So /a/ ,i'm writing a poem. Inspire me :o NAW
i'm the bone of my sword bone...did you mean bane?
So /a/ ,i'm writing a porn. Inspire me :o NAW
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There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
>>11295083 I lost all interest in Lesbian anime when they start to act like rabid dogs clawing away at each other Vaginas just trying to squeeze that last drop of stagnant honey that looks more like watered down bile than anything©
A regular poem? I'm fond of haikus myself. Perhaps you agree?
I'm not sure which poet I have less faith in: The one who lacks a basic grasp of language or the one who turns to an anime site for inspiration. Lucky for me, I don't have to decide today.
A randy marsupial named Reeves Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees When they'd asked him for money He'd say "Listen honey A koala eats bushes and leaves."
There once was a girl named Tristan Whose beer that she ordered was was pissed in She said "I don't think," As she spit out her drink, "On the menu that this one was listed."
Ode to our Lolis. Some love loli because when they fall for you, They will be loyal and true through and through. When Anon breaks down and becomes sappy, He fears most women will find him lacking. "You're not macho" they say, "I'm not there for you to cling to" And so, just like that, they will up and leave you For some retard who works out six times a day For a loli however this needs not be; As a loli would be just as loving as he.
The Chaos Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.)
>>11295381 Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer.
>>11295390 Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches, breeches, wise, precise, Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
>>11295392 Pronunciation -- think of Psyche! Is a paling stout and spikey? Won't it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough -- Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!!
Young love is exciting and new To a young man taking his cue From the young woman he adores His love centered to his very core Their relationship, on and off Soon they discover they have all the right stuff It started as best friends And quickly escalates then descends To back again friends They go their separate ways But always stay in touch Not being intimate becomes too much They are drawn to each other again The pull too strong to be just friends They’ll make it work, because they can’t stand
There once was a man named Lilyflower Who liked to eat chili powder He fell on his head And then he was dead And that was the end of Lilyflower. Thank you