You wake up and see Blair laying on top of you and looking at you like this. You feel the weight of her breasts on your hip and you feel that in the space between, something begins to erect rapidly. Judging from her face, she only waited for this...
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I'd be worried, since she's not real.
>You wake up and see Blair laying on top of you and looking at you, AS SHOWN. You feel the weight of her breasts on your hipS, and you feel that in the space between, something IS RAPIDLY BECOMING erect. Judging from her face, she HAD BEEN WAITING for this...
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I'd be happy, because she's not real.
id be happy because she's not human
a cat witch is fine too
>You wake up and see Blair lying on top of you and looking at you. The weight of her breasts is on your hips--and something in the space between them is rapidly becoming erect. Judging from her expression, she has been waiting for this...
sage for dumb idea, shitty fanfic, and on the whole terrible english
someone should make a vector out of this
A cat is fine too.
>>weight of her breasts...erect rapidly
I wont be getting it up for anything bigger than an A cup. The very thought of breasts big enough to have a noticeable weight is disgusting.
>You wake up and see Anonymous correcting your sentences which really need no correcting. The weight of your face is on your palm, and something in you just makes you want to wish that you can reach out and choke them to death. Judging from the expression of reading this thread, you are not happy.
Fixed for truth.
Suddenly, Spinzaku bursts in and kicks her off your chest. You spring to your feet, massive erection glorious in the morning light, and sing a song of praise, for you are free. Spinzaku promptly tips his hat to you and spins off into the horizon, probably to kick some more shit.
>>I am a faggot and don't enjoy women.
I lol'd, then noticed that "just makes you want to wish" is redundant.
Youre a fucking faggot
Even DFC tits makes an instant boner
>makes you want to wish that you can
>the expression of reading this thread
I'll see you this summer, Mike.
women hell no... little girls are where it is at.
All of a sudden, you start to feel something warm and rigid against your own throbbing member. Before you can protest, Blair stuffs her tongue in your mouth and you go into a deep and passionate kiss. Her soft, smooth thighs rap around your own and for a moment you're distracted from the disconcertingly familiar object attached to her hips. A moment free, and you break away, only to see a long and perfectly shaped clean shaven penis in between Blair's succulent hips. Her lips curl up into a devious smile, and a light shines in her eyes and soon you know exactly what's about to happen. Flipping you over with a surprisingly forceful grip, she begins to spread apart your flabby asscheeks, revealing the tight virgin asshole that she so desperately desires. Taking her rigid member, she plunges it deep into your sphincter, causing a jolt of pain and then pleasure as you moan with a guilty and agony-filled delight. "Again~" she coos, yet this time slides it in slower, allowing herself to enjoy the pleasure of violating you with her giant cock. You know by now the release is coming, and you can only hope that she pulls out, but you know that hope is dim. Soon, you feel her hot musty seed fill up your poopshoot and you cum all over your bed as well. She gets off the bed, dirty with sweat and fluids, and you say "Blair... Will you come again?" "S-sure..." she says... But you know she never will.
FUCK YEAH SPINZAKU