Girl wants to rape/fuck Kouta, Kouta tries to refuse, hilarity ensues! Repeat 2,341 times.
Kouta doesn't really refuse.
cockblocks then. still stupid and pointless show. If the DVDs show some nipples maybe I'll be interested for a fap.
He doesn't refuse, Wolfu gets in the way.
HE HAS TO PREPARE HIS HEART, LOL
Wasn't that "gattai" in the first episode pretty much him opening his heart?
That pimp gave her a bare bottom spanking, who knows where this series will lead to.
True the girls just think he doesnt want to have sex.... but he is having sex its just that they cant feel his tiny nip penetration efforts with his 2 cm PENIS
His fully erect penis is as large as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Prove me wrong.
/r/ facesit gif
Wolf and Spice
No. Not really.
In shota, standard penis length and girth is typically inversely proportional to body size. As such, Kouta is packing 6-7 inches at least.
Kanokon or Konakon or whatever.
so shes a fox rite
>In shota, standard penis length and girth is typically inversely proportional to body size.
this is quite accurate
Fucking newfags. There is no way you wouldn't know if you weren't a newfag. AKA you would know if you weren't a newfag.
I WANT TO HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX WITH HER IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION!
Better understanding of the universe. It will allow us to create a more accurate model than the general law of relativity. While it won't have any practical use in the present, one example of a possible future practical use would be the stabilization of a traversable wormhole through the use of negative matter. Stabilizing a wormhole would allow humans the ability to travel anywhere through time and/or space in this universe(and the possibility of traveling to alternate universes through a white hole).
So slightly larger than the average white person's?
Actually he's a girl.
Kanokon or Konakon... or some other combination of Kanonakonanokanno.
Shh! You're ruining the WHAT A TWEEST ending!
well... uh... thank you.
Average r/l shota only has about 2 inches until the onset of puberty. Just exclude the fact that he's supposed to be 15(since age doesn't matter when determining whether you're loli or shota)
Yes, given his body size and the fact he's Japanese, it's quite impressive. Although 6-7 would be his minimum. It wouldn't be surprising for the great erotic king to push 9 inches in length with a 2-2.5 inch diameter.
Boku no Black Bibletoads
>Girl wants to rape/fuck Kouta, Kouta tries to refuse, fap ensues! Repeat 2,341 times.
Don't kid yourself. We aren't watching Kanokon because we want to laugh(mostly).
White hole no longer vaild. White holes were the explination of where the matter was going after it "fell" into a black hole. Black holes don't send it somewhere else. They just keep the mass compressed and get bigger as more mass is absorbed and then slowly radiate the mass off as black body radiation.
Black holes in the original sense of the mass being released back into the universe are in themselves the "white holes"
Speaking of Straight Shota, when are they going to animate Boy's Empire?
It's not about hilarity. It's about sexual stimulation.
Yea but the delusional morons like to think they can travel the universe by going into black holes.
/a/- speculation on shota penis size and theories about black holes
i liek it
your trolling right?
But you can, it's called slingshoting. You're dead but you're still traveling the universe...quickly...
I'd traverse the universe through Chizuru's black hole if you know what I mean.
The great erotic king fucks black holes to relieve his morning wood.
k, just watched ep 3. WHY IS THIS NOT PORN?
raep the universe one hole at a time.
Episode 9 will show the first sex. Unfortunately, it's anal.
weeaboo show is weeaboo. I cant believe you nerds keep watching shows like this. Hey guys, let's make a shitty fap show with a stereotypical homo main character.
It's called negative matter. You can create an antigravitational field inside the throat which would allow you to travel through.
damn. What's with people's obsession with stuffing things in their anuses when the vaginal cavity is RIGHT THERE?
sounds like universe raep to me
So I take it character developement is the cornerstone of your choice of pornography.
You are an idiot and you have no idea what you're talking about.
You would be sliced and diced by the gravity it gives off long before reaching the event horizon.
Impossible. He would be crushed by the gravitational field of a black hole if he were able to get close enough to fuck it. Unless his penis were long enough to stretch light-years into space.
that's why there's an antigravitional belt, fucktard.
He was talking about the anus, I think.
Did you not hear?
TENGEN TOPPA PENIS.
But this isn't possible. Do you know how much blood he would need just to support a penis that long?
Not to mention it would run out of oxygen far before getting to the end. He'd have to have a chain of hearts in his penis like waypoints.
/a/ is really easy to troll at night.
read the fucking thread faggot
It wouldn't be able to handle the external pressure in space, either. It'd need to have some kind of super condom that levels the pressure and protects it from radiation and/or temperature.
Penis built like an apatosaurus
/a/ - Astrophysics/Penis
definition of epic
because you wouldn't want to start another big bang
His cumshot would be the equivalent of a big bang explosion that would spawn galaxies and solar systems.
What the fuck, /a/.
This is just fucking stupid.
WHY CNT EVRYBODY BE LIKE KURONO?
THIS COCK OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER...
We are nothing more than his spilled seed.
shota spawn universe
but loli haet pizza.
Kouta is god. Chizuru is mother nature.
Mother nature can possess God and get with the shootan of fireballs?
Kanokon->Shota penis size->Wormhole/Black Holes->Shota fucking black hole->Possible explanation for the foundation of our universe?
Yes, those are the stars.
Now that's some funny shit.
That's not even canon you fucktard.
So, basically, when a black hole and a shota love each other very much, they get together and create the universe with juices of love.
This is some deep shit.
Ecchi Anime is fun only because it teases you, but the more I watch Kanokon I'm inclined to agree. We all know by now what will happen: It will be ecchi and school trips and generic shit until the last episode (or, if lucky, the last two episodes) where the writers will pull some shit about Chizuru being hunted, he saves her by being normal and barely scraping by, "I love you", end series.
And I'll download every episode ;_;
I think that sums up /a/ with a side of cornflakes
This thread is awesome.
SO PUT YOUR LITTLE HAND IN MINE, THERE'S NO HILL OR MOUNTAIN WE CAN'T CLIIIIIIIIIMB
to infinity and beyond
ME FOUND A SHEEP!
poor sheep is surrounded by the wolves of /a/
This is a wolf.
Wouldn't be the first time in harem comedy animu they've crammed "plot" into the last couple of episodes.
Seems to happen often to those with a supernatural element to them.
doesn't even need to have a plot these days. Remember Bamboo Blade?
You guys should learn the difference between plot and story.
PLOT/STORY DNT EXIST IN MY ECCHI
YOUR WATCHING IT FOR THE WRONG REASON ANON!
I'd their plots if you know what I mean.
Brain leaking must watch more shota....
This might be the best thread on /a/ right now...
I'd her ass.
> Kanokon sexual harrasment panda
maybe so but the lulz be fading
And it's your fault. Fuck off back to /b/.
This thread makes me wonder though....
How many Anons wish to be the little boy instead? Granted that you're also packing a manly, healthy larger than average sized cock?
no girls on interwebs, mandatory selection of shota required