Sup, /a/. I found this weird looking egg thing outside my house. What should I do with it?
launch it to outer space
You found it? Silly anon, it found YOU.
Also, get the hell away from me.
Smear some blood on it.
don't be a pussy
gather many friends around you, you will need them later.
she will explain everything
Make sure you round up your closest friends first. Because they'll wanna see you eat it of course! Yeah.
Sounds good to me. How should I cook it?
Suffer some emotional turmoil.
become best friends with anonymous and then pay his soul to hell as a price to become an evil overlord
Just swallow it.
Wish to be Batman and rape your best friend's girl
That would work if I had friends.
Will you be my friend, anonymous?
Fuck yeah! Nobita is fucking GAR.
Where can I buy that?
You again, faker?
Gee, it sure is /b/ around here.
I can't swallow that!
it found you
Good news! It's a suppository!
1 - Prick your finger
2 - Pour the small drop of blood onto egg.
3 - Meet the Hands of God.
4 - Wish for something awesome in return of your favourite animu's demise.
6 - Go die by Gut's hand.
7 - Profit.
I'd die by Guts' hand if you know what I mean.
Hop, Step, Jump...
If there is a Mister "Guts" here, could you please raise your hand?
FAKER? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HERES MY HORSE AND EVERYTHING.
Somebody call for an exterminator?
Fuck you and your horse
still, something weird happend to my armor in the laundry, but don't pay much attention to it.