Is this a thread for or about fujoshi? Either way, you may be asking for more trouble than you would like.
none of the girls in this thread are fat enough to be actual fujoshi
Doesn't "Fujoshi" mean "rotten"?
hijack this shit plz
no, more like otaku of the female gender.
If those actually existed, I'd be getting a blowjob right now...
I don't think you'd want one from an actual fujoshi.
Technically, you're both right.
"Rotten" or more figuratively "corrupt" girl...indicating their level of wanton perversion.
I think any blowjob from someone of the female persuasion would be good.
Why limit yourself? Guys are fine too.
Even if they're just as repulsive as you are?
so... rotten or corrupt girl thread?
I really don't worry about looks. Why would I? I can't afford to be picky. and is she likes anime, that's well worth it.
Yeah, I'd rather have a reasonably attractive guy suck me off than a really ugly girl.
This a Kaoru thread?
She is the reason I watch Zettai Karen Children.
Whichever, it's the only kind of woman I can truly love.
o god aya hirano fapfapfap
the fact that she cut her hair makes her even hotter
I have a fetish for ugly girls so it's ok.
Seems to me this fetish could be easily fufilled, but then again, even the ugliest woman in the world think she should have a guy that looks like Brad Pitt...
i liked girls with glasses.
short hair is fine too.. and i tend to prefer chicks in braces as well.
Girls with glasses are a common fetish nowadays.
does that mean it is no longer a fetish, but rather a preference?
I don't know.
Where does a fetish become a fetish, now that you ask ?
Kannako Ohno (atypical)
By definition, a fetish is only a fetish if you NEED it to get off. So the more common definition is more flexible, so it can still be considered a "fetish".
Damn this artist and his perfect use of shading that makes me zoom in on every image
i always assumed a fetish is what the minority liked. if enough ppl liked it, it becomes a preference
Chika Oguie. Moar typical fujoshi.
There's...i-forgot-her-name in Lucky star too.
I wonder who was the first animooted fujoshi.
The funny thing is that fujoshi girls usually get laid no matter how 'dedicated' to their hobby they are.
Whereas male otakus are doomed to eternity of fapping to imaginary girls.
All women can get laid. But nerdy girls are actually desired, while nerdy guys are despised.
According to the Internet, there are girls who like nerdy guys.
But these are probably guys pretending to be girls.
>All women can get laid.
And undiscriminating fucks like you are the reason. We're supposed to promote beauty, goddammit. You're doing it wrong.
They are definatly guys pretending to be girls. Think about it, if there were really girls who liked nerdy guys, we'd all have girlfriends...
I love nerdy guys. Small flaws like acne, depression, clinginess, low self-esteem, and being a little bit too skinny are turns on for me. Pity is the highest form of love.
>>According to the Internet
stopped reading there.
What. Are you really saying that society isn't doing enough to promote beauty?
A few scabs won't hurt anything.
Why does my opinion matter? I've never had sex with a woman anyway.
i wished you were real, i really do.
but the more i read it, the more i fall into despair.
exactly as planned?
They have to find us first.
They never will.
if she is real she probably looks like a pig
But I've been looking for them! Well, if "looking" means wishing for it really hard.
If you're a real girl (in b4 Internets), then i suppose you're just saying you love nerdy guys because you have not enough self-confidence with "cool" guys, i guess.
I never heard one time about a girl who liked nerdy/otaku guys.
>being a little bit too skinny are turns on for me.
Well that puts me out of the running I guess.
Naw, it'd just have a penis and pounds of lard.
There's your problem.
Wishing for 3d girls will never work. 2d ones are far more workable.
Except, even if there where girls who liked nerdy guys, Anon interacts with no one, much less women of any kind.
Ehh, I already know what will happen if i ask a 3D girl out.
and don't forgot about how they'd be ugly and therefore a waste of time
Does anon obsessed with looks because he feels he really deserves a hot chick, or does he just pretend because no woman will have anything to do with him anyway, and it makes him feel slightly better to pretend like he doesn't want anything to do with her either?
I don't care about the looks.
I'm just looking for an otaku/hiki girl but they just don't exist outside of Japan, i guess.
Why then would he be lusting over hot chicks who would have nothing to do with him? WHY THEN??
>>but they just don't exist outside of Japan
Nope, the ones that exist are all " ^_^ XDXDXD KAWAII BAKANEKO POCKY YAY^_^ "
IE retarded (and ugly too, for sure)
I meant otaku, not stupid weaboo.
There's a difference.
It's because ugly girls are undesirable. Why would I want to have sex with an ugly girl?
1) You'd be having sex.
2) Just because she is "ugly" doesn't mean she isn't interesting, smart, funny or nice to be around. and
3) You'd be having sex.
Uglyness is subjective.
I want basically Anon-tan, but since she doesn't exist....
I'd rather fuck one of those love pillows with a little hole where the pussy should be than an ugly girl.
1) I don't really care about having sex, I could just jerk off.
2) Cool, I could hang out with her and shit. Just not fuck her.
3) See number 1.
You seem awfully concerned with having sex. Not everyone is so desperate that they're willing to fuck someone who isn't physically attractive. That sounds like your problem, not ours.
Well this explains why Anon is ronery.
emphasis on "little"
But you know, _we_ are the minority here.
Being awfully concerned about having sex is like 95 % of the people i know.
Exactly. I might find a girl ugly, you might think she's hot.
Looks are highly subjective.
Wow..that's like..the first normal opinion about male-female interaction on 4chan. (Point 2) Congrats.
I'd like to have sex some day, yes. And I just don't care about looks at all. It doesn't mean I'm desperate, it means I'm not conceded, self-centered, anti-social fuckwad.
for future reference
She's not as ugly with the lights off... or if you're drunk.
Why not try scoring yourself a girlfrind among female anime fans in your area (if there are any)? Many girls like guys with same interests and hell, I know girls who like nerds, seriously. Just don't tell her you like lolis.
I know it's not that easy.. but it CAN'T be that hard.
I know girls that like lolis, so it's probably OK.
I want a lolicon boyfriend that I can pick up little girls in the park with to have threesomes with.
This is true. However, I don't really care what other people think. I'll find someone i'm satisfied with, or I won't.
It's not really a big deal because if I were to go below that level I wouldn't be satisfied anyways.
I want a lolicon boyfriend that I can pick up little girls in the park to have threesomes with.
Not an option for me (at the present time atleast), I'm overweight. So even if I asked them out, they reacted in the same way as these supremely intellectual people. Even more so, since women are self-centered, overly emotional and psychotic, shallow 8 year olds. I've only tried hanging out with one female anime fan from my area. I never told her i liked her, because she said "maybe we can go out someday" before I could. If you didn't know "maybe someday" is code for "fuck off".
If you don't care about looks at all that's good for you. I would view going for a girl that I was not attracted to as unsatisfying and essentially "giving up".
That doesn't make me conceded, self-centered, or anti-social. Nor does it make me feel the need to make blanket insults to everyone else like you seem to feel the need to do.
Yeah. But girls usually don't want to date someone who is sexually attracted to imaginary ten years old characters. Why? Because they might ask why he is dating them if he faps to underage girls.
woah, i thought you were a shithead. i hope you really mean what you say, that's pretty cool.
>Even more so, since women are self-centered, overly emotional and psychotic, shallow 8 year olds.
Weight is not everything, trust me.
I have overweight friends who had more girls than me (thought that's not hard)
Is there a lot of anime fan in the US ?
Not much around here (France) except unbearable weaboos.
yeah you're fucked. enjoy your weeaboos ;_;
You're not a woman. But just in case you are, you're welcome.
In that case try an Internet relationship. It may not be as IRL but at least you get to interact with females and learn some tricks for future use. And you can get rid of her anytime.
oh jesus christ this thread has gone down the shitter
Last time I checked.. and I check it quite often, mind you.
>>Even more so, since women are self-centered, overly emotional and psychotic, shallow 8 year olds.
I'll never understand those kind of comon beliefs.
(and no, i'm not a girl)
I actually did have an internet relationship for a while. I got dumped. =( It's a long story.
Have you ever spoken to a woman before?
At what point does it go from just fucking around to "I'm in an Internet relationship"?
enjoy your penis
summarized it pretty well didnt you?
Did you just imply you masturbate frequently?
Yeah we all know. You made her promise to kiss you if you ever met in real life, then you went to a con in her area and she sucked your face a bit to keep her word.
No one gives a fuck.
Well, we started talking on the phone.
Hell, you know the story better than I do! I wasn't gonna say anyway.
What. Chatrooms and skype not good enough for you?
No,I didn't. Although it amuses me to no end that you think so.
Well.. if you get dumped even on the Internet then that's bad.
I'd console you, but as you've nicely implied..I'm not a woman.
... Just kidding.
One of these days I'm gonna get one on the Internet auction. And then I'll enjoy it to the fullest. Today is not the day.
Yes, quite a lot fit to your description.
But like a lot of guys could fit into a stupid description like football-beer-macho.
But damn people, how can you think a whole genre is the same ?
have you spoken to any other women besides stupid sluts?
Wasn't technically anything I did. She got back with her ex. They are married now...
Try again? Although..they do say that
'If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.'
Nah, that was bad news. I dont think I wanna go through it again. Not now anyway. Right now I need to focus on getting a job/a new(er) car
I'm Anonymous. I remember the stupidest things, right?
Even the biggest stud you know has had a "nightfighter" or two. That's a girl you "beat up" after 12AM.
You don't need an internet auction for that. I happen to have a penis right here, care for a live test?
You do. So I'll tell you something even stupidier! When me and my sister were little, we used to get the same toys! Meaning when she got a my little pony, I got one and when I got a Dinorider, she got one. I owned a My Little Pony!
you lost me.
Expect that to get thrown back into your face at some point.
How exactly do you perform a 'live test' on the Internet?
I don't give a damn. I was 4 years old. I wouldn't have said anything If i feared retribution. Believe me, I have alot of things You will never know about.
Good to know I'm not a Fujoshi then.
If you can fuck a bitch, even if she's ugly, hit that shit. Every guy does it.
Because you're not a girl?
fuck yeah, Bizzaro Shirou!
How about a Barbie. Ever got one?
Getting a car is better than getting a woman.
Nope. But no brown or white hair.
But I do have these panties.
Nope. I used the pull the heads off my sister's Barbies.
I had My Little Ponies too. They had holes in their mouths and anuses with tubes inside of them, and I would die water red with watercolor paints and pretend the ponies were on their periods.
Stop talking about panties. Just the fact yoyu may potentailly be a girl is giving me a half-boner and it's very akward, since your not a girl!
Who DIDN'T use to do that?
You need many years of therapy...
I have pink and white striped panties with little bows on them.
Post your address. I'll head over for a live test.
If you live too far some other anon may take my place.
Hehe. That's what I like the most about 4chan. They never listen, no matter how convincing you are. Not my fault.
Ok, I'm gonna have to invoke the wrath of "Tits or GTFO" for that.
Whether you fear retribution or not it will come up again.
Also considering how much of an attention whore you are and that you're a complete push over I wouldn't be surprised if you did tell all your secrets.
Here you go, have some tits.
Wait, did you mean my tits? I'm sorry, I'm confused.
MY ANGEL. COME SAVE ME
My secret is, I like the TV end of Evangelion more than EoE. And i'm not a "pushover"
Maybe I should be the one who performs the test,no? You have the equipment and I can deliver the test subject. And trust me.. almost no 4chan users in my country.
Really. This in some sweat pants would be the queen of my world.
That's bound to be guy. No sane girl outside Japan wears panties with bows. Sorry to disappoint.
I prefer striped ones,myself.
You're doing it wrong.
Also TITS or GTFO rarely works on /a/. Although I managed to pull it off before.
The best one was a thread where I blackmailed a chick to do it for a torrent which I didn't actually have. It was pretty funny. Some stupid tripfag (Angsty Teenage Mecha Pilot IIRC) actually gave her what she wanted afterwards though. What a faggot.
I have that picture already.
I'm so sorry.
We all know how much you loev Louise.
Shut your face!
They exist they just don't go outside and call themselves men on the internet.
I actually prefer the TV ending as well.
You are also a pushover, you don't even believe that you aren't, you're completely full of shit.
It's surprising to see the troll be trolled. Amusing. Keep up the good work.
It happens alot actually. but I probably need to get to sleep. I actually have two job interviews tomorrow.
Tomorrow or today?
ITT: lonely fucks who don't go outside being ronery and guys pretending to be girls.
In like, 5 hours.
Hey...so I don't come to /a/ much (it's late and my usual boards are dead), but it seems to be filled with trolls so far. On the offchance you're *not* trolls...
I know the inventor of anon-tan, if you're thinking of the one I'm thinking of, and she was single until recently. I also know several other "otaku/hiki" ladies that aren't unpleasant to look at, and have expressed a preference for "nerdy" guys.
Personally I adore undies with bows. Wish I could find some with wide stripes, though.
You're being turned on by a guy, that makes you gay.
Never doubted it.
LOL. Might as well stay up, you're not going to get enough sleep to make it worthwhile, just hit up some red bulls and pray to whatever you believe in before the interview.
Fuck it might be a blessing, you'll probably act like less of a cowardly pussy on no sleep.
gay tripfags are the best tripfags
Well, I actually figured out recently why I may or may not like her...
It's actually my second interview, which is a good sign. It's also at a Best Buy (an electronics store) which would be awesome to work at.
You definately like her. Quit denying it.
No it's not a good sign or no it wont be awesome? I'll get an employee discount and stuff. I'm buying a fucking, HDTV and the Lucky Star boxset.
I'm not denying! I just don't have to keep saying it.
The post that replied to said "Well, I actually figured out recently why I may or may not like her..."
Which is implying that you might not like her.
Regardless, they always seem to hire douchebags so you'll probably fit right in. Seriously just stay up and pop some red bulls. You will feel less apprehensive and the interview will go better than if you went to sleep now.
The last job I started I didn't sleep before the interview either.
It won't be awesome.
I'm looking for a job too, but I'd sooner go to a shitty temp agency and get a job in some factory than do retail again.
Undies with bows make me feel like a underage trap. Not a good feeling.
I only had to admit it once. But i was just saying, I know why now.
As opposed to being a legal trap?
Seriously, just go for an office job. yeah it's boring, but it pays better and you can actually make a future out of it.
Retail is lame, but it's easiest to get a job in. Since him getting the job would mean less of his faggotry on /a/ I really hope MiMW gets the job.
You only had to say it once, but you're no longer allowed to deny it.
Yes. Those exist, btw.
You only had to admit it once because we now have screen caps to prove you're full of shit when you deny it.
Should a girl be offended for being accused of making guys gay?
Panties with bows. Ideal for my jailbait look. One of the reasons I prefer stripes.
Not really. I still plan on making a weekly buyfag thread, showcasing my buyfagness and the anime I bought that week.
No! I'm not some kind of sissy!
Won't be awesome. It will be a shitty job. Just act like you want it so you can start buying DVDs again and look for something else in the meantime.
You know you want that money. Miyuki might not be able to get by if her husband doesn't support her by buying her character goods.
3-D Fujoshi are PIG DISGUSTING
Hello there Misaki.
You'll be on less, you won't be gone until you get banned.
But that's just once a week, as opposed to EVERY FUCKING NIGHT.
Lies, you know you want her to beat your ass til it's raw.
The appeal of a factory job is that it'd be presumably easier to get than an office job.
If I was capable of interacting with human beings, I would already have a job.
Showcasing your stuff is kind of gay. if you want to make an interesting thread make one about the stuff coming out.
Granted it ill get flamed to shit anyways, other buyfags such as myself might actually post in it, instead of mocking you.
When doing what?
Do you like being told what to do or prefer to be in charge?
Higurashi manga got licenced. But it's coming out in gay shonen jump-like anthologies.
Oh yes YOU DO WANT some punishment.
This is true. However you'll be better off long term if you get an office job. Take whatever you can get in the meantime then work on getting the office job afterwards.
Get some job interview books and come up with answers to common questions and go over them until you have it down and try to be confident. Having your own place and enough money to buy nice shit is worth the effort.
Anything. But in particular, sex.
To bring it down to your level, what do you like the guys in your porn to do?
Thread is goin' places...
Of course I know that. But first I have to get the fuck out of my house, and ANYTHING will work for that.
Eventually, I want to go back to school. :(
I DO NOT!
... Do I have to answer that. The type of porn i like does not necessarily define what I would like.
I'm a buyfag but not a manga reader.
Ashita no Joe has the first volume coming out this week. Also Nozomi has a mystery announcement they're going to reveal on the first. It's rumored to be a Geneon rescue.
I'm hoping for Zero no Tsukaima or Higurashi personally.
Well, we've got nothing else to go on.
You have to answer. You are under oath.
Besides if you answer at least people will stop making fun of you for being a pedo. Unless you actually watch CP. We'll assume it's CP if you don't answer BTW.
I like all sorts of things.
Good answer. Any port in a storm.
>what I would like in real life
That's what sexual fantasies are for. I might beleive that you wouldn't like to get beaten so you can't walk for days, even by a girl.
But those hot pictures you burn in your mind before you fall asleep are what counts.
Not any port! But on the whole being told what to do vs being in charge, I really like both.
You get a job with a good company you can do it. A friend of mine got a job with Pratt and Whitney and started as a security guard. They paid his tuition and offered him a job working in their offices.
He was able to go back to school and finish his degree. He now makes pretty good money and owns a house at 26, in a state where the housing costs are some of the highest outside of large cities.
Seriously though, don't rest on your laurels, push until you get something that has a future, then work your ass off to get ahead.
Which means you like being dominated sometimes, which makes you a faggot by your own definition.
I did not say that!
So that's why you like Louise. You two have similar personalities.
Do you like it when a girl uses a strap on and sticks it in your pooper?
Yeah you did.
So, I really wanna try cunnilingus?
Dude.. not many guys would know how that should feel.. do you?
I've never done that
Do you want to try it?
I think cunnilingus would be pretty disgusting actually. I think it's pretty much required if you have a sexual relationship with women though.
That depends on the size of the strap-on, doesn't it? but I'm open minded.
No. If I really liked the girl i'd consider giving it a shot though.
I would think the size would be negotiable.
TWO OF US
I'd want the smallest one the make.
How about a guy. You said earlier that looks weren't important. If you met a guy who you liked would you consider having anal sex with him?
No. I can't get an erection thinking about guys.
>Ashita no Joe has the first volume coming out this week.
What about a guy with a girl? Do you ever focus on the guy?
Yep. Tai-Seng is putting it out and they're calling it Champion Joe. It's like 152 minutes for the first volume and has an MSRP of about $20
No guys? Not even traps?
Nope, not gay. I don't like traps either.
Wow, why was I not informed of this? This is the best day ever.
I suggest you fix these shortcomings.
Is this Ashita no Joe or Ashita no Joe 2 ?
Traps are an OK exception.
You don't have to be gay to occasionally be attracted to a guy or a trap.
Besides, saying that you wouldn't have sex with a guy is kind of hypocritical when you take what you wrote above into consideration.
You criticized me for not wanting to have sex with a girl I didn't think was attractive, like there was something wrong with me turning down sex from someone I wasn't attracted to.
That's a little different, man.
I only found out about it earlier today, I took a glance at animeondvd.com which I only rarely check due to long term unemployment. I was very pleased, and also very happy that I will be working again soon.
I assumed it was the first series, but i'm not sure. They're calling it "Champion Joe (Ashita no Joe) so I think it's the first, but can't say with 100% certainty.
Oddly enough it's also going to have a dub on the disc. I wonder where it came from, and if it's the same one that was going to be used for the HBO broadcast way back in the day.
Slightly, but not enough that the underlying principal isn't the same.
You can't bash someone for not watching to fuck someone they're not attracted to, unless you would apply the same standards to yourself. It makes you a hypocrite.
I would appreciate an apology, although if you want to go the other route you could claim that you'd have sex with another guy. Any other response would make you a hypocrite.
I'm not apologizing. And once I fiugre out what kind of liguistic loops holes you're using, I'm reply.
Judging by the cover it's the first one.
Of course not, because you can't ever admit to being wrong.
Also the linguistic loops used in that post is called logic. Perhaps if you understood the basics of it you wouldn't make such an ass of yourself on here.
Here is some logic for you.
You fap to heterosexual porn ----> You like cock.
Jesus christ you fuckers could argue over the colors of rocks.
> liguistic loops holes
I used to intentionally start arguments in /v/ over the color of Ephraim's hair in FE threads.
It actually got to the point where when he was mentioned or a pic of him was posted people would post "In B4 Haircolor shitstorm" and such.
Shit was so cash.
Also Ephraim's hair is blue.
>like there was something wrong with me turning down sex from someone I wasn't attracted to.
Welcome to modern society where if a male turns down sex from a female, no matter if she is beautiful or ass ugly, he is automatically considered gay.
I'm easily amused.
Are you blind? It's fucking green.
It's blue you fucking moron. Every Fire Emblem main character has blue hair.
What's the matter? Too COMPLEX for you?
Hi Kagami. Hows that masturbating coming along?
Hey, I hadn't even posted this today! I plum forgot!
Hey, I hadn't even posted this today! I plum forgot!
No one likes Tsukasa anyways.
Apperently some people do.
Protip: No they don't they're just trolling you.
Indeed possible. Tsukasa is retarded.
No one likes Tsukasa or Miyuki. They are both useless, boring side characters who get replaced quickly and almost disappear entirely.
No one care about Lucky Star.
No, Miyuki doesn't get the anntion she deserves because everyone on /a/ is pedo. Tsukasa is just retarded.
Oh shit, daytime /a/.
Miyuki gets no attention because she's boring and gets so little screentime she's barely a character.
> No, Miyuki doesn't get the anntion she deserves because everyone on /a/ is pedo.
Konata gets tons of attention though. That must mean that she is loli.
You arguments lack consistency. That's why you'll always be second rate.
Hope you don't directly contradict yourself during your interviews.
What arguments? Konata's not loli.
Back this statement up then: "No, Miyuki doesn't get the anntion she deserves because everyone on /a/ is pedo"
Miyuki is tall and has big boobs, traits that /a/ apparently doesn't like.
But they're pedo and they like Konata.
If they're pedo than Konata is too, she's the favorite.
Either that or there are no pedos on /a/.
Things aren't that black and white.
Your argument fails. You can't claim a character isn't popular because the people on /a/ are pedophiles, then claim that none of the popular characters are loli. That would make one of the statements a load of shit.
Like every time a stone cold contradiction is pointed out, he stops replying. Another win for Anonymous.