most people would say that being a virgin at 20 years old is pathetic.
the way I see it, I'm still eligible to become a vampire :D
Anonymous: Always looking at the bright side of life in the most pathetic way possible.
I like the way you think.
Is there such a thing as 20 year old virgin girl in america?
brilliant! with all of our virgin power combined, we can make ourselves a formidable vampire army.
> Is there such a thing as 20 year old virgin girl in the world?
fixed and no. All women are whores.
You sound kind of Kafuka there, anon.
You'll be the oldest-turned vampire of them all
how old do you suppose Seras was?
i dont get..virginity? vampirism?
Then why are so many people here still a virgin?
GOOD THING SHE MET ME AFTER SHE BECAME A VAMPIRE HOH HOH HOH
They whore out themselves to the same people. Namely, not me.
Guess that means men are more pure than women, and are more eligible to become vampires. Except for Makoto lol.
We don't want to fuck whores.
watch moar hellsing.
fortunately, Integra is too.
Oh really? Formidable to whom, exactly?
poor Anderson will never get to be a vampire.
Oh Lawl. I lol'd.
Yes. I was a virgin for 3 months after turning 20.
Watch Genshiken. Character asks how can someone jerk off to anime characters.
Believe it or not, there is. I know a 29 year old virgin woman. She has physical problems and is very introverted and never goes out, so she still hasn't lost it.
Unbelievable, I know, but it does happen.
Looks like you want to play
what were you waiting for then and what made you give it up now?
is she hot, fat, ugly, average?
Used to be hot in her 20s, now about average. She's not someone you'd turn down if she just up and offered it at least.
actually I know a girl similar to her she's 19 kinda hot but really good at video games and I respect her too much to ever cross the mine. Too bad she met this guy over the internet that was abused as a child and verbally trap her into a relationship because of it. I sense a worse ending for my friend than yours
lol, yes there is an animated GIF of his whole monologue but i don't have it anymore
have you offered to fix her problem?
Well, I wouldn't have minded if I already wasn't in a relationship for a while.
I would, but I've been in a relationship for quite a while now and I'm not one to stray.
This always confuses me. Did Alucard not take it up the ass from a fat, hairy Turk before becoming a vampire?
i don't think it's pathetic. there's lot of more interesting things to do in life than having sex and chasing women
looking kinda gayass-faggtactular there, dracula
forget your respect and rescue her from the situation. who ever heard of respecting a woman anyway
Alucard was not turned by some other vampire, he was turned by his own bloody-mindedness. Basically, he GARed himself into a vampire.
The Major (Colonel?) also seems to have had a like experience from the flash-backs, where he is surrounded by those arrows-of-blood (but rejects them).
Yes. Fuck you guys.
20 is still young. Imagine a 14 year old girl getting knocked up and living in poverty for the rest of her life while the kid who lost his virginity at 15 dropped out of high school and fails the rest of his life.
Pussy is hard to come by for a man.
Jesus, you are all faggots. Sex is not a fucking olympic sport.
>>Alucard was not turned by some other vampire, he was turned by his own bloody-mindedness. Basically, he GARed himself into a vampire.
oh, so he's just a regular shitty mary sue
Damn it Kohsaka you're absolutely right
have you even ever fucking READ dracula? fuck you.
FUCK YEAH KOUSAKA
are you the guy that says mary sue in every alucard thread or is that just some eurofag thing
? what does dracula have to do with some shitty manga mary sue written by a talent-free gook?
get the hell out
Alucard just gets GARer and GARer.
He can't even cry normal, HE CRIES FUCKING BLOOD.
I'm not a virgin, I slept with one girl.
She was fat. She left me the day after.
That was the only girlfriend I've ever had.
ENJOY YOUR LACK OF VAMPIRISM
If Alucard could lose his virginity and become a vampire then so can I. I'm going out to rape some bitches and drink their blood now.
you make it sound like it was a bad thing
ITT: DRACULA PENIS
no, dad! no!
I laughed so fucking hard.
ITT: Troll doesn't even know the male equivalent of a mary-sue, let alone what the term actually means.