Go back in time and tell yourself 10 years ago one thing about anime in 2008.
find a new hobby
Stop watching it.
Don't watch gundamn wing. You'll turn faggot
What, no good anime this season? Maybe you should re-watch Gurren Legann.
This is why people beat you up, go play soccer.
"In 2008, ten years ahead, you will be masturbating to pictures of people who are your age now, and you will blame Japanese cartoons for this."
Go back in time and meet myself? There's only one solution...
Post on 4chan from the point of its birth, with the name NiaDiesLolHoboSimon. Never explain why, just keep at it.
I would warn myself that dbz wasn't anime but garbage
Shave your beard, get a gym card and a fucking life
take that stock out of .......
*blah blah anime*
there said soemthing about anime
Don't watch Inuyasha. Seriously.
Also, keep an eye out for Gurren Lagann and Diebuster.
kill clamp before its too late.
Start watching One Piece so that you don't have to spend 3 weeks sitting through all 351 episodes.
STAY AWAY FROM JAPANESE CARTOONS
If you let her leave you, you will become a lonely anon who watches Boku no Pico. Take the knife.
"No, I don't care if you just have to see this week's Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh/Dragonball/whatever. It'll only lead to worse things later. Now get your tiny ass outside before you turn into me."
I would tell me self 2008 = year of the Fox/Wolf/Cat girls, and to prepare.
I'll tell myself to never become a faggot that makes and posts in shitty threads.
Nyan nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan! Gorgeous, delicious, deculture!
And that's it.
"No, I don't care if you just have to see this week's Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh/Dragonball/whatever. It'll only lead to worse things later. Now get your tiny ass outside before you turn into me. Oh, and make some friends while you're at it."
Don't worry, Spike actually lives. Back in 2005 they reveal in an OVA that he survives and him and Jet have all sorts of fun adventures. Look forward to it!
I would tell myself 2008 = year of the Fox/Wolf/Cat girls, and to prepare.
Whatever you do, don't start fapping to this.
"Tell your parents you want to go to public school."
"Don't eat the fries on your second day of middle school."
"Work hard, and don't listen to Chantez."
"Ask Thu out before she leaves for NJ."
"Go to CGS for your freshman year. ND will ruin your first impression of high school."
"Do your best to get as good grades as you can, and you'll get to visit Japan every year."
"Also, Dad may not understand you, but he really loves you."
Don't listen to anyone who says Gurren Lagann is good. You know it's bad so don't watch it.
You've regretted a lot of stuff huh?
You know that little girl that's been giving you the eye? The Blonde? Well listen, the next time you see her little ass; just pull down her panties and JAM IT IN. Don't worry, she dies a year later anyway, and her dad's already been tapping that ass, so there's no reason why you can't.
And oh yeah, stop watching anime.
Fuck anime, I'd tell myself to make sure I finish fucking college.
"Stop being an obnoxious, self-righteous, whiny little faggot, and grow up."
Only 1 of these actually slightly apply to anime.
whats that a picture of?
also I tell myself to pick up warhammer because there are a surprisingly high amoutn of female players round here.
Honestly past self, you can just stop after watching SDF Macross for the first time in 2001. Everything else is complete shit and you just watch it to fill in your otherwise empty existence.
Also, register the URL 4chan.org as soon as possible and just fill it with granny porn images.
stock up on thicked-thighed loli's
"watch more porn and less anime it will save your sanity one day son"
stop watching tv, bug your parents for a computer and watch tv on it. also invest in internet television maybe call it something like youtube and add anime too it when you get bored
Learn japanese motherfucker...believe me you want to be able to criticize a motherfucker subber's grammar while watching a show.
Here are the winning lottery numbers for the next 10 years in all 50 states. Start torrenting in 2001.
You may think this stuff is shit now, but 10 years down the road you're going to have more than you'll know what to do with. HAVE FUN KID, LOL (LADIES)
"watch more porn and less anime it will save the lives of many in your future son"
Many pieces would have fallen into place in life and would have gone into filming instead of graphics. Knowing me and my love for games the saving lives thing would be so I would actual heed the warning. then I'd think it was okay get drunk, smoke, have more friends and slept with more girls instead of studying the good parts of my life away.
Yeah... but I'm doing fine now, I guess...
I'm trying to save myself thank you!