My roommate has one of these. He's not here right now. What should I do to it?
JIZZ ON IT!
you mean how should you hotglue it, or how should you break it to piss your faggot roomate off?
Shove it up your arse and shit all over it like in that delightful picture I wish I could forget. Then blame him.
are you talking about an anime figure or a girlfriend?
make it real pretty
Buy the Light doll to keep her company and surprise your roommate with it.
Why would you do anything to it? Would you like it if he abused your personal possessions? Show some respect for other people.
Stick it up your asshole, masturbate on it, then clean it thoroughly with his toothbrush.
Sell it and buy something fappable?
Yell at it for being an annoying bitch.
Throw her off a roof.
Take its clothes off and post nudes of it.
Ooh, lah di fucking dah anonymous, respecting people's possessions now are we.
Break it and blame aspergers
He already has a Light fig. He has them all.
Hotglue them all except Misa.
Sit and play with them all. When he comes in the door look up and screech at him like a territorial animal till he runs away.
Hot glue Mello.
Melt all the rest.
undress it and post pictures nao
All of them? How many of these things are there?
spread her legs and make continuous licking motions as he enters, don't stop til he rips it from your hands
I'm not sure how many there are, exactly. He has 5 or 6 or them.
Do you have a camera? Do you want to make /a/ happy?
You know what to do, faggot.
post ending in 6 tells me what to do to the doll
TAKE IT OFF
I didn't even see the previous post
That was quick.
Naked. Pics. Nao.
Just pose it in sexual positions, preferably with multiple male characters if he has them.
He has a lot of these stupid dolls. He also has some cutesy PVC shit. I question his heterosexuality sometimes.
you heard the man >>11338876
DO IT FAGGOT
oh seriously, i wanna see them arranged in a misa misa gang bang. have light on the bottom, L from behind, and ryuk giving her his shinigami delight.
you got a camera right op? strip her down!
If you say so, /a/. I'm taking its little clothes off now. Do you want the male characters in there too, or just her?
yeah we need some males in there too, at least two so it doesn't look gay.
Set it on fire.
Lighto-kun if you please
Optimus Prime if you have him at hand.
Does he keep all this stuff in glass cases or are they arranged all around his desk?
On a shelf next to his computer kind of thrown in between all his other junk. So, I have her and Light both with their clothes off. They're fully posable and I'm laughing like a dumb faggot now because I put them on top of each other.
Does he have Near and Mello dolls too?
WHERES THE PICS ROBOTNIK? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE PICS
OP BETTER DELIVER.
Pics, faggot. Your described happiness can only amuse me for so long.
Yes, he does. Do you want pics of them too?
OP never delivers.
OP made up this entire story.
Pics or it never happened
I've already taken a couple pics of mildly amusing dollsex. I'll deliver as soon as I have every anon's fantasies addressed and uploaded onto my computer.
delicious doll joints
Make Light swim
No, that'll take too long. Just whore Misa out with everyone, put in a little bit of gay shit, some gangbang rape stuff and call it a day.
don't forget a man train.
take a picture of under its skirt
i was just about to suggest that, light on misa, L on light, rem on L, Ryuk on Rem?
Fucking OP never delivers.
It makes me want to buy these things so I can deliver to myself but I don't have that much money to waste.
The shinigami's clothes are stuck on, but I can still make them give blowjobs and stuff.
don't let your room mate catch you man, you must deliver the gold!
pose Light like this and spread whipcream on his special parts. don't forget the strawberries.
How much do these things cost anyway?
As long as Misa is leading who cares?
Hurry up and deliver. Laughs must be had and tears must be shed.
Why does Aoi call everyone -han?
We are either being hugely mislead or this could be one of the single most ridiculous yet hilarious things anonymous has done.
Because she's from the Kansai region.
bah there goes my live action yaoi fanfic
Woah, I must have hit the Back button on accident or something. This isn't even close to the right thread.
How did you know what I was talking about?
Faggot's not going to deliver it seems.
I really want to buy this and deliver myself, but shit, I'm not spending $120 on a character I don't like.
spend the money de-dignifying her then, or some shit.
Tripfag. A real man would do it for the good of /a/. But just buy a character you do like, any naked Death Note dolls would be funny.
im a real man (have honor+penis) but i don't have the tens of dollars required for this daunting task.
Fine, faggot. I'll do it. Just bought her for $123, as soon as she comes I'll post pics.
WE ALL GOT TROLLED
i'll send you my $5 gumby so your misa doesn't have to be alone
Because I know moon along with the Kansai dialect.
I no honor, no penis, and enough money to do it but no motivation.
lolwut. you cut it off?
Someone post some Misa.
i feel like i just stepped into a camwhore thread on /b/ which as always, did not deliver. shame on you, shame-on-you.
Here, this one's only $70. Now buy it and take its clothes off.
Urahara is that you?
Only one I could actually buy and display without feeling embarassingly nerdy is Ryuk, and that's pushing it.
Why would you be embarassed? It's not like you actually have friends that visit your room.
Video tape yourself fucking it with an external cumshot and copious before and after pics, then rapdishit it on /a/.
Hookers can be very judgemental.
I'd feel embarassed to myself. Even though nobody would know that I wasted money on a fig, I would know and it would make me feel like a faggot.
/a/ - Paranoid Shameful Nerds.
Only $70? That's a lot of money for a piece of plastic that just sits there.
/a/ sure is gullible...
COUNT TO 10 AND ILL POST NOODS OF MISA!
counted. where's your posts?
wasn't here for all this but after reading...
POST EM ALREADY FGT
Misa dawl noods?
This thread is still here?
What's the point of doll nudes, they never have dicks or pussies and half the time their nipples aren't even painted.
The novelty value more than anything.