"Underage? Oh, don't worry, I am actually hundreds of years old."
She's still underage.
Thus the cliche, anon. You fail to see the sarcasm in OPs post.
SHUT UP BITCH I'M OLDER THAN YOU!
Whenever a man puts on a wig, lipstick and a dress, he will be far more attractive than any living female on earth.
SHUT UP BITCH I EXIST
I blame Cloud.
but at least I actually lived.
"Yes! And it was all my idea!"
The fact is that this is true in Japan. The males often look more feminine than the females.
The more dull a character is, the more girls he will have flocking to him.
"I...I'm not sucking your cock because I like you or anything, I just needed the protein."
All male characters who get a loli as a sidekick/companion/love interest lulz will get an enormous boost to all his stats and get new skills. Also, become a juggernaut thanks to the power of love if loli is in danger.
Haven't you heard of Tsunderes, anon?
>>Also, become a juggernaut thanks to the power of love if loli is in danger.
"Get him Mister B."
Tsundere, in *MY* Hentai?
Well, you can try End of Summer. Old flick, but really good.