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here's my ronery story, anon.
I wanted to go to a bonfire(which is once a year) with 2 of my wannabe friends..ok, they're not really friends, they're just former classmates.
Let's say classmate A and classmate B
Because A lives a bit far away we decided that he'll sleep over at B's place.
Everything was just as planned.


But then one day B said that he'll go together with some of his other friends and one of them will sleep at his place
And that A can't sleep there because he(B) has a fever.
Yeah, and I sooooooooooooooo believed him ಠ_ಠ

And classmate A said that he'll stay home and with his brother invite some of their friends.


And me..?
I stayed at home since I never go anywere anyway unless someone drags me out.
My computer is my best and only friend.

And I'm ronery ;_;

..so ronery ;_;

;_;


Can it be ronery tiem nao please? ;_;

pic related if you know what i mean.
...bad english is bad
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No, enjoy your ronery thread, alone. Also underage b&
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>>11312115
>bonfire

then I damn well know you're a swede and/or in sweden
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>>11312163
We call them bonfires in the UK
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too bad
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My last friend (she was a girl) invited me out on last new years eve, she asked me for some money in advance to rent the hotel room in which we were staying. I gave her the money, and to this day I never heard of her again. I just assume she's dead.
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>>11312163
wrong
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>>11312163
Haha I thought so too.

You're not alone OP.
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>>11312188
lol faggot
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>>11312188
how much did you give her?
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>>11312188
YOU FOOL
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>>11312188
Take that as a valuable lesson to never approach a woman again.
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>>11312182
>>11312195

My bad, I live in Sweden, and today they're celebrating some thingy with a bonfire.

Carry on.
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f
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how about sum ronery pics?
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ronery tiem commence
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This isn't even anime related in the slightest.
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>>11312188
this is too sad to be true.
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>>11312251
It's Walpurgis Night and His Majesty's birthday you twit.
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i tried talking to a girl today in my o-chem lecture, and i didn't know what to say so i made an idiot of myself. i'd really like to get to know her, but the semester's almost over, so now i have pretty much no chance. she had a really nice smile though. i think she's into anime and stuff, she's always wearing sailor uniforms and french maid outfits etc.

basically i fucked up trying to talk to the perfect woman.

tl;dr there's no way your pussy shit situation even compares to the fail that i experienced today. also, /a/ is not your fucking livejournal. jesus tits daytime /a/ really is beyond saving. if you're going to make a retarded thread, at least make it about "lol cc has a nice ass" or "did u guyz watch naruto lolkekekeke". god damn. some consistency amongst the newfags would at least be nice.
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>>11312115
>>11312264
same faggot; how 'bout fucking off? /a/ isn't your personal blog
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>>11312304
what did you say?
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Not you fucking blog. Where's the bans at?
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>>11312282
It isn't sad since I ended up spending new years eve in /a/, with some of you. And the new Kino movie came out, so I guess it was good.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to slit my wrists.
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ronery shit goes in /jp/
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>>11312379
I was with you Anonymous ;_;
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This is now a ronery thread + Shugo Chara thread.
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>>11312277
well let's say that the guy one the pic looks kinda similar to yotsuba's father.

so it's mango-related
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>>11312441
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>>11312301

oj, du menar valborg och kungens fodelsedag???

dra at helvete javla idiot
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I also tried talking to a 3D female today in one of my college classes. I began with the usual......you'll know which one is me....
"Nice weather we're having today"
"............"
At this point I directed my gaze to her and asked, "So how are you doing today?" She gave me a wry look, rolled her eyes and made the face that said, "Uh, like, who are you and why are you talking to me?"
I sat there idly for about a minute until I decided, "to hell with this shit" and took a seat at the back of the class where I dreamed about my 2D waifus.
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>>11312301
walpurgis night you say?
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>>11312446
No, he's not japanese. He is white, and if he models himself after a japanese person he's probably also a weeaboo.
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>>11312115

Friends are useless just like girlfriends, i used to have a best friend.

But in the end we grew up our life's had changed he changed and his interests diverged from mine in the end he got a girlfriend he started acting like a douche, one day i went onto his msn and told him farewell, from that day on i never saw him again.

Its funny thought he was like a brother since we pretty much grew.

also the person who got me into anime and games found a girlfriend and i......

im still alone
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I'm all for ronery threads, but this one is utter fail.
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Sage.

If this is a ronery thread, I just spent my birthday watching Macross Frontier and the Eva movie. Alone. Take that.
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>>11312542
Sounds like that dude totally fucked you over.
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>>11312115
>>11312542
True.

I always thought my two best friends would remain my friends but then......graduation at highschool hit. We went our separate ways. Both of them had/have my cellphone number but they've never called me in the 3 years since we all graduated. All I so now is go to work, lurk /a/ and sleep.

Those fucking bastards, I hope they're dead.
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it sure is EMO around here
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>>11312605
why don't you call them?
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/a/ has the most pathetic people ever.
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>>11312652
oh hey, welcome!
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>>11312648
I've tried. I got busy signals for both. They must've gotten new phones or something. I still have my old phone with the same number so.........

They never called. Worthless pricks.
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>>11312652
>i've never been to /b/ or /v/ or /k/
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>>11312671
fuck those guys
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>>11312673

/jp/ is very pathetic as well, but I'm sure the most pathetic side of /a/ visits both.
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I was chatting with my waifu in class today. We were carrying on very interesting and stimulating conversation when the professor told me to be quiet during the lesson. I signaled for my waifu to remain quiet for now but........we just couldn't help it. It was such a nice conversation and she was stimulating.....stimulating. But the prof didn't understand, asked me, "Who're you talking to back there?" Talking to? This conversation is indiscreet.

I was asked to politely leave the classroom. It's alright though, me and my waifu held hands as we left. Those jealous bastards.
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>>11312762
you should have told them to fuck themselves
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You guys keep on getting these critical failures because your stats are too low! You need to stop dumping all of your skill points into science and dump some into speech.
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>>11312762
Loony
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>>11312605

Yeah, this, though for me its only been a year since graduation, and I still talk to them about what they are doing over MSN.

I can watch them changing, becoming the sort of people we laughed at when we were The Nerd Group in school. Its horrible.
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>>11312802
And I see you didn't add any points in charisma.
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>>11312845
yeah, shit sux, man.
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>>11312802
Your argument is flawed, it's called diplomacy, bluff and intimidate. With the governing state as charisma.
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Ok, for the ronery /a/nons, here's a way you too can experience relationships and the joys they bring, without having to leave the comfort of your room.

First, find the animu that you like the most. Watch/rewatch some episodes each day. Enjoy yourself as much as possible.
Then, gradually start replacing the timeslots you used to watch that, with Naruto/Bleach episodes. Moreso, increase the time you spend watching. Have a set time for each day that you watch Naruto/Bleach at. No matter how tired, bored, or how many other fun things you could do instead, keep religiously watching. As if your life depended on it. Keep up this schedule for a month or so.
Then quit. Suddenly, the world will seem brighter, you'll have plenty of free time for your hobbies, and you'll be a content, happy person.

Congratulations, you just experienced what the initial awesome period of a relationship is, how it degenerates into senseless repetitive shit soon after, and the relief you feel once you finally pull the plug on it.

You can now enjoy your previous life without regret.
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Haven't seen my husband in 2 weeks. I work at a Night Shift, so when I come home, he goes to work and when I go to work he comes home.
I'm so lonely ;_;.
I should quit that job.
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Friends asked me to come over for barbeque, drinking and that bonefireshit we celebrate. I declined, and watched Shugo Chara instead.

Episode 29 was worth it.
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i really don't understand you guys... i'm completely different. like was popular in high school, but now in university i get to be a complete recluse and it is awesome. my friends often call me out but i often make excuses just to stay in to watch animu or play mmo or fap to loli. is there something wrong with me?
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>>11312904
YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
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>>11312931
Yes you should. Oh, and give lots of blowjobs to him. I got to help a brother out when I can.
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>>11312931
nurse???
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>>11312904
i lol'ed hard.
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>>11312933
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Some friends called me last night to get drunk. I was too busy downloading animu images, but gave in to alcohol and got a ride to his house.

Unfortunately there was only half a bottle of beer left for me. I spent the night at his house sober and reading A.I. Love You.
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>>11312935
You can watch raws?
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>>11312972
...Actually, yes. Good guess.
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>>11312958
Yeah, you're still normal. GTFO

Come back when you wish to be the little girl.
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>>11312904
The only problem with your theory is that the average person spends less than an hour a day watching anime, and then spends 8 ours lurking the internet and hating themselves, and everyone else.
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>>11312904

Thats one for the copy pasta files.
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>>11312904
This man is completely correct.
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>>11313003
OH GOD NIGHT SHIFT NURSE
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>>11312115
You're a Swede with stinky breath and yellow teeth. You deserve to be lonely.
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My latest attempt.

0 for 6.
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>>11313178
And you must be a Finnfag.
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Better ronery than dead

..or maybe not
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>>11313178
>>11313235
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
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/A/ IS NOT YOUR BLOG
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>>11313275
1/10
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>>11313261
who said that?
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To all of those ronery f/a/gs out there, let me let you in on a little secret.

I was once ronery. I spent my days alone, in my room, watching anime or playing games. However, I realized that nobody wants to be ronery, and I also realized that to come out of my own ronery shell, I had to do something about it myself, instead of hoping that some magical person would come along and suddenly make me ronery no more.

So I got up, stopped feeling so fucking sad about myself, and here I am today, with lots of friends and a great life.

If you want change, don't just sit and feel sorry for yourself, go out and fucking do something. If you don't take action, nothing's going to change.
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>>11313261
Protip: Sage doesn't work if you write in on caps
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>>11313369
Protip: Yes, it does. It doesn't work if you don't write it in the e-mail field, however.

I'm gonna go ahead and assume that you're new to this messageboard.
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>>11313359
>If you don't take action, nothing's going to change.

I took action, but nothing changed. Trying is a waste of time, and I'm kinda happy watching anime and playing games all day.
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>>11313359
I smell pasta.
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Ever since I converted to MANkotoism my earlier sad waste of a life life has become a merry, productive and above all, fulfilling story.
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>>11313359
I don't feel sorry for myself, though. I like having no life.
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>>11313457
Then you obviously did something wrong.

However, if you don't want to change things, and are comfortable with the way things are, why even try?
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>>11313502
If that's the case, then more power to you. Why change something you like?
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>>11312931
He is cheating on you
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>>11313359
I'd like to agree with you, but the truth is that altough I have friends, I know girls (but for god's sake, even Ichitaka knows more about talking with women than I do), I'm going to a party in two weeks, my friends WANT me there, but I'm still ronery
the truth is that I'm scared of the world, whenever I give a step outside my home I'm afraid of what would happen, but I hide it and nobody seems to found out, I'm just the happy-looking guy, I always come up with great jokes (people laught with me, not of me), but I just want someone to get near me and tell me "stop pretending, I know you are alone inside"
even around people, you are still alone, and that's something that will not change
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>>11313505
>you did something wrong

IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE ANYONE ELSE'S FAULT RITE?
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>>11313040
do the doctors give you enemas and tie you to beds and rape you?
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>>11313543
get therapy.
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do moderators even bother anymore


and im for some reason not able to report anymore feces
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>>11313543
>(people laught with me, not of me)
HAHA OH WOW
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>>11313543
Everyone is alone on the inside, 6 billion kinds of loneliness and whatnot.
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>>11313543
>I just want someone to get near me and tell me "stop pretending, I know you are alone inside"

enjoy waiting forever
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>>11313614
Considering that whenever I say something retarded they actually facepalm, I'm fairly sure they're also laughing sincerely

>>11313668
Yeah, I realized long time ago that I'll be waiting forever
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>>11313705
;_;
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>>11313547
If you want to look at it that way, it's the foult of the people who influenced you, then again, anons wants to stop being ronery because he is tired of it, if you like your life then don't change it, changes aren't necesarily better, just different
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>>11313534
I don't think so, Tim.
>>11313550
The only thing that is in any way close to your nurse fetishes it's cleaning the crap of old men on meds and the occasional creepy girl that keeps coming to piss on our plants. Already complained twice, god fucking damnit.
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W.T.F.
This is not some shitty blog, what are the mods doing, fapping to m<3<3t pr0n? threads like this needs to die, and all who posted without sageing banned
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I just lost my perfect girl because long distance relationship. She was cute and adorable. Not a crazy party girl who does drugs or drinks. Shy around most people and outgoing around people she knows. And aware of the world, aka does not eat biased news like most people. And had a loli body, but is of age. Very affectionate.

We are 1/2 a country away. I couldn't physically be there when she was going through so much trouble. She really needed me for a long time and I feel bad. We knew we were drifting apart, but I didn't want it to happen. But we both realized whats happening.

She told me that we should see other people because it hurts her trying to wait for me. I didn't want to give her up, but I ultimately agreed.

She has someone else now, and I'm still single and ronery. We're still friends, since we've been through alot together over many years so we can't forget each other.

I was depressed in school and told my friends about it. Got hugged by 3 of my female friends because they feel for me. Still depressed and very ronery. ;_;
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>>11313766
I lol'd.
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W.T.F.
This is not some shitty blog, what are the mods doing, fapping to m<3<3t pr0n? threads like this needs to die, and all who posted without sageing banned.
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>>11313543
>I just want someone to get near me and tell me "stop pretending, I know you are alone inside. But don't worry, I'll fill you up." then he'll gently wrap his manly arms around me and jam his throbbing penis in my asshole, violently raping me until dawn.

Fixed for accuracy.
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>>11313766
>>11313789
yeah, i forgot mah sage...
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>>11313766
>>11313789
lol'd 6/10
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This is now a Rika thread.
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>>11313812
>I just want someone to get near me and tell me "stop pretending, I know you are alone inside. But don't worry, I'll fill you up." then he'll gently wrap his manly arms around me and jam his throbbing penis in my asshole, gently loving me until dawn.

Fixed.
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