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How can I afford a NEET lifestyle?
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Inherit a fair amount of wealth.
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Sell organs.
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live in japan where parents will hide the fact that you're a NEET and will continue to feed you, hoping no one will find out so that they won't lose face for having such a failure of a child.
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Get a job that lets you work from your home computer.
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>>reporetd for artfaggotry
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[X] Continue to rape the maids
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Have rich and stupid parents.
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>>11341258
you fail massively
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suck copious amounts of dick
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>>11341226
>>11341242
You guys are useless.
>>11341257
Expert programmer here, who wants me? ;_;
>>11341250
MY PARENTS ARE DEAD YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!
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>>11341310
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If only the king of NEETs was here right now to impart his wisdom to you.
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>>11341346
;_;
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How can I make myself disabled such that I can't work ever again but maintain my intelligence and not kill myself in the process?
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>>11341392
Become Crippled or contract Tuberculosis
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>>11341392
or be raped by stranger so that you are emotionally scared for life...
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>>11341392
Pedophilia is considered a mental illness in some places. Collect your welfare and use it to fund your NEET lifestyle.
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>>11341594
That sounds like a fucking awesome idea.



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