Because they forgot how to exercise and were born ugly.
Reality sucks like that
Why can't real yaoi fangirls be like this?
Both good answers, lets combine them now and add more.
Because they forgot about real boys and started to fap to fake ones thus forgetting how to exercise and became ugly.
Reality does suck.
There are. We still don't like them.
Be thankful, Anon. If they really WERE like this, you'd be in despair because you'd still be unable attract their attention, as you do not match up to their ideal of androgynous masculine beauty.
some of them are kinda hot, by my very low standards anyway. thing is, they're fucking obnoxious
You could post pictures of them however
Is she wearing lip gloss?
Question 1: Does it have a (Optional) hole?
Question 2: (Optional) Is it alive?
If any of the above questions are correct, feel free to RAPE
you would be suprised ^_^
I wouldn't have shit to do with some twat who schlicks to KAWAII BOYS' LOVE SASUNARU YAOI anyway, fucking regardless of what they looked like.
Some of them are decent enought to have a one night stand with at a convention.
Well, decent enough that you have fantasies about a one night stand at a convention but when you go to the convention you go "oh I can't hit on chicks now, I gotta go somewhere" and then it's over and you tell yourself next time you'll do it for sure
>have a one night stand with at a convention
Otaku are reaching new levels of sad.
Their like fucking pioneers of the realms of pathetic.
I think her lips are just moist from her licking them due to arousal. Which is also why she seem to be making a circular motion with her finger in preperation of shlicking...
In before that pic of a couple of guys forcing yaoi fangirls to watch a gay secks movie.
Drawfag here. Yaoi was why I left deviantART.
Well, technically it was the biggest of a myriad of reasons....
Where is my Spongebob x Akagi x Kaiji anal nose orgy?
Other than that, I agree.
you know.. i have a girlfriend. and guess what?
GET OUTTA MY MIND, CHARLES.
The same reason you male otaku don't look like this.
^_^ go back to your basement you know shit
...Whoops. Just noticed that.
Sorry about that.
Well excuse me. As a supposed fujoshi, I'm not unattractive or a whale nor I'm totally disillusioned 3D men. I actually want to settle down with a decent looking man who can tolerate my fujoshi side. And no, I have no interest to make him fuck another man.
I admit some fujoshi are annoying mostly because they're teen girls, and teen girls in general are annoying.
well thats true. its called HIGH STANDARS. :d
PROTIP: i know 2 male otaku who look like that.
Jesus Christ, fuck off. You're the reason yaoi likers get so much shit.
Some of them are.
We need two more. 20 is the perfect number for a harem.
Your boys are out of date.
Oh lol, I hadn't heard that one for a long time now.
You're gonna' hafta' break that down for me a little clearer, weeaboo.
I see you know deviantART's content well.
Hurry up and introduce them to me. ;_;
Sato is more ideal, and I imagine all /a/nons to look him in my mind anyway.
Same reason why none of you are are hot irl too.
i beg your pardon? dont tell me what i said is something unbelievable.
If you don't know what a fujoshi is you should gtfo of /a/
No, your powerlevel is too low if you don't know the term by now. Especially with a thread with Fujiyoshi as a OP pic.
Well consider yourself lucky then, you're four away from a harem.
There's also the fact you schlick to pictures of L getting Light pregnant. That also might have something to do with it.
#10 looks like Clyde from South Park.
Lurk for approximately one hour, Jesus Christ.
If I could find a guy one part 2 and one part 10 I'd be in heaven. Perfect male.
LOL, no. Do not want.
Whoa, since when was /a/ not gay?
I know, he's fucking hot. I want some pairing art of him with Anon-tan.
ic wut u did there
>>There's also the fact you schlick to pictures of L getting Light pregnant.
Actually, shit like that makes me LOL hard.
What does the text say?
That's the /d/ of yaoi.
I have the whole set as far as I know, I shall begin posting =D.
BWAHAHAHA oh deviant art!
#10 makes me want to snuggle him towards my DDD breasts. Prolly doesn't want me since I'm non-DFC.
Jesus fucking christ
And the next one~
Oh I has an English one.
God, I stayed with this girl at a con once and she actually worse that exact outfit. It was horrible.
Kagura is a fujoshi?
Is now o.o
And I have no more now, sorry. Instead, have some sexy naruto.
Where the fuck is the emo fag that watches "dark" stuff like FMA and Death Note to be "cool." I've seen them so don't act like they don't exist or some shit. And hopefully most of you know that most of the ";_; ronery"'s are also "anime expurt"'s and half lurk on /jp/
Lose some weight, fattass. It's not healthy to have moobs that huge.
>she actually worse that exact outfit
What about A cup, that small enough for you?
I also have A cup moobs.
What if they're actually boobs though? Y'know what if they're...female?
This makes me want to write an epically long, absolutely horrible fanfiction using these characters.
mr.faggot is around
Why can't real losers be like this?
Whether you're a man or a woman, you're fucking huge. I hate fat people who think they're sexy because they have huge tits. FAT PEOPLE HAVE HUGE EVERYTHING, IT'S HARD TO IGNORE EVERY OTHER PART OF YOUR BODY.
Why can't real losers be ready with a nice stack of pancakes in a fucking adorable apron when you get home from a long day of work?
Why can't real 13-year-olds be like this?
Why can't any of you disgusting, pimply, fat boys look like this?
No, A cup on a skinny chick. Or is that too dfc?
Hay now - I'm not pimply.
Unless a person is ridiculously fat, DDD is still pretty big.
>OmG /a/ LOOK AT ME I HAVE TITs!
God damn it. So ronery ;_;
half of those stereotypes are awesome though, I mean who wouldn't want to be anime experts or closet anime fans they are at the top of the anime food chain
Once again, this thread is proof at least half of /a/ is female
There's no such thing as too dfc
I don't understand it. Why the fuck does he look more like a girl than a man? Why do girls find that shit so appealing? I guess I shouldn't talk though because damn do tomboys and girls like Fujioka turn me on.
I cry myself to sleep every night knowing I'll never be that. ;_;
Was that even english?
Shit, I need to finish this game.
It seems that way, wtf?
All you 3d men are pig disgusting. Us girls have to rely on 2d men to see anything good.
Same, I think I'm right near the end too.
Too bad /a/non-kun always stays in his room. Most guys only ever see small tits and yell GTFO. It's really painful actually, knowing that somewhere out there someone might actually like you despite your almost AA-cup status. Oh wait, never mind A-34 isn't that small...is it /a/non-kun?
Or they come from a family which females from both side of the family have HUEG racks, but were skinny women. I was already a D cup at 8th grade. 'Supposed' female anon here.
Such women do exist.
Not g/a/y, F/a/BULOUS!
are you serious? do you really find that hard finding a girl like harumi? geez..
Just hypothesising here, but presumably because they don't actually find "brick jawed manly men who like to smash rocks with their testicles for exercise" attractive? Maybe the same as how most of /a/ seems to be obsessed with flat-chested moe girls instead of the usual fashion magazine figures.
Dear female anon:
Anyone want to live together?
We can keep separate rooms. Convince our families we're happily together. Live cheaper by sharing expenses. And most importantly live our own perverted lives out without the harassment of others.
Hey hey, who said anything about hating small tits?
Tits are awesome in all sizes.
Depends on where you are
I'd be up for that.
You're one of those girls who sits in the corner reading her Yaoi manga by herself aren't you? The one that not even fanboys would want to approach?
Why can't real guys be hot like Kaiji? Most have terrible hair and flabby stomachs. Probably tiny dicks too.
Only the actual faggots prefer muscley, manly men.
Most guys who aren't Anons
Oh god, yes.
WTF, TROLL IS THE BEST.
Too far. Houston here and I'm not up for moving. Not yet anyways.
You're one of those faggots that sits at home all day posting on /a/ and playing Clannad aren't you? The kind not even your family will approach.
Hey any females wanna suck sum dick?
3d pig disgusting, therefore cannot look as hot as Harumi or any other character that one likes.
Also, even if you did find one that looked good even for 3d, chances are she wouldn't even glance in anon's general direction.
Oh /a/non, doomed for roneryness
So random question related to the whole girly guy vs manly man thing: Hands up all the male /a/nons who have long hair (past shoulders)?
Used to have mine down to my midback, but had to cut it off because I was job-searching, and people just don't take you seriously in interviews. Very much thinking of growing it back out.
Hrm, I have dated way more chicks with small chest then large chest.
Small chest is nice, but DFC is still a bit too much small.
in B4 underaged b&
I hate other girls like that
Is 34B too small?
Hey any males wanna eat sum pussy?
Why is Kaiji so Moe?
I doubt it. They prefer androgynous males sucking each other off.
Because he just IS
Very seconded. A / B cup FTW.
I don't think you can get it up to 3d right? We won't like you either. Work out a little, it might help.
Huh? Kaiji's probably average-looking. His personality and circumstances are what make him moe.
Not true. I like femme boys to muscular men....
Thats about perfect.
That is why girls need to seriously show tits or GTFO...
Seriously girls, GO do something to make yourself look better while we make the money to buy your fucking bodies you fucking cunts.
GET OUT NOW.
So do you think that 34-A is too small? Definitely not too big, that's for sure.
Same here, except the longest my hair ever got was my shoulders. I only cut it because I had to look "respectable" for job interviews, too. That, and I live in a hick town where if you have hair so long you can't see your scalp, it's considered a woman's haircut.
I still say anon-tan is a tired middle aged woman. That haircut with the puffed up hair is just... no.
No, thats also fine, a bit small but ok.
Sure, why not!
where can I find one of these?
tells us more about yourself, anonymous
Come on guys, seriously though, wouldn't you like to hang out with Kaiji? Be his friend, comfort him, rub his shoulders, slip your hands down his pants....
Work out a little? Aren't you supposed to be Yaoi fans? You will love my body. I am skinny but not like that kid from Road Trip skinny...you know the one that fucked the xbox hueg black chick? I'm more like...swimmer skinny?
I have no fucking idea...I SWIM.
Aww, no friends? Never had a girlfriend? lol
DICKS OR GTFO
you cant tell mr.faggot to like a yaoi girl like harumi. i myself have a "harumi girlfriend". but thats because i wanted and looked for it. of course you have to be attractive and you cant look like a mr.faggot. CANT YOU?
Oh man, I used to dream about having a swimmer boyfriend. They were all cute but...again, most real guys that know they can get some from girls with actual racks will not look at an A-cup
Yes too friends but no to girlfriend ; ;
Spoilers: liking anime doesnt give you as much common ground as you think.
Yeah, we do love skinny but what about your face? I'm sure you must be ugly. Maybe buy some proactiv.
pics or it didn't happen
Opposite day meme.
Should really be the battle cry of /a/ now, seems way more female /a/nons then males.
Hell no, being around him is bad luck.
I think I'd be content with resting on his chest for a while. I've always dreamed of doing that though...Goddammit I'm starting to feel ronery
As a male /a/non I could happily put up with DICKS OR GTFO replacing TITS if it meant this forum wasn't just a giant circle jerk like it usually is.
I don't have Acne.
I'm not a tits man.
Oh Kaiji, why can't you be real? ;_; I'd let you mooch off of me until you got back on your feet...
You`re probably trolling, but my second girlfriend was an almost-hikki who loved anime. Black hair, C-cup breasts, overall cute.
It was a recipe for disaster.
Shit, I would seriously date a yaoi fangirl with Harumi-esque looks. We could masturbate to yaoi together. It would be awesome. Maybe if she was bi too- oh god fapping now
most of us males here are just too schizoid to bother with actually posting. the male anons who do post ITT seem to be outnumbered though.
I want to feed him and shelter him and see his truly happy face. (An occasional spooning is fine too.)
female /a/nons really want kaiji?
He fucking cries way too much, shit would get old.
Oh fuck. I wish I knew you /a/non-tan just so that you could call me /a/non-kun softly while we fucked so sweetly. I'd fucking love you tenderly /a/non-tan if you didn't feel like sex. I'd grow out my hair and look like Kaiji or even cut it and despair just so you could cheer me up and be my Fuura.
A too small for you?
Seems good to me.
What went wrong?
I'LL HAVE YOU
>I don't have Acne.
Pics or it didn't happen
C'MERE RIGHT NOW.
Meh my girlfriend is in to anime and has huge tits and nice body and nice face. Not every ugly person likes anime..
ITT anon aims too high.
C'mon girls. Separate rooms guy again.
I'll kill bugs. I'll take out the trash. I'll put the furniture together and get shit off the shelves.
You decorate well enough to convince others it's a home. You cook shit for family obligations. You put out some potpourri or somethin'.
When he cries it's usually for a good reason "I'm about to be sold into human slavery" "my friends just fell off a building" and that sort of thing...
A real man knows when to cry.
But I'm not looking for a real man, I'm looking for moeFAIL ;_;
Oh god imagine wiping away his tears and pulling him into a gentle, warm embrace.
So many Anons would date you Anon of Cocks. You just need to find one irl I guess.
Yes, we do! All his crying is better than you ugly, disgusting fatties!
See that, right there, is why you will never know the touch of a woman.
I can make my own potpourri, let's do this /a/non. That's the perfect plan.
I'm not a tits man!
Forgive the QUALITY picture.
ITT: /a/nonymous dating service.
ITT Anons and Femanons bicker, hating each other over the Internets. I bet at least one Anon and one Femanon here would hook up nicely if they met IRL. Sort of like the reverse of You've Got Mail.
AHAHAHAHA. Somebody actually posted their picture. This thread is descending into epic.
Things may be looking up. And you wouldn't happen to be the one staring at the camera would you? Also, where do you live?
You might find a girl someday then.
Well at least he proved he has no acne and is above average I'd say.
So then when he has nothing to cry about do you sell him into slavery and push his friends off buildings?
I like where this is going!
3D PIG DISGUSTING
She became incredibly possessive.
You look like a disgusting, smelly mexican. Go hang out with Masa or something.
Most female /a/nons want someone like Kaiji or Viral or whatever, but I'm happy with my tsundere ♥
This must be the plot for a series somewhere.
I live in Spain...so good luck reaching me. lol
I'd hit it.
I want to smell his hair. ;_;
Femanon from Houston:
I turn 25 in september and I've never kissed a girl. My favorite shows this season are Soul Eater, SZS, fireball, library war, kaiba and kurenai. Can we talk?
Someone looking for an androgynous male character?
Shit's so cash, huh?
sigh.. is it really that hard to believe? fucking loser.
Don't be harsh, I'd hit it.
I live in Southern France. We're neighbors, LOL.
What a sore loser you are! Face it, you're disgusting and no girl wants you! Especially with that attitude, lol.
We will get to epic when one of these female /a/nons posts a picture
long time no see, Mr.B natural
Aha, exactly. Houston, Texas isn't exactly close.
>I turn 25 in september
you're doin it wrong.
No, we'll get to epic when the people who aren't trolling realize that everyone else is.
needs moar sogeking
Yeah, you'll never get an /a/non-kun that way. Knock it down to 15 and they might consider it.
Only 1 brave anon posted pic
thread is now dead.
Actually a little underage here, 17 (in December). I do like most of the same shows as you. I'm hoping that Soul Eater starts looking better than it does currently though.
Male otakus and female otakus cannot date.
People who aren`t trolling?
On my /a/?
No attitude here, just thought it was funny.
ya rly, I worry it'll turn into naruto any day now
I call my boyfriend onii-chan when we make love sometimes.
He has no idea what it means because he doesn't like anime ;_;
Still wanting to see the pic of the delicious a cup girl.
I'll have you know I'm a yaoi fangirl--and I'm not rabid! *gasp* And I bathe! I have my very own fanboy for a boyfriend, too--and he's muscular and hairy! I find the thought of him sexing other guys abhorrent!
But mmmmm, Gravitation ^_^
Seen ep 4? Quality jumps right back up to EPIC
exact same only I'm 19....or I will be an in hour ;_:
Can love bloom... even on the internets?
Hey guys a/s/l, I'm 20/m/ny
And yeah I guess I probably could, considering that I work out and look pretty manly for a WHOLE CAKE OF FAGGET. I don't know, I'm bi but when I do go looking I usually lean towards males. This is a great idea though. Possibly the best I have ever had.
Yea, that sucks. I trust ya've found a good replacement by now.
WHAT THE FUCK /a/ I WENT INTO MY LITTLE SISTER'S ROOM TO FIND A CAMERA AND THERE'S A VIBRATOR UNDER HER PILLOW
NO! DEAR GOD NO!
I get that it has a totally moe pretty-boy as the main character, but the story-telling is threadbare, the animation quality sucks ass, the characters are thoroughly one dimensional, the jokes aren't close to original, and the story-telling basically consists of ZOMG GAY PEOPLEZ!!1!!
By all means, be a yaoi fangirl, but find some shows that aren't complete shit to obsess over.
Why do all of you girls love me so much?
I'm dirt fucking poor and I cry at the drop of a hat. I can't afford to take you out to dinner, and if I somehow got to second base, I'd probably cry about it.
Just being honest, here.
I could take a picture but it'd have to come tomorrow (lol TAKS testing). Probably around 9:00-10:00 because of work and some other stuff. Anyone still in?
I WANT THE SOUTHERN FRANCE GIRL TO POST PIC.
He doesn't deserve you. Love me.
troll is troll
So, you are a teacher or a student in texas, i can't tell who is talking anymore.
You're honest and sensitive. Damn, no wonder all the chicks want you, Kaiji.
I tried calling my boyfriend "oniichan" and "sensei" in bed. He said it was fucking creepy.
He's now my ex-boyfriend.
I'll have you know I'm a yuri fanboy--and I'm not rabid! *gasp* And I bathe! I have my very own fangirl for a girlfriend, too--and she's thin and stacked! I find the thought of her sexing other girls abhorrent!
But mmmmm, Utena ^_^
thread is dead
What kind of tool keeps their vibrator under their pillow?
Femanon of Houston here, I explained about possible pics here:
you post here often
I could have sworn the A cup girl was from southern france...I'm the guy from Spain.
24/m/dallas TEACHER anon here
APPARANTLY THE FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL KIND.
Girls shouldn't expect guys to pay for them now anyway, at least not if she knows he's in abject poverty like you are, Kaiji.
Girls love you because you'd need them. You would be able to pull out crazy GAR moments, but at the same time be completely dependent on them and never ever leave them.
Nope but I do speak an extremely small amount of French. Better at reading than anything else.
Oddly enough, Yaoi fangirls want to be the seme.
If I were your boyfriend, I'd cum so hard every time ya said that in the middle of secks.
What the hell am I doing? Why did I post that? I'm not going to post pix, I don't even have a camera. Why list your favorite shows? This kind of crap is why I've never had a girlfriend I'm too fucked in the head. All you nice fem-anons and anons from Texas, good luck, and forget about me, I'm already dead.
only during these odd hours (11-12PM)
someone should start up an /a/non dating service that isn't otakubooty
so moe. If you lived in new york I'd take you out and dry your tears, anon-tan
Any one in the midlands kind of area?
I want a dating service that lets me see girls by breast size.
A CUP FOR EXAMPLE.
I'm a guy who just wants to take care of you, man.
Plus the thought of you crying softly and making hot little noises while we fuck is just too hot. ;_;
16/f/OK here. Fuck, I don't care if I'm underageb&, I just need to know if any of girls out there were ronery at my age.
I've never had a boyfriend, never kissed a guy, and I've only had friendship hugs with a couple of guyfriends.
Oh how I wish you were real sensei. ;_;
Unless you could somehow only let the cool otaku in (Which would be an exercise in futility) I imagine any "/a/non dating service" would quickly become otakubooty.
This thread is the first enjoyable ronery thread I've read in a while. I don't know if that's good or bad.
I seem to recall a line from Revenge of the nerds here, about what Jocks and nerds think about....
On that strange note, lets start the killing of this thread.
What kind of ending will it be?
Hopefully an explosion ending!
>making hot little noises while we fuck
You are my ideal man, where have you been all my life?
You have PLENTY of time...in fact you should probably start doing these things now.
I was....I still am and I'm 18 ;_;
I think being into anime sort of dooms you to a lifetime of roneryness.
ITT ronery Anons reach out to each other
In b4 b&
This is crap. If any females live in New York City and weigh less than 130lbs, let's just fucking hook up and get it over with.
Sorry, i shouldn't be taking up thread time!
Be less picky perhaps? I know it's hard, most guys are fucking gross.
Here have more sensei.
Gravitation was my first yaoi >manga<. And I do like other series, but, unfortunately, it's really hard to find a yaoi series that isn't "ZOMG! They're GAY BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!" And has approximately the level of plot complexity generateable by a squirrel.
....where do you people keep getting these pictures of me from?
I would pull anon's tail
Why would you want to be with a female otaku? How many female weeaboos do you know personally that are actually datable? One, maybe two at best? There's a reason why we're all lonely, we're all undatable. The first step to a better life is realizing that you as you are now are worthless. Change is necessary.
Fuck Otakubooty, too many cunts and too many faggots.
I feel bad for everyone in this thread who is stuck in the middle of nowhere being ronery.
Huh? Oh, I think some big guy with sunglasses. And a scarf too, I think. They looked pretty expensive.
I don't mind if the girl is Otaku...as long as she knows what she is getting in to. Daily fucking, and must weigh under 130 lbs, and daily fucking. Seriously, that is the only reason I would date an otaku...DAILY FUCKING.
Oh no, don't die. I've always been a special case but trust me I like older guys. If I'm your first then that'd be really cute, y'know? It's actually almost the universal fangirl dream. At least for me.
Being in the middle between otakuism and normalcy has left me in despair!
I realize I'm worthless.
I however, abhor change.
Therefore, the only change was getting used to the lack of love'ish feelings.
And I lived happily ever after.
Because she wouldn't look down on you for your hobbies.
You're right, to an extent. Honestly, at first I wanted to be like "HAH!" and tell you how wrong you are but the truth is I still have a long way to go. I'm not fat and boring any more, but I'm still to shy to talk to strangers. I'll never get anywhere if I can't overcome this shyness.
Guys, this thread sucks. It just reminds me that I'm not antisocial, I weigh under 130 lbs, none of my friends know what anime is and yet I've never been laid. FUCK
If you simply go outside for a little each day you'll start to feel more confident. If you get a job where you have to have physical contact with someone else you'll get more confidence. If you simply smile at someone you pass in the street you'll feel more confident. Plus you'll feel better too.
Don't be lonely anon. There is plenty of love in this world.
Boomdiada boomdiada boomdiada boomdiada.
EXACT FUKKIN SAME, what the fuck.
Don't call me normal!
Fellow femanons, correct? If not being under 130 lbs for a male is unhealthy right? You might wanna check a doctor for that...
I've tried. I seem to get the most attention from other girls. Guys nowadays either ignore me or make fun of me.
I've had bad acne since I was around 10 and I'm about 20 lbs overweight (138 lbs). I'm using proactive (doesn't work worth shit) and I'm exercising every day.
Hopefully I can find someone by my senior year. ;_;
I'M NOT PICKY THOUGH. Seriously, if a guy with zits/overweight ever came on to me I'd be with him. I don't have high standards. As long as they can make me laugh and he isn't an asshole.
I thank you for the delicious sensei though.
;_; Oh you'll find someone eventually. The world was made for lonely people.
Oh god, not HIM...
He... he made me do things I don't want to remember...
So long as you started off with the "can I sleep with you tonight?" cliche I'd be 100% on top of that
also LOL LATENIGHT /a/ DATING SERVICE
Heh. I'm antisocial, my few friends are NUTS over anime, weigh 165 lbs., yet I have had sex with two women!! (not simultaneously, unfortunately...)
Just a matter of hanging out with the right kinds of people. Love and relationships is largely due to luck
What is love?
BABY DON'T HURT MEEE
email goes in email box
I'm so screwed up
When I was 16, I was pretty ronery too.
Just wait until college. Older guys understand the rarity of nerdy girls.
Yeah. Seriously, /a/ IS at least 50% female, and yet everyone still complains of roneryness...
I'm in such a state of roneryness http://www.anonidate.com/ is actually starting to look like a possibility
138 lbs. isn't overweight, it's healthy! Man it's more annoying when you're constantly underweight because of high metabolism (also why breasts don't really work so well). If you continue to exercise though you'll be healthy and you might wanna try Dermacil, it works pretty well. If Proactive doesn't work continue to try other products or talk to your doctor, they can hook you up with some seriously high powered shit ('tis what my friends used to do).
Please remember them. For us.
Indeed, especially after high school, then if you are still looking for one post college, it becomes even harder.
Just calm down. Try and get some sleep, it's almost 10:40 y'know! I'll see what I can do for you but until then why don't you get some sleep?
I work part-time at AE. Unfortunately, selling clothes to preppy high schoolers is different from talking to people I'm interested in (male or female, I need non-weeaboo friends).
anonidate sucks I can never find any girls near me, not even in my country mind you
oh god, fine, I'm a little drunk so why not?
I know he made me wear a lot of dresses. A lot. I think bunny ears were involved at least once, too.
...then he got out this... little... whip-thing... oh god and after a while itfeltkindofgood.
AAAGH WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SAY THIS.
Hopefully things work out for you, we don't take too kindly to nice people on there here boards missy.
Seriously, too nice!
Dresses like this?
More detail Kaiji, come on.
At least you don't work at Hot Topic. Finding friends who don't like anime/manga/VN's/weeaboo-shit are easier to find than you'd think. Find someone who shares an interest with you (a book or something) and strike up a conversation. It's easier than it looks (or sounds). Easy to use conversation topic for a femanon is the "Twilight" book series, long story short, girl falls in love with vampire and shit happens, not the end yet. Apparently a lot of guys have read the series too so you might actually get one.
Too nice? Really? I'm sorry I didn't mean to be too nice...really, I'm very, very sorry. Just thought I should help a fellow /a/non out, especially one that happened to be male and living in Houston.
AAAUUUGH, IT'S YOU.
...yes, dresses like that.
And then you fucking GREASED THAT WHIP-THING UP and shoved it into my panties! YOU'RE SICK!
Was a joke, heh.
Even had the thick texan accent, come on!
DON'T WORRY KAIJI, I'LL STILL LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU ARE DAMAGED GOODS.
...actually, that'd make me love you even more.
I've heard that a couple times. I also heard that it's hard to find guys in college if you still haven't dated anyone.
lol I thought I was healthy at first too. I'm really short though (barely 5ft) so I need to lose some weight. I also have big boobs, which is a pain in the ass. I'll try out that Dermacil! I've been to a couple of dermatologists, but the last thing I was prescribed I had an allergic reaction to. Shit was scary.
Seriously though, thanks for all the advice guys. It makes me feel less alone.
Dont worry there's milions of people like you who'll never know what true love is and probably just die alone...
You did. I know a few guys who actually sound like that. It's nice knowing all you guys are being really supportive even though most femanons just lurk or pretend to be male or you shoo them off because "NO FEMALES ON THE INTERNETS!" All of you are being very supportive and this is the sweet side that all females will fall for, no matter how much your beauty on the outside is.
True love is akin to the old rickety house on the corner that all the kids assume to be haunted. Even though they themselves have never been in, they have heard stories of the perils others have faced, of a friend's cousin who entered and has never been heard of again. And yet, even though it has never been proven to them, they will believe with undeniable perseverance that that house is in fact cursed, mostly because the alternative is simply much too boring to even consider. What fun would the neighborhood be if there was no old house for which one can dare onefs friends to commit heroic acts of bravery by running by, or knocking on, or, God help us, spend the night in? What fun would there be in life if what we see was what we got?
True love is an irrational presumption made by the collective delusion of mankind, concocted by us not out of reason and logic but out of hope that we, too, may some day fall smitten to its spell. Even though we hear on an almost daily basis of all the wonders and joys of falling in Love, real Love, not just some idiotic hormonal urge to procreate, I have not personally ever dealt with this emotion first hand, nor, quite frankly, do I know of anyone who has ever grappled with this concept either. Oh, sure, we all know people who seem to fall head-over-heels one day, but they fall merely for the idea of a character, and quickly fall right back out when they realize that their target is not nearly the Adonis or Aphrodite they imagined. Never have I met someone willing to submit themselves fully to the undeniable passions that we all assume to be commonplace when Cupid finds his mark.
But you kept saying, "More, more! Don't stop!"
Joke texan guy here, tip for female /a/nons.
Get into all kinds of music, its maybe the EASIEST way to start a conversation with someone, becuase radio and music is usually on in social situation be it work or parties.
Need to feel out people, if you think they like anime, be careful about the subject, its all about hiding your power level.
That was...lovely anon. Really, truly lovely. You sound like a real poet, y'know?
I hope you don't mind, but if this isn't already copypasta I'm going to make it copypasta.
Anon will be floored by first love.
This anon was, enjoyed it for almost a year, then it ended. Now single, but not nearly as lonely as people who live in the black gulf of mystery and suffering that they've drowned themself in. Love has a lot of hype to live up to.
BULLSHIT... even if you have a golden heart, even if you worked out and lost weight and overall improved your looks, its never enough for any woman...
It's enough for anyone on this board. In this thread as we speak. If you ever found someone and you were able to work together to become what the world finds acceptably "beautiful" not only would you bond people on the outside of YOUR world would start to notice both of you and YOU might actually start to notice the good things about yourself which none of you seem to let yourselves see. You should let yourself see it now and everything else will fall into place.
Exact opposite for me, had first love, lasted three years, then ended.
Was much happier as a person before true love then after, now mostly bitter and indiferent, using relationships as mostly a way to pass time or make people happy.
Its best you don't find true love, at least not early.
Sorry to have a bitter perspective on it, but telling you its not all rainbows and kittens.
That's not true at all...the trick is to show that you care about a woman while not becoming her bitch. In my experiance guys who like anime don't know how to do that.
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.
I don't know, I've been in love twice and both times the girls didn't really like me back, and the one time she did it was long distance, so...
But I still think it's worth it. Love is wonderful while it lasts, and if both parties want it to last and fight through it even in the hard times, it will.
Female anon, listen up. You do not wear skirts enough. If you have more than two pairs of pants, you probably do not wear skirts enough. Long, classy skirts are the best.
wtf is this from, seems like i JUST read/heard it somewhere.
But wasn't it wonderful while it lasted?
Tube skirts? I was planning on wearing one tomorrow so I guess it'll be good for my Anon photoshoot (haha)
Its too good, then its always a struggle to get back to that peak, then its disappointing when you get into a relationship and you know you will never reach those heights.
That is the true meaning of despair.
Shit youre right, but i just cant help it and i really dont know how to change, im not your everyday antisocial loser (at least on the outside), im a pretty normal guy but i really suck at relationships... i think anime just fucked up my mind or sumthin...
All true. But then you get over it and try love again. Repeat cycle until finished.
Well then on that note, I'm afraid I'm off to bed (TAKS tomorrow, lol). I'll get back with a photo tomorrow. I'll probably be banned too. Just this feeling.
I think this >>11344475 copypasta is more accurate and heartfelt, but >>11344329 is better written and has a better methaphorical conceit.
This is best tho:
As toiling, rejoicing, bungling,
onward thru life he thumps!
Each morning sees some task begun
that ends up in the dumps!
Something attempted, nothing done
he has earned his daily lumps!
I got floored by love plenty of times. None were reciprocous (sp?)
Finally, a less-than-average looking girl friend of mine confesses, and I sleep with her just to check what's it like.
Disappointing. Broke up and been alone ever since. But I haven't felt ronery since.