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>>11277617

Continuation ;_;
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You can't handle the AUTOSAGE!?
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People with sisters = Never ronery.

I'm the guy from the sister thread earlier whose mother had a miscarriage years ago ;_;
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>>11279875
Guess we'll have to do it manually then.
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>>11279875
Gonna be auto delete soon.
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At least use a ronery image...
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The other one is fine, it keeps the MODS from deleting it.
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>>11279899

Probably manual delete on this one if the mods see it, LOL.
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>>11279898
What's the matter? Does this kind of thread remind you how ronery you really are? You can't deny who you truly are. Join us.
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>>11279896 People with sisters = Never ronery.
I'm going to have to disagree with you on that.
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You know who I hate?

People who use the term 'sausage fest'.

It's like I ring up a friend 'Hey, want to come round mine and play bioshock?'

'Yeh sure, any girls coming?'

'Errrr..... no?'

'Awww man, dont want to go to no sausage fest.'

Seriously, what the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with hanging out with guys? Do we have to invite girls when we just want to geek out for an evening, order dominos and behave like slobs while rewatching some Ghibli movie for the nth time?

Fuck that.
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>>11279896
Yeah, the sister thread was surprisingly pleasant. I thought the lost sister story was sad though. I wish /a/ had more sister threads.
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Link to sister thread? Is it still alive?
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>>11279938

Isn't Bioshock only a one player game anyways?
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>>11279896
I'll say it again, thank god for step-sisters
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>>11279956
We took turns.

Well, me and the friend who turned up, the other one decided to go clubbing.

Weekly geek-out is awesome though.
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is that dude here whose imouto would sit next to him whenever he was feeling down until he was feeling ok again?
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>>11279956
One player games are great for a small group.

I beat Godhand that way. Probably the best game ever for controller swapping, if only for the humor and difficulty.
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>>11279967

Sounds like most of my friday/saturday nights. Although more people show up and we watch movies sometimes. We even have a girl who hangs out with us most of the time.
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I want to be nude at all times, except for an apron, and chained to the kitchen. I want cook and feed Cirno, 40%, and GAR expert delicious food, busily clean our mansion with a ball-pit pool in the backyard, service my triphusbands under their desks as they browse /a/, fan them with a palm fronds, and perform any other desired services with a smile and no questions asked. I want to be a loyal and obedient doormat. All I want in return is unconditional love.
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>>11279967
>Weekly geek-out is awesome though.

Yes they are. Used to do weekly geek-outs with a few close friends years ago. Helped get me through a really SHITTY time of my life.

And any person that looks down on gamers geeking out, only to go out to a bar are FUCKING MORONS.
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>>11280007
Congrats on making the rest of us winners by comparison. I feel less ronery now.
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>>11280002
>We even have a girl who hangs out with us most of the time.

Only ever had 1 girl I've been friends with.

That's the gods to honest truth.

Dunno why, I loved her a lot, in a kind of brotherly way (in b4 incest). But I just cant really stand female company if me and my friends are doing 'our thing' and I cant stand the implication that girls should be there like there is some kind of fucking obligation for it to be so.
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>>11279981
I'm here, but like I said in that thread I don't get along with her and really dislike her.
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>>11280007
Seconded.

Minus the love part, I'll do it for room and board.
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>>11280037
But she sounded so nice whenever you said you were feeling pissed off.
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>>11280037
That's still kinda sweet, though.
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What show is that image from?
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>>11280066
The bad moments outweigh the good. Plus I have other siblings to spend time with who don't fight with me.
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>>11280084
The one the OP is linking to, that is.
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>>11280099
5cm Per Second.
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>>11280012
>>gamers geeking out
>>go out to a bar

Same shit, different toilet.
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>>11280087
How old is she?
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>>11280084
When the Battlepico no Biblekoro Black.
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I just messaged a nearby girl on anonidate.

There's a lot of girls there, like woah I was really surprised.
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>>11280099
You have been here for exactly one day.
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>>11280124
Normalfag spotted.
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>>11280037
So she's fine with you, but it only goes that way? Aww, how sad.
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>>11279998
I love it. I love that the people I do geek out with visit all boards but /b/, hide their powerlevel and the whole nine. So when we get together, we are laughing our asses off to threads we remembered, people we trolled, and shit beyond 4chan people would never talk about.
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>>11280126
17, other siblings are 28(brother), 30(brother), and 32(oldest sister).
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>>11280153
Has she ever had a boyfriend?
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>>11280145
No, she dislikes me too. It's mutual.
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>>11280115
My city is a sausage fest. ;_;
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>>11280108
lol, no.
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>>11280177
Spoilers: It doesn't help.
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>>11280163
No, I think it's by choice though.
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>>11280037

I don't understand that at all.

Then again, I never had a sister either, just two brothers. I kind of wish I had one, maybe if I did I would have learned how to talk to girls when i was younger ;_;
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>>11280191
Truth.

I have a younger sister, and I'm a /v/irgin at 22.
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>>11280177
Sisters won't help you talk to girls, trust me, I have two and they never helped.
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>>11280149
Envy~

Why do I get stuck with an underage b& that does nothing but spout "I heard you like Mudkips" and other inane bullshit.

Better question, why the fuck do I actively hang out with him?
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I signed up for Anonidate in December and haven't been there since. There were only about ten males in my area before, and now there are 65. I'm surprised I have so many messages now, but I guess that's the bonus of being the youngest by far of the 8 females in my area.
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>>11280191
It helped my dad but he had four little sisters and his parents abandoned them so he had to raise them himself.
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>>11280199
Go and fuck your /b/tard normalfags, see if we care.
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I signed up for anonidate a long time ago. I think I put my dude in Antarctica.
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>>11280177
Don't worry, you didn't miss anything. Aside from me, my house growing up was overflowing with estrogen. I'm still ronery as fuck.
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>>11280035

The girl I was talking about is actually my friend's wife, but she's actually really cool. She hangs out with us all the time, plays video games, etc so she doesn't get in the way and actually feels like she's part of the group.

She's really the only female friend I have, but she's almost like a sister at this point. She's also pretty hot.
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>>11280037
why?
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While browsing on anonidate:
>Bi Female /b/tard gamer otaku , Age 19
>Anonidate found me a mAn. "Anonidate never works!"
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Attention all ronery people -- You're not missing out. People who are more socially in-tune than you, believe it or not, are not happier than you. They might feel like they are, but it's a shallow happines.. The world is shit. People are shit. Women are shit. Men are shit. It all sucks, you're not missing out.

Me? I'm more disappointed that I don't live in a 2D fantasy world than I am disappointed that I don't party or have a girlfriend. Real people suck, they're shallow, boring, vain, irrational, and not as likable as 2D people. I have a few close friends that are pretty much as jaded as me, and I have /a/non. And I'm better off this way than I would be partying and getting laid.
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>>11280235
That's cool, my female friend was a best friend's girlfriend.

Only witty, funny girl I've ever met.
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>>11280247
;_;
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>>11280199
Are you actually going to answer the messages? Or are you just going to sit here and gloat?
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>>11280247

This is what ot/a/kus really believe.
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>>11280286
He's lying to make himself feel better.
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>>11280247
>and I have /a/non

Don't agree with all your pessimism, but I agree with this. As long as the flag of misanthropic ronery flies high atop the hill of /jp/ and /a/ we will soldier on.
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>>11280247
>>11280254
I dislike those situations, but sometimes hot friends can be involved. I'm all for those. When life hands you girls who aren't available, make the best of it!
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I just checked anonidate. The closest females seem to only be there for "someone to talk to" rather than dating...
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>>11280212
I'm not a /b/tard but I listed myself as one, just because I'm desperately lonely and I don't want to close any doors.
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>>11280261
Women are slim pickings, though.
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>>11280286

No. I've already got a bf anyway, I dont really watch that much anime (apart from the odd pokemon episode), and would prefer a standard /b/tard, preferably with some muscularity and someone who plays lacrosse.
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>>11280307
It really is.

It really, truly is.
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I just remembered a fat black stripper once kissed me while she was on the job. true story. I feel less ronery now.
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>>11280320
Don't take this the wrong way, but many of us weeaboo wouldn't see you as our type. You might be nice, but still.
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>>11280320
>I've already got a bf anyway
Get the fuck off AnoniDate
>I dont really watch that much anime
Get the fuck off /a/
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>>11280254

My friend's wife isn't really funny or witty, but she's cool.
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I found my boyfriend on (shudder) otakubooty of all places. Signed up halfway as a joke. And so now rather than being ronery, I can be glad that I have a boyfriend who's almost as much of an otaku as me, and a fellow JoJofag at that. We snuggled watching Kaiji the other day. It was amazing.

Don't despair, /a/non. Someone is out there, and in the meantime, hold close to your waifus. They can give you strength.
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>>11280286
I'm answering them right now, but I think it might be awkward because most of the messages are really old. I noticed I forgot to enable email notification.
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>>11280362
otakubooty is for cosplaying fucktarded pretty boys and vain, depressing females.

I hope you both die in a car crash on the way to Otakon.
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>>11280320
You're a stupid cunt, really. Get over yourself.
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>>11280320

Then why the fuck are you on anonidate, or /a/ for that matter.

Fuck we don't even talk about the pokemon anime really, go to /v/ for that, they discuss it there. Either way gtfo of here.
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>>11280362
>Jojo
>Kaiji

I'd say I'm in love, but like most of us on the internet, I suspect you have a penis.
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>>11280300
I'd like to talk to someone who isn't my mother ;_;
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>>11280377
Otakubooty is full of pretentious bitches who expect to be put on a pedestal, good observation.
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>>11280408
Have you actually read any of the discussion from the fucktarded cosplaying faggotry infested community on there?

Sooooo pathetic. Bunch of whores and 'kawaii bishies' (sans any kind of facial or pubic hair) cosplaying cloud.
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>>11280320
>>11280365
Ok I'm confused...
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>>11280237
>>11280177
My sister thinks she's right about everything. She thinks she's a reasonable person because she listens when you explain something to her that she did wrong, but that doesn't really work when after you explain something to her she just pauses and go "So, I'm right." We also fight a lot for no real reason and with arguments always ending with her going "So, I'm right." at some point when it doesn't make any sense on her part. It doesn't really go well you know? There's other things but this is my biggest problem with her.

It's not that I'm not willing to back down a fight, I make mistakes too, I admit them and say sorry for them. But for her, she's thinks she's never wrong and in the few cases where she admits she did something wrong, it's somehow other people's fault(in the cases where I'm arguing with her, it's my fault, I'm the person who made her do something wrong even if she initiates it).
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>>11280393
You know, if I met someone that swept me off my feet and was awesome in lots of good ways, I'd go gay.

Just saying.
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>>11280421
Go into her room and hug her.

Tell her you are sorry for all the arguments and you want to start afresh.
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>>11280391
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>>11280413
That person was just a troll pretending to be me to be funny. Fuck /b/tards, /a/ is the only board for me.
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>>11280377
>>11280408
That's the thing. I signed up for a joke, left my profile alone for over a year, and someone thought I might be worth tracking down after that much time. The community is full of fail and AIDS though. I only made about one post ever.
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>>11280442
I'm not going to do that because that's probably going to scare her more than anything else.
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>>11280452

I am outside your house.

See that clown statue?

Yep... Thats me.
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I really wanna hug my sister sometimes but since I haven't for several years i think she'd think it was weird.
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>>11280421

Sounds like you guys are normal. I used to fight with my brothers like that too.
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>>11280464
Oh shi---
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>>11280473

Just do it anyway.
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>>11280452
I'm familiar with some of the first people there, and while a few were decent, I got more buddies than I did babes. They're not slutty enough, and as geeks they need to realize that and capitalize on it.
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Interesting thing in some medical journal that was reported in the times (UK) the other day....

Apparently it is sisters (over 60% of them), who have sexual fantasies about their brothers.
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>>11280474
I know it's normal, but I don't really enjoy it. I'm just hoping it'll stop once we get older. I think the only reason I never fought with my older siblings is because the youngest oldest sibling is 8 years older than me.
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>>11280515
link or it didn't happen.
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Eh fuck it if you attitude is shit like mine is your going to be ronery it's simple. I've liked this girl @ my job for along time now and she once showed interest in me but since I hate myself I felt like she must be confused or something so then she just stoppeda fdlsrajk;ldsjafd ;_;
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it's my perception that /a/ is too romantic for real girls who are only out to have fun and enjoy themselves
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>>11280522
Probably not interested in weeaboo fagets
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Whenever anyone has showed interest or complimented me I have assumed they are joking.
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>>11280529
Yeh, I'm old school. None of that splitting the bill shit.

But contrariwise, no lavishing them with gifts either.

Just a massive, expensive boquet of flowers on their birthday and a present.

I know it sounds kind of gay, but I like to see other people happy. It gives me a warm feeling inside.
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>>11280544
same. and they are.
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>>11280520

Probably will. I don't fight with either of my brothers anymore. Even though we used to fight and argue all the time i'm close with both of them. We're all 24-30 now though, so it might take a while.

How old are the two of you?
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>>11280553
>>11280544
Signed, highschool taught me this.
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>>11280529
My perception is that /a/ is socially inept.
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>>11280552
As a girl, I can honestly tell you that a cheap bouqet would be appreciated just as much as an expensive one.

Someone got me a £50 bouqet for valentines last year, all I could think of was what a waste of money it was.
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>>11280565
17(her), 20(me)
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>I don't want to make any huge generalisations about women, I'm not here to do that, it's- it's vulgar. But all I'll say is that they have no feelings. Because it's actually men, you'll find, who are the far more romantic. Men are the people you will hear say, "I've found somebody. She's amazing. If I don't get to be with this person, I'm fucked. I can't carry on, no I mean it, she's totally transformed my life. I have a job, I have a flat, it means nothing. I can't stand it, I have to be with her. Because if I don't, I going to end up in some bedsit, I'll be alcoholic, I'll have itchy trousers. I can't- I can't walk the streets any more." That, is how women feel about shoes.
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>>11280529
True men can handle both, but you're wrong. Guys cannot get sex because nobody wants to fuck us, while EVERYBODY wants to fuck you and has wanted to fuck you since you were 13. Add the fact that we're nerds and we're at a predisposition for virginity.

We are dying from the lack of sex and we need your vaginas to help us. The rare examples of manhood like myself are basically god's gift to the vagina, but I know that I am not alone.
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>>11280585
That's how you do it. Enjoy.
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FOR SOMEONE WHO PREFERS 2D ANONYMOUS IS SURE OBSESSED WITH WOMEN!
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>>11280618
/a/ is tsundere for 3D women.
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>>11280581
I don't go out on half measures. It's stupid. It reeks of cheapness. It makes me feel like less of a man.
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I feel sorry for guys, even the normal ones must get rejected a lot before they find someone that likes them. If a guy rejected me I'd be feeling down for days.
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>>11280618
We have different needs. Yoko gives me things no 3D girl can.
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>>11280648
Imagine being rejected your entire life.
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>>11280585

You guys will probably grow out of it. You have the same age difference my younger brother and I do. She will probably clam down around 20ish.

My younger brother was in an extremely rebellious stage at that point and he pulled a 180 later. I wouldn't worry about it, just try to make some effort to get along with her better.
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>>11280648
Days? Depends on the girl. It took me over a year to get over a particular rejection.
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You know, /a/, there are a lot of us here who have gone our through the entirety of our childhood and adolescence experiencing no love or relationship or even tiny anecdotal experience whatsoever. That's amazing if you think about it, we are the statistical outliers of an outlier. I'm 20 years old now, and from my childhood to adulthood I've had nothing in terms of women, it's just been an endless desert of non-existence. I am a total non-entity to them.
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>>11280644
Money is hard to come by, we're in a recession, and if any decent girl likes you she won't want your money.
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>>11280544
If they give you dumbfounded looks when you fail to pick up on their advances (they might not be joking), then you need to clue in. I used to be pretty clueless, but at least I remember some of the signs that you're not picking up on their advances: sudden increase in tsundere behavior, excuses to spend more time with you, physical contact, and if it gets really bad, confessions.
If you notice these signs, say something to her. This has been a public service /a/nnouncement.
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>>11280648

A girl rejected me 5 years ago. Granted she was a total bitch about it and made it as painful as possible.

I still don't think i've fully bounced back from it yet.
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>>11280662
That's nice to know, thank you for the reassurance anon.
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>>11280672

I know that, but it makes me feel happy to genuinely put forethought and cash into someone's birthday/christmas/valentine's present. I can't stand cheapskates, people who bought their girlfriend some £30 piece of Jewellery for christmas, what the fuck is up with that? MAN UP and pay some good money for once.

But I understand your point.
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>>11280676
My biggest problem is that I totally freeze up sometimes. It's only later do I realize how I've fucked up. I never do or say the right things at the right moments.
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>>11280692
£30 is a lot to me lol.
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>>11280676

I wish I could go back 3 years ago and show myself this post.
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>>11280712
So do I, and I'm the one who posted it.
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>>11280682
But you know what's more depressing than getting rejected? Realizing that you missed your chance because of inaction. That's something I have trouble getting over.
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>>11280711

It depends how old you are I guess.

I'm 21. I'm not rich but I mean, come on; you pay peanuts you get monkeys.
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>>11280687

Not a problem.

If you'd really like to thank me and are on the East Coast you could introduce me to said sister. I'm sure I could show her a nice time.
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A really pretty girl called out to me from her car as I was walking past the other day. I walked over to her and she smiled and said 'I like your hair'. I said thanks, and she just sat there smiling. Then i walked away.
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>>11280718

I've done that a bunch of times too. Actually a lot of that is probably the result of the rejection from 5 years ago.
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>>11280718
Rejection is a sharp pain, inaction is chronic. Both suck, though.
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>>11280725
I am on the west coast unfortunately and she isn't interested in dating at the moment(She doesn't seem to be planning to date in college either).
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>>11280750
But rejection is something you can blame on someone else. With inaction you can only blame yourself.
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>>11280763

>With inaction you can only blame yourself.

Fuck, you're just not trying hard enough!

Myself, I never experienced inaction or rejection. Lucky me, right?
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>>11280757

Heh, fair enough. I'll give you props for even considering it.
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>>11280738
You're a dumbass, that was a Free Internet coupon you could fuck.
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>>11280763

You can blame rejection on yourself too.

I.e. Maybe if I had done X differently, etc.
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>With inaction you can only blame yourself.
Projection and Rationalization.

If someone rejects you, you project onto them that it is something outside yourself and outside your control, and if you do nothing you rationalize that you are at least in control therefore the outcome is less important.
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>>11280817
That's true, though there's still at least a little blame on the other end.
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>>11280763
There are really strong rejection types, though. Like finding out that your long term girlfriend (2.5 year+) is cheating on you. I haven't had an incident of inaction give me regrets like that.
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I have experienced ejaculation. What else could I possibly care about?
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>>11280738
i don't think you went out, enjoy your ronery thread.
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>>11280836
Children? Honestly I don't know how many anons out there want children.
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>>11280738

I was at a mall once, and I walked by a girl without noticing her. She said "I like your glasses" a few times then I realized that she might be speaking to me.

I turned to her and said "Are you talking to me?", she said yes and I thanked her and continued walking into the book store.

I am the biggest idiot ever.
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>>11280836
Your cock's powerlevel is only at 10% its maximum power. You can only obtain the other 90% from a vagina.
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>Myself, I never experienced inaction or rejection

You are lying to yourself.
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Superior Green-Haired cameragirl is Superior.

And Adorable.
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>>11280833
Yeah. Can't say I've ever had that one. I was referring more towards asking a girl out and getting turned down over regretting never trying in the first place. I totally see where you are coming from though. It would take me a helluva long time to get over that.
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>>11280854
>>11280738
It really could've been nothing too, my sister likes to run around and compliment random people because she likes to brighten people's days this way.
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>>11280875
Well your sister is a cocktease!
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>>11280886
I'd let her tease my cock.
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>>11280854
>>11280738
protip: they were just being nice.
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>>11280875

I'm pretty sure she wasn't doing that though. She seemed extremely nervous and she was with two other girls who looked like they were trying to cheer her on.

I suppose it's possible it was nothing, out of the "Wow I fucked this up" stories I could tell this is probably the most questionable one.
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The girl was sitting in the passenger seat of a white van, I think that may have subconsciously warned me away too.
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>>11280917
Oh, in that case. Yeah, you messed up big man.
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>>11280917
bitch plz
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>>11280855
I could not cum the first time I had sex. No condom either, she was on the pill. Finished off by jerking it over her vagina and stomach (she told me too). I felt pretty lame.

:(
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>>11280917
You really fucked it up.
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>>11280861
It can completely change who you are! For a while, I turned introverted until stuff happened that helped me to get over it. This took several months to a year.
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>>11280938
You are not alone... ;_;
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>>11280864
Watermelons with ribbons. Jesus.
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>>11280954
Introversion isn't something you can change. You cant just magically flick a switch and say 'I'm suddenly going to enjoy really loud music at a packed out club'.
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>>11280964
>>11280938
The fuck?

virgin here, but that's still pretty wierd.
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>>11280917
She wants you, and it's apparently not a secret.
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>>11280938
But it got better. And now, you're fine. Happens to everyone in some way, you're not unique.
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>>11280968

It's something you can overcome over time.

In his particular case he lost his confidence and/or became depressed. This caused him to be less social, but after he dealt with it he went back to the way he was before.
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First time I had sex I came before I'd even got all the way in. I could only wish I was >>11280938
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>>11280968
It was a gradual process of becoming less introverted. Several girls took interest in me and they collectively (I think they talked it out amongst themselves) decided that they wanted me more back to normal (which is less introverted). It took them a while, but it worked, and I'm glad they put the effort in.
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>>11281002
So even when /a/non finally manges to lose his virginity he still fails at life.
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>>11280938
You actually had sex, you no longer get to complain here.
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>>11281018

Signed.

GTFO.
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>>11280992
Yes. You have it correct. It's much easier to recover with people around you, though.
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>>11281018
It was with a prostitute though, so it doesn't really count.
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>>11280875
Wow, introduce her to us.
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>>11280980
Too nervous, really.

Or you fucking went like the motherfucking Flash, which is common for virgins, and tire yourself out so when you reach the critical moment that you are about to ejaculate, you don't have the energy to go faster, and hence you can't ejaculate and ended up having to do it manually.
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>>11281071
;_;
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>>11281071

I LOL'D.
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sudden influx of shit pushed this thread down ;_;
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Ok, you guys want to talk about fucking up / missed opportunities?

Back in Grade 9 I took history in summer school because I didn't feel like spending 4 months of normal school learning that shit.

On the last day of school, this girl caught up to me at the subway, wrote her phone number on a piece of paper and wish me a nice summer.

Problem is, we talked a little in class, I remember that she complimented me on the doraemon characters I drew, and one time she joked that my last name means "bean" in Korean, effectively making me Mr. Bean. But I didn't really have much interest in her, we never talked much and I never bothered to learn her name.

Well, that was the problem, I didn't know her name, and my friend didn't either. On the piece of paper she wrote Mr. Bean and her home number (kids didn't have cell phones back then). I did try calling. First time I called, I got the machine and I hung up. The second time I called, a woman answered in Korean, I said wrong number and hung up.

Fuck. Should've... Remembered her name. I could've had a girlfriend. But instead, I'm 23 and have never dated.
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>>11281182
The night is still young my dear tripfriend.
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>>11281163
That or people stopped posting.
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Maybe people are starting to cry themselves to sleep?
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>>11281195
;_;
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>>11281192
You have my shoulder.
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>>11281195

Around 5:00 AM EST is when things start to slow down heavy here.
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>>11281228
Birds are chirping... I need to finish up my work and sleep.
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>>11281192
We'll be here all night long if we're just sharing these kind of stories.
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>>11281193
I have class in 6 hours :(
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>>11281234

Funny I hit refresh saw this post and simultaneously started hearing birds chirping as I read it.
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The last girlfriend I had was about 3 years ago. I can truly say that she was my first love. We broke up because neither of us were in a situation where we could commit to a very serious relationship. She had her issues, I had mine. It was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. We eventually stopped talking, and about a half a year later I find out she's pregnant by some guy she met a few weeks after we broke up. I was depressed for a while, and now I barely go out and browse 4chan for most of the day. ;_;
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>>11281192
;_;
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>>11281245

Cut it. Who gives a shit, you're going to end up being a failure anyways.

Even if you weren't it's not like one class makes a shit of difference.
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>>11281245
7 hours here, and 30 minute drive to get there.
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>>11281267
Been there, done that.

Cutting exams is fine too.
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>>11281262

Why would you be depressed about that? She obviously didn't really want to be with you, then she got knocked up by some other guy.

Sounds like it went as well as it could have.
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>>11281084
Yeah I was nervous the first time (not with a hooker like someone up there said) but she was really supportive and understanding. It was not HER first time. After I get really comfortable with her I still could not cum easily. And even in my favorite position, cowgirl, I still couldn't cum inside her. It happened even when I was on the bottom so it had nothing to do with me going too fast. She could ride me and have three or four orgasms and then ask me if I was close...nope, not yet. Oral actually worked pretty well, I could usually cum after a while from that. So typically we'd fuck until she was good and satisfied and then she'd finish me off with a bj.

She was so nice too, she always wanted to try new things to see if I could finish with just regular sex. I miss her ;_;

Maybe my dick just got so used to my hand that it has to have "the real thing" to cum?
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>>11281267

I've skipped it too much already and need to get at least a C to get my GPA high enough to transfer where I want.
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>>11281282
yeah... I've got a 20-30 minute drive too.
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>>11281296

Again, who gives a shit, you're going to end up being a failure anyways.
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>>11281285

I never cut exams. I went to school got my degrees, then went right back and got my masters. Took me forever to find a decent job that was even remotely related to my field, then 7 months ago I lost my job.

I wasted all that time and effort and i'm a 26 year old virgin who has never been on a date.
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>>11281290

Why aren't you with her anymore?
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>>11281318
What degree do you have? And how did you get canned?
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>>11281290
Sounds like a psychological problem to me. Perhaps subconsciously you were afraid of getting her pregnant and your brain just completely shut off your "orgasm" reactions when you were inside.
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>>11281290
I was the opposite, lol, I couldn't cum regardless, oral, me humping her in any imaginable position. then once she got one me and I blew it in 10 seconds.
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>>11281341

Fuck, I mean she got on me, I blame the night.
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>>11281323
true, but the college is also the only place that I socially interact with people. I hang out in the lounge after class with a bunch of other nerds and social misfits. I'd probably break down if I didn't go regularly.
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>>11281245
I am glad that I have no class tomorrow but I have 3 papers and 3 projects due on wednesday so I should probably go to sleep soon too.
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Here's a new twist on an old story.

In 7th grade a girl I knew from my home room class developed a crush on me. She had one of our mutual friends ask me about her, and tell me that she liked me. So I of course pretended like I didn't even know who this person was. I completely rejected her, apparently she cried too. So I was a dick to her from the start, and I kept that up for FIVE YEARS all through high school too. Now we're away at college, she is 3000 miles in the other direction when she adds me as a friends on facebook.

Five years of mistreatment and general cruelty on my part and she still wants contact with me. I accept her friend request thing and we started chatting on facebook. I was a different person, and I was now honest with her that I'd liked her for years but just never said it, and in fact pretended to hate her.

So she had a boyfriend, but their relationship was pretty much on the rocks when I turned up again, and I gave her the final push to end it. So I slowly insinuated myself into her life, and I got a love confession from her. Another one.

I accepted this time, and I told her I felt the same way.

She's coming back home in just a few days, and we're going to see each other for the first time in about a year. I'm a virgin (never done ANYTHING with a girl, and I mean nothing) and she's done everything. But I've become very open with her, and there's no secret that I want to have sex with her, and she doesn't hide the fact that she wants it too.

I'm nervous as hell, guys.

But I escaped roneryness! You can too anonymous, I was as worse off as any of you. Good luck to you guys.
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>>11281318
Man, even if this is fake, I thank you for presenting something less pathetic than I am.
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>>11281336
This will blow your mind. I wanted more, eventually getting married, family etc. She doesn't ever want that :(

She was awesome though. Exactly what I needed at exactly the right time.
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>>11281377
Remember the advices from the top, virgin sex advice. Congratulations anon, you're gonna graduate soon.
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>>11281324

Marketing Degree and an MBA. The company I worked for got bought out and I got restructured. Certain people in my department go promoted to management, while others because assistants who basically got stuck with whatever the managers didn't feel like doing.

I never had enough work to do as an assistant and was always asking for more. A few months in a co-worker of mine wasn't cutting it in a more difficult territory so they swapped us out.

The manager I ended up under was a total bitch and didn't like me from day one. She delegated so much work to me that I was unable to complete it all and since I had been dropped down to hourly she could just send me home at the end of the day.

Because of this I didn't work out in the position either, but instead of transferring me like they did with the other person, they fired me instead.
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>>11281358
I have a paper on female gential mutilation due tomorrow that I haven't even started yet. I'm having too much fun looking up reference photos.
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>>11281353

I guess.

Alright go to fucking sleep.
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>>11281399
Tell your professor that you're a recovering guro addict and you can't be exposed to this material
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>>11281377
>she's done everything
is it worth having a slut girlfriend to escape from the ronery? you should have gone for it when she was still innocent
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>>11281389

I wish it was fake. I also think you mean more pathetic.
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>>11281377
don't fuck it up
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>>11281399
Any good finds? Actually wait, I'm going to sleep soon. I don't want to dream about mutilated vaginas.
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>>11281407
he said "everything", not "everyone"...
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>>11281407
OK that was a bit inaccurate. You need some more information. She's had ONE boyfriend in her life, and never done anal. She is pretty much open to anything though (except that).

Not a slut at all. In fact she's often said she can't have sex with someone unless she loves them. Two guys in her whole life that qualify, doesn't sound slutty to me.
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>>11281407

Being a female college student and having done sexual stuff doesn't necessarily make her a slut.

Most girls have sex by the time they finish high school. This is considered normal.
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>>11281421
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:FGC_Types.jpg

lol
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>>11281417
not a virgin = slut
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>>11281417
Which means she has been fucked in every hole in any imaginable situation, ie, gang bangs.
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>>11281437
gb2 your anime
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>>11281437
>>11281439
oh u
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>>11281447

gb2 your hentai
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>>11281377
10/10
[]:<
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>>11281436
I want to fuck a type three. Almost as good as an infant.
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>>11281437
It's going to be hard for any of us to find a girl who isn't a virgin since we're all going to wait so long to finally have sex.

By wait I mean had no fucking chance to at all.
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>>11281459
>>who is a virgin
self fix'd
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>>11281447
if it's anime women we're talking about she's a slut if she doesn't bleed the first time you do it
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>>11281459
there are still virgins out there, they just get younger every year, i think eleven year olds should be clear
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>>11281436
I am going to resist checking on that link. I already had a weird gurren lagann dream last night where it's the entire story done as is except they are in an industrialized steam filled nation and are trying to reach the islands in the sky. I'm not even a fan of the show but I always dream whatever I look at the half hour-hour before I fall asleep.
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>>11281408
yeah, thanks

I'm not really interested in relationships, but I would like a job. Don't have the motivation to do anything more than waste away though.
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>>11281469
meh, she can always have her vagina reconstructed and her hymen remade
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>>11281472
My little sister is friends with an eleven year old who went out with a fat, ugly, pedophile 18 year old for his money.
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>>11281469

All virgins bleed the first time they do it. If they don't then they are liars and deserve to be dumped as soon as you finish yourself off.
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>>11281459
>
>It's going to be hard for any of us to find a girl who isn't a virgin since we're all pedophiles.

FIXED.
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>>11281476
That sounds dangerous. What if you saw goatse?
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>>11281476
Wait I'm reading a lonely thread before I sleep, I hope that doesn't mean I'll have a dream about loneliness.
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>>11281476
it's not anything gross, just illustration of types of vaginas
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>>11281494
I'm not taking any chances.

>>11281490
Stay up an extra two hours and look at things that I would rather dream about.
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>>11281483
alright then, maybe we need to find 10 y.o.
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>>11281476
I want you to look at it and post your findings when you wake up tomorrow. Please, it will help my studies.
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>>11281492

It prolly means you're not going to sleep anytime soon.
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>>11281492
maybe you'll dream about hugging a girl ;_;
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I'd rather the girl not be a virgin. At least one of us should know what we are doing.
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>>11281483
your sister and her friends are pretty classy, huh?
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>>11281505
best laugh i've had today
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>>11281510
Catholic school girls do crazy things to be rebellious.
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>>11281483
You should give your sister's friend money in exchange for sex.
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>>11281509
it's better to experiment your way up
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>>11281516
well i swear on my pet dog's grave
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>>11281488
stop it
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>>11281521
Whatever. I place no value on a possible partners virginity or past relationships. It's totally a non-issue to me. I can't see how you guys are so hung up on it. It's really impractical too.

To each his own.
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>>11281505
>>11281528
No, you are not ruining my dreams tonight anon! Though I guess I may have dreams about loneliness, that may be worse in some way.
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>>11281509
but then you can't have cute akward sex and share the experience of being each other's first time

also she won't have anyone to compare you with
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>>11281516
Check this thread out.
>>>/fit/92799
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>>11281542
Enjoy having her thinking of the other boyfriend's superior cock and stamina while fucking you.
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>>11281520
>You should give your sister money in exchange for sex.
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>>11281547
I'd let her manhandle me.
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>>11281563
At the end of the day, who's the one fucking her?
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>>11281479

I did recently find a new job. I need to pass a licensing test before I start though, which is why I can be on /a/ at this hour although this will have to stop very soon.

When it comes down to it, life isn't really that bad. My ultimate problem was a lack of confidence which made me not stand up for myself when I really needed too. I should have started looking for a new job as soon as I got reassigned to being an assistant, and I should have stood up for myself when the mistreatment I got at work started.

It's a lesson I ultimately learned the hard way, but I think i'm ultimately better off. I honestly feel a lot better about myself than I did before and I think things are going to be alright.
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>>11281548

close but not quite *phew*
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>>11281579
good for you ;_;
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>>11281548

I'm fucked I guess.
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>>11281548
Only got four and the free space. Not even close to being a row either.
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>>11281548
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>>11281534

It's the truth.

If you really want to serve some justice and don't fear getting the blueballs you can pull out in the middle, then dump her.

If you want it to be extra LULZY you can dump her while you're in the middle of fucking her then continue until she pulls you off of her.
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>>11281547
No, I don't trust you people.
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>>11281595

At the end of the day i'm still >>11281318

I really don't think I should be making anyone here feel bad.
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Oh ho, 2nd ronery thread is auto saged.

I guess I'll head to bed. Good night.
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>>11281548
I can only check off 6 squares. Am I not ronery?
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what do I win?
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>>11281621
I dropped out of university (1st year engineering), neet for 4 years. 11k+ student loan debt. Mooching off my brother.

Does this make you feel better?
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>>11281638
A life of loneliness.
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>>11281621
just don't give up
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So ronery, youtube edition:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBnAZ9oFtwY
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>>11281642
I'm almost as bad, but I've gotten back into school recently. Hell, I dropped out on my final year, and now they only need me to repeat 3 semesters. at least I don't have to start from scratch.
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>>11281669
Needs to be sung by a female voice.
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Does 4chan really suck that much time, my /b/tard friend fails 2-3 classes every semester.
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Could be worse, I guess.
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>>11281684
Here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kNatVSjVRE
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>>11281692
Even the voice is from a non living person... So ronery.
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>>11281669
oh god ;_;
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>>11281642

I don't feel bad about myself. I've just been in such a bad situation for the past year i don't think people should be getting depressed reading posts about my life.

Although I was almost at the point of mooching off my brother. I still might end up having to mooch money for rent off of one of them, if things don't work out in my next position I might be asking my older one if I can move into his place for a while.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRb-uOscWU4
Another miku version.
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>>11281739
OH MIKU DON'T CRY ;_;
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>>11281728
reading your posts actually makes me feel better cause you don't give up ;_;
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>>11281667

I won't. Life can suck ass sometimes, but at the end of the day it's all about how hard you try. At times it feels like you're pushing against an immovable object, but you gotta keep pushing.
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>>11281782
you're so brave, anon ;_;
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>>11281782
Bravest/most courageous anon in this thread.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBtO8Ay1MNk
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>>11280648
I got rejected by girl and I felt down, like, four years after that



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