My dream girlfriend...
thighs do not look fat, nor do arms look very flabby
Fuuuck, it's me, excluding the white hair thing. They even got the laptop part right.
i fucking wish...
Why does my ex have fanart of her? Goddammit.
a yaoi fangirl? how low
Post the REAL version and not this fantasy mockup
Sounds like me.
There's a REAL version?
I....Is that how /a/ and all the other anons like me would look after a few days? D:
The original is a lot less flattering
Cat parts describe me completely :(
You don't want to see it.
Is that sum of Eri from Metal Slug ?!!!!!111
DAMMIT, WHY IS THIS HOT? FUCK.
PLZ POST THE REAL VERSION SO WE CAN STOP GETTING HARD PLZ.
I'd fuck her.
-white hairs despite being young
-dedicated 4chan browser
-bookmarked BL sites
Wow, they're actually pretty good at this.
No, this girl's tits aren't incredibly huge.
No the fatter, uglier one.
This is the original version translated. Someone on 2ch later made a more realistic version, which you're talking about.
Girls aren't on the internet.
I'd rather not talk about it. ._.
This will probably be me in a decade. I'm not quite there yet... I prefer straight hentai, no grey hairs, I actually have a cat (and don't own any cat-themed stuff), I'm really thin, and I don't need a sales rep to tell me what to buy.
I actually know a guy who is just like this...
Anyone got the other version of this pic with the real woman in it?
Now that's a WOMAN!
so are you not a guy? because that would make your ex a dyke
I once fell for a "fujoshi", a Yaoi fangirl if you will. She was a friend of mine in college. I actually watched SEED and Geass because she kept bugging me to watch them (I'm an /m/ guy). So I watched hours of fangirl fantasies for the sake of conversation. I thought she liked me because we could talk for hours on end. (80% of the conversation being anime related, of course.) So when we were both alone, I took the chance of telling her how I felt about her for the last few months. Guess what? "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way about you..." At the moment, I tried desperately to hold on to my RAAAAAAGE with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. Luckily, she moved to another COUNTRY the next semester so I wasn't really heart broken.
The moral of the story (tl;dr): don't fall for fangirls. You can never win them over against their Yaoi fantasies.
You sound like a girl I know. Exactly like her. I really hope you aren't her.
Fuck you guys, you're not exactly perfect, are you now?
I'm a guy who went out with a fujoshi.
I am not on there, what's up.
I hate girls that cuss and share my hobbies.
#2 is where it's at, bitches.
I'm dying to know what this is.
I'm 1(but skinny), 5, and 6.
Loli lovers aren't intrinsically fat like yaoi fangirls.
#5+#2 except change anime to manga. I don't watch animu.
I'm sure it's just a conscience. It's not like the whole "chick with brown hair with glasses on the Internet" combo is rare, rofl.
>Loli lovers aren't intrinsically fat like yaoi fangirls.
And we don't pretend to be. We laugh at our selves.
Fuck, I'm a batshit insane bisexual lolicon. IS THAT SO WRONG?!
no yurifags? i fucking get off on that shit all the time. is there any stereotype for us? i'd like to hear it
V1 > V2.
Mousou Shoujo Otakukei, a mango about the daily life of a fujoshi.
That's not the original. It's obviously photoshopped.
Did I say we were perfect, anonymous?
Usually there wouldn't be a problem, but you people tend to be fucking obnoxious.
I heard that FAGS like girls, you nigger
As long as you don't own a large doujin collection, you're likely not her. Besides, the odds are astronomical.
The most common and LOUDEST being #1 and #2, of course. Considering that males make up the majority of /a/ and are thus part of the cancer, we really shouldn't be ragging on girls.
Yurifags would make some sort of sterotype, but they're all too fucking busy discussing about how great it would be to get a sex change and be someone's onee-sama or something.
Narutard, Gaiafag, wannabe VA, attention whore cosplayer, underage b&, moralfag, and furry are all IWJs.
Black weeaboo females are even rarer than male black weeaboos, middle aged fujoshi is a fat yaoi fangirl, and anon female and Internet Stalker do not exist.
Oh, it's definitely not I, then. I don't own any doujins... The only manga I actually own is Welcome to the NHK and FLCL.
Plus, a decent amount of yuri enthusiasts are crazi feminazi dykes.
Internet stalker is very real. I have one as a friend. We're pretty close and she tells me things. Some of those things scare me a bit. That being said, I'd let a girl like her stalk me anytime.
>>Internet Stalker do not exist.
Oh yes they do.
I'm /a/non-tan, faggot.
Words cannot express how relieved I am at this. Interesting taste, though.
actually I am, enjoy your lack of confidence
I AM /A/NON-TAN
Enjoy your bloated ego.
If she's cute then you have a winner.
...are all in hospitals?
oh my lol
sex-change?! what the fuck? i don't visit /u/ other than to fap. I guess there really isn't one.
True heroes of mankind.
NO! I AM /A/NON-TAN!
I'm like a cross between 2 and 5. I switch depending on who I'm talking to.
Honestly? She's hot, plays more games than I do, and is one of the best cooks that I know as well.
By the way, we need an extra category for fags. I'm not #3 because I appear far too manly to pull off any trappy activities.
#2 looks hittable
Because he looks like Yamazaki, mirite?
I'm a combination of 2 and 5, a true master.
Welcome to the NHK, my friend.
I added one.
I'll take a number two with some sense of humour, please.
...fuck, ronery ;_;
Yes they do. I've had the (dis)pleasure of knowing some.
yea same here, if im talking to a friend ill talk about anime but anyone i don't know well i wont even mention it.
I lol'd. I know two.
I'd fuck Hot Topic Gothic Lolita and Batshit Insane Bisexual Lolicon any day.
>>11318768 Black weeaboo females are even rarer than male black weeaboos
Where can I sell mine for high profit?
HARHARHAR THERE WE GO
Finally some love for batshit insane bisexual lolicon.
sage of sage
i have one too, but i give it for free please take it away
I'd fuck the Anime Expert and the Cosplay Trap.
We need a male version of the batshit insane bisexual loli lover.
There are male gaifags too. LOTS of them.
There are two Gaiafags in my class, what do I do anonymous?
inb4 go back to gaia gaiafag
Bombard them with anime that Gaia isn't aware of. Like, oh, I dunno.... Legend of the Galactic Heroes.
o god... i loled so hard
you mean like actual homosexuals? i would say you don't need to, we have FABULOUS and that applies to non gays, I assume another trait would dominate instead (narutard etc)
Man, you guys are way too easy.
I don't think you want to do that. They'd be all "EEEEWW THAT ANIME IS UGLY IT'S SOOOO NOT KAWAII LUCKY STAR IS MUCH BETTER YOU BAKA" and so on
I've also fallen for a fujoshi, who looks and acts like Harumi (although she can't really draw and she's not that gungho about her hobby). I've known her for 6 years and about 4 years ago did I even get a chance to talk to her. Even though I moved, I was fortunate enough to get her IM.
The only times we even remotely seen each other in person is during AX. And the real kick to the balls is that she's not that interested in relationships after she had one that was filled with fail. She even rejected a guy who's better than me, as far as looks and academics go. But this was around 2 years ago so her attitude might change.
Though I should be lucky enough that she isn't an obnoxious stereotype.
tl;dr- I'm in despair! ;_;
I'd hit #2 and #7, though #7 would probably have to be really drunk first.
Now that is the life for me.
why haven't you made her your waifu yet?
I swore I've seen a version of this during the pre-4chan era. There were two versions of the anime expert: one that skews facts and the other one is the uptight one.
We need a woman hater - >3D WOMEN ARE PIG DISGUSTING!!!!
That defines nearly all of /a/, rather pointless.
I'm an anon with pet shows who often makes arbitrary judgments on things I haven't seen under the guise of anonymous.
While you might think this means I wouldn't get along with some girl who likes stuff that I claim to not, I actually have a high tolerance for crap, so I could watch what she likes and probably have a genuine (or semi-genuine) interest in it and so me and my waifu could enjoy it together.
Now just to find my waifu
I remember the thread the updated version came from, the Internet Stalker was modeled after Cirno's crazy "self-appointed waifu" that used to post here. I think she either got tired of him or killed herself; I haven't seen her around here in a long time.
depressing...but you anons still wont get her
Cirno's Waifu = Cirno
Cirno's wife WAS Cirno.
he already geassed himself retard
I'm exactly like anime expert down to the clothes
I have slightly shorter hair and no glasses though
I added another one.
So moe, I just want to cuddle him and fuck him vigorously.
Wow. You nailed me with that addition there, just without the acne.
needs more "laid back, slice of life dude"
Gonna pretend I didn't hear that, it was a self portrait.
yeah, that would be me, except without the acne/sweatshirt.
im not sure if it's a type of /a/non as much as it's representative of ALL of /a/.
MY OWN CLONE!
now neither of us can talk to girls IRL
I've seen some non-roneries out there. I added another one for them.
hahahaha the faggot
On top of being pretty much perfect, she also has the uncanny ability to control almost any man that she encounters. I'm her friend because I'm the only guy she's ever known who has resisted her.
Can someone tell me why the ANIME EXPERT looks like such a condescending badass in those pictures?
needs "guy who enjoys anime for what it's worth" or "lurker" or something like that.
WELL FUCKER its called high standards. :d
Haha, Not Ronery ftw. Master Masturbator!
That last addition isn't anything special. You could just be describing a /b/ tard rather than a male anime fan. Besides, it overlaps a lot with shonen fags.
You're missing the people who think anime is art.
last release is May 2007. lol, hopefully someone will pick up. it is only 3 volumes
sigh.. you have too look good for her. truth is if you dont impress at first you are practically fucked. unless you look great you wont make it.
hahahaha the OTHER faggot
Exactly why we need one.
that doesn't explain why you haven't made a move on her
Fuck you, /a/, why do you have to be so interesting? It's 4:22am.
Because she doesn't exist.
She's having family problems right now, and I wouldn't feel right taking advantage of that. Also, it's a bit of a drive to get to her. After high school, we went to different parts of the state. We're still in regular contact (including the occasional visit at her insistence) because we get along so well. For reference, she's lost contact with most of her female friends from high school.
Is a long term relationship worth it if the girl involved is of really high quality?
Dammit clicking the wrong link! >>11320983 should be in the above post.
if you have to ask you don't deserve her
Hey, fuck you buddy.
We only follow AMERICAN time in 4chan where AMERICA dominates.
Given her situation, I don't think a long term relationship with me would be good for her. She needs someone who can be there for her. I can't be and I know it. This wouldn't be an issue if I lived closer to where she lives.
fine keep telling yourself that. I won't be suprised when you come BAWWWing back in a few months posting how she got knocked up by some other guy but still wants to talk to you
If some boy knocked her up (knowing her? She doesn't have enough free time for that!) I'd feel sorry for the boy. She'd own him completely. And should he cross her? Jesus. I can't remember when she hasn't been in martial arts.
why hallo there, the exact same thing happened to me. I feel ur pain
WEEGEE? What are you doing out of /v/? Well tell them I said hi.
Hey /a/sshat, get your shitty contrived manga plot of a made-up relationship out of my funny thread. Here's a badass you can aspire to be like, instead of the whiny bitch you are.
actually if I remember correctly, 4chan is mostly FINLAND
Other way around, Finland is mostly 4chan
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shinji was a dickless faggot, just like this anon apparently
It would be a pretty boring manga with only the stuff that I've told you.
It would also being a shitty pile of gay and there would be no fanservice because you don't want to disrupt her purity.
I got a Inuyasha fangirl living in my dorm hall. She draws Inuyasha and Inuyasha-derivative characters all day and has a whole wall filled with them. She's real purdy, but we can't get a good conversation going. Our relationship is quite... awkward. Too many silences. We could go on about Inuyasha all day long, but I want to dig deeper into her instead. Maybe with Inuyasha as a guise, I can chance upon an opportunity to do so. Oh she likes to bake cookies and cake. Maybe I can try to get to her through cooking, but I am quite horrible at cooking so I think I will just complement her on her fantastic cooking rather than try to help her. I don't know if I like her or not now that I think about it. She only likes Inuyasha since he thinks that Haruhi is okay and that Lucky Star is stupid or something. Oh wait, that was the other girl who works at my workplace. Or was it? I don't know, but let me introduce you, /a/, to this other girl.
She already has a boyfriend (at some other university) so she most definitely is not interested in me. She's transferring to her boyfriend's college next semester so I don't really care at this point as she does not want to think about me at all. Sigh. Anyways, she's into dark and moody stuff like Death Note and Death Note and Paranoia Agent so she might be a goth inside a tiny cute shell. She hates Lucky Star with a passion because she thinks it lolicon and I try to defend Lucky Star because it is so not lolicon and I make really sarcastic anime jokes that border into creepy territory for the "lulz" so she thinks that I am some really creepy dude or something like that. She doesn't like typical 4chan humor I guess which is odd since she protested against the Church of Scientology during one of those raids. They weren't "Fujoshi", but they were anime fangirls, which I like, but something about their personalities turn me off. They are extraordinarily attractive, but as I have stated, their personalities are pretty off in buzzkiller territory. Maybe it is the fact that I don't have good relationships with them, which makes them believe me to be some weird, creepy dude, or maybe... maybe it is the fact that I... don't get along well with anime fangirls.
I'm so ronery. ;_;
maybe I am not that good with women at all