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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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Gf gave me a bumpkin last night

shit was SO cash
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>>11350872

Oh come on.

If you were going to paste stale pasta you could have at least done one of the newer ones.
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If I see I'll make sure to shoot you in your face fuc tard /b/ faggot
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Copy pasta, pays to be a a/b hybrid sometimes I guess.
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Your "bitch" is pig disgusting.
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>>11350872

I used to be a loser like most of /a/'s users. I was a virgin at the age of 19, had never kissed, and didn't know how to behave around girls. Then I came over this incredible anime known as School Days. Through Sekai Saionji I learned how women truly are: condescending, arrogant whores that only want the unattainable.

Remember how Sekai rejected all the guys who desired her body, while she was secretely fapping to the only guy who didn't like her: my sensei Makoto Ito.

Makoto Ito: A loser with no money nor friends. He taught me how to get chicks even though when I was a loser. Stay calm, stay cool, don't look down on yourself, and have other goals than fucking chicks. Slowly they'll be flocking around you like flies on a dog shit.

I am 100% serious. Watch SD now to study the dynamics and art of seduction.

Good luck friends!
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yay /b/ cannot be stopped yay
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>>11350872
Not even trying anymore. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you're probably dead on the inside.
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Whatever faggot, everyone on /a/ is better than you and you know it!

Fuck you John!
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Her tits look like they're about to explode
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sup broseph
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ITT: /a/ssholes respond to stale /b/itch pasta.
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Haven't gotten any pussy and I seriously hope I never do.

Sex is terrifying to my OCD-ridden mind.



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