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Girl wants to rape/fuck Kouta, Kouta tries to refuse, hilarity ensues! Repeat 2,341 times.
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Kouta doesn't really refuse.
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>>11322163
cockblocks then. still stupid and pointless show. If the DVDs show some nipples maybe I'll be interested for a fap.
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He doesn't refuse, Wolfu gets in the way.
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HE HAS TO PREPARE HIS HEART, LOL
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>>11322186
Wasn't that "gattai" in the first episode pretty much him opening his heart?
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That pimp gave her a bare bottom spanking, who knows where this series will lead to.
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>>11322163
True the girls just think he doesnt want to have sex.... but he is having sex its just that they cant feel his tiny nip penetration efforts with his 2 cm PENIS
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>>11322150
sauce?
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>>11322239

His fully erect penis is as large as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Prove me wrong.
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/r/ facesit gif
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>>11322242
Wolf and Spice
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>>11322150
>hilarity ensues!

No. Not really.
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>>11322239
You misunderstand.
In shota, standard penis length and girth is typically inversely proportional to body size. As such, Kouta is packing 6-7 inches at least.
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Kanokon or Konakon or whatever.
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so shes a fox rite
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>>11322287
>In shota, standard penis length and girth is typically inversely proportional to body size.

this is quite accurate
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>>11322242

Fucking newfags. There is no way you wouldn't know if you weren't a newfag. AKA you would know if you weren't a newfag.

Fuck off.
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I WANT TO HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX WITH HER IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION!
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Better understanding of the universe. It will allow us to create a more accurate model than the general law of relativity. While it won't have any practical use in the present, one example of a possible future practical use would be the stabilization of a traversable wormhole through the use of negative matter. Stabilizing a wormhole would allow humans the ability to travel anywhere through time and/or space in this universe(and the possibility of traveling to alternate universes through a white hole).
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>>11322287
So slightly larger than the average white person's?
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Actually he's a girl.
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>>11322242
Kanokon or Konakon... or some other combination of Kanonakonanokanno.
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>>11322314
Shh! You're ruining the WHAT A TWEEST ending!
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>>11322336
well... uh... thank you.
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>>11322308
Average r/l shota only has about 2 inches until the onset of puberty. Just exclude the fact that he's supposed to be 15(since age doesn't matter when determining whether you're loli or shota)
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>>11322150
source?
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>>11322308
Yes, given his body size and the fact he's Japanese, it's quite impressive. Although 6-7 would be his minimum. It wouldn't be surprising for the great erotic king to push 9 inches in length with a 2-2.5 inch diameter.
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>>11322336

Ian Crossland?
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>>11322384
Boku no Black Bibletoads
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>Girl wants to rape/fuck Kouta, Kouta tries to refuse, fap ensues! Repeat 2,341 times.
Don't kid yourself. We aren't watching Kanokon because we want to laugh(mostly).
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>>11322336
White hole no longer vaild. White holes were the explination of where the matter was going after it "fell" into a black hole. Black holes don't send it somewhere else. They just keep the mass compressed and get bigger as more mass is absorbed and then slowly radiate the mass off as black body radiation.

Black holes in the original sense of the mass being released back into the universe are in themselves the "white holes"
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Speaking of Straight Shota, when are they going to animate Boy's Empire?
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>>11322150
It's not about hilarity. It's about sexual stimulation.
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>>11322384
Kanoporn
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>>11322459

Yea but the delusional morons like to think they can travel the universe by going into black holes.
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/a/- speculation on shota penis size and theories about black holes

i liek it
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>>11322384
your trolling right?
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sauce?
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>>11322489
But you can, it's called slingshoting. You're dead but you're still traveling the universe...quickly...
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>>11322489
I'd traverse the universe through Chizuru's black hole if you know what I mean.
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>>11322524
The great erotic king fucks black holes to relieve his morning wood.
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k, just watched ep 3. WHY IS THIS NOT PORN?
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>>11322560
raep the universe one hole at a time.
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Episode 9 will show the first sex. Unfortunately, it's anal.
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weeaboo show is weeaboo. I cant believe you nerds keep watching shows like this. Hey guys, let's make a shitty fap show with a stereotypical homo main character.
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>>11322459
It's called negative matter. You can create an antigravitational field inside the throat which would allow you to travel through.
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>>11322645
damn. What's with people's obsession with stuffing things in their anuses when the vaginal cavity is RIGHT THERE?
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>>11322633
sounds like universe raep to me
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>>11322631
So I take it character developement is the cornerstone of your choice of pornography.
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>>11322689
variety.
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>>11322633

You are an idiot and you have no idea what you're talking about.

You would be sliced and diced by the gravity it gives off long before reaching the event horizon.
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>>11322560
Impossible. He would be crushed by the gravitational field of a black hole if he were able to get close enough to fuck it. Unless his penis were long enough to stretch light-years into space.
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>>11322733
that's why there's an antigravitional belt, fucktard.
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>>11322737

He was talking about the anus, I think.
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>>11322737
Did you not hear?
"Universe raep"
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>>11322776

Oh wow.
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>>11322822

Super penis.

TENGEN TOPPA PENIS.
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>>11322737
But this isn't possible. Do you know how much blood he would need just to support a penis that long?

Not to mention it would run out of oxygen far before getting to the end. He'd have to have a chain of hearts in his penis like waypoints.
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/a/ is really easy to troll at night.

sauce?
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>>11322825
read the fucking thread faggot
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>>11322822
It wouldn't be able to handle the external pressure in space, either. It'd need to have some kind of super condom that levels the pressure and protects it from radiation and/or temperature.
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>>11322822
Penis built like an apatosaurus
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>>11322150
/a/ - Astrophysics/Penis
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>>11322908
definition of epic
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>>11322871
SUPER CONDOMS,
SUPER CONDOMS,
SUPER CONDOMS

because you wouldn't want to start another big bang
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>>11322989
His cumshot would be the equivalent of a big bang explosion that would spawn galaxies and solar systems.
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>>11322871
>>11322822
>>11322737
>>11322560
What the fuck, /a/.

This is just fucking stupid.
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WHY CNT EVRYBODY BE LIKE KURONO?
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>>11323012

THIS COCK OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER...
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>>11323012
We are nothing more than his spilled seed.
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>>11323033
shota spawn universe
but loli haet pizza.
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>>11323033

Kouta is god. Chizuru is mother nature.
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>>11323068
Mother nature can possess God and get with the shootan of fireballs?
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Kanokon->Shota penis size->Wormhole/Black Holes->Shota fucking black hole->Possible explanation for the foundation of our universe?
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>>11323086

Yes, those are the stars.
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>>11323105
Now that's some funny shit.
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>>11323031
That's not even canon you fucktard.
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>>11323012
So, basically, when a black hole and a shota love each other very much, they get together and create the universe with juices of love.
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This is some deep shit.
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>>11322150
Ecchi Anime is fun only because it teases you, but the more I watch Kanokon I'm inclined to agree. We all know by now what will happen: It will be ecchi and school trips and generic shit until the last episode (or, if lucky, the last two episodes) where the writers will pull some shit about Chizuru being hunted, he saves her by being normal and barely scraping by, "I love you", end series.

And I'll download every episode ;_;
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>>11323126
I think that sums up /a/ with a side of cornflakes
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>>11323174
thread reset
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This thread is awesome.
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>>11323193
SO PUT YOUR LITTLE HAND IN MINE, THERE'S NO HILL OR MOUNTAIN WE CAN'T CLIIIIIIIIIMB
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>>11323214
to infinity and beyond
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>>11323174

ME FOUND A SHEEP!
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>>11323235
poor sheep is surrounded by the wolves of /a/
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>>11323317
This is a wolf.
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>>11323174
Wouldn't be the first time in harem comedy animu they've crammed "plot" into the last couple of episodes.
Seems to happen often to those with a supernatural element to them.
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>>11323400
doesn't even need to have a plot these days. Remember Bamboo Blade?
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You guys should learn the difference between plot and story.
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>>11323494

PLOT/STORY DNT EXIST IN MY ECCHI

YOUR WATCHING IT FOR THE WRONG REASON ANON!
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I'd their plots if you know what I mean.
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>>11323535
Brain leaking must watch more shota....
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This might be the best thread on /a/ right now...
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>>11323535

I'd her ass.
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> Kanokon sexual harrasment panda

wut?
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>>11323598
maybe so but the lulz be fading
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>lulz

And it's your fault. Fuck off back to /b/.
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This thread makes me wonder though....

How many Anons wish to be the little boy instead? Granted that you're also packing a manly, healthy larger than average sized cock?
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>>11323693
no girls on interwebs, mandatory selection of shota required



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