice. Just let me wash down this slices of pizza with a bottles of Pepsi, playing Dungeon and Dragon is hard works.
Which is why most systems use multiple dice for those types of rolls. Dice with lots of sides are usually only used in special cases.
I don't really know why
brought it up in the first place, since in this context, it's a 50/50 chance no matter how you roll it.
For the record I think there is some merit in having a more constant damage output in general, but complaining about the type of dice used is putting the cart before the oxen.
this is not the face of pain
A d20 is just a less granular version of the most logical option, the percentile die (d100). Everything just works in chunks of 5%.
Fuck, these videos always the hottest thing in the universe, no matter how much I watch them
A rigid object that long shoved up your ass would tear through your intestinal lining, the intestine makes a sharp turn after the rectum. The globs of blood waterfalling out his ass are missing
Eh, not really; the EV is the same in both cases - 10.5 - but the distribution is different. With 3d6 you more consistently get middle-of-the-road output.
That makes sense when it's used that way, but the D20 systems have burdened the poor D20 with too much.
I have fapped to this studios stuff like crazy, it just never gets old for me.
Stop ruining the lewd
Magical nanomachines, son.
It's a magical boypussy arrow. Stop over thinking.
Can't wait for episode 2, she will become a magical pig slut.
You're assuming it's a rigid object while sheathed inside the rectum, which isn't predicated on any given observations - merely that it is rigid afterwards.
Do you, likewise, observe uncooked spaghetti and write it off as inedibly brittle and solid? Please refrain from such unscientific assertations.
Sasuga fags, you've succeeded in ruining elf threads.
Nigga, it's magic; ain't gotta 'splain shit.
I just watched this yesterday. Way more "plot" than other Mimia Cute productions. While still fantastic, definitely not my favorite since its like an hour long and the best scenes are in the latter 15-20 minutes.
>most systems use multiple dice for those types of rolls.
Like what? D20 is D20, Storyteller system rolls several D10 separately against a difficulty and counts the successes with the 1s subtracting successes and 10s exploding, WH40k RPGs rolls on D100 for the skill test and then one or more D10s (usually modified) for damage etc.
>implying you didn't jack off furiously to that shit
I know I did, and I'm not even gay
Bitch, I snack on uncooked spaghetti. Get on my level.
This, so much tentacle isn't fun when you aren't interested in tentacles.
Well, that's what I meant by more constant. "More reliable" would have been a better way to put it maybe.
Fuck off, dices are SERIOUS BUSINESS.
>I masturbated to a man having sex with boys
>I'm not even gay
It's all because you're taking too long to roll for anal circumference.
We can have the elf thread if you contriboot. But you don't.
>it's a word
>it means an assertion
Daily reminder that /tg/ are actually the elves.
Holy fuck new MiMiA Cute, why did no one tell me.
>/tg/ is the best board on 4chan, and even moot has said this
Must have been a long time.
Animu elves are uguu cute XD
Western elves are "hurr we're fucking idiots who look like fags"
Correct elves are the toughest shit
I was referring to the actual fags.
I prefer to lurk, but this thread is all about shota elves.
Okay, time to make this thread about elves again instead of gay.
i've wanted to anally rape /tg/ all this time and i had no idea.
does anyone have a torrent of this
typing with my dick is hard
Check your expectations at the door. It's still good, but it's sorta a departure from their earlier work. Also, it's really fucking long.
"let me go you pig!"
In that case, you're wrong.
>instead of gay
Why not both?
>implying it's gay if it's an elf
Her ears aren't even visible, she might as well be human.
Fine. Happy now?
"Shush. I'm Anon, and I'm here to save you BEFORE you get raped. Follow me and I'll take you home."
What is it with elves and those ugly ear rings? They look like something a gay nigger pirate would wear.
And the you rape her after getting her hopes up. Genius!
I know you're joking, but having just come out of a cringe thread, I'll have you know I'm painfully grinding my teeth at this post.
It's not rape with her consent.
You are going to give me thank you sex right?
>not using 4d6-4
Pierced ears makes you an outcast of the elf population.
Why are male elves so great?
On what board? I don't see one in our catalog
They're tags from the slavers.
Anything can be made cute, even dragons.
Who's that Pokemon?
Recuesting op's pic source
I DEMAND cute vanilla elf love.
Come on, move it, I do't have all day.
You need to read more doujins. 2D anatomy is superior in flexibility to 3D. Just look at all the stomach_bulge tags.
IT"S A TRAP
DON"T GO PAST PAGE 14
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
I love dragons.
>implying things weren't improved with the dick
Are you gay?
read the tags, m8
I think he's talking about the tittymonster starting on p15
now I like tits and even that bothers me; they must be soooo saggy
Yes, some of us are vanilla-liking faggots, so what?
I really, really wish that vanilla had a tag. I have a hard time finding good vanilla tales, and they're always my favorite.
That's fucking magical.
just filter out the worst tags you don't like
she was great. for one episode. then she started to talk.
no, it's magical fucking
>Lolo has the fattest ass
>just filter out the worst tags you don't like
Every time I try I just find another tag I didn't even think to filter. It's a never ending battle.
It's been debated many times, but nobody can seem to conclusively agree on what vanilla is.
H-hey guys, can I join too?
>but nobody can seem to conclusively agree on what vanilla is.
true, yuri sometimes is very vanilla in their relationship dynamics. and even some incest has them act very lovey-dovey and all that.
lolo a shit
Do you plan on feeding her eggs too?
>It's been debated many times, but nobody can seem to conclusively agree on what vanilla is.
Honestly I'd just say consensual sex that's happy throughout. The rest can be ignored based on tastes.
Sure, I have a leathery sack with 2 eggs in them that she can eat. She'll have to close her eyes though
blue> brown> white
>save you before you get raped
There is more than one way to read that.
You're the gay one.
Why do so many people not like Lala? I guess I can see the appeal of Brown but Blue is more annoying than hot for me. I don't have that kind of sex drive.
>Read 2 shota elf doujins
How should i feel about this ?
Be happy, you're not a fag.
because he is the personification of the word generic
What are you, a faggot?
Blue is Konata
Brown is Buttercup
White is any moeblob character ever
ur gay m8
Male tsundere has also been done over and over again by trap artists.
>Implying he isn't
he I the "perfect" character the author has a stiffy for it
he a shit
No, google doesn't help and I don't recognize the artist amongst hundreds; now don't be a reactionary faggot and give me the sauce.
Best dragon coming through.
What about dragon boys?
can someone hook a nigga up with some delicious brown boy doujins
Are you prepared to accept what lies ahead?
Also best Kugimiya tsunloli.
I wanted to watch this, but the zombie dragon tentacle rape was too much.
Why must you make everything gay?
I have no idea what you said, but moeblob doesn't mean "acts perfect." It's a stupid insult and I bet you say "moeshit" without joking too, but if you're going to use it at all use it better.
It's not gay if it's cute or not human
Is the author doing CGs for a nukige or something? I haven't scene any new releases from her for a long time.
Eh? I think you've made a mistake.
He's got a point. If it's cute and feminine enough, I'll fap.
Well then we're in agreement since boys can't be cute.
She was cute, but I had to drop the show on the last episode when they suddenly made her tsundere.
I like tsunderes, but you don't just fuck around the characterisation like that. Fuck.
You've made the right decision.
>me when I did the same thing
Why do you lie /a/non?
Why must you refuse to accept the superiority of little boys?
Did someone say tentacle rape
I am curious
wow, that loli is THIRSTY
Here, have a favorite.
I'll never accept boys.
Where is the one where she's naked and crawls into his bed?
Those aren't elves.
Here you go.
Why are fuccbois so lovable?
Bless you anon. Is this stuff frequent in the anime?
One of those is a girl and the other is a female pig. What are you talking about?
as long as it's male dominance it isn't gay.
>Implying trap 'femdom' is gay
That glorious translation.
Anon please just accept that you are a raging homosexual, it's honestly not that bad.
Define trap 'femdom'.
S-source? The image brings up nothing on google or saucenao.
But I'm not interested in men that actually look like men.
You are too stupid.
Like typical femdom, but with traps dominating instead of a girl. Girls dominating traps is already clearly not gay.
MAYBE IF YOU COULD LOOK THROUGH THE FUCKING THREAD YOU'D FIND IT YOU GODDAMN RETARD
How can anyone fap to all of that material
doesn't mean I've stopped trying
I sure as hell did. As a journeyman of the fascinating world of traps, it's a very good series.
Elves are just human with long ears. Unless you have ears fetish its completely pointless
Nope, don't watch it, Seikoku no Dragonar is a piece of trash. Don't be fooled.
Actual homosexuals don't fap to traps.
What?! What the hell is your problem? It's completely different, how can't you see that?
But they're the same girl.
What bullshit. Homosexuals do like traps, they just don't realize their homos. Case in point, you. If you like members of your own sex you're gay.
Of course I know since it is always the same shota elf doujin these crops are from.
Fuck you /a/. Moot should make a board for gay anime shit so this board would be clean again.
Yeah, plus tentacle rape and Eco being cute.
The ears look aesthetically awful to me and distract me, actually ruining what could be a cute girl otherwise.
You do realize that sexuality isn't a black and white dichotomy, right?
I'm actually gay though, traps aren't very sexy. They look like girls.
is my fetish
Trapbros are usually bisexual.
Us bis want both a girly body and dick, traps provide both.
Your opinion doesn't mean shit, you're a faggot. You don't get to decide what's straight. I'm a straight man and I say traps are for homos.
>says no to being the bottom
Your opinion doesn't mean shit, you're a hetfag. You don't get to decide what's gay. I'm a faggot and I say traps are for heteros.
>wanting to be dominated by a guy isn't gay
Holy shit, you fags are so far gone.
Traps are girls as long as they wear girly clothes, shitlord.
There's something about a feminine dick that really gets my mouth salivating. Just thinking about it makes my cock twitch and my asshole pucker from excitement.
What if I want to dominate the trap?
girl with a penis
No, they're not.
What is /a/ so gay for traps?
>brown skin white hair
>not a stupid fucking elf
Leave it to cancerous trapfags to create /soc/ /lgbt/ circlejerks on /a/.
No wonder why they are so hated. They even make badly faked threads just to stir up shit with other people.
can we talk about this over a nice dutch rudder?
I'm pretty sure it's the ones being argumentative for it's own sake that are the problem.
Listen anon, I am a straight man, I know what's straight and what isn't. Traps are not straight because straight men would not be attracted to dick. Straight men do not like other guys. I do not like guys because I am straight. What don't you understand?
And true gay men do not like women's clothing or find it attractive, they don't like men that look girly and feminine.
Being attracted to traps or crossdressers is a definite sign one is not straight, at least for guys. But gay men do NOT like traps specifically because the emphasis is on femininity and feminization.
not him, but thx friend
Are you my Master?
The only show I've ever found with a tsundere elf is french
what is this from
You think you're fucking funny?
Why can't you be a girl dammit?
Dragon girls are the best.
Girls are gross, they have cooties and shit.
I could pretend to be girl for you, anon.
No sir for I do not lurk here and would like ot know what this is from thank you.
>not just being yourself
0/10 would not awkwardly grope.
I can do that too. I just want to make anon happy.
Can we get back to elves?
That's gay, anon.
Yeah but I can't help it. Thinking about doing nice things for anons like cooking them yummy food and cuddling with them while they watch anime makes me feel fuzzy and warm.
come n someone tell me I want to go to bed already but need a quick fix
Is this what elf threads are going to be like from now on?
No, read the fucming thread.
God bless chocolate.
Here you go buddy.
sweet, sweet elf girls
their only flaw is that they are too optimized for breeding
Too brown for my taste,
It can't be helped.
Alright I'm going to bed, I suddenly got very depressed that I'll never have an elf wife after posting that image.
don't give up anon, you'll find your elfu someday
No you won't. You will grow old and lonely, never seeing the elf girl of your dreams except when you close your eyes to sleep at night.
You will die all by yourself, the last thought to pass through your head is that you never got the chance to kiss her soft lips
Chocolate elf best elf.
Alright, I think I'm going to pick this back up. I kinda forgot about its existence since I had a shit ton of other shows to watch.
Any reason to get the BDs?
Just lay down and accept it. You'll never outrun them, especially not in the woods. If you insist on running, go for the ears when she catches you.
The best way to survive an elf attack is to immediately attempt to rape them
Remove treehuggers from the premises.
Generally true, but once they've started the hunt you'll never be rid of them.
That's actually sort of true.
If you fall in love with an elf, she'll love you forever. Literally.
Why can't wyrms be more demonic like most of this picture rather than having rotting flesh? I fucking hate the rot.
But wyrms are snakedragons.
At least as far as a human is concerned anyway. They aren't all bad at least.
I thought wyrms were undead dragons resurrected by dark forces and made stronger by it. Son of a bitch.
At least you know the difference now.
Can you imagine how filthy this would be if it was a trap?
>My cock would explode
What's with these faggots starting elf threads with traps and shotas.
>it is a trap
oh shit! oh snap!
>they need to work on the bulge
Would you make him pregnant?
by the power of the gods and the will of my ancestors, I would
I never knew /a/ and /tg/ where so similiar.
Good thing I looked at the tags or you would have upset me more. Fuck off.
/tg/ is just /a/ with 100% less craving for girl dicks and boy pussy.
please kill me I don't want to live if it's without my elven waifu
>tfw no mischievous Deedlit to have adventures with
>doujin looks good
Into the trash.
link to lewd vanilla Nowi and u has deal
>You will never life in the woods together with your trap elf-waifu.
The scat and vomit shit is right at the very end and isn't part of the main story.
The rest of the book is fucking incredible.
Yeah, /tg/ as a board pretty much died in, uh, 2011 I think, when a shitty mod destroyed it and chased away most older posters. moot did eventually get rid of that asshole, but it was too late. Board still hasn't recovered from him, and probably never will. /tg/ now is barely above /co/ in quality.
Elf threads are pretty universal, but there is one MAJOR difference between the attitudes on the two boards.
/a/ generally likes it's Elf rape, but it's common knowledge on /tg/ that it isn't rape if it's an Elf.
While I definately wouldn't go that far (/co/ is fucking awful) the complete saturation of the board with bad Quest Threads really made it take a turn for the worse. Still, when actual discussion gets rolling it's not that bad, and at least there's no constant shitty 'mastermind.jpg' threads anymore.
elf rape a shit
elf love a best
No they aren't. If they were, the world would be full of them given their long lifespans, but elves are a minority in nearly every fantasy setting.
They're probably only fertile once a decade or something.
This is the best Meme doujin ever. More when?
Yes, more nipples.
spoonfeeding newfags because I feel like it, take a chance, will not happen next time
They're trying to merge into elf threads, and it's working.
I completely agree, I just wish more people did too.
GARITHOS WAS RIGHT.
Too bad the series was complete wank. Not in a good way, either.
What's your favorite type of elf /a/? Do you like them with breasts or a flat chests? Do you like their ears long or short? Pointing up or to the sides?
We don't need anyone else anon.
It's you and me, versus the world.
DFC > all
If op's series ever gets animated it will be more known then Boku no Pico
I dunno. Hentai OVAs these days are really poorly animated.
>Animating those elves
Gives fucking nothing but 4chan results. If that worked, I wouldn't be asking you.
And no, screencapping YOUR results doesn't mean they'll be MY results. Google likes to 'personalize' search results, remember?
i love bbq'd dragons
elves the pinnacle of rape
Why is mysterymeat3 so based
what a god
>google stole the results
>straight men would not be attracted to dick
Just give me the fucking source.
'Just right' size is best.
Long is best for nibbling and teasing.
Pointing up is classier, I think.
it's 2nd result on google you cancerous newfag
miracle of the universe
Go on, tell me which one of these is the result I'm looking for, you moron.
Thank you. Do you understand that an entire hour has passed? You could have just gave me the source in the first place. It's not my fault that exlinks is busted, and it's not my fault that google is shitty about showing proper results.
Perhaps you'd have had more luck if you'd actually searched the image, not just the thumbnail.
I tried both.
Elves are dangerous, just look at this killing machine.
Japan truly is the world of wonders, where everything can be cute.
Niggers cant be cute
People seem to like dark elves for whatever reason.
Dark elves aren't black people, they just have dark skin.
Gotta be careful.
and black people are people with dark skin
that's what you think
What in the fucking world is this?
You find an elf resting near a river in a forest.
What do you do?
Go on my way.
I know why you cropped that image
Source on the full picture?
I really like the picture aside from that one issue.
nevermind. found it
I can see what you mean now that I've seen the full image for myself. Man, I've really come to dislike those kinds of people over the years.
Are you disappointed with what you found?
post it friendo
Finished fapping to this.
I wish they would not use such great character design for traps and stellar production quality on femdom.
How bad is /co/ anyways? It scares me, I don't want to go there.
Nah, it's all good
You're gay, next you're going to talk shit about futas, impregnation and lacation as well right?
Heaven forbid somebody dare to say they dislike futa in your presence, am I right?
The people who draw this must be burned alive
He's right though. It'd be better if they weren't traps, I have no problem with futas though.
>all this plebs that don't understand the beauty of dicks
Vaginas are gross while dicks are perfect.
There's literally no way to argue this, you're fooling yourself if you think otherwise because "i-im not gay", it's not gay to admire the beauty of a good cock.
Burn anyone who dares draw anything differently right?
Knowing I'll never love an elf girl in the missionary position while holding hands and kissing after marriage makes me want to kill myself.
>vaginas are gross while dicks are perfect
Please contain your gayness, dicks are gross.
WHAT SCIENCE HAVE DONE!
You will never get to go on adventures with her exploring a magical world full of excitement.
If elves exist they would be enslaved by whites, white washed, forced to pay taxes and they would be like any other whore teenager and middle aged woman you see on the streets in modern times, it wouldn't matter.
It's not faggotry, it's just common sense.
Vaginas smell, got worse the longer you use them, the flesh sags with age, and they bled once every month, while dicks look always beautiful when erect, rigid, with an erotic drop of precum that accentuates their beauty and a smell that invites your more lustful thouhgts.
Surely, dicks are a miracle of the universe.
Fuck off, faggot. I hate homos. I really do.
I'm not homo, I like girls, I just don't like vaginas.
Do you want to tell us something anon?
You will never discover the secrets to eternal life and eternal youth and live together forever.
You will never have a daughter with her to dote on and carry on your shoulder.
You will never teach your elf daughter to hunt while your wife sits under a tree watching you two have fun.
You will never tell her bedtime stories about all the adventures you went on with your elf wife.
These aren't orcs, anon. Now if only we could exchange all niggers for qt elves. The world would be a better place.
But elves ARE white people.
You sound insecure
Stop it anon.
Wooooooooow. Way to be a racist you fucking twat
What the fuck are you talking about? This is 2D where everything is perfected.
I just hate faggots, not homos.
Not even 2D can make vaginas beautiful, im sorry.
Said by the faggots.
Homos are faggots. There is no 'distinction' to be made. Just look at how they're infesting the thread right now.
Yeah, I'll stop. I'm actually making myself depressed.
>everything is perfected
you're still imperfect
>Not liking puffy vulva
Why are you so upset anon, we are just peacefully discussing why dicks are better than vaginas even in 2D.
>Liking this is gay
Nevermind the fact that it's 2D
Why are you even giving the fags attention?
Then I will end it.
>you will never fall asleep holding hands with your elf wife and your half-elf daughter between you two
And I will end myself now, goodbye.
I wish they would leave.
Why did I have to be born in the wrong world? ;_;
Yes, because telling people to leave on 4chan always helps right? Just shut up and deal with it you insecure faggot
>People in this thread do not love their own dick
This is a sad world.
There are people being wrong on the internet, I can't simply ignore them.
Dicks are gross.
I wonder that too anon.
I wonder that too.
Maybe this time I'll be born in the right one.
I imagine them having panic attacks whenever they look down their pants
Ever tried lucid dreaming dude? Maybe that works
>there are people on /a/, on this very thread, that don't like traps
What a sad world we live in.
But it's not real, anon.
And if I did I'd want to stay asleep more than I'd want to be awake.
My life would crumble. I would not be able to do anything anymore. I'd become useless.
Artist looks like Konpeto
So you wanted to be a girl rather than a boy then?
Or do you seriously hate your dick?
I want my old elf threads back, without the shotas and traps.
Where it's just about raping elves?
That would be boring anon.
At least wait until VR anon. Don't do it.
It's not? I lazily tried it for a while. Some weird things happened.
At one point I swear I was close. It felt like I realized I was in a dream while I was dreaming, but the shock was too much that it woke me up. I think it happened two times in a row
Being a 2D little girl would be best, but I'm perfectly fine the way I am. I simply don't like dicks, mine included, I see it as a tool.
But it's not real anon.
It's not going to be real.
I just want a nice thread about loving elves where every other post isn't about sucking cocks.
What kind of creature is this?
Anon please, it's the only thing I have left to look forward to in this world.
Why is this thread filled with faggots.
It's not a creature, it's a filthy catamite.
Personally, this particular picture aroused me way more than it had any right to. 10/10 would marry and get her to give me a buttjob while wearing this.
That's a pro for dark elves, I think, nothing you can think of is too kinky for them.
However, almost everything they can think of will be too kinky for you, so it can be a con, too.
Me too anon.
/a/ is full of faggots at this point, there's no safe place.
That's a girl right?
Lulu > Lala > Lolo
What creature is this?
He's whatever you want anon.
Woops, just remembered she's not actually an elf.
Sauce? tried google no found images
Dammit. This is the danger of loving flat chests.
Humans are pig mon'keigh disgusting. Elves are cute. Fuck human race.
>not being gay
Yeah, dark elves are a ton of fun. They'd make for great adventure companions.
Double mon'keighs, indeed.
Looks like some sort of wolfman girl.
Not to say vanilla elves aren't fun either.
Just more prudish.
I want to go on an adventure with a prudish high-born vanilla elf and a rough-and-tumble genki perverted dark elf.
>can fap to futa
>can't fap to traps
Fetishes are fucking weird man.
One will eventually bleed into another, just give it time. That's what happened to me.
Maybe this is just a long dream and when I wake up I'll find myself in a magical world with elves. Right?
One can only hope.
Yeah, same. It started to get out of hand so I had to cut myself off from everything but vanilla until I reset. Now I'm back to futa again.
Maybe we will, anon.
Maybe we will.
because traps are gay, futa is not
Dont be ashamed of not being a faggot
>this whole post
>mfw I somehow know he's a trap
I've never even read the doujin.
It's all your fault /a/.
Well I can at least post happy elves to balance out my sorrow.
>wake up one day
THis got me into the trap region
Hello /a/, I am /tg/. Let me tell you something. You are supposed to hate elf.
That's it. You should be angry. Angry about the elves.
But traps are basically flat chested futa with balls. I can fap to flat chested futa.
I think it's the fucking balls.
Does angry sex count?
Let us balance it out, then.
Fuck off wannabe.
Some god must be playing a cruel trick on me.
>Grab my hand anon! Let's go on an adventure!
Angry sex is angry.
But I do hate elf. That's why I want to fuck them.
Its not gay if its an elf. Not rape either
I got tricked by what I thought would be cute femdom. I should've known better from the title.
Now you're getting it.
I miss the /tg/ of a few years back, when we could have elf threads and lewd drawfaggotry for 40k. When you weren't banned for having an unpopular opinion.
Dammit, it's not fair.
How long were you absent? You have warhammer wankery absolutely everywhere and drawfags are at large as well.
To have fun just wait when that faggot janitor leaves and then discuss how halberd is the best weapon, how Tom was Tolkien's biggest blunder and how all elves are mary sues to your heart's content.
You mean roleplaying threads?
But Masterwork bastard sword is best weapon.
First of all, best dueling weapon is rapier, best sidearm is a saber with a handguard and THE BEST main weapon on the field is retarded love child of a poleaxe and spear, halberd, I am starting to suspect your inner /tg/.
Best range, is a pointy stick, can cut, can stab, has armor penetrating fang, can hook shields, can smash armor joints.....
It is not pictured as much as a sidearm because nobles always carried swords and civilians always carried swords, cant really go to a market/tavern with a giant pointy stick while in town....
There is a reason why from Iberian to Swiss/German mercs halberds are a main weapon and why men at arms who actually fought (as opposed to getting ransomed) always carried one.
We all know who the best really were, or have you forgotten that it was cavalry, not infantry, that won the Battle of Vienna and saves the rest of Europe from the Ottomans?
And with that out of my system, it's back to elves.
I thought she was a dwarf or something. At least, that's what I've been told.
This is wrong. Masterwork Bastard swords are the pinnacle. Its why katana users have been butthurt forever and keep proposing new stat blocks more in line with their respected killing potential.
>1,000 year old virgin
>not loving delicious heresy
I love heresy chocolate
>I love heresy
Son, not even dark eldars like heresy, not anymore.... and for a reason!
Why do elf women like molesting little human shotas?
I want an elf to love.
>You will never be a shota and get molested by a drunk elf.
You're waifu is pretty sexual. I'm also going to be picking up Queen's Blade now.
>not having cake and tea before raping your elves
Gotta have some manners, ya know?
That doujin was great. I much prefer abgrund drawing girls.
Never read that doujin. Does he dick the elf?
Soon my brethern, soon
In human society, women prefer older men because maturity is valued in a species that dies so quickly.
In elfen society, women prefer younger men because everyone is old and they want to feel young and innocent again.
Dicked her until she told him she's not leaving till she's pregnant and she considers them as good as married
Repeatedly. Delicious vanilla too.
Title is Stop, you intend to rape me just like in an ero dojin
Nah, he just hugs her.
Of course he dicks her, and he dicks her hard.
>he just hugs her.
What would be a perfect elf for you, /a/?
Hair color? Length of ears? Skin and eye color? Personality type? Body type? Origin?
I want to be a cute elven girl and get dicked hard by an elven knight and then marry him.
So many to choose from...
>centuries later, aliens arrive at earth
>they see a world filled with humans in VR
any elf, mostly because they have standards that the average human doesnt have
Silver, long and drooped down (gets horny if you rub them), delicious brown and purple, tsundere but loyal and secretly wants the D, I dunno.
>still no Amazon Chieftess x shota elf
>About 15cm, horizontal ears
>White and blue eye
>Severe and serious, warm and caring when she loves me
>slender but curvy
>wood elf clean though
>The only good non-human is a dead non-human
Words to live by.
If the Amazon is a futa, sure.
Twilight Princess Zelda, the best version
>Not a manly but shy human farmer with a 14 inch dick.
What a shitty taste.
Next you will tell me you don't want him to carry you around he house when he comes come and hiss you in the forehead.
A short dark elf tomboy with body type of pic related and a carefree attitude and somewhat competitive. Red eyes and medium length ears that point up. She'd have short hair, or maybe a pony tail. Bonus points if she has a height complex and gets fussy when I call her shorty or pat her head.
But how else is the amazon supposed to have an hier?
The only good elf is a dead elf. The only thing better than a dead elf is a dying elf that tells you where their friends are.
>implying male elves can't get pregnant
They're just like seahorses.
>go to he/a/ven
>watch anime in your heavenly neet basement while cuddling your elven waifu
Blonde is classier, but silver is more exotic. The latter I guess.
Sideways with a bit of elevation.
Aquamarine blue, or viridian green.
Wood elves are the genki'est, so those.
but thats not an elf thats a dwarf
Yeah /a/non, do it.
Oh but I'd want to go on adventures with him anon. I wouldn't want to be a fragile elven maiden. I want to hunt and battle, a farmer just can't do those, he's too tied down.
Besides if it's an elf male, then he kinda looks like a girl, so I don't feel so gay right now.
Not this time. I know what's on the other side of that amazing ass.
he is the heir, that's how it starts.
>Futa amazon milf finds cute shota elf
>Trains him and give him some magic liquids
>With time and training Shota elf grows up as futa elf
>Becomes Futa elf amazon chief when she's old enough.
by Uno Makoto.
>Thread has reached its sunset
It was good loving elves with you all
>tfw I dont know the ritual to reach he/a/ven yet
Just grab her hand.
>Not this time. I know what's on the other side of that amazing ass.
And why would you still care after that?
I love these threads when people are nice and love elves.
I love them so much /a/, I don't know what to do.
You know what to do.
B-but I can't. I can't anon.
Help me, please.
Cause I lead my dick, not the other way around.
>Cause I lead my dick, not the other way around.
You may just aswell put it into a chastity belt
I don't know man.
Dick or not, I'd slam that ass pronebone until his buttcheeks are red from my crotch spanking them.
Those nips could probably poke somebody's eye out.
If the ass is amazing, does it really matter? A hole's a hole.
You shouldn't give in to debauchery anon.
I would too, but that's a slippery slope.
I don't get you anon.
If you like it, if it's cute, if it loves you, if you love it, if it makes your dick hard, why not?
I've always thought the correct way wasn't loving someone because he or she is a man or a woman, rather, loving someone because how he or she is, how he or she acts, if he or she makes your pants tight, if he or she makes your heart beat and your mind run with lovely thoughts.
If it checks them all, then why not?
This nigga knows what's up.
because im not a faggot
>because im not a faggot
Your penis says otherwise
I suppose, as long as I don't see the dick though.
It's okay, you'll want it eventually.
I only managed vanilla 10 years ago but now I've conquered everything, almost.
Source please. Google isn't giving me shit.
I don't think so.
Read the filename newfriend
>All these disgusting elf lovers ITT
Never mind, I found it.
I don't see anyone else bringing anything to the table.
I just want a simulation where I AM the elf, i want to view myself sitting in front of a mirror touching my tender body, or watching myself in a mirror having my body be touched by another beautiful elf.
Maybe when VR comes up we can organize something up.
Sounds like fub
>I just want a simulation where I AM the elf, i want to view myself sitting in front of a mirror touching my tender body, or watching myself in a mirror having my body be touched by another beautiful elf.
Pitch the idea to /d/ (yes, there are non-futa threads, just filter with the catalog), they actually have been doing quite interesting things with the CYOA engine Twine, it shouldn't be too hard to write a story where you are an elf and have several outcomes where you get captured (or capture men to satiate your lusts)
But I don't want that, I just want tender slow vanilla sensual, almost elegant lovemaking with another cute elf girl.
/d/ won't like that.
Goodbye my friend, will I ever love again?
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