I can't believe it! It's been right in front of us the entire time!
The ultimate counter to 5...is DESU.
Therefore, I hereby decree here on /a/ that WHENSOEVER you see some faggot trying or succeeding in getting a 5 when they've called it out that the topic should IMMEDIATELY be flooded with DESU.
Are there...any objections?
I HAVE NO OBJECTIONS