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Discuss
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My dream girlfriend...
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thighs do not look fat, nor do arms look very flabby
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Fuuuck, it's me, excluding the white hair thing. They even got the laptop part right.
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>>11318291
i fucking wish...
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Why does my ex have fanart of her? Goddammit.
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>>11318307
a yaoi fangirl? how low
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Translations where?
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>>11318167
Post the REAL version and not this fantasy mockup
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Sounds like me.
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>>11318375
There's a REAL version?
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I....Is that how /a/ and all the other anons like me would look after a few days? D:
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>>11318411
The original is a lot less flattering
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Cat parts describe me completely :(
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>>11318347

wait wut?
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I d'aww'd
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>>11318411
You don't want to see it.
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Is that sum of Eri from Metal Slug ?!!!!!111
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>>11318411
?
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>>11318167

DAMMIT, WHY IS THIS HOT? FUCK.

PLZ POST THE REAL VERSION SO WE CAN STOP GETTING HARD PLZ.
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I'd fuck her.
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-white hairs despite being young
-round face
-flabby arms
-dedicated 4chan browser
-bookmarked BL sites

Wow, they're actually pretty good at this.
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>>11318455

No, this girl's tits aren't incredibly huge.
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>>11318456
No the fatter, uglier one.
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>>11318422
This is the original version translated. Someone on 2ch later made a more realistic version, which you're talking about.
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>>11318466

Girls aren't on the internet.
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>>11318427
I'd rather not talk about it. ._.
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;_;
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>>11318411
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>>11318167
This will probably be me in a decade. I'm not quite there yet... I prefer straight hentai, no grey hairs, I actually have a cat (and don't own any cat-themed stuff), I'm really thin, and I don't need a sales rep to tell me what to buy.

I actually know a guy who is just like this...

Anyone got the other version of this pic with the real woman in it?
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wrong
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>>11318513
Now that's a WOMAN!
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>>11318501
so are you not a guy? because that would make your ex a dyke
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>>11318513
accurate
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I once fell for a "fujoshi", a Yaoi fangirl if you will. She was a friend of mine in college. I actually watched SEED and Geass because she kept bugging me to watch them (I'm an /m/ guy). So I watched hours of fangirl fantasies for the sake of conversation. I thought she liked me because we could talk for hours on end. (80% of the conversation being anime related, of course.) So when we were both alone, I took the chance of telling her how I felt about her for the last few months. Guess what? "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way about you..." At the moment, I tried desperately to hold on to my RAAAAAAGE with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. Luckily, she moved to another COUNTRY the next semester so I wasn't really heart broken.

The moral of the story (tl;dr): don't fall for fangirls. You can never win them over against their Yaoi fantasies.
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>>11318522
You sound like a girl I know. Exactly like her. I really hope you aren't her.
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Fuck you guys, you're not exactly perfect, are you now?
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>>11318167
lies
>>11318513
>>11318513
>>11318513
>>11318513
>>11318513
>>11318513
>>11318513
>>11318513
Truth
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>>11318578
I'm a guy who went out with a fujoshi.
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>>11318604
I am not on there, what's up.
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>>11318393

I hate girls that cuss and share my hobbies.
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>>11318604
#2 is where it's at, bitches.
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>>11318372

I'm dying to know what this is.
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>>11318604
touche
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>>11318604
I'm 1(but skinny), 5, and 6.

Loli lovers aren't intrinsically fat like yaoi fangirls.
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>>11318604
#5+#2 except change anime to manga. I don't watch animu.
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>>11318599
I'm sure it's just a conscience. It's not like the whole "chick with brown hair with glasses on the Internet" combo is rare, rofl.
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>>11318513
arghhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>11318663
>Loli lovers aren't intrinsically fat like yaoi fangirls.

AHAHAHAHA
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>>11318604
And we don't pretend to be. We laugh at our selves.
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>>11318653
Fuck, I'm a batshit insane bisexual lolicon. IS THAT SO WRONG?!
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>>11318604
no yurifags? i fucking get off on that shit all the time. is there any stereotype for us? i'd like to hear it
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>>11318691
V1 > V2.
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>>11318650
Mousou Shoujo Otakukei, a mango about the daily life of a fujoshi.
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>>11318446
That's not the original. It's obviously photoshopped.
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>>11318701
Did I say we were perfect, anonymous?
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>>11318705
Usually there wouldn't be a problem, but you people tend to be fucking obnoxious.
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>>11318707
straightfag

I heard that FAGS like girls, you nigger
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>>11318667
As long as you don't own a large doujin collection, you're likely not her. Besides, the odds are astronomical.
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>>11318604
The most common and LOUDEST being #1 and #2, of course. Considering that males make up the majority of /a/ and are thus part of the cancer, we really shouldn't be ragging on girls.
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>>11318707

Yurifags would make some sort of sterotype, but they're all too fucking busy discussing about how great it would be to get a sex change and be someone's onee-sama or something.
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>>11318653
Narutard, Gaiafag, wannabe VA, attention whore cosplayer, underage b&, moralfag, and furry are all IWJs.

Black weeaboo females are even rarer than male black weeaboos, middle aged fujoshi is a fat yaoi fangirl, and anon female and Internet Stalker do not exist.
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>>11318743
Oh, it's definitely not I, then. I don't own any doujins... The only manga I actually own is Welcome to the NHK and FLCL.
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>>11318691
OH GOD~!!
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>>11318768

Truth
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>>11318653
I'm /a/non-tan
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>>11318759
Plus, a decent amount of yuri enthusiasts are crazi feminazi dykes.
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>>11318768
Internet stalker is very real. I have one as a friend. We're pretty close and she tells me things. Some of those things scare me a bit. That being said, I'd let a girl like her stalk me anytime.
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>>Internet Stalker do not exist.
Oh yes they do.
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/a/non males.
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>>11318800

I'm /a/non-tan, faggot.
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>>11318776
Words cannot express how relieved I am at this. Interesting taste, though.
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>>11318736
actually I am, enjoy your lack of confidence
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>>11318821
I AM /A/NON-TAN
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>>11318866
Enjoy your bloated ego.
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>>11318809
If she's cute then you have a winner.
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>>11318840
...are all in hospitals?
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>>11318866
oh my lol
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>>11318759
sex-change?! what the fuck? i don't visit /u/ other than to fap. I guess there really isn't one.
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>>11318840
True heroes of mankind.
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>>11318870
NO! I AM /A/NON-TAN!
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>>11318604

I'm like a cross between 2 and 5. I switch depending on who I'm talking to.
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>>11318894
Honestly? She's hot, plays more games than I do, and is one of the best cooks that I know as well.
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>>11318604
By the way, we need an extra category for fags. I'm not #3 because I appear far too manly to pull off any trappy activities.
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>>11318604
#2 looks hittable
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>>11319018
Because he looks like Yamazaki, mirite?
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>>11319049
who's that?
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>>11318604
I'm a combination of 2 and 5, a true master.
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>>11319063
Welcome to the NHK, my friend.
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>>11318653

I added one.
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>>11318604

I'll take a number two with some sense of humour, please.
...fuck, ronery ;_;
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>>11319126
oh lawd
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>>11318768

Yes they do. I've had the (dis)pleasure of knowing some.
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>>11318972
yea same here, if im talking to a friend ill talk about anime but anyone i don't know well i wont even mention it.
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>>11319126

I lol'd. I know two.
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>>11319126
I'd fuck Hot Topic Gothic Lolita and Batshit Insane Bisexual Lolicon any day.
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>>11318768 Black weeaboo females are even rarer than male black weeaboos
Where can I sell mine for high profit?
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>>11318800

marry me
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>>11319245
HARHARHAR THERE WE GO
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>>11319211
Finally some love for batshit insane bisexual lolicon.
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sage of sage
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>>11319216
i have one too, but i give it for free please take it away
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>>11319245
Superb.
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>>11319245
I'd fuck the Anime Expert and the Cosplay Trap.
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We need a male version of the batshit insane bisexual loli lover.
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>>11319245
There are male gaifags too. LOTS of them.
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>>11319126

LOl.
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There are two Gaiafags in my class, what do I do anonymous?

inb4 go back to gaia gaiafag
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>>11319402

Bombard them with anime that Gaia isn't aware of. Like, oh, I dunno.... Legend of the Galactic Heroes.
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>>11318840

o god... i loled so hard
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>>11318970
you mean like actual homosexuals? i would say you don't need to, we have FABULOUS and that applies to non gays, I assume another trait would dominate instead (narutard etc)
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Man, you guys are way too easy.
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>>11319435
I don't think you want to do that. They'd be all "EEEEWW THAT ANIME IS UGLY IT'S SOOOO NOT KAWAII LUCKY STAR IS MUCH BETTER YOU BAKA" and so on
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I've also fallen for a fujoshi, who looks and acts like Harumi (although she can't really draw and she's not that gungho about her hobby). I've known her for 6 years and about 4 years ago did I even get a chance to talk to her. Even though I moved, I was fortunate enough to get her IM.
The only times we even remotely seen each other in person is during AX. And the real kick to the balls is that she's not that interested in relationships after she had one that was filled with fail. She even rejected a guy who's better than me, as far as looks and academics go. But this was around 2 years ago so her attitude might change.
Though I should be lucky enough that she isn't an obnoxious stereotype.

tl;dr- I'm in despair! ;_;
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>>11319245

I'd hit #2 and #7, though #7 would probably have to be really drunk first.
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>>11318840
Now that is the life for me.
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>>11318963
why haven't you made her your waifu yet?
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>>11319245
I swore I've seen a version of this during the pre-4chan era. There were two versions of the anime expert: one that skews facts and the other one is the uptight one.
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>>11319668
Excellent.
We need a woman hater - >3D WOMEN ARE PIG DISGUSTING!!!!
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>>11319790
That defines nearly all of /a/, rather pointless.
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I'm an anon with pet shows who often makes arbitrary judgments on things I haven't seen under the guise of anonymous.

While you might think this means I wouldn't get along with some girl who likes stuff that I claim to not, I actually have a high tolerance for crap, so I could watch what she likes and probably have a genuine (or semi-genuine) interest in it and so me and my waifu could enjoy it together.

Now just to find my waifu
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>>11319245

FABULOUS
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>>11318768
I remember the thread the updated version came from, the Internet Stalker was modeled after Cirno's crazy "self-appointed waifu" that used to post here. I think she either got tired of him or killed herself; I haven't seen her around here in a long time.
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depressing...but you anons still wont get her
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>>11320045
Cirno's Waifu = Cirno
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>>11320045
Cirno's wife WAS Cirno.
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>>11320045

he already geassed himself retard
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>>11318604
holy fuck

I'm exactly like anime expert down to the clothes

I have slightly shorter hair and no glasses though
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I added another one.
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>>11320270
So moe, I just want to cuddle him and fuck him vigorously.
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>>11320184
please translate
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>>11320270
Wow. You nailed me with that addition there, just without the acne.
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>>11320270
needs more "laid back, slice of life dude"
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>>11320284
"bawwwww"
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>>11320302
Gonna pretend I didn't hear that, it was a self portrait.
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>>11320270

yeah, that would be me, except without the acne/sweatshirt.

im not sure if it's a type of /a/non as much as it's representative of ALL of /a/.
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MY OWN CLONE!
now neither of us can talk to girls IRL
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>>11320386
I've seen some non-roneries out there. I added another one for them.
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>>11318367
hahahaha the faggot
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>>11319719
On top of being pretty much perfect, she also has the uncanny ability to control almost any man that she encounters. I'm her friend because I'm the only guy she's ever known who has resisted her.
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>>11320701
Can someone tell me why the ANIME EXPERT looks like such a condescending badass in those pictures?
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>>11320701
needs "guy who enjoys anime for what it's worth" or "lurker" or something like that.
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>>11318593
WELL FUCKER its called high standards. :d
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>>11320701
gb2/gaia/
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>>11318372
sauce?
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>>11320701
Haha, Not Ronery ftw. Master Masturbator!
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>>11320701
That last addition isn't anything special. You could just be describing a /b/ tard rather than a male anime fan. Besides, it overlaps a lot with shonen fags.
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>>11320701
You're missing the people who think anime is art.
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>>11320756
See
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>>11318372
last release is May 2007. lol, hopefully someone will pick up. it is only 3 volumes
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>>11319614
sigh.. you have too look good for her. truth is if you dont impress at first you are practically fucked. unless you look great you wont make it.
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>>11319816
hahahaha the OTHER faggot
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>>11319816
Exactly why we need one.
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>>11320651
that doesn't explain why you haven't made a move on her
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Fuck you, /a/, why do you have to be so interesting? It's 4:22am.
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>>11320983
Because she doesn't exist.
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>>11320651
She's having family problems right now, and I wouldn't feel right taking advantage of that. Also, it's a bit of a drive to get to her. After high school, we went to different parts of the state. We're still in regular contact (including the occasional visit at her insistence) because we get along so well. For reference, she's lost contact with most of her female friends from high school.
Is a long term relationship worth it if the girl involved is of really high quality?
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>>11321264
Dammit clicking the wrong link! >>11320983 should be in the above post.
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>>11321264
if you have to ask you don't deserve her
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>>11321022
Hey, fuck you buddy.

We only follow AMERICAN time in 4chan where AMERICA dominates.
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>>11321302
Given her situation, I don't think a long term relationship with me would be good for her. She needs someone who can be there for her. I can't be and I know it. This wouldn't be an issue if I lived closer to where she lives.
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>>11321419
fine keep telling yourself that. I won't be suprised when you come BAWWWing back in a few months posting how she got knocked up by some other guy but still wants to talk to you
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>>11321450
If some boy knocked her up (knowing her? She doesn't have enough free time for that!) I'd feel sorry for the boy. She'd own him completely. And should he cross her? Jesus. I can't remember when she hasn't been in martial arts.
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>>11318593
why hallo there, the exact same thing happened to me. I feel ur pain
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>>11321448

WEEGEE? What are you doing out of /v/? Well tell them I said hi.
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>>11321264

Hey /a/sshat, get your shitty contrived manga plot of a made-up relationship out of my funny thread. Here's a badass you can aspire to be like, instead of the whiny bitch you are.
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>>11321327

actually if I remember correctly, 4chan is mostly FINLAND
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>>11322164
Other way around, Finland is mostly 4chan
lern 2 statistics
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shinji was a dickless faggot, just like this anon apparently
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>>11322093
It would be a pretty boring manga with only the stuff that I've told you.
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bm
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>>11322399

It would also being a shitty pile of gay and there would be no fanservice because you don't want to disrupt her purity.
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I got a Inuyasha fangirl living in my dorm hall. She draws Inuyasha and Inuyasha-derivative characters all day and has a whole wall filled with them. She's real purdy, but we can't get a good conversation going. Our relationship is quite... awkward. Too many silences. We could go on about Inuyasha all day long, but I want to dig deeper into her instead. Maybe with Inuyasha as a guise, I can chance upon an opportunity to do so. Oh she likes to bake cookies and cake. Maybe I can try to get to her through cooking, but I am quite horrible at cooking so I think I will just complement her on her fantastic cooking rather than try to help her. I don't know if I like her or not now that I think about it. She only likes Inuyasha since he thinks that Haruhi is okay and that Lucky Star is stupid or something. Oh wait, that was the other girl who works at my workplace. Or was it? I don't know, but let me introduce you, /a/, to this other girl.
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She already has a boyfriend (at some other university) so she most definitely is not interested in me. She's transferring to her boyfriend's college next semester so I don't really care at this point as she does not want to think about me at all. Sigh. Anyways, she's into dark and moody stuff like Death Note and Death Note and Paranoia Agent so she might be a goth inside a tiny cute shell. She hates Lucky Star with a passion because she thinks it lolicon and I try to defend Lucky Star because it is so not lolicon and I make really sarcastic anime jokes that border into creepy territory for the "lulz" so she thinks that I am some really creepy dude or something like that. She doesn't like typical 4chan humor I guess which is odd since she protested against the Church of Scientology during one of those raids. They weren't "Fujoshi", but they were anime fangirls, which I like, but something about their personalities turn me off. They are extraordinarily attractive, but as I have stated, their personalities are pretty off in buzzkiller territory. Maybe it is the fact that I don't have good relationships with them, which makes them believe me to be some weird, creepy dude, or maybe... maybe it is the fact that I... don't get along well with anime fangirls.


I'm so ronery. ;_;
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postmortem note:

maybe I am not that good with women at all



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