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Let's have a harem thread, but unlike the typical boring repost, write what you would do with the girls in your harem, or what you would do in a situation with them. Just listing why you chose them is okay too.

Personally, if I could have my harem, I would basically want to become a Resistance, start an operation or a heist or something badass. If have plenty of muscle, ability, and brains behind it, I would have a pretty awesome time. I'd become rich thanks to my harem and I'd essentially become a true manly badass like James Bond, Tony Stark, Akagi, or Hugh Hefner. I'd totally live the dream, but not in a big, shallow, overblown way.
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fanboy fantasy wish fulfillment
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I would let them all stomp on my dick. One at a time, then all at once.
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>write what you would do with the girls in your harem
I'd have sex with them.
Kind of a no-brainer, really
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>>11325446
...I've never wanted to troll so bad in /a/ as I do now,... congrats anon
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>>11325476
Sex with pure innocent Kotomi?

YOU MONSTER!!!
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Die.
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Since we've already got Arumi and Excel here, the only situation that would call for these would be some wacked out, nonsensical, almost disconnected plot.

I can definitely see them all losing their clothes completely at some point in time is all.
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My harem.
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>>11325591

Personally, I just fap to them? ;_;
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Alright, this shit has gone on long enough. I deleted my harem because I realized this is just pointless reposting and stupid bullshit. No one cares about your harem, no one cares about mine. Let's just end this shameful activity now.
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Sex. The most hardcore and kinky sex mankind can, and ever will, come up with. They will be complaining about the noise in Siberia.
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>>11325446
Assuming we take you for your word.

What is Mikuru suppose to do?
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>>11325630
Probably serve tea.
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Have my harem members seduce world leaders and other influential individuals, take compromising pictures, and blackmail them to influence world affairs. Also, buttsecks.
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posting again and again

Please lets keep this Civil
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>>11325649
That's a bit much, man. Don't be greedy!
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>>11325679
My legion of traps will not be stopped!
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>>11325649

I see what you did thar!
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>>11325679
My legion of traps will not be stopped. Also, SaiTrap would be a fucking awesome idea.
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Okay, where to start?

Yurika: I included her because I want to have sex with her. I would have sex with her.

Haruka: I included her because I want to have sex with her. I would have sex with her.

Meirin: I included her because I want to have sex with her. I would have sex with her.

Rion: I included her because I want to have sex with her. I would have sex with her.

Tenma: I included her because I want to have sex with her. I would have sex with her.

Louise: I included her because I want to have sex with her. I would have sex with her.

Nagi: I included her because I want to have sex with her. I would have sex with her.
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>>11325501

Anyone who wouldn't sex Kotomi is gay. She even makes the huge chest tumors thing look hot, and this is coming from a DFC fan.
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>>11325613
who was in your harem? I really wanna know
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Rape, then kill them.
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>>11325951

You stole mai haremu ;_;
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>>11325613
Someone is upset that no one commented on his harem~
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We'd be at war on a spaceship me being the captain and them being whatever the fuck.
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>>11326041

I like.
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requesting template. Too lazy.
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i think id open a restaurant.

1st row : waitress, cook, waitress cook
2nd row: cook, cook, security, security
3rd row: waitress, cashier, waitress, cook
4th row: waitress , security, cashier, security
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Urd: Waifu, live out my days with, make sweet love to, etc.
Soi Fong: Toy with her until she practically rapes me.
Aisha & Ryoko: The phrase 'Paint the town red' comes to mind.
Youko: I'd be her personal body guard.
Mutio: Sex on the beach (and everywhere else.)
Washu: Co-conspirator & confidante.
Shizune: Love tenderly and instill confidence in.
Sawyer: Quiet family life.
Horo: ..?
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>>11326076

If I had a restaurant I would keep Nishizawa the hell away from it. By force if necessary.
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>>11326134
but she can cook. true she's a ditz at times, but i think the combines forces of sakura and aoi would be able to fix that straight up.

plus if anything, i'll just ask akira to help me foot the bill. she is rich after all..
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Amu: Because she's is damn cool and spicy.

Mei: I need a tsundere, and she's hot.

Kotomi: Her feet, how cute she is, and one of the very few anime girls with a chest I'd like to smother.

Shana: So we she can cast fuzetsu, and fuck while time freezes.

Nagi: Otaku, gamer, loli, and rich. What else do I need?

Miu: Female version of myself.

Saya: Possibly a female version of myself as well.

Sakuya: One of the few anime girls who's chest I'd want to smother, also she's hot for a thirteen year old.
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Subaru - I'd spar with her, just overall fun to have around.
Guchuko - Eventually she would feel comfortable enough around me to sit on my head.
Sakuya - Comedian, fun to be with.
Kyou - Clingy as fuck. I like it.
Mizore - Stalker
Rin - "I d-didn't do that for you, idiot."
Satori - I'd study/train with her, if you know what I mean.
Wilhelmina - Awesome meido
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>>11326134
She'd be a consistent customer though.
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u know, we should make a rule for harems to include only one girl from a certain series. its not really fair to see both nagisa and tomoyo.. or watever
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>>11326225
That would utterly destroy my harem. >>11325623

I guess I could make another one though.
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>>11326238
wow i just saw that. meh its just a suggestion anyway. im usually tempted to add more girls but i had to limit myself

otherwise i >>11326076 would have added iincho along with mawari. chose mawari coz her hair was purple. although i love my meganekko iincho
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>>11326165

What show is Shana from?
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>>11326374

Boku no Shut the fuck up and stop god damn asking every time I post my harem Pico
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raperaperaperape
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We'd conquer the business world, of course.

Takahashi would be the retarded moe one, Higuchi would keep the harem in line, Ooi would handle the armaments, Namikawa would be the brains, Kida would handle finances, Mido answers the question of Light would look like with glasses, Hatori is the cowardly moe one, and Shimura would look out for possible any dangers.
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>>11326165

What show is Shugo Chara from?
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We'd conquer the business world, of course.

Takahashi would be the retarded moe one, Higuchi would keep the harem in line, Ooi would handle the armaments, Namikawa would be the brains, Kida would handle finances, Mido answers the question of what Light would look like with glasses, Hatori is the cowardly moe one, and Shimura would look out for any possible dangers.
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>>11326401

You never answer though.
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>>11326511
Your harem should meet this harem >>11326413
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>>11326571
That fatty's no match for mai husbandous without Mello and the SPK to do his work for him.
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I chose Rika simply because she's perfect. Thanks to that there's no need for anyone else.

Regarding what we'd do together, I'll leave that as an exercise for the reader.
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>>11325473
I enjoyed your comments.
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>>11326642
I applaud you.
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>>11326642
Wait patiently for her to grow up?
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Just going to do my top 3, otherwise TLDR.

I'd gladly play sub to Light's dom
Would have Kei dress up like a Catholic school girl, watch him fly solo for a bit, then suck him off, blow him
Would have a nice, relaxing pajama party and bubble bath with Kagami, then we'd play pretend
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>>11325515
Fiona fuck yes
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>>11326801

I love how Kagami is in practically everyone harem no matter what.

Could be all guys, she makes it. Could be all 3d male medical staff, still makes the cut.
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>>11327235
>Could be all guys, she makes it.
I think this assertion is proven wrong with >>11325649
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>>11327261

Hence practically. She probably ends up in more harems than anyone else. This has even been counted and pointed out in other threads.
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>>11327235
that's Jun. idiot
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>>11327296

You need to get your eyes check, that's Kagami.
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I want to be nude at all times, except for an apron, and chained to the kitchen. I want cook and feed Cirno delicious food, busily clean hia mansion with a ball-pit pool in the backyard, service my triphusband under hia desks as he browses /a/, fan him with palm fronds, and perform any other desired services with a smile and no questions asked. I want to be his loyal and obedient doormat.
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>>11326041
I don't go with the whole cross-storyline Harem, but I've certainly toyed with the idea of a Kouta-Lucy-Yuka three way relationship, that kept Nana and Mayu in the family, and the three of them had three beautiful children who were not in the slightly psychotic and went off using their vectors on various undercover / blackops style shinanigans around the world.
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>>11325650

Ask her to make tea for you, nicely?
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>>11325446
>a true manly badass like James Bond, Tony Stark, Akagi

you forgot Lupin III, The king of heists
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>>11326076
A resteraunt? Dang that's organised. You got staffing sorted already!

>>11326118
I think Horo is enough on her own. I don't think she'd spread her heart so flippantly, and who'd want another girl after her?
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>>11327562
yea im organized at useless stuff such as this though. ah well.
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Hmm. Give me a minute or two to think over this 'What would I do' concept.
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>>11329124
Hey! You have two in one! That's cheating!
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this thread still lives
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>>11329129

I didn't cheat. I changed the conditions of the harem. ^_^ (Side note: I care not if anyone hates emotes. Fuck you, I'll type what I want.)

Secondly, I have to say, with a Harem like this, I could totally conquer a Country. Magic, Fighting skills, a Doctor, and Tama-nee can be my Hot PR Rep.

Yuko can handle defense, Setsuna and Motoko can lay waste to infantry, Tokiko and Himari can handle tanks, and Ground armour, and Rei and Ami can handle Air attacks, and Megumi can, if Necessary, patch up wounded.
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>>11329186

Actually, scratch that. Ami and Motoko can take on the infantry, Setsuna and Rei can handle aerial assault..

I've just put way more thought into this than it really deserves.
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I would rape my harem.
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>>11329231
Why the fuck would you do that to starscream?
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>>11329186
>^_^

It's not that we hate emotes.

WE HATE THAT EMOTE.
FUCK YOU.
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Start a mercenary group that winds up saving the world I guess.
Tokiko: would love tenderly and lick delicious scar. Also, slices up everything in a frenzy while on the field.
Kallen: would love tenderly. Very good mecha pilot.
Tessa: would love tenderly in the missionary position. Tactician/Commander.
Rena: would love tenderly. Berserker unit for striking fear on the opposing force.
Haruna: would love tenderly in the missionary position. Desk job, obviously.
Noriko: would love tenderly. Another good mecha pilot, however requires a bigger mecha than usual.
Asakura: would love tenderly. Covert operative skilled in dispatching opposition silently with a knife.
Misao: would love tenderly. Surprise attacker.
Mizore: would love tenderly and let her freeze me. Another heavy hitter with her armor-piercing ice attacks.
Haruka: would love tenderly. Second in field operations command.
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>>11329236
Because he's rapeable.
unf unf unf
especially his feet.
I can go into detail about his feet.
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>>11329251
Scare the enemy with her Hauu-ing
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>>11329238
>>11329238
>>11329238
>>11329238
>>11329238
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Seriously, has anyone who posted his harem read at least one of the other harems?
I doubt that...
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As well as fucking them:

Rich
Row me places
Eyepatch
Draw
Housekeeping
RENGE!
Magical girl for protection
Peerless in bed
Mermaid
Pilots a giant robot
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>>11329320
I did.
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>>11329320
I said "I'd rape my harem".
I think it was read because it was so fucking long



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