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Hey /a/.

My roommate has one of these. He's not here right now. What should I do to it?
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JIZZ ON IT!
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hot glue!
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you mean how should you hotglue it, or how should you break it to piss your faggot roomate off?
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Shove it up your arse and shit all over it like in that delightful picture I wish I could forget. Then blame him.
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are you talking about an anime figure or a girlfriend?
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make it real pretty

teehee :D
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into pooper
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Buy the Light doll to keep her company and surprise your roommate with it.
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Why would you do anything to it? Would you like it if he abused your personal possessions? Show some respect for other people.
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Stick it up your asshole, masturbate on it, then clean it thoroughly with his toothbrush.
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Sell it and buy something fappable?
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Yell at it for being an annoying bitch.
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Throw her off a roof.
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Take its clothes off and post nudes of it.
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>>11338709

Ooh, lah di fucking dah anonymous, respecting people's possessions now are we.
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Hot glue
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Break it and blame aspergers
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>>11338708
He already has a Light fig. He has them all.
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>>11338733
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>>11338769
Hotglue them all except Misa.
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Sit and play with them all. When he comes in the door look up and screech at him like a territorial animal till he runs away.
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>>11338769
Hot glue Mello.

Melt all the rest.

???

PROFIT.
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undress it and post pictures nao
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>>11338714
This.
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>>11338769
All of them? How many of these things are there?
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spread her legs and make continuous licking motions as he enters, don't stop til he rips it from your hands
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>>11338815
I'm not sure how many there are, exactly. He has 5 or 6 or them.
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Do you have a camera? Do you want to make /a/ happy?

You know what to do, faggot.
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post ending in 6 tells me what to do to the doll
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TAKE IT OFF
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>>11338876
I didn't even see the previous post
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Fast.
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>>11338876
That was quick.
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>>11338876
>>11338876
>>11338876
>>11338876
>>11338876
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Naked. Pics. Nao.
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Just pose it in sexual positions, preferably with multiple male characters if he has them.
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He has a lot of these stupid dolls. He also has some cutesy PVC shit. I question his heterosexuality sometimes.
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>>11338859

you heard the man >>11338876
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DO IT FAGGOT
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>>11338876
massive win
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Glue.
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>>11338898
oh seriously, i wanna see them arranged in a misa misa gang bang. have light on the bottom, L from behind, and ryuk giving her his shinigami delight.
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>>11338661
you got a camera right op? strip her down!
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If you say so, /a/. I'm taking its little clothes off now. Do you want the male characters in there too, or just her?
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>>11338936
1/0
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>>11338972
yeah we need some males in there too, at least two so it doesn't look gay.
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Set it on fire.
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>>11338972
Lighto-kun if you please
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>>11338972
Optimus Prime if you have him at hand.
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Does he keep all this stuff in glass cases or are they arranged all around his desk?
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>>11339026
On a shelf next to his computer kind of thrown in between all his other junk. So, I have her and Light both with their clothes off. They're fully posable and I'm laughing like a dumb faggot now because I put them on top of each other.
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>>11339063
Does he have Near and Mello dolls too?
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>>11339063

WHERES THE PICS ROBOTNIK? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE PICS
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OP BETTER DELIVER.
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>>11339063
Pics, faggot. Your described happiness can only amuse me for so long.
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>>11339063
PICTURES MOTHERFUCKER
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>>11339085
Yes, he does. Do you want pics of them too?
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OP never delivers.
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OP made up this entire story.
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>>11339063
Pics or it never happened
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>>11339144

yep
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DELIVER DELIVER
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>>11339150
I've already taken a couple pics of mildly amusing dollsex. I'll deliver as soon as I have every anon's fantasies addressed and uploaded onto my computer.
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delicious doll joints
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Make Light swim
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>>11339193
Spit roast!
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>>11339193
No, that'll take too long. Just whore Misa out with everyone, put in a little bit of gay shit, some gangbang rape stuff and call it a day.
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>>11339228
don't forget a man train.
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take a picture of under its skirt
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>>11339281
i was just about to suggest that, light on misa, L on light, rem on L, Ryuk on Rem?
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Fucking OP never delivers.

It makes me want to buy these things so I can deliver to myself but I don't have that much money to waste.
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>>11339327
The shinigami's clothes are stuck on, but I can still make them give blowjobs and stuff.
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don't let your room mate catch you man, you must deliver the gold!
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pose Light like this and spread whipcream on his special parts. don't forget the strawberries.
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>>11339340
How much do these things cost anyway?
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>>11339327
As long as Misa is leading who cares?
Hurry up and deliver. Laughs must be had and tears must be shed.
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>>11339386
Around $50?
http://www.justmanga.com/jmprod/4545784040645
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Why does Aoi call everyone -han?
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We are either being hugely mislead or this could be one of the single most ridiculous yet hilarious things anonymous has done.
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>>11339473
>hugely mislead

yep.
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>>11339453
Because she's from the Kansai region.
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STILL WAITING.
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bah there goes my live action yaoi fanfic
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>>11339453
Woah, I must have hit the Back button on accident or something. This isn't even close to the right thread.

>>11339504
How did you know what I was talking about?
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>>11339404
Faggot's not going to deliver it seems.

I really want to buy this and deliver myself, but shit, I'm not spending $120 on a character I don't like.
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>>11339586
spend the money de-dignifying her then, or some shit.
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>>11339586
Tripfag. A real man would do it for the good of /a/. But just buy a character you do like, any naked Death Note dolls would be funny.
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>>11339625

im a real man (have honor+penis) but i don't have the tens of dollars required for this daunting task.
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>>11339586
Fine, faggot. I'll do it. Just bought her for $123, as soon as she comes I'll post pics.
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WE ALL GOT TROLLED
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>>11339711
i'll send you my $5 gumby so your misa doesn't have to be alone
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>>11339580
Because I know moon along with the Kansai dialect.
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>>11339703
I no honor, no penis, and enough money to do it but no motivation.
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>>11339849
>no penis

lolwut. you cut it off?
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Someone post some Misa.
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i feel like i just stepped into a camwhore thread on /b/ which as always, did not deliver. shame on you, shame-on-you.
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>>11339586
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/?page_id=4489&sku=4007

Here, this one's only $70. Now buy it and take its clothes off.
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Urahara is that you?
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>>11340000
Only one I could actually buy and display without feeling embarassingly nerdy is Ryuk, and that's pushing it.
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>>11340190
Why would you be embarassed? It's not like you actually have friends that visit your room.
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Video tape yourself fucking it with an external cumshot and copious before and after pics, then rapdishit it on /a/.
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>>11340262
Hookers can be very judgemental.
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>>11340262
I'd feel embarassed to myself. Even though nobody would know that I wasted money on a fig, I would know and it would make me feel like a faggot.
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>>11340423
/a/ - Paranoid Shameful Nerds.
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>>11340000
Only $70? That's a lot of money for a piece of plastic that just sits there.
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/a/ sure is gullible...
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COUNT TO 10 AND ILL POST NOODS OF MISA!
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>>11340758
counted. where's your posts?
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wasn't here for all this but after reading...

POST EM ALREADY FGT
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Misa dawl noods?
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This thread is still here?

What's the point of doll nudes, they never have dicks or pussies and half the time their nipples aren't even painted.
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>>11340925
The novelty value more than anything.



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