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What's a nutbladder?
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part of the penis engine
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The bladder which holds the man essence.
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Goddamit /a/ you've given me a folder of over 80 yunocchi pics today
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MY BALLSACK
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The thing that just exploded.
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right inside my scrotum
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I lost mine before I even know what it was.
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I, uh, I don't know most of those words.
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Your prostate
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Where's my prostate?
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>>11318395
Nubladder (n) - A minor meme on /a/, it started when an anonymous poster asked if it was possible to break the "wiring" in your penis from fapping too much, accompanied by a picture from Hidamari Sketch, an anime known for its unique "wide-faced" character design. As the thread progressed this anonymous elaborated on how his "penis engine" was broken. He said the wiring to his "nutbladder"("the bladder which holds the man essence") was lumpy and his "man essence" came out dirty (black and bloody). Among other things, he also explained how the characters in Hidamari Sketch turned him on and made his "nutbladder aching hurt," and how a doctor molested him while telling him to only fap twice a year. Several anonymii suggested he go to a doctor immediately because he might have a swollen prostate. It is unknown what happened to him, and whether or not he was a troll or just a retard. However, it is now customary in any Hidamari Sketch thread to make mention of how the pictures hurt your "nutbladder."
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>>11318391
you lost your nutbladder?

get in an accident or something?
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Every time an erotic, but strangely innocent image is viewed, a small amount of liquid enters the nutbladder for toxin filtering, since being turned on by something so adorable fills our testes with pure evil, as a result of sexual thoughts about such an innocent creature. Of course, the amount of evil present varies based on the level of adorability and innocence of the picture in question. In this case, such a massive level of evil is produced that the nutbladder overloads, and explodes.
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>>11318433
Way to kill the humor, asshole.
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>>11318433
Way to play along.
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>>11318428

Somehow, I'd imagine that even Yuno knows women don't have a prostate.
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>>11318527
Why do PMS pills say to see a doctor if you have difficulty in urinating due to "enlargement of the prostate gland"?
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>>11318527
Innocent Yuno is innocent.
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>>11318603

Because some men take them as a painkiller.
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>>11318618
she haz a baox
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sage
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>>11318618
a little too innocent

miyako's just right, on the other hand
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why "nutbladder"? it should be nutbag.
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Da Vinci's notes on the Nutbladder
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>>11318672

Brilliant.
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>>11318756
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>>11318672

Genius, I tell ya.
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i could never bring myself to watch this i was afraid i would gush out my eyes to stop the cute
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>>11318618
She did immediately assume that these two were having a go at it in the woods. Though that's probably a few days of Miyako's corruptive influence.
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