Obligatory post. That's out of the way now, continue with your thread.
k. Oxygen tank + Lube
Crawl in side and use the clit like a punching bag?
How do you fuck her wen shes big?
read this >>11324323
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Kick her in the CUNT. Repeatedly, she loves it.
Knowing Macross, she'll spend the entire series miclonized
as will i
I'm sure getting kicked in the cunt repeateldy by a being 1/5 your size doesn't hurt that mucht
Exactly. Stick your leg in it I'm sayin.
She is the best example of the FUCKING HORRIBLE character design of macross.
FUCKING AWESOME, She has already gained enough popularity to attract a Troll. Cheers!
Come on. Say more general derogatory things about her or the show. There are plenty of happy emotions here for you to feast on.
Not the promotions I'm looking for
I'm not sure she's the *best* example, but she is an example. Manface, garish colors...
Shit, i think i scared off the pore thing. He was such a little one, a doe? Few more weeks and she will start attracting big ones, maby even hordes! Ill have to get my troll bait and tackle ready.
Ehh, to small. Ill throw you back for now. Time for bed anyways.
Ugh, don't use that idiotic term. Humans, and other "small" creatures were referred to by the Zentradi as "microns", emphasis on the fucking MICRO, not "miclones". To be "micronized" is to become like a "micron". Gattai has earned my rage for that stupid translation.
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Man face? Not my Milia
Everywhere I see it, people refer to it as "miclone" not "microne". Even in /m/ and on Macross fan sites. You may be technically right but "miclone" seems to be the translation that's stuck around.
In Japanese it's all the same anyway.
I don't care if that came from the lips of Kawamori himself, it's a fucking retarded term that makes no sense. It implies that the enlarging and miniaturization is making a clone of yourself only bigger or smaller. While the Zentran and Meltran might be genetically engineering clones, how would that work for the humans (since Max gets enlarged in the DYRL movie?)
I'm guessing some faggot forgot that Japanese Rs and Ls are the same shit and ran with it. Or maybe he thought micLone sounded more Star Trekkish. Doesn't matter, shit sux.
Hah! I've been vindicated by wikipedia!
"Micronization is the process of reducing the average diameter of a solid material's particles. Usually, the term micronization is used when the particles that are produced are only a few micrometres in diameter. However, modern applications (usually in the pharmaceutical's industry) require average particle diameters of the nanometer scale."
Zentradi technology is just superior, that's all. Okay, I'm done raging.
you can't, that's why you fuck her in her loli form
Argh. The fact that they used the micronization as a cheap way to muscle a loli into the Macross universe makes me rage even more....
Ooooh shit, someone let Junk near the de-micronizer!!!
Yeah, they really didn't need to needlessly pander to the otaku for Macross. It's fucking Macross FFS.
A challenger appears!
you gotta be shitting me. macross is always about fapping to the female idols/love interests
Of which Klan Klein is neither.
faggot, a loli is fine too.
Macross F is still nowhere near as FUCKING STUPID as the original series or especially Macross 7.
Mylene was only 14.
But she looked healthy, just like most animu "lolis" during the 90's.
Hi, there's plenty of shit for you to watch with lolis in it. This is Macross. It deserves better.
>>Macross F is so far just as FUCKING AWESOME as the original series AND ESPECIALLY Macross 7.
14 is usually not loli.
perfectly normal for her to have healthy breasts.
80's anime get a free pass with me for QUALITY problems. Besides, they redeemed themselves with the movie.
oh god gtfo. everyone here will watch anything for teh loli. deal with it and shut up.
Macross 7 is a pile of shit.
As I always understood it, being loli has zip to do with age, and everything to do with being completely flat chested and looking 5 years old. There are tons of healthy looking little kids in anime, and tons of loli teens and adults.
The episode where Max and Milia hook up is SO GOD DAMN QUALITY MY EYES BURN.
Lezrape scene in Dynamite was LOLWUT?
you are the pile of the shit
TOTSUGEKI ROVE HAAAAAAAAAAART
Thanks for making my case for me. Blatant pandering to a niche audience of pedos. Macross doesn't need that kind of crap.. it's fucking MACROSS. It's one of the storied franchises next to Gundam.
Your taste is horrible. Frontier and Macross 7 are extremely similar in style and wackiness, minus the artwork of course.
look where gundam is now yaoi yaoi
>>11325671 The episode where Max and Milia hook up is SO GOD DAMN QUALITY MY EYES BURN.
God is it ever. I guess they never considered Max much more then a side character barely worth an animation budget.
FUCKING STUPID scale:
G Gundam > SDF Macross ~= Macross 7 > Macross F ~= Macross Zero > Macross Plus
but they are all AWESOME so yea
How is Frontier nearly as wacky as 7? I grant you that they're similar in setting, but Alto's not busting some hot licks across the cosmos with his guitar to harmonize enemies with his beautiful music.
You're throwing in Super Robo with Macross?
i think Nyan Nyan-chan, Alto-hime, and Ku Klein Klan brings it up to SDF/Macross 7 levels of lulz
Yeah I know. I'm fighting a losing battle because eventually the otakufags will win. Doesn't mean I can't rage like a goddamn demon about it.
7 is much wackier then F.
F is approximately equal to Zero, though we have yet to see how it ends. Zero started off good but got LOL WTF IS THIS SHIT!? by the end.
Actually, the Max/Millia romance/wedding was supposed to be spread out over several episodes. Unfortunately, when the episode count got cut early on these were condensed into what we got, and when the episode count was expanded again later on it was too late to re-expand them.
Just FYI, there's at least one or two idiots in /a/ who fag up any Macross thread by claiming Macross has always been comedically stupid.
Don't feed the trolls.
I laugh at your pain.
we got fucking Nyan Nyan, Princesss Alto, and Zentradi loli. And this is based on only 4 episodes, we haven't seen anything yet
I really can't understand why anyone would hate Macross 7 and love Frontier, they are both so alike (and incredibly enjoyable) that it's painful.
Now that makes sense. Max was always my favorite character in the show, and having him end up marrying the first Zentradi micronized woman just made him totally badass in my book.
Well, if you really expanded your mind a bit, the stuff in Zero fit in to the DYRL stuff fairly easily, but I can certainly understand why people were blown off by it. The only real "LOL WTF" of Zero was how much more advanced the Valkyries seemed when they were the PRECURSORS to the ones we saw in the Macross TV series. And everybody fucking had one.
I really hope music saves the universe once again in Frontier.
I will rage if it doesn't.
>>11325824 The only real "LOL WTF" of Zero was how much more advanced the Valkyries seemed when they were the PRECURSORS to the ones we saw in the Macross TV series.
The VF-0 wasn't a precursor to the VF-1.
They were VF-1's, retrofit with older engines and new technologies that hadn't made it into the VF-1 production design.
>>11325798 we got fucking Nyan Nyan, Princesss Alto, and Zentradi loli. And this is based on only 4 episodes, we haven't seen anything yet
I think it's the presentation. Macross 7's problem was how bombastic it was with the bizarre. So far the only thing in Frontier that's been retarded and fucking stupid was the "genetic defect" that forces Klan Klein to be a micron-loli.
Princess Alto is actually a point of conflict between he and his father, so it serves a purpose. Nyan-Nyan was just a cute moment that just got a lot more attention from 2ch / 4chan fags then it deserved.
I think I'll wait this one out before declaring Frontier anywhere on the wacky scale.
I dislike 7 due to the shortcomings typical of anime of its time. Repeating scenes over and over like it's a Scooby Doo chase scene and the like.
Then there's the guitar stupidity that still somehow allows him to dodge layzors and missuls using his fecking feet better than the military units can.
Also, "Omg, you made me hit someone! With my fist! I h8 u!"
>>Just FYI, there's at least one or two idiots in /a/ who fag up any Macross thread by claiming Macross has always been comedically stupid.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE THEY SING AND DANCE TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE
No, they'll pull a Macross 2, and the human race will be DOOMED by song.
The Vajra are attracted to Ranka's singing.
>>11325935 FOR FUCK'S SAKE THEY SING AND DANCE TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE
Not in the original Macross they don't, dumbass.
>>Then there's the guitar stupidity that still somehow allows him to dodge layzors and missuls using his fecking feet better than the military units can.
THE LAST STRAW IN AN ALREADY UNREALISTIC SCI-FI JET FIGHTAN SPACE SERIES, AMIRITE
Well singing and spamming a couple of million nukes did the trick.
Macross 2 is to most Macross fans as the Tsukihime anime is to Nasufags.
Vajra see the Nyan Nyan song sung by Ranka. Nyan Nyan song gets stuck in their heads. Vajra start craving Nyan Nyan Restraunt's food. Frontier gives Vajra food from Nyan Nyan Restraunt (which is secretly laced with genetically engineered Vajra AIDs Virus). Vajra die off from Vajra AIDs. Universe is saved.
This thread is alike to those Fallout purists.
Those who only liked Fallout and everything else from Fallout 2 to Tactics didn't exist because they weren't the same.
So.../a/ = /v/ ?
Sing yes. The dancing is just a result of idols being involved too.
Besides, this scene is fucking epic.
I said it before, and I'll say it again:
Macross 7 > DYRL
I like to keep my options open.
Instead of wishing for a show in the same vein as SDF Macross, I can expect different things without it damaging how much I enjoy it.
Though the Macross title only really makes me expect music, missile spam, some romance story, and Valks.
Now THAT'S a troll.
LOL, too failtrolling to notice the epic
Not really a troll. DYRL sucked ass. The only truely good thing was the animation, which to this day still holds up awesomely.
I agree. I mean, DYRL is a work of art, but boy did it ever shit up the story of Macross.
I blame it for the whole SINGING TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE stereotype bullshit some people think Macross is (and which it admittedly turned into post-DYRL).
DYRL does kind of chub up the Macross story, but you have to admit that as far as movies that compress series down go, there aren't many that do a better job.
I really have no problems with Macross 7 or Frontier. M7 updated the series for the 90's, and Frontier is once again updating the series for a modern audience.
Even the character designs reflect the standards of their specific time periods. Which is why I say that Macross Frontier's character designs are good.
Maybe I just don't have a stick up my ass, or something.
Well, trying to condense 37 episodes down to a 2 hour movie isn't fucking easy. I, too, rolled my eyes at some of the things they changed, but I still think it's better then Macross Fucking 7. If you look at it entirely on it's own, it's not a bad flick.
If not for Macross 2, 7 is about the worst in the franchise.
Except that there's virtually no change between the TV series and the Movie on this. Minmay still sings a goddamn song to help the SDF-1 Macross and Britai's forces defeat Boldoza. I dont' see why they'd blame that shit on the movie.
Wait, 7 is supposed to be 90's? Where was I during this period that I missed out on all of the, well, 80's fashion O.o;
ITT people who think their opinions are worth as much as gold.
>>7 is about the worst in the franchise
Thankfully, your awful opinion is in the minority.
WELCOME TO THE INTERNET!
Yeah, it's in the minority. Validation through popular opinion is a fallacy of logic.
to be fair, he did say awful, which is subjective
My opinions ARE awful, I'll give him that. Still doesn't make Macross 7 anything but crap.
I'll never understand why people hate Macross 7 and G Gundam.
"This show sucks because it doesn't fit my narrow definition of what Macross/Gundam should be! How dare they be different!"