You are against the derp army and you're alone without weapons or an ally, What can you handle this situation?
TELL THEM YOU ONLY LIKE ONE
A firm but gentle gb2/v/
I like both
i'll ask them if they watched the new episode of Bleach.
No no no.
Promptly say you like both, and present both items.
Head asplode galore.
THROW AWAY LOGIC AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
I'd tell them Brawl sucks.
I'd counter with a HURRRRR followed by a DURRR HURRR HURRR.