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After the end of Gurren-Lagann, Boota goes on to sire a mass multitude of Spiral-powered hybrid creatures. Everyone in the galaxy briefly unites; but when the danger of the Spiral Nemesis looms large, they all voluntarily break off contact and go back to isolated life. Beastmen, unable to regenerate any longer, go extinct. Leeron, being the Eternal Queer, opts to have a test tube baby produced, giving himself a child and thus, a family line.

Many millenia pass, and the world regrows, slowly but surely, eventually relegating the Gurren-Dan to the stuff of legends, and forgetting. Boota's brood proliferate, speciating into over 500 different superpowered creatures which are capable of spontaneously transforming themselves into newer, stronger forms; a process dubbed 'evolution'.

We call these superpowered creatures 'Pokemon'.
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Pikachu is Boota's direct male-line descendant.

Brock and James are distant descendants of Leeron.

Everstones are bits of Grand Zamboa.

Evolution stones are bits of Tengen Toppa or Chou Ginga.

Rare Candy is crystalized Boota poo, exceptionally rich in Spiral Power.
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>>11316515
>>11316524
I hate you so much
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>Brock and James are distant descendants of Leeron.

wut
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wtf...
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Must... not... sage... must... retain... composure...
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>>11316524
Oh, and Squirtle is Kamina's reincarnation.
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Shit
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turrden-fagann
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stop combining something that's actually good like pokemon with failure please
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>>11316894
> something that's actually good like pokemon

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, *OH WOW*.
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it all makes sense now

I feel like I understand the laws of the universe after reading OPs post
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>>11316909
Fuck, fucked up my sage
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>>*OH WOW*.

MASSIVE FAILURE
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>Rare Candy is crystalized Boota poo

sounds delicious... for my pokeymans
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This thread is epic hilarity

Not for the OP, oh no.

For the way /a/ shits itself with RAGE whenever Gurren-Lagann is mentioned. You guys really are too fun.
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>>11316524

So a pikachu eating rare candy is like.. it's eating it's ancestors shit?
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This thread is epic hilarity

Not for the OP, oh no.

For the way /a/ shits itself with RAGE whenever Gurren-Lagann is mentioned. You guys really are too fun.
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>>11316970
Gurren Lagann > Clannad > Anything Kyoto Animation makes.

Prove me Incorrect.
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>>11317000

taste is subjective ;-D
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>>11317000
Um... What does that have to do with the fact that /a/ goes rabid at the mention of Gurren-Lagann?
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>>11317000

wow you don't waste any time do you
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>>11316515
I don't know if this is pasta but I loled.
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>>11317000
no I'm pretty sure they fail equally
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>Boota's brood proliferate, speciating into over 500 different superpowered creatures which are capable of spontaneously transforming themselves into newer, stronger forms; a process dubbed 'evolution'.


So Boota is responsible for evolution?
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>>11317112
What? BOOTA is evolving!

DOOdooDOOdoo! Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot...

BOOTA evolved into SHOTA!
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>>11316515
>>11316524
It's all so clear to me now...
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I think we all know what really causes pokemans to evolve.
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>>11317539
Getter Rays = Spiral Power



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