So /a/ ,i'm writing a poem. Inspire me :o NAW
i'm the bone of my sword
bone...did you mean bane?
So /a/ ,i'm writing a porn. Inspire me :o NAW
There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
I lost all interest in Lesbian anime when they start to act like rabid dogs clawing away at each other Vaginas just trying to squeeze that last drop of stagnant honey that looks more like watered down bile than anything©
A regular poem?
I'm fond of haikus myself.
Perhaps you agree?
I'm not sure which poet I have less faith in: The one who lacks a basic grasp of language or the one who turns to an anime site for inspiration.
Lucky for me, I don't have to decide today.
A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves."
There once was a girl named Tristan
Whose beer that she ordered was was pissed in
She said "I don't think,"
As she spit out her drink,
"On the menu that this one was listed."
Ode to our Lolis.
Some love loli because when they fall for you,
They will be loyal and true through and through.
When Anon breaks down and becomes sappy,
He fears most women will find him lacking.
"You're not macho" they say,
"I'm not there for you to cling to"
And so, just like that, they will up and leave you
For some retard who works out six times a day
For a loli however this needs not be;
As a loli would be just as loving as he.
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough --
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!
Young love is exciting and new
To a young man taking his cue
From the young woman he adores
His love centered to his very core
Their relationship, on and off
Soon they discover they have all the right stuff
It started as best friends
And quickly escalates then descends
To back again friends
They go their separate ways
But always stay in touch
Not being intimate becomes too much
They are drawn to each other again
The pull too strong to be just friends
They’ll make it work, because they can’t stand
There once was a man named Lilyflower
Who liked to eat chili powder
He fell on his head
And then he was dead
And that was the end of Lilyflower.