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Sup, /a/. I found this weird looking egg thing outside my house. What should I do with it?
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launch it to outer space
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eat it.
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>>11356270
You found it? Silly anon, it found YOU.

Also, get the hell away from me.
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report it
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Smear some blood on it.
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don't be a pussy
eat it
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gather many friends around you, you will need them later.
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she will explain everything
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Make sure you round up your closest friends first. Because they'll wanna see you eat it of course! Yeah.
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>eat it
Sounds good to me. How should I cook it?
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Suffer some emotional turmoil.
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become best friends with anonymous and then pay his soul to hell as a price to become an evil overlord
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>>11356341
Just swallow it.
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Wish to be Batman and rape your best friend's girl
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>>11356359
That would work if I had friends.
Will you be my friend, anonymous?
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>>11356377
Fuck yeah! Nobita is fucking GAR.
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Where can I buy that?
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>>11356270
*DROOL*
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>>11356406
Fuck. No.
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>>11356424
You again, faker?
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Gee, it sure is /b/ around here.
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>>11356351
I can't swallow that!
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>>11356270
it found you
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>>11356442
... what?
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>>11356442
Newfag
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>>11356445

Good news! It's a suppository!
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>>11356270
1 - Prick your finger
2 - Pour the small drop of blood onto egg.
3 - Meet the Hands of God.
4 - Wish for something awesome in return of your favourite animu's demise.
5- ???
6 - Go die by Gut's hand.
7 - Profit.
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>>11356476
I'd die by Guts' hand if you know what I mean.
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Hop, Step, Jump...
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If there is a Mister "Guts" here, could you please raise your hand?
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>>11356437
FAKER? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HERES MY HORSE AND EVERYTHING.
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Somebody call for an exterminator?
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>>11356547
Fuck you and your horse
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>>11356547
still, something weird happend to my armor in the laundry, but don't pay much attention to it.



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