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It has finally happened /a/....
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I knew someone would make this connection
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wat
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>>11281913

The Smiley Face Gang, they have kidnapped 40 men including my friends uncle. They tortured them for hours, knocked them out then threw them in the river to drown.
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>>11281913

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352960,00.html
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This is what happens when /b/tards leave the house.
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in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Indiana, Wisconsin and Iowa
>>Ohio

FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK *locks door and gets gun*
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Ohwow, smiley face gang makes laughing man look uncool.
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>>11281971

PFFF /b/tards are too big of pussies to even THINK of doing this.
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>>national crime network has killed at least 40 men — mostly white college students and 20-somethings, often with high grades and impressive athletic records — in about 10 different states.

Are you fucking serious?
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maybe its a bunch of niggers
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>>11282012
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>>11282003
>>mostly white college students and 20-somethings

Jesus christ..
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Suddenly a concealed carry piece doesn't sound like a bad idea anymore, eh? Though it probably involves some sort of con first anyway.
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>>11282012

They would have been caught already. These guys are so good, they don't even have any leads nor a single clue what these fuckers look like. I'm kinda scared right now
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>>11282012

two niggers killed one white girl and got caught days later.I don't fucking think so, plus this started from 2007.
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>>11282055 DERP DERP GUNS SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS.

It's still a stupid idea. These guys are obviously damn good. By the time you knew you were in danger, it would be too late to do anything about it.
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>>11282072
I think you mean 1997.
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>http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352960,00.html

What the fuck? i thought it was a joke url until i actually visited it.
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This is a smart idea, torture the victims, then throw them in the river so there body wouldn't be found for weeks.
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I'm wondering what attracts them to successful college kids. If "athletic" is a common theme, it might be a bunch of losers who can't get over being bullied by jocks in high school. They're basically doing the school shooting thing, only on a much grander scale and playing it out over more than a decade.

Scary fucks.
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>>11282072

1997 buddy.
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>>11282115
I agree.
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>>11282115

Most of the victims were jews too.
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>> , often with high grades and impressive athletic records
>> high grades
>> impressive athletic records

You have nothing to worry about Anonymous of /a/.
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Well I for one am glad that I am an Anon-tan living in a completely different part of the country.

On second thought, better lock the doors.
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>>11282115

I'm investigating this now.
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I've stumbled upon a lot of murders in my time, but this is pretty scary. I wish Shinichi were here.

Come to think of it, Shinichi was a bright, athletic popular student, too...

...and now he's been missing for years. Oh, God, it all fits!
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>>11282115

Hahaha, they pick the athletic ones because they last longer when they are tortured, when you get a fat fuck, it'll be shorter...
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>>11282171

Damn, I just thought about that...My cousin lives in Iowa and he's fit as fuck..I need to call him...
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>>11282157
I have a feeling Shinichi's just fine, Ran.
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>> high grades
>> impressive athletic records

Am I the only one to think of that "shit was sooo cash" guy ?
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>>11282211
You always say that! It's like you're constantly aware of how he's doing. But how could you be unless...

OF COURSE! I can't believe I didn't realize it all this time!

You killed him, didn't you, you little bastard?
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>>11282212

That couldn't be right, they do horrible with grades.
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in this is relevant to anime in what way???
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>>11282278
Because the OP has the Laughingman in his pic.
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>>11282278

Watch Ghost in the shell dumbass.
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>>11282231

...Hmhmhm....HAHAHAHA! It all makes sense now! The little bastard's Kira! Think about it! Haven't you noticed how people tend to die everywhere he goes? Obviously, once your boyfriend made the connection, the brat took steps to ensure his permanent silence!
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>>11282290
fuck you hope the smiley face gang kills you
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So it took 10 years for the feds to put this shit together even though there were smiley faces all over the place?
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>>11282323
The taxpayers' money at work.
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>>11282312

Don't say that..I live in Ohio jerk -_-
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>>11282310
Looks like you figured it out, Shwartzvald!

Of course, now that you know, I can't let you tell anyone. Good thing I brought along this sword...
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I'm not really seeing the relevance to GitS SAC. Just a smiley face? That's a pretty weak connection. The characteristics of the smilies are very different.

I guess you could call this a stand alone complex, but until the responsible are caught the most reasonable assumption is that they are actually conspiring together, probably over the internet. In SAC we knew this _wasn't_ the case.
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>>11282366
Something's wrong. This isn't like Conan at all.

Kira must be controlling his actions somehow! Or maybe it's not Kira. Could it be....
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>>11282413
JUST AS PLANNED.
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Thread made me lol.
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>>11282393

Fuck GITS, the scientologists might use this against us or m00t might get v& for this, we do use smileys a lot, you know.
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in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Indiana, Wisconsin and Iowa
>>Wisconsin

FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK *locks door and gets gun*

Oh-shit I need to go to gamestop and pick up GTA4
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>>11282393
That's not a well-founded assumption to make at all -- the internet thing. What's to say they aren't just a few people moving from place to place in a van barhopping? Doesn't really sound like a standalone complex to me, just a regular old-fashioned calling card that coincidentally reminds us of something we've seen.

>>11282091
Not saying it would solve all problems. If there is any indication, however, that something is up or cornering and kidnapping with show of force is part of the MO, putting the odds in your favor is not a bad idea. If they're being tricked and duped or drugged though, it won't help them either way, but if they are being cornered in a back alley and beaten, it will.
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>>11282538
The vidya or your life, Anon?

Well, your grades and athletic record probably are shit, might as well go
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>>11282115

>Scary fucks.

That's not the scary part.

The scary part is what the OP is implying by posting it here.
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>>11282003
shit were all safe then
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Of course Anonymous is safe.

Culprits can't victimize themselves, can they?
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Of course anonymous is safe. Anonymous doesn't go bar hopping.



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