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faggot
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most people would say that being a virgin at 20 years old is pathetic.

the way I see it, I'm still eligible to become a vampire :D
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Anonymous: Always looking at the bright side of life in the most pathetic way possible.
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I like the way you think.
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Is there such a thing as 20 year old virgin girl in america?
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brilliant! with all of our virgin power combined, we can make ourselves a formidable vampire army.
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>>11325173
> Is there such a thing as 20 year old virgin girl in the world?
fixed and no. All women are whores.
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You sound kind of Kafuka there, anon.
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You'll be the oldest-turned vampire of them all
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how old do you suppose Seras was?
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i dont get..virginity? vampirism?
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>>11325186
Then why are so many people here still a virgin?
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>>11325185
>formidable

To whom?
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die
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GOOD THING SHE MET ME AFTER SHE BECAME A VAMPIRE HOH HOH HOH
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>>11325234
They whore out themselves to the same people. Namely, not me.
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>>11325186
Guess that means men are more pure than women, and are more eligible to become vampires. Except for Makoto lol.
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>>11325234
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>>11325234
We don't want to fuck whores.
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>>11325227

watch moar hellsing.
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fortunately, Integra is too.

she's 23?
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>>11325185
>formidable

Oh really? Formidable to whom, exactly?
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god
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poor Anderson will never get to be a vampire.
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>>11325366
Oh Lawl. I lol'd.
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>>11325385
HAWT
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>>11325267
context please
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>>11325173
Yes. I was a virgin for 3 months after turning 20.
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>>11325481
girls, silly.
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>>11325423
Watch Genshiken. Character asks how can someone jerk off to anime characters.
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>>11325173
Believe it or not, there is. I know a 29 year old virgin woman. She has physical problems and is very introverted and never goes out, so she still hasn't lost it.

Unbelievable, I know, but it does happen.
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Looks like you want to play
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>>11325481
what were you waiting for then and what made you give it up now?
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>>11325520
is she hot, fat, ugly, average?
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>>11325549
Used to be hot in her 20s, now about average. She's not someone you'd turn down if she just up and offered it at least.
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>>11325549
>>11325571
actually I know a girl similar to her she's 19 kinda hot but really good at video games and I respect her too much to ever cross the mine. Too bad she met this guy over the internet that was abused as a child and verbally trap her into a relationship because of it. I sense a worse ending for my friend than yours
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>>11325423
>>11325511
lol, yes there is an animated GIF of his whole monologue but i don't have it anymore
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>>11325571
have you offered to fix her problem?
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>>11325764
Well, I wouldn't have minded if I already wasn't in a relationship for a while.
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>>11325764
I would, but I've been in a relationship for quite a while now and I'm not one to stray.
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>>11325359

This always confuses me. Did Alucard not take it up the ass from a fat, hairy Turk before becoming a vampire?
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i don't think it's pathetic. there's lot of more interesting things to do in life than having sex and chasing women
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>>11325359

looking kinda gayass-faggtactular there, dracula
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>>11325657
forget your respect and rescue her from the situation. who ever heard of respecting a woman anyway
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>>11325836

Alucard was not turned by some other vampire, he was turned by his own bloody-mindedness. Basically, he GARed himself into a vampire.

The Major (Colonel?) also seems to have had a like experience from the flash-backs, where he is surrounded by those arrows-of-blood (but rejects them).
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>>11325173

Yes. Fuck you guys.
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20 is still young. Imagine a 14 year old girl getting knocked up and living in poverty for the rest of her life while the kid who lost his virginity at 15 dropped out of high school and fails the rest of his life.

Pussy is hard to come by for a man.
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Jesus, you are all faggots. Sex is not a fucking olympic sport.
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>>11326427
>>Alucard was not turned by some other vampire, he was turned by his own bloody-mindedness. Basically, he GARed himself into a vampire.

oh, so he's just a regular shitty mary sue
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>>11327091
Damn it Kohsaka you're absolutely right
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>>11327206
have you even ever fucking READ dracula? fuck you.
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>>11327091

FUCK YEAH KOUSAKA
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>>11327206
are you the guy that says mary sue in every alucard thread or is that just some eurofag thing
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>>11327274

? what does dracula have to do with some shitty manga mary sue written by a talent-free gook?
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>>11327325
0/10
get the hell out
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>>11326427
Alucard just gets GARer and GARer.
He can't even cry normal, HE CRIES FUCKING BLOOD.
SO MANRY.
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I'm not a virgin, I slept with one girl.

She was fat. She left me the day after.

That was the only girlfriend I've ever had.
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>>11327430
ENJOY YOUR LACK OF VAMPIRISM
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If Alucard could lose his virginity and become a vampire then so can I. I'm going out to rape some bitches and drink their blood now.
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>>11327503
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>>11327430
you make it sound like it was a bad thing
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>>11327534
see
>>11327458
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ITT: DRACULA PENIS
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>>11327550
no, dad! no!
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>>11325385
I laughed so fucking hard.
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ITT: Troll doesn't even know the male equivalent of a mary-sue, let alone what the term actually means.



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